Sauceuke
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Joined 06-07-11, id: 2971668, Profile Updated: 04-04-12
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven


Please read this:

This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.

If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.

Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, Juura99, XxCharlottexX1, gummybear1620, Sauceuke

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?


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Cruel Irony by DaisyTango28 reviews
In a losing battle with the Kyuubi, Naruto departs from Konoha, leaving behind everything he's ever known. When fate brings him back two years later, he must choose between the life he thinks he needs, and the life he knows he wants. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,306 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
For Our Son by LadyAkaneDawn reviews
Going through Minato and Kushina's last moments, in Minato's POV. Really would like some feedback - Review please? : You won't hurt my feelings, trust me hehe :
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Fox Trot by Queer Ki reviews
He was scared. And then he was strong. AU. Your typical smarter&stronger!Naruto, with a new teacher in his younger years and an added twist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,193 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Naruto U.
Shatter by MentalParrot reviews
"Your heart shatters beautifully." It was the only compliment he ever gave me.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fox Magic by AkaiTsume reviews
A decision made in the heat of the moment leaves Sasuke questioning his past, his future, and his convictions, all while dealing with an ancient, all-powerful fox demon whose grudge transcends both time and space. NaruSasuNaru, canonish AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 170,192 - Reviews: 1746 - Favs: 1,670 - Follows: 1,705 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Continuum of Chaos by Raiyaka reviews
Five children mysteriously appear in Konoha, bringing with them the mystery of who they are and what their connection with Sasuke and Naruto are? SasuNaru-Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 141,197 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Fox's Brush by supergerbilbaby reviews
Naruto tries to teach Sai about dating and ends up getting in deeper than he originally intended. A multi-chapter NarutoxSai and eventual KakashixYamato story set when the Konoha kids are 19/20 years old. There are mentions of NaruSasu and NaruSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,839 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Sai, Naruto U.
Pocket Dial by VioletWylde reviews
Some people really need to learn how to lock their phones. Especially when they are about to engage in naughty activities with their secret lover. AU. Yaoi. Sasunaru. Rated M for language and lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,484 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Uzumakiphilia by Byakko Kitsunetsuki reviews
One-shot. Sasuke learned many things from Orochimaru, one being paraphilia's-fetishes. No lemon, just a little teaser. Sasuke-centered, Naruto's not there but he's the love interest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Missions and Men by Rasengan22 reviews
The night before they set out for a mission, Sasuke and Naruto come to terms with some new feelings. Slice of life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,548 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The third person is supposed to be a stranger! by Levi Ackerman reviews
"What! Sasuke-kun bought him," Sakura said defensively. Ino looked scandalized. "But you can't, Sakura! It's like, the golden rule of threesomes!" In which an attempt to spice up Sasuke and Sakura's love life takes a drastic turn. NaruSasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,339 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What Isn't Broken, Can Still Be Fixed by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Madara lied about the eye transplant's effects. Captured and brought back to Konoha, Sasuke must adjust to blindness and his unexpected survival. NaruSasu, written for RemixRedux 8.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,380 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Sakura H., Iruka U. - Complete
Sasuchan in Art School by Kasa Nichi reviews
Sasuke dislikes people but when he meets his loud, immature, sexy roommate, he can’t help but like him-a lot. How can Sasu handle the feelings Naru evokes in him and how will Naru keep his hands off Sasu? Well, he won't. fluffy,tons of smut Narusasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 148,102 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Nocturnes by That.Other.Boleyn.Girl reviews
Without quite knowing why, Sasuke Uchiha agrees to help a self-confessed murderer who shows up on his doorstep. NaruSasu, AU, yaoi, One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,872 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Elysium by That.Other.Boleyn.Girl reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is drugged at a brothel and taken home by a certain charismatic blond. What results is a fascinated, fatal attraction which blurs the lines between dream and reality. NaruSasu, ItaSasu, SasuSasu, AU, One-Shot. Winner: 2009 Naruto Yaoi Fest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,792 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Art of the Deal by Case13 reviews
No one starts on top of the world. Bereft of his dream, or even a chance for it, Uzumaki Naruto starts his own path to the top of the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,546 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 3,183 - Follows: 2,828 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
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Seducing Sasuke reviews
Orochimaru performed experimentation that has turned Sasuke into a girl! What is she to do now? Now that Naruto has successfully brought her back to the village? The dobe, of course! NaruFemSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,935 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Distortion reviews
How would you feel if you were Naruto and everything you thought you once knew turned out to be a lie?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete