Sasquatch Kumquats
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Joined 06-04-11, id: 2963490, Profile Updated: 03-08-13
Author has written 3 stories for Kuroshitsuji, and Homestuck.

HI.

Well then, I guess you can call me Sasquatch Kumquats.

Gender: Biologically speaking, female.
Occupation(s): Full-time tenth grader, grammar Nazi, connoisseur of fine video games, books/manga, television programs/American cartoons/anime and yaoi fanfiction, and an avid Homestuck.
Cosplays: L Lawliet from Death Note, England and Canada from Hetalia, and soon to be Gamzee Makara and John Egbert from Homestuck. I'd very much like to cosplay a girl, though.
Written Works: Twilight Reminiscence (Sadstuck DaveJohn one-shot.), Stay A While, It's Cold Outside (Suggestive DirkJake one-shot.), and The Diary of Ciel Phantomhive (Twenty chapters of me bullshitting the daily shenanigans and inner thoughts of Ciel Phantomhive. DISCONTINUED.)

Other: My friend and I are going to be working on an interactive Homestuck Truth or Dare fanfiction on our joint account! :D The username is dualWin C and S. Drop a follow and keep an eye out for that. :3 Also, follow HER account! She writes really good, REALLY long Homestuck fanfictions. XD Examples: Meet The Ancestors, and Highblood vs Highblood. Her username is PotentiallyHarmful.

Also, I'm going to be at AnimeNEXT in June! :D I'll definitely be there Saturday, and quite possibly Sunday as well. :3 I'll update this bit later when I figure out who my friend and I are going to cosplay. XD


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Forrest Gump by Blue.Fox91 reviews
Edd has been asked to do an interview with the Star of the Football team, which he thoroughly dreads. However, while interviewing the enemy, they get caught in a freak storm, which gives them plenty of time to get to know each other, as well as themselves. KevEdd, yaoi, don't like it, don't read it. Rating for language, could go up though!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,753 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Edd, Kevin
Double D's dilemma by scrachatron reviews
Edd has been accepted to do computer developments which is basically an advanced class in the making of components and software in the production of a computer. He's living in his own flat just out of town alone (for now) Kevin appears back in Edd's life and romantic chayos is to ensue Kevedd pairing Kevinxedd In progress
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,258 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Edd, Kevin
A Game of Cat and Mouse by KevEddinReverse reviews
An AU story of the pairing reverse Kev/Edd. Where Eddward is the intelligent bully, and Kevin is the small nerd. After leaving for a summer at swimming camp, Edd has come home a tad bit early to wreak havoc in the cul-de-sac. Over the course of a few short weeks before school starts up a huge "event" happens between the two.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,150 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Edd, Kevin
Runners by Amulet Joker reviews
"About one thirty-sixth of Derse's population have special powers. Some, very few, are psionics like you; others have animalistic characteristics, some have even been known to fly, but the vast majority don't even know. The Batterwitch can't stand us, so tried to wipe us out. Unfortunately for her, you can't stop genetics." Urban AU, main cast.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,359 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Dave S., Karkat V., Gamzee M., Sollux C.
My Dorky Neighbor Can't Be This Cute by sexxibug reviews
[Rewrite of Sociophobia] Sharing lunches and shopping trips, and Kevin trying to cope with his increasing crush on Double D. [Kevedd, rated T for Kevin's big mouth]
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,449 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Edd, Kevin
A Double-Eddged Sword by l0velyfe reviews
[Sequel to The Double-D Dare; set 1.5 years after] Kevin and Edd graduated high school & their relationship remained strong as months passed. But how will they cope with the separation as they head off to different colleges? [Kevedd, now complete, rated M]
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,469 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Edd, Eddy, Kevin - Complete
The Pianist on the Subway by JustDrinkTea reviews
There have always been musicians playing at the subway station; the has-been's, the wanna-be's... They've been there for as long as you can remember. But one day, when you are about 20, you finally hear something fantastic: a keyboard, played by none other than a certain John Egbert. JohnDave, DaveJohn, Hammertime, Pepsicola
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,260 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 6/9/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
The Double-D Dare by l0velyfe reviews
Kevin never has backed down from a double-dare, but his buds have really come up with a good one this time. What happens when a harmless bet becomes something more? [[Kevedd, now complete]]
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,414 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 2,339 - Follows: 1,726 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
Excuse Me While I Kiss This Ed by Mr. Apocalypse reviews
During a party, a bet is placed. Edd finds himself in a terribly embarrassing situation that's going to take some time to get use to. What an interesting month it will make for him. EddxKevin. Reviews greatly appreciated.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,968 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Edd, Kevin
I Will Wait For You by GurrenLasagna reviews
Edd moves away from Peach Creek because of his fathers job, with out telling anyone other then his two best friends he was leaving, but returns later during the Second year of high school. But someone is really unhappy with him about leaving with out saying a word.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Edd, Kevin
The Hardest Part of This is Leaving You by IAmTheLamp reviews
Dave's world starts to fall apart when his older brother is diagnosed with cancer.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 22,660 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S., Bro
A Little Moment In Time by notebookthief reviews
A 30 Day OTP Challenge for BroJohn. Some smut, some fluff. (This is one of those AU's where Dirk and Bro are pretty much the same person).
