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Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter, Animal Crossing, Holes, and Twilight.

'Now have a crumpet, Harry,' Minister of Magic, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Askaban by J.K. Rowling

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Hi! You have just clicked on my Profile, Comix and Co. I've been using that pen name since I was 11- and I'm teased something rotten because of it. My real name is Megan and I signed up to Fanfiction as soon as I turned 13 (I'm a rule follower!)

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1. HARRY POTTER!!!!!

2. Animal Crossing

3. Dramione (That's Draco/Hermione)

4. OOC Voldemorts

5. Blaise/Ginny

6.Wrock Music- In paticular at the moment The Ministry of Magic

7. A Very Potter Musical/ A Very Potter Sequel

So I was searching Animal Crossing fanfiction when I came across an author named HufflepuffLuv, and I decided to take a quiz from her profile.

List your 12 fave HP characters:

1. Hermione Granger

2. Draco Malfoy

3. Voldemort

4. Blaise Zabini

5. Dolhav

6. Justin Finch-Fletchly

7. Bellatrix Lestrange

8. Scorpius Malfoy

9. Rose Weasley

10. Ginny Weasley

11. Cedric Diggory

12. Luna Lovegood

1) Have you ever read a 6/11 fic before?
No... I'm not into slash.

2) Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Um... On a scale of one to ten a 7.22.

3) What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
I would say that boys can't get pregnant.

4) Do you recall any fics about 9?
Yep, quite a lot really. There was one that was a one-shot where she invited her boyfriend Scorpius to meet her parents and her father fainted; one were she wasn't Ron's daughter, but Draco Malfoy's; one was after the war, when Rose was friends with Abus and Scorpius, and I strictly remember this part when her little brother said 'If it hadn't been for the war, mum would have ended up with Malfoy!' or something like that and Hermione ran out of the room. The last one I read was a Christmas one where Rose was going to marry some Zabini and Scorpius stopped her from marrying him.

5) Could 2 and 6 make a good couple?
NO! There are some fictions where Justin is gay, but Draco is DEFINATLY straight! He belongs with Hermione!

6) 5/9 or 5/10?
I'd have to go with Dolhav/Ginny, even though it makes me cringe, because if he dated Rose it would just be sick- he's old enough to be her grandfather... And I think he died in the war...

7) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex? Is that even possible?
I'm not sure what Bella would do, but I'd think I was going crazy and blame it on all the Knargles in the room...

8) Make up a summary of a 3/10 fic.
Do I have to? . . . Fine. And don't blame me if it sounds a bit rubbish or wierd- I don't believe in that couple.

It's the end of the Final Battle and Harry Potter lost (He also disapeared). As his first evil decree as the winner, Voldemort orders everyone to make him waffles because he's hungry. He eats all the waffles, yet he didn't get fat. One persons waffles were better than the rest. Voldemort would always want to eat those waffles. So he orders the maker of the waffles to become his servant- Ginny Weasley. But what happens when they start to have... Unhealthy notions for eachother... And when Harry turns up?!?!?!

I'd call it: 'For The Love of Waffles'

9) Is there anything such as 1/8 fluff?
Normally I'd say HELL TO THE NO! But it seems there's quite a lot of fictions in that category... Some people can be very wierd.

10) Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.
Uh... 'Why Did You Let Them Lock Me Up?'? I don't know!

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to de-flower 1?
What does de-flower mean? Actually... I don't wanna know.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read 3?
There isn't anybody on my friends list, but I like to read parodies of Voldemort!

13) Does anyone on your friends list draw or read 11?
As I said just now, Me has no friends.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5?
I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS ON THE INTERNET! And besides, Draco no likey boys.

15) What might 10 scream in a moment of great passion?
Well oddly I don't read much of Ginny centering fics so I wouldn't know, but if it was in my mind she'd shout: 'THE BABY IS YOURS, BLAISE!'. Sadly, real-life Ginny would probably yell 'I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU HARRY!'... Stupid real life Harry.

16) If you wrote a song fic about 8, what would you use?
Hey I've been sitting on this one for AGES! I've always wanted to write a song fic about Scorp and Rose using Rosé by The Feeling, about Scorp's growing love for the girl who'd always hate him! Sadly, I can never be bothered to do it when I'm writing.

17) If you wrote a 1/6 fic, what would the warning be?
WARNING- May be swearing inside, and Justin will probably die towards the end for no apparant reason.

18) What would a good pick up line for 10 to use on 2?
. . . No comment. Probably because I can't think of anything.

19) 1 and 7 are in a happy realationship until 9 runs off with 4. 1, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night-stand with 11 and a breif unhappy affair with 8, then follows the wize advice of 5 and finds true love with 3.
Hermione and Bellatrix are in a happy realationship until Rose runs off with Blaise. Hermione, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night-stand with Cedric, and a brief unhappy affair with Scorpius, then follows the wize advice of Dolhav and finds true love with Voldemort.
. . . My brain is so wierd for spewing this up.

I found these on DracoMalfoy4Ever's profile; they made me laugh:

You say Twilight,
I say Harry Potter,
You say vampires,
I say wizards,
You say Jacob Black,
I say Sirius Black,
You say Team Edward,
I say Team Weasley,
You say Robert Patterson,
I'll say '... Is Cedric Diggory',
You say Robert Patterson is hot,
I say Tom Felton is HOTTER!!!!
You think Bella and Edward make a dream couple?
I think Draco and Hermione are,
You say Edward,
I say Harry, now CRUCIO!!

Boys are like slinkys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

The hat says I'm in Ravenclaw!

Said Ravenclaw, 'We'll teach those who intelligance is surest.'

Ravenclaw students tend to be clever, witty, intelligant and knowlegable. Important people there include Cho Chang and Padma Patil (Objects of Harry and Ron's affections) and Luna Lovegood (daughter of The Quibbler Magasine's editor)

TAKE A QUIZ TO FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE MOST LIKE:
Http://www.piratemonkeys.com/quiz.php

I was like Lord Voldemort... I'm not sure whether to be happy or sad.

