Farmer Jen
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Joined 11-19-02, id: 296526, Profile Updated: 11-02-09
Author has written 11 stories for Harvest Moon, Minesweeper, Inuyasha, Shakespeare, SpongeBob SquarePants, and Tetris.

This account is from ninth and tenth grade. I've since graduated from college. This stuff is really terrible, I think, but enough people enjoy it that I don't see why I should take it down.

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Elpitha by Zinovia reviews
Elpitha lives where the vacant lot used to be by Saibara's house and the chicken ranch. With no family ties anywhere else, Mineral Town was the perfect place for her to settle down. After three years there, she finally managed to find some peace... comp
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 119,062 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 11/19/2004 - Complete
A Guide to Dealing With Perfection by Rhianwen reviews
It is an old tale, oft told. New girl takes over old farm. Townspeople take notice. Crops are planted. Cows are milked. Chickens are picked up. Chickens are put over there. Hearts are won. Minds are lost. MFoMT fic
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,402 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Complete
A Haven from the Storm by pvc reviews
Jack's career in ruins, his only option is to work the family farm. He discovers, however, that it's more than a livelihood, as he delves into secrets of the village, his family and himself. Ongoing.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 118,471 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 8/26/2003
A Harvest Moon Vacation by serudanth reviews
The townsfolk of Mineral Town head to Moon Island for one screwed up vacation... [Complete]
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,646 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 4/22/2004 - Published: 10/18/2002 - Complete
Harvest Moon: Back to the Ghetto by NeonGensis reviews
Kai's brother, a gangsta-wanna be moves into the town. He, too, is a farmer, of...pot! Watch the town slowly fall apart! Chapter 12 just added!
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,879 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/9/2004 - Published: 9/17/2001
Harvest Moon Survivor by AttackOfTheHappyMarshmallows reviews
Episode 4! Will AA stop being an evil torturous megalomaniac? Will Cliff realize that love is for morons? Will Jack ever get his pants back? Find out...NOW! Or later.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,746 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 1/3/2004 - Published: 6/7/2002
How Gotz Stole Christmas by Froed The Battletoad reviews
A Harvest Moon take an one of my all time favorite stories, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/21/2003
Um, Thanks by Lady Nailo reviews
Gray needs to bake cookies for Spring Thanksgiving, but there's always something [Flour Gremlins, Dust Monsters, or an annoying Voice] making it hard for him.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,722 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Complete
Personality Check TWO! by Polalis reviews
Yep thats right...Personality Check 2!!! PG13 for language and slightly perverse theme. Check out Personality Check 1 under FF8
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/18/2003 - Published: 11/18/2002
Harvest Moon: Substance by Rommel1 reviews
Rommel, a former farmer and now CT operative, is tortured with a painful past life. His mission now is investigate a terrorist movement in Mineral Town, but he can't help but wonder why this town would be targetted... Please R&R. UPDATED 1504
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,594 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2003
Whispers in the moonlight by starfruit06 reviews
One starry night, a woman makes a wish and a confession about her love for a certain farmer, with the moon as her witness.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,404 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/25/2003 - Published: 4/11/2003
Cat and Mouse by Lady Nailo reviews
Mary and her thoughts on the town, the library, and Gray. [MaryGray]
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2003 - Complete
The Prank War by Marie The Crocheter reviews
Joe accidently angers a newcomer to the village, which escalates into an all out prank war among the villagers! An STH fic, which I haven't seen many of around here...
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,095 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/16/2003
Harvest Moon: Gray's Revenge by serudanth reviews
Gray tries to make Mineral Town his own... What can the people do when Gray has friends in high places? [Complete]
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,494 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/18/2002 - Published: 10/11/2002
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Mental Block reviews
Detective A. Line was never the best detective in the city, but when a puzzling situation stumps everyone else, will he be able to fill in the gaps? Rated PG for some slightly crude humor and shameless puns.
Tetris - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/17/2005
More Than a Fish Tale reviews
An old fisherman's reflections make him realize that there's more to life than that morning's catch.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,219 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/8/2004 - Published: 12/19/2003
Betrayal reviews
A series of short stories about the tragic lives of the men in Mineral Town.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,116 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/30/2003 - Published: 8/19/2003
Unexpected Company reviews
May makes a new friend, who happens to be quite misunderstood.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2003
Inu Yasha: Breadbox Edition reviews
The show in a nutshell
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/22/2003 - Published: 2/18/2003
A Screwed Up Life: The Reprint reviews
The new, improved version of an old story.
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,730 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2003
Bob the Viking reviews
A song I made up when bored in middle school.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/4/2003
Oreo and Jelloet reviews
Originally from an English assignment; the forbidden love of two star-crossed desserts.
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/21/2003
And so, the author writes reviews
What happens when Jack doesn't farm? Beware strong language; writing now edited
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,986 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/14/2003 - Published: 1/4/2003
Long for Love reviews
Popuri's thoughts on Gray.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/24/2003
The True Feelings of Smiley reviews
The Smiley gives his opinion on the fairness of life.
Minesweeper - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/24/2003
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