Kaen Okami
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Joined 06-04-11, id: 2963233, Profile Updated: 05-02-13
Author has written 17 stories for Omen, Jaws, Maximum Ride, Hunger Games, Phantom of the Opera, Of Mice and Men, Death Note, Kingdom Hearts, Naruto, Avatar: Last Airbender, Soul Eater, and Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人.

Nobody needs to know my real name, but on this site, my name is Kaen, so just call me that. I have an ambition to be an author when I grow up, and I really should be working on something I can actually get published, but I really love fan fiction, so that's what I'm going to write for now. I love my stories and I really hope you do too!

I have a really good friend who uses this site. Her pen name is MangaLuver1423. She can't upload stories yet, but trust me, she's got some really good ones on the way! Go check out her profile.

Why yes, this IS a ridiculously long profile. Thank you for noticing.


Author Profile -

Name: Kaen Okami

Likes: Writing, reading, classic Disney, video games that aren't all just about graphics and shooting the crap out of everything (Legend of Zelda, Final Fantasy, etc.) stand-up comedians (especially George Carlin), YouTube, English, golden retrievers, the Nostalgia Critic, chocolate, anime (Naruto and Death Note FTW), the Angry Video Game Nerd, rock and alternative music, friends, swimming, Tom and Jerry, good books, horror movies, quizzes, anything funny, FANFICTION.

Dislikes: Boredom, everything having to do with freaking TWILIGHT (*rant rant rant*), math, tomatoes, my mild trypanophobia (Ha! Now you have to go look up what that means), SYOT (Send Your Own Tribute) fics in the Hunger Games archive, screwing things up, artificial berry flavors, fear, Justin Bieber, most insects (especially wasps and large spiders), crazy Justin Bieber fangirls, annoying things/people, book characters I think were deliberately modeled after Justin Bieber to appeal to the teenage girl population *coughDYLAN!cough, unnecessary crappy sequels, THE BAT CREDIT CARD! (OCs: Oh, no...*run away*).

House at Hogwarts: Ravenclaw

Political Party: Les Amis d'ABC. What, that's not a political party? Damn it...All right then. AVIAN-AMERICANS FTW!

Favorite Color: Any shade of blue.

Favorite Singers/Bands/Composers: Linkin Park, James Durbin, Three Days Grace, Breaking Benjamin, Sonata Arctica, Evanescence, Within Temptation, Bon Jovi, Nobuo Uematsu, Hans Zimmer etc.

Favorite Movies: The Omen, Damien: Omen II, The Terminator, Terminator 2 (arguably the best sequel ever), The Outsiders, Phantom of the Opera, Scream, Alien, Aliens (arguably the second best sequel ever), The Sandlot, My Cousin Vinnie, Jaws, Nightmare on Elm Street, The Lion King, The Great Mouse Detective, The Lion King II, The Matrix trilogy, etc.

Favorite Books: The Hunger Games trilogy by Suzanne Collins, The Outsiders by S.E. Hinton, Maximum Ride and Daniel X by James Patterson, Skippy Dies by Paul Murray, the Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling, Room by Emma Donoghue, etc.

Top 4 Favorite Plays/Musicals:

1. Phantom of the Opera (My eternal obsession)

2. Les Miserables

3. West Side Story

4. Romeo and Juliet (Mercutio FTW, Romeo's an irritating drama-queen / pansy...XD)

I am fictionally married to: Uchiha Sasuke - Naruto (He might be an emo, but he's MY emo!), Cloud Strife - Final Fantasy VII, Dallas Winston - The Outsiders, Gale Hawthorne - The Hunger Games, Fang - Maximum Ride, Riku - Kingdom Hearts, Dennis Hoey - Skippy Dies, Daniel X - Daniel X, Enjolras - Les Mis, Light Yagami - Death Note (Yes, I am entirely aware of what his last name backwards is. And so is he. He's not amused. I am, though. :P).

As for my religion, I am Christian, but I most definitely will not shove my personal beliefs down your throat. I prefer to keep them to myself, thank you. Despite the stereotype, I will not dislike people just because they hold different beliefs than I do (or have a different sexual orientation). It's not my or anyone else's place to judge. Everyone's human, what's there to judge?

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says "if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."


My Personal Preference for Pairings -

Hunger Games -

I am a proud supporter of Galeniss, Kale, whatever you want to call it. Peeta's a sweet, caring, wonderful guy, and I don't hate him AT ALL, but I just can't see him and Katniss together romantically. Yes, I have read Mockingjay through to the fluffy little epilogue, but Peeta and Katniss always seemed more like close friends than lovers. Gale and Katniss felt to me like the more deep-rooted, closer, better match. And let me clarify one thing that contains Mockingjay spoilers so if you haven't read that yet scroll somewhere else NOW - Did Gale launch those bombs? No. Did he send Prim into a war zone? No. Did he want to hurt Katniss or Prim at all? No. Who was responsible for all that? That manipulating b*tch Coin. She deserved everything she got from Katniss. *evil grin* Besides, can you really call a pairing Peeniss or Katpee? Yeah, I didn't think so.

Naruto -

I love the Naruhina pairing. Love, love, love it. Hinata started off weak and nervous and constantly doubting herself, but she matured into a strong, confident kunoichi who can fight for herself, and still retained the shy sweetness and caring heart that made me like her. This was partly due to Naruto's influence on her, and I think he would be a good match for her. They balance each other out. And I think Naruto loves her too, he's just realizing it slower.

As for Narusaku, I think Grenade by Bruno Mars exemplifies their relationship. Stupid Sakura having Naruto doing everything and just whining about it in the background...Can't she see she's only hurting him?

Sasusaku...Okay, I might have a soft spot for this pairing. But I will only support it if Sakura stops being an ungrateful, useless, whining pink-haired b*tch. I know she's made an effort to improve herself, and succeeded to an extent, but even after all that training and her transformation into a shinobi that's much more worthy of respect if anything, she still hasn't done much to help Naruto in the long run and she still hasn't garnered my acceptance. Even if I did go as her for Halloween one time...But the stupid armband kept falling off...Anyway. If she can prove that she truly has grown to love Sasuke, and actually does something to help him and/or Naruto, I may come to like their pairing. Otherwise, Uchiha Sasuke is mine forever! Mwahahahahahahaha!

Final Fantasy VII-

Though I will admit that Cloud/Tifa is the more canonical seeming pairing, I will continue to support Cloud/Aeris. This, I believe, is the true pairing. Cloud and Tifa knew each other from childhood, but Tifa didn't really notice him until he joined AVALANCHE. Aeris always seemed to love him more, from the very beginning, and he visibly returned those feelings. Yes, I know Cloud and Tifa ended up living together, and yes, I know that something had to have happened between Cloud and Tifa under the Highwind that night *wink wink, but I believe that Cloud only feels for Tifa as a friend, and loves Aeris. A little bit of proof for you - In the ending cutscene, when Cloud and Tifa are climbing out of the pit or whatever, Cloud starts talking about going to see Aeris, WHILE HE IS HOLDING TIFA IN HIS ARMS, NOT TWO FREAKING INCHES AWAY FROM HIS BODY. And the date scene for the game - Though the choices you make effect who takes Cloud on a date, the default is Aeris, not Tifa. Though it might be interesting if the default was Barret or Yuffie and you had to really make your choices carefully to get Aeris or Tifa...But that wasn't the point. Now, I will read and like good Cloti fics, but I really do love a sweet Cleris fic.

Maximum Ride -

FAX FAX FAX FAX FAX. All the mother-freaking way. I don't care how the series turns out, Max and Fang will always belong together. They had a great relationship going, until Dylan came along and threw the beautiful Faxness into chaos. I really don't like Dylan. He's as plastic as a Ken doll, he has no personality, he blames all the trouble he's causing on Fang, and he probably shot Bambi's mom, too! He can either die in a hole or go be with Maya. Think about that, about the possibility of Maylan or Daya. If she has the same genetic makeup as Max, won't Dylan's programming work so that he can love her too? Mylan is too...too perfectly engineered. Max and Dylan are literally made to fit each other, but that isn't what a real relationship should be built on. It should be built on close companionship, true affection that develops over time, matching and complimenting personalities...all things Max and Fang have in their relationship. I hardly think that would change in such a short amount of time. Fax will always be the true pairing of the series, no matter what James Patterson says, and even if it can only live on this site. FAX FOREVER!

On a lighter note, Ella and Iggy are finally canon! Woo-hoo! We fans CALLED IT! Hooray for canonical Eggyness!

Twilight -

SCREW TWILIGHT. SCREW EDWARD. SCREW BELLA. DAMN THEM ALL TO THE DEEPEST PITS OF HELL WHERE THEY SHALL BURN SOME MORE AFTER I SET THEM ALL ON FIRE. THANK YOU.

Les Miserables -

I originally supported Eponine/Marius, even thought I only found about two stories that were different from the rest and that I liked.

Eponine: Which, incidentally, is about the number of fans Cosette has. *grin*

Cosette: WHAT?! WHY YOU LITTLE - !

Kaen: Get out of here, you two, you're not part of this! By the way, if anyone wants to know, I only remember the name of one of those fics - Eponine: StreetratFighterLover? by PenAndInkPrincess. It's really very good, I highly recommend reading it.

Anyway, I am not supporting Eponine/Marius anymore. The pairing is unrealistic and most fics of that pairing are the same. Besides, most Marius/Cosette fics are cute, sweet, and fluffy, and I rather like that.

I do like Eponine/Montparnasse fics, but the pairings I truly support are the aforementioned M/C, and my favorite now, E/E - Eponine and Enjolras. I have been converted from E/M to E/E by an absolutely, all-around brilliant author - twostrandsofmelody. Her stories are amazing, and I would highly suggest reading all of them. Not just the Les Mis ones, but the Phantom and (dare I say it?) Love Never Dies fics too. The characters are perfectly in-character and the stories are excellent. She's my favorite author for the Les Mis and Phantom categories. The Les Mis stories in particular are so good that they made me a devout supporter of the Eppie-Enji pairing. Plus, it's a pairing of my two favorite Les Mis characters, so it's pretty perfect! And think about it - Enji is a great guy, and he'd see past Eppie's appearance and background to see the awesomeness that lies beneath it. It could happen, if Enji made his feelings known to her. And let's face it, who wouldn't pick Enjolras over Marius if given the choice?

All right, now here comes the Big Debate... *raises twin katanas in self-defense position*

Phantom of the Opera -

I have shipped Raoul/Christine since I first saw Phantom, and I don't intend to write any other way. I love Erik to death, but I really can't see him and Christine working out romantically, unless you're twostrandsofmelody and can pull that kind of thing off in a fic perfectly. Now, just because I strongly favor the R/C pairing, doesn't mean I hate E/C with a burning passion. I will read and like E/C fics, but only if they are A) good, B) realistic, and C) don't drastically change Raoul's character from the very start and change him from the sweet, gentle guy he is into an evil jerk to justify Christine leaving him for Erik. I actually have a soft spot for everyone's favorite (or least favorite) foppish Vicomte, and I don't like people writing him out of character like that, whether they like him or not. The same goes for Christine. Okay, I know what most phans think of the canonical pair: Christine is an idiotic, airheaded girl who deliberately tried to break Erik's heart and Raoul's a cruel, vain, pushy aristocrat who can't not be possessive or abusive or an alcoholic, and he probably shot Bambi's mom too. But come on, really?! Christine never wanted to hurt anybody, least of all her teacher. Even if she didn't love him, she must have cared for him somehow. And give the poor girl a break, she was only sixteen, she was frightened, and Erik was putting her under tremendous pressure. You can't really blame her for not wanting to go with him. Especially if her other option was marrying a guy like Raoul... :)

Erik: *brandishes punjab lasso*

Kaen: Hey, relax, Erik!

Erik: What did you mean by that last sentence?

