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Author has written 8 stories for Misc. Plays/Musicals, Misc. Movies, Stand By Me, and South Park.

I'm Ren. I should have grown out of fanfiction.net a long time ago. As you can see from my mostly-unfinished, crappy stories, I pretty much have.

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The End by Lord-Deos reviews
Years have passed since their boyhood adventures. As feelings are found, worlds turned upside down and the lives of everyone put on the line, will the teenagers of South Park be able to save everything they hold dear? Or is this The End? S/K Slash
South Park - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,562 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Life on Mars? by thickets reviews
If you don't have a friend ... make one. A story about the power of the imagination, and a slightly different take on Howard and Vince's friendship.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,609 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Don't Touch Me by KickingRoses reviews
Vince wonders "Why?" and thinks he's worked out the answer. Howard shows him he couldn't be more wrong. Tender fluffy oneshot.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
We'll Meet Again by SisiDraig - 2 reviews
Vince is a London evacuee and ends up in Yorkshire with Mrs Moon and her estranged son. D/C: Not mine! Set in WW2 times. xx
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,261 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Complete
Boundaries by electricskeptic reviews
What happens when the final boundary is crossed? Howard/Vince
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,495 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Complete
UltraTerror! by Snazzo reviews
Sheen is ecstatic! UltraCON, the World's Largest UltraLord Convention comes to Retroville. Sheen convinces the whole gang to go. But an unexpected Villainous guest with a goal of world domination arrives. Result: UltraTerror!
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,082 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Sheen E., UltraLord - Complete
I Feel So by Brat-Child3 reviews
I hugged myself and let out a sob: longing for the comfort of his smile, his touch. I was so sick. So sick and tired of being angry. In one clear moment, I realized how hopeless it had all been, and I asked myself: Now what?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,955 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Short Stories with Tragic Endings by Faery Goddyss reviews
Kenny's final death brings Kyle back to South Park after 11 years of living in California. Little does he or Stan know, but even in death Kenny has plans for his two estranged friends. StanBebe ending in StanKyle. COMPLETE w/ EPI.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 276,896 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Nothing Compares by juliassundial reviews
His fingers traced over the shadow of Stan. “When we are dead and gone nobody will care about these pictures. No one will remember how happy we were. How much it all meant.” How much he meant to me…
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,190 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The Oedipus Complex by juliassundial reviews
After being dared to seduce the whorish Liane Cartman, Kenny learns that he and Cartman’s Mom may not be so different after all. Cartman however is being torn between fighting for a university place, Wendy, and his mother’s honour. CartmanxWendy
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,140 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Kenny M., Eric Cartman
The Bitter End by Genis Aurion reviews
[StanKyle, oneshot, dedication fic]. What do you do when you’re at the end? When you’ve lived the best you could, when you’ve sought all the opportunities life has given you... What do you do when you've reached the bitter end?
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,737 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Overcoming Obstacles by BroflovskiFan reviews
Ch. 10 up. Mounting pressure puts strain on Stan and Kyle's relationship. Between parents, deception and shrinks, only one question remains: will Kyle risk losing his family, or lose Stan? Sequel to AESAD.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,150 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Teaching STYLE to 6th Graders by BroflovskiFan reviews
Courtesy of Indiana Beach Bum AND BroflovskiFan. In a class where there aren't too many expectations, students are about to get far more than they bargained for. Bet your school never taught you this. R&R.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,477 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 7/6/2006
Vanilla Blue by the Zoshi reviews
[FINISHED][[kylexkenny][slash][LAST CHAPTER IS UP] Drunken dares can never lead to anything good... or can they? Now its Kenny's turn to speak... COMPLETED 6 5 07!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,263 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Butt Buddies by Accountabilibuddy reviews
[Slash, StanKyle] Stan feels awkward.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Tethering Masks by Perivates reviews
What are you supposed to do when you find yourself attracted to two people at once? He loved them both, he couldn't imagine ever loving one and not the other... [KyleStan, StanWendy]
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Mr E and That One Dude by style xx reviews
COMPLETE Due to some great, unfathomable coincidence, Stan and Kyle are paired up on a longterm project – and find that you learn more about your best friend when he thinks you’re a total stranger. [StanKyle, KennyWendy]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 77,396 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Acting The Part by Kenny's Most Wanted reviews
In a desperate attempt to escape the unwanted affections of All the Ladies, Kyle takes Kenny's suggestion to act gay...with Stan, who may not be just acting.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,897 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Bendable as a Ruler by Lance Ruhiru reviews
