Assassin Ninja Spy
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Joined 06-07-11, id: 2971780, Profile Updated: 06-28-14
Author has written 8 stories for Assassin's Creed, Uncharted series, Skulduggery Pleasant series, Legend of Zelda, Hellsing, and Mass Effect.

I have been gone for 2 years. I have abandoned many stories because of that. In those 2 years, however, I have:

  1. Become a feminist
  2. Become more confident in myself
  3. Been on a lot of first dates
  4. Had my heart broken by someone who understood me better than anyone else I've met
  5. Made many new friends, and then lost most of them
  6. Developed an addiction to nail polish
  7. Graduated high school and have been accepted into my first choice university
  8. Discovered that I find some women dateable (as someone who has identified as straight for most of my life)
  9. Dad 3 different jobs
  10. Started working out
  11. Dad my taste in music shift and grow
  12. Discovered I love dancing
  13. Have made a lot of small epiphanies that have changed me as a person
  14. Missed writing a lot

I'm a very different person now than I was when I was active on this site, and I hope you can bear with me as I try and mesh the new and old me. I will be picking up the strings of stories I left unfinished, more as a favour to myself than anything (I hate leaving them open ended).

If you want to talk to me at all, ask me any questions in general or about what I've mentioned in my list above, feel free to do so.

Please keep in mind I'm slowly coming back into this, and have patience, my sweet summer children.


Working on:

I'm still in love with "Assassini" and I plan to pick it back up, though the process will be awkward. Try and bear with me.

I am going to finish "Unbreakable Spirit" - I am so close to being done.

I'm writing a short story about Samus and Rundas (Metroid Prime: Corruption) if they were to fall in love. I'm very pleased with how it's coming along.

Talbot scares the shit out of me, and is a blank slate in regards to his history, so I'm writing my head canon of where he comes from.

I want to test my writing abilities, and write a multiple chapter story in the Nancy Drew (games) universe where Nancy is very promiscuous, which puts strain on her relationship with Ned, but where each partner/encounter she has helps to teach her something about herself/the world. It sounds strange, I know, but I want to mix sex and philosophy because it's something that I think makes the sex hotter and the philosophy less boring (jk. I just really like the idea of lovers making you learn something new about yourself).

That section is organized by priority, the top being priority #1.

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Ante Up by GreenMamba5 reviews
With his family aboard the Normandy, Garrus finds it difficult to keep his relationship with Shepard a secret. Currently undergoing for editing. Expect changes in chapters and content!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,026 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 1,151 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Why Detective, You Shouldn't Have! by LibraMoon reviews
Shepard just wanted to drink the rejection away. Until Detective Chellick asked for her help. It wasn't supposed to be like this! Fem/ShepxGarrus Jealous Garrus, and mentions of onesided Garrus/Tali
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,290 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Ghost in the Machine by Smehur reviews
What if Nihlus didn't die on Eden Prime? This is an AU retelling of Mass Effect where the fateful meeting with Saren plays out differently, changing everything.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 101,854 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Saren A., Nihlus K.
Sound the Clarion by Amber Penglass reviews
In the chaos of the ongoing First Contact War, the Alliance is contacted by a resistence cell comprised of captured humans on Palaven, and Shepard is drafted for a covert mission to make contact. Her cover lands her where? The Vakarian household, of course. Shepard/Garrus, AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 147,357 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
A Whole New Kind of Trouble by xbamxheartagramx reviews
*UPDATED* What if Shepard's cybernetics altered her to fit her lifestyle? What if her lifestyle included Garrus? M for language and and some sexuality. I'm going to categorize this as AU because I ignore a lot of what happened in Mass Effect 3. Set after the games.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,175 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Dottore by IfEaRnOfIsH reviews
Abstergo has meddled too much, for too long. The threads of time are crossing, and the Doctor and all that he is are being sucked into the chaos, where a man lies in an Animus in a corrupt TORCHWOOD. All hope is lost - for now. T for language and themes.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 104 - Words: 103,057 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 5/22/2011 - 11th Doctor, Ezio A.
Got A Minute? by Princess Cheesecake reviews
Garrus, Shepard, and some awkward conversations.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
The Suicide Mission by Smehur reviews
I always wanted to know what the other fire team was doing during the attack on the Collector Base. This is how Garrus experienced the suicide mission.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,811 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Simple Pleasures by ThatGirlIsabel reviews
Nate gets to enjoy himself for once.
Uncharted series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Nathan D., Elena F. - Complete
The Brodex by Fairady reviews
What's a Brotherhood without a few rules?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Ezio A. - Complete
Codex by Kirrae reviews
Perhaps it was the woman's writing, perhaps it was his own connection to the man, or maybe it was just the man himself, but as he read Maria Thorpe's words, he could not help but fall for Altair.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,965 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Altaïr, Ezio A. - Complete
Midnight Snack by Frackers reviews
Commander Shepard is craving something sweet, and food isn't the only thing on her mind. Vignettes of life on the Normandy before the suicide mission. Implied Fem!Shepard/Garrus early on, full on Shep/Garrus in later chapters.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,517 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Blue Blood by Smehur reviews
Did you know the Commander was a poet in secret? I had no idea...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Citadel Playdate by Sathaeri reviews
Long before the events of Mass Effect, little spacer Shepard is left in the care of the Citadel daycare center while her parents attend to more pressing matters. In the process, she meets one of the most important people in her life... Two-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,854 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Of Friendship Between Man And Woman by Naamah Beherit reviews
Two people, two years, two suicide missions and one eternal truth - there's no such thing like friendship between man and woman. *** Story focused on femShepard/Garrus relationship, may contain spoilers if you didn't play ME2. Enjoy.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,250 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
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Assassini reviews
Alessa de Luca comes tumbling head over heels into Ezio's life and becomes intimately linked to the events of the Assassins, and their leader. EzioxOC apprentice/novice fic. Takes place during Brotherhood. M for language and sexual content. If you don't like OCs, please don't click -flames are not helpful and will simply be deleted.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,161 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Ezio A., Apprentice
Would you like fries with that? reviews
In a strange, alternate universe, where Turians play basketball and Shepard works in fast-food, what will happen to a young, blooming, inter-species relationship?
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Unbreakable Spirit reviews
Girahim has a message to relay for Link in Skyview Temple - of course, not without a little fun first but not sex fun, because AssassinNinjaSpy feels dirty writing one shot smuts
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Link, Ghirahim
Animal reviews
When Seras goes a little nuts, Alucard has an unexpected response. M to be safe but not a lemon (or not a typical lemon?)
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Not This Time reviews
You know, Link gave so many warning growls to Midna and enough was just enough
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Wolf Link, Midna - Complete
Love in Pieces reviews
A romance in bits. None of the stories are related to each other; I write as inspiration hits. SPOILERS: you must read Death Bringer ALL THE WAY THROUGH if you don't want spoilers
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
Crazy reviews
I checked the Uncharted fics on a spur of the moment and read a few really good stories, I was inspired and needed a break from my chaptered fic so I wrote a short, fluff filled mini-fic... darn fluff *grumbles*
Uncharted series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Elena F., Nathan D. - Complete
Tower Lovers reviews
Altaïr confesses his love for Maria. Written to "You've Got a Way" by Shania Twain
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Altaïr, Maria T. - Complete
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