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 9,511 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - John E., Bro
Complicated by HuMaN-EaTiNg-PaNdA -HEP reviews
Kevin has problems with coming out and acts differently with Edd in private than in public. Edd just wants the secrets to stop. Will Kevin come to his senses in time to work it out?
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,078 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
Hold Me Through The Storm-JohnDave by xMidnightxInkX reviews
Cute JohnDave fluff, John's terrified of thunderstorms can't blame him and Dave, who was on his way over anyway, comforts him... I'm rating T cause there may be some mild swearing and semi suggestive themes... but its all fluff *finished* ***...due to recent reviews, I'm obligated to ask you to please go here /topic/139648/94677216/1/Hold-Me-Through-The-Storm ***
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,500 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 9/5/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
DirkJake oneshots by Pecandy reviews
just a few unrelated smutshots with these cutes
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,940 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Dirk S., Jake E.
DirkBaby Dave by TotallyCapriciousFaygoFag reviews
Dirk is trying to make ends meet while taking care of his little brother.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Bro, Dave S.
Sweater Weather by eighteenfortyone reviews
Things don't change unless the people do. [For your missing dose of KevEdd]
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,490 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
A Sure Thing by Mesita reviews
[KevEdd] Edd works at the campus coffee shop where Kevin is a regular customer. Kevin's father is a prominent member of the University Board and Edd's only hope for his desired future. Kevin is struggling to maintain a C average in order to remain on the Basketball team. Surely the two of them can work out some kind of deal... [Coffee Shop/College AU]
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,820 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
A Love Reserved for Fairy Tales by Ai Enmaxjigoku shoujo reviews
When Nat moved into Peach Creek he never expected to make so many great friends, fall in love, and fall out of love all in a year's time. Onesided Nat/Edd. Kevedd. [Ed Edd n Eddy belongs to Danny Antonucci and Nat and the cover art both belong to c2ndy2c1d]
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,876 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Edd, Kevin
On the Corner by scarlettshazam reviews
In their senior year of high school, Edd still wants to focus on keeping his grades in order - everything else can wait. But when Kevin needs something from him, they make a deal. This arrangement can only end in tears. KevEdd.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,075 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Edd, Kevin
Old Habits Die Hard by l0velyfe reviews
It's been 3 years since Nat last saw Rave. New hair, new job, new... Fiancé? Nat's not one to give up so easily, oh no, he's persistent. But can he win Rave back? [Nave, rated M for language and future smut]
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,692 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013
Disconnect by SandXDemonX13 reviews
It all started with an accident made in a moment of panic. Luck had been on his side then though, leading him to find the one who had begun to win his heart in the most unlikeliest of people. And now it was up to him to make right all he'd done wrong in his life, starting here, with Edd. But nobody said that it'd ever be easy, and Kevin was about to figure that out the hard way.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,983 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Edd, Kevin
Alarm Clock by Sky-Pirate-Tat reviews
Drabble. Edd's alarm goes off and Kevin can't turn it off.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
Making a Scene by Mesita reviews
For their six month anniversary, Kevin takes Edd out for a nice dinner. They quickly learn that not being "out" in public is not as easy as they thought. Trigger Warnings: Homophobic slurs.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
After School Practice by imoutokilla reviews
Kevin hears something interesting about Edd, so the jock uses the excuse that he needs tutoring to get closer to Edd and hang out with him and surprise him with a celebratory night of drinking. Conflicted feelings, angst, drama, and a few sweet moments ensue.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,441 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Edd, Kevin
Again by SandXDemonX13 reviews
It had happened once, years ago when they'd been in junior high, and now again, leaving Edd broken and crying alone in his room, but now Kevin would be there to help him. Kevedd, one-shot. Established relationship.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
Promises in Silver by Amulet Joker reviews
"Being together for twelve years, since the two of you were six, you think it might be time to make it official. " A cheering-up gift for my ex-Moirail. Simple, short, hopefully sweet DaveKat.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/9/2013 - [Dave S., Karkat V.] - Complete
Homecoming by MidnightxDawn reviews
Edd is afraid to make a fool of himself at homecoming to the fact he can't dance. The only thing is, will Kevin even ask him? (Kevedd)
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Edd, Kevin, Nazz
Secret Rendezvous by l0velyfe reviews
After a swim meet between Peach Creek and Lemon Brook, Kevin has a little run-in with a stranger who looks a lot like Double D... [Prompted oneshot, Regular!Kevin and Reverse!Edd]
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
Dance with Me, Dork by General Button reviews
Last year's Peach Creek Jr. High annual school dance was a distaster. Double D isn't looking forward to another one. This time, though, something's different.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,339 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
Thunderstorms by Snowinglullaby reviews
Who knew that thunderstorms could bring people together?
