Author has written 2 stories for X-overs, and Alice in Wonderland.
Hiya everybody...I guess...ok I'm new to this site so please don't hate me if I'm doing something wrong. Anyways I kinda just write stories that come from my own mind. There are a couple I'm working on at the moment, but their not very good yet. So please take the time to read one of them and give me feedback (I could really use the help). Thank you Oh and btw my avetar or whatever is basicly what I look like if ya'll are wondering (only the girl in the picture is way prettier then me)
I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy:No, this is fun.
Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy:Then tell me you love me.
Girl:I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love.
This is really sad...and really true...:
Try not to cry...
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (all my friends are, me too)
If you have a voice in your head that tells u what to do, copy this onto your profile. (Mine's name is Brandon)
1.Ikuto (Shugo Chara)
2.Fang (Maximum Ride)
4.Logan (Percy Jackson)
8. Seth (Twilight)
9. Alex (girl)
1 woke you up in the middle of the night. What do you do?
Ask him what he wants and to leave me alone.
Number 2 asked you to go out with him?
Nicely say that he's not my type. My friend likes him already.
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
She'd probably cover her eyes and scream, "I'm sorry!" Down the hall.
4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
NO WAY!!!! LOGAN IS MINE!!! Back off Alex!
5 cooked you dinner?
Hmmm... I wonder how it would taste considering she's never cooked for me before. It would probably just be frozen pizza or something.
7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
That would be awesome!!! We would get along fine and we're both crazy soooo...
6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
I would call him emo boy and poke him untill he woke up.
8 got into the hospital somehow?
OMG!!!! I hope he's okay. Poor little Seth. He probably got attacked by a vampire.
9 made fun of your friends?
Well considering she is one of my friends I don't think she would do that. She complains sometimes but never makes fun of us.
10 ignored you all the time?
That would suck cause she's an awesome friend. But I doubt she would do that.
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Either point and laugh as I'm killed or protect me at the last minute.
You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
He helps me wrap it up because he's a nice guy and deals with wounds all the time.
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
All the stuff I need like socks, candy (yes I need that), necklaces (I need those too), and locker magnets.
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
He comes in and saves me. He's my hero.
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
She'll talk me out of it gently like a mom.
You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?
He laughs and does nothing, but I would never marry Michelle in the first place. I love her, just not like that...
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Doing a whole bunch of random and funny things.
You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?
He hugs me probably 'cause he's such a sweetheart.
You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?
She cheers the loudest and gives me a pep talk before hand.
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Pat me on the back and calmly tell me to stop laughing.
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Well he is kinda hot. Even if he is a perv.
2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
Wow Alex is just a guy magnet isn't she. But I'm sad because Michelle likes him.
You're dating number 4 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
Yes, he's nice and down to earth.
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
It means that Alex is like a catnip for boys. She's boynip! (quote from phinious and ferb)
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Maybe, I think that Sami's mommy-smerf nature could soften him up a bit.
6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
Nothing. It doesn't really suprise me.
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
She probably doesn't like it, but she's too polite to say so.
Number 8 thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?
It's alright. Seth is really cute and sweet so I'm sure someone will love him.
Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?
Depends on if she made it or not. Her cooking isn't always the best...
1 offers you a CD. Considereing his tastes, do you listen to it?
I'm a little scared on what he might listen to so I wouldn't take it.
2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?
Fang was emo to begin with, so Seth doesn't care that much.
10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does she stay?
For a while, she's good with kids.
3 told 6 she started her period.
Oh my. I knew Vicki was honest but I doubt she'd tell a guy about that. Only if she wanted him to leave the room or something.
4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.
Logan slaps Alex for going out with Kenzie. It's a mistake Alex and Kenzie are good friends and aren't like that.
5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?
I never thought I'd see her wearing something that wasn't blue.
6 cusses 2 out in german. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do?
Laughs when Fang starts swearing back at Sasuke.
7 got high.
8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about?
That he's not in it.
9 can't stand 1, so how does she get revenge when 1 spills Soda all over her?
