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95 of all teens would go into a panic if the Jonas brothers were on a 100 foot building about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are one of the 5 who brought popcorn.

If you base some of your stories/fics off of dreams, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table then put this on your profile.

If you think Midna should just get together with Link already, copy and paste this.

If you think Midna was going to tell Link she loves him, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Ilia should burn in Death Mountain so Midna can have Link, paste this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

15 percent of every high school population is considered "Popular". 20 percent is desperate to become a part of the popular 15 percent. 20 percent couldn't care less. 15 percent realize that popularity doesn't matter. 10 are too busy worrying about their grades to care. 5 percent are goths, 5 percent can speak another language fluently, and 5 percent are too stupid to realize that no one likes them. If you are a part of the 5 percent who think the 'unpopular' 85 percent should rebel against the popular 15 percent, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., DigiDestined of Balance, Kuradora, Payneforlife, Subject11235, Lizzet Nighthunter.

If Justin Bieber jumped off the Empire State Building, 93% of girls would kill themselves. If you are part of the 7% that would be there with a bag of popcorn and a video camera screaming "Do a backflip! DO A BACKFLIP!" and cheering when he died, copy this onto your profile

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If you've ever read a book and though If I had written/rewrote this, it would be soooo much better, then... you guessed it! Copy and paste this onto your profile.

10% Stupid.. . 20% Rude… . 30% Clumsy.. . 40% Crazy.. . 50% Random . 60% LOUD… . 70% Funny.. . 80% Sweet… . 90% Positive… . 100% Me..

Things you should NOT do, unless you want to die.

1. Drink nectar or eat ambrosia 'cause it will turn your bones to ashes and your blood on fire. YOU DO NOT WANT THAT.

2. Drink a Ranger's coffee, they will put an arrow through you.

3. Sing Graybeared Halt because he will personally come to your house and shoot you.

4. Randomly jump into Tartarus (I doubt anyone will do that.)

5. Randomly run up to Arya and yell, "ERAGON STILL LOVIES YOU!"

Copy this onto your profile if you are a nerd and proud of it!

Copy this onto your profile if you are totally and awesomely insane!

Copy this onto your profile if you are random. BURRITO!!!!!!!!!

Copy this onto your profile if you think texting is kind of stupid

If you screamed "FINALLY! IT'S ABOUT TIME!" when the "special scene" in Teen Titans: Trouble in Tokyo happened before Cyborg said it, copy and paste this into your profile. XD

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously,never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

30 of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are one of the 30 that KNOW that you're going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Evilfangirl, Feareth the Kitty, Monko25, leafninja345435, Frozen Fyre, AkatsukiFan, DeiDei-kunsgirl, KijutsuNeko, awalkingparadox, Addicted2Books13, Nighthunter L

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you have a scary crush on a

If you have ever burst out in insane laughter for absolutely no reason at all, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. (I do that when reading too. Then people REALLY look at me strange…)

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen off your chair, put this in your profile.

If you've ever started something but didn't finish it, put this in your profile and maybe save time to go finish it. (I have an entire file full of unfinished stories… I do that very often…)

If you've been in any kind of contest, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. (I ALWAYS have a song in my head... ALWAYS)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you are one of the few that flipped out when you saw Bruce Wayne/Dick Grayson mentioned in twilight, copy this into your profile

If you want to run up an escalator while it's going down, copy and paste this into your profile!

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet (or dead silent) room, copy and paste this to your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. (o.o whoa)

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copying this into your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you have/had a crush on any Teen Titan people, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you wanna WHACK the Cartoon Network people for canceling Teen Titans, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!!

If you ever wanted to go in the TV and make BB and Raven kiss (or any other couple you adore but are too dense) COPY AND PASTE THIS!!

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you know a person thats a bitch to you copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think I have to many "copy and pastes" in my profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think I have at least one more "copy and paste" thingy in my profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you were right, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love to laugh, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love to write copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who don't, it is a mythicle lemon with wings. ha! now you know!), then copy paste it.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.

If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are characters on a certain show (no need to mention names) that you HATE BEYOND ALL REASON... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (The Dark Knight)(or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intention of getting one, put this on your profile.

If you think fan fics are the best invention EVER, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you talk back to the TV (or the computer, or a book), copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think Edward Cullen is NOT hot, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile

If you like to put these types of things in your profile, copy and paste to your profile.

If there are times that you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it copy and paste this into your profile.

book, anime or game character copy and post this into your profile.

If you are crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

Realism

Astute

Vicious

Empathic

No-Nonsense

Teen Titans!

Sweetness

Timid

Astonishing

Reasonable

Fair

Incomparible

Righteous

Elative

Teen Titans!

Rash

Orderly

Brave

Intelligent

Nimble

Teen Titans!

Bold

Easy-going

Alert

Silly

Truthful

Beastly

Overactive

Young

Teen Titans!

Cool

Yo!

Brave

On

Ridiculous

Geeky

Teen Titans!

Truth

Endless,

Enserving

Neverending,

Titans,

Indescribable,

True

Always,

Never

Stopping.

Teen Titans!

Teen

Titan

Fans

Forever!

Copy this into your profile if you love Teen Titans!

Logic taught by all mothers

Logic

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

A true boyfriend

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you
Give her your attention

When she pull's away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her-
because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;

"Who's butt am I kicking, Sweetie?"