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The Fifth Marauder by Aquarius23 reviews
What if there were five Marauders? What difference could one person make? What secrets could they hide? Follow Lily, James, Remus, Peter, Sirius and Emma as they take on Voldemort and all his minions. Marauders first year until Harry's last.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 83 - Words: 512,722 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 8/30/2010 - James P., Sirius B.
About These Scars by Serenity Ma Sogni reviews
It was a letter no one was supposed to read, and the worst possible person just happened to find it. GilbertxMatthew Rated M for past and current abuse, depressed thoughts, and partial thoughts of suicide. No smut. Maybe other pairings later on. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,852 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Canada, Prussia
More Than An Engineer by CloudyLightning reviews
Link is just your everyday mute engineer, who thinks he's stuck with the dumbest people in the world. But when Zelda asks him to help her, he becomes more than he wanted to be. Worse. 'How the heck am I supposed to friggin' ask a darn Lokomo when I can't even talk? People think I'm friggin' dancing' Yup. Definitely worse.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,729 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Link, Zelda, Dark Link
Legend of Zelda: Fate's Design by Opal223 reviews
It's been a few years since Link saved Hyrule. He can still change into a wolf using the shadow crystal, but when the shadow crystal shatters and he is stuck in his wolf form, what is he to do?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 72,264 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 9/21/2012
Alternate Universe by Blueninjamanga22 reviews
Where every chapter is in a different Alternate Universe, with no connections or explanations as to why. T for language, multiple pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,090 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 8/27/2013 - N. Italy, Germany, Japan
13 Reasons Why by Mango-tan reviews
Antonio Fernandez Carriedo doesn't want anything to do with the tapes Lovino Vargas made. Lovino is dead. His secrets should be buried with him. Then Lovino's voice tells Antonio that his name is on his tapes- and in some way, he's responsible for his death. As he listens to the tapes, what he discovers...will forever change his life. I do not own Hetalia and 13 Reasons Why.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,045 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 2/13/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Eleven Years Old and Crime Lords by Airen Rin reviews
Based on a prompt. When Wall Maria fell, there were problems as a lot of people were suddenly crammed into a small place. A lot of people were desperate to get by. A story in which Eren, Mikasa and Armin turns to crime to make ends meet and accidentally became notorious.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,431 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Armin A., Eren Y., Mikasa A.
A Change of Gait by Wildeve of the Heath reviews
Eren loses his horse during an expedition so he has to ride with Levi. Eren's a bit delirious and feverish from coming out of his titan form and decides to secretly give Levi a hand job while their squad rides back to the Scouting Legion HQ. The fallout afterwards may lead to the answers mankind needs. [ORIGINALLY SNK MEME KINK FILL], NO LONGER A ONE SHOT
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 91,666 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Eren Y., Hange Z., Levi - Complete
Whispers In The Dark by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
Once upon a time there was the town of Trost. And within this town they had one rule and one rule only. Never, under any circumstances, go into the forest. Too bad Armin didn't even have the chance to listen... AU. Eremin. Rated M for future chapters.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,660 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 11/27/2013 - [Armin A., Eren Y.] [Bertolt H., Reiner B.] - Complete
Three Warriors by Cavallo Alato reviews
Annie Leonhardt, Bertholdt Fubar, Reiner Braun. Titan Trio -centric. (contains spoilers) "It wasn't a lie." Truthfully, they just wanted to go home. They didn't want to "live happily ever after". They simply wanted to "live".
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 29,169 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Reiner B., Bertolt H., Annie L.
HetaOni: Adventures in the Mansion by LittlexMissxPsycho reviews
Door opening Mochi, mushrooms that grow in the middle of hallways, onigiri found in a library, questionable water sources, and a.. toilet vending machine? Well sounds like fun to me! Follow the story of Hetaoni in a new way, where anything can happen! Because hey, Steve likes a game of tag every now and then! Rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,314 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Japan, N. Italy
Divine Punishment by Moon White Rose reviews
Din, Nayru, and Farore, tired of a centuries old cycle, complain. They get punished by becoming the very thing they complain about as well as being cared for by their chosen. AU. *NEW CHAPTER UP!*
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,897 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Din, Nayru, Farore
The Merman and the Grump by Raikun-sama reviews
Levi, an anonymous writer who's on a break, takes a walk on the beach and encounters a strange boy. A strange boy who is certainly NOT a former merman. A strange boy who Levi is certainly NOT falling in love with. Modern AU Riren. Loosely based on The Little Mermaid.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,428 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
Hetalia Academy for Misbehaved Boys by Blueninjamanga22 reviews
