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Joined 11-18-02, id: 296077, Profile Updated: 08-27-08
Author has written 3 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Troy.

I thought that, as I haven't done anything to my profile page in about 4 years, I'd better give it a bit of a rewrite.

So this is me, rewriting it.

My real name's Lisa but I chose the username Mixed-Signals cos I'm oh-so great at putting them out. Ask any of my male friends and they'll whole heartedly support the statement.

I'm 21 (22 in Dec) but have never had a steady job, haven't got any real qualifications apart from mechanics (but try getting a job in a garage when you're female) and am generally a bit of a waste of space. But I'm just about to start a course in computer programming and another in Short Story Writing so that should pad out the resumé just a little. The 'Professional Dog Walker' I am now isn't something I want to be forever.

My main passion is books. I love them. It's the smell, I think. And I'll always buy second hand rather than new. They always feel better then they've been read two or three times already. And I get really attached to them. If I get a book from the library, read it, love it, I then have to go out and buy a copy rather than just put it back and forget about it. It's like I get to know the people in them and don't want to lose contact or something. Very weird. My mother think there's some medical term for people who get overly attached to fictional characters. I looked at her and said, "Yeah, the medical term is: Crazy!"

Although I mainly lean toward paranormal chick lit (horror/fantasy romance) I'm really trying to branch out. So I'm taking a stab at murder mysteries, contemporary drama and Terry Pratchet, who is a genre unto himself.Lol. I bought a few Jane Austen classics ages ago but haven't even picked them up yet. I think I just liked having them on the shelf. Made me look all educated and cultured, you know? Anyone with any ideas for books I should read, drop me a line and I'll get straight on it.

My other passion is movie soundtracks. I've got about two dozen. I love Hans Zimmer's stuff. His work on Pirates and King Arthur are incredible. Batman and Gladiator were spectacular. Then there was Lord of the Rings, Titanic and Serenity, done by totally different dudes but equally great. I'm kinda eclectic though cos along with the classical stuff I listen to loads of Rock. Nickelback, Breaking Benjamin, Metallica, NIN, Hoobastank, Alter Bridge, Evanescence and tons more. I'll occasionally branch out into pop, RnB etc but mainly not.

From the stories I've posted you'll probably guess I'm really into Orlando Bloom's characters, although I have to admit enthusiasm has started to wear off a little. Recently Legolas has become more appealing than he has been in a while but I really should crack of with my Troy fic. I lost my copy of the transcript so I don't know where to go from where I've left it. I'll find it eventually and get back to work but for now I'm planning something original. I've got the heroine all planned out, I just need to figure out what to do with her. Harder than it sounds considering I'd originally planned to use her in a fanfic. Yank the crutch of someone else's work away and I'm left with not much. But persistence usually pays, as does staring at a blank sheet of paper for hours and hours. And talking to myself. The number of times I've been stuck, started talking myself through the plot and realised I was saying something that made wonderfully perfect sense. I live for moments like that.

Ok, just realised how long I've been rambling for. I really should stop. I mean, how much more can you need to know about me? Really?