If you post this in the next five minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

They Hurt Her About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you


So a little bit about my self. well I'm a Nighthunter and Nighthunters are from a difrent part of the dark side that no one has heard of. We call it The Dangerous Dark Side. There pioson is a play thing and death is nothing more then what you call Life !!!
My real name is for me to know and you to find out but what other Nighthunters call me is Lizzet or Lizzie.
My faveit books are The Ranger's Apprentice, chaose Walking, The Secrets of the Inmortal Nicholas Flamel, Harry Potter, THe Percy Jackson books, The Heros of Olympus, The Kaine chronicles, and the Skeliton Creek Seris, and Runed.
My favrit things to do are running, reading, writing, swimming, sword fighting, climming trees, doing science experiments, capture the flag, and Fanfiction

Things Not To Say To Normal People

I am to be Considered Armed and Dangerous at All Times

If You Don’t Get Science you’re Like Somebody Who Doesn’t like Books. YOU”RE STOUPID!!

Your Life is normal because you live on Earth but because I live in Hell my life is a Hell of a lot BETTER Than Yours!!!

What is a Super Nova?

If she’s Left, He’s up, He’s down, and I’m Right What does that make you? The answer is she’s wrong, he’s yes, he’s no I’m right and you’re the answer.

Fanfiction is like Facebook just all lot better

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom,Nuns N' Bagels, Damon.x.Baird.x, ita-chan01,ccsakura21, Lizzet Shade Firefox Nighthunter

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green,and yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a g

reat year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'butterfly, Enrica (i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, inuyasha1106, kamiry, VampireMistressNuricoUzumaki, Jasper's Delicate Angel, FAXfan, hakilund, Maximum-Ride-Addict22, Ruby1000, ImtheMickeytoyourMinnie, Kittycat32, Lizzet Nighthunter, Shadow Silvershade, Nalin Ghostrain, Leona Frester

20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".

8 Dont use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work.

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . . e-mail this to someone to make them smile and laugh. Its called therapy.

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

Reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

Funny Warning Labels(the things in bold are things me and my freinds say about the warnings.):

On a can of bug spray: “Harmful to bees”.

(well, what did you think they would be harmful to?) Me or Shadow?

On a life-saving device: “This is not a life-saving device”.

(Note to self, don't buy from this company)

On a children’s cough syrup: “Do not drive car or operate machinery”.

(most kids don't drive cars people) Unless they were me or my Dark friends then you would be out there driving under the influence of children’s cough syrup so watch out for a 14 year old boy with light brown hair and light brown eyes because he is Nalin the ghost and he is 14 and drives under the influence of children’s cough syrup.

On a motorcycle mirror: “Objects in the mirror are actually behind you”.

(really? i thought they lived in the mirror) or maybe there not there and I should stop so they go away. OF CORS THERE RIGHT BEHIND YOU YOU’RE ON A ROAD WITH ACTULL LIVING PEOPLE NOT Will AND HIS STOPIDITY!!

On a box of sleeping pills: “May cause drowsiness”.

(what else do u think sleeping pills are used for?!?) Killing people or maybe poisoning them. DU They Cause Drowsiness that’s why we take them. But I wish they worked on me.

On a milk bottle: “After opening, keep up right”.

(Oh really? i was going to just put it upside down in my fridge) Or Maby all just take the cap of and set it above Kions bed because we all know how much he hates milk.

On a bag of peanuts: “May contain nuts”.

(I NEVER KNEW!!!) What else are they going to contain poison, led, neon color that makes you glow in the dark for a month?

On a shower cap box: "Fits one head."

(what if you have an oversized head?) What if I don’t have a head and then what?

On a water heater: “If the building in which heater resides is on fire, do not enter the building”.

(what person goes into a flaming building to save a water heater?) I would because I’m a pyro not those realy big pyrose just a little bit pyro so ya I would go in a burning building to save my cat and a water heater.

On a mattress: “Do not attempt to swallow”.

(your a little to late buddy) all just let Nidhogg swallow it.

On a TV remote control: “Not dish washer safe”.

(oopsy daisy!) Well I have to wash it and if I can’t put it in the dish washer then all put it in the washing machine because I’m a dumb blond.

A 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow "Not intended for highway use."

(who uses a wheelbarrow on a highway?) I have an idea Will let’s use the wheelbarrow so we can hall Farren and Unknown to.

A 5-inch fishing lure with three nasty steel hooks "Harmful if swallowed."

(oh really?) Well you could have told that to me before I put them in Will, Nalin, and Shadow’s lunch.

A Bathroom Heater "This product is not to be used in bathrooms."

(well where else do we use it?) In hell or dose that apply to Dark side bathrooms?

A Battery "Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use."

(guess I'm not using this battery) How do you put a battery backwards without making it implode?

A CD player "Do not use the Ultradisc2000 as a projectile in a catapult."

(people still have catapults????!) why can’t I use my catapult to through a Ultradisc2000 at Shadows head?

A Car Jack "For lifting purposes only."

(oohh i thought it was for a car named Jack as a present.. shheeesshh) and if you thought that then you’re very stupid but Jake could kill you because he’s my friends little brother.

A Cordless Phone "Do not put lit candles on phone."

How do you balance a candle on a phone???) You get a candle holder that fits on the phone and there you have it a candle on a phone.

A Halloween Batman costume "This cape does not give the wearer the ability to fly."

(well that buts a bummer on halloween...) Why should I care I already know how to fly you just use MAGIC.

A Hammer "Caution: Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object."

(what i'm supposed to strike a liquid object?) Well Jell-O isn’t a solid object and nether are you.

A New Zealand insect spray "Not tested on animals."

(obviously.. you tested it on insects)

A Television Owner’s Manual "Do not pour liquids into your television set."

(Should have said that earlier in the manual people)

A VCR box says "Instructional video on hooking up your VCR included."

(how in the world are you supposed to WATCH it?)

