Author has written 5 stories for Valdemar universe, Loveless, Parodies and Spoofs, Harry Potter, and American Dad.
Im on Tumblr now i have TWO accounts:
www.slashblogger.tumblr.com (my blog for slash, yaoi, boyxboy, and mpreg)
www.queenmilo.tumblr.com (my blog for kpop, hot, guys and lyrics)
I AM A READER ONLY
I use Wattpad.com Username There: Boysshouldkissboys
Before you read the rest of this i just want you too know im a very emotional person, maybe even bipolar. When i look at book or manga or sometimes even movies ive finished i feel like crying, because i know even if i read or watch it again i wont get the same orgasmic feeling i got doing it the first time. So if some of the comments i leave are weird... just please let me be weird TT_TT.
Phoenix patronus's are very rare. You must be very powerful. You are a true and loyal friend until the end. No one would ever dare disrespect you, or try and push your freinds around. You are the kind person touched by the gods.
Favorite Colors: Green, Goldy Locks Yellow, Grey, and... Neon Red
Age: Anit nothing but a number... but I'm not allowed to look at car keys -_-
Height: 5'4 and growing there's a 6'2 guy in my class im gonna be taller than him!
Weight: If I told you I'd have to kill you... O_O
Style: My brothers clothes mixed with my own! So i guess baggy -shrugs- or however i feel. I LOVE GUY CLOTHING! So I guess i dress like a dude lol!
Style of Music: I LOVE KPOP! Anyway as you may have noticed i love listening to music that isnt in English! Even when i cant understand what they say! :D I love Spanish music, Reggaetone, and korean music! I dont listen to rap unless it comes on the radio, i say if i wanted the same song 6 times on my phone or ipod id download it 6 times -_-, i mean serious all they talk about is money, booty, drugs, strippers, and very bad blow jobs if you ask me, ohhh and their "real" thug life i bet paying like 20 child supports is thug life. (but yea if you song to recommend to me leave it in my inbox)
Favorite Food/Drink: Noodles,Pizza and Chinese! My favorite drinks is ANY vitamin water and Cream soda (A&W only).
Favorite Cartoon/Anime: My favorite Cartoons are Adventure Time, Regular Show, Family Guy, and Invader Zim! Animes i really don't watch, I'm more of a Manga type of person, I'd never finish ONE anime with my schedule!
Favorite Motto: Smile and they'll never know... your planing to kill them in 3-2- AAHHHH!!
Favorite Quote: Kill them with kindness and bury them with a smile.
Favorite Joke: What do you call a frog jumping off a bridge? A: Ker-Mitting suicide (I LOVE STUPID JOKES IF YOU HAVE ANY INBOX ME O3O)
Favorite Parings by show or book!
Prince Gumball x Marshall Lee
Finn x Marshall Lee
Finn x Flame Princess (occasionally if its written right)
Finn x Flame Prince
BMO x Neptr (I have a story of them in my favorites, its REALLY good)
Reid x Morgan
Hotch x Reid
Reid x Jack (from four brothers)
Avatar The Last Air Binder
Zuko x Sokka (sokka on bottom)
Zuko x Aang (rarely)
Jet x Zuko (either on top)
Haru x Sokka
Sokka's Dad x Zuko's Dad
Naruto: is a bottom ONLY
Gaara x Naruto
Sasuke x Naruto (rarely)
Itachi x Naruto
Sasuke x Kakashi (kashi bottom ONLY)
Kiba x Naruto
Shikamaru x Naruto
Kakashi x Naruto
Draco x Harry (occasionally i dont mind if Harry Tops)
Bleach: I like Ichi on bottom most of the time...
Ichigo x Grimmjow
Ulquiria (i fucked that up) x Ichigo
Aizen x Ichigo
Kenpachi x Ichigo
Chad x Ichigo
Shiro x Ichigo
Invader Zim: I like dib on top
Dib x Zim
Red x Purple
Red x Zim
Edward x Jacob (usually edward on top)
Paul x Jacob (when written well)
Sam x Jacob
Jasper x Jacob (soo good)
Jasper x Emmet
Carlisle x Jacob
Emmet x Edward (can we please get ones were Edward is not a porn star please -_-)
Emmet x Jacob
Seth x Jacob (when written well)
Seth x Edward (so so)
1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Mizzle
2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Green Guinea Pig
3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Jasmine-Nicole Julia
4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Roanaedw
5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): Green Cream Soda
6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last
letter of your moms middle name): Iajdtts (I dont think even the Arabs can pronounce this...)
7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Meyeras (My grandmother -_-)
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Lilo
9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Mango Pencil to the Eye
10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): Green Hook
IDEAs FOR THIS MONTH (inbox me if you want any so i can take it down)
Male Sakura= Spicy pink haired devil Sakuron, with and emo attitude and and UNHEALTHILY HATE for Sasuke, and a nice bod and a flaming love for a blonde haired Naruto or Gaara! :D
You say Martians. We say Irkens.
You say Bill Nye. We say Professor Membrane.
You say backpack. We say PAK.
You say uprising. We say RESISTY!
You say stupid. We say 'advanced'.
You say idiot. We say pathetic, filthy human pig-smelly!
You say ugly. We say big head.
You say 'The Song that Never Ends'. We say "The Doom Song".
You say robot. We say GIR.
You say "That's not true!" We say "LIIIIIIEEEES!!!"
You say aliens. We say "ZIM IS AN ALIEN! WHY DO I EVEN HAVE TO TRY AND PROVE IT THIS MUCH?!? JUST LOOK AT HIM!"
You say "I'm popular". We say "I'M NORMAL!!!!!"
You say we're weird. We say we're Invader Zim fans.
If you luv Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you don't just watch IZ for Gir, then copy and paste this to your profile.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS(or about to/want to), so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (why would i date a guy with the brain of a 5 year old)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in CHOIR, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA (lol to this one)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (i wish...)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. (i just dont like to wear clothes)
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a PACIFIST so I MUST be a pussy who does weed and goes to all the protest
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be to a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (Actually, yaoi is my drug. xP)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities who is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be obsessed with boys and gossip
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian (i am >.>)
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (ADVENTURE TIME BABY!)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I Don't DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
My parents/parent was or are into drinking and doing drugs, so I must drink and do drugs too.
I'm not a poser or a goth or a skater or emo or a jock, so I must be a prep.
I'm SMART so I MUST not have friends
I'm from the COUNTRY so I MUST be an uneducated hick.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I have an ANXIETY DISORDER, so I MUST have issues
I cry in public sometimes, so I MUST be seeking attention
I DON'T have a LOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST be a loser
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
My best friend DRINK/DOES DRUGS/SMOKES and I know, therefor I MUST NOT not care about them enough to make them stop
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