Kaen: That Raoul's not as bad as everyone makes him out to be! And if you were thinking of punjabbing me... *smirks and raises hand* Hand at the level of my eye! Ha ha! I remembered! You know, if you think about it, it's not that hard to remember, especially if they sing it like twenty times over...

Erik: Grr..

Okay, let's move on to the really misunderstood character: Raoul. He's hated and made fun of much more than Christine is. (You never hear of the phrase Christine-Bashing, do you?) But honestly, does he deserve it? If you think about it, Raoul is one freaking awesome fop! He truly does love Christine (not that Erik doesn't, don't think I'm saying that) and he was ready to die to protect her. Although I will admit, it's tough to balance that against Erik, who would kill for her - Which is better or worse, you have to decide? He's a sweet, caring person who would do anything for the person he loves, and despite the "misunderstandings" - as he put it while trying to explain to his beloved daughter (an OC of mine) why everyone hates her parents after rabid phangirls massed in front of de Chagny manor with torches, pitchforks, and their homemade punjab lassos, demanding a sacrifice of either him or Christine - he didn't want to get Erik killed just because he hated him (and was a little jealous of him, I think) he was only trying to keep Christine out of danger. She kept telling him how scared she was of what Erik was doing, and he only had her best interests at heart. He loved her and only wanted to keep her safe and happy, and that's one of the OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAND -

Erik: *facepalm* Kaen...

Kaen: Oh, come on, Internet memes aren't THAT bad!

- reasons that Love Never Dies is completely unrealistic. Raoul's not an idiot - though he does act the fool sometimes - and he'd be smart enough not to gamble away his family fortune and then turn into a drunk wife-beater. That's mostly because as mentioned before, he loves Christine, would never do anything to hurt her, etc., etc., but partly because if he does, Erik and I will make him wear the Cone of Shame. And Raoul does not like the Cone of Shame...

Long story short, don't write Raoul and Christine out of character, because they're great and it's not writing them as who they really are, which I think takes a lot away from the story. Seriously, people, you have to think of some canon, even if you're writing an uncanon pairing.

(I personally will never accept the OOC mess known as Love Never Dies as canon...Honestly, the movie industry's been degraded enough by crappy sequels, this did not need to happen to a masterpiece like Phantom. The music is lovely - of course it is, it's Lloyd-Webber, albeit at his lowest - but the plot...Holy mother of God, the plot. It's a badly written, poorly thought out, completely unnecessary E/C fanfic! That's all it is! What evil force compelled Andrew Lloyd-Webber to bring that abomination to life, I don't think we want to know. I swear, the freaking devil must have been involved with that...

Adrian and Damien Thorn: Why do we always get blamed for everything?!

Kaen: All right, I'll drop the rant now, I'm not bringing you two into this... )

A wonderful example of a great E/C fic is The True Distortion by twostrandsofmelody. The characters are perfectly in character, it's well-written, Raoul starts out in-character and his descent into abusive alcoholic makes sense, and it's in all categories the best E/C fic I've ever read, and one of the best Phantom fics in general. I highly recommend reading it. Anyway, the phanfic I'm writing now, Tenebris Lux, focuses mainly on OC/OC pairings, but it is also an R/C fic. I think there are many possibilities for nice, sweet fics to be written for this often-overshadowed pairing. With Tenebris Lux, I'm hoping to supplement the serious lack of R/C on this site, and I really would like to start reading others.


Copy and Paste Section! -

If you would stand up for your favorite pairings and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name after mine: Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, Medalis, Invisibool, DeaMii22, Mythscaenger, puckabrina-percabeth-fax101(OK my name makes it OBVIOUS), Silkmouse, Qille, Kaen Okami

If you claim to have no life and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gone to edit your profile, saw all your cut and paste things, and thought "DAMN! That is a lot of crap!" copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that by joining this site, you are a part of something special, paste this into your profile.

If you appreciate the beauty of movie soundtracks and own at least one, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever really wanted to give a certain cartoon character a hug, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you wonder who started these thingamawhatevers, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen an animated movie so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

Disney...You are more than what you have become. You must retake your place in the circle of media conglomerates. If you wish for another Disney Renaissance and get the classic Disney back for a new generation to grow up with, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Princess and the Frog and Tangled are good signs! Keep it going, Disney!)

If you hate Twilight with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns, copy and paste this into your profile, grab a bat, and let's find Robert Pattinson!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy/paste onto profile.

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish you could just grow wings and fly away from your problems, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a member of the LFC fan club, (Love fictional Characters,) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

95 of teens would cry if all the Twilight books in the world were going to burn. If you're one of the 5 that bring their own box of matches post this on your profile.


A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, “You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. Best friends Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A good friend Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. A best friend Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds’ butt that left you.

A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

A friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

A friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.


OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.


Dear Team Edward,

You say Stephanie Meyer, we say Gaston Leroux.

You watch Twilight, we watch MANY versions of Phantom of the Opera.

You love Edward, we love Erik.

Edward has a volvo, Erik has a chandelier.

You listen to Bella's lullaby, we listen to the Music of the Night.

Edward sparkles, which makes Erik more deadly and sexy.

But, you see, there's still one problem...

Only Erik can exist! Sincerely, Team Erik.


In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( but that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how...?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going to be frozen... darn.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and... I'm taking this because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash!!...)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a plastic bag of carrots from the school cafeteria: "Ingredients: Carrots." (What? Darnit, I was expecting mangos!)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle)...


What High School Musical has Taught Us

1. If you wish to show your inability or dislike for dancing, it's perfectly reasonable to break out in a dance number.

2. College? It's not important, as long as you can hang out with your friends.

3. If your love is strong enough, fireworks will go off, and lanterns will fly away as you and your boyfriend kiss.

4. Playing sports is a hint that it's time to break into song.

5. Don't worry about being rude/mean because in the end things will work out for you.

6. School spirit is a must. Especially during the summer.

7. Your friends are not human and should always be addressed by the name of their school mascot.

8. Yes! You can paint your locker pink! Screw the school board.

9. You can be a chef, lifeguard, or golf assistant...no experience needed!

10. A guy can never wear too much bronzer.

11. Lakes are the equilivant of mirrors. They can show your reflection perfectly!

12. It is possible to memorize a 3 minute song over the course of 30 seconds...and sing it perfectly!

13. It doesn't matter that you're not a staff member... You can still attend any and all staff events.

14. The phrase 'more moves than an octopus in a wrestling match' is something that can be used in everyday conversation

15. There are two bells that get you out of school. The first one tells you to start singing and dancing, the second announces you should stop.

16. Even though its the last day of school, its okay to leave stuff in the locker for the summer.

17. If your family is 'saving pennies' for your college education and gives you a junky truck to drive because they 'can't afford anything else', it is normal for their kitchen to have expensive granite counter tops and a $7,000 fridge.

18. Pianos can float now. Go ahead, try it.

19. It's perfectly acceptable for a guy to wear girl's capris.

20. If you're upset, just run through a golf course, jumping and spinning, while singing 'Bet on it'...you won't fall at any point, and no one will stop and think 'what the flip?'.

21. You can send telepathic messages to your mom to tell her to pick you up just as you're finishing your breakup song with your boyfriend.

22. A resort can be highly successful when there are way more employees than guests.

23. 'And she stepped on the ball' is actually quite funny. You just need to put it into context.

24. One family can apparently control an entire city, including all educational institutions in the area.

25. It's good manners to refer to your mother as a 'backstabber'

26. Turkey imported from Maine is much better than any other turkey. In fact, it's fabulous...

27. Apparently, it is now possible to hire an entire high school to be the staff at an upscale country club.

28. Iced tea from England is blue

29. Water Bug is a really cute, funny, and romantic pet name.

30. Being a teenage paparazzi at school and taking multiple pictures of the same two people is not weird or creepy in any way

31 .When your girlfriend tells you that your shoes don't match your tie, you must do a stupid looking surfer move to see if she's right, you can't just look down.

32. Take two small saucepan lids and bang them together. You'll find they make the exact same sound as a large GONG. Go on, have a go.

33. It IS possible to have any object in the world come in pink & engraved with your initials.

34. If you are the basketball star of your school, you can get yourself, as well as the rest of the school, summer jobs.

35. Lava Springs apparently had no employees, since they had to hire a whole new staff.

36. Don't change your friends, change your dreams.

37. 'What team?' 'Wildcats!''GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!' can fix any problem.

38. Basketball scholarships at the University of Albuquerque depend completely on your musical performance skills

39. Guitars and speaker equipment can be placed near a pool safely.

40.When you frolic with your girlfriend in the golf course, you get in trouble. When you frolic by yourself and sing, nothing happens, of course.

41. Zac Efron has a huge mouth, in the literal sense.

And it's all true!


You Know You're Obsessed With Maximum Ride When...

1. You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog.

2. You see someone in a white lab coat then run off screaming.

3. You've called one of your siblings/friends/family members Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, or Angel.

4. You refuse to talk to anyone who's named Ari.

5. You claim you have wings.

6. You drool when you hear the word 'Fang'.

7. You daydream about meeting the flock.

8. You've reread Maximum Ride about 3 times or more.

9. You look for the flock's theme songs and get excited when you find one that fits perfect.

10. You study about birds.

11. You hate science class/refuse to dissect any type of animal.

12. You have a crush on Iggy or Fang or both.

13. You read Fang's blog daily. Even though you know it's JP talking.

14. You're waiting for your 'Nick Ride'.

15. You are counting down the days for the next book. (Which is coming out February 2012)

16. You will go to the first opening for the movie, even if it's at midnight.

17. You look in the mirror cautiously to make sure your reflection is not an Eraser.

18. You hate dog crates.

19. You think scientists are evil.

20. You argue with people if Max is a girl's name or a guy's.

21. When your spending the night at a friend's, you say you'll take first watch.

22. You've found a new respect for blind people.

23. You think MR is the best series ever and you want to meet James Patterson, author.

24. You say 'U and A' a lot.

25. You think you have a Voice like Max.

26. You've gotten your Online Friends hooked on it.

27. You use sarcastic remarks from MR.

28. You know what 'Fax' is.

29. You were one of the characters from MR for Halloween.

30. You claim to have brain attacks.

31. You protect your thoughts. Angel might be reading them.

32. You give a crazy look to people who don't know what MR is.

33. You daydream of flying.

34. You love chocolate chip cookies.

35. You seriously felt like you were in the book.

36. If you want to become a writer because of MR

37. If they make a poster, shirt, key-chain, button, anything MR you will buy it.

38. If you love Fan-fiction.

39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride.

40. You want a talking dog.

41. You have kidnapped one or more of the characters or have plans to do so.


Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.


If you hate soggy fries, mysterious disappearing profiles, getting up before 10:45am on any given day, stupid people, "popular" kids, wanna-be Britneys, Paris Hilton, leafy veggies, warm soda, the killing-off of Sirius Black, getting disconnected from the internet, not being able to find the remote, living without cable, dropping your ice cream scoop, clowns who take their jobs WAY too seriously, hypocritical teachers who don’t like being corrected by you, arcades cheating you off your tokens, losing all your left socks, finding expired food in your bag, dropping soap bars while bathing, city-wide blackouts, cockroaches that crawl over you hand, dropping sewing needles in the couch, people who don’t flush the toilet, annoying waiters, teachers who repeat themselves, the sound of chewing, breaking a lucky number 2 pencil during a test, weird dogs popping out at you, perverted stalker fans, getting tanned, brushing your teeth after drinking orange juice, spinach, people who flame fanfic authors, people who write and post crap on the net, getting lost in a mall, losing a small screw, random plungers being flung at your head causing you to lose the small screw, dropping your cell phone thrice within 30 minutes, typos, post-its that don’t stick, the obsolete VCD, word problems you can’t solve, annoyingly hard logic puzzles, a dripping faucet, not being able to sleep at night, falling asleep in the bathroom, losing, slurping soup with soup spoons, not being able to get that last drop of diet coke in a can, getting paper cuts, finding mysterious bruises on your body, that annoying itch that won't go away no matter how much you scratch it, being called ‘sensitive’ by people whose asses you could kick hands down, not knowing what certain words mean, not having a dictionary to use for knowing what certain words mean, flies that annoy you while you’re eating, forgetting to zip up your fly, sitting in an ant hill, fanfictions that have waaaaaaaaaaaay too many chapters simply because the chapters are realyreallyreallyreally short, not being able to solve a rubix cube under a time limit, not being able to solve a rubix cube, people that beg you for money on Runescape, running out of fishing bait on RuneScape, people asking you to be their gf/bf on RuneScape, people calling you a noob on Runescape when you're 40 levels higher than them and could pwn them in under a minute, the tortuously long wait for your next Netflix disk to hurry up and come already, boring rip-off movies that last for hours, horrible endings to good movies, missing your favorite TV shows, the cancellation of a good show, the end of INU-YASHA, forgetting what you were thinking of 3 seconds ago, watches that say ‘waterproof’ but are not, having cheese stuck under your nails while eating popcorn, having to tell a joke three or more times for people to get it, having a person tell you a joke three or more times cuz you don't get it, mocha-flavored candy, forgetting to write your name on your test paper, forgetting your own birthday was yesterday, people who want you to give a damn, people who suck up to the teacher just because they’re failing the subject for the third time, people who pee on walls, people who think Salmonella is a person, HP crossovers that make no sense, fanfic writers who make HP crossovers that make no sense, cheesy pick-up lines, Pokemon re-runs, getting yourself locked in a closet with your worst enemy, people who aren’t aware of how superior you are to them, running out of gravy while eating KFC, Writer’s block, people who think they’re EMO if they act EMO, people who confuse EMO with GOTH, people who say anime and cartoons are the same, Americans who attempt to recreate anime on their own, people who say Avatar is an anime, people who absolutely will not stop talking when you're reading a fanfiction you've had on your Firefox tab for eight hours, metallic paperclips that rust, people who think Egyptian mythology is boring, Sushi gone wrong, Sushi, accidentally swallowing chewing gum, evil melted marshmallows that want to eat you and take over the world, people that call your cell phone more than ten times in 24 hours, computer Viruses, waking up in the middle of the night for no reason, waking up before 9am, Dora the Explorer, people who discriminate, people who play favorites with kids, then congratulations, you are awesome. Please COPY and PASTE this on your profile and add your name to the list. XxxIshida's GirlxxX, HoldOnToYourTunaCans, SakuraKiss234, I love Neville, Kaen Okami


A black man walked into a restaurant and sat down. A white waiter approached him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen, sir...When I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you, sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" Post this on your profile if you hate racism.


A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer

I promise to remember Rue

When mockingbirds’ songs wake me

I’ll think of Foxface every time

I eat a strange new berry

If my little sister pets a goat

I promise to think of Prim

And if my best friend acts depressed

Then Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire

I’ll think of Katniss every time

And I’ll always think of Peeta

When my birthday cake’s sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind

When someone is unfair

I’ll be sure to think of Clove

Each time I pretend to care

I’ll always think of Glimmer

If someone’s pretty, but a dunce

And Thresh will occupy my mind

If I spare someone, something... Once

Whenever I watch a reality show

I will think of the Hunger Games

I’ll sure imagine Haymitch

If someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato

When I’m homicidally inclined

I’ll make sure I think of Effie

When there’s nothing on my mind

I swear to remember the Hunger Games

And Catching Fire too

It’s important to think of the characters

But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)


6 REASONS NOT TO MESS WITH CHILDREN AND WHY THEY ARE CONSIDERED DIABOLICAL

1. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah." The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

2. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

3. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

4. One day, a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the sink. She suddenly notices that her mother had several strands of whitehair on her head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Momma?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time you do something to make me sad or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl pondered this revelation for a while, then said, "Momma, how come ALL of Grandma's hairs are white?"

5. The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael, He's a doctor.'" A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

6. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."


Kids Are Quick _

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER: No, that's wrong.

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '

MILLIE: I is..

TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher!


1 - YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name and 'izzle') = Kaeizzle

2 - YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite colour and favourite animal) = Skyblue Wolf

3 - YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and the street you live on) = Elizabeth Locust

4 - YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first) = Amika

5 - YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (your second favorite colour, and favourite drink) = Gold Chocolate-Milk...O_o WTH?

6 - YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (your parents' middle names) = Brady Richard

7 - YOUR GOTH NAME: (bloody and your pet's name) = Bloody Dolly... Whoa, that sounds creepy even to me.


When I realized that "OK" is a sideways stick figure my mind was blown.

About the Kyuubi's chakra color: Some think it's red. Some think its orange. Some think its crimson. If you are one of those who don't give a damn, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you would dump your boyfriend/girlfriend upon learning they are racist, copy this into your profile.

If you think it's weird and sad that many girls get up ridiculously early to do their hair and make-up and pick out the perfect outfit EVERY DAY and yet somehow have no time to eat breakfast, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so bored you just sat in the computer chair staring at your computer copy this into your profile.

If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a huge Phantom of the Opera phangirl and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are one of those girls who hates Twilight and likes Narnia and Lord of the Rings, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Erik's face wasn't that bad in the 2004 movie once Christine removed his mask, then copy and paste this onto your profile and sign your pen name. Pearlmaidenredskyla, Queen Madisyn of Narnia, Neverland Child, EriksNewLove, Maxniss Everide, Kaen Okami (Who's next?)

Copy and Paste if you cannot understand anyone who saw POTO and did not immediately become obsessed with it.

If you're writing a novel or book that ISN'T fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and Paste if you absolutely loathe when someone claims to love POTO and all they can say about it is "oh i love that movie i saw it like a year ago it was the one where the lady sings and he stalks her and oh my gawd his face was ugly...haha i know sooo much about it!"

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it: copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you are intolerant of intolerant people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you think that Kristen Stewart is a bad actress and that Robert Pattinson is as ugly as anyone could be in this movie, copy and paste this into your profile. (btw, He ALWAYS looks like he is in pain)

95 of America's teen girls would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers on top of a building about to jump. If you are on of the 5 percent who would yell "Then jump already!!", copy and paste this to your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you think that rap is only good when it's spelled with two P's, like Anthony Rapp, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile.

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This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him achieve world domination.

SUPPORT THE BUNNY!

98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. (September 19! Don't forget!)

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

The 6 truths of life...

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. You just tried to do the above.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're realising you're an idiot.
5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. XD

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

If you see a zombie with a chainsaw running after you, run for your life.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

A computer can beat you at chess, but it's no match for me at kickboxing.

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by a sparkly thing.

Sometimes you think things like, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" And then it hits you.

There are no stupid questions. Just stupid people who ask them.

The world is going to hell and I'm driving the bus.

It doesn't have to make sense to be funny.

Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. But it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

I have a life. I simply choose to spend it on the computer.

Ignore those losers who talk behind your back, it only means you're two steps ahead of them.

Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. Love the people who treat you right and forget the ones who don’t. Believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said it would be easy, they just promised it’d be worth it.

You know you're obsessed with Twilight when you look at your shirtless boyfriend and think, "Sparkle, you fool, sparkle!"

Moms: They're like dads, only smarter.

The hell with the dog, beware of owner.

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.

When life gives you lemons, you shut up and eat your damn lemons.

Nobody dies a virgin. Life screws us all.

Everyone is gifted. Some just open the package sooner.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

I am the future of America. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Some people blame our generation, but did they ever stop to think, who raised us?

Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. It's your choice.

Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.

I live in fantasyland and have oceanfront property.

Why get a boyfriend? If I wanted a stupid animal to follow me around all the time I’d go to the pet store.

"Where are you going?” “Crazy! And I’m driving!”

Today I shall be happier than a bird with a French fry.

God made man, then thought, "I can do better than that," and then He made woman.

By the time you finish reading this you will have wasted five seconds of your life.

By the time you finish reading this you will have finished reading it.

People say you can't live without love. I think oxygen is more important.

Isn't it funny how day-by-day nothing changes, and then when you look back, everything's different?

Love is like war: Easy to start, hard to end, and impossible to forget.

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.

Behind every successful person lies a pack of haters.

I dream of a better tomorrow…where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

Never look back unless you're planning to go that way.

Another candle on your cake? Don't worry. Be glad you have the strength to blow the damn things out!

I've discovered I often vision the state of confusion, and I know my way around pretty well.

I agree with the dictionary: Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Don't hit kids. No, seriously. They have guns now.

Practice safe lunch. Use a condiment.

Friends ask you why you’re crying. Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the jerk that made you cry.

If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.

LOL! The perfect thing to type when there is nothing else to say.

The trouble with life is there’s no background music.

I come with my own background music.

Essay: To explain something that could have been said in two sentences.

It’s music, not noise.

Words are kind of not my thing.

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are pretty awesome.

A small boy wrote to Santa Claus, “Send me a brother.” Santa wrote back, “Send me your mother.”

Are you going to school tomorrow? No, I’m riding my unicorn to Alaska.

Artificial intelligence is no match for real stupidity.

A ship in the harbor is safe, but that's not what ships are for.

Admitting you are wrong is to declare you are wiser now than before.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Cold_Ember, SMARTALIENQT, LilaCaffee, Kaen Okami

If you are crazy and proud of it: copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!


You know you live in 2011 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.


If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population has switched to Rap. If you are in the 8 percent who still ROCKS, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this to your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" or "Your point being?" or "You just realized this now?" or "Wow, you're even more stupid than you look." or never mind, just copy this to your profile and add your name to this list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the C.O.C.A, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom Figure, deadzonedragon, Dpbuckeye, 2wingo, HalfGhostPunk, Raven Wolfmoon, iheartmwpp, dracosnumber1girl, and SMARTALIENQT, LilaCaffee, Kaen Okami

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. EMBRACE THE INNER NERD!

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.


Quotes! -

Book/Movie/YouTube/Fanfiction Etc. Quotes -

"Trust me. Killing things is easier than this. Although, for all I know, I am killing you."

"Can you speed it up a little?"

"No. Shut up and eat your pears."

- Katniss Everdeen and Peeta Mellark, The Hunger Games

"Er, Finnick? Maybe some pants?"

"Why? Do you find this" *whips off hospital gown and strikes pose* "distracting?"

-Katniss Everdeen and Finnick Odair, Mockingjay.


"This is what we like to call the heat transfer orb of science!"

"Or as we non-morons call it, a lightbulb."

"HEAT TRANSFER ORB OF SCIENCE!"

"Okay, okay, spaz..."

-Cactuar and Tonberry, and also me and my friend Nicole


"Who's this, your great-aunts?"

"Great-grandmothers, twice removed."

"Shoot, you're ninety-six if you're a day."

"I'm a night."

"Brother, you're a sharp one. Where'd you two ever get to be picked up by a couple of greasy hoods like Pony and Johnny?"

"We really picked them up. We're really Arabian slave traders and we're thinking about shanghaing them. They're worth ten camels apiece at least."

"Five. They don't talk Arabian, I don't think. Say something in Arabian, Johnnycake."

- Two-Bit Mathews, Cherry Valance, and Marcia, The Outsiders


"Here's another question I have. How come when it's us, it's an abortion, and when it's a chicken, it's an omelette? Are we so much better than chickens all of a sudden? When did this happen; that we passed chickens in goodness? Name six ways we're better than chickens... See, nobody can do it! You know why? 'Cause chickens are decent people. You don't see chickens hanging around in drug gangs, do you? No. You don't see a chicken strapping some guy into a chair and hooking up his nuts to a car battery, do you?... When's the last chicken you heard about came home from work and beat the sh*t out of his hen, huh? Doesn't happen... 'cause chickens are decent people."