A bottle of shampoo for dogs "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish."

(yeah i feed my fish dog shampoo.. suuuurrreee)

A box of birthday cake candles "DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity."

(ummm one word. EEWEWWWWWW) Well I’ve used soft wax to bind a deep cut and it worked quite well.

A box of rat poison "Warning: Has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice."

(strange strange...) well you are trying to kill them so why should we care if it gives them cancer I wonder what would happen if I put rat poison in Nalin’s Water? ( I would kill you Lizzet Firefox)

A camera "This camera only works when there is film inside."

(what!?!?! my cheese didnt work?) What has this world come to!!!!!! ( that was Will not anyone else that’s why when you read that you heard a cricket chirping.)

A can of air freshener "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers".

(that might be true actually.. hehehe) ya never give Will or Lilly a can of are freshener you will regret it because you will smell it for week ]s on end

A can of self-defense pepper spray "May irritate eyes."

(well what else is it supposed to do?) Give you a head ach and Cancer?

A can of windscreen de-icing spray "Spray works in sub-zero temperatures."

(yeah that helps me soooo much) Can it un freeze a windshield in a minus 377 degree storm?

A cardboard sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard "Do not drive with sunshield in place."

(so thats how people get in car accidents..) ya that’s how we will all die. A stupid blond will be driving down the road to the edge of the world and then when she falls to the center of the earth she will cause a traffic jam and the world will explode.

A cartridge for a laser printer "Do not eat toner."

(BUT IT TASTES SO GOOD) and we all what led poisoning over here in the Dark section!!!

A computer mouse "Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers."

(well if they did something bad...) If I through a mouse at a co-worker it would be a real dead mouse and they would know to shut there stupid mouth.

A container of underarm deodorant "Caution: Do not spray in eyes."

(wouldn't dream of it)

A dishwasher carries this warning "Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher."

(KIDS GET OUT OF THE DISHWASHER!) I’ll shut you in there and cook you alive so I can eat you for diner!! No literal. I’m not human so why should I care?

A household iron "Never iron clothes while they are being worn."

(well that takes time out of my day) ya and chestnuts burn you at 3 degree burns.

A hand-held massager "Do not use while sleeping or unconscious."

(how can i se it when i'm unconscious?

A snow sled "Beware: sled may develop high speed under certain snow conditions."

(but thats the funnest part!)

A hair dryer "Never use hair dryer while sleeping."

(but thats the only free time i have!) what so now I SLEEP WALK?

A package of dice "Not for human consumption."?

(i guess they do look a little like marshmellows,... An easy mistake to make)

A popular manufactured fireplace log "Caution - Risk of Fire."

(i guess i'll have to be more careful next time..) ya my pyro side just can’t wait to go to your factory and lite a match and drop it.

A rubber ball toy "Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball."

(thats what the label says people) first we sleep walk and now we put BALLS IN MY MOUTH WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE DO YOU THINK WE ARE??????????

A sharpening stone "Knives are sharp."

(o really?) Well if you want to hurt some one they have to be sharp.

A snowblower warns "Do not use snowthrower on roof."

How would you get a snowblower on the roof?)

A sticker on a toilet at a public facility "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking."

(like we drink out of a toilet every day) okay we sleep walk, we choke on led balls, and now we DRINK FROM TIOLETS WHO DO YOU THINK WE ARE AND WHY WOULD WE DO THOSE THINGS?????????????

A string of Chinese made Christmas lights "For indoor or outdoor use only."

(well where else are they supposed to go?) In the sewers or maybe in the catacombs of Paris.

A baby stroller "Remove child before folding."

(shoot, thats another mistake)

A pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover."

(awww... i lost the bet...)

An electric router made for carpenters "This product not intended for use as a dental drill."

(better go give in my dentist degree)

An "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter "Do not use near fire, flame or sparks."

(isn't that the point?)

A package of nuts "Instructions - open packet, eat nuts."

(in my mind, it's much more complicated) Now we are retards lovely.

A bottled water label "Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth."

(wow just... wow) we’re not that dumb.

A rock garden "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth."

(may?!?! WILL people WILL) ya I have to agree they will lead to broken teeth and probably a trip to the hospital to get your gut cut open so they can get the rocks out before the poison sets in and kills you…………….

A Fruit Roll-Up snack "Remove plastic before eating."

(theres plastic on fruit rollups? Well we learn sometthing new every day dont we...) why don’t we just eat the plastic?

Pledges:

A Percy Jackson Pledge

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says free pony ride

I promise to remember Tyson

whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoë

whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to remember PJO

wherever I may go

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Spell out your N-A-M-E to see what it means!

My name means: L: smile to die for I: loves to laugh and smile Z: can be funny and dumb at times Z: can be funny and dumb at times I: loves to laugh and smile E: Has gorgeous eyes

A: hot
B: loves people
C: good kisser
D: makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: people wild and crazy adore you
G: very outgoing
H: easy to fall in love with
I: loves to laugh and smile
J: is really sweet
K: really silly
L: smile to die for
M: makes dating fun
N: can kick the _ out of you
O: has one of the best personalities ever
P: popular with all types of people
Q: a hypocrite
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend
S: cute
T: very good kisser
U: is very sexual
V: not judgmental
W: very broad minded
X: never let people tell you what to do
Y: is loved by everyone
Z: can be funny and dumb at times

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If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile

If you are obsessive with all of your anime stuff (if someone else touches it they die kinda obsessive) copy this into your profile.

95 percent of teens worry about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't copy this into your profile.

If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a pole copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

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Bad spellers of the world UNTIE! If you are a bad speller and proud of it copy this to your profile.

