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Name: Shappo

Pairings: I ship everything.

Some Stereo-types here.


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrist.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not care about being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I dyed my hair, so I MUST be an attention whore.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (I'm not being vain-Other people just say I am.)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I wear GLASSES and/or BRACES, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY (sometimes), so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the sun, so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm ASEXUAL so I MUST masturbate.
I'm a CYNIC so I MUST be sadistic.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.



I'm the type of girl...

That everyone is saying is the "goody goody" girl in class...EVEN THOUGH IM SECRETLY EVIL
That everyone stares at when the teacher says the word "Asian/Vietnamese" or "Gymnast and Hurdler" or "Always perfect/Good at things"
That everyone goes to break up arguments...
That the teacher asks to demonstrate problems...
That is Christian...Don't Diss God - HE MADE YOU!
That the teachers trust...
That quotes anime and manga...
That can speak 2 languages; English/Filipino
That's proud of who I am!

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

A black man went into a restaurant and the white man at the till said "Colored people aren't allowed here." The black man said.

"When I was born I was black,

when I'm hot I'm black,

when I'm cold I'm black,

when I'm sick I'm black,

and when I die I'll be black. But...

When you were born you was pink,

when you are hot you are red,

when you are cold you are blue,

when you are sick you are green,

and when you die you'll be purple.

And you're calling me colored?"

Paste this on your file if you're against racism.

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Powerful Stuff

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.

As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.

So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.'

He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'

There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.

We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes.We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.

Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books.

Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.

I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation. I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.

Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous!

Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.

As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.

He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.

I saw his Mom and Dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.

You now have two choices, you can : 1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1.

'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.'
There is no beginning or end.. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift'.

(='.'=) This is Bunny.
(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!

If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. Good for you!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile. (Oh LOL)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (erm... how about up until 6:30 am?)

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever gotten in a fight with a snotty rich kid, copy and paste this on your profile. (SOON. I'LL GET YOU SOON.)

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was ashort cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God...

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you. I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost

Without GOD, our week would be:








Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD.

Seven days without GOD will make one weak

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

John 3:16 is the most known verse across the world. "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." But, just as there are many people who now this verse, there are many who don't. Help spread the word if you truly believe in God!

Dear Lord:

So far today, I am doing all right.

I have not gossiped, lost my temper, been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or self-indulgent.
I have not whined, cursed nor eaten any chocolate.

However, I am going to get out of bed in a few minutes, and I will need a lot more help after that.


16 Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,"'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. When you are at the cash paying, ask: "Can I have fries with that?

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"

12: Sing along at the opera

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"

19: Tell your children (or younger siblings) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