This is Alfred's fifth year at Kirkland's Academy for Misbehaved Boys, a disciplinary boarding school for delinquents, and the first year he's gone without his twin brother and his best friend, Matt. But then he meets Kiku, a boy who could just possibly be Alfred's new best friend. Can he survive another year at Kirkland's without getting expelled . . . or loosing his new friend?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,410 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Japan, America, England/Britain
Stand Up, Don't Be Shy by BunBunC reviews
Theater is serious They're bound to be a bit dramatic, especially when it comes to (SNK Highschool/Theater )
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,364 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Eren Y. - Complete
Written by by Cloud Piece reviews
Your favourite characters don't read fanfiction. No, they write fanfiction. One-shots written by your favourite characters. Chapter two: 'Eren, Mikasa and Levi live in a world plagued by dragons.' AU, written by Eren.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Eren Y., Mikasa A., Levi
Insanity by broken melody x reviews
He's been forced to ask for her help. What's stranger is that she'll accept. And that will land her in a position she would never have dreamed of having...ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,113 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Gioielli del Fato by Dogsrule reviews
By day Lovino Vargas is a normal everyday student, by night he is the norious phantom jewel thief 'Spirito di pomodoro'. But what is he supposed to do when the person in charge of catching him suddenly transfers to his class? Cover created by HolyRomanGermany. Rated T
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,447 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 2/5/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
The Hyrulian Valhalla Saga: Side Stories by Queenie Z reviews
The Heroes were a brotherhood bound by destiny and a family rich in love. A collection of less comedic, multi-genre fics set in the universe of "The Hyrulian Valhalla Saga". Some chapters contain a bit of Link x Link.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,793 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Link
Life Debt by Ravensnake reviews
He took hold of the cloak, but before placing it over my head again, he placed his face beside mine, whispering, "You owe me one." Life debts are a big deal in the wizarding world, but what if you owe your life to your worst enemy? Please R&R-T for now. Finally complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 74,215 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 1/11/2010 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Abyssinia by thegoblinjester reviews
In an old theater in New York, all covered in vines... there lives a young boy named Feliciano. Outside of his home is a world of vampires, werewolves, magic, character death, GerIta, DenNor, HongIce, PruCan, LietPol, SuFin IggyChu, Spamano, and other assorted pairings. Written like a game... a very awesome game.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 46,873 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - N. Italy
Hetanimals by cowspot reviews
When attending the world meetings, it seems that a few nations don't turn up. This seems normal; but in reality, they were turned into their national animals! Contains adult themes/language, crack, extremely stupid. This fanfiction should not be viewed by anyone.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,111 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - England/Britain, America, France, South Korea
The Sleek Black Mediator by Hikari Kaitou reviews
After witnessing the most recent bout of odd behavior from Sweden, Finland ends up pouring his heart out to Swedencat about his uncertainties about how to define his and Sweden's relationship. For being a cat incapable of human speech, Swedencat turns out to be a surprisingly adept counselor. Nekotalia crossover.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
To Tame a Viking by SchizoUnicorn reviews
A young photographer named Tino meets a handsome viking named Berwald, who has been sealed away by a magic spell for centuries. Stranger yet, Berwald seems to think Tino is his wife! And what are these mysterious dreams Tino is having? SuFin M for LC
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,877 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Prussia's Lullaby by Kurotalia44 reviews
Prussia, along with France and Spain, sing to Germany about their plans for his future. Song is Lullaby from Lion King 2.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
How I Got Saved by Bri Nara reviews
Toris was always bullied from day one. Can this new student, Feliks, cure a broken spirit? Warning: homophobia, suicidal themes, bullying, and Highschool AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,627 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
Eight Hundred by HappyLamp reviews
When Hungary visits her long time friend/enemy, Prussia, truth and lies become muddled up with her feelings. Slightly angsty, with a plot twist at the end. Prussia x Hungary
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Catching Boulders by Firefly Fairy In A Bottle reviews
Sequel to Break My Fall. Green is caged in. Red is twisted. Blue is misinterpreted. Vio is reckless. Shadow is bitter. Zelda is pressured. And Vaati is forgotten. AU, RedxBlue, VioxShadow, GreenxZelda. Cancelled.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,133 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012
Hair of the Dog by brattyteenagewerewolf reviews
Tino had been a bit stupid. He probably should have run when he'd first heard the growl from the shadows but he didn't. Now he's thrown into a violent world where all you can trust is your pack and your neighbours would kill you as soon as look at you. On top of this he's forced to deal with growing feelings for the werewolf who doomed him to this life. SuFin, DenNor