She most likely makes plans to murder him in his sleep and blame it on Sasuke.
10 starts working at a bar..
She's too pure and innoccent to work at a bar.
2 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 1.
they're both guys so I don't think that could happen. O.O
1 breaks up with you. For what reason did he break up with you?
I called him a perv.
2 is in love with 4, he confesses. how does 4 respond?
Logan says that he doesn't swing that way.
3 is a drug addict. what do you do?
Slap some sence into her and replace the drugs with Hello Kitty plushies.
4 kiss 8. what's your reaction?
5 wants to go to hansmall. what is she going to buy from there?
Something blue and smerf-like.
6 kisses your boyfriend. what do you do?
Slap him repetedly or impale him with his own ninja stars.
7 is missing .where do you go to look for her?
A volleyball court.
8 needs a tutor. on what subject does he need tutoring?
Math. I dunno just seemed like something he wouldn't be good at.
9 wants to be a cheerleader. what do you say?
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL ALEX???!!!!
10 hates you. why?
I ate her yogert? She'd never hate me.
1 gives you a teddy bear. why?
He wants to apologize for touching me in a perverted mannor.
2 and 6 is fighting. what do you do?
Yell, "Hey look it's a free eyeliner sale!" and watch them run to the store.
3 ate 7. what's your reaction?
Vicki!!! OMG!!! What have you done with Kenzie!
4 died. how?
Sasuke killed him because Logan's eyes are prettier than his.
5 turns invisible. what does she do to you?
Scare the crap out of me.
6 loses memory. you have to give him a new memory. what do you say to him?
That he was a pink bunny rabbit and the king of the mushrooms.
7 is having her baby today! what's her/his name
Oh. My. God. It would probably be Chris or something like that. WHO'S THE FATHER???!!!
8 is a pervert. he's coming right at you. what do you do?
Seth is not a pervert, that's Ikuto.
9 is going through a tough break up. how do you cheer her up?
Take her shopping at hot topic or buy her lots of anime.
10 broke up with 9. what do you do?
They don't roll like that so I do nothing.
Have you ever read a Six/Nine fic?
No but they could be a good match.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Very super extremely hot. He's so sexy
What would happen if Eight got Ten pregnant?
Fang would beat him to a pulp as well as everyone else. Well except Ikuto who would probably pat him on the back and say, "Nice one buddy."
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
They are both emo...
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Ten having sex?
She would scream, cover her eyes with Winston (her unicorn pillow-pet) and kill fang with a twinkie.
If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
I'm just a kid becaue he's the baby of the pack.
"(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (8) and a brief unhappy affair with (10), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). "
Ikuto and Kenzie are in a happy relationship until Alex runs off with Logan (my man! Back off Alex!). Ikuto, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Seth (That wouldn't happen) and a brief unhappy affair with Michelle (WHAT?!) , then follows the wise advice of Sami (Yay for helpful Sempi!) and finds true love with Vicki (Awww... kinda gross but awww).
These 10 people you just picked are stuck in a house with you for a whole year. There is no leaving the house at all until the year is completely up. If you had to choose a person for every question below, write down which person it would be.
1.There are four rooms, who would be in each room?
Room 2: Alex, Sami, Abi
Room 3: Breanna (ME!), Vicki
Room 4: Percy, Fang
2. Family picture, who is where, and what are they doing?
Michelle is standing near the back and smiling sweetly, Kenzie is out front making a funny face (most likely with her tounge out :P), Kim is hiding somewhere and barely visible, Vicki is smiling inoccently off to the side a little, I'm in the back (cause I'm tall) trying to smile and epicly failing at it (my smile sucks), Alex is more towards the front and either smiling or frowning at Kenzie's loud face, Sami is in the front and smiling like a mom or talking to someone, Abi is near the front and has a goofy smile or is talking with sami, Fang is in the back with no emotion on his face looking at Michelle ;), Percy is in the back next to me smiling or laughing at my face.