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/26/2013 - [Edd, Kevin] - Complete
You're Mine by l0velyfe reviews
Themed oneshot prompt. On a sunny day at the beach, a threat to their relationship drives Kevin to remind Edd who he belongs to.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
Fight Me Like You Do by scarlettshazam reviews
Double D doesn't like to see a person in pain, even if that person happens to be Kevin. But sometimes, a little kindness can be taken a long way. Smutty KevEdd oneshot.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,732 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
It Was Pretty Obvious by ShovelChin reviews
Edd struggles with his desires for Kevin, and the other boy seems like he's purposefully trying to make it worse.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,243 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Kevin, Edd - Complete
Charcoal and Scars by Amulet Joker reviews
-COMPLETE-"Karkat is someone hiding from memories of past problems and traumas, and finds solace in the unlikeliest of souls and inspiration in the meekest of bodies. The lines between friendship and something more blur as lines between hate and fear collide..." Continued inside. T for KK and his mouth, and some blood. SolKat.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 74,933 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - [Karkat V., Sollux C.] Jade H., OC - Complete
Blaze by Inumaru12 reviews
AU. John finds a kitten and is determined to keep it; Bro isn't so sure. BroJohn. Prompt from tumblr!
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Bro, John E. - Complete
Jealousy by Inumaru12 reviews
AU. Dave wasn't jealous that his brother and his supposed best friend were spending more time with each other then spending time with him. He wasn't. No siree, he's not in the least jealous...he just realizes how lonely it is by himself. Prompt from my Tumblr. BroJohn, older-male/younger-male relationship
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Bro, John E. - Complete
Kid Brother's Best Friend by uuughhh
Birthday drabble for Ava about how Bro kinda wants John who totally wants Bro and the insistent little brat should kiss and make up with his best friend, not his best friend's brother. Happy birthday.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bro, John E.
Dave Strider's Hot Brother by cautiousAlbatross reviews
John realises Dave's bro is actually kind of really hot. Shenanigans ensue.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Bro, John E. - Complete
The Beat of Silence by Amulet Joker reviews
"He keeps his scarlet eyes trained away from the crowd, away from the flashing neon lights, and focused in the turntables in front of him. Sometimes you'd say he's more dedicated to music than you are." Humanstuck DaveKat Oneshot. T just in case, general for lack of a better one. Better summary inside, sorry for crappy quality and shortness - '
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/5/2013 - [Dave S., Karkat V.] - Complete
Bittersweet without the Sweet by soldmysoultofullmetal
Dave likes John who likes Rose who likes Jade who likes Dave. Each chapter is dedicated to one of the kids as they struggle to understand their feelings and decide whether to act on them or move on.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Dave S., John E.