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 62,491 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Finland, Sweden, Denmark, Norway - Complete
Zelda Interviews by Sepha Fanfics reviews
This has been discontinued due to the fact that I was breaking rules...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 166 - Words: 7,982 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 8/11/2012
Light in the Dark by Blissful Abyss reviews
Arthur Kirkland is severely abused by his father at home and has to care for his little brother Peter. What's worse is that the people in his grade are giving a bad time. But when he meets Alfred F. Jones, the new boy from New York, Alfred acts like a beacon of hope for Arthur; a hope that could change him forever. Rated T for swearing, abuse and slight YAOI. USUK, PruCan and OCs.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 57 - Words: 102,690 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 6/3/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
100 Things That America Must Remember by Tortelliniti reviews
Even the United States of Awesome can't do whatever he pleases... Read for a list of things America's prohibited from doing!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2013 - America - Complete
Romano's Smile by Clockwork Night reviews
Spain absolutly loved his smile, those rare times when it felt like the world had stopped just so Spain could tresure it a while longer, -Spamano- cute fluffy, yaoi, cute ending.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Animal Crossing, via boat by Bryony Honeysuckle reviews
Two personalities collide by accident when they end up on a boat leading to an unknown place.
Animal Crossing - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 22,684 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011
Nobody Likes the Color Yellow by LoDGAsDork reviews
They said they'd come back... stupid heros. Why'd they leave me? It's so dark here. But I suppose that's the way it is, isn't it? Nobody likes the color yellow. Four Swords OC, kind of dark in a twisted, insane way.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Complete
I Solemnly Swear Nothing Good Can Come From This by that-mad-girl-in-the-corner reviews
Teddy has a time turner accident that takes him and seven-year-old Lily Luna into the Marauder's Seventh Year at Hogwarts. There they cause chaos and receive a lot of attention, but Teddy knows one thing for sure: Nothing good can come from this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,522 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Teddy L., Remus L.
Fast Food Frenzy by DragonEye0905 reviews
AU; Ghirahim is at his favorite fast food restaurant, when Link walks in, and they have a little... disagreement. WARNING: OOC and childish humor/violence.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Link, Ghirahim - Complete
A Clandestine Reality by Tears of Ebon-Grey reviews
It had always been a subject of discussion that Rose hadn't inherited the famous Weasley red hair... Everyone has their secrets, Hermione Weasley included. But what happens when those secrets finally see the light of day? .:HGDM:.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 90,243 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Mirror of Erised by Skylar of Gryffindor reviews
This is a story of what I think the Harry Potter Characters would see in the Mirrot of Erised
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011
The ABC's of Hetaoni by DarkAndDeviant reviews
This is what I think the Hetaoni vocabulary would be like, A-Z
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Complete
The Problem of Heirs by Queenie Z reviews
"I'm talking about marriage! We're going to have to get married if we want the royal bloodline to continue!" Post Phantom Hourglass. Link x Tetra. Mild suggestive themes.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Tetra, Link
Break my Fall by Firefly Fairy In A Bottle reviews
Green is used. Red is invisible. Blue is judged. Vio is anti-social. And Shadow is new. AU, GreenXZelda, RedXBlue, and VioXShadow. Now has a TV Tropes page; go check it out.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 44,396 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Complete
Hold Me Close, Make Me Smile by PottyforPotter7 reviews
Despite her abusive husband Hermione has stuck with her marriage to Ron, believing it to be her responsibility as wife. But she has a secret he can't know, and shes torn between her mind & her heart. And this recent pregnancy is only complicating matters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 116,805 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Murder changes us all by dalek260 reviews
AU Ron kills Hermione in cold blood when he discovers her relationship with Fred and leaves with Harry on the horcrux hunt. What will happen when Hermione returns from the dead?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,975 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's 101 Ways To Get a Girl by panneler-san reviews
Number Six: Pounce
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,465 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Happily Abducted? by Clouds On the Brain reviews
On a whim, and after ingesting a few potions possibly too many, Link decides to kidnap Zelda early one morning. Since the Hero of Time can't possibly mean any harm, and she really needed a mini-vacation from her royal duties anyway, Zelda goes along with it and the two goof off around Hyrule. Maybe getting kidnapped isn't quite as terrible as she'd thought...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,530 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Link, Zelda - Complete
My Point to Come Across by RadiantWaterfalls reviews
