Author has written 2 stories for 39 Clues.
Hello!! and welcome to my profile. WARNING: MIGHT CONTAIN TOTAL RANDOMNESS
Name: Do you need to know?
Pairings that I despise:
SadieAnubis (come on people he's a GOD a bit too old for Sadie)
Good books to read:
Face on the Milk Carton
The Lost Hero
Harry Potter series
Artemis Fowl series
Divergent series (I've only read the first book, trying to find the second)
"With great power comes great need to take a nap" Nico last olympian
"What I need is the dandelion in spring.The bright yellow that means rebirth instead of destruction. The promise that life can go on, no matter how bad our loses. That it can be good again"-Katniss, MockingJay
"He who is responsible for the fate of the world does not lose his lunch"-Dan, Vipers nest
"executor? He killed her?"-Dan maze of bones
"Remind me to go shoplifting with you in happier times"-Vesper One, Medusa Plot
"One day your life will flash before your eyes, make sure its worth watching"-Unknown
"I will trample you to death, silly Chinese Canadian baby man"-Arion, Son of Neptune
"Well, get traught!"-Robin to Artemis
6 Truths of Life
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.
3. And discover that #1 is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot..
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face
You know you live in 2010 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played Solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they're not on Facebook.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that... You know you did
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most pre-teens wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year or longer. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Percy Jackson, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, ihatejacob1, Blondejoke101 MyBFCanSparkle, Rockyrocks919, Hello2323
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that, put it in your profile!
Note to family and friends:
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive (this is sooooo true!!!)
Ooooo...a life. Where can I download one?
If you support Ian and Amy paste the following on your profile:
Ian Kabra was trapped.
Then he heard it, like a phantom wisper
"Ian, I'm going to get you"
Amy's voice was loud, surrounding him
"Ian, I'm at your parents room"
Ian tried to call out, to repent, to say he was sorry, and that he loved her, but his voice wouldn't work
"Ian, They're dead"
No. Not again. The same nightmare, every night since Pukhansan
"Ian, I'm at the stairs now"
Ian wanted to scream, to run away, to escape this madhouse, but it was like he was welded in place
"Ian, I'm at your sister's room"
Why, why did he do it! He liked her, no he loved her
"Ian, she's dead"
He knew. He knew this dream. He knew who was next
"Ian, why'd you do it?"
He tried, once again, to tell her why his parents made him, but still no words came out
"Ian, did you care?"
"Yes!" he wanted to cry out, but still no sound came
"Ian, I'm going to get you"
"No" he thought "Not again"
"Ian, I'm here"
There she was. Amy Cahill, her skin pale, she, herself dead, wielding a knife.
A sharp pain arose in Ian's chest
Ian woke up in a cold sweat.
Only a dream. He looked at the clock.
6:42 am. Still time; still time to repent. The time was now.
He picked up the phone and dialed. A soft voice stuttered on the other end. "H-hello?" it answered. Ian took a long breath, and said
"I'm sorry, love.''
-Do you make an effort to be an idiot..or is it a gift?
-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
-Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
-I was thinking, while I was running... about not hitting trees, I hope.
-Forget love..I'd rather fall in chocolate!"
-Yes, I'm weird. No, I don't care."
Things I hate about people:
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their but to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why in the world would you keep looking after you've found it?
5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the stupid floor.
6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say 'life is short'. What the freak?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I still be standing here? I don't think so.
10 When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know why he pulled you over. You should know stupid, you freaking pulled me over!
Stupid recall warnings:this proves how stupid people are
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
you laugh right now because you are older than me lets see whose laughing when your 30 and I'm 28 or 29.
My name is sarah I am but three,
CHILD ABUSE...MAKE IT STOP!!Please, be aware that child abuse happens everyday, and it isn't just physical, it's emotional too, and sometimes that hurts more than a beating from your parents. Physical abuse scars you on the outside and that pain will go away, but emotional abuse scars you on the inside and the pain of being called worthless never goes away. So please, help stop the abuse.
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school he told his friends that it was cool and when he pulled the trigger back, it shot with a great, huge crack. mommy i was a good girl i did what i was told, i went to school, i got straight A's i even got the gold!
when i went to school that day, i never said good bye.
i'm sorry that i had to go, but mommy please dont cry, when johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another.
And all because Johnny got the gun from his brother.
mommy, please daddy: that i love him very much, And please tell Zack my boyfriend that it wasnt just a crush. And tell my little sister; that she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; i'll be waiting for her now. And tell my wonderful friends; that they're always the best.
mommy; i'm not the first, i'm not better than the rest.
mommy tell my teachers; i wont show up for class, And never forget this, And please dont let this pass.
Mommy, why'd it have to be me?
No one though deserves this.
But mommy it's not fair I left without a kiss.
And mommy tells the doctors I know they really did try. I think I even saw one doctors trying not to cry.
Mommy I’m slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, But mommy please remember I’m in heaven with the rest.
When I heard that great big crack I ran as fast as I could, please listen to me if you would.
I wanted to go to collage; I wanted to try things that were new. I guess I’m not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo. I wanted to get married I wanted to have kids. I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But mommy I must go now, the time is getting late.
Mommy, tell my Zack, I’m sorry to cancel the date.
I love you mommy I always have, I know you know it's true. And mommy all I need to say is "mommy I love you"
that always makes me sad... in memory of the columbine & Virginia tech students who were lost: please if you would, dont smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, maybe people will cry, just keep this in your heart, for the people who didn’t get to say 'goodbye' now you have two choices, 1) pass this on and show people you care, repost as 'try not to cry' 2) don’t send it and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are... copy and paste!!
Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...
Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you've ever had a crush on a fictional character copy this into your profile
Whenever you point you finger at someone three are pointing back at YOU!
CLICK THIS PLEASE:
This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! (Bold ones are me)
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
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Post this on your profile If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it.
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.
This is really sweet...
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE:
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Media Player, iPod, etc)
Opening Credits: Carry On-Fun (okayyy…not really what I imagined, but okay)
Waking Up: Rocks at my Window-Bridget Mendler (well, I guess that would wake you up: P)
First Day at School: Mean-Taylor Swift (well, its school related, right?)
Falling In Love: Lucky-Jason Mraz and Colbie Caillat (Yes! Finally an accurate song!)
Fight Song: Beautiful Good-bye-Maroon 5 (more of a break-up song, if you ask me, but okay)
Breaking Up: Super Bass-Nicki Minage (WHAT?! ox)
Prom night: Ours-Taylor Swift
Life: We R who we r-Kesha
Mental Breakdown: Speak Now-Taylor Swift (Well, you kinda have to be mental to barge into a wedding…)
Driving: Please Don’t Stop the music-Rhianna
Flashback: Over Again-One Direction (Makes sense)
Getting back together: Should have kissed you-One direction (what’s up with all these 1D songs? O :)
Wedding: Wanted-Hunter Hayes
Birth of Child: Count on Me-Bruno Mars
Final Battle: Radioactive-Imagine Dragon
Funeral Song: Without You-David Guetta (Well, that makes sense, since no one can live without me ;))
Demons by Imagine Dragon
Godly Parents: Hades or Demeter, because they're my favourite two gods
God I'm hosting:Nekhebet, goddess of motherhood, queenship, wild birds, creator of life and rebirth
Speciality: Animal charmer
Branch: Lucian and quarter Madrigal
"You belong in Gryffindor,
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