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Sleeping Beauty by silent-niobe reviews
What if Sleeping Beauty was not a woman? What if they were not a man either, but an elf? Follow Alice in her journey to find out the truth behind the myth and the fairytale. Set in modern times. LegolasOC.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 97,655 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Legolas - Complete
Hero Worship by Nocturnias reviews
Post Reichenbach and spoilers. Unrequited love is painful. And Sherlock is still just a brilliant idiot. Or is he? Is there any hope for a superior mind and an ordinary one to meet in-between? This story was a finalist in the 2012 Sherlock and Molly Fic Award (SAMFAs) in the "Best Angst Rated M" category.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,487 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
True Home by warwitch-18ca reviews
Liane, second daughter of Elrond is raised in middle earth, she returns to her true home to fulfill her destiny. But the way is fraught with obstacles, love, lust, betrayal and mystery. LegolasOC. Read, Reveiw and Enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 262,037 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 1/16/2003 - Legolas, Elrond
The Daughter of Telcontar by Blue Eyes At Night reviews
Arwen became mortal to become Aragorn's wife and because of this all of their children were mortal...except for one daughter. Slightly AU. COMPLETE! additional note as of December 30, 2008
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 141,231 - Reviews: 1483 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 2/19/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Distractions by Sic Et Non reviews
It’s not easy being the clumsiest waitress in town, but is it really Bella’s fault that the bartender is so distracting? AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dreams by Writerwithabite reviews
Bella knows she's in a dream, but she can't stop it, nor does she want to. But when the dream suddenly becomes reality, what will she do? One-shot, slight lemon. Edward and Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Casus Belli by Bellethiel Merilwen reviews
A sequel to Tainted With Memories And Scars. Legolas Greenleaf has found his love, his goddess, but her ghosts gain on her and her past discovers her in the form of an Angel. The lover scorned always returns.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,355 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Legolas
Tainted With Memories And Scars by Bellethiel Merilwen reviews
She requested to be forgotten, her life meant nothing to her, and likewise she wished it to mean nothing to any other. But the fellowship loved her, her friends loved her. They could not leave her life unwritten, Middle-Earth needed to know of the Tenth.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,628 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Legolas - Complete
Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by lateBloomer04 reviews
After Will leaves, Elizabeth is left with a wonderful surprise. But when Elizabeth realizes something is terribly wrong with her son, how far will she and Will go to cure him? PostAWE. WillElizabeth. JackAna. Jack and Elizabeth friendship.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 244,964 - Reviews: 1640 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Elizabeth S., Will T. - Complete
Show Me The Way by Sommer reviews
COMPLETE: If you could go to Middle-earth, wouldn't you have a plan? Flynn hasn't quite thought it through! Will the elves lead her into peril before Legolas can take an interest in her welfare? For the much yummier NC-17 version go to OpenScrolls dot net and search for story 'Show Me The Way' (or PM me).
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,935 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 11/28/2002 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Zacarias by x emmalisa x reviews
Zacarias De La Cruz finds his lifemate. After being forced by a vampire into a trap, he is forced to feel his lifemate with another man. Violet has lost her job and family, she wants control of her life. Can Zacarias give her back control? Even in bed? x
Carpathian Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,653 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
Destined to Reign by Marisa reviews
COMPLETE Legolas becomes the personal bodyguard to the Rhûn king’s young daughter and as the years pass he confronts serious complications.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,258 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Legolas - Complete
Baby Sitting by x emmalisa x reviews
Nick and Otto are on Babysitting duty. How will they cope with four little Dark Hunter babies? Baby Z, Freya, Lily Magnus and Ceara Runningwulf. x
Dark-Hunter series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,006 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Complete
Family by x emmalisa x reviews
Life for some of the exDarkhunters with daughters. I hope you like it x Zarek, Valerius, Talon, Wulf, Wren and Julians stories added. x
Dark-Hunter series - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,155 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Complete
Ice Fire by JennMel reviews
Johnny Storm was annoying. He was cocky and outspoken. But however irritating a person can get, when their life is suddenly hanging by a thread, and no one knows why, suddenly those faults are just the quirks you miss.
Fantastic 4 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,158 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
Crosspurposes by ginef reviews
Elizabeth Swann and Will Turner struggle to find solid ground in the aftermath of betrayal. Takes place immediately following the end of POTC:DMC.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Complete
Isengard's Captives by Lisseyelen aka Lady V reviews
SHOCK: UPDATE! What if Gandalf wasn't the only one held prisioner on the Tower of Isengard? What if the prince of Mirkwood was captured before him? Rating is for gratuitous elftorture. Also features the twins!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 135,303 - Reviews: 1907 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn
Not Fade Away by Jael the Scribe reviews
First place winner, MEFA 2007. A modern day woman lands a job that is too good to be true at a mysterious toy company. Things are not as they seem. Has she strayed into a dream? Drama humor. Characters: All the usual Mirkwood suspects and an OFC.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,153 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/22/2006 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Legolas - Complete
Come Back To Haunt Me by BluWine reviews
[Sequel to Things Change] Years after Patricia and Will Turner left Port Royal, life couldn't be better but ghosts from their parents' past have come looking for blood and Patricia's insecurities are shaking what could have been the perfect marriage.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,494 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 7/9/2004
Third Time's the Charm by Leanan Sidhe reviews
COMPLETED ENTIRE PIRATES HILARIOUSITY! Two girls are sent back to the Caribbean, where Vicki tries to keep from touching Will, and Rachel tries to keep from stealing all of Sparrow's lines. Rated M for language and some sexual scenes.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,775 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
Of Heaven and Hell by Leanan Sidhe reviews
(From Hell) I go back to the days of Rip's last murders and save abberline's sorry little tush. Chaos ensues, party life at the Ten Bells, warding off freaky deaky freemasons, and trying like hell not to fall in love.
From Hell - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,619 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/9/2006 - Published: 1/16/2004