Rated T just to be safe. Why can't we just see that we should just love and not abuse?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Vio, Shadow Link - Complete
Wearing your colors by KraZiiePyrozHavemoreFun reviews
In honor of the house cup, a little snippet between two very well known rival house members. T for some words.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Testing Your Tolerance by CherriLuvsMusic reviews
To Draco, Hermione is a stuck-up know it all. To Hermione, Draco is an annoying ferret. Neither one can stand the other. But when they hold a bet that requires them to start dating, things will end in disaster. Or will they? Read and Review! Complete! First fic, quite OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 52,328 - Reviews: 1381 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Give Me 5 Minutes To Introduce You To Draco Malfoy by Lil Diana-doll reviews
"Give me five minutes to introduce you to Draco Malfoy, no more, no less."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Not This Time by Assassin Ninja Spy reviews
You know, Link gave so many warning growls to Midna and enough was just enough
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Wolf Link, Midna - Complete
Tik Tok by wolfpackof1 reviews
By 1wolfcub! Parody of Tik Tok by Kesha.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Voldemort - Complete
Found Out by TheWarriorQueen reviews
"Did you really think you could deceive me, Severus?" Crack!fic. Oneshot. Complete. Written for Carrot-Bunny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Breaking the habit by SkyeElf reviews
Hermione has this nasty habit of biting her fingernails... and Fred has just the solution. Fremione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Lord Voldemort: Matchmaker by potato4 reviews
When the one and only ex-Lord Voldemort plays matchmaker, eight of our favorite characters end up on a desert island. Add a new Muggle game show and two overenthusiastic hosts, and what will happen? Main couple: D/Hr. Other couples are a surprise!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,235 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
31 out of 33 by Blizzen reviews
He is gone and no one understands my pain. Warning: Character death
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
Well, I'm Gonna Die Anyway by MermaidGirl34 reviews
While going to the Forbidden Forest to give himself up, Harry makes a decision. He's going to die anyway, why not go out with a laugh? Harry makes fun of Voldy before he is "killed." OOC Harry, confused and irritated Voldy. Crack-fic, now a 3-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,688 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
How did this happen? by Emo Girl 15-95 reviews
Fred and Hermione have an affair so what will be the consequences? My first fanfic so not sure what to write here read to find out more. I don't own Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 18,236 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
What Happened by midnightstar4ever reviews
SEQUEL TO LOVE HAPPENS! Draco, Hermione and every one else read the 'book' What will be in it? What happens next? Why did the book even open? How will it affect life as they know it? Find out inside! You know you want to know. Pls. read Love happens first
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 68,644 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Snow Flurries by MizSphinx reviews
Moderately content with life and her upcoming nuptials to Seamus, Hermione is understandably shell-shocked when she opens her front door one evening, and finds Fred Weasley standing - very much alive - on her doorstep. Secret Santa fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,649 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Blankets by Harriettlovesbooks reviews
It was because of the blankets on the bed that Fred first noticed that something was wrong. But he never expected his wife to get him back for it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,205 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Say what? by BlondeGinger711 reviews
'HERMIONE, COME HERE! GET AWAY FROM THAT PHYCO,' Ron demanded. 'THERE'S EVEN A FREE SEAT' He screamed shoving Harry of his chair. What happens when Snape reads Dramione's notes? **3RD CHAPTER NOW UP** T for Swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,393 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
New Events by LadyLissaLight reviews
"The Tri-wizard Tournament is to be held again" - "I could get any girl." "Even Granger?" "Yep." "I dare you to seduce her." "Done." - "Hermione, who are you going to the ball with?" "... Draco Malfoy." "WHAT?" Please read!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 103,515 - Reviews: 1814 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Family Ties by Linneam reviews
"I ran." The words seemed to shatter what little bit of composure Sirius had kept. His thin shoulders began to shake, and he hoarsely began the story. "We- We were fighting, and I ran... " When his family becomes too much, Sirius flees to his best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2011 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
They say you're crazy by GemmaGemini98 reviews
Bellatrix Lestrange. They say she's crazy. Mad. Insane. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Bitten by AstrophobicChick reviews
Snape gets bitten by a Vampire. Let the fun begin.. ;
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Severus S.
CATaclysm by LifesADarkArt reviews
Sequel to CATastrophe. Hermione finds her Animagus cat self in another predicament with Draco. had a lot of requests for this so here you go. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,219 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Truth by SonarTheHedgehog reviews
