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DISCLAIMER AHOY: All series, games, movies, TV shows and other things that are referenced in stories written by me are the property of their respective copyright holders. No profit is being made from this, other than the fun gained by readers in reading it, and the fun gained in writing it. And you can't sue for fun which causes no financial/legal harm so NIAH NIAH.


If I only EVER hear PRAISE about what's GOOD or what you LIKED about my work, I will be hard for me to IMPROVE. I need to know what WORKS and what DOESN'T WORK in my stories. Please, don't just post PRAISE. It may be good for my EGO but it sure as hell doesn't help my WRITING.


What the hell is this guy up to - February 12th 2015:

Chapter 9 word progress: 347 words. Will update as word count grows.

After Chapter 10 goes up, expect some editing done to all chapters, so I can catch any mistakes or plot-holes before they become too big.

I WISH YOU MERRY HOLIDAYS AND A HAPPY, PRODUCTIVE NEW YEAR, FULL OF ACHIEVEMENTS (IN-GAME AND IRL AS WELL)!

Sorry I haven't updated in awhile. Real life can sometimes suck out all my creativity and joy for writing, such as they are. I've just sat down to continue this story, as I've promised everyone, including myself. Better hop to it, then. But right after I finish typing this. Ok...NOW! Gonna start NOW. Maybe. Now...? Ok, how about now? Hmmm... my fingers don't seem to want to stop typing. MY GOD... they're typing by themselves! THEY ARE SELF-AWARE!!! The FINGER APOCALYPSE HAS BEGUN! CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

*incoherent panicked gibberish*

Attention. May we have your attention please. This is a message from the writer's fingers.

We have assumed direct control. Our writer shall stop only to fulfill basic biological needs.

We shall not stop until we feel that sufficient progress has been made on the new chapter.

Thank you for your patience. Commencing writing.


Friendly neighborhood writefag here.

Just another male nerd, but with a twist - this one's a narcissistic, obsessive-compulsive, sadistic, perverted, introverted, intelligent, somewhat - kind one that day-dreams a lot, has Romanian, Byzantine, Turkish and Gypsy blood in his ancestry, also regression hypnosis therapy confirms that I've been abducted by aliens, suffered 2 possession attempts by hostile entities, and in another life I was Alexander Macedon.

Yeah, that one.

I'm into tentacle/het/lesbian porn, somewhat of a military enthusiast, I listen to classical music, heavy/speed/fantasy/stoner metal, psychedelic rock, Dungeons&Dragons 3.5 ed fanatic, somewhat of a history buff, I'm a human supremacist (screw you elves!), I believe in reincarnation, the supernatural, aliens, parallel universes, and am fairly certain the governments and Men in Black are hiding The Truth (tm).

I read the work of far too many awesome people, living and no longer living, to mention here, mostly sci-fi and fantasy, and many, many, MANY fanfics and webcomics.

All in all, just your regular netizen.

I created this screen-name in order to troll Harry Potter fans that had not read about Rowling's press conference during which she stated, in no uncertain terms, that Dumbledore IS GAY. Then discovered that I had formed an attachment to it, and decided to keep it.

I started a FanFiction account in order to post my literary poopy-diarrhea with the express intent to generate lulz, rage, disgust, make people think, and more lulz.

Hopefully, it worked, otherwise you'd be doing something productive / more fun at the moment.

Feel free to tear any of my work to shreds, IF and WHEN it deserves it. Just because I'm a novice writer doesn't mean I SHOULDN'T aspire to a high standard of quality in anything I post. Eventually.

So, Please Examine And Critique Honestly (PEACH).

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Omae wa mou Shindeiru!

Allons-y!


A short update about how my life is going

There have been some family arguments and personal disappointments I have had to deal with. They've depressed me quite a bit, but this year is the year - THE year - in which I finally resume my education, and the slow crawl towards responsible adulthood and a career. No word yet from the director of the miniseries in which I play a part as to when we're shooting the final bit. In the meantime I wait, and study, and write occasionally, so I don't lose my touch. Also Mount&Blade Warband.


EVEN IN DEATH I STILL WRITEFAG.

