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Hello, so I have been wanting write on my profile for a while so, here goes nothing
My name is Mariam
I am 13
Favorite colors: red and black
Favorite hobbies: reading, thinking, listening to music playing sports and I play the guitar
Favorite singers: Taylor swift, Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato, Katy Perry, Lady GaGa, Grayson Chance, Avril Lavigne
Favorite Bands: One Direction, Paramore
I love Harry Potter I have all the movies but I only read two books but I intend to read the rest, I like Twilight but I am no Twihard, Cause In my opinion, Bella is suicidal, Edward is a git, Jacob is a troubled teenager stuck in the middle, and I like Renesmee Cause She gives Jake the happy ending he deserves, so I am a team Jacob, Harry potter takes me to a whole new world that J.K Rowling invented, it is amazing and I love it ten times more than twilight, I also love The Hunger Games, Percy Jackson & The Olympians, The Kane Chronicles And The Heroes Of Olympus
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If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:)
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile
If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.
65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.
A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Kathleen-chan, Life is a Highway66, moviemanic122893, Ham-Kelly- now Chibi Corn Chip, DolphinInsomniac 15, Cosplay Chan, Umbreon Mastah, Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, Medalis, Invisibool, Wall-e's Eve, DeaMii 22, MythScavenger, bluechick13,bratzica2000.
If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile
If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
Sometimes, I wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.
The only reason people hold on to memories, is because they're the only things that won't change, even when everything else does.
"The right thing isn't always real obvious. Sometimes the right thing for one person is wrong for someone else. So...good luck with that."
What does kill you... usually succeeds in the second attempt.
Parents spend the first half of your life teaching you to walk and talk, and the other half telling you to sit down and shut up.
Smile. It confuses people.
"Help! I've fallen and I can't--Hey! Nice carpet!"
"The line between confidence and arrogance is thin, the line between arrogance and stupidity even finer." -- Nicholas Flamel, The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel
There are no stupid questions...just stupid people.
You know it's a bad day when you roll off the bed...and miss the floor.
Flying is very simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
It's not a complete day unless I scare the crap out of one of my friends.
It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
We can take a lesson from Crayons. Some are sharp(most aren't, though), some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are unique, but they all learn to live together in the same box
It's Band GEEK, not Band NERD. If you are going to try to insult me, at least do it right!
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder.
I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone! (hee hee. I frequently tell people that...right before slapping them.)
Why spell it out to you if I can scream it in your face?
When life gives you lemons, make Grape juice, sit back, and watch the world wonder how you did it.
If you can't beat them, join them
How come parents always say, "Don't take candy from strangers," But on Halloween, it is encouraged? Am I the only sane person?
Your mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, then it's gone.
I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me." "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?'' "OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma. Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched you.
Growing up your bestfriend becomes your worst enemy. Lollipops turn into cigarettes. The inncocent ones turn into sluts. Home work goes into the the trash. Detention becomes suspension. Soda becomes Vodka. Undies turn into G-Strings. Kisses turn into Sex. Remember when high meant swinging on a playground? When protection meant wearing a helmet? When the worst thing you could get from guys were cooties? Your worst enimies wer your siblings. Race issues were only about who ran the fastest. War was only a card game. The only drug you new was cough medicine. wearing a skirt didnt make you a slut. the only things that hurt were skinned knees and goodbyes were only meant untill tomorrow? ... and to think we all couldnt wait to grow up. Copy this to your Profile if you sometimes wish you could go back to a time when things were simple
One early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was black," "When I grew up I was black," "When I'm sick I'm black," "When I go in the sun I'm black," "When I'm cold I'm black," "When I die I'll be black." "But you sir..." "When you're born you're pink," "When you grow up you're white," "When you're sick, you're green," "When you go in the sun you turn red," "When you're cold you turn blue," "And when you die you turn purple." "And yet you have the nerve to call me colored" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Copy this onto your profile and help stop racism
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.
Some people are like slinkies, good for nothing, but they make you smile when you push them down a flight or stairs.
I did not hit you, I just high-fived your face
if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.
