Maka's a detective on a mission, and nothing is going to get in her way. AU! Eventual M and Soul/Maka. Warning for language. *Updated and edited for grammar, awkwardness, consistency...that weird way I used to do dialog and my inability to stick with a tense. The story itself is mostly the same, but I hope that you take a moment to give it a reread and enjoy the new chapter!*

" In fact, she already had a plan formulating in her head, and it was time to scrap any trace of Eater from this wall. This wall would belong to her in the end, she was freakin' sure of it." Street Art/Tagger AU. Rated for language and future adult content.

Hamlet-inspired fantasy Soma AU. "So if you bleed red, we're good, and I'll talk about whatever deal you wanna make. If you bleed black, I'm going to-" Leave him there, trapped, to die a slow death of starvation? Murder him in cold blood? She shivered, and it wasn't only because the night air had begun to chill her soaked clothing. "I'll know you're dangerous."

A pocket watch from her father sends Maka to a large room that only contains a man without a face and a mannequin covered in clothes from times long past. The man gives her task which seems simple enough: go through time to find the other watch owner and she can go home. But there's a catch... Full summary inside. Written for Reverb 2015.

Maka is sacrificed to the dragon Soul Eater.

They're just coworkers. Maybe best friends. Except the entire office thinks they're dating and there's a betting pool on when they're going to get married. But no really, they're just coworkers! (No they aren't).

The circus is in town and strange things are afoot, not the least of which is the sudden disappearance of Maka's father and horse. When she finds her stolen horse at the circus, her attempt to steal him back goes wrong and a strange red-eyed pianist catches her in the act. Something's very wrong, her father is still missing, and now she's trapped in a terrifying new world.

Somewhere along the line, between the waking world and dreams, it's easy to lose yourself. But at least he finds a friend or two on the way. This is an AU heavily inspired by Fight Club, but altered very much. Rated M for future violence.

Soul Eater Discworld AU. Maka, a young witch in training, isn't exactly sure how to hold a conversation with a talking scythe, but she'll do her best. Meanwhile, how did he get that way in the first place, and why are her friends going on adventures without telling her what they're up to? Eventual SoulxMaka.

She's a florist and is about to get her first major request for a wedding. Her ex-boyfriend's wedding. The one she only dumped a year ago. AU. SoulxMaka.

Because friendship, partnership, and love are rarely smooth, but always worth it. This is a collection of stories for SoMa week 2014. In the seventh and final story, "First I Love You (or Of Texting and Underpants)," nothing says "I Love You" like a drunk serenade.

Maka, reigning Queen of Hades, has been ordered by Zeus to hit on the latest hottie in the mortal realm. A Hades and Persephone story. Also a story about fruit, peeping toms, immortox injections, and missing underwear. Rated for mature content and bad Greek myth puns. AU Soul/Maka, implied Zeus/everybody.

Tension's been rising in the Albarn-Eater household and that tension's gotta be let out somehow. Rated M for a reason, basically PWP.

In which Maka, a desperate and confused computer programmer, tries to fix her crashed computer and discovers that her security software is a little overfriendly. SoMa. AU. Heavy influences from both Tron and every Glitch Mob song in existence.

Tomorrow could be her last day to live. What if they didn't return from the moon and succumbed to Asura's madness? There were a lot of things unsaid between Maka and her partner, and she would make sure to leave for the greatest battle in her life with no regrets.

Tattoo AU. She watches as he runs his mechanical pen over her friend's skin, as he carves art into her back like an artist does on paper. But she has never come any further than the waiting room until now and he wonders what has changed.

A reluctant Soul opens his family's ski cabin to the members of Spartoi for a holiday getaway. Fun, games, and winter shenanigans ensue. Multiple pairings.

Spirit just can't handle the thought of his darling daughter having sex; luckily for Soul, Maka's not about to take her father's meddling without dealing out some revenge.

After Maka's death, she somehow joins the ranks of Death's undead employees (also known as the "reapers") wherein she screws up some, makes friends with her eccentric co-workers, does a lot of growing up, and – for the first time in her entire existence – truly lives. It's not about death or dying; it's about what comes next. [Maka-centric, slight Soul/Maka. Dead Like Me au]

It's been nearly two decades since the Great Plague. Meant to kill Lord Death and cripple his followers, the virus created and unleashed by Medusa wiped out not only the Shinigami, but most of the world population as well. In a world where kishin run rampant and fear and madness reign, can the surviving children of Shibusen fight their way through the darkness?

It's the night before Maka's eighteenth birthday, and both Soul and Maka have secrets they plan on telling each other at her party. But Soul abruptly falls unconscious hours after they return from what they thought was a routine mission, and when he wakes up, he's no longer himself. In the ensuing battle for truth and Soul's very life, those secrets just might leak out...