-George Carlin

"It's a great country, but it's a strange culture. ... This has got to be the only country in the world that could ever come up with a disease like bulimia; gotta be the only country in the world where some people have no food at all, and other people eat a nourishing meal and puke it up intentionally. This is a country where tobacco kills four hundred thousand people a year, so they ban artificial sweeteners! Because a rat died! You know what I mean? This is a place where gun store owners are given a list of stolen credit cards, but not a list of criminals and maniacs! And now, they're thinking about banning toy guns - and they're gonna keep the f*cking real ones!"

-George Carlin

"I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me."

-George Carlin

"I don't have pet peeves, I have major psychotic f*cking hatreds! And it makes the world a lot easier to sort out."

-George Carlin

"Here's some bumper stickers I'd like to see:

We are the proud parents of a child whose self esteem is sufficient that he doesn't need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.We are the proud parents of a child who has resisted his teachers' attempts to break his spirit and bend him to the will of his corporate masters.We have a daughter in public school who hasn't been knocked up yet.We have a son in public school who hasn't shot any of his classmates yet. But he does sell drugs to your honor student. Plus he knocked up your daughter."

- George Carlin.


"BEHOLD THE ALMIGHTY RUBBER DUCKY!"

-Neo, in benignmilitancy's Pointless Agent Insanity

"Aw, wittle kitty go meow now?"

-Agent Brown, in Pointless Agent Insanity

"My name is John Constantine; IN THE NAME OF THE LORD, I EXCISE YOU FROM THIS BODY!"

"Wrong movie."

"Um...Moo?"

-Neo and Agent Smith, in Pointless Agent Insanity

"It's the true question of all existence, my friends…is this really a gun, or do I just think it's a banana?"

-Morpheus, in Pointless Agent Insanity

"NO! NOT MY LAVENDER SMOOTH PRETTYS! COME BACK MY LOVES! PART US NOT, PART US NOT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, COME BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!"

-Agent Brown, to his breast implants, in Pointless Agent Insanity

"Busy meaning he gets stoned and makes prank calls to Switzerland asking where the hell all of their cheese mines are."

-Mouse, on Morpheus' claim that he is a very busy man, in Pointless Agent Insanity

"I seriously have to stop the LSD...because Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds is actually starting to make sense to me now."

-Agent Smith, Pointless Agent Insanity

"Go to Hellhopenfhagenfwar!"

-Agent Jones, Pointless Agent Insanity

"Rule Number One...I know that Pepsi and Mentos are an interesting combination, but do not blow anything up with them unless you are prepared to vacuum the inside of the car seats and get sucked into Narnia just like we did last time. Rule Number Two: Do not switch each other's bodies. God knows how that happened, but with you two, I suppose anything is possible...Rule Number Three: Do not kick, punch, scratch, tear, pierce, shred, detonate, decimate, annihilate, maul, eradicate, mar, ruin, spraypaint, defecate, or else defile or destroy anything within the planetary radius...Do you understand me so far?"

"Yes, ma'am–sir–Justin Timberlake."

"Good. Oh, I almost forgot the most important rule—Rule Number Four...This, my sirs, is called the ignition. You are to never, under ANY circumstances, touch it. It is the one thing you never touch. You can touch matches, toxins, forks in toasters, open electrical sockets, explosive substances, and nuclear waste, but the ignition is explicitly dangerous to your health. Think of the ignition as my sunglasses: you touch Smith's sunglasses without his written permission, you die a slow, horrible, painful, black roasting death by means of Smith cooking you for dinner...Yes, Jones?"

"Are we gonna be tasty? 'Cause Jones can get awfully bland without a pinch of oregano."

"NO!"

-Agent Smith, Agent Brown, and Agent Jones, Pointless Agent Insanity

"You bastard! You killed him! You killed my chocolate milkshake!...No, don't die, Marty! You're going to live! You're going to live, goddammit, and we're going to have it all! We'll take that vacation in Maui just like you wanted, and we'll get remarried on the beach, and we'll ride all the rides at Fantasy Island, and I promise you, this time I won't throw up from the top car on the Ferris Wheel just to see how high up we are!"

-Neo, Pointless Agent Insanity

"Turn left. Turn left. Turn left. Turn left. Turn left. Turn left. Turn left. Turn left…"

"What the hell is wrong with you? Can't you just stop to ask for directions?"

"I told you, I know where I'm going...you just sit tight."

"Going where?...I can see the Oracle's apartment right there! She's sticking out her tongue at us and giving cookies to an escaping pair of Exiles while tap-dancing on the windowsill with a banner that says 'I JACKED YOUR GPS, STUPID!'"

-A GPS, a passenger Smith clone, and a driving Smith clone, in benignmilitancy's Memoirs of Insanity

"No. Wrong. Cookies are an illusion between those with cake, and those without."

-The Merovingian, Memoirs of Insanity

"I can't cuddle with you when you turn into a baseball! Why are you such a cold-hearted baseball, Trin? WHY?"

-Neo, Memoirs of Insanity

"THE TACO MUST DIE! IT'S ZION OR THE TACO!"

"WHY MUST I CHOOSE?"

"THROW OUT THE DAMN TACO, MORPHEUS!"

"NEVER! My beany preciousssss..."

Trinity and Morpheus, Memoirs of Insanity


"It's easy to be cheery in the morning when you're pre-recorded."

-Garfield


"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"

-Molly Weasley, in Deathly Hallows. Best Mrs. Weasley line EVER, although -

SPOILERSPOILERSPOILER*

- it should have been Neville who killed Bellatrix, to avenge his parents.


"General Lemarque is dead!"

"Le gasp!"

"Yesss! Th assassination worked...I mean...NUUUUU!"

-Gavroche, Les Amis, and Enjolras in In The Loft's Les Miserable Spoof


"You know something? You're crazy."

"Yeah, because I practice."

-Mark and Damien Thorn, in Damien: Omen II


"What is the door?"

"The door is everything! All that once was and all that will be! The door controls time and space, love and death! The door can see into your mind! THE DOOR CAN SEE INTO YOUR SOUL!!!"

"Really, the door can do all that?"

"Heh, no!"

-Charlie the Unicorn, and the Pink and Purple Unicorns, from Charlie the Unicorn 3


"What's the point of mermaids if you can't have sex with them?"

-Mario Bianchi, from Skippy Dies


"I'll take a potato chip...And eat it!"

-Light Yagami, from Death Note. I will never eat potato chips the same way ever again... =)


"Someone's gonna hang if I don't get my coffee!"

"Decaf?"

"I WILL SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE!"

-Luigi Largo and a Gentern, from Repo! The Genetic Opera.


"There's always a chance, Doctor, as long as one can think."

-Basil of Baker Street, from The Great Mouse Detective.


School/Home/Life Quotes:

"FOR SPARTA!"

"FOR NARNIA!"

"FOR LEN! AND THE WIZARD! AND TRANSLYVANIANS EVERYWHERE!"

-Me, MangaLuv, and Nicole.

"Me gusta pie!"

-MangaLuv, so many times it's not even funny.


"So you're going to act like me?"

"Yes."

"How do I act?"

"I don't know, pregnant?"

- Kenny and our then-pregnant English teacher, on Kenny sitting in her chair.

"Not all of us have the money to buy out NASA when we die, Potter!"

-Kenny, imitating Draco Malfoy from A Very Potter Musical.


"MEOW MIX, YOU USELESS BAG OF KITTY KIBBLE! I'M GOING TO FEED YOU TO MY HUSBAND!"

- Nicole, on a friend.


"When Sasuke's eyes bleed, it's not blood. It's emo tears."

- Me, on Uchiha Sasuke


"Can I be the teacher?"

"Sure, Kenny..."

*a little bit of time later*

"Okay, Kenny - "

"Erica, please have a seat."

"...Don't make me fight you."

- Kenny and our social studies teacher.


"Noooo! You broke up the Square of Life!"

"Now it's the right triangle of life..."

- Kenny and Shaun, when Kenny was asked to move his seat in class.


"We have a chicken named Frantonybert."

- Kyra, on...I don't really know...


"Romeo thinks with his second head."

- Gina, on Romeo Montague.

"Who names their kid Tybalt? It's just setting him up to be ridiculed all his life!"

- Kenny, on Tybalt Capulet.

"Shakespeare was a dirty old man."

- Substitute English teacher, on suggestive themes in Romeo and Juliet.


"Just please use language that is English in my class."

"Can we speak Parseltongue?"

"No!"

- Gina and our science teacher.


"Go, Balthasar! Use Razor Leaf!"

- Me, during a discussion on how Balthasar sounds like the name of a Pokemon.

"I think Yoshi should be President."

- Me, after Kenny said it would be awesome if Wolverine were President.


"Look at the big gay dance!"

"I just bombed your big gay dance!"

"Did you say you just bombed your big gay dad?"

"No! Lucario set you on fire with his big blue ball!"

"Lucario's a big gay dance!"

"Your mom's a big gay dance!"

"Noooo! The Smash Ball is mine! It's mine! It's my child!"

"La la la, sing a happy song!"

"The big gay dance!"

"Your mom's a big gay dance!"

"I'm gonna tell her you said that."

"No! She'll ground me if you tell me!"

"Ryan, your mother said she's a big gay dance."

"What?"

"Well, you said me."

"No, I didn't - "

"Ryan, your mother said her mother's a big gay dance."

"Gah! You blew me up!"

-My brother and I, playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl after watching Brawl Taunts. Yes, weird things happen when we play two-player video games under the influence of funny crap from YouTube...


"GOD! GOD BEATS ALL! GOD BEATS EVERYTHING!"

-A fellow junior counselor, Nick, playing Rock, Paper, Scissors.


"I believe all religions should follow one simple rule - Believe what you want and shut the hell up."

-Me. I found the second part it online, and agreed wholeheartedly. Seriously, that would solve a lot of the world's problems, both in the present and in the past...


"...And crown thy good into temptation, and deliver us from the twilight, amen."

"Deliver us from the Twilight? How did he know?!"

-George Carlin in his Carlin on Campus special, and me reacting to one of the lines. It's amazing how most of the things Carlin talked about back in the 80's and 90's are still issues today. :)


"What's the weirdest pickup line you've ever heard?"

"I want my basilisk in your Chamber of Secrets."

-Lexie and Michael from writing camp, during a game of Truth or Dare.


"Why does this meatloaf have cheese on it?"

"Because God made it so!"

-My brother and I, on dinner.


"The power of Jeffy compels you!"

-Me and Natasha.


"I AM KITTY, HEAR ME ROAR! ...Meow."

-My brother.

"Fallen tree, I dub thee Chuck Norris!"

-Again, my brother.


"What if a possessed cow showed up at your door and a little girl murdered your bus driver?"

-Natasha, recounting a discussion with friends on possession-themed horror movies.

"No one occupies the bathroom like Gaston!"

-Me and Natasha, during a discussion on Beauty and the Beast parodies on YouTube.

"Blessed are those who giveth me cookies!"

- Nick R., as God. Explanation: It was Spirit Week at school, and for Decades Day, Nick decided to be God from Decade -20. He said a good bit of other funny stuff, too, but I can't remember most of them.

"That's a sin, Nick! Jesus didn't die for you to hate ponies!"

-Natasha, after Nick said he didn't like My Little Pony.

"Your heart is like a bowl of rice. EEEEEEEEEEVIL RICE!"

-Nick, to Natasha. God only knows what he has against the poor innocent rice...


"WILLY WONKA KILLED SEVERUS SNAPE!"

-Me. Watch the movie version of Sweeney Todd and you'll probably figure it out. ;)


"How are you doing with this?"

"Um, good, but I got a splinter."

"What does that mean?"