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If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as different, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off at the others, copy this into your profile.

Twelve things not to do

1.) You accidentally enter your password into the microwave

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason that you don't stay in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screenname or facebook.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the television.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all of your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you didn’t. I didn’t because I pay u tention and there is no five because people are to stupid to think 12 thing’s not to do well number 5 is don’t make a dead hunter made

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25 THINGS (PLUS 1) I MUST NOT DO AT HOGWARTS AGAIN:

1. I will NOT sing “We’re off to see The Wizard” when I am sent to the headmasters office.

2. Dobby is NOT Yoda is disguise.

3. He is NOT Gollum either.

4. I will NOT bring a magic-8-ball to Divination Class.

5. My homework was NOT eaten by a werewolf. Especially when my teacher is Professor Lupin.

6. I will NOT tell the first years to make a tree-house in the Whomping Willow.

7. I will NOT give Lupin a flea collar.

8. Nor will I leave dog-biscuits on his desk.

9. If a classmate falls asleep I will NOT take advantage of this and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

10. Starting a betting-pool on the fate of this year’s Defence against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky. It is NOT a clever money-making concept.

11. I do NOT have a Dalek Patronus.

12. I will NOT teach House-Elves to impersonate Jar-Jar Binks.

13. Shouting “To Infinity and Beyond!” was only funny the first time I took off on a broom.

14. I will NOT refer to the summoning charm (Accio) as “The Force”.

15. “Springtime for Voldemort” is NOT an appropriate title for the school production.

16. I will NOT greet Prof. McGonagall with “What’s new Pussy-cat?”.

17. I will NOT send shampoo to Snape’s office, no matter how badly he needs it.

18. "Potter 6, Voldemort 0" is not a valid T-shirt slogan.

19. Even though they are easier to use and probably more effective, I will not use guns against the Death Eaters.

20. I will not charm Firenze pink and call him "My Little Pony."

21. No matter how funny it is I will NOT leave kitty litter in Prof. McGonagall’s office. (scratch office, leave it on her desk!?)

22. I will NOT dress up as Lord Voldemort for Halloween.

23. I will NOT ask Harry Potter if his “Scar-Senses” are tingling.

24. I will NOT call Dumbledore Santa Claus. Even if it is Christmas.

25. I will NOT tell Voldemort to “Get a life”.

26.I will NOT tell Draco Malfoy to 'make like a ferret and bounce'

At this piont i have reached 17 pages and 5'531 words. most of it is stuff from copy and past so if there are things that are repeted then sorry.

Funny Warning Labels:

On a can of bug spray: “Harmful to bees”.

(well, what did you think they would be harmful to?) Me or Shadow?

On a life-saving device: “This is not a life-saving device”.

(Note to self, don't buy from this company)

On a children’s cough syrup: “Do not drive car or operate machinery”.

(most kids don't drive cars people) Unless they were me or my Dark friends then you would be out there driving under the influence of children’s cough syrup so watch out for a 14 year old boy with light brown hair and light brown eyes because he is Nalin the ghost and he is 14 and drives under the influence of children’s cough syrup.

On a motorcycle mirror: “Objects in the mirror are actually behind you”.

(really? i thought they lived in the mirror) or maybe there not there and I should stop so they go away. OF CORS THERE RIGHT BEHIND YOU YOU’RE ON A ROAD WITH ACTULL LIVING PEOPLE NOT Will AND HIS STOPIDITY!!

On a box of sleeping pills: “May cause drowsiness”.

(what else do u think sleeping pills are used for?!?) Killing people or maybe poisoning them. DU They Cause Drowsiness that’s why we take them. But I wish they worked on me.

On a milk bottle: “After opening, keep up right”.

(Oh really? i was going to just put it upside down in my fridge) Or Maby all just take the cap of and set it above Kions bed because we all know how much he hates milk.

On a bag of peanuts: “May contain nuts”.

(I NEVER KNEW!!!) What else are they going to contain poison, led, neon color that makes you glow in the dark for a month?

On a shower cap box: "Fits one head."

(what if you have an oversized head?) What if I don’t have a head and then what?

On a water heater: “If the building in which heater resides is on fire, do not enter the building”.

(what person goes into a flaming building to save a water heater?) I would because I’m a pyro not those realy big pyrose just a little bit pyro so ya I would go in a burning building to save my cat and a water heater.

On a mattress: “Do not attempt to swallow”.

(your a little to late buddy) all just let Nidhogg swallow it.

On a TV remote control: “Not dish washer safe”.

(oopsy daisy!) Well I have to wash it and if I can’t put it in the dish washer then all put it in the washing machine because I’m a dumb blond.

A 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow "Not intended for highway use."

(who uses a wheelbarrow on a highway?) I have an idea Will let’s use the wheelbarrow so we can hall Farren and Unknown to.

A 5-inch fishing lure with three nasty steel hooks "Harmful if swallowed."

(oh really?) Well you could have told that to me before I put them in Will, Nalin, and Shadow’s lunch.

A Bathroom Heater "This product is not to be used in bathrooms."

(well where else do we use it?) In hell or dose that apply to Dark side bathrooms?

A Battery "Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use."

(guess I'm not using this battery) How do you put a battery backwards without making it implode?

A CD player "Do not use the Ultradisc2000 as a projectile in a catapult."

(people still have catapults????!) why can’t I use my catapult to through a Ultradisc2000 at Shadows head?

A Car Jack "For lifting purposes only."

(oohh i thought it was for a car named Jack as a present.. shheeesshh) and if you thought that then you’re very stupid but Jake could kill you because he’s my friends little brother.

