NeverMakesSense
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Joined 06-06-11, id: 2968431, Profile Updated: 04-16-13
Author has written 5 stories for Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師, and Fairy Tail.

Hola people that actually take their time to read this!!!!!!! Not much to talk about, I'm just a girl with the inability to keep a hermit crab alive for long, likes to eat goldfish, worries about school to much and also happens to have the complete inability to play a sport and succeed in the task of winning...yeah, gym isn't fun. At all. But I have robots, so I still get to take over the world :)

Favorite color: Black, silver or blue

Favorite moment: When my friends pushed me down a hill and stole my shoes, therefore giving me the freedom to run outside barefoot while at school :) Also, moments in my AP world class. There's nothing like a teacher saying, "Whore houses are good, but they're expensive" to really make you want to learn history. Did you know that assassins were first made when a group kidnapped people and made them high, telling them they were in paradise and they could return if they killed people for them?

Goals: 1. Natsu and Lucy will have their 33 babies. Because I love them, and I have no soul (no, I'm not a ginger, I just don't cry during the Notebook or the Last Song.)

2. Make sense of the ending in Nevermore by James Patterson. Seriously, WTF happened?

3. Try to not embarrass myself on a regular basis. The other day I freaked out because I forgot I had piano and ended up screaming curses in front of my club adviser. Not good. Not good at all.

My ever growing list of favorite quotes:

-If a man is in a forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong? -random picture

-Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. -somewhere in the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

-"Fang," she said, "There's something..."
Holy crap, she was an ax murderer. I always knew it. -Fang from Flash on fanfiction.net

-Why in the name of the holy god who made chocolate does he look familiar? -Max from One Upon A Glance on fanfiction.net
..."Oh my freaking kittens!"- Max from Messed up HS life on fanfiction.net

-I don't care if you lie, just as long as you do it correctly in Spanish. -My Spanish teacher

-If you ever tell Mr. O this, i will fail you. Twice. -Math teacher

-I'm willing to unleash the power of the pants! and PANTS ON FIRE PANTS ON FIRE PANTS ON FIRE- both from Digimon frontier

-Happy Valentine's Day! Or in other cases, Happy Single Awareness Day! S.A.D. for short.- someone on Fanfiction

-Sorry about the long break. I'll be straight with you…an evil monster attacked my city and I had to defend it. Though I won the battle, of course, I was injured. I, uh,

lost use of my right hand? ...yeah. But now it works again. Yeah…-fallen ark angel on fanfiction.net

-After a serious threat to my turtle, I have a new chapter for you. But be warned: if anyone touches my turtle they will have to answer to a very mad NightWrighter511!-someone on Fanfiction

-Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?-Unknown

-Thank goodness she explained that Saturday followed Friday and Sunday came afterwards...I never knew that before-artdisco on youtube

-This seemed a lot like Romeo and Juliet to me. I don't know why people say that's so romantic. The lovers died in the end -Amy- Kathrine104

-You know, the Romans burned St. Valentine at the stake. Maybe the had the right idea...-someone on fanfiction.net

-HOW COULD SOME TERRIBLE PERSON HAVE LET THIS HAPPEN? WHO'S SICK MIND IS SO SICK THAT THEY SHOULD DO THIS? Oh, there you are, my peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I thought someone had stolen you.- author on fanfiction

-You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip. - Jonathan Carroll

-Fang I'm giving you permission to touch my ass. Now get the knife-disappearance on FanFiction.net

-Oh. Wow. I just killed Maximum Ride. Shit. -NightRider511

-I'm not good with emotions! They're like a big bad monster that's out to eat me!- Fanfiction.net

-Dear god, not the feelings. Not the feelings! GET THE FUCKING FEELINGS AWAY FROM ME!- Fanfiction.net

-He sounded like a kid that had just got caught taking cookies. "No, mom, I-I-I was just seeing if FooFoo was in-in there. He's been miss-missing, and I-I-I—"
"CHARLIE, FOOFOO IS A TWO HUNDRED POUND PITBULL! HE COULD NOT FIT IN THE COOKIE JAR!"-Fanfiction person's profile

-AND WHEN I WOKE UP I WAS SURROUNDED BY SEVEN DWARVES AND AN EVIL WITCH AND WAS SIMULTANIEUSLY FALLING DOWN A HUGE HOLE INTO HELL!- A Fax Christmas on FAnfiction.net

