slashtasticsam
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Joined 06-07-11, id: 2971608, Profile Updated: 02-14-12
Author has written 9 stories for Psych, Harry Potter, Twilight, Criminal Minds, and NCIS.

Name: Sam

Age: 20's

Gender: Wouldn't you like to know?

Area: Pacific Northwest

Description: I write slash fanfcition from various fandoms. I read in a lot more fandoms than I write in.

Fandoms: Harry Potter, NCIS, Stark Trek (2009), and I dabble in several other fandoms when the mood strikes me. NCIS is my favorite, solely because the very best authors are in this fandom. There are some amazing fiction on livejournal from this fandom that I enjoy immensely. Harry Potter is a close second, although I hate wading through the mass of poorly written cliches to find the hidden gems.

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What I'm working on:

Title: A Marriage of Inconvenience

Author: slashtasticsam

Pairing: Bill/Charlie/Percy/Fred/George/Ron/Harry

Rating: NC-17 Overall

Word Count: 2,500/~50,000

Warnings/Enticements: m/m/m/m/m/m/m slash (sevensome?), incest, anal, spanking, dirty talk, fingering, rimming, frotting, and several other dirty dirty deeds. HBP and DH never happened, OotP slightly altered.

Disclaimer: I don’t own, you don’t sue. Simple as that.

Summary: While on vacation in wizarding Egypt, Harry and the Weasley brothers discover a century's old chamber, long sealed deep within an ancient pyramid. Unknowingly, the boys have stumbled upon a room once used by a wizarding pharaoh to marry several members of his harem at once, leading them to become permanently bonded… To each other!

Status:Not even close to being finished. ^_^;; I have no idea when I'll finish this one. I'm kind of stuck in a rut and I'm thinking of scraping what I have and re-writing it. It may turn out to be a long one-shot, rather than the chapter fic I had planned. To be honest I have no idea what I'm doing. >_

I write when I get a whim. Somehow, this only happens when I'm doing a fest or something. :\ I do mostly one-shots with a smattering of plot interspersed with large helpings of porn. :D

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The Arrangements by mrscakeakajane reviews
Writen for Snarry a thon 2010, Harry and Snape teach at Hogwarts - Harry begs Snape to pretend to be in a relationship with him to keep the new teacher in town who doesn't seem to understand 'not interested' off his back. Pretending becomes reality
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,744 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 1,599 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Who Knew? by Hecateslover reviews
Something bad happens over the summer to Harry. What Harry doesn't realize is that his problems are just beginning... HP/SS. Pre-slash, Mpreg, Non-Con. Rated M for a reason. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 37,814 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Family by NeuroticNerd reviews
Things worked out a little differently than everyone thought they would. Harry's parents are alive and well and Harry has a little sister, and everyone seem pretty happy. But Harry is missing something. And along comes Severus Snape. slash HP/SS AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,311 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
All Catastrophes Start in Potions Class by Stellanti Nocte reviews
DM/HP Draco begins to notice things about Harry Potter, such as his hands, hair, eyes, lips...This story contains slash and future male/male sex scenes. Beware.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,723 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Frozen by Xanthe2 reviews
Gibbs has left NCIS and is living in a remote cabin on a snowy mountainside. But what secret is he hiding in his isolated hideaway?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,594 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Soul Deep by Xanthe2 reviews
Most people never touch another person's soul, but when a 20 year old Leroy Gibbs meets an 8 year old Tony DiNozzo it sparks an event that links them forever. This story is set in an AU where people have external souls in animal form called daemons.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,592 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
A Kiss Between Friends by DB2020 reviews
With the unexpected arrival of Bones' ex-wife, Kirk realizes he's not the only person vying for the doctor's attention. A prank kiss reveals hidden desires and tests the boundaries of their friendship.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/23/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Universal Constants by Linelen-again reviews
Five times Jim asked an important question. And then one more, to grow on.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,291 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Razor's Edge by colorguard28 reviews
Two teammates come together after Ziva stays in Israel. Now they must survive her return, their own demons and well-intentioned meddling by teammates. First in the Breathe universe. Voted 2010 NCIS Award winner for best Tony/McGee. NOT explicit.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 52 - Words: 121,002 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Knocked Up by TonyWhumper reviews
*Warning: MPREG/Slash Ahead*. Don't read if it isn't your cup of tea. Story is as the title suggests... Our favorite Very Special Agent DiNozzo finds himself in a bit of an uncomfortable situation. Rating for Language. McTony as well as Gabby.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,431 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
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A Little Help and Lots of Love reviews
Tony's mother decides to get involved in her son's love life. After all, the son of Aphrodite shouldn't be miserable on Valentine's Day.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,966 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Accidental Voyeurism reviews
Harry and Ron are home for the Holidays and accidentally see something they shouldn't. It leads to something more between them. Ron/Harry and some Bill/Charlie.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Absence reviews
Harry's done the worst thing he could possibly do to himself. He's fallen in love with his best friend. M/M, Ron/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,366 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Bridezilla reviews
Garcia is looking for her wedding dress and drags Morgan and Reid along with her. Somehow she convinces Reid to try on some dresses. Hot gay sex ensues.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/19/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Interception reviews
Edward's calling a foul on the play, Jacob's intercepting, Leah's playing defense, and Seth is tired of sports analogies and has no idea what anyone is talking about.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Edward, Seth - Complete
Awkwardly Salacious reviews
Harry's a virgin, but he knows what he wants. And what he wants is rough sex. Ron has a plan to get that for him… From Ron's older brother, Charlie.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 99 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
A Very Merry Yuletide Mess reviews
Ron and Harry receive a mysterious gift. Ron's horny, Harry's scared, and Charlie doesn't want to think about his baby brother that way. Ever. Slash, Lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,004 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Shawn Takes a Chill Pill Gus Told Him Not To reviews
Shawn never listens to Gus. He should probably start. M/M established relationship.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Shawn S., Burton G./Gus - Complete