A Cordless Phone "Do not put lit candles on phone."

How do you balance a candle on a phone???) You get a candle holder that fits on the phone and there you have it a candle on a phone.

A Halloween Batman costume "This cape does not give the wearer the ability to fly."

(well that buts a bummer on halloween...) Why should I care I already know how to fly you just use MAGIC.

A Hammer "Caution: Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object."

(what i'm supposed to strike a liquid object?) Well Jell-O isn’t a solid object and nether are you.

A New Zealand insect spray "Not tested on animals."

(obviously.. you tested it on insects)

A Television Owner’s Manual "Do not pour liquids into your television set."

(Should have said that earlier in the manual people)

A VCR box says "Instructional video on hooking up your VCR included."

(how in the world are you supposed to WATCH it?)

A bottle of shampoo for dogs "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish."

(yeah i feed my fish dog shampoo.. suuuurrreee)

A box of birthday cake candles "DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity."

(ummm one word. EEWEWWWWWW) Well I’ve used soft wax to bind a deep cut and it worked quite well.

A box of rat poison "Warning: Has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice."

(strange strange...) well you are trying to kill them so why should we care if it gives them cancer I wonder what would happen if I put rat poison in Nalin’s Water? ( I would kill you Lizzet Firefox)

A camera "This camera only works when there is film inside."

(what!?!?! my cheese didnt work?) What has this world come to!!!!!! ( that was Will not anyone else that’s why when you read that you heard a cricket chirping.)

A can of air freshener "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers".

(that might be true actually.. hehehe) ya never give Will or Lilly a can of are freshener you will regret it because you will smell it for week ]s on end

A can of self-defense pepper spray "May irritate eyes."

(well what else is it supposed to do?) Give you a head ach and Cancer?

A can of windscreen de-icing spray "Spray works in sub-zero temperatures."

(yeah that helps me soooo much) Can it un freeze a windshield in a minus 377 degree storm?

A cardboard sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard "Do not drive with sunshield in place."

(so thats how people get in car accidents..) ya that’s how we will all die. A stupid blond will be driving down the road to the edge of the world and then when she falls to the center of the earth she will cause a traffic jam and the world will explode.

A cartridge for a laser printer "Do not eat toner."

(BUT IT TASTES SO GOOD) and we all what led poisoning over here in the Dark section!!!

A computer mouse "Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers."

(well if they did something bad...) If I through a mouse at a co-worker it would be a real dead mouse and they would know to shut there stupid mouth.

A container of underarm deodorant "Caution: Do not spray in eyes."

(wouldn't dream of it)

A dishwasher carries this warning "Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher."

(KIDS GET OUT OF THE DISHWASHER!) I’ll shut you in there and cook you alive so I can eat you for diner!! No literal. I’m not human so why should I care?

A household iron "Never iron clothes while they are being worn."

(well that takes time out of my day) ya and chestnuts burn you at 3 degree burns.

A hand-held massager "Do not use while sleeping or unconscious."

(how can i se it when i'm unconscious?

A snow sled "Beware: sled may develop high speed under certain snow conditions."

(but thats the funnest part!)

A hair dryer "Never use hair dryer while sleeping."

(but thats the only free time i have!) what so now I SLEEP WALK?

A package of dice "Not for human consumption."?

(i guess they do look a little like marshmellows,... An easy mistake to make)

A popular manufactured fireplace log "Caution - Risk of Fire."

(i guess i'll have to be more careful next time..) ya my pyro side just can’t wait to go to your factory and lite a match and drop it.

A rubber ball toy "Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball."

(thats what the label says people) first we sleep walk and now we put BALLS IN MY MOUTH WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE DO YOU THINK WE ARE??????????

A sharpening stone "Knives are sharp."

(o really?) Well if you want to hurt some one they have to be sharp.

A snowblower warns "Do not use snowthrower on roof."

How would you get a snowblower on the roof?)

A sticker on a toilet at a public facility "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking."

(like we drink out of a toilet every day) okay we sleep walk, we choke on led balls, and now we DRINK FROM TIOLETS WHO DO YOU THINK WE ARE AND WHY WOULD WE DO THOSE THINGS?????????????

A string of Chinese made Christmas lights "For indoor or outdoor use only."

(well where else are they supposed to go?) In the sewers or maybe in the catacombs of Paris.

A baby stroller "Remove child before folding."

(shoot, thats another mistake)

A pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover."

(awww... i lost the bet...)

An electric router made for carpenters "This product not intended for use as a dental drill."

(better go give in my dentist degree)

An "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter "Do not use near fire, flame or sparks."

(isn't that the point?)

A package of nuts "Instructions - open packet, eat nuts."

(in my mind, it's much more complicated) Now we are retards lovely.

A bottled water label "Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth."

(wow just... wow) we’re not that dumb.

A rock garden "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth."

(may?!?! WILL people WILL) ya I have to agree they will lead to broken teeth and probably a trip to the hospital to get your gut cut open so they can get the rocks out before the poison sets in and kills you…………….

A Fruit Roll-Up snack "Remove plastic before eating."

(theres plastic on fruit rollups? Well we learn sometthing new every day dont we...) why don’t we just eat the plastic?

Pledges:

A Percy Jackson Pledge

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says free pony ride

I promise to remember Tyson

whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoë

whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to remember PJO

wherever I may go

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'butterfly, Enrica (i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, inuyasha1106, kamiry, VampireMistressNuricoUzumaki, Jasper's Delicate Angel, FAXfan, hakilund, Maximum-Ride-Addict22, Ruby1000, ImtheMickeytoyourMinnie, Kittycat32, Lizzet Nighthunter,

Spell out your N-A-M-E to see what it means!

