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NAME: Raychel (No, that's not really how you spell it and yes, I know how to spell my name.)

AGE: 14 (9th Grade)

BIRTHDAY: December 12th,1997

Notice: For my more explict stories good to my other account. Zalonesca.

Hello, I'm Zekkenzo. I'm a huge fan of Kingdom Hearts, Zelda, Hetalia, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood and the Jak and Daxter serious. Once I come up with an idea I'll usually write it down, the other percent of the time I have writers block, whether I like yaoi or not depends what mood I'm in. I also interview oneshots, so if you have a story you want me to review on my DA just ask.

Writing Styles:

Romance: It's actually quite hard for me to put my sappy/romantic thoughts into words. I usually only write yaoi if requested or if I'm feeling depressed, extremely happy, or bored. When writing romance expect a lot of angst or hurt/comfort and the occasional fluff at the end.

Horror/Tragedy: If there's one thing I'm good at it's writing a story with blood and action. Sadly I will rarely write any. My horror/tragedy stories usually have a good ending. Oh, the possibilities...*grins psychotically*

Humor: Okay, so if I really wrote down every funny story me and my friend Kimberlie (kodomo.dragon2) could come up with I would have like a hundred something stories. But I don't.

Yaoi: Yaoi will now be written on my other account.

The Difference Between a Friend & a Best Friend:

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are temporary

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?' OR call him saying 'You're gonna die in 7 days'

FRIENDS:hides you from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS:is probably the reason they're after you in the first place...

FRIENDS:will go to a concert with you.
BEST FRIEND: will help you kidnap the band.

FRIENDS:will help you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: will trip you again and/or sit on your back to keep you down.

FRIENDS:will try to get rid of a brain freeze for you.
BEST FRIENDS: will sit back and laugh.

FRIENDS: Are considerate and polite of your feelings and won't do anything to upset you.

BEST FRIENDS: Are total jackasss, but they have your back and you love them for that. Besides life would be pretty boring without them.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."

"Honestly officer, I swear to drunk, I'm not god!"

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target."

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in heck would you keep looking for it if you already found it?

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

The problem with political jokes is that very often they get elected.

Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

You call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a female dog, a dog barks, bark is on trees, trees are nature and everything in nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment.

When nothing goes right, go left.

The guy who said "Nothing is impossible" has obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy and paste this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer "Where to begin?"

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you have just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something or someone was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If people tend to misunderstand you copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever annoyed people just for fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentence describes you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you laugh at the stupidest things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever attempted to high-five someone and missed completely, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and if you sit down, this one will be too.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, I'll go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is a temple!
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you...
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together!
Woman: Really?! I'd put F and U together!

If you like cartoons, video games, and animated movies even though people say you're too old for them and you don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like films with talking animals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you work on your stories/artwork while sitting in the front row of your classes, copy and paste this into your signature/profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that needs to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you honestly don't give a flying flip what anyone in any clique thinks about you, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever wished that you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're a bad athlete and proud of it copy and paste this to your profile.

Life's too short to worry. If you believe this, copy it to your profile and write some of your own

If you've read a fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile. Huh, a lot of people haven't read fanfiction.

If you've searched Google for the weirdest things, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have an unhealthy obsession with anything (Mainly a cartoon; foods are fine) Then copy and paste this onto your profile. (Though I do my best not to show it)

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

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Could Be Dangerous by hoolihoops reviews
One chapter, one off text fic. Text conversation between John and Sherlock at stupid o'clock in the morning. Rated for mild language. Fluff & bromance all the way. Sherlock/John, Johnlock. Sherlock BBC.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Like His Father by LeiaOrganicSolo reviews
Post Jak 3. A conversation between Sig and Jak leads to childhoods being revealed and their first best friends. Jak x Sig bonding. NO SLASH, i promise
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,256 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Jak M., Sig - Complete
Loser by Velvet mace reviews
Jak x Human!Daxter. Daxter thought his problems would be solved by becoming an elf, but getting his dearest wish has consequences. Warning: Violence, some sexual content, plotfic. Complete
Jak and Daxter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,480 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Daxter, Jak M. - Complete
Laundry Day by Luna-Kitsune-Blu reviews
Contest Entry:. Jak and Daxter have it pretty tough. The last thing they need to see is Torn in nothing but his boxers...Jak II based
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Complete
Coffee by Quick-Demon reviews
Just how do you deal with a decaffinated Jak?
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Jak M. - Complete
Store room by Quick-Demon reviews
Jak and Dax get stuck inside a closet while on a mission... hmm... some heroes they are. How are they going to get through an old style door? Door knobs can prove more of a challenge than buttons!
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2004 - Jak M., Daxter - Complete
Bubblegum by Quick-Demon reviews
Jak and Daxter find themselves in a sticky situation... Sequel to Jak and Daxter, meet coke. But can be read as a stand alone.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Jak M., Daxter - Complete
Jak and Daxter, meet Coke by Quick-Demon reviews
Find out what Jak and Daxter do when they find earth's populuar black drink. Short fic.Raises coke glass Cheers!
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2004 - Jak M., Daxter - Complete
Timeless by Yoink Daydurfurits reviews
After the doors were closed, Riku has been in the shadows but in the shadows,there is no such thing as time because time is meaningless. So what happens when Sora opens the door five years later? SoraxRiku & SephxCloud YAOI
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,763 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/22/2003 - Published: 5/29/2003 - Sora, Riku - Complete