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I am 8364836493764 years old

I live in jdghdgewnawtgdfkfjk MI

My name is Emma Cleveland

I like a lot of things including

Harry Potter (seen all the movies and read all the books)

Doctor who (I've seen every episode that's come out)

Bakugan (I even have some of the toy ones!!!)

Yu-gi-oh Gx

Twilight

Lord of the rings

Percy Jackson and the Olympians (My favorite of all of these)

Greek Mythology (though I liked this before Percy Jackson)

Fairy Tales

10 Things I hate about you (the movie)

Merlin (there are a lot of good writers in this fandom)

and Orange (the color)


Have you ever seen this quote on someone's profile and thought hmm... somehow I think the number is a lot less then 92

92 percent of teenagers would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch told them it's not cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.


101 Fun Things to Do at Walmart:

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to “10″.

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who BUYS this junk, anyway?”

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.”

17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!”

20. Put M&M’s on layaway.

21. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles.

24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,”…I’m Batman. Come, Robin, to the Bat cave!”

26. Run around as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”

30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?”

31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

32. Take bets on the battle described above.

33. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from “Mission: Impossible.”

35. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him “I need some tampons!!”

36. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

37. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

40. Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?”

41. Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: “Marco Polo.”

43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.

44. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics.

45. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms

46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!”

49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

51. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible “sex and candy”

52. Try putting different pairs of women’s panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

53. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

54. Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

55. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, “Red Rover!”

56. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

57. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Jane’s. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!)

58. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

59. While no one’s watching quickly switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the rest room.

60. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone’s jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

61. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with various funnels.

62. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like “the fat man walks alone,” and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

63. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Ex: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying “How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling.” Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

64. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

65. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying “Good girl, good bessie.”

66. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

67. Ask other customers if they would like to join in your tag game.

68. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. “hi!! (giggle) What’s your sign? (giggle).” When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. “hi!! (giggle) What’s your sign? (giggle).”

69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don’t realize it!

70. Walk around the perfume department with a bottle of super strong perfume and spray people as they walk by. Lean in and sniff them then jump back and wave your hand in front of your nose and saying “Oh god, your over powering the perfume!!”

71. Hit on the elderly.

72. Hit on 5 year olds.

73. In the food aisle, pretend like there’s a little bug, slowly move your head to the right, then swing your head to the left as if you’re trying to follow it. Slowly lower your head to the ground, then start spinning around in circles stomping like crazy. Then finally yell out “Yes!! I got it!! Wow, that was the biggest Cockroach I’ve ever seen, I think it was pregnant!! Hey look, there’s another one!!” Then Repeat.

74. Repeat 73 with a can of bug spray.

75. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that you’re a cat. Meow when people walk by rub up against their legs, etc.

76. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that you’re a prissy English Man. Say things like “Cheerio, good man” to people who walk by. And don’t forget to have perfect posture.

77. Start grunting like Beavis and Butthead while chasing your friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don’t know you.

78. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if your on a hoarse, then pretend that your a cowboy, etc. And if a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying.

79. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and “accidentally” hit the people instead of your friend.

80. Excessively use anything thing that says “Try Me”.

81. Start pocketing any and all free samples.

82. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.

82. Walk up to the customer service and when they say “Hello, how may I help you?” say “Yes, I’ll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of French fries and a diet coke.” And when they start to talk, say “Oh, to go”. Then when they say that they can’t give it to you say “Oh, This is because I’m gay isn’t it? I’d expect this from Caldors, but not Walmart/Kmart. People who are gay are just like everyone else your know. You disgust me” Then walk away mumbling to yourself. If your a guy, try to act as valley- girl- like as you can.

83. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too.

84. When you’re alone, have loud conversations with your “multiple personalities”. Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents.

85. Start “dancing” like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like you’re having some kind of massive seizure.

86. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store.

87. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if you’re suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn’t go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see whose watching and run away as fast as your can.

88. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song.

89. Put jockstraps in the lingerie department

90. Put lingerie in the men’s department.

91. Put super sexy lingerie in old men’s carts when they turn around.

92. When your alone, start screaming help and yelling that someone is trying to rape you. Then when everyone runs over, start crying and saying “All I ever wanted was a little attention” Then run away crying.

93. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink every time it blinks. Don’t look away, just stay mesmerized.

94. Walk up to a lady and calmly say “Help me. The voices in my head are telling me to do naughty things.” Then clap your hands over your ears, fly yell head around and start screaming “NO!! I DON’T WANT TO HURT THE NICE LADY NO NO NO NO!!” Then suddenly stop, look her straight in the eyes, and Calmly say “I…will start…a fire…” The pull out a zippo and start laughing hysterically in an evil way. But don’t light the zippo, just hold it closed.

95. Light a match under a sprinkler.

96. Walk up to someone and say “Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while I go get my shot gun”. Then walk away.

97. Walk up to a guy and say “Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!! I haven’t seen you in so long!!” Then kiss him. Then slap and him say “Why didn’t you ever call me??” Then walk away. Much more affective if you’re a guy.

98. Stand next to a mannequin and pretend that you’re a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. “Finally, my shift is done. I really don’t get paid enough to do this”

99. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone.

100. Act like your about to cry and ask people “Have you seen my mommy?”

101. Steal a Walmart shirt. The possibilities are endless.


Boys are like slinkies. Pretty useless but fun to watch fall down stairs.

Curiosity was framed. Stupidity killed the cat.

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

Money doesn't buy happiness, but it does make a more pleasant form of misery.

"Good morning" is a contradiction of terms.

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure.

The real trouble with life is that there's no background music.

Anyone who says something is "as easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.

If you try to fail, but succeed, which have you really done?

Never explain. Your friends don't need it, and your enemies won't believe you anyway.

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice-cream, which is kind of the same thing.

I do not obsess, I think intently.

It's you and me against the world - we attack at dawn.

Yes, I am a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet.

Sometimes I'm off in my own little world. But it's OK. I like it there.

I feel like an idiot...but I am, so it kinda works out.

Don't play stupid with me. I'm better at it.

If you wait around for a guy to save you, prepare to wait a while. Look at Sleeping Beauty.

Best friends - the people who know the real you and love you anyway.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something.

My mates are better than yours. Yeah. Be jealous.

I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous.

The only way to live without regrets is to never do anything you don't want to. Unfortunatly, life doesn't work that way.


You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
You say vampires
I say wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
you say Team Edward
I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say "is Cedric Diggory"
You say Robert Pattion is hot
I say is Daniel Radcliffe ~HOTTER
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think thats Lily and James
You say Edward
I'll say Harry, now STUPEFY

Great logic:
Harry > Voldemort, Voldemort > Cedric, Cedric = Edward, So Harry > Voldemort > Edward. Therefore, Harry > Edward. So Harry Potter > Twilight

I am team potter but that doesn’t mean I want him to end up w/Bella


To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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REMEMBER WHEN...
getting hiGH meant swinging at a playground?
The worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
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and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
When your W0RST Enemies were your siblings
and race issues were about who ran fastest?
When - WAR- was a card game

And life was simple and care free?
Remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This in Your Profile if you’re Still 5 inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now :)


Ways to Annoy people at the Movies:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when it’s your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (For a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!"

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themselves.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!"

Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.

Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a water gun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cell phone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you’ve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.


> > > > Pick the month you were born:

> > > > January--I kicked
> > > > February--I loved
> > > > March--I smoked
> > > > April-- I licked
> > > > May--I choked on
> > > > June--I murdered
> > > > July--I did the Macarena with
> > > > August--I had lunch with
> > > > September--I danced with
> > > > October--I sang to
> > > > November--I yelled at
> > > > December--I ran over

> > > > Pick the day (number) you were born on:

> > > > 1--a birdbath
> > > > 2--a monster
> > > > 3 --a phone
> > > > 4--a fork
> > > > 5--a Mexican
> > > > 6--a gangster
> > > > 7--my cell phone
> > > > 8--my dog
> > > > 9--my best friends' boyfriend
> > > > 10--my neighbor
> > > > 11--my science teacher
> > > > 12--Chuck Norris
> > > > 13--a fireman
> > > > 14--a stuffed animal
> > > > 15--a goat
> > > > 16--a pickle
> > > > 17--your mom
> > > > 18--a spoon
> > > > 19--myself
> > > > 20--a baseball bat
> > > > 21--a ninja
> > > > 22--a banana
> > > > 23--a noodle
> > > > 24--a squirrel
> > > > 25--a football player
> > > > 26--my sister
> > > > 27--my brother
> > > > 28--an iPod
> > > > 29--a permanent marker
> > > > 30--a llama
> > > > 31--A homeless guy

> > > > Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

> > > > White--because I'm cool like that
> > > > Black--because I'm a ninja.
> > > > Pink--because I'm NOT a llama.
> > > > Red--because i'm awesome like that
> > > > Blue--because I'm hot and I do what I want
> > > > Green--because I hate myself.
> > > > Purple--because I'm cool.
> > > > Gray--because I was bored
> > > > Yellow--because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
> > > > Orange--because I hate my pet ostrich.
> > > > Brown--because I was on a rollercoaster.

> > > > Other--because that's how I roll.
> > > > None--because I can't control myself

:) I murdered a stuffed animal because I'm cool like that 0.o


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, They are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. my mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.


1. Find a globe. Spin it.What does it say? Algeria

2. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? Took

3. What can you hear right now? The T.V.

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. me: Hello (Insert name of sister here)

sis:...

Me: ok then

5. Turn on T.V. What show is on? Weird Weapons... My brother was watching it

6. Type your name with your elbow. dem m zas... well thats one way of spelling Emma...

7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see? A Wall

8. If you could be anybody from Warriors, who would you be? I don't know what warriors is

9. What happened last time you were typing on this computer? I was... Um ... I don't know

10. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? Goehimaoa


State Mottos

Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat

Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything

California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet

Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada: Whores and Poker!