My name means: L: smile to die for I: loves to laugh and smile Z: can be funny and dumb at times Z: can be funny and dumb at times I: loves to laugh and smile E: Has gorgeous eyes

A: hot
B: loves people
C: good kisser
D: makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: people wild and crazy adore you
G: very outgoing
H: easy to fall in love with
I: loves to laugh and smile
J: is really sweet
K: really silly
L: smile to die for
M: makes dating fun
N: can kick the _ out of you
O: has one of the best personalities ever
P: popular with all types of people
Q: a hypocrite
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend
S: cute
T: very good kisser
U: is very sexual
V: not judgmental
W: very broad minded
X: never let people tell you what to do
Y: is loved by everyone
Z: can be funny and dumb at times

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile I have you fall then someone pules you up the stairs and you fall up the stairs

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile

If you are obsessive with all of your anime stuff (if someone else touches it they die kinda obsessive) copy this into your profile.

95 percent of teens worry about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't copy this into your profile.

If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a pole copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically copy this to your profile.

Bad spellers of the world UNTIE! If you are a bad speller and proud of it copy this to your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as different, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off at the others, copy this into your profile.

Twelve things not to do

1.) You accidentally enter your password into the microwave

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason that you don't stay in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screenname or facebook.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the television.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all of your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you didn’t. I didn’t because I pay u tention and there is no five because people are to stupid to think 12 thing’s not to do well number 5 is don’t make a dead hunter made

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We DON”T have cookies)

25 THINGS (PLUS 1) I MUST NOT DO AT HOGWARTS AGAIN:

1. I will NOT sing “We’re off to see The Wizard” when I am sent to the headmasters office.

2. Dobby is NOT Yoda is disguise.

3. He is NOT Gollum either.

4. I will NOT bring a magic-8-ball to Divination Class.

5. My homework was NOT eaten by a werewolf. Especially when my teacher is Professor Lupin.

6. I will NOT tell the first years to make a tree-house in the Whomping Willow.

7. I will NOT give Lupin a flea collar.

8. Nor will I leave dog-biscuits on his desk.

9. If a classmate falls asleep I will NOT take advantage of this and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

10. Starting a betting-pool on the fate of this year’s Defence against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky. It is NOT a clever money-making concept.

11. I do NOT have a Dalek Patronus.

12. I will NOT teach House-Elves to impersonate Jar-Jar Binks.

13. Shouting “To Infinity and Beyond!” was only funny the first time I took off on a broom.

14. I will NOT refer to the summoning charm (Accio) as “The Force”.

15. “Springtime for Voldemort” is NOT an appropriate title for the school production.

16. I will NOT greet Prof. McGonagall with “What’s new Pussy-cat?”.

17. I will NOT send shampoo to Snape’s office, no matter how badly he needs it.

18. "Potter 6, Voldemort 0" is not a valid T-shirt slogan.

19. Even though they are easier to use and probably more effective, I will not use guns against the Death Eaters.

20. I will not charm Firenze pink and call him "My Little Pony."

21. No matter how funny it is I will NOT leave kitty litter in Prof. McGonagall’s office. (scratch office, leave it on her desk!?)

22. I will NOT dress up as Lord Voldemort for Halloween.

23. I will NOT ask Harry Potter if his “Scar-Senses” are tingling.

24. I will NOT call Dumbledore Santa Claus. Even if it is Christmas.

25. I will NOT tell Voldemort to “Get a life”.

26.I will NOT tell Draco Malfoy to 'make like a ferret and bounce'

20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".

8 Dont use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work.

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . . e-mail this to someone to make them smile and laugh. Its called therapy.

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

Reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.(I don’t DANCE)

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.(I never want to pierce my ears because it’s not natural)

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. (not true)

Oh and just to let you know did you fall for it? You know that there are no 24 and 13 but if not you are very smart.

July 15. We've all been waiting for it. The end of it all - or so the advertisements say.

See, we know better. We know that it will never end. Of course, I can only be talking about one thing: Deathly Hallows part 2.

The dedication of the seventh book was split seven ways. The first six were people. The seventh? 'To all of you, who have stuck with Harry until the very end.'

We all know that it will never end. We've been there with Harry through it all: We've watched the spiders crawling in the cupboard under the stairs, we've sat through Potions class, we've hexed Malfoy, we've caught the Snitch in that one moment of glory. Today, at Midnight, it was all over. But the Magic will never fade.

This is for all of us - all of us who have stuck with Harry until the very end. All of us who will always carry the Magic with us in our hearts.

THANK YOU, J. K. ROWLING FOR GIVING US THE MAGIC!

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If you can find the 'i', then you are REALLY eagle-eyed. [No pun intended.] Have fun!

Ways to know you are obsessed with PJO:

When its thundering, you wonder what Zeus is mad about. Because you were right in the middle of rounds.

you read all of Demigod Files the night it came out. Because there awesome.