Hey, grandmothers are hella shifty, man. A conversation that may as well be onesided. CraigStan
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Stan M., Craig T. - Complete
My Last Friend by Genis Aurion reviews
[Goodbye fic, oneshot, nonslash]. StanKyle friendship. I never understood why you so badly wanted me to be your best friend. I suppose before the end, though, I'll find out for myself.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The Journal of One Kenny McCormick by Seaouryou reviews
Oh, life. It’s such a tremendous pain in the ass. I'm not too thrilled about death, either. [Kenny’s POV]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,186 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Kenny M. - Complete
Insanity of a Talking, Moving Puppet by Brat-Child3 reviews
Cartman and Wendy want revenge. On Stan and Kyle, on each other, on everyone who gets in their way. See Cartman yell. See Wendy scream. See Artemus Clyde Frog take the upper hand. CxW SxK SxW
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,609 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Giving to the Greater Good by style xx reviews
In a botched attempt to get back together with Stan, Wendy gives him ideas about what his best friend's weird new habit really means. [StanKyle]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,694 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
All American Rejection by Phoenix II reviews
COMPLETE! Chapter 13, The Epilogue, is up! StanxKyle, CartmanxWendy, KennyxBebe. A big thank you to everyone who read and reviewed, and even to those who just read. I appreciate it a lot!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,521 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
A Little Bit of Seasonal Style by BroflovskiFan reviews
StanKyle. Cold weather, interrupting mothers, frozen bangs and of course a little hot seasonal action. Happy holiday of your choice readers. [ONESHOT]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
High School by CaptainTinaRaven reviews
Its been Five years in South Park. The town looks the same, but a lot has changed friendship wise by then. Kyle is afraid Stan's life is way to busy and he's no longer his best friend anymore. Life is typical. Life is Gay. Seriously. KylexStan.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,173 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M.
After Everything's Said and Done by BroflovskiFan reviews
StanKyle. New feelings are unearthed between the boys when they return to South Park after their first university terms for winter break. Chaos and hilarity ensues.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,964 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
That Story With the Stupid Plot by Seaouryou reviews
In which there is a dance, but very little dancing. Everyone is scared of Wendy, everyone loves Cartman, Stan is very much gay, Kyle is very much not gay, and Kenny very much wishes he were gay. Het, slash, and wannabe slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,381 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
You there God? Its Stan and Kyle and We Hate You by Emmie Monster reviews
Fun times with the evolving relationship of two super best friends at business camp lead to Kenny wondering what rhymes with orange, a bet that will make or break either Cartman or Wendy’s empires, Stan paranoid about prom, and Kyle cowering under a desk
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,987 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Attack of the Clichéd Plots by MooseyDoom777 reviews
What could possibly have MarySues, love triangles, crazy children, impulsive romances, and bad grammar? It can only be……The Clichéd Plots.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,318 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 6/22/2005
Always a Bridesmaid by Seaouryou reviews
The receptionist took one look at them and asked, “Groom running away with the best man?” Kyle sputtered a negative, but Stan asked curiously, “Does that happen often?” She shrugged. “About as often as you’d think.”
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Psychic BS by Brat-Child3 reviews
Cartman believes he's a psychic, Kyle thinks he's full of it. To prove his abilities, he begins making predictions about Stan and Kyle's relationship. When they come true, Kyle has to rethink Cartmans predictions, and his relationship with Stan.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,484 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
South Park Makes You Gay by Seaouryou reviews
Stan wants to know what turned him gay. Kyle just wanted to eat his lunch.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Spiral by EclipseKlutz reviews
Four years later, Violet’s college life is complicated by an unstable boyfriend and a vengeful Syndrome has escaped prison. When his want for revenge and her need for sanity clash, they learn that allies can be found in the most unlikely places. HIATUS.
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,084 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 3/28/2005
Where Did I Go Right? by Aleka reviews
((FINALLY COMPLETE))They all grew up together, but they're only just beginning to meet each other. It's a lot about acceptance and learning how to look past steretypes. (all four guys) Oh, and thanks so much to Britt for beta-reading for me!
Stand By Me - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 52,349 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 9/12/2003 - Complete
Time Warp by SleepIsFun reviews
Gloria is given a key from a strange old lady and steps through a door right into Stand by Me. UPDATED:Read Author's Note
Stand By Me - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 39,932 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/22/2004 - Published: 11/11/2003
The Screamer by BIFF1 reviews
Teddy always felt like he was alone and no one knew how it felt to have your hero up and leave like you didn't mean a thing... and then there was Cathleen
Stand By Me - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/6/2003 - Published: 11/30/2003
Dream A Little Sanity by Death By Stereo reviews
We're back yet again but this time is [Dream A Little Dream] style. moo ha ha ha ha!
