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Author has written 15 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

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How To Swoon by LadySnowTheStark reviews
As the new girl underestimates his power over girls, the playboy embarks on a mission to show her how wrong she is. Unfortunately, falling for her wasn't part of the deal. Sarcastic, bitchy and cynical versus one Sirius Black. This should be fun. SBOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 63,183 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Sirius B., OC
Maximum Boarding School by LovelyVentures reviews
Max and the gang find themselves in a new adventure,boarding school.Now problems insue, boyfriends,friends,enimes, and roomates you can't stand. Max OC's, Fang OC's, Major Fax. Other relationships too.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 87,158 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Max, Fang
She's a Liability by ultraviolet9 reviews
Katie Bell: grin a mile wide, an insatiable desire to go faster than strictly safe, and a certain lack of self-preservation. And now, professional quidditch player. Quite possibly, a dangerous combination. -eventual KBOW- Chapter 44 up. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 140,848 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Oliver W., Katie B.
My Fair Lady by NextStop.Happiness reviews
When Ari goes off to Paris with his girlfriend, Max is forced to become his replacement. With a boyish cut and a flat chest. What will happen when she debuts in a male music group as Ari? Plot based off the Korean drama, You're Beautiful. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 197,395 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
To hook a Slytherin by SilverSinfonia reviews
Tired of being neglected by their guys, Angelina, Alicia, Katie and a couple of Ravenclaw girls seek their revenge by plotting to get the Slytherin team to take them to the Yule Ball. Is 2 weeks enough for them to hook the Slytherins of their choice?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,307 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Angelina J., G. Montague
Dear fanfiction writers, by H o r i z o n s reviews
Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Chatroom fit for the Gods! by Iris Cornelia Jade reviews
On Mt. Olympus, things can get boring, but the talk never does! And while they may be sick of talking of demigods, they've got plenty of other stuff to talk about. Hephaestus springs a chat system where all their humor, sarcasm,and wisecracks are recorded
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,598 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011
Godbook by TheGreekGoddessAthena reviews
A new thing has come to Olympus; GODBOOK! Statuses, comments, and bitch fights galore! The Olympians are going to realize that what happens on Olympus won't always stay on Olympus. [Minor Athena/Poseidon themes]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,361 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
I'm Katie & I'm an Anger Addict by confessions.of.katijane reviews
When McGonagall institutes her own form of anger management on a hottempered Katie Bell, our favorite chaser begins to use a diary to vent about all of the frustrations in her life. Namely concerning a certain Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,765 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Katie B., George W.
The Monster in Her Chest by SprayPaintedShoes reviews
We all know of Harry's struggle to win Ginny's heart in his 6th year, but what about Ginny's struggle to win his? Ginny devises a plan to win Harry over and, as we all know, wherever Ginny Weasley goes, disaster is sure to follow. H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 128,157 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Resolution by WeasleyWannabee reviews
"I think you're an arrogant, selfish pig, and I think you'd be doing both of us a favor if you just left me alone!" Potter stared at me for a moment, an unreadable expression in his hazel eyes, before uttering a single word: "Okay." J/L, Lily's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 181,625 - Reviews: 1777 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Friends Before Love by TrackRunner73 reviews
Annabeth has had a crush on Percy ever since she was twelve years old. By the time she gets the courage to ask him out though, he's dating her best friend.AU Perlia, Thalico, and Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 46,545 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
The Battle of the Exes by eclipsed heart reviews
Two years after Fang left, he's back, with his own flock, on Jeb's orders. Chaos ensues as Dylan fights for Max, Max wreaks havoc on Fang and his new 'girlfriend', and Fang tries to execute his own plan without revealing his ulterior motive for returning.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,616 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
MR Bloodlust 2 : Queen of Hearts by heaven-angel-15 reviews
/FAXNESS/ Now that Fang is safe, Max just needs to wait out her bloodlust, and then everything will be fine. Until they find out the bloodlust has spread. And Lissa is...dying? ! And Fang's bloodlust is BACK ! ? /
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,315 - Reviews: 1651 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Fang, Max - Complete
Hey Hey You You! I Don't Like Your Girlfriend! by jzazy reviews
So Nudge and Angel make Max watch the Avril Lavigne Girlfriend video, and they get ideas to ruin Fang and Lissa's date! Max uses a wig to go out in public and aproach Fang...oh boy! *Based On Girlfriend Music Video* Its funny, and there's FAX! R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,710 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
MR : Bloodlust by heaven-angel-15 reviews
/FAXNESS/ Fang develops an irresistable attraction to Max one night to the point where he could be dangerous. What happens if Max suddenly gets it too?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,521 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Max, Fang - Complete