Time Tampering by KimuraSato reviews
When he gets trapped in the past, Danny never thought of how his meddling would affect the present. (Vlad x Danny)
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 79,646 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Turpentine Flash by Amulet Joker reviews
"In which you are an introverted photographer nervous about taking pictures of people, and cannot resist a certain blonde with shades that just so happens to be reading your favorite book." DaveKat, oneshot, drabble-y. Technically, this is my English Final, but wrote it to be DaveKat. General just because, T just in case? There's no swearing because it was for school.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/30/2013 - [Karkat V., Dave S.] - Complete
Thank You For The Venom by soldmysoultofullmetal reviews
As soon as the two of you are secluded, she pounces, pinning you against the wall and pressing her lips against yours. "God, you're pathetic." Her words would be a slap in the face to anyone else, but you long for her venom.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Vriska S., Tavros N. - Complete
Love You Too, Asshole by Amulet Joker reviews
"In which KK has a bad day at work, Sollux starts freaking out, threatens to kick the ass of all KK's coworkers, and then major cuddles ensue." There you go, full story right there. SolKat, oneshot, crappy quality, of no relevance to anything I've previously written. T for KK's mouth. Humanized because I can't write trolls. Sorry for the bad summary; 'might reedit it later.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2013 - [Karkat V., Sollux C.] - Complete
Untitled by Amulet Joker reviews
"In which Karkat contemplates his life after he escapes from his imprisonment as a boy growing up homeless." Series of oneshots within a New York City type-setting, mostly little drabbles under the theme "There's Always Been Something." General because I don't know what else to put, and is now Romance for latest chapter. -Unfortunately Discontinued-
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013 - [Karkat V., Sollux C.] - Complete
Atramentum by Amulet Joker reviews
"With ink in his skin and smoke on his breath, I realize that with life, there's just one left." Short poem cataloging my idea of an Urban AU where Karkat has tattoos. The picture is as close as I could get to tats on him. T for the fact tattoos scare some people. May or may not continue into a oneshot.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Karkat V. - Complete
Of Freckles and Silver by Amulet Joker reviews
Series of SolKat oneshots about Book Nerd Sollux and Blonde KK. T for swearing throughout, friendship for lack of a better one. Discontinued, and therefore complete. Thank you guys for your support :3
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,042 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/10/2013 - [Karkat V., Sollux C.] - Complete
Highblood ancestor vs highblood decendant by PotentiallyHarmful reviews
Act 1: The troll kids are in for an ass kicking when the Grand Highblood visits their sad little rock in space.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,029 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Karkat V., Gamzee M., The Grand Highblood
When Stars Go Dim by Amulet Joker reviews
"His eyes are gray, dull, lackluster. My stars have gone out, and I don't know if I'll get them back." Small SolKar sadstuck. No major character death, but T for language. Hurt/Comfort and Tragedy for obvious reasons. Part of the SolKat series "Of Freckles and Silver".
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2013 - [Sollux C., Karkat V.] - Complete
Help Me Pa22 The Tiime by xMidnightxInkX reviews
Sollux and Karkat are Moirails but Sollux has a secret, he's been hiding a major flushcrush from Karkat. One day the Gemini finds himself bored with nothing to do, until he decides to go pay his best friend a visit. *a work of pure amateur kink spurred by boredom* **I apologize in advance to Geminis who don't like their patron being sexed up, I understand completely, I'm a Gemini**
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Sollux C., Karkat V.
Wet Paint by EffingUnicorn reviews
Sollux Captor is the rudest, most inconsiderate asshole you've ever met, and there's no way a distinguished individual such as yourself would ever associate yourself with a juvenile delinquent like him. Except that you do. And may his messed up teeth aren't all that bad in the end. erisol high school au because we totally need another one of those.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Eridan A., Sollux C.
Breathe (Ceremonials) by Amulet Joker reviews
"Just breathe, Sollux. Freaking out never saved anybody, so just... breathe." SolKat one shot. Companion piece to "Freckles", "Stars", "Break-In", and "Constellation Counting", all of which are now part of the series "Of Freckles and Silver". T because it's Homestuck, general because humor really doesn't apply and the fluff category doesn't exist.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2013 - [Sollux C., Karkat V.] - Complete
Staking Claim by MistressKiko reviews
You don't care what anyone says. Bro Strider is yours. AU.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Bro, John E.
Stars by Amulet Joker reviews
"You're always holding onto stars, I think they're better from afar." Short SolKat one shot. Uses one line from Fun's song "Stars". Sort of companion piece to my other fic "Freckles", but you don't have to read that one first. T because KK, and it's Homestuck. Part of the series "Of Freckles and Silver."
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2012 - [Sollux C., Karkat V.] - Complete
Freckles by Amulet Joker reviews
"His freckles weren't the first thing I noticed about him, but they sure as hell kept me looking." Short SolKat oneshot. Cover Picture is not exactly how I imagine him, but it's the closest I could get. T for language. I really wish Fluff could be a genre. Lazy summary is lazy. Beginning piece in the series "Of Freckles and Silver".
