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Author has written 2 stories for Avatar, and Twilight.

Full Name: Cassandra A.

Pen-name Nick Names: Starr Lee, Shadow, ShadowWolfAlphaGirl

Real-name Nick Names: Cassie, Cass, Eliza, Eli

Age: 17 (18 on October 27)

Gender: Female.

Likes: Wolves, writing, stitchpunks, Mexican food, reading, music

Dislikes: Cats, mornings, sexist pigs

Fave Shows: TMNT, TDI/TDA/TDWT/TDROTI, X-Men Evolution

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.
I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm MEXICAN, I I MUST steal everything I don't have.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.
I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN (part), so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore..
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy (ok, the crazy part may be a bit true...)
I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser

I like DANCING, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (Bit of a personal stereotype but hey)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (Who really cares as long as they don't try hurting you!?)
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
i'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.
I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver

i act freaking CRAZY so i must be craving attention.
i LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm british, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society english.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I GO TO A NEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a neek, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I agree with some cases of ABORTION so i MUST be heartless (If its a rape case or the mom may die...)
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

If you agree that most of those stereotypes are false, post on your author page and bold those that fit you.

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1. Open up your library (iTunes, iPod, Media Player, etc)

2. Put it on Shuffle

3. Press play.

4. For every question, type the song that's playing

5. When you get to a new question, click the 'next' button.

Opening credits: Kill All Your Friends-My Chemical Romance

Waking up: I'm Not Okay-My Chemical Romance

First Day at School: Redneck Woman-Gretchen Wilson

Falling in Love: When It Rains-Paramore

Breaking up: When I'm Gone-3 Doors Down

Prom Night: Gunpowder And Lead-Miranda Lambert

Life: Destroya-My Chemical Romance

Mental Breakdown: Give 'Em Hell Kid-My Chemical Romance

Driving: Kiss My Country Ass-Rhett Akins

Flashback: Mama-My Chemical Romance

Getting Back together: Na Na Na- My Chemical Romance

Wedding: I Don't Want This Night To End-Luke Bryan

Birth of a Child: Hey Hey-Superchick

Final Battle: We Live-Superchick

Funeral Song: The Sharpest Lives-My Chemical Romance

Final Credits: All We Know-Paramore

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents
if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)


1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and clean your teeth.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

16. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow, bitch!"

17. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challenging people to a Jedi match.

18. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"

19. Take things from peoples carts and put them in others' when they're not looking.

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things and add another one to the list! XD

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile

look that says, do-I-really-hang-out with you? copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile.

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

MOST teenage girls would cry and scream if Justin Bieber was about to jump off a building to his death below. If you're one of the few that will bring a fold-chair and some popcorn, then copy and paste this onto your profile.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let life wonder how the heck you did it!

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

(I just found the so romantic!)A girl asked a boy:

(Girl)Do you think I'm pretty?


(Girl)Do you want to be with me forever...


(Girl)Wouls you cry if I walked away?

(Again the boy said)NO

She heard enough and was hurt,

she walked away tears ran down her face.

The boy grabbed her arm and said:

(Boy)- You're not pretty, you're BEAUTIFUL

(Boy)- I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever

(Boy)- and I wouldn't cry if you walked away... I would DIE!!!!

(Boy whispers)- Please stay with me...

(Girl whispers)- I will...

here's an anonymous poem that I found on someone's fanfiction profile. I found it really funny. Feel free to copy and paste it to your profile- it's anonymous.

If You Wish To Flame Me


If you wish to flame me,

For no good reason at all,

You couldn't help but blame me,

If you "accidentally" fall.

For if you say it's too short,

And write a letter of complaint,

I'm afraid I'll have to retort,

Without a bit of restraint.

And if you say it came late,

And bug me about the next chapter,

You will (on a later date),

Be run over by me on a tractor.

Should you happen to think,

My grammar is askew,

I'll have to tell you without a blink,

"Hey buddy- (insert 4 letter curse word here) you!"

So if you wish to flame me,

And call me all sorts of names,

I'm afraid you'd have to blame me,

If you find your house in flames.

Anyway, if you're looking for a story- here you go...

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished that her dad would come home from the army, because he'd been having problems with his heart and right leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes later), the doorbell rang, and there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been having trouble in my job and on the verge of quitting. I made a simple wish that my boss would get a new job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55 there was an announcement that he was promoted and was leaving for another city. Believe me...this really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years of age. I had always been single and had been hoping to get into a nice, loving relationship for many years. While kind of daydreaming (and right after receiving this email) I wished that a quality person would finally come into my life. That was at 9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM a FedEx delivery man came into my office.He was cute, polite and could not stop smiling at me. He started coming back almost everyday (even without packages) and asked me out a week later. We married 6 months later and now have been happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but while you do, think of a wish. Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true).

Go for it!



Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes.

