"Some daddies put babies in the mommies. Sometimes we find daddies. And aren't you excited that we found Dickie?" What if that night in the Tasty Pastry resulted in more than a broken heart?

One shots and Snippets based on artwork and headcanons from blvnk-art on Tumbler, and dialogue from 'it's-hp-bitch's incorrect hp quotes on Tumbler, with a bit of pottermum added to the mix too.

One Bride, One Groom... One Huge Lie. When Bella learns the truth about their long ago past, can she stop Edward from making the biggest mistake of his life? Can they survive the aftermath? AH Edward/Bella/Tanya. Collab between SaritaDreaming and wmr1601

Armed with some knowledge about all of the things that go bump in the night, a bag full of equipment, and three ghosts, paranormal investigator Edward Masen had seen and heard a lot since the day he died, but didn't stay dead. Nothing prepared him for her.

Competitive figure skater Bella Swan meets NHL hockey player Edward Cullen. Bella's Olympic dreams are crushed by injury. Can he help her find the strength to take the ice again? Will they find love and friendship in the meantime? A/H, M, E/B

I am weak, he is strong. I am nothing and he is an everything. I am surviving, he is living. I am tolerated, he is appreciated. I am poor, he is rich. But the one thing that we have in common is that we are eachother's best kept secret. So what do we do? We follow love. All Human. Language and some lemons.

After his brother dies in a car accident, Edward returns to his hometown to raise the little boy that was left behind. But raising a baby alone isn't easy, especially for a man who has spent the last few years partying and avoiding responsibilities. Can his beautiful bookworm neighbor be his saving grace? Daddyward. Tattooward. Lemons. **Complete**

A one night stand, a handful of condom wrappers, and Bella decides she's meant to be alone. Fate has other plans. Re-posted with minor edits.

AKA How Hades Got His Groove Back. A modern!AU retelling of one of the most famous romances in Greek Mythology, with plenty of humor and cursing thrown in for good measure. Rated M for language and liberal use of euphemisms.

Rated MA for language, violence, and graphic sexual content. -Persephone began to scoot towards the edge of the banister to climb down. Hades noticed her awkward descent and stood to move and face the young goddess. His long, slender fingers gripped her waist as she placed her hands on his shoulders to be gently lowered to the ground.- (chapter 8 -first lemon)

Don't Think. Just say yes. Drabble-ish. Fluffy. AU.

"His gaze travels up and down my body, and I watch as he palms himself through his jeans, almost as if he's unaware of it, but I can tell he's straining against the button fly. Then, he leans over me again, and this time I don't shut my eyes. "Mate."" 1st place winner Public Vote for the Red-Eyed Edward Contest

Perpetual outsider Bella only fit in with one person, but now that he's dead, she doesn't see any reason why she shouldn't run away with the beryl-eyed stranger who makes her blood burn. She gets more than she bargained for.

Two people. Two houses. One field. Sometimes anger is so much better than sorrow.

Bella, a pretty and smart girl is leading the picture-perfect life. Edward, a rebellious and lost guy is barely passing the twelfth grade. Follow these two after they end up in bed together at the beginning of senior year and try to navigate a teenage pregnancy.

A series of non-linear outtakes and futuretakes from the SUPERNORMAL universe. (Requests will be entertained) **Spoilers ahead. You've been warned.**

She is different. She is magic. And her life is unbelievably beyond normal - it's supernormal. Featuring: M-rating for language and violence, magic rituals, strange creatures, stranger deaths, some citrus, realistic character development, and a super slow burn.

Bella is walking home during a blizzard and stumbles on a homeless man on the ground. Despite her better judgment she decides to save him from the cold, and the night turns into something she never expected. ON TEMP. HIATUS.

Older Edward sings original music in local clubs, yearning for the big time, and meets a much younger girl who wants nothing to do with him. Mature. Edward and Bella.

He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.

A summer fling. A surprise pregnancy. A high school sweetheart back home. Life is complicated. Years later, can two co-parents keep old feelings out of the equation when circumstances force them under the same roof? Will they want to? A birthday fic for Twilly. AH. Daddyward

Everyone knows about the dangers of the Internet, the liars and the creepers. But friendship can spark there and so can love. Edward and Bella met and fell despite the distance, but though his feelings were true, not everything he said was. A collab with myonlyheroin.