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2012 - [Sollux C., Karkat V.] - Complete
In Life by Amulet Joker reviews
"In life, there will be someone who will bring out the best in you, who will love you and stick with you forever. Unless that person is taken away, and leaves you wondering 'Why it's all worth it'" Short one-shot drabble in kind of free-verse form. Non-implied SolKat, based on cover picture.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2012 - [Sollux C., Karkat V.] - Complete
A DirkJake Christmas by JinxDestroy reviews
What happens when Dirk and Jake get toys and alcohol for Christmas? Established relationship, lemon, bondage, toys, etc. Don't like, don't read. Christmas gift for my friend Marissa. Enjoy!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Smile by Perdue reviews
John loves it when Dave smiles, because his smiles aren't just a simple movement of facial muscles for him; he smiles with his whole body.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Bowling Night by MattieCanada1 reviews
Roxy, Dirk, Jane and Jake decide to going out for a night of bowling - with more than bowling in mind.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,350 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Jane C., Roxy L. - Complete
A Homestuck Christmas Story by TotallyCapriciousFaygoFag reviews
Several Chapters Covering my favorite homestuck pairings. Rated M for adult content in some of the other chapters.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,013 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Dave S., John E.
Unwound by Miss-LoveManic reviews
John Egbert is quite smitten with the new girl in town, and Dave Strider couldn't care less. But what happens when he does care? Who will "win" her affections? [Rated T for language and sexual references/themes. John x OC x Dave, with implied and onesided Dave x John later on.][Please visit my profile for an important message.]
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,777 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - John E., Dave S.
Enough Mistakes Between by Kardiasteria reviews
It can sometimes be an incredible pain in the ass to comfort an upset, pissy little brat- Especially when you have the propensity to be a pissy little brat yourself. You do it anyway. Solkat fluffies for shits and giggles.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,152 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Sollux C., Karkat V. - Complete
Hey Dave by Athenian Gemini reviews
Follow up on a comic on MSPA Booru where John crawls across Dave's lap to get some juice and distracts him, resulting in the loss of a boss match. Hammertime. Fluff. One shot. Rated for language.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Records And Spades by The Green Yoshi reviews
A collection of DaveKat short stories. First Homestuck fic! Rated T for obvious reasons
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Dave S., Karkat V.
Deja Vu by twelveh reviews
Dave strider knows that he's seen that face before, but where?
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Dave S. - Complete
In which DS and Sol Hate-Snog by promidoso reviews
Dave and Sollux are both players. But what happened when they both hit on the same girl? Kismesis Dave/Sollux.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Dave S., Sollux C. - Complete
The Boys Who Leapt Through Time by soldmysoultofullmetal reviews
In the future a pair of brothers risk everything they have to save the world. Dirk and Dave Strider leave their home to travel 400 years back in time to stop the Condesce from taking over the world. Due to miscalculations and malfunctions Dave and Dirk are separated. Will the Striders stop the Condesce with the help of their new friends? Or will their friends be a distraction?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,361 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Dirk S., Dave S.
Show Me Your Metal by SocialDegenerate reviews
Bro gets a barbell for his tongue piercing that is the colour of John's eyes, and so John decides to return the favour. They make out in the kitchen.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Bro, John E. - Complete
The B3st Homestuck Fanf1c Evvfur by daelkat reviews
Randomness
Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/5/2012
Unrequited by naktojlumair reviews
just some Johndave/davejohn/johnny appleseed stuff. Whatever you wanna call the ship. Yeah-dave and john both have feelings for each other but neither of them know that they feel the same way! (it was supposed to be a one shot but i think its gonna be a series)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/30/2012 - John E., Dave S.
Sugar Free by eggjam reviews
"So, there's this guy. He's not really hot, like how you'd imagine, but there's something magnetic about him anyway." AU Dave/John
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,420 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Dave S., John E.
Will You Please AU Compilation by jakebritish reviews
A simple compilation of AUs from the Will You Please JohnDave AU.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,691 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
The Rhythm of love by bokunostridercest reviews
A short JohnDave drabble.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Childhood Pleasures JohnDave by Dracalicious reviews
A story about John and Dave's childhood spent together. (Warning: NSFW)
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/8/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Fancy It Is by HelikaAkileh reviews
An account of thoughts that run through Jake English's mind as he meets his friends for the first time. DirkJake.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Jake E., Dirk S. - Complete
Dirk's Kitty Science by FlyingToastMonkeys reviews
Dirk and Jake, not finished. Rating is subject to change.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E.