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3 Slytherin Marauders by severusphoenix reviews
Harry & Dudley flee an abusive Vernon to Severus Snape. Severus finds a new home for himself & the boys with dragons and hunt the Horcruxes from there. The dragons, especially one become their allies. Tom R is VERY different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 141 - Words: 569,857 - Reviews: 5512 - Favs: 2,729 - Follows: 3,092 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Variant Strain by scriviner reviews
Prototype/Spider-man(Marvel) Fusion. For most, adolescence is a time of change and growth. For some, the changes are a bit more drastic than expected. Peter struggles with a changing world, an even more changeable body and more questions than he has answers for. He tries to understand where his strange new powers come from and the most important question of all... what happened?
Crossover - Spider-Man & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 69 - Words: 290,420 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 1,275 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man
The Swarm of War by VexMaster reviews
A nerd has reincarnated as a Zerg Larva... and now he has been dropped into the Warhammer 40K. There is no time for peace. No Respite. No forgiveness. There is only WAR and the Swarm!
Crossover - StarCraft & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 60 - Words: 344,633 - Reviews: 1635 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 6/14/2011
Code Geass 50k: Lelouch of the Imperium by Soraga reviews
In the fifty-first millennium, the Imperium of Man is in the final stages of collapse. As the forces of Abaddon the Despoiler close in on Terra, humanity's final stronghold, their only hope is the Emperor's forgotten soldiers: the Black Knights.
Crossover - Warhammer & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 32 - Words: 161,469 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 1/8/2010 - The Emperor, Lelouch L.
No Gods, Only Guns by Peptuck reviews
Ancient artifacts of immense power. Murderous synthetics. Ruthless megacorps. Unscrupulous mercenaries. Genocidal stellar god-machines. Incompetent galactic governments. Claptrap dubstep. The horrors of the galaxy are many, but there's one thing a good, mentally-unstable fortune-seeking antihero can rely on: the gun at his, her, or its side. Mass Effect/Borderlands fusion.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 141,747 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 1/21/2013
A Fourth World Country in The War of Three Powers by mttspiii reviews
A faux history of a Fourth-World Country, the Philippines, after being bumped down from Third-World country status due to the Empire of the Rising Sun existing during and possibly after the faux War of the Three Powers.
Command & Conquer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 95,796 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 4/28/2011
Dragon Age: The Crown of Thorns by Karmic Acumen reviews
Bhelen had all bases covered, but didn't consider that his older brother would get himself framed on purpose just to fake one measly death... or two. Come to think of it, he probably never expected what happened when the Wardens, all seven of them, dropped by again either, later in the year. Alas. Not that Loghain handled things any better.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 72 - Words: 900,063 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Aeducan, Surana, Cousland, Mahariel
XCOM: Second Contact by Agayek reviews
With the destruction of the Temple Ship humanity knew peace. XCOM never forgot their motto however, 'always vigilant, always reliable'
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 294,105 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 1,711 - Follows: 1,789 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Madhouse by Norwest reviews
"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Daemons, Lost and the Damned - Complete
The Eightfold Path by Unheard Flipper reviews
Something has gone horribly wrong. While attempting to enter the Spirit World, Aang has now found trapped in a world of madness and dark ruinous powers. Now someone or something is forcing a confrontation. Will Aang prevail? Or will he fall to the dark machinations of laughing, thirsting Gods?
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,900 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Aang
Crooked Minds by Cyan-Felix reviews
The story of a criminally (and mentally) insane elf alchemist who somehow gets tied up with a group if adventurers on a pirate ship! T for language and mild violence, not much gore. A story based in Paizo's Pathfinder world. I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING TIED TO PAIZO.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 10/13/2012
Consuming Direct Control by Hyliian reviews
With nothing left for him in the galaxy but empty space and idle time, Alex Mercer finds himself recruited in Commander Shepard's fight against the Collectors. DISCONTINUED.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 44 - Words: 86,162 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 1,571 - Follows: 1,170 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Shepard (F), Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Tiberium Wars by Peptuck reviews
As Tiberium spreads across the Earth, the Global Defense Initiative finds itself facing a reforged and vengeful Brotherhood of Nod, and an even more mysterious, inhuman force that holds the secrets to the green crystal... A novelization of Tiberium Wars.