Austria wants to know what truly happened to Holy Roman Empire, so he calls a world meeting. France thinks he knows, until England finds a way to show them all what really happened. Let's just say nobody saw this coming. Happy ending or not? K for blood
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Germany, Holy Roman Empire - Complete
A New Start by FlareonRocks reviews
"You should always get out of my way you-Hermione?" The man said shock in his face. The guy looked familiar but after many nights of drinking herself to sleep Hermione had forgotten a ton of stuff. Based 5 years after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,298 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
barricade by sarsaparillia reviews
There's only darkness at the finish. — Draco/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Kidnapped Daughter by A.Pelosi reviews
What happens if Hermione Granger finds out she is adopted? R&R Now...a romance story b/w Hermione and Draco! Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,709 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Wisdom in the Water by Horseygirl7 reviews
A strange young girl appears on the beach of camp half-blood. What does she have to do with both Percy and Annabeth?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011
Aurelian by BittyBlueEyes reviews
Two years after the war, a young stranger pays a visit to the burrow. His arrival alone is baffling, but the news he brings of an upcoming war turns the world upside down. Hermione's quiet, post-war life will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 271,132 - Reviews: 2198 - Favs: 2,488 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Under Malfoy's Orders by citcat299 reviews
Malfoy tricks Hermione and puts her under a spell, forcing her to obey his every command. However, not everything goes according to plan... please R&R! Set in 6th year, written before HP6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,473 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Last Request by dotheyreally reviews
They say the things about a person come out after they die. D/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,103 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Stuck Together by KrisCheshee reviews
"You're calling me Weaslette? Well, now I'm calling you Zucchini." "Because you turned emo and enjoy the pain?" "QUIET!" "IT'S IN MY EAR!" "Oh, dear Merlin no." Interested? Read it! Draco/Hermione. Please read? -Kris
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,820 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Love Happens by midnightstar4ever reviews
Hermione and Draco Met in a ice cream parlor when they were 7, but when they go to hogwarts they dont recognize each other at first, will they ever... Please Read and Review...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 144,038 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Captive Memories by potato4 reviews
Harry's angry, Ron's advantage-taking, Astoria's jealous, Ginny's conniving, Blaise isn't helping, Draco's upset, and Hermione's pregnant and stripped of her memory. Goodbye war, hello drama. SEQUEL TO PRISONER UNLEASHED! NOT fluffy! NOT really soap-opera
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,036 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Hermione's Turn by potato4 reviews
"I'll call it... SPBFW!" "Bless you."/ "I thought you were taking us to dinner, not a bloody Hogwarts reunion!"/ "YOU KILLED NEMO!"/ It's Hermione turn to pick where the Trio goes to dinner, and she picks a fancy restaurant. Funny parody fic. R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Draco and Hermione Watch AVPM by potato4 reviews
One night, Draco, Hermione, Harry, Ron, Ginny, and Blaise watch A Very Potter Musical. How do they react? What will Merridew do when she finds out? And what happens when Ginny and Blaise are nosier than ever? SEQUEL TO DRACO AND HERMIONE READ FANFICTION!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,911 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Advice by potato4 reviews
Hermione has a new advice radio show. 'Jim' calls in one day, asking for help with 'Melissa', a girl he likes. Hermione realizes that Jim is a lot like Draco Malfoy, but who could Melissa be? I just realized that was my worst summary ever. Please R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco and Hermione Read FanFiction by potato4 reviews
What if Draco and Hermione, for a Muggle Studies assignment, read a fanfic? And what, just what, would happen if that fanfic was a Dramione? Rated T because I rate them all T. FINALLY FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,376 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wolf, the Imp, and the Swordsman by Lady-Valiant reviews
The one-shot idea that wouldn't leave: While searching for Midna a sword, Link has an interesting encounter with the local swordsman.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Wolf Link, Rusl - Complete
Prisoner Unleashed by potato4 reviews
Hermione is Draco's new slave. Draco, a faithful Death Eater, wants nothing more that to take Voldemort down. And she may be the only key to being able to do just that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,448 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Have No Idea: Flying To China by potato4 reviews
Ron's on his way to China! What happens when a worker tries to stop him, Luna's flying the plane, Draco's a flight attendant in a skimpy uniform, Ginny's sitting behind him, and Harry's in a superhero costume? THIRD PART OF THE "I HAVE NO IDEA" SERIES!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
I Have No Idea by potato4 reviews