-A student teacher and Faith. ...The number of witty remarks I could make about this are just too numerous to choose from.


"BAWK BAWK CHICKIE CHICKIE BAWK BAWK CHICKIE CHICKIE!"

-MangaLuv's friend Anya. Don't ask.

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Platonic by tastewithouttalent reviews
A set of ficlets playing with platonic friendships across three established relationships. Tends strongly towards fluffy and plotless. SteinxSpirit, GirikoxJustin, MariexAzusa.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,270 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 4/2 - [Yumi A., Marie M.] [Giriko, Justin Law] - Complete
Snow by Last of the Loneliness reviews
Children raised by misfortune grow into monsters. For Azula, perfection comes at a price. The childhood of the girl who would master lightning and lose herself along the way.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 140,195 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Azula
Echoes in my Mind by AmberLS123 reviews
Sequel to "Echoes in the Night."
Great Mouse Detective - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,322 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Basil, Ratigan
When The Day Met The Night by gastlyhauntergengar reviews
"When the moon found the sun, he looked like he was barely hanging on, but her eyes saved his life." A series of drabbles about the relationship between Crona and Maka.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,957 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 2/3 - Crona, Maka A.
The Danger of Caring for a Living Being by WallofIllusion reviews
Was Crona's biggest mistake caring for the snake that Medusa kept as a pet, or was it letting Medusa find out? Either way, a mistake had been made, and there was only one appropriate response. Warning: graphic animal death.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30 - Medusa G., Crona, Franken Stein
Wizard and Witchling by WallofIllusion reviews
Sent by the Elder Witch to spy on the Wizard Eibon's dealings with Arachne, Medusa has a surprise visit one night... Note: My interpretation of Eibon stubbornly has nothing to do with the anime's interpretation.
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30 - Medusa G., Eibon - Complete
Friendly Advice by Center of the Galaxy reviews
Falling in love with the princess and earning her love in return? That was the easy part. It was all the duties of being the princess' consort that was the hard part. Lucky for Kristoff, there's someone else who's been through this exact same thing to help him through it. *a collection of one-shots, post both movies*
Crossover - Tangled & Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,152 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [Flynn R., Rapunzel] [Kristoff B., Anna] - Complete
A Note Unsaid by ilarual reviews
A sudden loss rocks Soul's world, and the grieving process means confronting parts of his past he had hoped to let lie. Maka, for her part, does her best to support her partner, but managing her father for years was not adequate preparation for the Evans family...
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,510 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Soul Eater, Maka A.]
Panties? What Panties? by Twin-Lupus reviews
"What does it mean, in a strictly hypothetical sense, when a girl gives a guy her underwear?"
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,453 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/5 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Primum Non Nocere by WallofIllusion reviews
Stein is slow to notice that Marie stormed off while Risa was flirting with him in the Death Room, and he struggles to figure out exactly why she's jealous. SteinxMarie, established relationship.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17 - Franken Stein, Marie M. - Complete
Staccato by Tenbris reviews
"The resonance of their souls was marked by a staccato rhythm." Series of theme-based oneshots, focusing on Soul and Maka.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,842 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Learning Curve by ilarual reviews
The process of getting from "you" and "me" to "us" is a long, hard, complicated one. A series of vignettes exploring the early days of Soul and Maka's partnership and the road from strangers to best friends. Chapter 11: Short snippets from the first several months of Soul and Maka sharing an apartment
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,382 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Dog Walking by Twin-Lupus reviews
Dogwalker AU. Soul thinks he can handle walking Oni. He can't.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,473 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater
618 Ways To Make Raoul Suffer For Being A Fop by Caelia di Mekio reviews
I think the title is self-explanatory. No more submissions, we've done enough to poor Raoul.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,495 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Raoul - Complete
The Ember Island Lighthouse: A Beacon of Insanity by Loopy777 reviews
A collection of short stories, united only by a LOOPY creative drive that makes for a unique, insightful, and often humorous experience. Now featuring three stories exploring the secret machinations of the Four Nations governments.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 109 - Words: 111,457 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Pakku, Sozin, OC
Eponine: StreetratFighterLover? by PenAndInkPrincess reviews
What if Eponine did not die at the barricade? What if Marius had been able to save her? Could they ever be more than friends in the after-math of the barricade? I'm personally surprised it hasn't been done before. I DO NOT OWN LES MISERABLES. T in case.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,413 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 3/8/2011
Pointless Agent Insanity! by benignmilitancy reviews
Smith, Jones, and Brown get bored... dun dun dunnnnnnnn!
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,118 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Smith, A.
Promises Broken by Last of the Loneliness reviews
Zuko deals with consequences. Azula deals with shadows. Nobody gets what they wanted.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,649 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Zuko, Azula - Complete
Fix by MizuneMinamiki reviews
What the hell had his heart been thinking when it decided to skip a beat or two for Crona? Has it not seen him? That disgusting mess of pink that Crona calls hair - God, if Kid has to stare at that monstrosity for as long as his heart tells him to be addicted to Crona, he's going to throw up or kill himself. "Hold still, Crona; I'll fix it." (Crona x Kid oneshot COMPLETE)
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2013 - [Crona, Death The Kid] - Complete
Hopping Frog by Jac of Stars reviews
Eruka learns that a friend, even one that you barely know, is still a friend. A collection of one shots that focus mostly on Eruka and Crona.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 21,779 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Eruka Frog, Crona
Howl of The Trickster: Pack Seeker by DragonChild157 reviews
It's been a couple weeks since Coyote fell into the alligator pit in the sewers, and neither hide nor hair has been seen of him since. The team and League are in Gotham to oversee the Gotham Parade of Foreign Dignitaries, but things take an interesting turn when Superman and Conner are kidnapped by an unkown villian. What happend? And what part will a certain coyote trickster play?
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,386 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
WIMTLC Side Scenes by WallofIllusion reviews
Scenes from my long MedusaxStein fic, "What it Means to Lose Control," that didn't make it into the main storyline. Expect updates to be highly erratic. Chapter 7: Editing. Happy Valentine's Day! Chapter 8: No Rest for the Weary, a prequel chapter.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,618 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Franken Stein
The Myth of Medusa by WallofIllusion reviews
A witch thinks on her namesake.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Medusa G., Arachne G. - Complete
Snapshot by Distorted Freak reviews
Moments in the lives of Ursa and Ozai, from the moment they meant to after the Hundred-Year War. 30-day drabble writing challenge.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 7,593 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Ozai, Ursa
The Color of Sky and Rain by Tiger Striped Moon reviews
Brutally attacked by a Madness-crazed Stein, Spirit must cope with wounds both physical and emotional while the DWMA gears up to confront Ashura. Rumors and lies abound, few know the truth, and if he cannot conquer his own Fear and resonate with Shinigami everything will fall apart. Warnings for sexual violence/triggering imagery.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,791 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Lord Death/Shinigami-sama, Spirit A./Death Scythe
Alive by mystarlesseyes reviews
Crona finally has freedom after killing Medusa. What will he do now? Whatever the hell he wants to. Rated M for language and content.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,072 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Crona, Maka A., Ragnarok
Our nation of ashes (from which we rise) by Naladot reviews
History is written by the victors, and Azula was never one to lose. In which the Fire Nation does not enjoy the end of the war.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Azula, Mai, Zuko - Complete
The Phantom of the Opera: Christine Returns by BrokenFirePen reviews
Two years after the Phantom let Christine leave, Raoul died, telling her to fulfill her dreams. But her dreams are about going to the Phantom. When she does what Raoul tells her to do, what will happen? I suck at summaries but please read and review!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,318 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 9/29/2009
Neldenx the Daughter of Demyx by NeldezzyDoo reviews
What would you say if one of the members of the Organization had a daughter? What if that daughter kept a record of everything that happened? What if that daughter's name was Neldenx, and she was strange, crazy, and very weird? You have questions, we have answers. (Rated T for Nel's absolutely atrocious language.)
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,250 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Organization XIII
In Fever Dreams by bellmare reviews
She attends her first witch mass when she is nine. — witch!Maka AU; Maka, Soul, Medusa.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,691 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Blood, Silk, and Steel by Lost In A Dark Wood reviews
AU. In a world where Sokka and Katara's father died instead of their mother, we follow the exploits of Sokka, a dark perversion of his former self, as he willingly enters the world of intrigue and deception that is the Fire Nation.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 185,177 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Sokka, Azula, Iroh, Zuko
They See Different by Last of the Loneliness reviews
In exile, Zuko runs across his sister.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Zuko, Azula - Complete
SoMa NSFW Week 2013 by Twin-Lupus reviews
A compilation of the prompts for SoMa NSFW Week 2013.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,502 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
31 Days of Maiko by Alabaster86 reviews
May is Maiko Month. How could Alabaster resist? 31 drabbles and one-shots with various ratings, all, naturally, featuring my OTP.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 25,546 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
SoMa Family Drabbles by Twin-Lupus reviews
A collection of drabbles exploring Soul and Maka's experiences with their children.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,666 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
SoMa Week 2013 by Twin-Lupus reviews
A compilation of the prompts for SoMa Week 2013.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,587 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Chasing the Dragon by Kyrie Vali reviews
Two years after the end of the Hundred Year War, and the Fire Nation has fallen into chaos and disorder. With Ozai's trial on the horizon, Fire Lord Zuko stands at what could be the defining moment of his political career…but first, he needs all the help he can get. Tyzula-centric, with some canon pairings. Plot, mystery, and intrigue sprinkled in for good measure.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,681 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Azula, Ty Lee
Taken Again by heyshalina reviews
After everything they went through to get him back, Itex came and took Iggy's memories. Just like that. No more trust, no more family. Gone. But Max isn't going to lay down like a good little mutant and let them keep him. She's getting Iggy back. It is so on. Sequel to Made Again.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,555 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Iggy - Complete
Worth by ErisandDysnomia reviews
"Soul, for the most part, looked dazed. His bloody irises were hazy, and the medication was obviously dominating his mind at the moment. So when he reached up and grabbed her hand, lacing her fingers with his, Maka froze, and stared down at her weapon. He only gave her a lazy smile and shook his head. "Maka, you're my partner. It was worth every second." They were always worth it.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Howl of the Trickster by DragonChild157 reviews
There's a new vigilante in Gotham, and the Bat's have no idea who he is! When Batman get's called out of town by the league, he reluctantly leaves Robin the assignment of finding this vigilante with the help of the team. But there's more to the Coyote, than meets the eye...Unofficial sequel to "Seed's of Evil", but it's not necessary to have read it to understand. Set in season 1.
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,672 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4044 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Ingenius Motherhood by Fairylust reviews
This is a short story of Medusa raising her child for the first two years of their life. The story focuses entirely on Medusa and Crona. It's a oneshot and features UnknownGender!Crona.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Medusa G., Crona - Complete
The Only Answer by WallofIllusion reviews
Medusa raises her child. 3300 words of solid child abuse, you have been warned. Spoilers up to and including chapter 87 of the manga. Please read author's notes.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Medusa G., Crona - Complete
All the Myriad Ways by House Sylveste reviews
A series of oneshots and short stories set in an AU where Crona develops the ability to use magic.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,024 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Crona, Medusa G.
Apotheosis by House Sylveste reviews
To become a god, one must first learn exactly what it means to be mortal. A short story of Kid's very temporary 'death' at the end of the anime.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Death The Kid - Complete
Number XII: The Savage Nymph by iAMwhatIamK reviews
What kind of life causes someone to become so evil? So bent on hurting others and witnessing their pain? So sadistic that everyone hates them? What is it that created Larxene?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,465 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Larxene - Complete