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Tears of the Sky by Simple.Sin reviews
Tsuna is given another chance at life after his guardians die, in a parallel world where he is still Dame-Tsuna and someone else is the Tenth. He is a stranger to his friends and his life there is a lot more different than Tsuna had first thought.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,207 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 1,639 - Updated: 10/11/2017 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., K. Hibari
The Weakest Link by Tanglepelt reviews
A sinister organization discovers the existence of personified countries and forces four of them to be their pawns in a plot to overthrow America's government. *M for torture, blood, obsession, and scientific experimentation.* NOW COMPLETE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 31 - Words: 98,698 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/16/2016 - Published: 5/11/2012 - [Latvia, Iceland] Estonia, Sealand - Complete
Doppelganger by Jenni N reviews
It's odd for an emotion to take a physical form and it's frightening for one's hatred to do so. How even more so that they look just like you.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 71 - Words: 202,739 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 8/17/2015 - Published: 4/2/2012
Kyle's Rants by MarshieMello-Cookies reviews
In which Kyle rants about things.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 55,027 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/1/2015 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Kyle B. - Complete
Me and My Shadow:Shadow by Alurax reviews
Link's soul has been intertwined with the Spiritual Stone of Spirit. With his options either being, imprisonment with the stone, or dying, Link and Knil set out to find a cure to this issue. LinkxKnil Bromance.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,462 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Link, Navi, Dark Link
Journey to the Land of Aaa by MrsJeremyShada reviews
Jake and Lady have planned a trip for everyone to a place outside of Ooo, called Aaa! Everyone thinks its another prank at first, until they meet some people they have a bit too much in common with. Selfcest, mainly Marcelee. Rated T just in case.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,049 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Marceline A., Marshall Lee
Aggressively Diplomatic by smoking-tulips reviews
What is supposed to be a diplomatic meeting with Russia turns into something Norway wasn't quite expecting. Because while he knows Russia fairly well - his sister's are a mystery, and apparently a threat.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,552 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Norway, Belarus
The Hero of Shadow by Meneil reviews
The world betrayed him, not the other way around. The Heroes are just pawns to rally the people. The Sages with divine right, Ganondorf with military power, and Vaati with political charm seek to control Hyrule, each in their own way... And the center of their schemes inevitably involve controlling both Link and Dark Link.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,633 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Dark Link, Link, Zelda, Shadow Link
Ambush in School! by xX.Chu-Chan.Xx reviews
As usual, assassins tried to kill the Decimo! But this time they'll be doing it in school! One problem... who's Vongola Decimo? Based on suzuki-sama1234's challenge! Please R&R!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,141 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Seme Swap by Manga60123 reviews
What happens when the commanding, in charge nations get Nyotalia-ized? How do they and everyone else deal with it? And what antics will the nations get themselves into now? Rated T for 'mild' language. More humor than romance, but... Pairings inside!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 39,852 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 10/14/2012
Esoteric by Gnimaerd reviews
He has come to live again, in a world where technology is king and crime is a far more subtle thing. The entrance he makes, by capturing the greatest web-weaver there has ever been known to exist-Will shake the world to it's very roots. This is the story of Ciel Phantomhive, and how he has come to live again.
Crossover - Kuroshitsuji & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Ciel P., Mycroft H.
Proof of Existence by MildlyMiffed reviews
America wasn't crazy. He knew he wasn't. He was just sick and tired of people telling him that Matthew Williams didn't exist.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 54,075 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
The Box Crumbles by DJGDJFHSHG reviews
I am the mayor. I do useless tasks and indulge myself while my secretary does all of the work for me. I want to get out and get back home, but the porter won't let me and I know that my mom sure as heck doesn't want me either.
Animal Crossing - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Pascal, Isabelle - Complete
Isabelle's Lecture by Sassy Witty reviews
The Mayor has been unable to focus for the past few weeks; her assistant finds that a stern word of encouragement may help her find some motivation to continue doing her job.
Animal Crossing - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/23/2013
Not So Naïve Anymore by FratPartyAtThePankakeFestival reviews
Everyone knows Kenny's a whore. What they don't know is that Butters is his pimp. M for the fact that the entire story basically revolves around prostitution. Butters' POV.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,302 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Butters S., Kenny M.
That Time Kenny McCormick Fapped To Gay Hentai by eshajouri reviews