Denmark, 1944: A young Danish woman and a British RAF pilot meet under dangerous circumstances when his plane is shot down over enemy territory. "I have to believe all of this happened for a reason, that I fell in love with him so I could have this opportunity to do good and hopefully make a difference. Edward called me brave, and that's what I'll be. For him."

"Yeah, you should go." I pull him closer. An alternate telling of the end of Mockingjay from Tigris's basement through the epilogue. Canon-Divergent from Katniss's POV. Katniss and Peeta fight in the fall of the Capitol and grow back together.

In Edward's world, loyalty was the difference between life and death, money often corrupted the purest of souls, and trusting the wrong person could prove deadly. Caught in the crosshairs of love, family, and duty, which would he choose? 1st Place Judge's Pick by Hopesparkles

The M-rated sequel to "Stay". The Beast is human again, but still haunted by dreams and the darkness of his past. Belle watched him die in her arms. Nothing can ever erase that. But her prince will try. So they find comfort in each other's arms as they confront the dark nights together. Rated M for dark nightmares and mature sexual situations.

Sirius Black didn't die when he fell through the Veil, instead he is given a second chance, waking up as his twenty-one year old self, a week before Halloween 1981. Armed with knowledge of the future, Sirius fights to ensure the burden of prophecy doesn't fall on Harry's shoulders... But can he survive the war and keep his friends alive? Completed!

My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward. **Chapters 1-18 are being edited and are subject to small changes.**

"I like her, Emmett. And I like the idea of her."

So you're standing in line for coffee, minding your own business, when a sexy cop with nerdy tattoos walks into your life. Soon, you have yourself a sexy, nerdy cop boyfriend who rocks your world. Cops can't be seen on social media, did you know that? Bella didn't. That was going to be a challenge considering she made her living as a vlogger who documented her so-called nerdy life.

He first laid eyes on her when she was waiting tables at her daddy's bar, barely twenty-one and looking innocent as hell. He broke her, shattered her, and now ten years later, he's back to repair what he left behind. Written in Epov. FFMH piece.

"I didn't know you had a bike," she stuttered. "Yeah, well, some chick stole my car." He winked at her. "She jacked the tranny somewhere halfway to the ocean. It took me and the boys two days to get her back to town and it's gonna take another two weeks to get her back up and running." Bella's mouth fell open. "That was your car?" - A love song for Hadley Hemingway.

It had hurt, at the time. He actually hadn't wanted her, he just wanted it. She shouldn't have even been hurt, there had been Abe. But then, there hadn't been Abe, there had only been Stan, kissing her neck, her mouth, wide hand on her back. Blood and smoke and Mountain Dew. PeggyxStan. STRONG T.

Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.

9:37 a.m. Rue de l'Echaude. Paris, France. I was in a strange city, in a new country, on an entirely different continent. So out of my element. Now was not the time to get flustered. Judge's pick, Second Place Overall Judge's Pick, and Best Trifecta Edward in the Control Possess Seduce Contest, 2015

Coming home usually is a cause for celebration, Bella wants to capture the special moments with her camera, but for one soldier, it seems far from it. Entry for the Straight Thru the Heart Contest

Being a movie star is all glamour and privilege, right? Sure, if you call obsessive fans, prying paps, and the occasional threat of bodily harm glamorous, but Edward was used to all that. Bella worked behind the scenes until he accidentally brought her into the limelight and in the sights of someone dangerous. Mystery, action, and romance - welcome to Hollywood.

DeepDiver-ward and his Beautiful Bella have tied the knot and are now embarking on a long, catamaran honeymoon around the Caribbean. Sailing along the open waters without another soul in sight, Edward guarantees Bella a honeymoon she won't soon forget. E/B. Rated M. Romance/Humor. Lots of Lovin'

He is a dingy bar and a tar roof; he is black marker and the euphoria of standing on a ledge with your toes too close. He is a moment seared inside an eighteen-year-old girl that shaped every moment that came after.