Video Games by 101stars reviews
Stupid drabble thing I wrote based off one of unluckyheadcanons.tumblr's headcanons. JohnDave pairing.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
40 Shades of JakeDirk by JinxDestroy reviews
After a great day at the mall, Jake and Dirk have a little too much fun with some condoms. DirkJake smut. Toys. This is my second fanfiction, so enjoy.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Homestuck: Truth or Dare by Kekara reviews
The characters of Homestuck are all brought together to answer questions and do dares submitted by you!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,093 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Complete
Oxygen by discoh723 reviews
Dave needed John like he needed oxygen. John never had the courage to speak up. Little did they know how it would all turn out, **JOHNDAVE FLUFF ONE-SHOT** T for language!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Ten Years Later by Xx8BlueMoon8xX reviews
An unconventional love story between two unsuspecting kids. Whether you believe in soul mates or not, sometimes fate pushes two people together for a purpose. Dirkjake Rated T for language
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,563 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Nothing But Puppy Love by EmberofRose reviews
Based on Zeborah's Generic Highschool AU, with some changes made. JohnDave, if that wasn't evident. I'm not sure whether to rate it T or M for language, so I guess I'll go with T? Sorry if this is wrong. Coolkid falls for dork. Dork afraid of coolkid?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - John E., Dave S.
Childhood Sweethearts by JustDrinkTea reviews
It's not always easy or fun being the new kid in Washington. You're lonely. You miss Texas. But when John Egbert invites himself into your life, Maple Valley doesn't start to look so bad anymore. JohnDave, DaveJohn, Pepsicola, Hammertime
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
The Boy Next Door by notisaidthefox reviews
AU. Jake English had always thought his next door neighbor Dirk Strider to be a rip-roaring and capital, however eccentric, fellow. What happens when feelings emerge for his secretive neighbor? Does he risk losing his best friend forever? DirkJake Rated M
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,521 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Jake E., Dirk S.
Homestuck Drabbles by Rinata Kuiichi reviews
Some drabbles of my favorite characters of Homestuck. All characters belong to Andrew Hussie, and rated M for mostly language and a few "fun" parts here and there.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012
That Taste On My Lips by nerdforsale reviews
Eridan is on the swim team. When he stays after for some extra practice, he finds something unexpected: at the bottom of the pool. EriKar, AUstuck, Humor, Cute, Warning for Language.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,136 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Eridan A., Karkat V. - Complete
MagicMountainStuck by IAmTheLamp reviews
Dave, John, Jade, and Rose all meet up in California to spend a few days together at Six Flags, Magic Mountain. Rotating perspective, rated T for cussing, slight JohnDave pairing.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,282 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Dave S., John E.
Dude, where are my shades? by MickiTheMouse reviews
You can't find it in yourself to be mad at him. Maybe mildly irritated that he decided to knock your shades off your face no one touches the shades, man but nothing more. "Strider! There's blood in my mouth!" Yeah, it's worth it. -DirkJake
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Gospel or Gamble? by Latte De Luca reviews
A Homestuck truth or dare! Gospel or Gamble! Secret spilling or pail filling! It's up to you.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,844 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012
Snack Time by fanstuck reviews
Dave and John are chilling at the Strider household. Dave gets a little too close. JohnDave happens, yo. AU where the game never happens.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/6/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Sick Day by JustDrinkTea reviews
John is sick. And miserable. And Dave is actually being concerned? That's a first. JohnDave, DaveJohn, Pepsicola, Hammertime, fluff
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Good to finally see you by EffingUnicorn reviews
Your name is Dave Strider, and your best friend is visiting you for the first time. Everything is going great, and no, you do not have a huge homocrush on your best bro, what are you talking about? JohnDave nonsense.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,364 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Dave S., John E.
Connections and Relations by AliceOujosama reviews
After a conversation with Jane about their feelings for one another, Jake now feels confident in his feelings for Dirk and wants to find out how Dirk feels. Is a ride down down the street is all it takes to bring them together in more than one sense?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,544 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E.