New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey: You Want A $%! Motto? I Got Yer $%! Motto Right Here!

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney ...

North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing

Oregon: Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee: The Educashun State

Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont: Yep

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family ... Really!

Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese

Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared !!!


Please read-true story (not me)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart (you don't have to Just don't drink and drive)


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YOUR REAL NAME: Emma

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)

Emmizzle- oh gosh

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Purple turtle :P

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):

Michelle Cleveland- hmm...

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):

Cleemian ohhhh cool

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Orange soda LOL

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):

Memhaje how exactly do you say that?

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):

Marian

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Spot sweet


Dear Bored people reading my profile,

Not all of the following I agree with, sorry if they offend you I think there funny, and I got them off DearBlankPleaseBlank. Com

Sincerlely, 37guesses-1truth

Dear fake vegetarians,

In what magical world is fish not an animal?

Sincerely, real vegetarians.

Dear fourth grader on facebook,

How are you in a complicated relationship?

Sincerely, what'd he do, steal your animal crackers?

Dear Inception Soundtrack,

Thank you for making eating watermelon so much more dramatic.

Sincerely, that was fun.

Dear Ambercrombie,

If your mediums fit my nine-year-old sister, something is not right.

Sincerely, get real.

Dear Disney Princesses,

You had it right all along. The brunette actually works to get something done. The blondes sit around waiting to be rescued. And the ginger's only friends are an overweight fish and a deranged seagull.

Sincerely, impressed.

Dear teenage boy speeding into the parking lot with your windows down and music up,

You're going to Target.

Sincerely, you're not a gangster.

Dear Rebecca Black,

At least I brush my teeth in the morning.

Sincerely, Ke$ha.

Dear iPad,

Been there, done that.

Sincerely, Etch a Sketch.

Dear cop who gave me a ticket,

You do understand that you're paying for that, right?

Sincerely, your wife.

Dear society,

Why is it that when girls play with their hair, they look ditsy, but when guys stroke their beard, they look wise?

Sincerely, smart girl trying not to twirl her hair.

Dear dentist,

Let's just be honest here. We both know I don't floss every day.

Sincerely, do you even do that?

Dear everyone,

Just remember; if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Sincerely, physics.

Dear McDonalds,

When you say "sorry for the wait," I assume you mean, "sorry for the weight."

Sincerely, I feel sorry for my scale...

Dear people who want to help japan,

Dress provocatively and go to a party, when a boy asks you for your number, grab his phone and text "redcross" to 90999.

Sincerely, BOOM, just gave japan $10.

Dear people who say 'Size doesn't matter',

Maybe, but have you ever tried crossing the ocean in a row boat?

Sincerely, anonymous.

Dear Mom,

No, me eating all of the food on my plate has nothing to do with the starving children in Africa. However, the money you spend on Starbucks would...

Sincerely, not naive.

Dear english teacher who asked me a question because I was talking,

Nice try, but now you look like the idiot, not me.

Sincerely, I can multitask.

Dear dairy companies,

Please remember that when the expiration date says June 17, the milk should still be good on June 15.

Sincerely, I feel like throwing up now.

Dear Mom,

He's kind, generous, listens to me when I talk, remembers what I say, treats me how a woman should be treated, cares for me whe I'm sick, is my best friend, and loves me. What should it matter that my boyfriend is black?

Sincerely, get over it. We're staying together.

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Lester,

Thank you for naming him Mo, you made my day.

Sincerely, only slightly creeped out.

Dear "She's pretty don't you think?",

What am I supposed to say?!

Sincerely, your cautious boyfriend.

Dear pregnancy test,

This is one test I wouldn't mind failing.

Sincerely, just got accepted to Stanford.

Dear fat guy on the bike struggling to get up the hill,

Keep up the good work.

Sincerely, admiring your effort.

Dear fat classmate,

Stop saying I don't like you just because you're fat. I dislike you because you're rude, disrespectful, and generally obnoxious.

Sincerely, stop playing the victim. Also, go for a jog.

Dear Selena Gomez,

Why does your new movie Monte Carlo seem so familiar? Oh right...

Sincerely, the Lizzie McGuire Movie.

Dear Disney Channel,

You really do put a lot of inappropriate jokes in your kids shows, don't you?

Sincerely, NOW I GET IT!

Dear male cafeteria attendant,

Am I supposed to address you as a "Lunch Lord?"

Sincerely, amused student. (Lol When we get a female president do we call their husbands first lords)

Dear mom,

How is it that it doesn't matter what people think until I go shopping and buy a dress that is a little low cut, and suddenly, how others view me should be my main concern?

Sincerely, confused.

Dear world,

If history is doomed to repeat itself - I am so getting a dinosaur.

Sincerely, RAWR!

Dear people,

Don't you love it when you're watching a YouTube video and a hilarious ad starts playing?

Sincerely, me neither.

Dear Forever 21,

IS IT A SHIRT OR DRESS?!

Sincerely, confused.

Dear God,

If you can't make me skinny, please make all my friends fat.

Sincerely, not picky.

Dear friend I'm spending the night with,

WAKE UP!!!

Sincerely, breakfast with your parents is awkward.

Dear President Obama,

Heard you raised 86 million dollars for your re-election campaign. We're still waiting on that other 14 trillion.

Sincerely, the American people.

Dear little brother,

It's not cool to untie the strings on my the back of my bikini; its not like a Christmas present.

Sincerely, shrieking teenage girl.

Dear daughter,

It's ok to tell me the truth, after all, I did pay for that birth control.

Sincerely, I'm not THAT stupid.

Dear ex-boyfriend,

I pawned the engagement ring.

Sincerely, thanks!

Dear expensive Evian bottled water,

Isn't that naive spelled backwards?

Sincerely, I see what you did there...

Dear movie theater,

Which armrest is mine?

Sincerely, awkward...

Dear Planned Parenthood,

Please stop calling for donations. My dad gets the wrong idea when caller ID comes up.

Sincerely, 13.

Dear Rebecca Black,

When Glee can't even make your song sound good, you know something is wrong.

Sincerely, the world.

Dear SUV drivers,

If you can't park it between the lines, you probably shouldn't be driving it.

Sincerely, climbing into my car through the sun roof.

Dear middle schoolers,

FYI- if you are "dating" someone, that means that you actually go on dates...

Sincerely, texting doesn't count.

Dear mother who just told me that my room is a mess,

The sky is blue and the grass is green...

Sincerely, this is a fun game!

Dear circle,

Do you ever wake up in the morning and realize your life is pointless?

Sincerely, square.

Dear Dad,

Please stop writing "Help Me" on the bathroom mirror after you take a shower.

Sincerely, freaked out children.

Dear Coke,

You never hear of anyone dying from a Pepsi overdose.

Sincerely, Pepsi.

Dear 18 year old brother,

You may tell me that the Katy Perry concert you came with me to was the gayest thing you've ever seen, but I know you loved it.

Sincerely, I can see right through you.

Dear Chuck Norris,

Screw you. I can grill burgers under water.

Sincerely, Spongebob Squarepants.

Dear America,

We'll always be there for you...unless someone from Europe asks, then we hate you again.

Sincerely, Canada.

Dear cancer,

I win.

Sincerely, survivor.

Dear sneaky nurse drawing blood,

You say you're only going to take 2 vials of blood and then you take 5 while I'm not looking? Well done, well done.

Sincerely, impressed patient.

Dear teachers,

If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough.

Sincerely, Albert Einstein.

Dear Jehovah's Witnesses at my door,

Yes, I did answer the door holding a baby. Yes, I'm 18. No, I'm not wearing a wedding ring. Yes, that is a bible verse tattoo on my ankle. And yes, I do know some things about God.

Sincerely, I'm the babysitter...

Dear rest of the world,

Yes I am Asian. No I'm not a ninja.

Sincerely, sorry to disappoint.

Dear customer,

If the ferns are cheaper at Lowes, go to Lowes!

Sincerely, annoyed employee.

Dear people who are scared to marry because half of all marriages end in divorce,

It's not so bad considering the other half end in death

Sincerely, good luck!

Dear creepy Furby,

Please stop.

Sincerely, I thought those batteries died ten years ago...

Dear British exchange student,

Please, Please Say Hogwarts one more time!!!

Sincerely, nostalgic.

Dear sister,

That spider is more afraid of you th... OH MY GOD IT'S HUGE!

Sincerely, just give him the room!

Dear ceiling fan,

If you could hold my weight, I'd never be bored again.

Sincerely, bored.

Dear Rebecca Black,

And that's how you do a song about Friday.

Sincerely, Katy Perry.

Dear philosophy professor,

If the early bird gets the worm, how can good things come to those who wait?

Sincerely, confused.

Dear Asians,

Let me know when you can tell Irish, German, British, and Polish people apart without hearing them talk.

Sincerely, sorry I can't tell if you're Japanese, Vietnamese, Chinese, etc...

Dear safety pin,

Oh the irony...

Sincerely, bleeding.

Dear Mom,

Thanks for making rude hand gestures when I told you I wanted to learn sign language.

Sincerely, I am moved by your encouragement.

Dear lady who is suing me for $150,000,

You're joking right? You're that angry that I broke three of your 8 year olds ribs while giving him CPR?

Sincerely, the EMT who brought your child back to life.