There's a long black cloud a'hangin in the sky. Weather's gonna break and hell is gonna fly. - Woodie Guthrie - First Place: public vote and 3 Judge's Picks in the Age of Edward contest - 2015

In the "Legend of Sleepy Hollow," Ichabod Crane, after losing the hand of his love, Katrina, was taken by the Headless Horseman, never to be seen again. What if the legend wasn't quite true? Winner 2nd Place Public Vote, Spell-Binding Award, Validator's Choice (Enchanted by Twilight), and Judge's Choice (BeeGurl13) in the Tricks and Treats Contest 2015.

His gaze travels up and down my body, and I watch as he palms himself through his jeans, almost as if he's unaware of it, but I can tell he's straining against the button fly. Then, he leans over me again, and this time I don't shut my eyes. "Mate."

I was empty. I was unloved. I was nothing. Reunited suddenly after fifteen years, Bella and Edward have lived very separate lives. Can they go back or are they destined to be apart? AH, AU.

It's the summer before college, and what better way to spend it than with friends on the beach. Love, sand, and the ocean is what awaits them. Can two people with difficult pasts move on? A birthday fic for Kyla713

Cause she is fire. The hottest, deadliest kind of fire.

** COMPLETE ** One last high school event changes Bella's life in ways she never imagined, when she finds herself pregnant by an up-and-coming rock star. ** BANDWARD CONTEST ENTRY ** #1 in Top Ten Completed Fics for Apr 2015 on TwiFanfictionRecs **

Juggling two jobs and a full-time schedule of classes, college student Bella didn't have time to figure out just how sexy she could be. Her boss, Edward knew. She was going to figure it out sometime-why not with him? A woman in full possession of her wiles is a force to be reckoned with.

Flannels, candy necklaces, Nirvana and a desire for independence for a girl on the cusp of adulthood. He was the mystery that drew her in and the possibility of happiness or sorrow depending on his whims. Inspired by My So-Called Life.

Their job is to teach the young. Now the teachers are becoming the students when learning about romance. A silly tale about love, teaching, and learning to live to the fullest.

The untold tragic love story of the dragon prince and his wolf maiden. *Sexual content, minor violence, and adult language. Hence the rating.* **Written before Game of Thrones, season six**

Christmas is the time for miracles. A short story written for Christmas and the Beneath the Mistletoe Contest. Beta'ed by the wonderful Alice's White Rabbit.

This story once had over 1,000 reviews before FF deleted my account. Re-posting because the sequel is posted. The man in Bella's bed was second in command of the largest Italian Mafia family in Chicago, and she was the cop that had sworn to take them down. Follow her as she puts her life and her heart on the line. Rated MA for adult themes. AH. Canon Pairings.

The early 27th century - a young omnilinguist gypsy girl who creates visions with her li'lute, an alien bio-weapon struggling with his control, the Federation starship Nova, and how their lives intertwine.

I needed to figure out who Edward Cullen was before he figured out me.

Twenty-five-year-old Bella gets far more than she bargained for after a visit to the fourth floor of her company's office. Can Edward show her that appearances can be deceiving? ** WONKYWARD CONTEST WINNER - 1st Place Judges Vote; Favorite Story of Marvar, Cosmogirl, BellaFlan, Cappy, Nolebucgrl, and CarrieZM ** #9 in Top Ten Completed Fics for Sep 2014 on TwiFanfictionRecs **

Bella is 5 minutes away from what's to be her happiest day - when a phone call changes it all. Frustrated and pissed-off, she embarks on a 10 day vacay to Key West, hoping for some space in which to clear her head, but when she meets the cocky, flirty and sexy-as-sin diving instructor, her plans take a much steamier turn. BxE Summer Short Story with M thru F updates. Rated M.

Moonlight drives and sharpened knives. This is the story of us.

My take on the sin for the SALIGIA compilation: "Seven sinful one shots from seven of the Twilight fandom's most sinful."

The events leading up to and following Louis, Lyla, and August's reunion. After "August's Rhapsody In C Major," Lyla, Louis and August decide to give life together a try... though a family like theirs wouldn't be without their ordeals. Fluffy, M for later.

Day after day for a week, he watched her. He wanted to know her, talk to her, and eventually touch her. The problem was he never had to chase. Will he have to run to catch up?