The Battle of Will by ginef reviews
Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann discovered uncharted territory in the months before their wedding.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,265 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Complete
My Immortal by BluWine reviews
A ParisOFC romance. An AU fic of Paris, born of royalty, fated to hold the love of the most beautiful woman, destined to cause his city's destruction but what was never told was that someone loved him even before the story started and long after it ends.
Troy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,875 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Complete
Partners in Crime by babies-stole-my-dingo reviews
Kaylee brings a kitten aboard the Serenity, and it immediately begins making Jayne's life miserable. Oneshot.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Jayne, Kaylee - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean Love Is Not A Victory by obliviongates reviews
I know you've seen stories like this before, two girls from our time get sent into 'Pirates of the Caribbean' and one of them falls for Will and the Other for Jack...but what if that doesn't happen in this one. COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,008 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/9/2005 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Complete
New Life in Middle Earth by daydreamer8301 reviews
EDITING! After an accident a young woman is brought to Middle Earth with a greater role then even she herself could imagine. A tenth walker series with romance developing along they way. LegolasOC and a MarySue so I'm told. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 133,835 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/26/2005 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Legolas - Complete
The Death of Paris by ElvenDestiny reviews
Oenone, the lover of Paris, foresaw his death, yet he still leaves her for Helen. Years later when Paris is mortally wounded, he remembers her promise to heal him. The littleknown story of love and betrayal, based on the Trojan War.
Troy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,424 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/28/2004 - Published: 5/18/2004 - Complete
ELLIE'S CHOICE New Version by Winsome Elf reviews
A gifted healer is bent on upholding the unusual traditions of her heritage. Can Legolas change her mind or will her choices bring an eternity of heartache to them both? Also features the Fellowship, Haldir & Sauron. Rated R for sexual situations.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 132,759 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/22/2004 - Published: 10/5/2003 - Legolas
Forever Yours by princessdimonah reviews
COMPLETE Can two girls from the future mend a broken heart, and soften another? JackOC and WillOC. Sequel called Only Yours
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 52,099 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/11/2004 - Published: 2/10/2004 - Complete
Don't Sell Your Heart by Blue Eyes At Night reviews
Orli's rentboy form wilde: michael yorks is a rentboy and his body is forever being sold to the highest bidder... will a girl claim his heart? AU, full of life lessons and smut. COMPLETE
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,364 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/3/2004 - Published: 5/24/2003 - Complete
Things Change by BluWine reviews
WillOC, AU :: Will Turner has long been in love with Elizabeth Swann but now she's married to Norrington leaving him broken... But add Patricia, the best friend who's always waited for him, a pirate and a long lost treasure and things just... change.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 66,365 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/11/2004 - Published: 7/29/2003 - Complete
Moriquendi by Fan81981 reviews
Mirkwood is under threat and an alliance is the only way to save it. Will Legolas be able to make the needed sacrifice?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 238,178 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/2/2004 - Published: 2/12/2003 - Legolas - Complete
Tangled by Louisa Lacourten reviews
Tarzan and Jane finally find one another intimately. Unexpected humor and tenderness. Please R&R
Tarzan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,269 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/31/2004
The Rain Can't Hurt Me Now by Sparrow Quill reviews
FINISHED Aletté has had more than her share of heartbreak in the form of Will Turner. Now headhunted for her lineage to the Spanish royalty, Will and Jack return to help thier old friend but things do not go exactly as planned... WillOC, please R&R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,330 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/28/2004 - Published: 1/16/2004 - Complete
The Loved and the Lost by Sihaya reviews
FINISHED! SEQUEL POSTED! Will Turner had always loved another, but his feelings for her were always overshadowed by his feelings for Elizabeth. Can Will defeat love and loss to win the heart that already belongs to him? RR!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,762 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/6/2003 - Published: 7/26/2003
Never Wanted This by EmmaElf reviews
WillOC Non-Con. Port Royal is taken by invaders and Will strikes a horrifying bargain to keep loved ones safe. Trapped as a slave to a cruel man, Will struggles to deal with what is done to him. When finally rescued, can Jack and Elizabeth help him heal?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,672 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/26/2003 - Published: 8/22/2003
Personal Demons by Technoelfie reviews
Who said elves are nice? Elves are nasty, and a small glimpse into Legolas' mind proves it . . . A sequel of sorts to 'Divine Intervention'. [complete]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,960 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/22/2002 - Published: 7/14/2002 - Legolas - Complete
By Divine Intervention: Revenge of the Mary Sue by Technoelfie reviews
It's got Legolas in it again. The poor elf is becoming allergic to 21st century girls with nice hair, so what happens when a fedup reader who's got the hots for the elf decides to become a MarySue herself? [complete]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,501 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/24/2002 - Published: 2/24/2002 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Wooded Fear and Hidden Darkness by Sitrine Topaz reviews
*Complete!*The Fellowship has failed. Legolas returns home to find the strangest of occurences.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,921 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/31/2002 - Published: 1/10/2002 - Legolas - Complete
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Achilles reviews
Kind of AlternateUniverse. What if Achilles was a woman? AchillesParis. Nonslash trust me! full summary inside even though I suck at summaries. No Flamers! Not sure about the Genre. Rating may go up.
Troy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 57,988 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 6/14/2005
Please Remember reviews
COMPLETE!After travelling with the Fellowship, a Slayer from our world goes back to London after the death of her lover. When he's sent back will her love be enough to restore what his death robbed them of? His memories.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,158 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Legolas - Complete
The Call of the Sea reviews
Slightly AU Oneshot:What if the call of the sea didn't exist? What if Galadriel had just forseen Legolas meeting someone by the shore who would steal his heart in a moment(literally) and hold it forever?(No more flames please!)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Legolas - Complete