Dear guys who wonder why it takes so long for girls to get ready,

Just got out of the shower after carefully shaving, washing and conditioning hair, and actually using SOAP. Tried on 10 outfits. Brushed my teeth and my hair. Blew my hair dry. Styled my hair. Hated it. Styled my hair. Hated it. Styled my hair. Hated it. Styled my hair, finally liked it. Put on makeup, and made sure it was perfect. Chose shoes and jewelry that matched the clothes. Put on perfume, and gave myself a last look-over.

Sincerely, do you understand now?

Dear parents with screaming children ,

Have you ever heard of a shock collar?

Sincerely, headache.

Dear Surveys,

If 4 out of five people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean the 5th enjoys it?

Sincerely, curious

Dear Disney World,

If you're the happiest place on earth... why do all the parents look miserible.

Sincerely, curious.

Dear people staring at me in the airport,

Please stop looking at me like I'm a crazy person. Have YOU ever passed an Angry Bird's level? Sincerely, only slightly embarrassed.

Dear teachers,

Students give you apples for a reason.

Sincerely, Snow White.

Dear God,

How about an elevator to Heaven?

Sincerely, obese.

Dear boys in skinny jeans,

Please stop hitting on us. You've already gotten into our pants.

Sincerely, girls

Dear kid in my class named Marco,

Attendance has always been fun.

Sincerely, POLO!

Dear mugger,

Shall we dance?

Sincerely, Black Belt.

Dear Proactiv,

Saying "you have clear beautiful skin under your acne!" is like telling a fat person they have "a perfectly sculpted six pack under their beer belly."

Sincerely, It doesn't work like that.

Dear teacher,

If you can't get that idiot to work, how do you expect me to get him to work!?

Sincerely, sick of group projects.

Dear Karma,

I have a list of people you missed.

Sincerely, no rush, though.

Dear Dictionary.com,

Thank you for telling me that a hypochondriac is a person who suffers from hypochondria. Sincerely, never would have guessed.

Dear stereotypical people,

How do you like me now?

Sincerely, the blonde helping the Asian in Math.

Dear Oreos,

Milk's favorite cookie? That's bold.

Sincerely, chocolate chip.

Dear parents,

When I was little, I got spankings. Why does she only get a time-out?

Sincerely, angry older sister.

Dear girl who asked me if I spoke Jewish,

No sorry, only Catholic.

Sincerely, Really?

Dear recently graduated college students,

Have fun moving back in with your parents!

Sincerely, the economy.

Dear radio,

Stop playing all my favorite songs when I arrive at work.

Sincerely, five minutes late now.

Dear last line of dirt on floor,

WHY WON'T YOU COOPERATE?!

Sincerely, dust pan.

Dear boyfriend,

If you can stare at cheerleaders, then I can talk about how hot Harry Potter is.

Sincerely, girlfriend.

Dear NFL football players,

Under-privileged families earn on average $9,000 a YEAR...

Sincerely, stop complaining that your 2.5 million "isn't enough."

Dear "religious" people,

It doesn't count as prayer if it's in the form of a Facebook status update.

Sincerely, God.

Dear giftcards,

Why is the sticky stuff on the back of you more exciting than the actual giftcard?

Sincerely, curious.

Dear Willow Smith,

When I was your age I had a pogo stick, not a record deal.

Sincerely, sad teenager.

Dear teachers complaining they've been up since 5am grading,

We were up until 5am doing the paper you assigned us...

Sincerely, shall we call it a draw?

Dear Myspace,

Please give up, you know you have lost when you can "sign in using Facebook."

Sincerely, it's over.

Dear girls who edit the crap out of their profile pictures,

Awkward...

Sincerely, just met you in person.

Dear restaurant,

You may want to reconsider putting step-trashcans in your handicap restrooms.

Sincerely, that's just mean.

Dear poor girls,

It doesn't matter where you come from, as long as your incredibly hot.

Sincerely, Cinderella.

Dear America,

You'd still have cool accents if you didn't throw all that tea in the sea.

Sincerely, Britain. (awww… man I want a cool accent…. Stupid freedom)

Dear people that say paper beats rock,

PUNCH

Sincerely, sorry I thought paper would protect you.

Dear smoking mother,

Did you even ask your baby if he wanted that cigarette when you got in the car?

Sincerely, you call that parenting?

Dear parents I nanny for,

I now understand why all the others quit.

Sincerely, the 6th nanny in four months,

Dear sleeping pills,

Why did you list one of the side effects to be drowsiness?

Sincerely, isn't that the point?

Dear Twilight fan,

I sincerely wish you that your wildest dream comes true and you meet a real vampire under a romantic moon in an isolated location. I really do.

Sincerely, natural selection.

Dear world,

Please realise that standing up for gay rights does not automatically make me gay.

Sincerely, straight girl who wants the world to be more accepting.

Dear airport security,

My body is a weapon. What now?

Sincerely, Chuck Norris.

Dear dermatologist,

The fact that you have acne is quite ironic.

Sincerely, unconvinced patient.

Dear hit and run driver,

Please park farther than just around the corner from the occupied car you just ran into.

Sincerely, I'm parked directly behind you now and the police will be here shortly.

Dear drivers of America,

Four way stops are not places to be polite. If you are first, please, just go!

Sincerely, this is awkward.

Dear Angry Birds,

In real life that tower would have fallen!

Sincerely, RAGE QUIT!

Dear average teenage girls,

So according to your "Summer 2011(:" Facebook album, you're spending the entire vacation taking pictures of yourself?

Sincerely, you're wasting my news feed space.

Dear men,

Actually our dream isn't finding the perfect guy, it's being able to eat without getting fat.

Sincerely, women.

Dear staring professor,

What, college students can't drink juice boxes?

Sincerely, young at heart.

Dear alarm clock,

If you stopped beeping when I hit you, I wouldn't have thrown you against the wall.

Sincerely, I take no blame for this.

Dear Peter Pan,

You call it pixie dust, we call it crack.

Sincerely, either way you get pretty high.

Dear people who stare at me,

Just because I'm 13 and I already have hairy legs, acne, and a deep voice doesn't mean I don't have feelings too!

Sincerely, self-conscious girl.

Dear parents,

"Kids aren't supposed to play with food." Really?

Sincerely, Mr. Potato Head.

Dear married friends,

I'm single, not defective.

Sincerely, no I don't want to meet that friend of yours who is perfect for me.

Dear television,

Stop informing kids they can do anything if they use their imagination..

Sincerely, trying to get my kid off the roof.

Dear girlfriend,

Wanna see a magic trick?

Sincerely, POOF! You're single!

Dear America,

You still have a law in Iowa that allows you to shoot Native Americans if there are more than five of them on your property at any one time.

Sincerely, WTF?!

Dear Amish Person,

Busted.

Sincerely, you're not supposed to be online.

Dear dentist who says I need to brush my teeth more,

IT RUINS MY ORANGE JUICE.

Sincerely, I choose juice.

Dear ABC Family,

Please consider changing your name to "ABC Family Planning."

Sincerely, If you have one more show with pregnancy, I swear...

Dear Dad,

Yeah, there was a reason I made your favorite dinner and let you have the remote.

Sincerely, just backed into your car.

Dear "did you bring enough for the class",

I mean... If i break it into really little pieces...

Sincerely, hungry student

Dear food commercials,

Nobody eats food in slow motion with their eyes closed.

Sincerely, normal people.

Dear scientific community,

Ms. Frizzle told me Pluto was a planet. Therefore, it will always be so.

Sincerely, is your bus magic?

Dear world,

$19 million would end world hunger. $18 million is spent on make-up evey year.

Sincerely, shouldn't we do something?

Dear perfect boyfriend,

WELCOME TO THE CLUB!

Sincerely, Santa Clause, Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy.

Dear student complaining that I put six "B's" in a row as the answer,

...I didn't.

Sincerely, now there's an "F" though.

Dear Lays company,

I'm realizing that just because you have "NEW BIGGER BAGS!" doesn't mean it has more chips in it.

Sincerely, disappointed customer.

Dear Selena Gomez,

Severe nausea and headaches?

Sincerely, sounds like somebody's having a baby, baby, baby oh!

Dear popcorn at the movie theatre,

Please become bottomless.

Sincerely, done before the previews.

Dear people who criticize the military,

Please feel free to take my dad's place so he doesn't have to sacrifice his life for your right to criticize him.

Sincerely, a frustrated military brat.

Dear children of today,

We want you to know that we're sorry you have to grow up with this trash they call television.

Sincerely, children of the '90s.

Dear Ke$ha,

So the place is downtown... and there are freaks there? I don't know... WAIT! There's glitter on the floor? Oh, I am SO THERE!

Sincerely, Edward.

Dear dad watching a basketball game ,

No matter how loud you yell the ref can't hear you.

Sincerely, annoyed daughter trying to sleep.

Dear bath mat,

Thank you for letting my not so sober self pretend you're a magic carpet.

Sincerely, "A WHOLE NEWWWWW WORLD!!!

Dear friend with a new puppy,

If you hand her to me and leave, don't be suprised if we're both gone when you come back.

Sincerely, she's too cute to be left alone.


Quitters never win!

Winners never quit!

Make your choice now.


Every single person has one secret that would break your heart.

If we could remember this; I think there would be a lot more compassion and tolerance in the world.

I think what's wrong with the world, today is that no one says how they feel.

We hold it all inside.

We're sad; but we don't cry.

We're happy, but we don't dance and sing.

We're angry, but we don't s c r e a m.

Because if we did: we'd feel ashamed.

(and that's the worst feeling in the world).

Just because, she comes off strong, doesnt mean she didn't go to bed crying.

And even though she acts like everything is fine

maybe, just maybe

she's really good at lying.

(I got this from EpicFantasyStories whoever they are)


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Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Merlin - Complete
A Change of Legacies by SophieTurner1805 reviews
Elizabeth and Georgiana face opposite sides of the same "what if?" as Elizabeth prepares for the birth of her first child, and Georgiana begins married life. Meanwhile, Mary Bennet finds herself for the first time romantically interested in a man, but will her own character and his family get in her way? A story of love and family; the sequel to "A Constant Love." COMPLETE.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 203,068 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Elizabeth, Georgiana, Mr. Darcy, Mary - Complete
The Road to Recovery by LadyElizabethDarcy reviews
The Darcy siblings suffer from feelings of guilt and shame after the events of Ramsgate. When an invitation arrives from Mr. Bingley requesting them to accompany him to Hertfordshire, they accept in the hope that Netherfield can offer them the respite they so desperately crave. After Georgiana befriends the lively Elizabeth Bennet of Longbourn, their lives are irrevocably altered.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,171 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Elizabeth, Georgiana, Mr. Darcy
The Legacy of the Headband by Golden Solidus reviews
When Aang masqueraded as Kuzon for a few days and mysteriously disappeared after throwing a secret dance party, his actions changed the small Fire Nation school. Revolution is afoot! Societal messages abound. Includes On Ji, Shoji, Hide,and others. Reviews always appreciated. Story will be updated when possible. Follow and enjoy!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,461 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Kuzon, On Ji, Hide, Shoji
A Mother's Favorite Wish by desertrat68 reviews
Marriage forces the Darcys to learn a thing or two more about pride and prejudices than they ever thought they needed to know.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 129,830 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Love's Fool: The Taming of Lydia Bennet by PemberleyFan reviews
Starts after the events in Mr. Darcy's Persistent Pursuit. What happens when England's most thoughless girl marries the man most determined to reform her? Follow our headstrong anti-heroine to her marriage and her new life in Newcastle. Now a completed book available on Amazon.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Complete
CentiStories by princessmelia reviews
My collection of drabbles. Will be a variety, including bromance, humor, friendship, romance, and angst. No slash, but plenty of bromance to suffice. Chapter 985- Percival's whole village burned before him. (Family)
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 985 - Words: 132,472 - Reviews: 4468 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Morgana, Merlin, Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere
Could've been, but wasn't by The cursed child reviews
The Sorting Hat has never placed someone in the wrong house, no matter what you might like to think.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Sorting Hat - Complete
Sesquipedalian by Emachinescat reviews
A collection of stories, each inspired by a different big, weird, or obscure word, angsty, funny, suspenseful; genre depending on the word of the day. NOW: "The scariest thing about Arthur's reaction to Merlin's magic was that he didn't react at all."
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 67,132 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
Fire Lord and his family take 2 by bhut reviews
Now that Ozai is off to capture Ba Sing Se, Ursa, Zuko and Azula are settling down at Ember Island and adjusting to the changes in their lives. Will they make it or go crazy? Read on to find out!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Ursa, Zuko - Complete
A Murderer Amongst Us by thevinylfreak reviews
When the Bennets, accompanied by Mr. Wickham, Mr. Darcy and Mr. Bingley, sat down for dinner, Lydia's cup was somehow poisoned. Can Mr. Darcy determine who it was that slipped the poison into her cup? Reviews appreciated. Completed.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,693 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Elizabeth, Lydia, Mr. Darcy, Mr. Wickham - Complete
Why Were You Staring At My Uncle by waterrain reviews
Arthur wonders why Merlin is staring at his Uncle Agravaine.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
Two Lost Souls by house3er4ev reviews
AU SPOILERS S.4. Perhaps a bit OOC, too. This story deals with Edith's interactions with Evelyn Napier both before and after her return from Switzerland.
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,032 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Edith C., Evelyn Napier
Don't fall in love, dear, it's very steerage class by PaleMagnolia reviews
[AU] 1912: the Crawleys set sail from Southampton to New York to visit Cora's mother, and during the crossing (Mary and Matthew are busy bickering, Sybil is charmed by an Irish passenger) Edith meets an old family friend, and learns that she's not invisible, after all... But, alas, they are sailing on the brand-new White Star Line leviathan: the majestic, ill-fated, RMS Titanic.
Downton Abbey - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,626 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Mary C., Edith C., Sybil C., Anthony S.
Half the Story Hidden by Loveedith reviews
**A story about changing what you can change and accepting what you can't change. And about knowing the difference between the two. ** Set after 4:8 but before the 2013 CS. AU after CS. Edith has moved on from Anthony. She loves Michael Gregson. He is gone and she needs to do all she can to save her baby...
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,021 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Violet C., Edith C., T. Branson, Anthony S. - Complete
A Guide to Combating Magic by The Owl Mage reviews
I, Uther Pendragon, King of Camelot, present to you, a loyal Ally in the fight against magic, this guide. May you read it and put it's teachings to practice, so that our glorious lands will be free of the vile taint of magic. -Co-Written by Kripkeisgod-
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,677 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Uther
Dear Blank, Sincerely Blank by QueenKira reviews
Humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 81 - Words: 5,487 - Reviews: 2397 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The First Time He Saw It by shewolf2000 reviews
He was four the first time he saw it. Teddy Lupin, shocked awake by a nightmare and finding his parents bedroom empty, goes down to the sitting room where he finds his mummy sleeping curled up next to a gigantic wolf. How will he react? Three-shot, Remus and Tonks alive. Lupin family drama/fluff!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,509 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Remus L., Teddy L. - Complete
The Firelord's Portrait by A Fire Nation Citizen reviews
"Why are people staling the Firelord's picture?" Mrs. Yi and the other teachers wonder. This is based on a random thought I had once while watching "Nightmares and Daydreams" and "The Headband" at the same time.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Zuko - Complete
That's NOT How It Happened by A Fire Nation Citizen reviews
All the scenes in the ember island plays re-written five years post-comet when Zuko is twenty-two. The play shows Firelord Zuko in an inaccurate, unnaturally positive light. Two friends watch the play and comment on this.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Sokka, Toph
Wrong Number by Inimbi reviews
Humorous drabble. Modern Arthurian setting, where the situation is pretty much the same as it is in the plotline of the current series of BBC's Merlin, but it's 21st century-style! ;D [...Rated T due to 2 or 3 words of mildly coarse language.]
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Arthur
Just 'the Doctor' by GreyTardis reviews
It's 1915. Sybil Crawley meets a man, who wears strange clothing and tells her about the future. She shares her findings with her favorite chauffeur. It's a bad summary, but I hope you'll enjoy the story!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Downton Abbey - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2013 - 9th Doctor, Sybil C. - Complete
Evil, Shady Dealings by TheDeathlyMarshmallows reviews
"One must always wear red when engaging in vindictive or merely rebellious activities." - Set in Season 3 (and more recently the Season 3 - 4 gap), a look at all the conversations and attempted evil plots between Morgana and Morgause that we never got to see...
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 152,681 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Morgana, Morgause
Two Sides of the Same Coin by KrisEleven reviews
A collection of one-shots focused on Arthur and Merlin's relationship: mostly canon-compliant. Chapter 5, Balanced: A careless mistake had revealed his secret. Arthur saw the magic – the lies – and wouldn't, couldn't, see past them. After the anger and accusations ran out, they'd been left in suffocating silence.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Arthur, Merlin
Dudders by SoulMalady reviews
There's a strange boy at the doorstep. And he's claiming to be Harry Potter's godson. One-shot, feel good story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 79 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Harry P., Dudley D., Teddy L. - Complete
What Chan Didn't Know by A Fire Nation Citizen reviews
What happened to Chan after the episode The Beach? Did he get into trouble with his father? Most takes place three years later when he returns to Ember Island and runs into a couple of the people (zuko and mail) responsible for his problems.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Zuko, Chan - Complete
Happy Drabble Fun Time by Magic Cabbage reviews
These are a bunch of random drabbles that my slightly disturbed mind has conjured up. Hopefully, they will manage to make you laugh. Or atleast smile. Merlin would want you to read these. Trust me.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 8,639 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
A Glimpse by Whirlwind421 reviews
A collection of drabbles about the random possible moments in their lives. No slash. New Chapter: Merlin's quest for food continues.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 170 - Words: 23,653 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Arthur, Merlin
Merlin's Girl by CeffylDrwg reviews
"So, why don't you tell us all about her?" Missing scene from 5.08 One-shot, unbeta'd, written in 20 minutes without rewatching the ending, so not all the dialogue matches up. Just had too many feels.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Merlin, Freya - Complete
The Merlinite Comics, Issue 2: Merlin's Secret Talent by MerlinPsych reviews
This is a reveal fic, but it may not be what you expect! Stands alone, so you don't have to read Issue 1 first. (The Merlinite Comic thing really just means it's based off of some little comic I scrawled in the margins of my schoolwork.) Disclaimer: I do not own Merlin, but I wish I did! ;)
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Ambrosius by Mai Ascot reviews
After seven years of friendship, comes the day Arthur learns Merlin's last name. And he's not very happy that it's cooler than his. No pairings, oneshot.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Your Talents Are Just Too Intriguing by L. Drayton reviews
Merlin performs to the court of Camelot after his incredible juggling performance infront of Annis. How does it go down? One-shot. No slash, as usual xox ENJOY :D
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Merlin has magic? by mcfuz reviews
"Merlin has magic..." Uther's ghost vanishes in a tendril of smoke, his last words to his son ringing through the empty throne room. / Alternate ending to 5x03. Drabble. Bromance.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
An Unconventional Rescue by arthuriangeek reviews
Beating the villains of Albion into submission used to be a lot more fun.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Arthur - Complete
Fifth Wheel by checkmate14 reviews
Leon is fed up of being the fifth wheel between the two relationships of his best friends.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Of All The Things by JustYourAverageWhovian reviews
