Author has written 2 stories for 39 Clues.
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6 Truths of Life
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.
3. And discover that #1 is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot..
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face
You know you live in 2010 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played Solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they're not on Facebook.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that... You know you did
Things I hate about people:
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their but to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why in the world would you keep looking after you've found it?
5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the stupid floor.
6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say 'life is short'. What the freak?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I still be standing here? I don't think so.
10 When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know why he pulled you over. You should know stupid, you freaking pulled me over!
Stupid recall warnings:this proves how stupid people are
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Media Player, iPod, etc)
Opening Credits: Carry On-Fun (okayyy…not really what I imagined, but okay)
Waking Up: Rocks at my Window-Bridget Mendler (well, I guess that would wake you up: P)
First Day at School: Mean-Taylor Swift (well, its school related, right?)
Falling In Love: Lucky-Jason Mraz and Colbie Caillat (Yes! Finally an accurate song!)
Fight Song: Beautiful Good-bye-Maroon 5 (more of a break-up song, if you ask me, but okay)
Breaking Up: Super Bass-Nicki Minage (WHAT?! ox)
Prom night: Ours-Taylor Swift
Life: We R who we r-Kesha
Mental Breakdown: Speak Now-Taylor Swift (Well, you kinda have to be mental to barge into a wedding…)
Driving: Please Don’t Stop the music-Rhianna
Flashback: Over Again-One Direction (Makes sense)
Getting back together: Should have kissed you-One direction (what’s up with all these 1D songs? O :)
Wedding: Wanted-Hunter Hayes
Birth of Child: Count on Me-Bruno Mars
Final Battle: Radioactive-Imagine Dragon
Funeral Song: Without You-David Guetta (Well, that makes sense, since no one can live without me ;))
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