Hermione is locked in a tower. Draco is underneath. Voldemort is craving frozen yogurt. And somewhere in China, Harry stubbed his toe. PARODY FIC. Twist at the end!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Marriage Most Convenient by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione lost it all when she divorced. Draco would lose it all by age 30 if he didn't marry. Marriage to each other would be perfect, one would even say it was most convenient. Her daughter even looked like him, although, he wondered why that was.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 183,878 - Reviews: 4180 - Favs: 2,891 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Love For Teddy Remus Lupin by siriusisbest reviews
The war is over but when Andromeda Tonks is diagnosed with a deadly disease, what will happen to little Teddy? And now that he's with his closest remaining relatives, who will give it all up for the good of Teddy Lupin's future?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 53,344 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Goodbye Brother by misswhiteblack reviews
By the time you get this I will be dead ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
We Learned the Sea by luckei1 reviews
Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,007 - Reviews: 3803 - Favs: 4,188 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hylian Pie by Paperclippe reviews
This is a parody of Don McLean's American Pie, changed for The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time...Um...Yeah. Well, read it and tell me what you think. PS, THANKS LINZ.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2002 - Link - Complete
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Soul Mates reviews
When Hermione Granger's spirit is seperated from her body, she is left hopless. Voldemort's forces are rising, Harry is in danger, and she needs to get back to help him, but nobody can see her. Nobody, that is, but the arrogant, prat-like pureblood Draco Malfoy, who in turn has his own sinister task that he must carry out... Sixth year, Rated T to be safe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,520 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 7/18/2012 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Points Of Interest reviews
Zero thinks about words, and their definitions. A character study on one of the main characters for school.
Holes - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Zero - Complete
Last Moments reviews
A one-shot, written three times from my disorganisation. Voldemort can not believe it when he finds out he's finally killed his nemesis Harry Potter, and thus has a panic attack. Hilarity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Why you should NEVER take Ivy to the city reviews
There once was a human named Ivy. Whose best friends were all cats... apart from that one bull dude, Rodeo. Often, she goes to the city with her cat friends, but the cats try to avoid that, because when Ivy goes to the city, she gets... ideas... Rated T because I'm paranoid
Animal Crossing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Complete
Harry Voldemort's Son reviews
Sequel to Hermione-Voldemort's Daughter! It's Harry and Sophia's fifth year at Hogwarts, and there's a lot in store: Exams, Hogsmeade, Blaise coming out of St. Mungo's, but also the unknown threat of Deatheaters on a twisted mision...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 94,932 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 9/23/2011 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Lady Voldemorg's Playwrights reviews
The Ministry want to close down Hogwarts unless Hogwarts creates an attraction... What will one bright Muggleborn do? T to be safe ON HIATUS DUE TO WRITERS BLOCK
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,223 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Hermione G., OC
A Day In The Life Of reviews
A bunch of one-shots about what characters do every day, even when you aren't around. Rated T to be safe
Animal Crossing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,218 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011
A Very Awkward Meeting reviews
What happens when Harry Potter and Cho Chang come across Edward and Bella in the forest? Probably done before but oh well. Rated T for Bella Bashing and because I'm slightly paranoid
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2012 - [Edward, Cho C., Bella] Harry P. - Complete
The Muggle Way reviews
The Deatheaters need funding. Harry needs to kill Voldemort. Voldemort has a lemonade stand. Hermione's watched a paticular video on Flootube... What happens? WARNING: Contains mild annoyingness Rated T to be safe!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Hermione Voldemort's Daughter reviews
Basically what the title says. Hermione is Voldemort's Daughter, and a Deatheater. I know it's been done before, but I've tweaked the plan a bit. T to be safe, and I suck at summeries. Draco/Hermione, Blaise/Ginny- COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 76,099 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Animal World reviews
Kate has decided to leave her town for good- but will an unexpected chain e-mail and song change her mind? Songfic. First Animal Crossing story so, please, no flames Rated T because I'm paraniod
Animal Crossing - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Complete
Voldemorg reviews
Did you know Voldemort had a sister? And that he has Wednesday's off? And that he lives in a muggle neighbourhood next to an annoying man named Frank? Well now you do! Written because I kept spelling his name NTAINS OOC-NESS. T cuz I'm paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,093 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Voldemort, OC - Complete
Cahoots reviews
This is what happens when Hermione Granger gets caught sneaking back after meeting up with her secret boyfriend late at night. It's not fun to jump to conclusions... Apart from this time, when it was hilarious. Written for RosemarieBelikov. Contains HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Hermione G.
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