Lazy Watermellon
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Joined 06-06-11, id: 2969546, Profile Updated: 11-23-14
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, BioShock, and Wolf Among Us.

Hello, Lazy watermellon here, quick update since, well, forever.

Well I've been taking a break from writing to actually watch/read the rest of naruto, guilty, sorry.

Its so amazing to see it come to a end, and the fact that so many canon things are popping up like bunnies, I just cant handle it all and need to rethink everything. So many unanswered questions lay before me, so many what if and what nows that I think my head will pop. After some musing i'll hop back on and continue from my, what is it, year long break? yeash. Also hope to finish all of my other side storys too. I'm so horrible at not finishing!

Id like to take this quick moment to thank everyone who ever reviewed, like, fave my stories or even gave it a glance even for a second, thank you, I do wish I could give you guys a bear hug, seriously!

P.S. Naruto fans, Did you read chp:700? ANKO'S SO PLUMP!! ...kinda...kinda not bad. might add it canon in my story...

Don't Even Bother by GlassHawk reviews
Completely overwhelmed with guilt and resentment over Garnet and Pearl's feud, Steven runs away from home. One problem: there isn't exactly anywhere to go. But what if, by pure coincidence, he was to meet the person (or gem) he least expected, the enemy? At least, who he used to consider the enemy. Begins immediately after Ep. 63 "Cry for Help."
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,256 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 11/18 - Published: 8/20 - Steven U., Peridot
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Stalkers and Midnight Walkers reviews
Bigby is horribly wounded from his scene in the ally, and is ordered by Swineheart to stay home and take it easy. But when he comes face to face with someone from his past things seem to get out of hand. Will Bigby even survive this roller coaster ride?
Wolf Among Us - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,789 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 4/18/2014
Trip Trap Strays reviews
After letting a wasted Gren and a guilty Woods men fight it out and getting things off there chest, Bigby has one destination left to go, Holly's room. But what would a drugged Troll and a past murdering Wolf have in common? A little chit chat can go a long way. (Warning: Spoilers)
Wolf Among Us - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Bigby Wolf
Chains Worth Breaking reviews
The boulder crumbled shattering to bits, all the holographic eyes staring at the single person walking in with his hands in his pockets. The pranksters face one of boredom. "Sup losers." Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto. (Squeal to "Old Smiles & New Hearts")
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,136 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Anko M., Naruto U.
Don't Be A Dimwit DeWitt! reviews
"Here DeWitt! Try this flavor!" "Its Booker..." A time where bonding through Ice cream and cotton candy is sometimes the sweetest way into someone's heart. Blend it with a merry go round and that sir, is Innocent love. (Disclaimer: I don't own Bioshock.)
BioShock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,445 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Booker D., Elizabeth - Complete
Cat & Mouse reviews
He was at it again, another big prank exploded in the village and it was her job to catch the boy. She put the honey scented flowers down on the grave and headed off. Yugao slipped on her cat ANBU mask, she would catch him this time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Naruto U., Yugao U. - Complete
Follow the Grins reviews
She gripped her tattered aqua blue hoodie, her scared coffee colored eyes looking at the grinning boy in the tree. "Who are you?" He giggled, petting his orange tail. "I could ask myself the same question..." Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto or the song. (Suggested song link in my profile description.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Anko M., Naruto U. - Complete
Old Smiles & New Hearts reviews
"Your time here is up, get going, come on shoo!" He spat out his tongue and grinned, celestial blue eyes wide with mischief. "Brace yourself world! Uzumaki Naruto's BACK BABY!" (Sequel to "On The Twelfth Day Of Six Paths") Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, but we all knew that :J
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,343 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Anko M., Naruto U. - Complete
On the Twelfth Day of Six Paths! reviews
Her coffee eyes gently watch the soft snow fall. The hot gift wrapped box of dango by her side keeping her warm. He'll be back tomorrow, and she will be ready.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,041 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Anko M., Naruto U. - Complete
Ruby Kisses & Sly Wishes reviews
She leaned down to the sly prankster, and planted a simple soft ruby kiss.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y. - Complete