The reason we never see Kilgarrah in all the 're-incarnated' fanfictions. Drabble.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Merlin, The Great Dragon/Kilgharrah - Complete
Poetry by JustYourAverageWhovian reviews
All Leon wanted was for Arthur to read out some poetry...drabble.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Surrender! Or Feel My Wrath! by Weaving in Words reviews
What happens when Morgana tries to take over Camelot (yet again).
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Morgana, Merlin - Complete
Witch Coven by Rachel McN reviews
Arthur and his knights encounter some witches. It does not go well. Except for Lancelot, who seems oddly proficient at dispatching sorcerers.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Lancelot, Merlin - Complete
Uther's Irritation by Rachel McN reviews
The nobleman is looking far too smug about the entire situation for the kings liking and he is completely willing to place the blame for what he says next on that infuriating expression.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Uther, Merlin - Complete
Voices by Nelxis reviews
Telepatic skills might not be as fun as you may think.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Merlin, Mordred - Complete
The True Myth by MegaOtaku777 reviews
The Myth says that the marriage between Persephone and Hades was a strained one, devoid of love and affection. But that's not true. Here is the real story.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,099 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
Indignation by A Fire Nation Citizen reviews
One-shot story that is based around a tiny moment from the the begining of the Boiling Rock part 1. Indignation: n. Anger or annoyance provoked by what is perceived as unfair treatment
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
a controversial topic by kissing flames reviews
Because how can it be assumed that Athena would not get angry over an /earthquake/ damaging her beloved Parthenon?
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Athena, Poseidon - Complete
Boiling Rock NearMishaps by A Fire Nation Citizen reviews
This is a short "missing moment" in the the series that is too short to have a summary. ONESHOT, Zuko and Sokka friendship
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Thinking of You by A Fire Nation Citizen reviews
When Zuko paused at the boiling rock to look back at the prison what was he thinking about? Maiko Oneshot/tiny story more like a drabble
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Zuko - Complete
Hey, Sorcerer! by servant123 reviews
In which Merlin merely "visits" the dungeons and gains an ironic nickname, the new guard learns a lesson, a bystander is confused, bandits attack, and Uther saves a sorcerer. Probably worth a read, but that's just my opinion. Here's to smiling!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Merlin - Complete
Good and Faithful Servant by Laughy-Taffy the Grape reviews
George is, as everyone knows, the perfect servant. So of course the thought of blackmailing his employers would never cross his mind . . . would it?
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2012 - George - Complete
The King's Belt by SecondStar2theRight reviews
Because Arthur is really not fat. Just a little missing drabble from the opening bit of The Sword in the Stone part one.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Percival
Of Magic and Oblivious Prats by Alchy reviews
Arthur is getting tired of Merlin's "joking around", and Merlin is getting tired of Arthur's stupidity. What does it take for our sorcerer to finally make Arthur believe he has magic? Reveal one-shot, no slash involved! Edited for better readability.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
What is This Sorcery? by QuirkySmile reviews
Uther Pendragon discovers Merthur, and is determined to drive this evil beast out of Camelot. One-shot! No slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Uther - Complete
The Secret Princess by IrisWestAllen reviews
Guinevere has just been banished from Camelot, she is upset and broken. However, everyone does have their secrets.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,442 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Gwen/Guinevere
The New Story by A Fire Nation Citizen reviews
After the war in the Fire Nation there was a lot of disillusionment. Some people believed the new story, and others refused it. This story is told from the point of view of a little girl on Ember Island.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Complete
The Dawn of Albion by Peonywinx reviews
Set immediately after Season 4. The Great Dragon announces that it is time for Merlin to reveal himself to Arthur in order to begin the time of Albion. However, considering that Camelot comes under attack again from a very familiar sorceress, both Arthur and Merlin have their hands full. Not to mention, Emrys is the only one who can save Camelot now. What's a warlock to do?
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,161 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Merlin - Complete
If You Ever Have Need by luminare91 reviews
When yet another creature attacks Camelot, Merlin is forced to reveal his powers. Unable to kill his closest friend, Arthur sends him away. What does that mean for their destiny? Not my best summary or title, but definitely worth a read.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,931 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Windows of The Soul by PoisoningPigeonsinthePark reviews
Drabbles with the theme of eyes about Camelot's various romances. Drabble 31: "For a second, as he held her still, she felt soft. Then she smacked him."
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011
The Space Between the Coin by Merlinfanatic77 reviews
When Princess Cynthia's parents are killed by Morgana,she goes to Camelot for protection.But,Cynthia has a secret: She has magic.Will she and Merlin be able to keep each others backs, or will their secrets be revealed?
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Merlin
Uncovering an Earthbender by jordygirl reviews
One-shot. The story of how Bolin discovered he was an eathbender, and in which circumstances he had to use it. Art by BlueDecember89 on DeviantART
Legend of Korra - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Bolin, Mako - Complete
Arthur' Little Girl's by Emilieevol reviews
Arthur goes to a wedding that he had wished wouldn't have happened. The wedding of his eldest daughter, Igraine. Not a lot of Arthur, Gwen. But Arthur, and their daughter. Disclaimer: I don't own Merlin!
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
Pick Your Poison by Kitty O reviews
Between Merlin and Morgana, Camelot's poison supplies have been depleted. Not even any crushed glass. Ficlet. No slash. Gaius-centric!
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Gaius, Merlin - Complete
Emrys Revealed by Volcanic Plug reviews
Morgana will kill Arthur unless Emrys reveals himself. So he does.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 181 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Merlin - Complete
He's Happy Now by bainnebui reviews
It's Vernon Dursley's funeral which causes Lisa to think of the boy who used to live next door.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Never Say Never by Kitty O reviews
Things you would never hear the characters say. Never. Not in a thousand years. Except here. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Merlin - Complete
A Red Rose by Naisa reviews
Once a year, the couple that never could be show their love for each other through a single, blood-red rose. And even now, after all that has happened, Morgana finds that he still cares. One shot, Mergana, contains series 4 spoilers.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/25/2012 - [Morgana, Merlin] Gaius - Complete
One More Than Ninetynine Drabbles by Astiza reviews
Drabble 100! Creatures of Saucery are not easily defeated...
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 15,075 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Dragons and Demons by piraticalxo reviews
While Arthur and Gwen are busy celebrating the arrival of the newest member of the Camelot household, Morgana is up to a few tricks of her own. Rated K for the moment, though this may change.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,221 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011
Go Fish by Kitty O reviews
Which is a fishy tale of two dead people who get bored. It's hard to have fun in the Lake of Avalon. It puts such a damper on things. But Freya's been there longer; Lancelot figures she'll know something. Ficlet, gen, crack. No slash. Mentioned M/F.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Lancelot, Freya - Complete
Impersonating Emrys by EosAella reviews
What happens when a mysterious stranger arrives in Camelot claiming to be Emrys? terrible summary but it's rather late at night here . No slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
To Die an Old Man, Filled with Regret by Althea Sage reviews
In "Queen of Hearts" doesn't it seem odd that neither Arthur nor Morgana question the antics of a crazy old sorcerer? This story details the missing moments of that night and the following days in which Merlin became Dragoon the Great.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,943 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Merlin
Deadly Fruit and Other Random Drabbles by Naisa reviews
A series of humorous drabbles less than 500 words, where YOU chose the word each drabble was based on! Random stories ranging from pineapples to parrots, from catpults to kerfuffles and from troglodytes to ice cream. Hope you enjoy!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 60 - Words: 22,099 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
On Shaky Ground by Sydelle Rein reviews
Sequel to Arthur's Silent Guardian! With the unknown identity of his sorcerer-protector plaguing him, Arthur is unsure how to deal with this new knowledge. Meanwhile, a series of mysterious earthquakes is threatening the safety of Camelot. No Slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,275 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Honesty is the Best Policy by SecondStar2theRight reviews
After the latest magical attack, Uther is having everyone in Camelot interrogated. Now it's Merlin's turn to be questioned by Leon. Tag to The Son of a Sorcerer by Literaria
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 76 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Merlin, Leon - Complete
Of Raindrops, Flowers, & Wishing Wells by PottedLilies reviews
Lily and James. This is the story of how the famous couple came to be, and how they and their friends found hope, camaraderie, and love as the first shots of war rang in their ears and tore their world apart. Full Summary Inside. REWRITTEN.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 51,707 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Assassin of Camelot by Evelyn Hawkins reviews
All is well in Camelot until a strange new warrior comes to the city walls with a dangerous relic of great power. Fearing for King Arthur's well-being, Merlin searches for the truth of this lethal warrior, finding the warrior's true intentions in Camelot.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 38,532 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Merlin, The Great Dragon/Kilgharrah
The Father, not the Son by Loopstagirl reviews
Tristan De Bois swore that he would avenge his sister's death. But who precisely would feel that revenge?
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Arthur, Uther - Complete
How the Mighty Have Fallen by Owl Watcher reviews
When someone places a curse on Kilgarrah, causing him to fall seriously ill, a stranger arrives in Camelot to beseech the help of the last Dragonlord.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,699 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Merlin, The Great Dragon/Kilgharrah
I Like Oatmeal by Onee-san reviews
Ever wonder why the Knights never seem to catch on to Merlin and his spell casting? Well this is my take on it. Just a short little crack fic.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Come Join the Circus of Sorcery by Just Celia reviews