3. If there was someone singing in the morning who would it most likely be?
4. If someone was considered the dad and the mom of the house, who would it be?
5. If you wanted candy really badly and everyone in the house had some, who would you take it from?
6. If two people were caught making out in a closet who would it be?
Me and Percy or Michelle and Fang ;)
7. If someone had to watch you brush your teeth every morning, who would it be?
Sami, mommy smerf.
8. There were two bags of chips bought at the store, but 20 minutes later they are gone. Who ate them?
9. Who would hate being in the house the most?
Someone took a brand spanking new pair of socks that were never worn, who is the thief?
11. Someone swept all the dirt under the rug, who was it?
12. If there was arguments in the house, who would be the ones arguing?
13. Who would be the one missing their boyfriend/girlfriend that wasn’t in the house with them?
14. You walked down stairs in the middle of the night for a glass of water, someone is dancing is sleeping on the couch in a leopard thong. Who?
15. A pillow fight broke out, who started it?
16. Theres a marathon of your favorite tv show, what is it? and who would be watching it with you?
17. Someone made a fort in the laundry room, who was the kid?
18. There’s a prankster in the house that put plastic on the two toilets in the house, who is it?
19. The musics too loud, who turned it up?
Sami, Alex, or Me.
20. Theres a mouse crawling on the floor all over the house.
a) who is the first one to scream? Vicki, or Sami
b) who is the one to jump in someones arms? Michelle into fang and me into Percy, Sami into whoever is standing next to her.
c) who would be the one to kill it? Fang or Alex
21. Someones crying, who is it and what happened?
Me and I'm watching some depressing video on youtube.
22. Who made pancakes in the morning and almost caught the house on fire?
23. Who gets sick of each other the fastest in the house?
Percy and Fang.
24. Someones tanning on the roof. Who is it?
Kenzie or Abi
25. Complete the following identifications.
Who is the tallest in the house?
Who is the shortest in the house?
Who is the loudest?
Kenzie or Abi
Who is the clown?
Me, Kenzie or Abi
Who is the most respectful?
Who is the one you go to talk to the most?
Vicki or Percy.
Who is the one that always comes up with stupid ideas?
Who's in bed first?
Me, I like to sleep (Zzzzz)
26. If someone woke everyone up with pots and pans who would it be?
27. Who is always dancing?
28. (3) has the same sweater as you, so you get in a fight.
29. You spilled water all over the kitchen floor, who would be the one to slip on it first?
30. When it's all over, who gets to keep the house?
If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name. List:Mitchan007/Jessie, Ni-Chan, raining-pandas, Keiko Hayasaka, WantingFreedom, BookFan22 a.k.a GwenFan22, BreezyBoo
This is a list of sterotypes. I bolded the ones that apply to me and added my comments beside them.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (If you saw me eat then you'd know that's not true)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
Don't let Other people tell you who you are...
Hello people of earth. I just wanted to put out a little about my friends (who are some of the best people in the world). So ya'll know who I'm hanging around with.
And no, none of them are on drugs so don't bother asking that.
This goes by alphabetical order!
Abi: She's crazy, wild, an awesome dancer, actress, and public speaker! I always sing Bullet with her and Alex. She loves anime. I haven't known her as long as my other friends but she's still a great pal to have around in a sticky spot.
Alex: She's a big reader, and she prefers dark colors (No she's not goth for all you stereotypical trolls out there!). She's awesome and fun, plus she loves anime which means she puts up with my obsessions with characters. Alex also has an adorable puppy named Sake. She also loves Canada from hetalia.
Kenzie: She's really crazy and wacky (but that's why we love her!). She's smart and funny. She loves unicorns, including her pillow-pet named Winston. It's strange cause she's just so awesomely indescribable. If you ever meet Kenzie, you'll see what I mean (I'm talking to the guy she met at the library that she convinced she was in kindergarden XD). She loves history, and her daddy makes good pasta.
Kim: She's the little ninja of the bunch. Whether it's making paper ninja stars (they hurt! they're pointy!) or stealing our pencils when we're not looking. She's really smart but shy which means she doesn't talk to many other people besides us. She's also an amazing cartoonist (her symbol is the kitty!).
Michelle: She's very sweet and innocent. I don't think she could say a bad thing about anyone, well maybe Hitler. If you go up and scare her she'll jump about a foot in the air (but she'll get you back for it later!). The only thing that is really strange about Michelle is that she can watch really bloody movies while the rest of us flinch while people die, she just sitts there as if the person had only said, "Hey Joe, are you busy?". She loves anime and her favorite character would propably be America from Hetalia (I'm cosplaying as him ).
Sami: She's known as 'mommy smerf' to me because she's a little on the short side and adores blue (she wears it almost everyday). Sami-sempi is the oldest of us and is very motherly. She keeps us from doing anything too strange or would harm us (example: stopping me from testing if you could impale someone with a twinkie. True story people.) She laughs at my lame jokes even when they aren't funny, and I thank her for that. It's a real self-esteem booster.
Vicki: first off she's got a really innocent sounding voice. The people on her bus have corrupted her mind a little bit so she knows a lot more stuff then you might think (and I'm not talking about stuff you learn in class O_O). Despite that she's always really supportive of all that we do. She also loves giving people nicknames, it was her who first started calling me BreezyBoo (Michelle always spells it BrezzyBoo. That's how I know it's her though). Vicki also calls Kim 'meatball' for reasons I won't go into here. She's a great actress too. We did a skit in drama once where I was Alvin (of the Chipmuncks) and she was a hippy. It was really funny. Vicki also calls everyone different names to boost our moral (Kenzie taught me that word!) I'm 'gorgeous' Kenzie is 'Sexy' Alex is 'smexy' Michelle is 'snexy' Sami is 'beautiful' kim is 'pretty' and Abi is 'Brummles' (Because of her last name).
Get to Know Me!!
1. WHERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? not really, or at least I don't think so.
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Chicken
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? probably not, i'm really picky about who my friends are
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Yes, quite a bit.
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? yeppers
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? cherrios, I got a car in the box!
12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? No, i'm such a whimp it's laughable, but if you mess with my friends and family, all hell breaks loose.
15. RED OR PINK? red, it's better then pink and is generaly a strong color.
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? my grandmothers.
18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? Not really.
19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? blue shorts and no shoes.
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Kenzie. well we were texting.
26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? None, football maybe
n31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? happy endings, imma whimp.
32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Blair Witch Project
35. HUGS OR KISSES? Depends from who, but both are alright.
42. FAVORITE SOUND? Happy tree friends (this is why people worry about my sanity)
43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Beatles, hands down.
44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? The UK and Ireland
48. WHAT TIME IS IT NOW? 9:16 am
Okay I'm acting really high for some reason (I'm not actually high, I swear) so I'm just writing down a bunch of 'BREEZYBOO'S WHAT DO YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN' questions.
what would happen if...
1. Chuck Norris got eaten by Mr. Rogers?
2. Smurfs were red instead of blue?
3. Your best friend turned out to be a old man?
4. You got to meet your fav fanfic character?
5. You could see ghosts?
6. Micky Mouse was gay?
7. Robots took over the world?
8. Some random guy came up and kissed you? (for both genders)
9. You read a fanfic about yourself?
10. You copied this onto your profile?
Okay so I found this thing about what catagory you and your friends fall under so here it goes.
WHO IS THE...
LEADER? Um... Sami? She's kinda motherly and the oldest.
NICEST? Mi-chan hands down.
REBEL? Um alex is kinda rebelious, she doesn't play by the rules haha
ARTIST? Kimmy is and awesome artist, even though she denies it, love her kitty comics!
DRAMA QUEEN? If by drama queen you mean acting and dancing, then it would be Abi.
CRAZIEST? Kenzie is pretty out there, in a good way.
SWEETHEART? Uh, i guess Vicki if you mean sweet in a cute way and not a flity way.
MYSTERIOUS CHARACTER? Okay... I guess that leaves me, I'm kinda all over the place, the longer you know me the harder it is to place a sterotype on me...
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