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Author has written 2 stories for 39 Clues.

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Face on the Milk Carton

Kane Chronicles

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Lunar Chronicles

6 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.

3. And discover that #1 is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot..

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played Solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they're not on Facebook.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that... You know you did

Things I hate about people:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their but to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why in the world would you keep looking after you've found it?

5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the stupid floor.

6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say 'life is short'. What the freak?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I still be standing here? I don't think so.

10 When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know why he pulled you over. You should know stupid, you freaking pulled me over!

Stupid recall warnings:this proves how stupid people are

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(Dammit! Who are they to tell me what to do with my kids)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you’re cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Carry On-Fun (okayyy…not really what I imagined, but okay)

Waking Up: Rocks at my Window-Bridget Mendler (well, I guess that would wake you up: P)

First Day at School: Mean-Taylor Swift (well, its school related, right?)

Falling In Love: Lucky-Jason Mraz and Colbie Caillat (Yes! Finally an accurate song!)

Fight Song: Beautiful Good-bye-Maroon 5 (more of a break-up song, if you ask me, but okay)

Breaking Up: Super Bass-Nicki Minage (WHAT?! ox)

Prom night: Ours-Taylor Swift

Life: We R who we r-Kesha

Mental Breakdown: Speak Now-Taylor Swift (Well, you kinda have to be mental to barge into a wedding…)

Driving: Please Don’t Stop the music-Rhianna

Flashback: Over Again-One Direction (Makes sense)

Getting back together: Should have kissed you-One direction (what’s up with all these 1D songs? O :)

Wedding: Wanted-Hunter Hayes

Birth of Child: Count on Me-Bruno Mars

Final Battle: Radioactive-Imagine Dragon

Funeral Song: Without You-David Guetta (Well, that makes sense, since no one can live without me ;))