Cat and Mouse by MistressKiko reviews
It was like a game of cat and mouse. Dirk made his intentions clear, Jake found it amusing to stay just out of the man's reach. AU.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,875 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Geography Grades and Indian Food by TheatricalScribbler reviews
A very short, fluffy JohnDave oneshot/drabble/thing
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
White Out by kittenguts reviews
Your name is Dirk Strider and you have never been to Spring Fling. Oneshot, High School AU. Dirk meets Jake for the first time at a school-hosted dance. Rated T for language I suppose.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Jungle Dominant by brassmonki1 reviews
when Jake comes to stay with Dirk they find that certain noises trigger and raw, feral state within Jake, leading to many comprimising positions
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,927 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Jake E., Dirk S.
Tragic Melodies by animefreaksrus reviews
The tragic melodies played by the one you love make it all the more sad. JohnDave Mild sadstuck.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Find A Temple, Build A Temple by eggjam reviews
"This is how it's supposed to be, heaven or no."
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 33,558 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Jake E., Dirk S. - Complete
Oxygen DISCONTINUED by striderstuck reviews
Suddenly, kissing him didn't feel right… Because you hardly knew each other… But you couldn't stop. From the looks of it, he couldn't stop either. dirk/jake fluff high school au DISCONTINUED
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,503 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Jake E., Dirk S. - Complete
Jake Descovers Love by SweetEmiliana reviews
Dirk Strider finally tells Jake English he loves him. Can Jake handle it and if so what will he do? this was writen for a friend of mine. Please Review
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Jake and Dirk's First Time by Th4t0n30v3rTh3r3 reviews
Written in response to the LJ Kink Meme. Jake and Dirk get intimate for the first time and things do not go as planned.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Jake E., Dirk S. - Complete
Don't Leave by Ava L. Noble reviews
An expensive visit to an island. Dirk could only afford to go there and back once. Anything to see Jake. He wanted to tell him in person, and it was his only chance. You are Dirk Strider, and you are very, very awkward. DirkxJake oneshot. Enjoy!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Manifest Absolut by Eshli reviews
Dirk comes to live with Jake on the island and things turn out far more better than he could have ever imagined. Literally.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Unexpected by animefreak469 reviews
100 words or less drabbles of whatever pairings the Homestuck Pairing Generator can come up with. Daily updates.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - John E., Karkat V.
It's a Known Fact by fujikawaii10346 reviews
Alternate title: Kitty Doesn't Like To Share. Due to a mishap with a spell, John is part rabbit as Bunbert, and Dave is part cat as Nyander. Bedroom shenanigans ensue. Warnings: Light BSDM, bondage, teasing, blood, ect. Part of 'Animalistic Urges' series.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,003 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Quietly by Tiranas Goldfish reviews
One-shot. Jake POV of his emotions over time towards Dirk after his arrival on the island. T just to be safe, but pretty tame. DirkJake, AU with no SBurb, just Jake and Dirk on Jake's little island. Fluffy I guess?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Repeat, Repeat, Repeat by x - - unwrittenMELODY reviews
There's only one way to cope: play the piano; Sadstuck. JohnDave warning inside.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Love Is All About Muscle Science by General Button reviews
Double D looks forward to science class everyday. He's never had it better...that is until Kevin pops into the picture. Now they must work on a science project together, whether they like it or not. Edd/Kevin
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,174 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
Pursuit by Hotnesspecter88 reviews
Dirk has fancied Jake for quite some time, yet Jane yearns for Jake as well. With the help of a certain drunk and a pair of sarcastic shades, only one can have Jake English. Rated M for sexual content in later chapters.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E.
Nope! Jake English! by DriftStuck reviews
A story told from the POV of two boys who want to be together, but can't. Why? Because there's too many obstacles in the way. Dirk/Jake mainly. May add in side pairings.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E.