Aaron spat into Merlin's bruised face while he spoke, "your Prince isn't here now, Emrys. Show us what you can do." Merlin looked at the sea of sorcerers, feeling the magic build, furiously, behind his eyes. "Back away," he growled, raising his hands.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,163 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
The Prophet's Prediction by writing-at-random reviews
Before the Purge, a Prophet predicted two intwined destinies. Many years later, Uther learns of the prediction & of a sorcerer living in Camelot. He sends his men to capture this Emrys. Arthur knows his orders but also knows he doesn't live if Emrys dies.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,900 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
A Dangerous Truth by Hanijess reviews
Our favourite little witches make an appearance and the truth is revealed to Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Class by CSIvHP11 reviews
They took the class for different reasons. An easy A, balance to a tough schedule, and to hear about herself. But still, how could he let the chance go?
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Complete
The Nightmares Begin by The 10-11 Doctors reviews
Merlin hears a voice in his head calling for help. Merlin goes to see what he can do to help. He is shocked by who he finds. Set a week after series 3.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,453 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Merlin, Morgana
Stranger Things Are Matters of the Heart by Unformal Sorrelle reviews
Something strange has happened in Camelot! Merlin is the king, Arthur's behind bars and magic is now a valued treasure among the people. How...?
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,602 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Merlin, Morgana
My Brother's Keeper by SecondStar2theRight reviews
Sir Olwen had left his brother alone in Camelot for only a few hours. Perhaps he should have explained a few of Camelot's rules first...
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Complete
A Question of Motives by Alaia Skyhawk reviews
As he lay there bearing witness to the battle before him, he could scarce believe what he saw. What was he to believe? What to do? How are you supposed to react when the man you saw as your closest friend turns out to be a sorcerer? *Spoilers for SE-3*
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 82 - Words: 303,673 - Reviews: 2011 - Favs: 1,682 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
It's Not a Spellbook, Just Facebook! by redlily188 reviews
Facebook profiles for our favorite Merlin characters! I just wrote this, because I was hoping to bring a smile to somebody's face! COMPLETE.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,313 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Complete
Merlin, Is That a Cat? by ypput reviews
"Merlin... Is that a cat?" Arthur asked as Merlin deposited the tabby on Arthur's table. I'm not entirely sure what to say about this other than that somehow I've made a series of drabbles about Gwaine getting turned into a cat...
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Gwaine, Merlin
The Lady From the Lake by Princess of the Mer-Rebels reviews
Merlin gets hurt -again. This time it might be fatal. Luckily he's near a certain lake. Terrible summary, but the story is better. Merlin/Freya. K plus only because Merlin is hurt and almost character death. No slash, unless you look really hard for it
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Arthur, Freya - Complete
Death to the Sorcerer by Princess of the Mer-Rebels reviews
"Betrayal stings my heart, as I start to retch blood" "I am befriending him; waiting for the day I can stand over him and stab him in the heart" "I warned him time and time again to stop, telling him magic corrupted and is evil. He never understood."
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
They Told Me it was Catching by Just Celia reviews
A set of 30 drabbles, with genres ranging from humour, to angst, to tragedy, to romance. Be introduced to new couples, new places, new species and be reunited with old friends and relationships. Bonus drabbles to come!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 5,939 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Merlin - Complete
Villain of the Week by Kitty O reviews
A wandering man is lost, and has given away his script. Spotting a main character, he stops him and asks if he knows where the man is supposed to be going. Crack poetry oneshot. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Merlin - Complete
Failure to Communicate by SecondStar2theRight reviews
Arthur's thoughts, and his failed attempt to communicate them, on the walk back to Camelot in 3x05 The Crystal Cave.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Trick to Life is Not to Get Too Attached to It by PoisoningPigeonsinthePark reviews
Elyan's out on night watch when he learns something really strange about Camelot's knights: apparently they're not too bothered about dying.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Elyan
Another but longer Drabble by Cennamace reviews
Arthur and Merlin visit another village where unexpected things happen. Poor Arthur!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Arthur, Merlin
The Wizard Formerly Known as The Boy Who Lived by Emachinescat reviews
Harry's no longer "The Boy Who Lived". He's made up a new title, and Ron and Hermione are not impressed. Drabble. Post-Deathly Hallows. Mild crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Stories' Teller by Kitty O reviews
Arthur's son meets an interesting man who tells him stories about his father. "They weren't fairy tales, Father. They were real stories. About you. He said he had stories no one else did." Guess who? Oneshot, no slash, Arwen referred to.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
Pickup Lines by bubbly chick reviews
Travis has a handbook full of them. It would be a shame not to use them. Special line for each cabin persona!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Travis S. - Complete
Dear Luna by willowscribe reviews
After Dumbledore's death, Luna writes a letter to herself meant to be read 10 years in the future. Worries make themselves known, and things get a bit off topic. But hey, Luna's writing to herself. She understands.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Luna L. - Complete
Knight Number 37 by Magic Cabbage reviews
Merlin is saving the day, and the other knights are busy getting themselves killed in a pathetic attempt to be heroes. Knight number 37 is trying to survive, and he learns a certain warlock's secret.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,525 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Complete
Shadows by xXxDaughteroftheKingxXx reviews
And slowly, she fades into the shadows. The Last and most important Olympian, once again forgotten. It always ends this way, huh? ONESHOT.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Hestia - Complete
Fallen Father by Arlothia reviews
What if that scene in 'The Last Dragon Lord' had played out a little differently? How will Arthur react to this little realization? Read and find out!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Rough, Tough, Save the World by Princess Alyra reviews
Gwen always knew Merlin was a little bit strange. It was only a matter of time before she figured out why.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Gwen/Guinevere, Merlin - Complete
Bringer of comfort by sweetheart2014 reviews
A blessing from a maiden. A thank you for listening. A child born from comfort.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Hestia - Complete
Tripped by Just Celia reviews
Merlin carries Arthur's armour. And then Merlin falls. So, what will Arthur do when his servant lies at the foot of the staircase, his smile wiped from his face from tripping over that top step and then tumbling to the bottom?
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Wizard Boi by pixelsurgeon reviews
Yeah, you heard me. This is the Merlin version of the song Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne. Mergana and Merwen. 'He was a wizard boy, she said 'Kill you later, boy', he wasn't good enough for her'.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Merlin, Morgana - Complete
What To Do At The Movies by GoHomeGarth reviews
Bella goes off to the movies with Angela, and they see a group of guys with a sheet of paper that says, 'What to do at the Movies', and I can guess what happens next… One shot, BxE All human.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Robots by Magic Cabbage reviews
The real reason why Sir Leon never dies. And why Camelot never runs out of Knights. It would explain a lot.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Complete
10 themes of Merlin by Princess of the Mer-Rebels reviews
My spin on the 10 themes challenge. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Complete
Arthur Meets the Dragon by Princess of the Mer-Rebels reviews
"You must find a boy that the druids call Emrys" Arthur meets the dragon, leaving him confused. What is this destiny the beast speaks of? No slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Arthur, The Great Dragon/Kilgharrah - Complete
A Bit of Wordplay by Ellethwen Celtica reviews
Young Elladan, Elrohir, and Arwen play a word game.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Elrohir, Arwen U. - Complete
No Words by Kitty O reviews
Merlin and Gwen friendship moment. The Queen runs out of a meeting and hides; Merlin is the one who finds her.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Gwen/Guinevere, Merlin - Complete
A to Z of Drabbles by Catindahat reviews
A drabble for every letter of the alphabet. Some humour, angst, romance and a lot of banter. Now complete.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
What's In A Name? by PoisoningPigeonsinthePark reviews
"We're guards, aren't we?" "What's your point?" "Don't you think we should be guarding the dungeons?" An explanation as to why the guards never seem to be doing any actual guarding.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Complete
Forgotten Goddess by Lily Amy Jones reviews
Hestia was the forgotten goddess. The last Olympian. I write not poetry for the goddess, yet I hope this is sufficient.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Hestia - Complete
When Rowling's Book Meets Camelot by writing-at-random reviews
In a land of myth and a time of magic, what else comes into Arthur's possession but a book. But not just any book. A book about a wizarding school called Hogwarts. Prompt based Fanfic. No Slash.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Arthur - Complete
Trying to Decipher the Legend by books101 reviews
It's the beginning of the twins' second year at Hogwarts, and they decide it's time they discover who the heros of their first year are: The Marauders! But why do their questions seem to make the teachers of Hogwarts act stranger than normal?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,196 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Finding the Marauders AT LAST! by books101 reviews
Fred and George have wanted to know who the Marauders are since they first discovered the Map. Now it's the summer before their seventh year, and they still don't know! Time for some detective work! Sequel to TtDtL, but not necessary to read first.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
I Never Forgot by DarthAbby reviews
Foo Foo Cuddlypoops never forgot his Human friend, Sokka, and he kept searching for him. Will they ever meet up again? What is Foo Foo's real name? And what does Hawky have to do with anything? Just for fun!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Foo Foo Cuddlypoops, Hawky - Complete
For the Love of Camelot by Cassy27 reviews
Camelot is on the verge of falling. As Arthur is too busy trying to safe his land, he barely notices the absence of Merlin. Where is Merlin anyway and what does Uther have to do with his absence?
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,130 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Love In Chains by PoisoningPigeonsinthePark reviews
"Guinevere, do not tell me that you attempted this extremely reckless and dangerous rescue mission alone?" Arthur is not as happy as Guinevere thinks he should be at her failed attempt to rescue him. He can be so ungrateful...
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
A Series of Revelational Drabbles by Princess of the Mer-Rebels reviews