Seeds of Evil by DragonChild157 reviews
Fourteen years ago, Harley Quin was breifly seen pregnant. Now the Joker has unveiled his child to Batman and the world, and he's taking his family on a crime spree in Gotham. And there seems to be nothing the dynamic duo can do to stop them. But as they continue to combat this new tide of wickedness, Dick begins to form the suspicion that there's more to this than meets the eye...
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 58,355 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Dick G., Joker - Complete
Pheline of the Opera by Soprano of the Labyrinth reviews
After an unfortunate mix-up, Erik has unintentionally transformed himself into a cat. Can he win back the still unwed Christine , and continue to haunt the Opera in his new form? Taken from the Story started by Maxniss Everide.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,002 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Erik
Marluxia's Regrets by HoldingOnToMyHeart reviews
Marluxia is defeated, and as darkness begins to swallow him up, The Lord of the castle reflects on his biggest regrets... mainly the ones concerning a certain blonde witch, whom he only ever wanted to love. Warning: dark-ish. Not graphic, but has direct mentions of sexual violence.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Marluxia, Naminé - Complete
Good Enough by Boriqua-chan reviews
Ursa decides it's time to visit her daughter. /one-shot/
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Zuko, Azula, Ursa - Complete
Malon's Epic Cow Delivery by The Additional Pylon reviews
Ever wonder how Malon was able to deliver a cow to Link's house? Or why Hyrule Field seemed so empty of monsters? Here's your answer. Witness the mind-boggling "meanwhile" story of OoT!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 130,143 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Malon, Link - Complete
Dancing Partners by Kivanfangirl reviews
A sneak peak of how Marluxia and Larxene's Somebodies met before they were Nobodies. Rated M for a reason kiddies. One-Shot. Please R&R.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,220 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Larxene, Marluxia - Complete
the sword of damocles by bellmare reviews
once, there was a boy. — Marluxia, Organisation XIII.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Marluxia, Organization XIII - Complete
Not a Monster by Thyra-TigerLily reviews
Azula didn't need anyone, especially not her brother. Only during her breakdown he was the one that helped her through it. Set during Sozin's comet.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Zuko, Azula - Complete
Danger in the Shadows by AmberLS123 reviews
Sequel to the movie. Basil of Baker Street's powers are tested to their limits in his most challenging case yet. Rated for violence.
Great Mouse Detective - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,622 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Basil, Dr. Dawson
Anything Or Nothing by Breech Loader reviews
PJ tells his side of family life. Pete makes for a harsh, unforgiving and brutal father, and saying that his son respects him is a long way from the truth... A story containing graphic descriptions of Domestic Abuse.
A Goofy Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,550 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Complete
A Thousand Snakes by Lialane Graest reviews
"There are a thousand snakes in my body..." She had boasted to him once. Now he planned on removing every single one of them. Onesided!MedusaxStein.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Franken Stein, Medusa G. - Complete
The Little Mouse Detective by Detouredbe reviews
Olivia states in one of the Disney comics that she, assisted by Fidget, does her own mystery solving. This is my look at some of their cases.
Great Mouse Detective - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,644 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Olivia F., Fidget
Dumped On A Lucky Front Yard by MangaLuver1423 reviews
"Good. So, we must look like familiar, huh?" Holy. Chiz. "Cosplayers?" Arrow asks, hoping for what he asked was half true. "Nope. You guys were dumped on a lucky front yard." This. Is. Awesome. Rated T for BAD POTTY MOUTH! :D LenxOC! RinxOC!
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,704 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Len K., Rin K.
The Price of Loyalty by GoogelehGoo reviews
A new way of life teaches Saix that sometimes it's best to keep one's mouth shut while in the presence of the Superior. XemSai pairing, male on male, inferred rape.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,782 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Xemnas, Saïx - Complete
Sisterly Love by WallofIllusion reviews
Soul Eater Not! fic. Medusa joins her younger sister, Shaula, for dinner after a "gracious invitation." Well, threat. Whatever.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Medusa G. - Complete
A Guide to Not Making Your Tribute Suck by FoalyWinsForever reviews
The first and worst, as far as I know. Now rewritten. Again. It's even legal this time, isn't that exciting?
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,848 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Other tributes
Protected by Happy Snow reviews
Azula had always had to stay strong, hold together. She didn't want to do it any more. She wanted to be protected. Post-war.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
Silent by IncestuousChinchillas reviews
Behind the mask, Skull Kid was powerless. The silent struggle of Majora's puppet. Oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Majora's Mask, Skull Kid - Complete
Things Not To Do In Arkham City by GhostAuthor reviews
These are the rules Strange should have given the new inmates of Arkham City.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Complete
Little Girl by EvilRegalOncer reviews
Why am I alone? Why did they all leave me? -Azula is broken and even Ursa may not be able to help.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Azula, Ursa - Complete
Echoes in the Night by AmberLS123 reviews
Originally a one-shot based off a dream I had, I've decided to continue the story of how Basil and Amber must escape the clutches of the Napoleon of Crime.
Great Mouse Detective - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,566 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Basil, Ratigan - Complete
MudLove by xXGoldie12Xx reviews
"You're arrogant." "You're beautiful." "Excuse me? Did Draco Malfoy just call me beautiful?" "No duh. Gosh, Granger, go get a q-tip and clean the earwax out of your ears so you can listen while I try and flirt with you!" A collection of Dramione one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 15,787 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Into the Night by WRATH77 reviews
She was a criminal, a thief to be exact. Who knew she was going to fall for the Napoleon of Crime? RatiganXOC R&R Will be changed to M for later chapters
Great Mouse Detective - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 33,079 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Ratigan
Not For Me by twostrandsofmelody reviews
Enjolras/Eponine Takes place after "The Plumet Attack". Eponine struggles to accept the feelings she has for Enjolras. Take a step into the journey where two wayward souls will find one day more to share together.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 86 - Words: 131,518 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Complete
Phantom Interviews! by Lila Caffee reviews
An Interview with the Phantom characters! Ask them any question! Give them any dare! See how the randomness ensues! RATED FOR YAOI/Kissing/Language! Songs, silliness and RAOULBASHING!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,933 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 11/9/2009
Life Lessons by meltinglacier reviews
Azula's father teaches her about seven important things: discipline, trust, life, love, joy, obedience, and strength. Warning: abuse.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,511 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Azula, Ozai - Complete
Dodgeball by Taliax reviews
In Coach Xigbar's class, dodgeball is the equivalent of a war zone. What's an un-athletic kid like Zexion to do when there are psychos like Larxene about? Hide in a corner with Demyx until forced otherwise. No pairings.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Zexion, Larxene - Complete
Teatime With Ozai by celeryy reviews
My first completed fic! A oneshot. Did this a while ago...Warning: it's pretty dark!...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Azula, Ozai - Complete
One Great Circle by Damned Lolita reviews
All the references, all the jokes, all the moments, the romances, the memories...they all come together in bits and pieces, caught from the fringes of time. Everyone in Kingdom Hearts is under the same sky, but they all have different stories to tell.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 121 - Words: 282,386 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Vexen, Marluxia
Savoring the Book by The Shrubbery reviews
Katniss discovers a book that transfers her to a place where she has to read, with the audience of Peeta, Gale, Prim, Haymitch, Effie, and more. But what is this book? It's...The Hunger Games! Chapter 13 has been up!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,494 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 1/13/2010
Like Father, Like Daughter by Nikkel reviews
A collection of oneshots, drabbles, and everything in between, featuring the dark, and often misunderstood, relationship of a Phoenix and a Dragon... Ozai and Azula. NOT incest.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 30,680 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Azula, Ozai
A List of Grievances by MidnightSchemer13 reviews
MarLarxel; Happy CoM Traitors' Day! ::12-08-11:: It's another day in the World That Never Was, but after a particularly frustrating day, Marluxia, Larxene, and Axel begin plotting their revenge... A/N is rated T; everything else, K. The humour fails ! xD
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Larxene, Marluxia - Complete
Circling Dragon, Rising Phoenix by iCe reviews
The marriage of the Fire Lord to his lady and their life after. It's a Chinese Wedding with Hindu elements, guys, you're invited.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,418 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
Lost Boys by Roving Otter reviews
A story of Ragnarok's origins and how he met Chrona. Rated for language and some fairly dark subject matter.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,018 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Ragnarok, Crona - Complete
L What If Parody by Ratt9 reviews
What if L wanted to become a two headed monster? What if L has identity crisis? What if L discoveres the wonders of Vegas? What if L watches James Bond? What if L goes skydiving with Light and Misa? Find out that and others! Crackfic. O.O.C. Slightly A/U
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,967 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 6/17/2010 - L
Transformation by Roving Otter reviews
During a picnic, Chrona's dormant witch-powers surface in an unexpected way. Takes place after "Breaking Point," but it can be read as a separate one-shot.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,516 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Crona, Maka A. - Complete
Bad Ends by Shadow Wasserson reviews
What happens when the timing is a bit off, when the foes are just a little smarter, just a bit stronger? A series of 'what ifs' exploring the darker possibilities of Avatar. If you like seeing the protagonists suffer, this is the fic for you!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,396 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 4/21/2009
Breaking Point by Roving Otter reviews
The Kishin has been defeated, but for Chrona, the real battle has just begun...and it's inside his head. Old memories and new, confusing feelings conspire to shake the foundation of his fragile sanity. Takes place after the anime. Maka/Chrona.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 138,141 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Crona, Maka A. - Complete
Made Again by heyshalina reviews
The flock decides to take a vacation before setting out to find their parents. But then tragedy strikes, and Iggy goes missing. Now Max is determined to do anything to get him back. But this time what the whitecoats have done is truly evil. Now complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,494 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Iggy - Complete
The True Distortion by twostrandsofmelody reviews
What if when Christine returned the ring, she admitted her love for her Phantom? What if he told her where he hid? PotO mixed with LND, glimmers of Leroux. Dark, angst, passion. E/C
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 77,186 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Christine, Erik
Couple's Mask by Icy Sapphire15 reviews
When Link gets the Couple's Mask, he falls in love with it and starts to wear it everywhere. Unfortunately, the Mayor's reaction wasn't typical...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Link - Complete
The Master's Slave by He11'sDomain reviews
Sasuke has become Orochimaru's slave. Can Sasuke ever accept this new, degrading life? OroSasu Non-con. Rape.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
The Ponyboy Strikes Back by benignmilitancy reviews
The tension among the two grew…and bubbled poisonously underneath the veils of the dark night.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Ponyboy C., Darry C. - Complete
The 'I'm Bored' Game by Electrical-Socket reviews
Of all the games Larxene likes to play, this is her favourite. Larxene/Naminé, yet another mini fic.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Larxene, Naminé - Complete
Seduced by MonochromeSelene reviews
Larxene gets drunk - she summons a Corridor to summon her back home...but maybe she was a little hazy on the details xDD Axel's in for a surprise.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Axel, Larxene - Complete
The Witching Hour by WallofIllusion
After Eruca's failed attempt at assassination the night before the Kishin revival, she and Medusa have a chat instead. Rated for some language and hints of violence.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Medusa G., Eruka Frog - Complete
Lily of the Valley by Em Dixon reviews
In order to find someone, you must first know who you are searching for. Zuko only knows Ursa as his mother, but before she was his mother, she was a powerful woman. A look back into Ursa's life as princess, married to Ozai, second son.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 117,802 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Ozai, Ursa - Complete
Reno's Days by Sniperrolf reviews
Someone has decided to have revenge against Reno. Revenge which involves purple nail polish. / This is a collection of prompts mostly about Reno. This story used to be titled 'Reno's Grandmother and Other Prompts'.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Reno
Basil of Baker Street and the Mary Sue by FairyTales And Pixie Dust reviews
Basil is just sitting at home one day when he meets a very...interesting client. This is a parody of Mary Sue fanfics I have read over the years. Don't like? Don't flame. R&R BasilOC Rated for Ratigan's use of the F-bomb
Great Mouse Detective - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Basil - Complete