You have read the preview of the last Olympian at least five times. Actually I read them 105 times

You think you are a demigod I don’t think I KNOW.

when you get a sunburn, you blame Apollo. because I am always Vala by the gods.

you have actually sworn on the river Styx. because my adopted sis was black mailing me about having a Rock star.

you have tried to explain Greek mythology to small children. I tried but he wouldn’t listen.

you have corrected your social studies teacher during a unit on ancient Greece. Because she didn’t care and I did so I mad her listen to me.

you blame Hermes when your computer crashes because you know it’s his fault.

you will never go to Canada because you don't want to be eaten by Laistrygonians. I’d like to see by Laistrygonians try to eat me.

you say things like " oh my gods" or "go to Tartarus"

You think you know who your Olympian parent is. I am a Poseidon, Ares, Athena, or Hecate

If you have an addiction to Percy Jackson and the Olympians, copy and paste this to your profile and put your Fanfic name: Lizzet Nighthunter

If you have an addiction to the Warriors series by Erin Hunter, copy and paste this to your profile and put your Fanfic name: Lizzet Nighthunter

Ways to know you are obsessed with PJO:

When its thundering, you wonder what Zeus is mad about. Because you were right in the middle of rounds.

you read all of Demigod Files the night it came out. Because there awesome.

You have read the preview of the last Olympian at least five times. Actually I read them 105 times

You think you are a demigod I don’t think I KNOW.

when you get a sunburn, you blame Apollo. because I am always Vala by the gods.

you have actually sworn on the river Styx. because my adopted sis was black mailing me about having a Rock star.

you have tried to explain Greek mythology to small children. I tried but he wouldn’t listen.

you have corrected your social studies teacher during a unit on ancient Greece. Because she didn’t care and I did so I mad her listen to me.

you blame Hermes when your computer crashes because you know it’s his fault.

you will never go to Canada because you don't want to be eaten by Laistrygonians. I’d like to see by Laistrygonians try to eat me.

you say things like " oh my gods" or "go to Tartarus"

You think you know who your Olympian parent is. I am a Poseidon, Ares, Athena, or Hecate

If you have an addiction to Percy Jackson and the Olympians, copy and paste this to your profile and put your Fanfic name: Lizzet Nighthunter

If you have an addiction to the Warriors series by Erin Hunter, copy and paste this to your profile and put your Fanfic name: Lizzet Nighthunter

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green,and yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a g

reat year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

And for the last thing i write this lovle Wendsday at 2:09 A.M

And who are you, the proud lord said, that I must bow so low?

Only a cat of a different coat, that's all the truth I know.

In a coat of gold or a coat of red, a lion still has claws,

And mine are long and sharp, my lord, as long and sharp as yours."

- George R. R. Martin, "The Rains of Castamere" in A Song of Ice and Fire

white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

"What are some differences between boys and girls?" The Teacher asked.

Besides the usual physcial differences a young boy raised his hand and gave his opinion.

"Girls are weak boys are strong, Men do all the work while Women would only mess it up, Women are our lessers, and the only reason we keep them around is for reproduction." The quiet chatter that once filled the room became silent. As the Teacher repremanded the child, a plan formed in a young girls mind. This girl ended up marrying that boy years later, when they were moving into their new home, he asked her why she didn't help. She simply said, "Girls are weak and boys are stong." When he came home one day frustrated from work, he asked his wife why she wasn't working. "Us women would only mess things up." Finally when he was old and frail lying on his death bed he asked her if she loved him. She just said, sadness in her voice. "Why would I love you, you never loved me. I'm a women, I'm your lesser, the only reason you kept me around was so that I could bear you're children." With those words he said with his last breathes, "I was wrong, women are strong if not stronger, you had to bear the burden of me for all these years. Women would mess things up because you've worked to get me to understand for all these years, and women are not our lessers because you sure are better than me, you a woman is better than a man like me."

Stop sexism, copy this if you think that the segregation that lives between girls and boys. We need to learn to understand each other, otherwise the outcome will not be good. Man=Woman :D

I was walking around in a Target store,

when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny,

are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to

buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went

to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give

this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for

Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after

all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her

where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can

give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be

with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He

then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. "

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we

check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to

his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to

sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a wh ite rose for my

mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough

to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left w ith my

basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I

started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which

mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young

woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a

critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the

life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to

recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the

newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went

to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for

people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her

hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her

chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed

forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a

drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Girls, copy and paste this on your profile

You Might Be An Author If...

1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.

2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.

3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.

4. Spell check is your best friend.

5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.

6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters.

7. You smile really big when you're gonna finally write a character love scene.

8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.

9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.

10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.

11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.

12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.

13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.

14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.

15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.

16. If you're note writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

17. You talk to yourself... constantly.

18. You forget what day it is when you're writing.

19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.

20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.

21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.

22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.

25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.

27. You dream about your stories.

28. You dream of new stories.

29. You often revisit some of your old stories.

30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.

Currently in the Workshop

14 Years: Teen Titans- RobStar fic, with their daughter Nightstar ( I didn't exactly go by the series with this and added in certain principles to make it work, I also call Nightstar by the middle name I made up for her, Alexandria, but call her Lexa for short, sorry I just dont like the name Mari, if you dont like it, too bad.

Summary:

14 years ago the Teen Titans dissapeared off the face of the earth leaving their children to fend for themselves, now 14 years later the Titans come back to find nothing is the same, Slade has taken over the world, Batman is supposedly dead and in hiding, Slade has a malicious son who's in love with Robins daughter, and Lexa is also in love with Batmans son Ibn, all the while she is in love Grant also, and Lexa absolutely loathes Robin, blaming him for every bad thing that ever befell on her, her friends, and the rest of the earth. (In this story the Titans are immortal because of a mix up at Star Labs in which the Titans, JL, and Bruce and Alfred were invited to view a expirament that went not-too-wrong, dont like dont read)

Breaking Law: Teen Titans Fic- Star Rob

Richard always knew that John Grayson was his father and that he's dead. Now a man is claiming to be his biological father is suing Bruce Wayne for custody. After losing Richard is forced to go live with his newly found father and Kori who is staying with him till he settles in. Though these people are nothing like they seem.