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I Got a Boy by flyingcrowbar reviews
Bolt Academy is an elite all-boys school. But it has the most challenging architecture program in the country. Desperate, Annabeth Chase chops off her hair, binds her chest and goes by Andy to achieve her dream. Everything goes according to plan until her roommate Percy Jackson - a national swimming champion - begins to develop feelings for "Andy." A Hana-Kimi redux.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 145,150 - Reviews: 3076 - Favs: 1,911 - Follows: 2,240 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Piper M., Jason G. - Complete
The Art of Parenting by qweerlittlefish reviews
Nappy rashes, tantrums, monsters under beds, and questions that undoubtedly kill them on the inside. They may be retired from the team, but they are still heroes to their children. Season 4 is up!
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 80 - Words: 192,524 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis
Good Morning Midnight by hapan reviews
In the conservatory at Tomikyana, Alina tells Mal what their story would have been if the Grisha Examiners had discovered her power. This is that tale, from the very beginning, to the bitter end. (AlinaxMal, AlinaxDarkling)
Grisha Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 121,679 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/21/2015 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Alina S., Malyen O., The Darkling
Velocity by Hockeygirl28 reviews
A massive fallout between siblings after a great tragedy shatters the West family. Irey and Jai West follow different paths against each other. Danger and trials lay in wait for the twins. Survival of The Flash is on the line as speedsters drop dead left and right. A new threat waits on the horizon that leads to a catastrophe no one could have predicted. Can the Flash save the day?
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,037 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/20/2015 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis
The Heroes of Haven by Kerowyn6 reviews
It appears that Zeus does not approve of Percy Jackson taking airplanes, even for the perfectly innocent reason of going on holiday to Germany. So that's how it happens that the Seven get stranded in rural Ireland with no where to go but the ominous manor in front of them. As for Artemis Fowl, he's not thrilled with a group of teenagers at his front door asking for directions...
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,549 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 4/24/2015 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Artemis F., Nico A., Piper M., Jason G. - Complete
Dying is Easy by Nymbis reviews
"…but show him mercy, let him live, and I will serve you gladly. I will spend the rest of my days proving my gratitude." Canon divergent AU, where the Darkling decides to take Alina's offer, and the stag's antlers remain a collar. Nikolai/Alina, Darkling/Alina, and Mal/Alina. Darker themes.
Grisha Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,805 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 7/28/2014 - [Alina S., Nikolai L.] The Darkling, Malyen O.
When Wand and Sword Collide by GreenWithAwesome reviews
Harry Potter wakes at Camp Half-Blood. Percy Jackson wakes at Hogwarts. Neither know who they are, where they are, or where they come from - but when dreams are invaded, prophecies are conjured and revelations arise, they discover the line between demigod and wizard is blurring. Something dark is coming, and Percy and Harry must unite with their new peers before it's too late. AT.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 150,263 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Harry P., Percy J. - Complete
The Rise of Magic by LunaEtSidera reviews
The Giant War is over, the Greeks and Romans lived in peace. Everyone can sit and relax. But there is one person who hated the Greeks. He will get help from whatever he needs to bring Camp Half-Blood down. In Brooklyn magicians kicked back. What was there to worry about? Chaos is defeated. But the Kanes could only think of one glyph, on the palm of one demigod: Percy Jackson.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 41 - Words: 189,961 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Carter K., Sadie K. - Complete
Isaac's Cousin by thebathroomcurator reviews
After Isaac's father died, Sheriff Stilinski looked into his relatives and found an aunt living in New York. She and her teenage son come to live temporarily in Beacon Hills, taking custody of Isaac. There are all sorts of secrets in the Jackson house...
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,990 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 1/4/2014
The Green Eyed Delinquent by kazoquel4 reviews
When Percy Jackson is arrested yet again for vandalizing public property, his mom finally cracks. He's sent across the country to live with his father for a year- the father who abandoned him at birth. When he meets his know-it-all neighbor Annabeth Chase, things just get worse for the green eyed delinquent. But when sparks start to fly between the two, what will happen? AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 160,251 - Reviews: 3171 - Favs: 1,917 - Follows: 1,594 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Mercy by hapan reviews
After the events at the Spinning Wheel, the Darkling calls to Alina in his grief. This time, she answers.
Grisha Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2014 - [Alina S., The Darkling] - Complete
The Rise and Fall of the Stag and the Doe by SiriusUntiltheVeryEnd reviews
Moments. They make or break relationships. Lily didn't just happen to fall in love with James. It wasn't an accident, but a long drawn out process that grew out of the relationships of the people around them. And when it came down to it, even Lily and James couldn't fight fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 95 - Words: 379,212 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Lily Evans P., Marlene M., Dorcas M., Marauders - Complete
Blending in the Background by Reachingthestaars reviews
Nico di Angelo was just trying to get through his high school life, despite his abusive father. But, one day he is partnered with a certain Percy Jackson, and shit goes down. AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,009 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Dear Fanfiction by our dancing days reviews
... because, for the love of Peeta, the Reaping Ball is an inanimate object, and some people just need to be told thus. / A drabble series to fanfiction.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 95 - Words: 12,561 - Reviews: 3501 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 1/11/2012
A Fey Wedding by trc19 reviews