Different by Roving Otter reviews
Chrona needs new clothes, so Maka takes him to the store. His choice of garments leads to an awkward conversation. Rated for Ragnarok's mouth.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Crona, Maka A. - Complete
Grand Theft Gato by Ardwynna Morrigu reviews
Spite and sympathy spur Sephiroth to spring a specimen from the lab. In his pants.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Remembering You by stingrae90 reviews
It wasn't so much that she enjoyed lying to people; it was just that it was the only way she had of remembering the cousin whose face she could barely recall.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,264 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Azula, Lu Ten
When the Cat's Away by Miss Pontmercy reviews
Rating for violence in later chapters. Patron Minette is not ready to leave the Rue Plumet and kiss their fortunes goodbye. When a kidnap goes awry, it's bad enough- but Cosette's suffering is not over. These thieves do not give up.
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,054 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Cosette, Montparnasse - Complete
Closet Video Game Junkies by Genius-626 reviews
Tonight, it was Agent Brown, Agent Jones, Neo and Trinity playing Mario Cart, Morpheus keeping score, knowing full well that the game did that automatically.
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Complete
The Bullet Waltz by Sojourney reviews
Since Death the Kid asked the Thompson Sisters to join him, none of their lives have been the same. From the streets of Brooklyn to Death City, they exist like three points tied together in the center. Second in the Triskelion series. Part 3/4 complete.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,467 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz
Fairytales by MyrrhDarkwing
It's Larxene's turn to watch Namine, and the witchling wants her to tell a story.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Larxene, Naminé - Complete
The Phantom of the Opera Short Version by 1000th Ghost reviews
A short version of The Phantom of the Opera!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The Joker's Guide to Arkham Asylum by KNO3 reviews
All you ever wanted to know and more about surviving in the world's finest nuthouse! Step right up as your good buddy JOKER explains everything about life in Arkham. FLUFF
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,650 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Joker
Romeo and Juliet Facebook News Feed Edition by jununy reviews
What the title says. It's worse than you'd expect.
Romeo and Juliet - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,209 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Romeo, Juliet
Romeo and Juliet: My Alternate Ending by PenAndInkPrincess reviews
What if Romeo and Juliet had lived? What if their parents had seen the error of their feud? Written for my English I Class in my attempt at Shakespearean English . I got a 100 on it! Whoot whoot! :
Romeo and Juliet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Juliet, Romeo - Complete
What's your password, baby? by Lilith-dono reviews
Yuffie has stolen Vincent's laptop. She can't use it, however, because the butthead managed to protect it with a fortified password. The fact that he even knows how to do this impresses Yuffie indefinitely. The Avalanche ladies try to crack the code.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Vincent V., Yuffie K. - Complete
The Weak Link by Teefarino reviews
On the day Zuko is banished, Azula says goodbye to him the only way she knows how. Featuring rudeness and almost-family bonding! Almost.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
It's Kind of a Funny Story by Like A Dove reviews
During his coronation feast Zuko is reminded of one of the few human moments he has ever had with his sister.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
When I Was Young by Midna3452 reviews
"One thing you should know about me before I continue- I wasn't always the black substance that lives in Crona's bloodstream. No, I used to be completely different. I used to be human." My name is the Demon Sword, Ragnarok, and this is my story.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,048 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Ragnarok - Complete
Boredom by OhJay reviews
Zack's suffering from extreme boredom and comes up with a list of 350 things he can do...This can only mean trouble for everyone else. Crack, NO YAOI! Implied ZackxAerith and CloudxTifa.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Zack F. - Complete
Opheliac by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Ozai may not be able to bend, but he's hardly powerless. Desperate to stop his father before civil war breaks out, Zuko is forced to turn to the only person who can possibly outsmart him: Azula. / Sokka/Azula.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,445 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Azula, Sokka
The Perverted Facts of Life by OwlinAMinor reviews
Thanks to Max, Fang has to ask Iggy what he knows about The Facts of Life. This triggers Iggy to recite The Perverted Facts of Life in its entirety. And Angel listens to the whole thing. Based of The Facts of Life, for Saint's Sequels Contest.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,495 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
The revival of Aeris by StephenThePlaystationDude reviews
A final Fantasy 7 parody! Cloud, Barret and Yuffie, have a silent funeral when Aeris is murdered by Sephiroth. Yuffie tries to give a suggestion about her death but no one listens. Warning: Strong language and lots of Yuffie bashing! Not for Yuffie fans!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Cloud S., Yuffie K. - Complete
TAE Bloopers by Aleria14 reviews
Have you ever wondered what screw ups the MR characters made while making the first book? Well, here's your chance to find out. The Flock could never get it all right on the first try, and they enjoy being difficult for the directors. Some Fax. R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,809 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 3/31/2010
Most Formidable by Wind Spark reviews
"Medusa," he whispered against her throat. "Please. I want to keep it," he begged her, and she smiled cruelly and tugged at his hair. "Why not?" she replied. Yes, she would. She would have the baby. And then, she would let him kill it. Side Stein/Marie
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Franken Stein, Medusa G.
Convenience by twostrandsofmelody reviews
Éponine and Enjolras discover that being alone has it's downsides, but a life made out convenience can one day be met with a heart full of love. AU
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,894 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Complete
Play Nice by stingrae90 reviews
Lu Ten just wanted some quality time with his well-behaved little cousins. He didn't want to listen to a miniature version of the arguments his father and uncle had when they tried to talk to each other. Looks like he just can't win...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Lu Ten, Zuko - Complete
The Good Son by Sojourney reviews
A series of interludes during Death the Kid's childhood, the bond between father and son, and how Shinigami has learned to cope with his son's eccentricities. First in the Triskelion series.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,595 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Death The Kid, Lord Death/Shinigami-sama - Complete
I Love Him by Lady Nightwisp reviews
Oneshot, What Raoul would do if Christine chose the Phantom? E/C, onesided R/C, No Raoul-bashing
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Complete
Some Things Get Deleted For A Reason by tgypwya reviews
Fang has left, and Max has taken it upon herself to sort through his belongings. But something she finds on his laptop will change how she views Fang forever... and cause fangirls everywhere to freak the hell out. Oneshot unless you guys really love it.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Dylan, Iggy - Complete
Teaching Respect by Breech Loader reviews
Pete once said his son respects him, but this fanfic tells P.J's side of the story, as he speaks bluntly about how his father teaches 'respect'. Contains graphic descriptions of child abuse.
Goof Troop - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Complete
Fill the Moon by Damned Lolita reviews
One little girl, trapped in a body with one big monster. One Organization, one purpose. Fourteen people, lost without their hearts. A trap laid by the one thing they'd hoped to possess. In the end, even when the darkness wins, you have to fight back.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 195,550 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Zexion, Vexen - Complete
Something Sweet by Hillside Dancing On reviews
Some cling to the memory of time spent growing up. Crona doesn't dare forget. Ficlets.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,725 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Crona, Medusa G. - Complete
trapped in a silent fiction by bellmare reviews
if only she had power over her own memories. —Naminé, Organisation XIII.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,657 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Naminé - Complete
Scarves by Val-Creative reviews
Holding up in Baba Yaga's castle at the time was mildly boring if anything at all. With the exception of the wine cellar. Arachne/Asura. Anime-based. Standalone. SPOILERS. Requested.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Arachne G., Asura - Complete
inexorability by bellmare reviews
nobody can escape from the inevitabilities of fate and circumstance. —Larxene.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Larxene - Complete
Foxglove by Annwyd reviews
A twist in life and the Games changes the way Cinna sees the world forever. Just why did he ask for District 12, anyway?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Cinna, Finnick O. - Complete
The Ups and Downs of Yuffie and Her Playstation by BruHaeven reviews
Yuffie receives a PS2 for her birthday...and drags Vincent along with her into the gamer world. Will she ever share the controls with him or will he be forced to simply watch her antics day after day? semi-related drabbles. Not-so-slight YxV
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,680 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Yuffie K., Vincent V.
Ouroboros by milkmoth reviews
Deception, darkness, death. Over and over. The way of the snake. Medusa-centric; some Medusa/Stein, some Chrona, others. Dark, introspective.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,032 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Medusa G., Franken Stein - Complete
Shakespeare's Dilemmas: A RomeoXJuliet Spoof by Dhragonis-Slytherin reviews
Basically my English homework with funny and random comments annotated all over it. Featuring lots of weird and wrong words eg swearing. If you don't know the basic storyline, you'll get confused. Very funny if you're bored or mental. I promise. CrackFic.
Romeo and Juliet - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Complete
Only You by Ariadne Eire Cerridwyn reviews
Deep down she knew that her non-existent heart belonged to one person, and no one else. drabble. Femslash.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Naminé, Larxene - Complete
Tightrope by MarshmellowDragon reviews
What if Maka had taken Crona's strike and been infected with the black blood first? When the line between right and wrong suddenly decides to go missing, strength is what you define it to be.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,730 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Maka A.
Colors by Ninja-band-aid reviews
She's been so alone for so long. It's all his fault. But that doesn't change the fact that he's the only one around. Marluxia x Namine, one-sided Axel x Namine, implied Marluxia x Larxene. Intense.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 28,725 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Naminé, Marluxia - Complete
Innocence by Ariadne Eire Cerridwyn reviews
They say white is the color of innocence, but for her it was only a mask. LarxNam drabble. Rated T just to be safe. Femslash.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Larxene, Naminé - Complete
What it Means to Lose Control by WallofIllusion reviews
When Stein has to give up control in order to fight, some are more than willing to step in and claim it from him. Predominantly MedusaxStein, but focuses on Stein and his interactions with others in general. "Psychological" would be a better genre label.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,393 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Franken Stein, Medusa G. - Complete
The Blackmail of the Pilot by InfernalHalo reviews
Yuffie gets some dirt on her favorite drunken, swearing pilot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Yuffie K., Cid H. - Complete
Advent Children Bloopers by LoliBat reviews
Because Advent Children is not complete without bloopers. No pairing, rated T to be safe. No characters were harmed in the production of this story.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Cloud S.
Dylan's Face by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
For all those haters of Dylan, or just those who love a good insult. A list of the terrible things Dylan's face has brought upon us. It's a Maximum Ride fan's version of Chuck Norris jokes!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Dylan
How Romeo and Juliet Should have Ended by Arlothia reviews
So this is another retelling of how a story should have ended. I really like writing in Shakespearean English. Hopefully more people have read R&J. I don't think many people have read The Most Dangerous Game. Hope you like it. Please R&R!
Romeo and Juliet - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Romeo, Juliet - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8150 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Black and Brown and Blue by Cy Fur reviews
A study on power, and what it means, exactly. May have triggers for self injury and sexual assault. Larxene/Namine.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Larxene, Naminé - Complete
coils by bellmare reviews
the problem was that nobody knew where the point of no return lay. —Stein/Medusa.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Medusa G., Franken Stein - Complete
All Those Times by Electrical-Socket
All those times, the first to the last, Naminé remembers them all... LarxNam, sort of not quite MarNam, a collection of mini chapters - I'll update this fairly often, so I hope. Rated M for later chapters.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Larxene, Naminé
Two No More by Alabaster86 reviews
Mai and Zuko are expecting their first child.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 116,707 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Mai, Zuko - Complete
TwoBit's version of THE TALK by ParzivalHallows reviews
In the book, it mentions Two-Bit giving ponyboy a lecture of girls and Ponyboy wanting to crawl under the floorboards and die...here's that fateful talk that he gave Ponyboy. M JUST IN CASE.
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Two Bit M., Ponyboy C. - Complete
A Time Out's Punishment by MiyabitaYozora reviews
Annoyed with the constant questions Namine asks him, Vexen sends her into a time out. But once Marluxia finds out what happened, nothing will end well. Rated for violence
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Marluxia, Naminé - Complete