This is From Fang's Blog If you think Edward Cullen is an annoying bloody git, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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If you dislike people who dislike people who aren't pretty, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch, Hollister, or Aeropostale told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
WHY BOYS SHOULDN'T CHEAT There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack. Jack was the most popular guy in school. The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLY liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also. Well, of course she did, everyone did! Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Courtney tried to steal Jack away every time she had a chance to. One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies. Ashley heard everything...what movie theater and what time. Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack and Courtney. Ashley sat right behind them. She watched them get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theater. Courtney told Jack: "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" He replied": "Hell, yes." Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window. Jack and her were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing. The next day at school Ashley wasn't there. For the next few days Ashley wasn't there. A week later her mother found her in her closet dead...she committed suicide because she had loved Jack so much. Next to Ashley's dead body was a note. A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you. I never thought you would do something like this to me. I really loved you, Jack. I died for you just like Jesus died for us. Always with you, Ashley. Please forward this or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney. Thank you.
-- This is a true story: Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend Was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking,"Please God, why is My life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest,"You deserve to die You worthless piece of s!" The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying Police showed up At the small little house Then quickly barged in Everything quiet as a mouse One officer slowly Opened a door To find the little girl Lying dead on the floor It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms (add this to your profile if your against child abuse)
There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished that her dad would come home from the army, because he'd been having problems with his heart and right leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes later), the doorbell rang, and there her Dad was, luggage and all!! I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been having trouble in my job and on the verge of quitting. I made a simple wish that my boss would get a new job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55 there was an announcement that he was promoted and was leaving for another city. Believe me...this really works! My name is Ann and I am 45 years of age. I had always been single and had been hoping to get into a nice, loving relationship for many years. While kind of daydreaming (and right after receiving this email) I wished that a quality person would finally come into my life. That was at 9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM a FedEx delivery man came into my office.He was cute, polite and could not stop smiling at me. He started coming back almost everyday (even without packages) and asked me out a week later. We married 6 months later and now have been happily married for 2 years. What a great email it was!! Just scroll down to the end, but while you do, think of a wish. Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true). Go for it! SCROLL DOWN! STOP! Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes.Now follow this carefully...it can be very rewarding! If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen. This is scary! The phone will ring right after you repost!
-- At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile
Meaning of color and your birthday!! Don 't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good. Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!, The answers are at the bottom.
1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow?
2. Your first initial?
3. Your month of birth?
4. Which color do you like more, black or white?
5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
6. Your favorite number?
7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?
8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?
9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!) Answers:
1. If you choose: Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black - You are conservative and aggressive.
Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue- You are spontaneous and love, kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
2. If your initial is: A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
3. If you were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
4. If you chose: Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
5. This person is your best friend.
6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.
7. If you chose: Flying: You like adventure. Driving: You are a laid back person.
8. If you chose: Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday
Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
I have a one-time gift. A beautiful gift that many people are ridiculed for in this day and age. A precious gift that many people throw away. It's called "virginity", and I plan to not waste it on someone who's just gonna dump me later. I choose to be faithful to my future husband, the man who will love me for the rest of my life, and to wait for the wedding day!! If you have chosen to save your one-time gift and are PROUD of your purity, paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Dearheart, floppyearsthebunny, Narnian Nights, NarinaPrincess12, Paramore-Is-A-Band-People, bratzica2000
Once... There was a girl with long black hair... she was pretty. Very pretty. One day, someone pushed her in front of the mirror, thus making her head hit shards of glass... Blood scattered on the remaining shards. Her face remains in the mirror forever... and ever... and ever... Until she succeeds to kill her jealous murder. She will haunt you. Everywhere you go. In your dreams, on your street, on your phone... One day... when you look in a mirror, after reading this, she will appear. "You're not pretttyyyy..." she'll say. You'll die that day because of a shard stuck in your brain... If you post this on your profile, she will bother your worst enemy. You will be rewarded
I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt!
Harry Potter will always be SO MUCH BETTER than Twilight. That is all. You say Twilight I say Harry Potter
You say vampires I say wizards
You say Jacob Black I say Sirius Black
you say Team Edward I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattison I'll say "is Cedric Diggory"
You say Robert Pattison is hot I say James and Oliver Phelps are HOTTER
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think that's Ron and Hermione
You say Edward I'll say Harry, now STUPEFY
If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account.