-"Why are you here?" Translation: WHY ARE YOU INVADING OUR PERSONAL TERRITORY AND BREATHING OUR PRECIOUS OXYGEN?- Because of You on Fanfiction.net

-"GO BACK TO YOUR GODDAMN BODY AND TELL THAT GIRL YOU LOVE HER BECAUSE IT'S NOT YOUR TIME TO DIE!"
I hold up my hands. "OK, OK. No need to yell. Geez."-Fanfiction.net

-I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wimp.-stereotype quote

-Its like there's a fuckin' sign over my heart
that says, "STAB HERE"-fanfiction profile

-Cop 1: But you are desperate.
Cop 2: No, I'm lonely and miserable. There's a difference.

-This page and me, we fought an epic battle over weeks. And in the end, I won this fight. Yes, I'm a hero.

-"Because," Igneel continued, pounding his chest with a fist proudly, "We are a freakin' badass royal family, and we need a badass wife for my badass son."

-Fang: GREW UP IN A DOG CRATE. FELL IN LOVE. SCREWED IT UP. FAILED AT LIFE.

-And in that moment, I swear we were infinate. - Perks of being a wallflower

-Its no use going back to yesturday, because I was a different person then. - Alice in Wonderland

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The Raven by Rivendell101 reviews
Seven girls are already dead, murdered by the Serial Killer dubbed "The Raven", and Magnolia's Police Force is no closer to finding out who did it than they were the day it started. To bad Lucy's next. AU NaLu Chapter 18 is not an old chapter that was edited, it is all brand new material, so please read and review it. Thanks everyone!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 93,574 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Igneel, Lucy H., Natsu D.
Adherence by ToxiNeena reviews
The bond between Natsu and Lucy is profound, undoubtedly the strongest, and the hardest to shatter. But, after one mistake made in the dark, and the interference of unforeseen forces, the two are being pushed together in a way they never knew…while simultaneously being torn apart.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 207,229 - Reviews: 2222 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
The Princess and the Pirate by LeeSUP reviews
Lucy Heartfilia, isolated and alone her entire life escapes from the evil clutches of her step-dad and finds herself aboard a pirate ship lead by none other than the notorious pirate Natsu Dragneel. An adventure ensues!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 93,879 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Something More by looneytails reviews
Most of the time, Natsu saw Lucy as his best friend. But there were some moments in which he couldn't help but think that she might be something… more. Moving in for the winter probably wasn't a very good idea, either. Especially when winter turns into spring.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,641 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 5/21/2013 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.]
Scars by Rivendell101 reviews
They all had scars, but she had hers because of him and he just didn't know how to deal with that fact. NaLu
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,111 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
A Fairy Tail Ending by Ice of the Kitsune's Fire reviews
When Lucy and Natsu fall into a magical book of fairy tales, the only way to get out is to go through each tale and achieve its happy ending. Who said it would be easy? NatsuxLucy
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 73,618 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 1,244 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Natsu D., Lucy H.
School Days by TMI reviews
Typical All-human story, with the flock meeting at school yada yada yada.. I just felt like writing one of these, so please give it a try! Fax! Eggy! I-hate-Lissa-fanclub! How could it get any better? It CAN! Gaz, Max, Nudge and Fang all play SOCCER! R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 245,907 - Reviews: 1585 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Max, Fang
Pants by Rivendell101 reviews
In which Natsu realizes it was all just a horrible dream and later has trouble finding his pants. Why does he need them in the first place? And how does all of it involve Lucy? NaLu AU For xXxAddicted2ChocolatexXx
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Kiss It All Better by Rivendell101 reviews
She opened her mouth to speak, lips quirking up at the edges in what was supposed to be a smile. She was crying. "What are you going to do, Natsu? Kiss it all better?" Her tone wasn't malicious at all, more or less teasing, but I still flinched. "I don't want to die; I'm not ready to go." "I'm sorry, Lucy." "It's not your fault, Natsu, you didn't know. You didn't know." NaLu AU
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Sleeping Beautiful by ClumsyMustache reviews
Lucy forces Natsu to watch 'Sleeping Beauty' with her and the next day he barges in finding her...asleep! And of course Natsu jumps to conclusions. Well you know what this means-true loves first kiss!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Darker Than Midnight by M1dnite reviews
Meet Max, your average human teenager; looks, brains and a violent personality to match. But when Max meets Fang she's finally met her equal—a guy who's much darker, more dangerous, than Midnight itself. For with this man, nothing is what it seems...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 135,845 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Max, Fang