Meghan is pulled into the world of Faery not to rescue Ethan but to save the two courts. She must choose among the three Winter princes; Sage, Rowan and Ash to be her prince consort. Only a royal wedding between Summer and Winter will cement a much needed alliance in the face of the coming war with the Iron Fey. Puck disapproves and gives everyone a merry chase. CHAPTER 3 NOW UP!
Iron Fey Series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,009 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Meghan, Ash, Puck, Sage
Fowl among Serpents by Tormentas reviews
The worlds youngest criminal mastermind attending Hogwarts. Voldemort was nothing compared to Artemis Fowl!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,856 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Luna L., Artemis F.
Heartsrings by Cerulean Leader reviews
"I believe you and Kid Flash may have something known as a 'soul-bond'. This seemed to have developed from his reaction to your death in that exercise, and seeing as this amplified my niece's emotions, she may have projected her telepathy accidentally, causing something to tear off as a side-effect." / Post Endgame. Spitfire, Chalant. Fix-it fic. For Beautiful-Dark. COMPLETE.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,566 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis - Complete
Call Your Name by hAdesLythErinmadrigalX reviews
I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING EXCEPT FOR THE PLOT. Everyone thought Amy Cahill died in the Gauntlet in order to save Ian Kabra. But the truth is Amy is very much alive. Her hidden past is catching up with her present life. IanxAMy, a bit of AnnabethxPercy
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & 39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,705 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Percy J., Amy C.
Rules by I Run With Sporks reviews
In which Wally is kidnapped, and is then forced into having a heart- to-heart with Cheshire
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Jade N./Cheshire - Complete
Lawrence Crock - A Better Father than You by Pachowable reviews
*except if you try. This is a compiled list (with footnotes) of him trying to be a father.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Artemis C./Artemis, Lawrence C./Sportsmaster, Jade N./Cheshire - Complete
Lives Collide by Sliverloc303 reviews
Percy has a good life working in a New York diner with friends, who think he is perfectly normal. But when his past comes back, he is forced to face the people who betrayed him and the one girl who he has never gotten over. And when his old life starts to suck him back in, will he leave the new friends he has made?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,680 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Memories by Amithedragontrainer reviews
Artemis struggles with memories he's managed to ignore for five years.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,917 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Artemis F.
150 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do On Mount Olympus by Taayluur reviews
"You're right, Ares! Things have been boring! Let's shake it up! I'm taking this list to a monumental scale!" Apollo, Ares, Aphrodite, and Hades beamed up at Hermes."Bigger and better than before! 150 things I'm not allowed to do On Mount Olympus!"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,178 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Hermes - Complete
The War Hawks by SugarQueen8490 reviews
"We've dealt with the Vespers before. We can deal with them again," he said. She shook her head. "You don't get it. This time it's different. This time only the strongest will survive. So... so lead me to heaven when we die."
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,203 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Amy C., Ian K.
Confessions of Amy Cahill by Kisses are Stupid reviews
Amy wasn't clumsy enough to drop her shoe, or stupid enough to leave it behind. She happened to throw it at the cocky jerk, or more commonly known as Prince Charming... yet Amy isn't so keen on coming back, because there's another admirer waiting for her.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,671 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Amy C., Ian K.
Forgiveness The Story of Madeleine Cahill by Lapulta J.R.R. Cahill reviews
Madeleine is Madeleine. Cursed to be four different colors, yet unable to find her own. This is her story, and the story of the four different colors that made the fifth - the color of a true chameleon.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 210,281 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Madeleine C., Luke C. - Complete
The Kisses of the Sun by Just A Drop In The Ocean reviews
What if Zeus decide that it's time for Apollo to get married?What if the Sun god has always liked Percy Jackson-Poseidon's daughter?Can he win her heart?And why is Olimpus in danger?Is Percy able to save the world again? Girl!Percy/Apollo
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,739 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Apollo, Percy J.
Submit a Demigod by Read-a-holic2200 reviews
I'm going to start a demigod story. So, submit a demigod. The deadline is July 10. I added a couple of days to it. SUBMISSIONS CLOSED
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Complete
Know Your Enemy by dnapolymerase314 reviews
After World War Two the Big Three agreed that it was the fault of the seductive nature of women that started the war. This made all female demigods inferior to males. Now Thalia and her girls must infiltate Camp Half-Blood to get revenge. T for fun.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,677 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011
Bleeding Hearts by troubadour12 reviews
Since there's quite an invasion of Ian/Amy romances here, I'd like to add my own. I have belief and hope that this pairing will survive. If not...well...Anyway, I hope you enjoy this! It's set after the Sword Thief. And...you'll see if you read!
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,863 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Complete
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Forgotten reviews
Amy has amnesia! And Ian has decided to come over and make sure she is alright. What will happen when Ian tells her that he's Amy's boyfriend? Read to find out!
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Amy C., Ian K.
Wishes reviews
Amy Cahill has lost everything. She has lost hope and has slipped into the world of insanity. She wishes she had another chance, but not all wishes come true. Rated T 'cause I'm paranoid.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Amy C. - Complete
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