For now all stories besides the two shone above will be on HIATUS due to complications in time, sorry for the inconvenience.

Fav Quotes:

"Miracles start to happen when you give as much energy to your dreams as you do to your fears."

- Richard Wilkins

“The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.”

—William Arthur Ward

"Dreams and thoughts are never truly concrete, but words once spoken out loud are weighed down with a definite finality, pinned like butterfly wings to reality."

-The Silver Phoenix

"The darkest hour is always just before the dawn."

-Thomas Fuller

"There are times in our lives when we feel alone, face trouble, or feel scared by the darkness the world can sometimes force upon us. It's these times that true courage is tested. We must never give in to despair, even when it feels like the night will never end."

-Avalon Web of Magic: Dark Mage by Rachel Roberts

"You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villian."

-Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight

"Let your kindness heal those who suffer.
Let your strength fight against all that is unjust.
Let your inner blazing star passion take you down new paths.
And when the circle brings you back, you will be home.:

-Avalon Web of Magic: Full Circle by Rachel Roberts

“Everyone’s scarred of something; it’s how you decide to deal with that fear that defines you as fearful or fearless.”

-ME!!!!

"All's fair in love and war."
"So which is this? Love or War?"
"Not sure but I'll make sure your first to know when I figure it out."

-Me... Still waiting for the oportunity to use that one out, just waiting for the right guy

CHECK THIS OUT!

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

And for the last thing i write today, Saterday, August 27 2011

Father why dose the goverment hate you?

Because the government hates the truth and i am the truth.

but father if you are the truth then what is the government?

Leona the government is a group that takes are money and hates the truth about other dementions that are better then theres. They deny are rights of free speach even when they say we have free speech and Leona that is why i am a scientist, to prove that there is a better place and other dimentions are better then the governments. But Leona being a scientist is a dangorous game and if you do not know what your doing the government will destroy you the first chance they get.

Father do you have to go to the meating about science in the world of the government or could you go to a diffrent dimention and go there?

Leona i am a scientict but traviling through dimentions is a veary dangourus thing to do. it could put me somewere in pices or i could have feet for arms.

Father then why is it that i can travel throug dimentions but the government wants me alive?

Because the government is dangerous and feared but i am loved and they wish to take you and turn you away from scienc and put you in politcs but you wouldn't do that would you Leona?

No father i would not i love you to much.

Two of my charicters before one leaves for a meating with a government group from Mars.

If you would (but you're not allowed to), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Warriors books, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Leafpool's Loyalty, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk101, Rainfire, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Poppyleaf, She Who Sulks In The Shadows... Rubyheart481, Pink Kitty Cat, Spottedheart, Maplepelt, springstar11, Shiningstarwhiteback, Lizzet Nighthunter(If i could i would live in a book store just so i could read every book in the store)

If only we knew some tiny, crazy old man who loved to blow things up...

Ben Finn(Fable 3)

Dwellers have their ways my boy... Now is their anyone left to kill??

Sabine(Fable 3)

Valkyrie: Do you think we'll be waiting long?

Skulduggery: The last time we were in this building we accused the Grand Mage of being a traitor, yes I think we will be waiting long.

Sp: Faceless ones

Skulduggery: We rogues have to stick together.

?: That kind of defeats the purpose of being a rogue though, doesn't it?

Sp: Faceless ones

When I was a younger man, I had a stifling fear that someone would appear beside me while I was using the toilet- and I had an anxious bladder at the best of times.

Kenspeckle(Sp: Faceless ones)

I'm sophisticated, suave, and debonair, Professor. But I never claimed to be civilized.

Skulduggery(Sp: Faceless ones)

So its 3 in the morning and im board so here's som radom crap

Whats the difference between extortion and taxes? One sounds like texas.

Only in America, can the constition say you can have firearms, but the government says 'only approved firearms'.

Only in America, do they try to outlaw guns... to stop crime.

Only in America, do we accurately label the way of the politicians getting what they want. Politics. Poli- latin root meaning many, and tics- a bloodsucking parasite.

Only in America, can policemen yell at children ((little girls, even))for opening a lemonade stand in their own front yard.

Only in America, a small business owner can get thrown in jail for eight years and one month, for not packaging his lobster tails right.

When one person has an imginary friend, he's crazy. When millions of people share an imaginary friend, it's religion.

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Dead or Alive? by Kangarooney reviews
The battle in Skandia is won. With heavy hearts Halt, Cassandra, and Horace head home. Will is 'dead'. What now? And then a young boy is found in a village in a country never heard of. Who is this boy? Where has he come from?
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,712 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Will
Brian by DragonBlade152 reviews
To the surprise of everyone, Will is assigned an apprentice. What surprises everyone more is who that new apprentice is. Will Will be able to overcome his new apprentice's rocky personality?
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,732 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Will
Letters by Kangarooney reviews
Letters written to the Fanfiction writers and readers. Read on... Please review. I would appreciate it. New letter has been added. The fourth one. By the way, there are extreme spoilers for ALL the books in letter four. Just thought I'd mention that.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,185 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Will, Horace
Will's Apprentice Lilly's Journey by Raider1472 reviews
Will rescues Lilly, a fifteen year old girl and her brother after their parents were killed in a Skandian Raid in Araluen. Read about thier struggle to find new family! Please R&R! Thanks!
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 60,697 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Will, Gilan - Complete
The Dark Ranger by m.sharkbait.4444 reviews
Rangers are one of the most feared things in Araluen... next to the Dark Rangers. Will Treaty was a Ranger... until he died and was tricked into become the most feared thing in Araluen. This'll probably end up being rewritten...
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,479 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Will - Complete