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Cassandra

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Casizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Midnight Wolf

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Elizabeth Elaine

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Arccafox

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Black Water

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Aclotek

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Kloe

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Rascal

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Living with the 9 by CreativeSkull reviews
A bunch of random one-shots about the cast of 9. Y'all can even leave requests. Rated T cause I'm paranoid.
9 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,834 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/7/2015 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Complete
Welcome to the Masquerade by Captain Zombie reviews
We all wear masks - only hers is of skin and bone. Eight years after the end of "Electricity", Jink's back on another whirl-wind adventure filled with music-based fun to save the world - and her sanity. T for the right reasons.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 72,037 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010
Diapers, SchoolBooks and Adamantium Claws by desy reviews
Set after X1: Logan returned, not for the first time, to Rogue. But this time Marie behaves odd and she has a little secret, that wouldn't stay a secret any longer. Now the two make their first steps into parenting their baby. X-23, VICTOR in here
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 141,373 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue
Catnip by Iris Musicia reviews
Kitty decides to see how Kurt reacts to catnip, but unfortunately for Kurt, catnip in a bag looks a lot like illegal drugs . . . Kurtty. Total Crack fic!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,839 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
As a Stitchpunk by CreativeSkull reviews
*USED TO BE NAMED This is so Wrong* When a young girl falls during an earthquake, she wakes up a Stitchpunk! And worse, she can't speak! Can the others help her get home? Rated T for swearing.
9 - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,218 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - 6 - Complete
The Songs Of Souls by PoppyECM.6-13 reviews
Post film. 7 can feel something happening and the only way to express herself is through song! With some musical help from the twins they give 9 enough clues for them to set off in a new adventure!
9 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2012 - 7, 9
Stripes and Spirals by 14SpiralTree reviews
When 6 is left alone in the emptiness, he doesn't know what to do. That is until he meets a new stitchpunk, and she's very, very unique...
9 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2012 - 6, 5 - Complete
6 you belong with me by PoppyECM.6-13 reviews
yay i rewrote "you belong with me" by Taylor Swift for 6 and 13 ! the other person metioned in the song is 1 because he's mean to 6 and it just fit!
9 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2012 - 6, 1 - Complete
21 Things the 9 Cast Would Never Say by Freida Right reviews
As the title implies. Humorous and senseless, just the way we like it. Officially my 30th fic, so read, pop some champagne, and celebrate! Celebrate, I say! 8D
9 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2011
The Art of Children by Mekina reviews
Jean makes a mistake, and suddenly, there are 8 cute little 5 year olds. Does Magneto have a twisted plan? How much chaos can these mutants cause? ROMY, KIOTR, LORO, and maybe some tiny KONDA, but its harder than it looks!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,608 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Jean Grey, Cyclops/Scott S. - Complete
My Guide to Kitty Pryde by I.c.E.d.C.u.P.c.A.k.E reviews
Lance is sick of always misunderstanding Kitty, so he decides to make a guide to help remind himself what to do in certain situations. Lancitty. One-Shot.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Avalanche/Lance A., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Dance Of Death by Smiley656 reviews
AU story. The X-men must spend a night in a haunted house in the forest outside of Bayville, because of a bet with school jocks. They don't know each other well, and one of them has a secret, which can be dangerous in a haunted place. Some blood and gore.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Rogue/Anna Marie
Winds Of Change by RubyDracoGirl reviews
I'm replacing Sam with a Female OC. My first Transformers fic. Please read!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,822 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Bumblebee, Ironhide - Complete
Pranks A'plenty by RubyDracoGirl reviews
What happens when Bobby has too much time on his hands... Bobby/Oc, Kitty/Colossus
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Bobby D./Sunspot, Katherine P./Shadowcat - Complete
Xmen Chatroom by The Clever Blonde reviews
When not fighting super villians or getting cats down from trees, the X-men ALWAYS have a little time for online chatting. crack.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Sabretooth, Kitty Pryde/Shadowcat
Story Time with 1 by DPRRluvJ13MM reviews
Back in 1's day, things were much better. The sun was brighter, the grass was greener, and there was a distinct lack of...9!
9 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/8/2010 - 1, 9 - Complete
Cancer by Iris Musicia reviews
Kitty tells Kurt she has six months to live due to "cancer." Kurt doesn't take it so well . . . Kurtty one-shot, no dark heaviness. Note "humor" category.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Are you an Angel? by DPRRluvJ13MM reviews
2 stared. “Am I a what?” “An angel,” 5 repeated. “What’s that?” 2 asked.
9 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,207 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2009 - 2, 5 - Complete
Angry Phone Call by Jinx Author reviews
Who's calling the director of Hellboy 2 with a complaint? I'll give you a hint: She's *expecting* to beat him up. M for language.
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Liz S. - Complete
Orange juice and what? by Obsidian76 reviews
Lance gets sick and annoys Wanda and Pietro with his whining.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Avalanche/Lance A., Scarlet Witch/Wanda M. - Complete
Shopping for Hellboy by Jinx Author reviews
A oneshot story about our beloved demon getting new clothes. Hope you enjoy it!
Hellboy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Complete
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Hunters and Huntresses reviews
Alice has been taken from them, but a new girl seems to have caught Jasper's eye. And his mind.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Jasper
A change can be good for everyone. Except when the change is that something returns that never should have been there in the first place. Funny how I could've missed something so big.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,492 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012