A story about how Kenny McCormick, a simple titties-adoring young man, deals with his first mancrush, and all the complications it causes in his life.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,233 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Kenny M., Butters S.
Accidental Reverse by The Rain In Reykjavik reviews
Norway, has it ever occured to you and your overly-advanced mind that you should check if you're saying the right spell before you cast it? Now poor Sealand and Ladonia are stuck with you and your little- VERY little- Nordic buddies! And even if they think they can handle it, no one can handle five baby nations who were supposed to be taking care of them in the first place! LadSea.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Sealand, Ladonia
Playing Games by Ochiba Konpeki reviews
Kenny whooped. "I get to be the doctor!" he called. Cartman immediately began to whine that HE wanted to be the doctor, but was quickly placated by the promise that he could be the head nurse. But then Stan also wanted to be a nurse, so by the time Kyle returned with a bag from his brother's closet, he was the only person left to be a patient. Smut, Stylenric, BDSM. All four. Yes.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,314 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Tell Me I'm Dreaming by IcarusWing reviews
When Victoria Michelle is kidnapped by an obscenely cheerful rabbit-eared man and taken to a world where everyone is convinced that she is the legendary "Alice," come to save them at long last, she is sure they have the wrong person. But with war on the horizon, can she find it in herself to be the hero this strange world needs?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,995 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Seychelles
Poor Boy and Matchmaker Extraordinaire by MousyNona reviews
Kenny McCormick is always the odd one out. But that's exactly what his friends need: a little outside help when coming out of the closet. Creek, Style, one-sided Cartyle, Tyde, main pairing Bunny.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,713 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Kenny M., Butters S.
The Truth Behind Our Adventures by Stephanie May reviews
Some doctors say Finn will never wake up from his Adventures in the land of Ooo. Short Story based on my theory behind Adventure Time. Rated T just to be safe.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,427 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Finn, Flame Princess - Complete
Smash School by My-Joyful-Chaos reviews
That's right, another SSB school seen through the eyes of my OC. Jay is thrust into a strange world called Smash School. She's new so it's obviously hard. Read how she's tries to cope with school, drama, practice brawls, and the antics of the original smashers, as... Teachers? (Thanks for over 300 reviews guys, it's finally complete!)
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 70,417 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Complete
Lightning by ChaosKirin reviews
Stan, Kenny, and the other kids from South Park have an adventure. Stan finds out what it's like to have Kenny's power, and the only way to put things right again is to visit ol' Cthulhu.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,693 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Stan M., Kenny M. - Complete
The Fog from Hell by Heathcliff-Hodges reviews
When Stan's best friend gets murdered, he does everything to find out who the killer is. Nothing scares him more though than when he starts to get help from beyond the grave from the vengeful ghost of his best friend. Can Stan find out who killed Kyle so he can rest in peace or will he be the next victim? I do not own South Park.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Stan M., Kyle B.
The Magic Stone by IllusionaryMagician reviews
Thirteen-year-old Arthur hated going to the hospital. Its white and colourless, smells like antiseptic and the food sucks. Alfred, an eleven-year-old boy recently admitted in the same hospital, has a special way of making the place fun and wants to share it with his new friend. A tale of how a cheerful boy with a stone brought a little light to Arthur's dark life.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,253 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 8/8/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Dirty Little Boys by bethanime reviews
The picture is my Mysterion costume... it has almost nothing to do with the story, but Mysterion is mentioned The girls have made another list! Bebe decides to let Kyle, Clyde, Tweek, and Butters in on the secret from the goodness of her heart... or is it? I don't want to give away all of the pairings just yet, but let's just say one will be very Stylish.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,756 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M.
New Year's In Isolation by Auto-Alchemechanicist
During war, they could only have a few moments to be alone. EngBel.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/3/2013 - England/Britain, Belgium - Complete
Time Square by Auto-Alchemechanicist
They spent the 31st in New York City. EngBel.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2013 - England/Britain, Belgium - Complete
Entrance by Auto-Alchemechanicist
He realized a little too late what her fate was. He just hoped he got to her on time. EngBel.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/3/2013 - England/Britain, Belgium - Complete
Somewhat of an Endearing Nickname by Auto-Alchemechanicist
It was their designated nickname. EngBel.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2013 - England/Britain, Belgium - Complete
Feeling Better by Auto-Alchemechanicist reviews