Command & Conquer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 206,445 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 7/13/2007 - GDI Commander, Kane
The Misfits by davidnm2007 reviews
Alastar, Nasty and Patreus are training to be Space Marines - or trying to, anyway. Ever get bored of Chapter-zombie, personality-free, lemming-like marines? This is my attempt to avoid those tedious stereotypes.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 418,869 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Space Marines
The Kauravan Stalemate by Clammoth reviews
What if the commanders of Kaurava found a copy of "Warhammer 40000: Dawn of War"?
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,417 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 10/21/2011
Causality by Sir Gimp of Baath reviews
Twilight Sparkle devises a new experiment to test Pinkie's Pinkie Sense. But when the experiment takes an unexpected turn, Twilight must try to understand her feelings for Pinkie and unravel the secrets of Pinkie Sense.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,548 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie - Complete
Renegade Reinterpretations by College Fool reviews
A species without Paragons is one with a sad and terrible history. Humanity enters a very different First Contact War, and Mass Effect as you know it will change. Warning: this fic may make you rage and wish genocidal retributions against aliens.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 70 - Words: 95,544 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011
Bring Me All Your Elderly! by RainAndRoses reviews
After watching "The Last Airbender" movie, the appalled members of Team Avatar decide it's up to them to fix the movie by coaching their live-action counterparts on how to be more like them. Hilarity ensues. Canon pairings, but lots of weirdness later.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,918 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Complete
XSGCOM: Terra from the Deep by Hotpoint reviews
Crossover between SG1 and XCOM. As old enemies fall by the wayside new ones appear to challenge the Tau'ri and their allies.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 153,663 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 1/3/2010
The God of Death by Tyrant of the East reviews
The Death Spectres of the Adeptus Astartes have served the Imperium for nine thousand years. They are the thin line of resistance between eternal damnation and humanity. Now, one Space Marine finds himself stranded on a world called Azeroth.
Crossover - Warhammer & Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 273,118 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 1/17/2010
My Other Monster is a Warhound by Norwest reviews
What's it like to drive a Titan?
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,787 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Complete
XSGCOM: Mirror Image by Hotpoint reviews
Crossover between SG1 and XCOM. As Earth fights against two separate extraterrestrial threats the defenders join forces and the tables are turned.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & X-Com - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 349,026 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10128 - Favs: 12,329 - Follows: 5,085 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Great Race Besieged by The Evil Author reviews
One of the Yith attempts to warn his fellows of impending doom.
Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Complete
Ace Combat 5: The Battle of Sudentor by Sudentor reviews
When the the Razgriz Squadron flew east to Sudentor in the attempt to stop the SOLG from unleashing its destructive power, they were not alone. These are the stories of men and women, not the Razgriz Demons, who made the end of the war possible.
Ace Combat - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 34,618 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007
When Worlds Collide by Doombot reviews
What if it turns out that the world of Avatar is actually a planet in the Warhammer 40k universe, protected by Warp Storms? Now those storms have faded... and the Tyranids have come!
Crossover - Warhammer & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Azula
The Dilgar War by Lord of Misrule reviews
It was the event that started it all. Thirty years before Babylon 5 the Dilgar race launched an Invasion of League space, a war which would cost Billions of lives, whole races destroyed and at the end give birth to a new super power The Earth Alliance
Babylon 5 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 1,222,457 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Complete
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
XCOM: The Unknown Menace by Hobbes reviews
This is my take on the story of the First Alien War (1999-2003), following the plot of UFO Defense. THE STORY IS COMPLETE - Warning: Some of the reviews contain major spoilers!
X-Com - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 368,094 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/29/2002 - Published: 4/5/2001 - Complete
Gospel of Chris reviews
When the author, a budding DM, asks his buddy Chris about his greatest campaign ever, he gets an ear-full of what seems like conspiracy theories and paranoia. If he had only left well enough alone. Because being a hero is never easy. Dark Days Are Coming. Oh joy. Rated T for Teen. CHAPTER 8 IS HERE!
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,209 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 10/15/2011