I Win by Kuga Sterling reviews
This is a one-shot about Dirk and Jake, playing strip chess, written for my moirail.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Locks by StarXrossed reviews
Dirk Strider is the most secretive person you've ever met. And that pisses you off to no end. Jake/Dirk friendship, drabble.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Jake E., Dirk S. - Complete
Seize the Day by StarXrossed reviews
Spontaneity has never been your thing. Maybe it's time to give it a shot. Drabble, Jake/Dirk.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
2 AM by StarXrossed reviews
2 AM, and he messages you because you're still awake. If you help him, it might be your latest mistake. Drabble, Jake/Dirk.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
I'm Glasses by Alpha-Starr reviews
Unfortunately for all involved, AR likes Jake just as much as his creator does. But then again, glasses define attraction differently. AR/Jake English, AR/Jake's Glasses, Jake English/Dirk Strider, glasses-on-glasses cybersmut
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Prince of Heart by Rooro24 reviews
A quick fanfic I wrote based off a theory I read.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Dirk: Confess by SomethingHomestuck reviews
Dirk confesses to Jake, simple as that! DirkJake
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Subtleties by MistressKiko reviews
Maybe... tomorrow. Maybe he'd tell Dirk how he was feeling about all this tomorrow. FLUFF.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Will I have you? by Yaoi-Freak77 reviews
Dirk wants Jake, that is clear, but will Jake reciprocate his feelings? He has to win his heart before anyone else may, but will Jake have him? He has to try his best. Follows close to Homestuck. May change to M later. JakexDirk
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Jake E., Dirk S.
Where the Wind Blows by Doublebee reviews
"The wind is his home. He is the wind." JohnDave sadstuck.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Seven Minutes by pimptav reviews
Dirk and Jake get to have Seven minutes in heaven. Sexual Content
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Big Top by Kausa reviews
AU homestuck where everyone lives in a circus. Gamzee/Tavros.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,272 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Tavros N., Gamzee M.
Alois Trancys Super Fabulous Amazing Diary by kaaaaarl reviews
Entailing everything from his crush on the gorgeous Claude, to his hatred of that hoe Hannah, and all about his super rival Ciel. Read all his ramblings, and how his hair is so much better than the triplets,as it is of course, 'shinylicious'
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 16,851 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Alois T.
JohnDave Drabble by QuisTu Canada reviews
You are JOHN EGBERT, and if you don't wake up your boyfriend, nobody will. John/Dave drabble. This is my first time writing fanfiction of any kind, so I'm not sure of procedure. T for mild language
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Homestuck Love by Tomigiru reviews
A collection of sexy, funny, or cute shorts, summarizing the many types of relationships in Homestuck. Pairings so far: DaveJade EridanEquius RoseKanaya TereziKarkat SolluxFeferi TereziVriska...and many more haha
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Complete
Unironic fear of thunder by Ferani reviews
DaveJohn Fluff Dave visits Johns town, and John is excited to show him a new Vinyl store. But a thunderstorm interrupts them, and things goes as no one would guess. 8 Y
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Complete
The Worst Homestuck Fanfiction Ever by The Dream Goddess reviews
A story of Mary Sues, canon breaking, and complete silliness.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011
The Bro Code Forbids by Perdue reviews
Months ago, Dave asked John if sharing a bed would rid them of their nightmares. Maybe as roommates in college they can give it a try. Dave/John two-shot.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,791 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
A Very Homestuck Christmas by Stupidstupiddumb reviews
This is as finished as I want it to be.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Complete
The Big Picture by JenKristo reviews
Double D goes to visit Eddy, but only his mysterious older brother is at home. Could there be something between a 17 year old boy and a 27 year old man? Slash: Eddy's brother x Double D.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Complete
Double Dork by Kat of Mosh Pits reviews
Edd ends up tutoring Kevin during the summer. Eddy isn’t happy that Kevin is taking up all of Double D’s time. Edd doesn’t know what to do. Stupid PostIts.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,159 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Edd, Kevin
UnravellED by JenKristo reviews
Edd x Kevin slash. Double D confesses being gay and is abandoned by Eddy. He finds kindness in the most unlikely place.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
Questioning by Growly Genet reviews
Why? is the hardest question to answer. [EddyEdd] Written for MysticLynx
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Eddy, Edd - Complete
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The Diary of Ciel Phantomhive reviews
In this little beauty of a journal-entry series, readers will get to take a peek inside Master Ciel's personal diary. You'll be able to see Ciel's daily routine, personal thoughts and opinions, odd quirks and habits that I feel I should give him, and any surprises along the way. I don't update much;Maybe once every two months. But summer is here, and I'll hopefully be writing more
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,932 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Ciel P. - Complete
Stay A While, It's Cold Outside reviews
A bit of JakeDirk for the holidays. Why not. Contains kisses and whatnot towards the end. Be warned. Also, I don't recall whether or not the author's note in the story says so or not, but I will most likely not be adding a big huge sex scene because lazy. XD
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Twilight Reminiscence reviews
A bit of SadStuck for you. Written out over the course of a school day. In short, Dave sits alone on his roof and thinks back to when his best bro, John, was still alive.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
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