He didn't like to see her sad. EngBel.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/3/2013 - England/Britain, Belgium - Complete
It Came Down to This by Auto-Alchemechanicist
The kids knew what a mistletoe was! EngBel.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2013 - England/Britain, Belgium - Complete
Out in the Town by Auto-Alchemechanicist reviews
It was a coffee shop. He could not get over that. EngBel.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2013 - England/Britain, Belgium - Complete
Aftermath of War by Auto-Alchemechanicist reviews
She woke up to find herself in his home. EngBel
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2013 - England/Britain, Belgium - Complete
Breaking Neutral Grounds by Auto-Alchemechanicist reviews
Germany wants to get his army past Belgium. However, Britain takes the Treaty of London of 1839 to heart. In other words, nobody messes with Belgium as long as he's around. EngBel.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2013 - England/Britain, Belgium - Complete
Living Room by Auto-Alchemechanicist reviews
England and Belgium could not contain themselves. EngBel.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2013 - England/Britain, Belgium - Complete
Blending In and Speaking Out by 12aria34 reviews
When Elizabeta transfers to a new school in America, she wants to draw as little attention to herself as possible. Maybe becoming Alfred Jones's best friend wasn't the best idea if she didn't appreciate attention. But Alfred has a secret, and she could be the only one to help him keep it. Rated T for eventual intense themes and mild swearing. Sorry about the slow updates.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,062 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Hungary, America
Perfidious Albion by Illeia Evalion reviews
"I've brought you war, and have seen you at your worst. You could say, I know you better than you know yourself." Throughout history, England has been known by the nations to be untrustworthy, but is that strictly true?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,214 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Germany, England/Britain, France - Complete
Peer Into my World by BarracudaHeart reviews
An aspiring filmmaker and orphan, 14 year old Raivis keeps to himself, believing nobody will ever understand him and his work. He is soon adopted by Ivan, a kind but mysterious man. Ivan is hiding secrets from him, and Raivis is determined to understand them. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 65,562 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Latvia, Russia - Complete
RADish by Orpah reviews
When Hong moves into Arthur's family, his strange behavior leads to a rare diagnosis: Reactive Attachment Disorder. But is it true? And if it is not, can Arthur protect Hong before it is too late?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,153 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 7/6/2011 - England/Britain, Hong Kong
Should You Truly Fly Away? by heartrapier reviews
"You're in the afterlife." "Is it because I'm naked?" Britannia Angel/Gilbert
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2012 - England/Britain, Prussia - Complete
Operation: Transformation by etowa-ru reviews
Ciel, bored with anything school related except the library . Elizabeth, beautiful, smart, top of the social ladder, the one to know to go from a Nobody to a Somebody. So when Elizabeth decides to transform Nobody Ciel into a Somebody... AU. Not CXE
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 83,976 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Ciel P., Elizabeth M.
Dear Arthur, Please Come Home by Mars and Kitkat reviews
When Alfred was only the mere age of 6, he lost his older brother. While, at first, he thought it was a simply the other's ignorance making him forget how to get home, it is soon revealed what really happened. Many years pass, and the subject is brought up once more to the now grown American. Will he finally learn the truth behind his brother's disappearance? FrUk HumanAU Bro!UsUk
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/11/2012 - England/Britain, America
Reunion of the Sky by Fantasy-Magician reviews
Vongola rings granted another miracle of vertical space time axis to protect its owner from chaos. Tsuna thought Primo was luckier than he was,at least Primo was not in a coffin. Welcome to the 21th Century Primo!And no! I am not your clone Primo.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,906 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Giotto/Ieyasu S./Vongola I/Vongola Primo
Russia's Blog by WeirdCornChip reviews
Privet, comrades. I have noticed other countries on here have blogs. So decided to start one too! Ask me questions, and I will answer. We will have fun, da? Rated T for Russia. J
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,986 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Russia
The Thing About Winners by GoldenSilvers reviews
Vikings have always been born to win, and the young Denmark and his two friends are no exception. So what's stopping Denmark this time?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Denmark, England/Britain - Complete
Ghosties by The Dangerous One reviews
The world is having a Halloween party, but who will tell the ghost stories? Reviewers control who tells their story next, I will only update if people tell me which country's story to write. Yes, I know that it's not exactly Halloween now, but who cares?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,346 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Romania, Russia
The Child Gladiator by Ms. Britain reviews