First Kiss by LaynaPanda reviews
Because having your partner take your first kiss in public isn't embarrassing. -NaLu
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/5/2013 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] - Complete
Freinds v Best Friends by Lucy Ashley from Fairy Tail reviews
Lucy and Natsu are best friends. Here is a few reasons to prove it.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,095 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Lucy in Wonderland by OctobersLullaby reviews
After the magic games have ended, and Fairy Tail victorious. Natsu decide's to find his foster father Igneel, taking Happy with him. Leaving Lucy, bored out of her mind she one day spots a certain blue neko with a waist coat and pocket watch. Following the cat into what seems to be a rabbits hole, she slips in a new world. Based off Tim Burtons Alice in WonderLand Movie/Book.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,339 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
The House That Fear Built by sarsaparillia reviews
In a world where someone else found the twins that snowy night, Rin leads a demon army. — Rin/Shiemi.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,970 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Rin O., Shiemi M. - Complete
Controlled Chaos by Absolutely Unsure reviews
A pretty blond summoner and a fire breathing mage, both with a knack for trouble. Nothing out of the ordinary, right? - Glimpses into the lives of Natsu and Lucy...and whoever else gets caught up in their crazy antics - 100 themes with 10 chap story
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 99,511 - Reviews: 1835 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 1,083 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Natsu D., Lucy H.
The Game by Mae Snapdragon reviews
"I'm winning the game." When Erza first overheard Natsu whisper this to Lucy, she didn't think anything of it...but she really should have. Could it be that Natsu and Lucy are hiding something from everyone? What happens when everyone's back is turned?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
The Dragon's Ward by au revoir pets reviews
Lucy Heartphillia is thrown into a deep slumber meant to last until she is rescued by her "prince charming", she is left in a tower guarded by a fearsome dragon. Somehow, things don't go according to plan. Natsu/Lucy.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,837 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
Nightmare by xox-Punk-Princess-xox reviews
Natsu may fights villains, and risk his life on a daily basis, but he still acts like a child. So, does he still have nightmares like a child? Will a terrifying dream bring the two mages closer? NatsuxLucy
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8150 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Growing Up by Fivercon reviews
In which Lucy's growing pains consist of taking on five solo missions to prove that she isn't just a useless pretty face. That, and to dispel the ridiculous notion of her being Natsu's damsel in distress. NatsuXLucy. COMPLETE
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,198 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
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House of Aces reviews
Natsu and the boys have spent their lives growing up in Fairy Tail orphanage and now have jobs as entertainers. They thought their feelings against people would never change: Normal people are selfish and ignorant. However, their lives change when they meet a certain group of girls that help turn them back into their old selves. Focused on Nalu, but also plenty of other pairings!
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,890 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Lucy's Happily Ever After reviews
Lucy is chased by Natsu through a bunch of fairy tales, ranting something about an idiotic dragon slayer and getting a happy ending. Pretty normal I guess- but wait, who's that insane girl holding a laptop? And do I see other pairings than Nalu in there?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,553 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Tall, Dark and Handsome reviews
Rin has always had a bad habit of listening in when he isn't supposed to. So when he hears that Shiemi has a thing for the "Tall, dark and handsome" type, he tried to deliver. Contains massive amounts of Rin's stupidity and lots of lovely fluff :)
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Shiemi M., Rin O. - Complete
Dinner Date reviews
It all started when Yukio suggested that they all go out to eat. The act itself should've rung some warning bells in Rin's head, but he was staring at a certain blonde, and all he could think was, "What could possibly go wrong?" Another Rin X Shiemi story :)
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Rin O., Shiemi M. - Complete
Hush Little Rin reviews
She promised herself that when Rin needs her, Shiemi will always be there to support him. A bad dream helps her fulfill her promise. Just some cute fluff :) Rin X Shiemi
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Shiemi M., Rin O. - Complete