He was the boy next door. Well. He was the owner of the fancy wine bar next door to the tattoo parlor Bella owned. He was classy, she was scrappy. There was no way they were a match, right? A merry Valentine's Day gift for aurgasm.

She loves the holidays. He loathes them. As new neighbors, they have to learn to tolerate each other. The problem for Edward is that she's irresistible in red. Can she bring the Grinch around in time to save him from a lonely New Year?

An apathetic actor. A young girl coming into her own. He was always larger than life to her. She was always just a child on the edge of his horizon. For both, love was a silly game other people played, until it wasn't.

A tale of two cats and their humans. Rated M for mic cords and a couple of lesbian felines.

A private plane. A velvet voice. A seduction miles above ground. My entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.

Tired of looking for Mr. Right in all the wrong places Bella is pushed toward online dating by her friends. Just who will she meet, or not meet with 29 dimensions of compatibility at play? Find out! Rated M AH/AU Slightly OOC

She'd cost him everyone he'd ever loved. Surely a few months of marriage wasn't too high a price for her to pay in compensation.

I watch her jumping, prancing, her hands empty but taking pictures. Her feet bare on the hot Texas earth. Everything in my life that was planned to a T just whirled away in a ruffled skirt.

Innocent event coordinator Bella has her sanity challenged when the adult toy show comes to town. How will she cope with a world she's never seen and a man who's very comfortable in it? Rated M for lang and lemons

Sequel to My Last Breath. Katniss is the Mockingjay. Peeta is the tortured puppet of the Capitol. She is trying to be strong. He is simply trying to last the night. Eventually, they are reunited, but both of them have changed. Will they overcome their demons in order to defeat the Capitol and Snow? Or will another enemy prove to be their end? Strong T for dark themes. PK

When Bella arrives at Masen Island to finish her manuscript, she's faced with the resurgence of dreams and memories of the beautiful boy who glared at her in HS 4 years ago. Can she solve the mystery of Edward Cullen? 2ND PLACE WINNER PICK A PIC CHALLENGE *COMPLETE* Came in 4th on Twifanfitionrecs Top Ten Completed Fics

Valentine's Day didn't turn out as planned for Bella Cullen. However, imagination and board games might make it a night to remember. My one shot for the Countdown to Valentine's Day.

Edward's heart was broken by the girl he's loved for almost a decade. Drifter Bella wanders into Forks aimlessly one hot summer day. When their paths cross, he proposes a scheme to get them both their deepest desires. But things aren't always as they seem & Fate can have other plans. Rated M.

Follow Harry into the past after he unintentionally makes a wish that comes true. Watch as he meets his parents and the other marauders, as they learn who he is and where he has come from. Can he change his future without destroying the wizarding world in the process? **Complete AU** Rated M just in case

Sequel to Someone To Watch Over Me. Peeta and Katniss have survived using more than wit and cunning. Their love is what ultimately saved them from the arena. But just because they're out of the arena, does that mean that the Games are over? Will they overcome new threats? Or will a surprise neither expected end it all? AU, but as canon as possible. P/K

Life wasn't easy in the early days of the wild west. There were them who settled the harsh land and them who wandered it restlessly. Edward Cullen was of the latter persuasion. He never had a home to rest his heavy heart. Ya reap what you sow, people get what they deserved, so how did a man who knew naught but wrong have something so good and pure handed to him?

A HG rewrite. What would happen if Peeta was just a little bit bolder, and Katniss a little less emotionally confused? You'd be surprised. Let the Games begin. This is an AU, but I've tried to stay as canon as possible. Rated T to be safe.

Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M

1994 was the year that The Cranberries lingered on our radios and Jordan Catalano was still the hottest boy we could imagine. But it was also the year that Bella Swan decided to keep a diary. A record of her actions. A place to share her thoughts.

He's watched her for years, never knowing she was so close. When their worlds collide, will their secrets bring them together? Or will it be too much for them to handle? ExB (Teacherward/Fetishward) ** FicThisGif Contest Entry **

Dear Wishes for You, My name is Riley Biers and I'm nine years old. Soon, very soon I'll leave behind my mom because I have terminal cancer. I write to you today and this is my wish... Rated M for language

Bella needs a new hobby. Will a new pair of ugly shoes, a shirtless guy and a bag full of chalk give her any relief from the boredom? I own nothing, not even a crash pad.