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/5/2003
Truly, Madly, Deeply by white-moth reviews
OKAY! I'm still alive. Sorry, it's been a terrible month (or so...) It'll still be about a week before I update, but I will be. I think. Or maybe just doing a new story, because this one sucks so much. Sorry. I promise there'll be more. :)
Stand By Me - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,314 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 9/13/2003 - Published: 8/12/2003
The Secret Diaries of The Lost Boys by StalkyStar reviews
COMPLETE! Secret diaries inspired by Cassandra Claire's LotR diaries. Parody, sense of humour is needed here.
Lost Boys - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/27/2003 - Published: 10/11/2002 - David, Marko, Paul, Star - Complete
Hated Love by Aleka reviews
*Now Complete!!*A popular girl falls for Chris, but Chris can't stand her because of how her group of friends treats people like him. Also some Gordie romance stuff.
Stand By Me - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 46,322 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/22/2003 - Published: 3/17/2003 - Complete
Road Trip by Aleka reviews
A light-hearted fic for once! Basically, it's about what the title says, a road trip.
Stand By Me - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,587 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/17/2003 - Published: 3/4/2003
Principles by sss979 reviews
How far would YOU go to honor your father? A story of love vs. duty and two separate paths in a quest for righteousness. PG-13 version an NC-17 piece.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,004 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/11/2003 - Published: 8/18/2002 - Complete
Missing Her by Aleka reviews
A grieving family moves to Castle Rock. The lonely son and the heartbroken daughter try to keep their family together, and in the process make some friends. *Somewhat of a sequel to I'll Stand By You* Now Complete!
Stand By Me - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 36,520 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/1/2003 - Published: 1/2/2003 - Complete
The Lost Homies by leppyfencey reviews
tis an awkward and urinal story about various alex winter movies including The Lost Boys, Bill and Ted's, The Borrowers (hot tv gangsters) and Freaked! This is such a crappy parody of the lost boys, that you really won't get it unless you've seen LB
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/6/2003 - Published: 7/18/2002
I'll Stand By You by Aleka reviews
No one ever could quite comprehend how one of those low-life Chambers kids could be capable of feelings, that he could have a heart too. And they sure as hell never understood how the girl next door could love him with enough to kill them both. *Now Complete!*
Stand By Me - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,551 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/26/2002 - Published: 5/22/2002 - Complete
After All by ozmagirl03 reviews
*Story Completed* The Enterprise stops off to check on a Federation colony, only to find a new civilization. After an accident, Wesley and Kate (o/c) are in a race against time for survival.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,337 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2002 - Wesley C. - Complete
Clerks Animated Series: Episode 7: The New Network by Dave Corsair reviews
A new Begining for the failed cartoon... FINALLY FINSHED
Kevin Smith - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 1/12/2002 - Published: 5/19/2001
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Each Coming Night reviews
[Oneshot, StanKyle] Kyle wonders what Stan would do if he died. Random songfic idea.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Citing Examples reviews
[Oneshot, StanKyle] After Kyle expresses his objections, Stan tries to win him over in a different way.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The HudSUCKER Proxy reviews
A short little Hudsucker fic about Smitty and how he feels about Amy leaving...while someone...distracts him
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/13/2004
You Only Get What You Give reviews
Randi Riverton moves to Castle Rock and forms the best of friendships with our boys and introduces them to the Goonies
Stand By Me - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 44,469 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/28/2003 - Published: 2/16/2003
Memories to Stand By reviews
This is a poem I wrote awhile ago about Stand By Me. It's like reflecting back on that one summer...
Stand By Me - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/26/2003
Too Weak to Stand reviews
This is a Teddy fic. It takes place years after the main part of the movie. It's kinda sappy, depressing and sad. But hey, I liked it. ::shrugs::
Stand By Me - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2002
Goonies 2 reviews
I'm surprised there isn't a Goonies category!! This takes place after the movie, the Fratellis escape from jail and want revenge. *sloth fans dont read cuz he's not in here..sorry* somewhat implied mouth/stef action :) please R/R
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/30/2002
Lonely Soul Cabaret reviews
This is a fic set a bit after Cabaret. Its kinda sad, so if you are depressed don't read it. This is my first POSTED fic, please review!!!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/29/2002