Author has written 1 story for Dungeons and Dragons.
DISCLAIMER AHOY: All series, games, movies, TV shows and other things that are referenced in stories written by me are the property of their respective copyright holders. No profit is being made from this, other than the fun gained by readers in reading it, and the fun gained in writing it. And you can't sue for fun which causes no financial/legal harm so NIAH NIAH.
If I only EVER hear PRAISE about what's GOOD or what you LIKED about my work, I will be hard for me to IMPROVE. I need to know what WORKS and what DOESN'T WORK in my stories. Please, don't just post PRAISE. It may be good for my EGO but it sure as hell doesn't help my WRITING.
What the hell is this guy up to - February 12th 2015:
Chapter 9 word progress: 347 words. Will update as word count grows.
After Chapter 10 goes up, expect some editing done to all chapters, so I can catch any mistakes or plot-holes before they become too big.
I WISH YOU MERRY HOLIDAYS AND A HAPPY, PRODUCTIVE NEW YEAR, FULL OF ACHIEVEMENTS (IN-GAME AND IRL AS WELL)!
Sorry I haven't updated in awhile. Real life can sometimes suck out all my creativity and joy for writing, such as they are. I've just sat down to continue this story, as I've promised everyone, including myself. Better hop to it, then. But right after I finish typing this. Ok...NOW! Gonna start NOW. Maybe. Now...? Ok, how about now? Hmmm... my fingers don't seem to want to stop typing. MY GOD... they're typing by themselves! THEY ARE SELF-AWARE!!! The FINGER APOCALYPSE HAS BEGUN! CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
*incoherent panicked gibberish*
Attention. May we have your attention please. This is a message from the writer's fingers.
We have assumed direct control. Our writer shall stop only to fulfill basic biological needs.
We shall not stop until we feel that sufficient progress has been made on the new chapter.
Thank you for your patience. Commencing writing.
Friendly neighborhood writefag here.
Just another male nerd, but with a twist - this one's a narcissistic, obsessive-compulsive, sadistic, perverted, introverted, intelligent, somewhat - kind one that day-dreams a lot, has Romanian, Byzantine, Turkish and Gypsy blood in his ancestry, also regression hypnosis therapy confirms that I've been abducted by aliens, suffered 2 possession attempts by hostile entities, and in another life I was Alexander Macedon.
Yeah, that one.
I'm into tentacle/het/lesbian porn, somewhat of a military enthusiast, I listen to classical music, heavy/speed/fantasy/stoner metal, psychedelic rock, Dungeons&Dragons 3.5 ed fanatic, somewhat of a history buff, I'm a human supremacist (screw you elves!), I believe in reincarnation, the supernatural, aliens, parallel universes, and am fairly certain the governments and Men in Black are hiding The Truth (tm).
I read the work of far too many awesome people, living and no longer living, to mention here, mostly sci-fi and fantasy, and many, many, MANY fanfics and webcomics.
All in all, just your regular netizen.
I created this screen-name in order to troll Harry Potter fans that had not read about Rowling's press conference during which she stated, in no uncertain terms, that Dumbledore IS GAY. Then discovered that I had formed an attachment to it, and decided to keep it.
I started a FanFiction account in order to post my literary poopy-diarrhea with the express intent to generate lulz, rage, disgust, make people think, and more lulz.
Hopefully, it worked, otherwise you'd be doing something productive / more fun at the moment.
Feel free to tear any of my work to shreds, IF and WHEN it deserves it. Just because I'm a novice writer doesn't mean I SHOULDN'T aspire to a high standard of quality in anything I post. Eventually.
So, Please Examine And Critique Honestly (PEACH).
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa mou Shindeiru!
A short update about how my life is going
There have been some family arguments and personal disappointments I have had to deal with. They've depressed me quite a bit, but this year is the year - THE year - in which I finally resume my education, and the slow crawl towards responsible adulthood and a career. No word yet from the director of the miniseries in which I play a part as to when we're shooting the final bit. In the meantime I wait, and study, and write occasionally, so I don't lose my touch. Also Mount&Blade Warband.
EVEN IN DEATH I STILL WRITEFAG.
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