High school is hard enough without having to navigate feelings and friendships, but Maka is an A student, and she's got this. Well, she's pretty sure she's got this if Black*Star would stop trying to front and Operation Numb Nuts would work and if Kid and Liz and Pattie would-well. High school is hard. -HS AU Written for Grigorgi Wings Resbang Challenge Soul/Maka Tsubaki/BlackStar

Laser tag is a fun diversion, but there are other things to do in the maze, too. This is an upload of a fic I wrote a long time ago.

As she deals with the husband, she tries not to over-analyze how her partner has no issue going after the children first, how his attention snaps to their quicker movements, how, overnight, he has become eerily efficient at avoiding their fangs. ZombieAU. SoulxMaka

He burns her in the bathroom.

In which Soul "coolly" drops the L-word, Maka discovers jazz, and Black*Star drops some truth about Four Loko and Oprah. [SoMa]

Eight times Soul Evans tells Maka Albarn he loves her. — Soul/Maka

'He's wet. Dripping, soaking, sopping wet and she can't take her eyes off him.'

OFFICE AU. Soul bought her this stapler. He said it reminded him of her, that prick.

A plotless fluffy one-shot about Soul and Maka flirting on Halloween.

She knows they belong together, no matter the story, no matter the timeline, no matter the universe. But in this time and this place, the little black cat is going to have give them an extra nudge in the right direction. AU.

Soul tries to make it on Maka's radar. Maka tries to figure out if he's flirting, or what. Belated birthday fic for Redemtion13. Soul/Maka

When it came down to it, he was filthy. Grease and motor oil were things she would definitely categorize under "filthy". So why was it that she found him smeared with those substances so incredibly desiring? AU!

OneShot. The best part of any mission is coming home.

AU. "Can we not like each other together?" / / In which Soul is an over-protective prick and Maka works as a skate girl at a fast-food restaurant.

Mei Chang was fourteen when Alphonse Elric first came to the court of Xing. She was sixteen the first time he kissed her.

Stretching out his arms, following his meister into the sand, Soul couldn't help but feel utterly smug that it was his jacket she was wearing and no one else's.

AU. Maka's just trying to get by, but everything keeps pointing her in the same freakin' direction: Towards a weird-looking OLD GUY! Valentine's Day fic, sort of. SoMa, two-parter, Crack. Rated for language, mostly.

A series of unrelated oneshots, each written in exactly fifteen minutes. Except for the ones I cheated on. [Any pairings that show up will be BBRa, RoS, or CyJ.]

Wedding bells and separations are the least of Starfire's worries when she learns she must travel back to Tameran...so she can meet her new fiance. Rewrite of BETROTHED.

This story is finsihed. Thanks to all my readers out there.

[Song-fic, Slight AU] Or lie to yourself...and watch it all dissolve around you...[Complete]

This was my contribution for the R&B ‘Shippers United Secret Santa event. A Christmas party and mistletoe. RaBB RoS

Beast Boy had been kidnapped by Chaos and then traded for Robin. Now will the Titans be able to get Robin back? BB&Rae, StarRob COMPLETED

When Raven starts falling in love with one of her team mates, things get a little wacky. When Raven's Lust, a new addition to the mirror, gets tired of being cooped up, she decides to kidnap Raven and go out into the real world (RBB, SR)

She shut herself away from the world because she was forbidden to feel, forbidden to laugh, forbidden to love. Until he changed all that......forever.

It's Lord of the Rings except no ring just one very evil and moldy ding dong! What will happen? OOh very insane!

Raven and Terra visit the local depressing cafe for a little "bonding" over herbal tea. Little does Terra know, it's open mic...and EVERYONE wants to share. Conclusion of Mint Dragon's "Tea With Terra: Prelude to Torture!"

Season 1-era. Raven and Beast Boy have moments. For fourteen chapters. Until you, the reader, are tearing your hair out, groaning, 'Gosh darnit, just get together so I can stop reading.'

Videl hates Gohan, Gohan’s scared of Videl. So, naturally, they get stuck at camp together for a week, right? How are the two teens going to survive being in each other’s presence – particularly when one’s secretly Saiyaman? Read to find out!

A simple, innocent question from one naive girl mounts to something so blissfully unexpected, it seems sureal. Robin and Starfire soon find themselves caught in a whirlwind of new, frighteningly exciting emotions, with only eachother as an escape.

**COMPLETE**B/V that turns into AU, Vegeta takes Bulma to the newly revived Vegeta-sei! What can I say, thing's are just starting to heat up! *EPILOGUE UP!* PLEASE R+R, it's my first long fic!

Nine years ago, Jason Creight made a terrible decision. Now, restricted to a wheelchair, he must face his dark past to save his future... Please review and tell me how I did!

A short spoof of the first Harry Potter book that I had to write for English class. Note: I'm insane, as is my writing. You've been warned.