A Shoulder to Cry On by stingrae90 reviews
The only way we win is together." Azula always lies. She doesn't really need her brother. At least not anymore. But there was a time when she really did need his support.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Zuko, Azula - Complete
Mind Game by o0Kamikaze0o reviews
Azula loves to play with her big brother, especially in his head.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
He Sees the Dawn by The One And Only Lobster reviews
One-shot. The morning after Firelord Azulon's death, Azula reflects about her family. Genfic.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
Suture by Luc Court reviews
Pre-series, spoilers. Spirit's partnership with Stein has its share of rough patches. All too soon, he learns more about how he must keep his meister in check.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Franken Stein, Spirit A./Death Scythe - Complete
Missions by Xochiquetzal reviews
Marluxia and Larxene complete their missions, much to Xemnas' dissatisfaction. For a 100-themes challenge. Marluxia and Larxene, coupled in later chapters. Some questionable content and lost of mentions of homosexuality. In Progress.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 9,251 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Marluxia, Larxene
The Invisible Girl by Risingashes reviews
Azula was not always a prodigy.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
Gear by Xochiquetzal reviews
Larxene thinks about the many aspects of Marluxia's personality and his relationship with her. Happy 1211 Day! :D 1211. Oneshot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,809 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Larxene, Marluxia - Complete
Helpless by gypsy season reviews
She is there to make sure that he eats, that he sleeps, to give him someone to talk to. But she knows she cannot help him. Stein, Marie
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Franken Stein, Marie M.
Girl Talk by idiotique reviews
Frustrated over the fact she's the only girl in an all-male organization Larxene seeks advice - and maybe a little bit of solace - in the only other female residing in The Castle That Never Was: Naminé.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,140 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Larxene, Naminé - Complete
Ruse by Five Minute Obsessions reviews
The newly-crowned Fire Lord pays his sister a visit.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Azula, Zuko
Rag Dollies by Scribbler reviews
Marluxia found Naminé and brought her to the Organisation. Then he was set to guard her. She knew Nobodies had no emotions, so why was she so attached to her jailer? Why didn't she have the same connection with any other Nobody? At least, until Axel ...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,090 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Naminé, Marluxia
Just As Venomous by Narroch reviews
A smaller Medusa is still just as venomous. MedusaxStein. Short, dark, disturbing.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Franken Stein, Medusa G. - Complete
Clopin's Wake Up Call by Lone Warrior2 reviews
Based off a Fan art by Cripsy-Gypsy off deviantart. Clopin has a rude awakening by a cute little predator. Please read and review, and for the love of ice cream view the fan art! Rated for three swear words and one tiny joke children wouldn't get*ONESHOT*
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Complete
This Is What You Haven't Been Told by Orchid Falls reviews
Twenty facts that Shibusen holds and will never tell. Various characters.
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete
Combustion Countdown by snappleducated reviews
When Zuko’s burned, branded, scarred, Azula smiles because it’s the expression most familiar to her, and she doesn’t want to think about what she should be doing instead. — Azula, Zuko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
Gozen and the Feather Kids by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Gozen went to Antarctica so he could get his lollipop back and save the pygmy marmosets. But then, as he captured the feather kids Gerald, the UD, sent him for, he met Fuzzles. Gozen loves his Fuzzles. This is Gozen's story of The Final Warning...Kinda
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Gozen, Fang - Complete
Nothing is Everything by Raeni ftw reviews
I give you nothing, but still, it's everything - because nothing was what you had in the first place." // Larxene x Namine. Oneshot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Larxene, Naminé - Complete
Never Leave by FireFalconDeux reviews
Marluxia and a companion decide to play a little 'game'... OneShot. Possible OOC and AU, rated M for language and 'adult themes'. Pairing is a secret. :c Please review!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Marluxia, Naminé - Complete
Weakness by Raeni ftw reviews
Every one of her features begs to be broken-- Larxene x Namine. Oneshot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Larxene, Naminé - Complete
Teddy Bear by Arcticwaters reviews
After a few hours, the only thing she could think of was going to one of the other members. Two choices came to her, but going to Roxas would have been much too awkward. So she found herself knocking on the door of Number XII.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Larxene, Naminé - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 2,099 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Shadows of the Past by keylee reviews
No treatment at the mental health place has worked to bring Azula back to at least semi-normal, so the Fire Sages see no option left except execution. All they need is the Firelord's approval...But would Zuko really allow them to murder his little sister?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,937 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
Hummingbird by Spirit of The Gauntlets reviews
One shot. Slight Marl/Nami and Sor/Nami The smallest experience can have the greatest consequences. An unexpected visitor gives Namine one of the most precious gifts in the world: hope. Rated T for hints of abuse.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,049 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Naminé, Marluxia - Complete
Pain in the Axel by dragonnova reviews
Axel decides that the middle of the night is the perfect time to drag Roxas along and seek revenge on the petty wrongs fellow Organization members have inflicted upon him. Oh the horror... the horror.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,733 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Axel - Complete
Out of Context by YourConscience813 reviews
Marluxia decides to take Naminé for a romantic stroll through his flower garden. But when he explains his intentions to fellow members, things get taken out of context. MarluxiaxNaminé. Hints of MarxZex, MarxLar, and MarxAku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,777 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Marluxia, Naminé - Complete
The Pillow Prank by Firebloom reviews
Oneshot. Larxene hatches a little plotted prank to get back at her Superior. And she's taking Marluxia along for the ride.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Larxene, Marluxia - Complete
A Purpose Born by Xeal II reviews
Cloud discovers an old journal, containing within its yellowed pages the story of Professor Gast & Ifalna; of how Aerith came to be. Bittersweet and very Clerisy.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,458 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Ifalna, Aerith G. - Complete
100 Ways to Kill Raoul Vicomte de Chagny by Raven Black and Jinks Loather reviews
After a year of compiling ways to kill this evil FOP who we all know and hate, the list has finally come out! Enjoy, Raoul loathers!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
Web of Lies by aphelion-orion reviews
The truth is an ugly, ugly thing. [KH:CoM, LarxeneNaminé overtones, hints at other pairings]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Naminé, Larxene - Complete
Sweet by lewdness reviews
Naminé doesn't like the gifts Larxene brings her. [LarxeneNaminé][oneshot drabble][dubcon]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Larxene, Naminé - Complete
Whatever Makes Her Happy by silverstrings reviews
Shirts are over rated anyway. [MarluxiaLarxene, prompt 'Amusement']
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Marluxia, Larxene - Complete
The Nymph, the Witch, and the Agitator by Margret Esmerelda Note Spelling reviews
Larxene and Namine get stuck with laundry duty. Larxene decides to twist it to her advantage, entertainmentwise.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Larxene, Naminé - Complete
101 Ways to Get Punjabbed by Erik by Theater Raven reviews
A list of absolute no nos when residing with Erik.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Erik - Complete
A Picture of Two by surestsmile reviews
Then you can be the remedy, and I can be the enemy. [CoM LJ challenge, MaruNami]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Marluxia, Naminé - Complete
The Facts of Life by ChinoYaEejit reviews
On the night before harry's birthday James shares some of the more important facts of life with him R/R pleaz...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 20 - Published: 7/15/2003 - James P., Harry P.
Cry In The Night by LadyKayoss reviews
Four years before the events of the game, Aeris is a prisoner of Dr. Hojo's and the subject of his experiments.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,648 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/16/2002 - Aerith G., Prof. Hojo - Complete
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Mad Love
There was not a moment in their lives that they were not side by side, one way or the other. 50 Sentences, Asura/Vajra.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Published: 4/1 - Arachne G., Asura, Lord Death/Shinigami-sama - Complete
11 Drunk Nobodies Play Slender reviews
While Xemnas and Saix are away, the rest of the Organization decides to steal his booze and play a game. Xigbar gets his ass kicked, Axel gives birth to a chocobo, Roxas and Zexion are scarred for life, Luxord can't form a coherent sentence, Xaldin thinks he's Chuck Norris, Larxene's attempts to get laid fail miserably, Marluxia is a total wuss, and Demyx provides background music.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,712 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Axel, Roxas, Demyx, Organization XIII
The Once and Future King
For nineteen years, Prince Aziru, son of Azula, is raised to feel nothing but burning hatred for his family of traitors, and to win back his mother's throne and his own birthright at any cost. He is trained to fight for the day he dethrones Fire Lord Zuko - the day he kills his father. Contains ZUCEST.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,530 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 2/22 - Zuko, Azula, OC
My Child
For decades, Levi has been hounded by a demon, and for all that time he has been able to resist giving in to his enticing words and selling away his soul. But now Levi is forced to make the most painful choice of his life - lose his soul, or lose his own child? RivaMika.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,580 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2 - Eren Y., Levi H., Mikasa A., Z. Hanji - Complete
He'll Never Be My Son reviews
From the moment he saw Crona's life begin to the moment he left it for the last time, Orochimaru never truly saw him as his child. Medusa/Orochimaru.
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru, Crona, Medusa G.
A Very Soul Eater Christmas
All the meisters and weapons celebrate Christmas, with parties, presents, and tons of holiday spirit! Soul/Maka, Stein/Marie, Kim/Jacqueline.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,542 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Crona, Maka A., Soul Eater
Darkness Born
The cold, power-hungry Assassin and the fierce, sadistic Nymph: what led them to become the way they are? What was in their past that drove them to evil? What kind of darkness created Marluxia and Larxene? MarLar, rated T for various mature themes.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,779 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Larxene, Marluxia
Field of Innocence reviews
From a few moments of happiness as a child, to the conquest of Ba Sing Se, one way or another Lu Ten has always been there for his youngest cousin. Rated T for child abuse and character death.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,516 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Zuko, Azula, Ozai, Lu Ten
The Assassin and the Nymph reviews
"We've always been so close, since before we lost our hearts...We'll stay together until we both fade away." Fifty moments in the lives of Marluxia and Larxene.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Larxene, Marluxia - Complete
Tenebris Lux reviews
When the Opera Populaire is restored and reopened after 16 years, Raoul and Christine's daughter and the adopted son of the Phantom meet and fall in love. Will they survive with their love intact, or will they be torn apart?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,219 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Erik
Lost Name reviews
"...Victors. In seventy-four years, we have had exactly two." We all know Haymitch, but who was the other victor? Whose story was never told? This is the Hunger Games of Tirion Sagitto, the first victor of District Twelve.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,024 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Katniss E.
The Hanging Tree reviews
Misa, after six months of suffering in a deep depression after the death of Light, suddenly gets a strange urge to go into a familiar woods...and what she finds there is the last thing she ever dreamed she would run into... Songfic to "The Hanging Tree" from the Hunger Games trilogy.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,039 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Light Y., Misa A. - Complete
Tombstones reviews
Slim visits the graves of the other characters after their deaths, and observes some very strange, very humorous epitaphs...This is the result of a Halloween night sugar high with my friends. A oneshot of entirely random hilarity.
Of Mice and Men - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Complete
It's Just Not Max's Day, Is It? reviews
Ari's ghost is bored. So he decides to join forces with The Voice and sing to Max all day long to annoy her. Max's day goes downhill from there once she finds out what the rest of the flock is up to...Rated for questionable content.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,163 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Ari B., Max
Brother, My Brother Part I: Promised reviews
What if Damien wasn't the only son of the Devil? Meet Adrian Thorn, Damien's closest companion, fiercest protector, and older half-brother.
Omen - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,449 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011
Storm reviews
A boy grieves for his sister after she is killed in a shark attack and he is crushed at her loss. Not directly related to Jaws, but I thought it would be the best place to put this poem. Dark, somewhat bloody, angsty.
Jaws - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Complete
And Now For Something Completely Different reviews
...An Omen PARODY! Damien's confrontation with Mark does not exactly go as planned, and hilarity ensues.
Omen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Complete
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