A curse spanning generations for two families. For one, unrequited love. For the other, all consuming hate. Together can they break it?

Bella spends her days surrounded by books and her nights immersed in them. Reading but not living. Imagining but not experiencing. One night changes everything. A story about wrong numbers and a stranger with all the right words.

After the loss of his best friends,Edward is responsible for their little girl. Unable to get the child to open up, he takes her to a bookstore. Inside, he finds a loving young woman, hurting from past regrets and the owner of a magical book.

Edward's fall from grace destroyed not only his life, but the lives of those he loved the most. When he passes out teetering on the edge of total destruction and wakes up 17 again, how many times will he have to repeat the same day to set things right?

It was actress Bella's first love scene and she was nervous. Director Edward tries to encourage her. However, when the scene starts, can Edward keep himself together? Remain professional? And after, keep himself in control? Collab with kyla713

Edward is a successful defense attorney living in LA. He lives a lonely, predictable life. But one day, he wakes up in an unfamiliar house, in an unfamiliar room with Bella laying next to him. Will he ever want to wake up from this dream? AH EPOV

A short story of a boy who falls in love the night of his neighbor's slumber party. Watch them grow from kids to young adults. Former witfit prompt.

Penpals since the age of eight, one in Chicago, the other in Forks, they never anticipated finding their best friend. Will the friendship survive from miles apart when it's put to the test? Collab with kyla713, written for FGB Autism Speaks Fundraiser

After years of surviving in her arranged marriage, Bella hears some news that shatters all of her hopes and dreams. Can she and Edward discover what it means to be together after all? Set in the modern day. ExB

One fateful night, 29y/o Edward must make the decision that haunts every firefighter's worst nightmares. In choosing between his life and that of another, life altering repercussions arise. Rated M. Contains graphic descriptions of fire. HF Warning.

A new spin on a classic tale. It's Christmas Eve, and Bella is working. An unexpected fall and three ghosts help Bella realize the meaning of the holiday and true love. AU-Human. One-Shot. Collaboration fic with cevuplay.

They've been friends since the day he thought her to be an angel. Years later, he returns to where his heart always laid,in the hands of the local cherry farmer's daughter,Bella. Still as beautiful as she was at nine,he hopes to win her heart again.

Edward Cullen thinks he is all alone on the train ride home from work, but a curious stranger interrupts his impromptu concert. One-Shot. AU-Human.

Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.

Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.

A Leprechaun caught...A wish gone awry...A case of amnesia...With a twist of LEMON...Shaken, not stirred *Human/Vampire* *WINNER of the FFFW "Luck of the Irish" One Shot Contest*

Edward's son has a new teacher, one that he'd love to get to know better. Gift for Quietruby.

Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AU-Human. OOC.

J/B & E/A are living on the streets of Seattle. What happens when their paths cross one day? Will they rise up against the odds, or hit rock bottom? Drugs, drinking, excessive obscene language, and mature adult content. OOC. Canon Cpls. Rated M.

Like the roller-coasters in Disneyland, Edward's life becomes a ride full of ups, downs and surprises all thanks to his newest coworker with odd obsession for the Nightmare before Christmas.

Written for the Write What You Know Contest. Both aspiring photographers, Bella and Edward had quickly become best friends. She fell in love with him. He didn't feel the same... at the time.

Successful musician Edward Cullen could have any woman he wants. But there's only one he can't stop thinking about and she seems oblivious to his feelings. Could a Christmas wish change everything for both of them?

As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.

Bella and Edward have a summer affair leaving for two different states when it is over. They end up at the same school and they must figure out how to make their love last despite all the obstacles in their way. AU AH

A set of instructions, tasks to complete. A final destination and a Christmas treat. Written for jandco and withthevampsofcourse's "A Very Cullen Christmas" contest. Co-written with cevuplay. AU-Human. One-Shot.

Inspired by the "Sexy Edward Contest" - Bella is frustrated and calls Edward up for a booty call. AH. GRAPHIC.