Author has written 2 stories for 39 Clues.
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6 Truths of Life
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.
3. And discover that #1 is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot..
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face
You know you live in 2010 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played Solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they're not on Facebook.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that... You know you did
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most pre-teens wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year or longer. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Percy Jackson, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, ihatejacob1, Blondejoke101 MyBFCanSparkle, Rockyrocks919, Hello2323
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Note to family and friends:
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive
-Do you make an effort to be an idiot..or is it a gift?
-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
-Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
-I was thinking, while I was running... about not hitting trees, I hope.
-Forget love..I'd rather fall in chocolate!"
-Yes, I'm weird. No, I don't care."
Things I hate about people:
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their but to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why in the world would you keep looking after you've found it?
5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the stupid floor.
6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say 'life is short'. What the freak?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I still be standing here? I don't think so.
10 When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know why he pulled you over. You should know stupid, you freaking pulled me over!
Stupid recall warnings:this proves how stupid people are
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
you laugh right now because you are older than me lets see whose laughing when your 30 and I'm 28 or 29.
My name is sarah I am but three,
CHILD ABUSE...MAKE IT STOP!!Please, be aware that child abuse happens everyday, and it isn't just physical, it's emotional too, and sometimes that hurts more than a beating from your parents. Physical abuse scars you on the outside and that pain will go away, but emotional abuse scars you on the inside and the pain of being called worthless never goes away. So please, help stop the abuse.
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school he told his friends that it was cool and when he pulled the trigger back, it shot with a great, huge crack. mommy i was a good girl i did what i was told, i went to school, i got straight A's i even got the gold!
when i went to school that day, i never said good bye.
i'm sorry that i had to go, but mommy please dont cry, when johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another.
And all because Johnny got the gun from his brother.
mommy, please daddy: that i love him very much, And please tell Zack my boyfriend that it wasnt just a crush. And tell my little sister; that she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; i'll be waiting for her now. And tell my wonderful friends; that they're always the best.
mommy; i'm not the first, i'm not better than the rest.
mommy tell my teachers; i wont show up for class, And never forget this, And please dont let this pass.
Mommy, why'd it have to be me?
No one though deserves this.
But mommy it's not fair I left without a kiss.
And mommy tells the doctors I know they really did try. I think I even saw one doctors trying not to cry.
Mommy I’m slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, But mommy please remember I’m in heaven with the rest.
When I heard that great big crack I ran as fast as I could, please listen to me if you would.
I wanted to go to collage; I wanted to try things that were new. I guess I’m not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo. I wanted to get married I wanted to have kids. I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But mommy I must go now, the time is getting late.
Mommy, tell my Zack, I’m sorry to cancel the date.
I love you mommy I always have, I know you know it's true. And mommy all I need to say is "mommy I love you"
that always makes me sad... in memory of the columbine & Virginia tech students who were lost: please if you would, dont smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, maybe people will cry, just keep this in your heart, for the people who didn’t get to say 'goodbye' now you have two choices, 1) pass this on and show people you care, repost as 'try not to cry' 2) don’t send it and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are... copy and paste!!
Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...
Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you've ever had a crush on a fictional character copy this into your profile
Whenever you point you finger at someone three are pointing back at YOU!
This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! (Bold ones are me)
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
This is really sweet...
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE:
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Media Player, iPod, etc)
Opening Credits: Carry On-Fun (okayyy…not really what I imagined, but okay)
Waking Up: Rocks at my Window-Bridget Mendler (well, I guess that would wake you up: P)
First Day at School: Mean-Taylor Swift (well, its school related, right?)
Falling In Love: Lucky-Jason Mraz and Colbie Caillat (Yes! Finally an accurate song!)
Fight Song: Beautiful Good-bye-Maroon 5 (more of a break-up song, if you ask me, but okay)
Breaking Up: Super Bass-Nicki Minage (WHAT?! ox)
Prom night: Ours-Taylor Swift
Life: We R who we r-Kesha
Mental Breakdown: Speak Now-Taylor Swift (Well, you kinda have to be mental to barge into a wedding…)
Driving: Please Don’t Stop the music-Rhianna
Flashback: Over Again-One Direction (Makes sense)
Getting back together: Should have kissed you-One direction (what’s up with all these 1D songs? O :)
Wedding: Wanted-Hunter Hayes
Birth of Child: Count on Me-Bruno Mars
Final Battle: Radioactive-Imagine Dragon
Funeral Song: Without You-David Guetta (Well, that makes sense, since no one can live without me ;))
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