If you spend a lot of time wishing Hogwarts existed, copy and paste this into your account
If you miss Fred Weasley , put this in your profile
If you are a die hard, no hope for cure Harry Potter fan, copy and paste this into your profile
You know you live in 2011 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have bebo, myspace or MSN 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss/teacher doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress
97% of teenagers would be screaming and crying if The Edward Cullen of Twilight was standing on top of a 40 story building ready to jump. If you are one of the 3% sat in a deck chair, eating popcorn and shouting "DO A BACK FLIP" then paste this to your profile to show the Edward Lovers that we are here!!!
In hindsight, Harry Potter is not the person you want to start a duel in front of...
You Know You're Obsessed With Harry Potter... (BTW, I've done or had the urge to do all of them)
1. When you bump into walls, saying "Maybe they moved it... it HAS to be around here somewhere..."
2. When you go into your basement or bottom apartment and you see a pot filled with water and spices. What, it's Potions! (I've wanted to do this for like forever)
3. When you call your least favorite teacher Snape
4. When your friends have had to subdue you after one of them said "Harry Potter isn't real"
5. If you're younger than 11, you are convinced you will go to Hogwarts. Eventually.
6. If you're older than 11, you proudly call yourself a "Muggle-born Squib"
7. When your parents have actually banned you from reading Harry Potter
8. When you read them at school anyway
9. When you've been Harry Potter for Halloween
10. Even if you're a girl
11. When you own all 10 Harry Potter books.
12. When you know what 10 books I was talking about
13. When you're a brunette, you crimp your hair to become Hermione
14. Even if you're a boy
15. When you see redheads and immediately think 'Weasley... lets go say hi!"
16. When you've made a wand.
17. When you go outside, you look up, and think "Geez, that spell to see the sky had worked really well!"
18. When you hold the escalator very tight in case it moves sideways... what, it moves up why can't it move in other directions?
19. When you see someone with a huge beard you think 'Hagrid"
20. When you keep waiting for your strictest teacher to turn into a cat. coughMrStewartcough now coughMsSeedcough
21. When you wave a twig you randomly picked up to see if sparks come out of it.
22. When you've written at least 2 fanfics of it.
23. When you haven't written any fanfics... they're biographies!
24. When you're mad, you mutter "poxie droppings" or something of that sort
25. When you are able to quote long passages of Harry Potter aloud as if it were shakespeare
26. When you've been to jkrowling.com
27. When you turn on a light, you think "Lumos"
28. When you turn it off, you think "Nox"
29. When you are able to draw the Dark Mark
30. When you've memorized the Tale of the Three Brothers
31. When you have deeply reflected on the Tales of Beetle the Bard and found morals and values of ancient wizards.
32. When you have gotten a friend coughbeccacough deeply obsessed with the series
33. When you immidiately think of magic when you get a tough problem
34. When you want to "Crucio!" your math/reading/spanish/science/etc. during a boring lesson
35. When you have actually yelled Crucio/Avada Kedavra out loud in the middle of class.
A guy wrote this... why do boys fall in love with girls? (This was written by a guy) Don't break this; it's so sweet! :)
1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms.
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.
11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. The way her hand always finds yours.
13. The way they smile.
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the your cell after you just had a big fight.
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" - even though you know that an hour later...
16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".
18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt. i think every girl is guilty of this :)
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).
23. The way they say "I miss you".
24. The way you miss them.
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...
Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt. This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to repost this. Congratulations!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the internet. Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) post it with the title "why do boys fall in love with girls? " After you send it, make a wish and it will come true...
Being mature is overrated.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?
As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.
Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why.
Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history.
If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . .
We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But we teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.
Life was so simple when boys had cooties!
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A SQUIRREL!
Seen it all. Done it all. Can't remember most of it.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day, and tommorrow doesn't look good either.
If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile
If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile.
IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!
LONG LIVE THE GODS!!
I Don't Own Harry Potter And Never Will :'( , Jo Rowling Owns It
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