"300 days in captivity, countless lives whose blood is on my hands, and I haven't even had my sixth birthday yet." What if when Rome conquered England, France, Spain, and Germanica, they were forced to fight in the Coliseum? What if in the present, Rome came back from the dead and wanted to kill the Child Gladiator responsible for his downfall: England? The Gladiator fights again!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,804 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - England/Britain, Ancient Rome
Learning for Life by Santoka reviews
High School was Tsuna's chance to begin anew, to make it better than Middle School. Well, it had been, until the police stormed his classroom. / Now a Two-Shot; no pairings; rated T for language
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,054 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
This is like, my blog! by Shiori Yomu reviews
Welcome! This is the blog of our dear administrative region, Hong Kong! Be a troll, mess with him, mention HongIce, HongTai, HKUK, and whatever weird crack pairings you can throw! He'll surely reply! ...Probably. *On HIATUS*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 27,192 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Hong Kong
In the Forest Beyond the Children and the Fey by England11247 reviews
He had been around a long time. His mother had been one of the most caring, and magical nations there had been. How could he learn? Better yet, were his brother's going to stop embarrassing him? A bunch of one shots revolving around England and his brothers as children.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2012 - England/Britain
Silver by Darkblacklily reviews
Alfred wants to explore the world, defeat monsters, and gain fame.He drags Arthur, a mage, with him on his journey. Alfred doesn't know anything about Arthur, and he won't tell Alfred anything.What is he hiding? And will his past catch up with him? Usuk
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,269 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 2/14/2011 - America, England/Britain
Give Me a Chance by Lynixful reviews
"Please, choose me Natalya, give me a chance. I can and will love you more than he ever will." Raivis said as a small, genuine smile crept on his face. BelLat, don't ask. Rated T for some sexual content though no actual sex , self-harm, some abuse, language, etc.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Belarus, Latvia
THAT pairing? by sonnetpetal reviews
Request a crack pairing of your choice from the fandom "Hetalia; Axis Powers" and "Hetalia; World Series"! It can be anything from Asia to the Nordics, from the East to the West, all you have to do is think of the pairing!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 9/10/2012
An Englishman, An Irishman and A Scotsman by Otaku Kyari reviews
A collection of shorts based off of the popular Jokes well popular enough in Ireland and the British isles anyway xP . Please enjoy and leave feedback, I'd love to know if it's any good
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,836 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - England/Britain, Scotland
Albion by Maudlin Matryoshka reviews
In the early Middle Ages, a newborn England journeys to find out who and what he is, to find a land to call home, and to change the course of history. No ships.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,789 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - England/Britain
Blog of L'amour by C.bcool444 reviews
France gets his own blog to talk of wine and love and beautiful things! And how annoying Britain is. Revamped into a new and better story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012 - France
The Bird's Nest by RavenWriter8 reviews
It was a normal childhood day for England, the little country who lived in the forest, until a chance encounter changed his life forever. Though not in the way one might expect-not even in the way he could expect, until several hundred years later. *A one-shot, told from the POV of young!England, about the history behind his decision to join WWI on behalf of Belgium.*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,012 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2012 - England/Britain, Belgium - Complete
Centennial by vinnie2757 reviews
100 day challenge for England/Belgium
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,755 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - England/Britain, Belgium
The Place where Soldiers Go by now you see me reviews
At his death, Francis Bonnefoy leaves his granddaughter Michelle a box of old papers in his will. As she looks through them and slowly pieces the heartbreaking story together, on question still remains: What exactly happened to Squad 287? Formerly called All That's Left
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,465 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Seychelles, France
Mr Kumawhatever by Charlotte and Rashka reviews
Alright, I'm slap happy and talking to Rashka on the phone, and she's like, "write something", and I'm like, "Okay, here." AND HERE YA GO.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Canada, Iceland
Hold On Tight by QueenBlueLake reviews
England gets home to find that America is missing. He has been accused by the townspeople of witchcraft and dark magic, and is set to burn at the stake. But no one messes with the British Empire. No one.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,273 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Haunt Me by Rainstorm-Mosspath reviews
'Haunt Me' a drabble originally posted on Tumblr, Echo has watched Leo since he was first brought to the Nightray family. She knows him. But she doesn't at the same time. Only by watching and listening do you get to know a person. And watching and listening was what Echo was best at. No romance.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Leo, Echo - Complete
Bushy Love by Devin Trinidad reviews
Apparently, the she-demon attracted the Viking to HER bush. What are the odds?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Norway, Belarus - Complete
The Echo of Latowidge by HawkAngel13 reviews
Vincent sends Echo off on a mission to spy on his adopted brother, Eliot Nightray, and his servant, Leo. There, she is in disguise and has the oppurtunity to have her own emotions. -set before Eliot's death-
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Echo, Elliot N.
Ghost Speaker by FireLamp reviews
Oh, and one more thing, you know my older brother? Yeah, the child prodigy genius guy? Yeah, he can see ghosts. He talks to them, too. What, what do I think about it? Oh, well that's easy. I hate him, of course.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,587 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Iceland, Norway
Tales From an Artificial Country by Emma CS Me reviews
In which Belgium's increasing problems drive her to seek out other nations, who may have experience with division, partition, death - or just her.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,216 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Belgium - Complete
The Iron Rose by mochistreak
Here begins the story of the first Rose Princess-before the order of Knights, the Devil's seal, or the system even existed. A young slave girl from China with sorceress' blood and a cursed soul is thrust into early Elizabethan England.In a world where women are thrust down and trampled upon, it will take tact, intelligence, courage, and a will of iron to earn her rightful place.
Barajou no Kiss/薔薇嬢のキス - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2012
Pissing Off a Skylark by RainyParadise reviews
All he really needs are his illusions, inspiration, and some talking/singing pineapples. Then he's good to go. Oh, the poor, poor skylark. Rated T because Mukuro is an evil troll.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,670 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - K. Hibari, Mukuro R.
I Saw This One Coming by DanceInLightening reviews
A new twist on the Classic 10 year Middle School Class Reunion story.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,501 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
How the Years Go By by FlareonGirl1 reviews
Everyone has their own story as to how they met and grew up, and this is theirs.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,376 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Red, Yellow
Roomies by InThatMomentISwear reviews
After Marceline's disastrous fallout with Ash, she has no where to go...unless she stays with Marshall Lee, the guy who saved her. Follow her journey. AU MARCELEE
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,744 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Marceline A., Marshall Lee
Me and My Shadow:Spirit by Alurax reviews
Even against Link's friendly nature his shadow -loving dubbed Knil- still seems to hate him,though the desire for his death starts to dwindle. The two begin to wonder if they can actually function as a team, despite the opposing forces. Bromance galore.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,838 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Link, Zelda, Navi, Dark Link - Complete
Pursuit of Happiness by 1008604 reviews
Everyone had the right to be happy, didn't they? There was one person, though, that Wendy wasn't so sure about.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman - Complete
The Other Side of the Family by RainyParadise reviews
Yeah, Tsuna couldn't believe it when a spy room magically appeared next to his room one morning. He couldn't believe it when he was forced to use the room to spy on some of the scariest he knew. But then again, he believed that Reborn is always scarier.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,182 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Marceline's Dates by InThatMomentISwear reviews
Marceline has given up on love, but Bonnibel couldn't have that. Being the considerate friend she is, she has set her on dates that hadn't ended too well. Will Marceline ever trust Bonnibel to set up a date again? MARCELEE AU
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,460 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Marceline A., Marshall Lee
Pirate's Blood by RiotFest reviews
AU and OOC: Prince Peter is willing to escape the rich life like his older brother whom he hasn't seen in 10 years. One night a pirate takes Peter onto a ship. As they sail, Peter is having a ball, but who's the Jerk of a Captain that seems so familiar?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,489 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 7/16/2011 - England/Britain, Sealand
The Albino And The Informant by poopertrooper reviews
When Prussia is found in toddler form deep in the city of Ikebukoro by a famous informant by the name of Izaya Orihara, what relationship will form?
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Prussia, Izaya O.
Cold Soup and Tacos by Porn.Mercenary reviews
Craig is sick and Clyde takes care of him like the good friend he is. But is Craig really a good friend in return?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,144 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Craig T., Clyde D. - Complete
Fight Like A Girl by transemacabre reviews
WW2. Belgium and England will always have Paris. Rated M for mature content, sexual situations, war. Belgium/England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2011 - England/Britain, Belgium
Marked by ll Akane Nakatsukasa ll
With a hidden mark that will forever remind her of what was and wasn't supposed to be, and the members of a temple community hunting her down for something she was born with... Isn't this already too much for a mere ten-year-old to bear?
Barajou no Kiss/薔薇嬢のキス - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/19/2011
Dead Tears, Deserted Life by KKunagisa reviews
Tsuna was sent to another parallel world after all his guardians were killed saving him and he himself was in great danger.But in this new world,a stranger replaced his spot in the lives of his friends.Can Tsuna get his 'comrades' to be his friends again?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Ranma's Got His Girl Face On by LlamaMathilde reviews
Ranma's looking suddenly pretty, and Ryoga gets confused. Alternate versions of chapters 9 and 10.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,354 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Ranma, Ryoga - Complete
The Eyes Of A Child by oOKermitTheFrogOo reviews
Crayons. A feast to the eyes. A wonderful tool to apease the imagination. In this case, they are being gripped by the infantile fingers of Ike Broflovski. He would go to any length to make sure his artwork is delivered to its new owner. Brotherly Fluff.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Ike B., Kyle B.
Story of my Life by RandomHatTheif reviews
Latvia has a hidden talent, and a hidden crush. Belarus needs new reading material, and maybe she needs her eyes opened too. LatviaXBelarus RavisXNatalia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,497 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Belarus, Latvia
Once and Future by RobinRocks reviews
Mild USUK. "Whoso pulleth," England sighed in reply. "Even swords in stones come with responsibility." King Arthur, WWII and an infinite number of parallel legendary deaths.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,482 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/6/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Shrine and Motel of the Goddess of Love by ranfan05 reviews
Ranma's 'brilliant' scheme to cure his curse backfires and now he and Ryoga are... married? How did this happen?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,556 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Ranma, Ryoga
Change of Heart by Making Pasta reviews
After catching her brother with someone else, Belarus begins seeing things in a different perspective. And now she can't stop thinking about the youngest of the Baltic siblings. Belarus x Latvia, minor Russia x China. NO LONGER A ONE-SHOT
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Belarus, Latvia
Just Not Enough by tmcala reviews
He was the smartest kid Kenny knew, but still he could not understand. Kyle-centric. Based on the Mysterion story arc.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
Dear Diary by ai-08 reviews
Alfred F. Jones isn't gay. Just read his diary; you'll see. AU, Alfred/Ivan among others. RE-UPLOADED AND COMPLETE :
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,132 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Straight On 'Til Morning by webcomix reviews
The second star to the right shines with a light for you. To tell you that the dreams you plan, really can come true. Little Arthur will never forget this night for the rest of his life. For TheWonderBunny's Disney Mania Challenge. One-Shot.
Crossover - Peter Pan & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Peter P., England/Britain - Complete
Famiglia by White as Sin reviews
Fusion of APH and KHR. Vargas Decimo is very close to his famiglia, particularly his chosen Guardians. No matter how odd they seem.
Crossover - Katekyo Hitman Reborn! & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/14/2010 - N. Italy - Complete
Nice Ass by xXBeyondBirthdayXx reviews
Stan likes Kyle's ass. Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Such Sweet Sorrow by KHwhitelion reviews
"Oh Emily…." He cried, tilting his gaze towards the darkening sky, "….wherever you are….please look after my son." A much older Victor's final thoughts on someone he holds very dear.
Crossover - Nightmare Before Christmas & Corpse Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Jack S., Victor V. - Complete
King Arthur and the Knights of the United Nations by openedlocket reviews
England tells the nations of the legend of King Arthur when England's fairy friends suddenly transport them to Camelot. Now everyone has become part of the legend and it's up to England to get them back to the present.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,039 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 10/26/2009 - England/Britain - Complete
Playtime by icypinkpop reviews
While in the midst of an epic tickle-fight, Kyle gets an unexpected surprise. Stan/Kyle Friendship. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
xXxRanma by Lost Star reviews
-xXxHolic/Ranma Fusion- Some things are magical, others are silly. Some things are destined, others are chance. Perhaps you would like to read about that divide? Feel free. Do be kind enough to give an opinion of it, at the very least.
Crossover - Ranma & xxxHOLiC - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 75,036 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Ranma, Yuuko I. - Complete
A Pig's Life by Hopeakaarme reviews
AU. On his first visit to the Tendo dojo, Ryoga goes into a wrong room. This leads to interesting situations as he becomes Ranma's pet, Ryokun. To his horror Ryoga soon notices that he is attracted to his 'owner'. Eventual shounen ai RanmaXRyoga. Hiatus.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,955 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Ranma, Ryoga
The Boardinghouse by alithealligator reviews
Doukun originally thought that his mother had been crazy to sign him up for a boardinghouse over the summer, but the sight of strangely familiar faces and feelings of belonging caused him to rethink the situation. [Chirikocentric]
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,410 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Chiriko