Five drabbles from different POVs about the same thing. A Reveal story.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Morgana, Merlin - Complete
Eavesdroppers by Marista reviews
Arthur eavesdrops on Guinevere's conversation and he learns about a secret she's been keeping from him.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
The Perfect Princess by ModernElegy reviews
Sometimes, all we really want is to be understood, to be loved. To be happy- even if you're not the perfect princess. Especially then.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Elena
Not For The First Time by PoisoningPigeonsinthePark reviews
On the 29th of April 2011, a huge crowd gathers to watch the Royal Wedding, but only one of them remembers the wedding of Prince Arthur to his Guinevere.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Merlin - Complete
The Curse's Origins by Sydelle Rein reviews
He couldn't let Arthur do this. The old sorceress was not in her right mind. She deserved pity, not death. That is, until she mentions a young woman she once cursed. Merlin's blood runs cold, and Arthur stares at him in confusion. Merlin/Freya, no slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 68 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Merlin, Arthur, Lancelot - Complete
Beautiful Lie by Kitty O reviews
Merlin and Morgana pass a peaceful sunset on the castle steps, their temporary truce an obvious lie as she plots and he relaxes. You don't have to look hard to see the Mergana, though you might squint. Set after 3.07 sometime, no real spoilers
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Merlin, Morgana - Complete
How They Find Out by LilacSky128 reviews
Merlin is really good at keeping secrets, but surely he's not that good. Chapter 8 - Arthur: Part II Arthur's just found out that Merlin has magic, and he's about to find out he was the last to know... somehow, this annoys him more.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Merlin, Gwaine
Arthur, I'm a Warlock by Kitty O reviews
It's been years, and finally the day comes. Merlin decides that it's time to tell the king his secret. It doesn't turn out quite the way most people would think. Completed ficlet, no slash. Crack, by the way.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Who put it there? by Lovable Loner reviews
'There had been a rumour about a sword sticking out of a stone in the middle of the forest...literally in the stone' One-shot of how Arthur might get Excalibur.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Quotes Legends Live By by pancakesareyummy reviews
Ever wondered what quotes the characters of Merlin followed in their lives? Look no further! A mixture of different quotes of different genres changed to suit the characters of Merlin. Fun for all the family! Review? Please? T for VERY mild language. :P
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011
The Tale of Gwaine and Ale by writing-at-random reviews
A great combination, eh? After Merlin informs Gwaine of his secret, the knight decided that there is no place better to celebrate than the tavern! What happens when Arthur walks in on a ranting, drunken Gwaine who happens to be letting secrets slip?
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Gwaine, Merlin - Complete
Golden Eyes Indeed by Aida Caroti reviews
Guess who has been accused of sorcery? You've got it. Everyone, even Uther is sick of the boy. I mean Uther has better things to do than waste his time on a boy that will be found innocent soon. I mean didn't you know they were serving wild boar tonight?
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Uther, Merlin - Complete
April Fools! Gone Wrong? by TheGirlWonder-TheBoyBlunder reviews
Jaden's on a pranking spree! What happpens when one unlucky girl gets caught in the middle? Oneshot! R&R!
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Alexis R./Asuka T. - Complete
Knights of Camelot: More Than Just A Fancy Cloak! by Christina B reviews
A guide to surviving the dangers of being a Knight by the Camelot Citizen's Association. Sequel to So You Want To Move To Camelot? HUMOR!
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Complete
So You Want To Move To Camelot? by Christina B reviews
A guide about the hazards of life in Camelot by the Camelot Citizen's Association. HUMOR!
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Complete
Good Old Merlin by writing-at-random reviews
Taking place a few days after the Queen of Hearts. Arthur refelects on 'Dragoon the Great' who he caught in his chambers planting the magical object. The old sorcerer, he seemed so familiar. He was so much like... No! That can't be! Merlin?
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Making Friends with the Enemy by SecondStar2theRight reviews
Once Arthur knows about Merlin's magic, what happens next, and can they still be friends? Basically a sequel to any random non-slash revelation fanfic.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
Anvil Swallowing by Kitty O reviews
Dedicated to fernazab. Arthur swallows the most ridiculous excuses sometimes, excuses the size of anvils... Really? An eye infection? Really? Oneshot. No slash as always.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
A Matter of Perspective by Ultra-Geek reviews
It ends with Lord Alcott screaming for Gwaine and Merlin's immediate banishment or execution. Arthur is given the, uh, pleasure of trying to figure out what the hell happened. Questing Trio centric!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 88 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Gwaine, Merlin - Complete
A Gwen Or A Morgana? by PoisoningPigeonsinthePark reviews
Arthur has an interesting theory about the females of Camelot. Can Merlin prove him wrong? Probably not.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Watch Out For That Rake! by PoisoningPigeonsinthePark reviews
Gwen was so busy daydreaming that she didn't see the rake until she collided with it... She had half a mind to tell Arthur she didn't need carrying, but, having a mild concussion, she wasn't really in a position to argue with her rescuer.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Gwen/Guinevere, Arthur - Complete
A Normal Day in Camelot by Kitty O reviews
Oneshot. Just a bit on the life of our favorite Arthurian characters when they are older and have kids. But they are still kids themselves on the inside. A little fluffy. K plus for a mention of that Gwen scandal. AU after s3. Future!Fic oneshot series. Order of series: A Normal Day in Camelot, Twins are Twice as Nice, A Mother's Tears, Warlock Takes a Wife, A Royal Favor.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Gwen/Guinevere, Merlin - Complete
Twins are Twice as Nice by Kitty O reviews
The twins want to meet their mysterious, apparently crazy Aunt Morgana. Which is not allowed, and therefore will involve some sneaking around. AU after season 3. Future!Fic oneshot series. Order of series: A Normal Day in Camelot, Twins are Twice as Nice, A Mother's Tears, Warlock Takes a Wife, A Royal Favor
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Uther, Merlin - Complete
A Mother's Tears by Kitty O reviews
Oneshot. Chloe sees her mother crying and wants to know why... So she asks Uncle Merlin. AU after season 3. Future!Fic oneshot series. Order of series: A Normal Day in Camelot, Twins are Twice as Nice, A Mother's Tears, Warlock Takes a Wife, A Royal Favor.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,341 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Merlin, Lancelot - Complete
Warlock Takes a Wife by Kitty O reviews
How Merlin met his wife and how he told Arthur about the whole little "I'm a warlock" thing, irreverently punctuated with a line or two that are a parody of The Farmer in the Dell. AU after season 3. Future!Fic oneshot series. Order of series: A Normal Day in Camelot, Twins are Twice as Nice, A Mother's Tears, Warlock Takes a Wife, A Royal Favor
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,607 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Merlin, Hunith - Complete
Beneath the Surface by Ultra-Geek reviews
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Especially if that woman happens to be the all powerful Lady of the Lake. And you've just shot her boyfriend with a crossbow.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 109 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Arthur, Freya - Complete
Look! Airborne Swine! by Kitty O reviews
Utter OOC ridiculousness. Arthur has a panic attack when he realized he has no chores to give Merlin... We of the audience thought that was impossible! A fic Mocking my favorite prince.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Curiosity Killed the Knight by Ultra-Geek reviews
Or, How to Drive Merlin Completely and Utterly Mad. Gwaine finds out about Merlin's magic and Merlin ponders the moral implications of turning friends into toads.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 118 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
A Question of a Perfect Day by Alaia Skyhawk reviews
Merlin always seems to get the short end of the stick. Getting beaten up, tortured, or just generally stepped on. Well this time, it's his turn to have a GOOD day #Based on A Question of Motives#
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Merlin - Complete
Excalibur Returns by Christina B reviews
A few years after The Coming of Arthur, Merlin finally brings King Arthur to the Sword in The Stone.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Reflecting on the Meaning by pancakesareyummy reviews
Ever wondered what the character's names mean in Merlin? Well they did at some point. Here are VERY short chapters on their ponderings. Will be uploading in chaper bulks!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Complete
I Am NOT Under The Affluence of Incohol by PoisoningPigeonsinthePark reviews
Something important is happening, and Gwaine is definitely NOT drunk...
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Gwaine - Complete
Ashes Can't Break Chains by Kitty O reviews
A short one shot. I've read tons of death fics, from all POVs, but I have never read one from the mind of the one who might be affected by it the most. Character death is mentioned, but not in the scene, and that's why the rating.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2011 - The Great Dragon/Kilgharrah - Complete
A Heart To Heart Discussion by pancakesareyummy reviews
Merlin and Lancelot have a heart-to-heart about lost love. NOT SLASH, ONE-SHOT. Enjoy! spoilers for season three!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Merlin, Lancelot - Complete
What Everyone Needs by pancakesareyummy reviews
Merlin Drabble. Merlin ponders. R&R!
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Merlin - Complete
Things You Shouldn't do at Hogwarts by Princess of the Mer-Rebels reviews
Things that will get you in massive trouble at Hogwarts. Do not try this at home! Rating is borderline because a few might not be understood by younger kids.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Sirius B., Marauders
A Familiar Face by pancakesareyummy reviews
A nine-year-old girl has been accused of sorcery and has been sentanced to death. Some people recognise her- but who is she? And why does she keep appearing to give warnings to people? Please R&R, my first mystery fic. OC, no fixed pairings. COMPLETED!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,097 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Complete
Of Raindrops, Flowers, and Wishing Wells by PottedLilies reviews
Before Harry ever boarded the train, there was another story. One of magic and monster and most of all, love. One of boys becoming men and friendship stronger, even, than death. Lily/James, RL/OC, AL/FL, SB/? 5th year on.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 238,142 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 7/23/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Proven Wrong by Kitty O reviews
Morgana POV. Just a birthday drabble for Colin Morgan and the new year 2011. Spoilers for 3.05. A dagger? Seriously? He gave her A DAGGER?
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Morgana, Arthur - Complete
The Doctor on Hermione's TimeTurner by pancakesareyummy reviews
What does the great time-traveller himself think of Hermione's time-turner? Please R&R!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/30/2010 - 11th Doctor, Hermione G. - Complete
Destiny's a Good Excuse by pancakesareyummy reviews