In a Nutshell by Jewels5 reviews
Lily and James: their epic as the fanfiction authors love to tell it. In a nutshell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/15/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Secrets in the Room of Requirement by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
After a tedious fight, Lily and James find themselves twenty years into the future. A new side of James is revealed, James swears he's been cloned, and Harry's own life is put into jeopardy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,715 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
101 Responses To 'Go Out With Me, Evans' by Dudette13 reviews
All the way from 'No' to 'Yes', with 99 others in between. Because we all know that Lily would've liked to be original from time to time... There should be a question mark behind 'Evans'... R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/6/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2007 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hand in Hand by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Enemies James Potter and Lily Evans' hands are stuck together by James' fellow Marauders...mainly Sirius's idea. Read the story of how they discover love is the heart of acceptance and hate is the heart of denial. Includes nifflers and Marauder fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,853 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 3/23/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Beautiful Game by gpoy reviews
[Finished] Ah, the world of Hogwarts Quidditch, the game is exciting, the players are worshiped, the commentating is explicit and James wants Lily on his team. Things could get rioty. LJ 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 105,003 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 10/19/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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The Lawyer, the Engineer, and the Redhead reviews
Thalia's working at Dare Enterprises and guess who she keeps running into? That's right, her ex-boyfriend Nico and his annoying little redheaded girlfriend. Sequel to "Aphrodite's Summer Plans".
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,617 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Thalia G., Nico A.
Band Geeks and Football Stars reviews
When Percy, star quarterback collides with Annabeth, band geek. Who will come out on top?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Your Typical NonDemigod Percabeth Story reviews
The title says it all, a nutshell of every cliche Percabeth high story you've ever read.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
I Didn't Need To Hear That reviews
An accident with Aphrodite goes wrong and Percy and Annabeth can hear each other's thoughts. Well this makes secretly being in love with your best friend awkward...T
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,578 - Reviews: 2537 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 1,675 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
The Camper Quiz reviews
The Camper Quiz: Take this to find out which Cabin you belong in! T.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/11/2011
Capture the Flag reviews
Annabeth vs. Percy. Who shall win? Two-shot, T.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 73 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
50 Reasons: Percabeth Version reviews
50 Reasons you, Annabeth Chase should date me, Percy Jackson
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The DemiDude Code reviews
Entries by Percy Jackson, Travis Stoll, Connor Stoll, Nico di Angelo, Grover, Chris Rodriguez, Malcolm, among others with occasional bits of advice from the gods. Read it. You know you want to :
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 101 - Published: 8/6/2011
50 Reasons reviews
50 Reasons/Reponses Why I, Thalia Grace Will Never Date You, Apollo, God of…Wimpy Stuff
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Apollo, Thalia G.
Annabeth's Diary reviews
I, Annabeth Chase, am totally and completely in love and occasionally in lust... with Perseus Jackson. Now Chiron's forcing us to go to high school! And the gods are here too? Note to self:Don't accidentally hit on Poseidon because he looks like Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Badass 101 reviews
My name is Nico di Angelo. And I'm gonna teach you how to be badass. T for excessive use of the word "badass."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Nico A.
Know Your Enemy reviews
After World War Two the Big Three agreed that it was the fault of the seductive nature of women that started the war. This made all female demigods inferior to males. Now Thalia and her girls must infiltate Camp Half-Blood to get revenge. T for fun.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,677 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011
Hating and Loving Fanfic reviews
The list of everything I love and dislike about this site, while reading about my favorite heroes. Formally titled "Pet Peeves, Complaining, and General Whining". K
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,516 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011
Aphrodite's Summer Plans reviews
It's summer and the Hunters are in town. Unfortunately for Nico and Thalia, so is Aphrodite. But maybe it's not always Aphrodite's fault that they keep 'accidently' meeting. Rated T just in case
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,094 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Thalia G., Nico A. - Complete
The Gods discover Apple Apps reviews
Hermes, the God of Messengers, interacts with the Mortal World the most and has got himself a snazzy new gadget: The New iPod Touch. Unfortunately for him, the other gods keep stealing it to play these strangely addicting mortal games. T...just for fun.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011