Drabble and some conversations where destiny's just an excuse. Light drabble. Please R&R! Later chapters might be added if people want me to continue.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Merlin, The Great Dragon/Kilgharrah - Complete
A Question of… Gift Wrap? by Alaia Skyhawk reviews
Only in Camelot could Midwinter's Day be this strange... and no one seem to notice #Based on "A Question of Motives"#
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,277 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Merlin, Arthur
Like Heck You Will by Kitty O reviews
Why do people think that if Arthur condemned him, Merlin would just take it? Here's what I think would happen if Arthur chose to arrest him. Mockfic
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Call Me Arthur by redlily188 reviews
"Guinevere?" He calls, and I look over my shoulder. "Please, call me Arthur."
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
A Faint Sound of 'Sister' by Kitty O reviews
Just a poem on Morgana's thoughts for her sister. Enjoy. "Just a whisper, a whisper, A faint sound of 'Sister'" Not femslash, but probably the only serious poetry I will ever attempt.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Morgause, Morgana - Complete
Facing Up to It by Kimberly T reviews
Takes place a month after the end of the series. Zuko knows well that ruling a country is far harder than apologizing to people you've wronged. But somebody's got to do it…
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,747 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Zuko, King Kuei - Complete
A Very Merlin Christmas by redlily188 reviews
Christmas in Camelot:Ch.1 Arthur must find the PERFECT Christmas tree.Ch.2 Merlin and Arthur give Gwen a gift.Ch.3 Arthur is visited by three ghostsCh.4 That awkward moment in which evil magic results in a running gingerbread man.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,839 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Unintentional Eavesdropping by Sydelle Rein reviews
3x13 tag. Lancelot doesn't understand Merlin. He saves all of Camelot, yet asks for no recognition. Well someone needs to thank him, and Lancelot decides to fulfill that roll. But what if someone else is within hearing distance when he does?
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 103 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
12 Feet by jactehsniper reviews
Ridiculous things happen. Arthur thought that this was probably the most ridiculous thing yet. Uther thought it was an outrage. Lancelot thought it spelled doom. Merlin was inclined to agree with Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Lake by congotandsja reviews
Merlin had never forgotten Freya... Which was why he did what he did every year.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Merlin, Freya - Complete
Because Knights Don't Throw Boots by Kitty O reviews
Everyone is writing about why Arthur didn't knight Merlin. He couldn't take the knighthood. He had a deeper role to play. Well, I think that there is a much simpler reason... Who wants to be a knight? Ficlet. Not slash
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
A Knight's Honour by SecondStar2theRight reviews
Merlin is forced to use magic to save Arthur and some of his knights. What happens when they discover the truth about Merlin?
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Merlin, Leon - Complete
The Lady Doth Protest Too Much by mydoctortennant reviews
It's not all roses and sparkles for Gwen when she becomes Queen of Camelot...
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
The Dos and Don'ts of Writing a Realistic OC by PottedLilies reviews
A guide to keep your OCs from becoming Mary Sues. Includes name, appearance, background, personality, and examples. Based in both Marauders' and Harry's eras. Slightly sarcastic at times, no offence meant. All reviews/suggestions welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/26/2010 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Apology by Kitty O reviews
If there was an awkward genre, this would be it. Arthur apologizes to Merlin after Goblin's Gold, and finds that Merlin is not upset about the arrest in the least... or is he? Oneshot, not slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
But I Am A Monster, Edward's Lament by Emachinescat reviews
Edward IS a monster. He has to be. If he isn't, then what does he have to live for? This is a humor poem showing the deep, internal struggle in Edward's mind as he tries to justify his sparkles and convince himself that he is a monster.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Edward - Complete
The Truth by Cassy27 reviews
When Arthur discovers Merlin's secret, he has to chose whether he still considers Merlin to be his friend or if he has turned into his enemy. Loyalties are tested and nothing will ever be the same for the young wizard.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,541 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
A Message from the Fire Lord by roflZuko reviews
Rrgh, how do you use these things? Hey, you! Yeah, you-the one looking this way. I order you to come and listen. It's the least you can do, after all.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Zuko - Complete
A Tale of Three Sisters by Adventure-Seeking-Juliet reviews
Ever wonder what the Black sisters, Bellatrix, Andromeda, and Narcissa were like before Voldemort? What about the complete story of how the three sisters eventually became the people we saw in Harry Potter? Well here is the begining to their story/ Plz RR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,598 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Bellatrix L., Andromeda T.
After the Comet by roflZuko reviews
A series of short one-shots following characters after the end of the series. A new one each day, until the release of the live-action movie. Now taking requests.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,996 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010
Supermarket by Strata The Oracle reviews
in which the Goddess of revenge goes in search of pop tarts and the destruction of a cell phone lightens her mood.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Nemesis - Complete
The Departure by Kaousuu reviews
A modern day perspective on the beginning of Fall. It goes with my other modern one-shots. Please read and review! I'm turning this into a graphic novel!
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Artemis, Persephone - Complete
A Taste of Vanilla by Rosewood17 reviews
A bit of James' thoughts as he sits behind Lily in class. Oneshot. Shameless fluff. Reviews appreciated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Birthday by roflZuko reviews
Ozai said Zuko was lucky to be born. This story is more than a look at Zuko's first day of life. It is the beginning of the hardening of a father's heart.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,249 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Zuko, Ozai
Born Lucky by roflZuko reviews
A continuation to "Birthday", what happens when Ursa's second child is born.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Ursa, Azula
Love Hurts by sarahelizabeth1993 reviews
Everyone in Camelot has been hurt by love. Love hurts.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Complete
Catch Me A Star by PottedLilies reviews
A Lily/James oneshot for Valentine's Day! "Catch me a star, then, and I can make a wish on it whenever I find something else that I need, because for now, I don’t need anything at all."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Arthur's Silent Guardian by Sydelle Rein reviews
A powerful sorcerer named Emrys resides in Camelot, a silent guardian to Prince Arthur. But why would any sorcerer protect a Pendragon? Candun intends to find out, even if it means kidnapping the prince of Camelot as bait. No Slash! Sequel now posted!
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,196 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Idiocy Revealed by Sydelle Rein reviews
Sequel to "Idiocy," though not necessary to read it first. In which Arthur realizes that maybe he's an idiot after all. No slash
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Idiocy by Sydelle Rein reviews
Arthur Pendragon was not an idiot. He knew the truth...well, sort of. No slash. Just a short fic set directly after 2x13. Sequel now posted! "Idiocy Revealed"
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Avada Kedavra by Harrypotterlover56 reviews
I found this song parody on . This story poped into my head. I do not own anything. The song parody belongs to JungMin. NOT SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
What Love Is by MuslimBarbie reviews
The end of one love is the door way to another. --Several ships--
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Trouble With Werewolves by PottedLilies reviews
Companion to Of Raindrops, Flowers, and Wishing Wells. Alice, Sirius, Vanessa, and Remus' essays on how to recognize and kill a werewolf. You do not have to read one to understand the other. Essay format only. Rated for language. Oneshot; complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Remus L. - Complete
Violent Protectiveness Against Romilda Vane by books101 reviews
What was the gossip like after Harry and Ginny finally became a couple? Knowing Hogwarts, pretty interesting! Join Romilda and her followers as they discuss the new couple in the girl's bathrooms, and see how protective of Harry Ginny can get! R&R Please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Romilda V., Ginny W. - Complete
The First Weasley to Arrive by books101 reviews
This is the sorting of the first Weasley of the new generation. Just something bugging me that I wanted to get down. It's not very long, so please read and review! "Another Weasley, eh? Haven’t seen one of you in a couple decades."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Victoire W., Teddy L. - Complete
Comfort in a Bathroom by willowscribe reviews
Hermione, furious about Ron and Lavender, goes off to Myrtle's bathroom to vent. What she doesn't expect is to stumble across Draco Malfoy. Crying. Because Draco Malfoy doesn't cry. Or at least, he didn't. And Hermione decides to comfort him. Subtle D/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Camelot, Here We Come by MagicByMerlin reviews
Ever wondered what would happen if The Doctor and Rose meet Merlin and Arthur? Wonder no more…
Crossover - Doctor Who & Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/8/2009 - 10th Doctor, Merlin
Spontaneous by PottedLilies reviews
Oneshot; George/Alicia. "Boys and Girls may not be within eight inches of each other." Well, Alicia was about to do something that would make that old toad's blood curl. I actually think this one is cute. Please read. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/1/2009 - George W., Alicia S. - Complete
As If You Have A Choice by fadagaski reviews
Arthur's lost in the forest when a familiar white-blue ball of light appears to guide him home. But what should he do when confronted with another, both desperate to lead him two different ways?
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Uther's Top Ten Favourite Activites by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Inspired by a line in To You From An Admirer. just like the title says really.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 4,922 - Follows: 391 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
The Announcement by Christina B reviews
Newlyweds Lily and James Potter reflect on a peaceful moment that is temporarily disrupted when Lily makes an important announcement.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
And all was well by Dreamstallion33 reviews
When the Deathly Hallows epilogue isn't enough! Short ramblings. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Just a Walk in the Park by Kaousuu reviews
Demeter and Hestia take a walk among modern life.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Hestia, Demeter - Complete
Driving Miss Discord by Kaousuu reviews
Eris, the Goddess of Discord is doing what she does best. Armed with her Apple of Discord, she is heading to work as a nightclub owner in Tampa, Fl.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Eris - Complete
A Right Hufflepuff by opalish reviews
PostHBP, Ron's POV. 'I swear, Harry’s turned me into a right Hufflepuff.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2663 - Favs: 6,365 - Follows: 419 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete