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Name: Um... you can just call me Fuzzy!

Age: Do you really want to know...?

Height: I'm a giant! :D


Just FYI...

I have a few animes that I reallllly enjoy watching! Naruto is definately one of them, Bleach, Katekyo Hitman Reborn (ever heard of it?), possibly death note, La Corda D'oro Primo Passo (music anime!), Ouran Host Club High Schhol, Soul Eater!! (my fav is Black Star :D), and One Piece! (not really anymore TT^TT)... oh! And Ao No Exorcist/ Blue Exorcist too! (aaand a bunch more that I can't think of right now :P)

Wait! I actually have a new anime (not really that new :P) that I am totally in love with!

FAIRY TAIL

Thanks Kinkyo-san for getting me addicted! :) :P

Oh no! I forgot to mention... Full Metal Alchemist! I love it... aaand... Big Windup

AND, on another topic, I used to be a Potter hater but now I am a total fan girl! (yes, i'm a girl! :P)

I have soul silver... and white! (go zekrom!) and a lot others... :P

KINGDOM HEARTS ALL THE WAY! ALONG WITH ZELDA! (I got Skyward Sword! SOOO HAPPY ^^)

um, idkk what else to put up here... hmm... well...

I WANT TO GIVE A BIG THANK YOU TO ALL YOU AWESOME PEEPS OUT THERE WHO PUT MY STORY AS YOUR FAVORITE AND/OR ON YOUR STORY ALERT LIST! AND ALSO TO YOU SPECIAL COOKIES OUT THERE WHO PUT ME ON YOUR FAVORITE AUTHOR LIST! I LOVES YOU GUYSES SO MUCH!!!

ALSO

A shoutout to my friends OkamiNeko-chan, Kinkyo-san, AsianPanda17 and ShadowHeartWriter! You guys are awesome!

and also a special shoutout to glitterthorn! You're awesome! :)

Everyone is "Pushing Me Away" and I've "Given Up" on "Breaking The Habit." So I will "Leave Out All The Rest" and "Runaway" to be "By Myself." I will find "Somewhere I Belong" and be "One Step Closer" to finding a "Cure For The Itch." However, I'm not "Forgotten" because I'm "With You", "Crawling" under your skin like a "Papercut." "In The End" I will find "A Place For My Head" and the "Shadow of The Day" will wipe away "What I've Done." There will be "No More Sorrow" in this "New Divide.

I love Linkin Park :)


“MY IMMORTAL” love im drifting “FARTHER AWAY” into the FIELD OF INNOCENCE” so please “BRING ME TO LIFE” from this “SWEET SACRIFICE” before I take “MY LAST BREATH”. and i will “SURRENDER” my “ETERNAL” love to you, and please “FORGIVE ME” from that I have “WHISPER” the “HAUNTED” “LIES” to you but before i “BREATH NO MORE” remember that I was “THE ONLY ONE” in “THE END” that would “BLEED” for you and that would do “ANYTHING FOR YOU” so come to me my “IMAGINARY” “SNOW WHITE QUEEN”.

I love Evanescence!!


Here is the section for copy and paste things that i really like ^^ read them if you want, but some of them are very interesting... ;)


If you are PROUD to be a Kingdom Hearts FANGIRL, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: 0o0-The-Melodious-Nocturne-0o0, Setosora77, ForbiddenKHfan216, Pinkfuzzball,


Ohayou. -おはよう。- Good morning.

Konnichiwa. - こんにちは。- Good afternoon.

Konbanwa. - こんばんは。 - Good evening.

Oyasuminasai. - おやすみなさい。- Good night.

Sayonara. - さよなら。- Good bye.

Dewa mata. - ではまた。- See you later.

Mata ashita. - また明日。- See you tomorrow.

Genki desu ka. - 元気ですか。- How are you?

Omedetou gozaimasu. - おめでとうございます。or

Omedetou. - おめでとう。 (casual) -Congratulations.

O-tanjoubi omedetou gozaimasu . - お誕生日おめでとうございます。 (formal) or

Tanjoubi omedetou. - 誕生日おめでとう。 (casual) - Happy Birthday.

Go-kekkon omedetou gozaimasu. - ご結婚おめでとうございます。 (formal) or

Kekkon omedetou. - 結婚おめでとう。 (casual) Congratulations on your wedding.

Guai wa ikaga desu ka. - 具合はどうですか。 - How are you feeling?

(Literally means, How is your condition?)

Kaze wa dou desu ka. - 風邪はどうですか。 - How is your cold?

Okagesama de - Thanks to your help,

yoku narimashita. - おかげさまでよくなりました。 - I have gotten better.

Odaiji ni. - お大事に。 - Please take care of yourself.

Gobusata shite imasu. - ご無沙汰しています。 (very formal) - I haven't seen you in a long time.

Ohisashiburi desu. - お久しぶりです。 (formal) or

Hisashiburi! - 久しぶり! (casual) - Long time no see.

Ne? - Right or Agree

Yoi otoshi o omukae kudasai. - よいお年をお迎えください。 (formal) or

Yoi otoshi o! - よいお年を! (casual) - I wish you will have a good new year.

Akemashite omedetou gozaimasu. - あけましておめでとうございます。 (formal)

Akemashite omedetou. - あけましておめでとう。 (casual) - Happy New Year.


If you hate Kairi bashing, copy this to your profile. (LEAVE THE GIRL ALONE!! Jealous fangirls...)

If you'd like to eat Sea Salt Ice Cream, copy this to your profile. (trying to make it people! not going well...)

If you laughed your butt off when Vexen died, copy and paste this onto your profile. (hahahaha! GET HIM AXEL, GET HIM!)

If you believe Marluxia is straight, copy this into your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if Axel's (and/or Demyx's!) death scene affected your emotions in a depressing way. (wanted to cry but was in shock, stupid bro...)

Copy and paste this into your profile if you KNOW the entire Organization is straight. (or at the very least bi, who the hell knows about Marluxia?)

If you are a pyromaniac and also love Kingdom Hearts 2, and as such think Axel rules, copy this into your profile.


I was born on the day of Xemnas + Zexion,
In the month of Lexaeus,
In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Axel
I'm Xion+ Xigbar years old. You could also say that I'm Roxas + Xaldin years old.
My favorite number is Roxas.
But my lucky number is Larxene.
If you get it, put your own on your profile.


Sisters annoy, interfere, criticize. Indulge in monumental sulks, in huffs, in snide remarks. Borrow. Break. Monopolize the bathroom. Are always underfoot. But if catastrophe should strike, sisters are there. Defending you against all corners.


When you think about it, Hogwarts is very uncreative with names - The Great Lake, The Great Hall, The Giant Squid... I've decided to name the Giant Squid Chester. All hail Team Chester! If you support Team Chester, copy and paste this onto your profile


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SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE MUSIC!

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Copy and paste this onto your profile if you love music!


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The Ouran Alphabet

A is for Academy, which is where the Ouran students attend

B is for Boy-Lolita, which is Mitsukuni Haninozuka

C is for Cosplay, which the Hosts do every day

D is for Debt, which is 8 million yen

E is for Emo Corner, which is Tamaki's depression spot

F is for Female, which is Haruhi's true gender

G is for Guy, which Haruhi has to dress and act like to pay off her debt

H is for Hikaru, who is the confused one of the Hitachiin Twins

I is for Innocent, which Honey claims to be

J is for Jealousy, which Hikaru expresses towards Haruhi and Arai

K is for Kaoru, who is the sweetest of the Hitachiin Twins

L is for Love, which is the feeling that Hikaru doesn't quite understand

M is for Mori, who is the strong and silent type

N is for Nekozawa, who will put a curse on you if you don't watch your back

O is for Ootori, which is a big name in the medical business

P is for Puppet, and its name is Belzeneff

Q is for Quiet, which basically describes Mori

R is for Roses, which every Host Club member has in their own color

S is for Swimsuit, which the Hitachiin brothers would like to see Haruhi wear

T is for Tamaki, who considers himself as the "King" of the Host Club

U is for Usa-chan, which is the name of Honey's stuffed bunny

V is for Vocals, which Renge uses a lot

W is for Wonderland, where Haruhi had seen her mother

X is for X-Ray Vision, which the Hitachiin Brothers wish they had

Y is for Yaoi, which the Ouran show has a lot of thanks to the Hitachiin Twins

Z is for the Zuka Club, which Haruhi was almost forced to join

If you have never heard or seen the Ouran Alphabet before until now, copy and paste this into your profile


LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah


A.K.A.T.S.U.K.I, sands for: Awesome Kittens At The Secret Undercover Karate Incorporation (WTF???)

P.E.I.N, stands for: Pirates, Encounter, Invinsible, Ninjas

D.E.I.D.A.R.A, Stands for: Dangerously, Explosive, Idiot, Doing, Amazing, Reckless, Art

T.O.B.I, stands for: Totally, Obnixious, But, Innocent. :3

S.A.S.O.R.I. stands for: Sexy, Ageless, Sasori, Oddly, Reacts, Impatiently

H.A.T.E.R.S, stands for: Having, Anger, Towards, Everyone, Reaching, Success :P


~~The Romantics Rules of Dating~~ (guys should read!)

1. I am not hot. Do not call me such unless I am running a very bad fever.

2. I am not a babe. I doubt you would want to date me if I was still in nappies.

3. What happened to words like pretty, or beautiful?

4. Never underestimate the power of the gift of a single flower that has true feeling behind it.

5. If you can't be introduced to my parents on a first date, then you must not be to their expectations. Therefore, you must not be to mine. (Obviously hinges on your relationship with your parents.)

6. My girls were here first, so they come first.

7. Just because I don't want to make out with you or sleep with you after one day or maybe even a few months, does not mean there is no feelings.

8. I can be a glacier in a relationship. If you can't respect that, you're with the wrong person.

9. I should be able to go out with the ugliest thing you have ever seen on, and you should not mind.

10. There are good days and bad days. We all have our moments, so accept them.

11. My quirks and habits are part of me. Don't like them, then go somewhere else.

Post if you agree.


I once saw two girls handing out flyers on the street. At first i thought WOW the blonde girl is so pretty. She is so skinny and has nice hair! I looked at the other girl, she wasnt skinny and had an ordinairy face. But then i noticed that the blonde was practically forcing flyers into peoples faces and looked unhappy, something was dead in her eyes. The other girl was laughing and smiling and kind of radiated beauty. A lot more people approached her. Starving yourself wont make you beautiful


- Best friends have 11 letters, but so does backstabber.

- Not all scars show, not all wounds heal. Sometimes you can't see, the pain someone feels.

- You only see what I choose to show. There's so much behind this smile you don't even know.

- I'll write your name on a bullet
so everyone will know
you were the last thing
that went through my mind

- Where is the good in goodbye?

- True love has no happy ending. True love doesn't have an ending.

- Never say you are happy when you are sad. Never say you are fine when you are not okay. Never say you feel good when you feel bad. And never say you are alone while I'm still alive.

- You may be one person to the world, but you may be the world to one person.

- To live remains an art which everyone must learn, and which no one can teach.

- Feelings are much like waves, we can't stop them from coming but we can choose which one to surf.

- Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.

- Do not go where the path may lead, instead go where there is no path and leave a trail.

- We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness.

- There can be no darkness without light. There can be no sadness without happiness. There can be no pain without joy. There can be no me without you.

- They say when you are missing someone that they are probably feeling the same, but I don't think it's possible for you to miss me as much as I'm missing you right now.

- Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

- Anger is just a cowardly extension of sadness. It's a lot easier to be angry at someone than it is to tell them you're hurt.

- Sadness is always the legacy of the past; regrets are pains of the memory.

- Tears are words the heart can't express.

- Dwelling on the past only blinds you to the future.

- We ignore the ones who adore us, and adore the ones who ignore us.

- Is wanting to forget too much to ask for...?

- A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.

- A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself.

- Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend.

- A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

- A hug is worth a thousand words. A friend is worth more.

- Every person is a new door to a different world.

- There are wounds that never show on the body that are deeper and more hurtful than anything that bleeds.

- Imagine smiling after a slap in the face. Then think of doing it twenty-four hours a day.

- The best mirror is an old friend.

- I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends.

- A good friend is hard to find, hard to lose, and impossible to forget...

- Money might make you wealthy, but friends makes you rich.

- Scatter seeds of kindness everywhere you go; scatter bits of courtesy, watch them grow and grow. Gather buds of friendship; Keep them till full-blown; You will find more happiness than you have ever known.

- The most beautiful discovery that true friends can make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

- I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

- To be alone is to be different, to be different is to be alone.

- Every man dies. Not every man lives.

- I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see.

- It is not length of life, but depth of life.

- In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

- People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.

- You were always there when I needed you, never left my side, always there to lean on, and dry the tears I cried. I could always talk to you, you never seemed to mind, your voice so honest and gentle, your words so honest and kind, I thought I'd never meet someone, as special as you are, you're my best friend in the whole wide world, you're my shooting star.

- When you were born, you cried and everybody else was happy. The only question that matters is this: When you die, will YOU be happy when everybody else is crying?

- Do not stand at my grave and weep,
I am not there; I do not sleep.
I am the autumn wind that blows,
And the diamond glints on the snow.
When you awaken in the morning hush,
I am the sweep uplifting rush...
of quiet birds circled in flight.
I am the star that shines in the night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry;
I am not there, I do not die.

- Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars.

- Life is like an hourglass.
Eventually, everything will hit the bottom.
And all you have to do is to wait until someone comes and turns it all around.

- Never take a person for granted. Hold every person close to your heart. Cause you might wake up one day and realize that you've lost a diamond while you were too busy collecting stones.

- If your blood could give me happiness, I'd ask for just a drop. If your breath could fill my soul, I'd ask for just a whisper. If your tears could save my life, I'd say not a word; for I'd rather die than to see and make you cry.

- Don't write your name in the sand; it may wash away.
Don't write your name in the sky; the wind may blow it away.
Write your name in my heart; there it will stay.

- Without humor, life sucks.
Without courage, life is hard.
Without love, life is hopeless.
Without friends like you, life is impossible.

- Crying doesn't indicate that you're weak, since birth, it's been a sign that you're still alive.

- Have you seen my sanity? I seem to have lost it.

- When life gives you lemons... make grape juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it!

- Life is just a phase, it will eventually end just as it had started.

- Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.

- If love was a plane, everything would crash and burn because the pilot is an idiot and the copilot is even more so.

- How are you? I'm f.i.n.e-

Fucked up
Insecure
Neurotic and
Emotional.

I'm F.I.N.E. Thanks for asking!

- Most people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

- Boys are like trees: they take 50 years to grow up.

- I only seem like a smartass 'cause I'm surrounded by dumbasses.

- I swear, officer. I didn't punch her; I just high-fived her face.

- When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate
When life gives you lemons, throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes
When life gives you lemons, squirt them in life's eyes and run like hell
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, but don't offer life a discount
When life gives you lemons, claim that it is in fact an orange and tell everyone that life is stupid

- If at first you don't succeed, burn all the evidence that you tried.

- A true friend sees the 1st tear, catches the 2nd, and bitchslaps the mothafucker that causes the 3rd.

- Hating me won't make you pretty

- Don't underestimate me, pal. See this smile? It's not really a smile. It's a distraction so I can punch you in the face.

- ► The Laughter

▌▌ The Memories

█▌ The Pain

◄◄ The Happiness


I. Xemnas:

() You are the leader most of the time.
( ) You like black.
(x) You wished/wish you were someone else.
() You don't listen to others
( ) You like doing research
TOTAL: 1

II. Xigbar:

(x) You have bad eyesight.
() You like throwing things at others when angry.
(x) You wish you were able to teleport.
(x) You wear your hair in a ponytail.
( ) You have/wish you had a gun
TOTAl: 3

III. Xaldin

(x) You like windy days.
() You have tried to steal something precious from someone.
(x) You like dragons.
(x) You have/like dreadlocks.
() You've tried to anger someone on purpose.
TOTAL: 3

IV. Vexen

() You are disrespected by the young ones.
() Someone has already considered you a traitor.
( ) You are the oldest of your group.
() You like experiments.
(x ) You like cold days.
TOTAL: 1

V. Lexeaus

(x) You are not very talkative.
() You like brain games.
( ) People are afraid of you because of your appearance.
(x) You are very obedient
() You are very strong, physically speaking.
TOTAL: 2

VI. Zexion

(x) You love reading.
() You are not very sociable.
(x) You are one of the shortest of your group.
(x) You have a very sensible nose.
() You like to allude others.
TOTAL: 3

VII. Saïx

(x) You have double-personality issues
( x) You are more active during night rather than day.
() You like werewolves.
(x) Your superior trusts you.
() You have a scar on your face. (Burnt mark)
TOTAL: 3

VIII. Axel

() You are somewhat a pyromaniac.
(x) You care deeply for your best friends.
(x) You are two-faced when you need to.
(x) You don't like when people don't remember your name.
() You have a very fiery personality.
TOTAL: 3

IX. Demyx

(x) You like music.
( ) You know how to play a guitar.(I want to!)
(x) You like rainy days.
(x ) You like swimming.
(x) You are usually a very happy person.
TOTAL: 4

X. Luxord

(x) You like playing cards.
() You like to gamble.
() You like using big words
() You have stolen money from others.
(x) You have/wished you could curse someone.
TOTAL: 2

XI. Marluxia

(x) You like pink.
(x) You like flowers.
( ) You are plotting to overthrow your superior.
() You were betrayed by someone.
( ) You are a bit of a flamboyant person.
TOTAL: 2

XII. Larxene

( ) You're the only female on your group.
(x) You like storms.
() You're pretty agile.
() You like to mock others.
(x) You think ninjas are cool.
TOTAL: 2

XIII. Roxas

(x) You love ice cream.
() You are the youngest of your group.
(x) You think people are hiding something from you.
() You usually have strange dreams involving people you've never met.
() You prefer afternoons rather than nights and mornings.
TOTAL: 2

I love Kingdom Hearts and I'm proud to have taken this test!

I'm most like Demyx... didn't see that coming :P


If you think Demyx is a cute little dork, copy and paste this onto your profile

No, Ansem, you're wrong. I know now, without a doubt, Kingdom Hearts... IS AWESOME!!

If you think that Axel LOVES saying 'Got it memorized' just cuz he can, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Organization XIII are the best bad guys EVER, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Roxas is not emo, he just looks sad sometimes because he has no clue what's going on, copy this into your profile.

If you think KH is the best game EVER, copy and past this onto your file.

:O If you've ever yawned after Sora yawned in Kingdom Hearts 1, copy and paste this to your profile O:


Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted


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ಠ_ಠ(-\) WEE! ART IS A BANG! UN
/_\Put this on your page if you love Deidara

To prove i am Deidara's #1 fangirl, here's a bunch of info i know about him:

Birthday: May 5th

gender: Male (if you say otherwise, i'll kill you in your sleep)

age: 19 (*SOB* why did he have to dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!)

height: 166 cm (5.5 ft)

weight: 50.8 kg

Blood type: AB

favorite food is Bakudan in oden

his ninja id number is IW-08721

How do i know this stuff? I'm his stalker! MUHAHAHAHAHAH!

-"Geijutsu wa Bakuhatsu da" (art is a blast) ~deidara~

"Death will transform me into a work of art! An explosion unlike any of the others... One that will leave scars in the earth like nothing else. A creation worty of praise unlike anything before it... Now show me your fear! Drown yourself in the awe and despair! Cry like a lost child! Because my art... is a EXPLOSION!"- Deidara's last words to Sasuke (Naruto)

"You think you're so cool! And those eyes make me sick!! Always judging me .. .and my art!! You have no appreciation of the beauty of my work ... and it makes me want to kill you!!"- Deidara to Sasuke (Naruto)

(To Ōnoki) "Shut up! I killed Sasuke Uchiha! And you're next, you art-hating sack of wrinkles!" - Deidara (Naruto

RIP

Itachi Uchiha

6/9/86-3/13/08

He shall live on in our hearts! -Cries-

RIP

Deidara

5/5/88-7/20/07

He shall live on in our hearts! -Sobs- (ily Deidaaaraa T.T)

Copy and Paste if you've got yourself an addiction to...DEIDARAAAAA!!

If you think that the Akatsuki is cool but Deidara is AWESOME!!, copy and paste this into your profile.X3333


Itachi Emotes

Surprised= O/.\O

Sqeal, Squeezed eyes= /.\

Bored= -/.\-

Different eyes= o/.\O

Sweatdrop= O/.\O;

Nervous-happy= ^/.\^;

Happy, excited= ^/.\^

Copy and paste this on your profile to help Itachi rule Akatsuki.

Deidara Emotes

Surprised= O.\/

Squee, Squeal eyes= .\/

Bored= -.\/

Sweatdrop= O.\/;

Nervous-happy= ^.\/;

Happy, excited= ^.\/

Copy and paste this on your profile to help Deidara rule Akatsuki, un.


A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!


N-never giving up

A-always moving foward

R-respect is the main goal

U-united for what we stand for

T-team is what makes us stronger

O-only trusting in your own strenght and heart


If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.


I'm a Narutard, an Ouran Moron, a Pokegeek, a TeenTitans luvr, am practically obsessed with the movie 9, and a complete nerd in general, but ya'll love me anyway. And I'm proud of everything else I am, too. If you're a any of these and proud of it, write it down and spread the word! People currently on the list of proud geeks:Yuri n' Chuka, Bri Nara, Immortal-Puppet-Otaku, Pinkkfuzzball,

Is it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name to the list. UNITE GAARA LOVERS!! GaaraandAikoforever, LoveShinobi4eva, Silver Element,BlueSkyHeIs, aven, Ketsueki Senshoku, Gaara's Pyro RACCOON, Gaarasminestayaway, ., Lilly, Jay Jay, StormofSilver, inspired122, Kasumi18, Rawr I'm Gonna Eat You, Missyserena214, GaaraIno4ever, ,animeprincess619, Whats2Live4, Shad-Amy, RoseHathaway, bellacullen3, PeinSaku, Akatsuki's a bang, PinkFuzzBall,


You stare because i'm different...( 0.0) ('.'= ) ('.'= ) ('.'= )...I stare because you're all the same.


If you know you can fly, no matter what the laws of physics state, copy and paste this to your profile then add your name to the list:
Wind Crystal, ChrisGrey, MewMewFerret,michikoneko, Midnight Tornado, SkytheHawk,deixsaso,XxXMiiDNiGhTXxX, XxXRainbowstarXxX, Pinkfuzzball,

Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, then copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream!: KinKitsune01, Dipstick1214,Thousand Tailed Holy FlashFang, DragonCrazed(Akizu Ryuuri), icyprincess1, AkiraChan0329, SukiTakayoshi, Pinkfuzzball,


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These kittens look so kawai, ne? What about this one:

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Kittens don't look right when they're beat up and have black eyes. Help stop animal abuse.


10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing


My hearts like a vase,

and guess what you've done.

You came with a hammer,

and with the strike of one.

You shattered it to thousends,

to be scarred forever.

Now heavy as rocks,

once light as a feather.

You can see thae cracks,

cracks that can't be saved.

Broken inside because,

you thought me as your slave.

Copy and Paste this to you profile if you hearts been broken or you don't wanna boyfriend because you know this will happen.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

█ 10% Dependant on Friends
██ 20% NERD
███ 30% Bored
████ 40% Musical
█████ 50% Lazy...
██████ 60% Depressed
███████ 70% HYPER :D
████████ 80% Dork
█████████ 90% Anime-addicted
██████████ 100% MEEEE! ;3

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand


What a Boyfriend SHOULD do (A real boyfriend):
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

The phone will ring right after you repost!


What I wish I’d have known sooner: Copy and paste this to your profile and add something to the list!

· Living might mean taking chances, but they're worth taking.
· Don't show off driving, if you want to race go to Indianapolis.
· Excuses never please anyone but the person giving them.
· Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.
· There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
· Don't let what others think decide who you are.
· Stand up for what is right, even if you are standing alone.
· You can know someone better in a moment of honesty than you ever can in a lifetime of lies.
· Don't let your life wait for other people.
· Dropping a cellular phone in a bathtub full of water kinda will kill the phone.
· Your mother will find out if you dye your hair purple.
· Don't ever fall in love with someone more than 1,000 miles away, it usually doesn't work.
· If it hurts, DON'T DO IT AGAIN!!
· If u fall on your friends rollerblades and end up with a huge scar on your leg from falling, don't use the same friends rollerblades again when u have brand new pants on!
· What does not kill you will ultimately make you stronger.
· Speaking in public gets easier with practice.
· Don't do cheers off a diving board.
· Ten years from now or sometimes even next year) what we freak out about or r embarrassed by won't matter.
· Zits always pop up when you really can't afford for them to pop up.
· When in doubt, duck. When certain don't bother, cuz you're already screwed.
· If your teacher tells you to quit talking after a test or he'll give u a zero for the test grade, he means it. Really.
· Sometimes smart people can do very, very stupid things.
· Nothing is ever too good to be true.
· Instead of waiting for life to get better, do something about it.
· U REALLY should do what needs to be done NOW, and not later. Procrastination is the easiest way, but not the most profitable.
· If your intuition is telling you not to do something, then don't. Your intuition is not stupid!!
· If he doesn't respect you, he's not worth any of your time.
· Sticking things up your nose isn't the smartest idea in the world!
· You can't light fireworks in the basement and not get caught.
· Hair is flammable. VERY flammable.
· Never ever trust your friend with a scissors against your hair.
· White cats/dogs don't mix with black clothes.
· Someday you will look back on this and it will all seem funny.
· You never know when you're making a memory.
· If you can laugh at yourself, you are going to be fine.
· If you allow others to laugh with you, you'll be GREAT!
· Kissing is the most fun thing. Dancing is almost as fun.
· Chose your friends carefully, you are what they are.
· There are two kinds of people in this world...those that play hopscotch and sing in the shower, and those that lie alone at night with tears in their eyes. Everyone has a choice as to which we want to be...and everyone is a little of both.
· Milk crates make boring pets.
· Never pierce your belly button in the dark...or with a safety pin.
· Never, ever, EVER let someone of the opposite sex make you compromise your standards. Never.
· Truly anything is possible when you follow your heart. The sky is no longer the limit.
· God doesn't make junk.
· Mistakes...we all make them. Sometimes if we're lucky, an eraser will do the trick, we can rub it across the page, wipe away the dust, and all that's left of our careless mess is a hardly noticeable smudge. But some mistakes can't b erased, no matter how old or young we are.
· When you're 14 and don't even have your temps don't try driving...especially when all your friends are around watching.
· Dance like no one is watching.
· Write like no one is gonna read your words.
· BE YOURSELF. It's hard to be someone else anyway.
· Don't say something you wouldn't want your parents, God, or your crush to hear.
· Even before you say sorry(volunteer or otherwise), think about how you would feel in their shoes. THEN you can properly say sorry
· Never jump over a hurdle without experience or supervision, It hurts! - Mist Lionshade
· If u yell at your older (male) sibling , but u don’t physically fight with him, u're scared of him. If he yells at u, but doesn't physically fight with u, he is a wimp and u have the right 2 call him a girl. - Light Mischief
· Kicking a jerk in the Achilles tendon will make them shut up. -Assassination-By-Rin
· Flushing toilet paper down the toilet while it's still attached 2 the roll is a good way 2 relieve stress. But it may clog the toilet. -Assassination-By-Rin
· Fire crakers r not fun 2 watch, when they r blowing up under ur chair!-S.S.M.together, that really did happen 2 me and it hurt!
· Never admit that u have a problem, cause sometimes ur friends like u the way u r, krazy and random!-S.S.M.together
. Never underestimate the power of your actions - NaminexSora Lover
. Taking the SATs a second time is a very very stupid idea. Especially if your results from the first time were good to begin with.-AquaFlameElementalist
Never work to be like someone else. The world already has one of them. What it needs is one of you. -SoraIsMyHomeboy your If your a true writer and your friends know this,never say your lonely, they'll only reply "Why don't you just talk to the voices in your head?"-organization13girl

If nothing goes right, go left! -Pinkfuzzball


Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die.

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Guns don't kill people. I do.

Most people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire...Well... basically... your house burned even faster.

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

War determines not who is right, but who is left.

It's you and me against the world. (puts on helmet) We attack at dawn.

Every time someone gets higher in the social chain, someone else has to get lower. You stay where you belong and my life will be less troublesome.

May God have mercy on your soul, for I have none.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

If living means that I must bow down to you, then I will happily stand tall and die.

Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

Sometimes I think that the surest sign that there is intelligent life out there somewhere is that it hasn't tried to contact us.

Sarcasm is my first and favorite language.

If darkness is bad, why does it hide you? If light is good, why does it blind you?

Be good, but if you can't manage that, then don't get caught.

I want to be the type of girl that makes the devil go, "Oh crap, she's up!", when her feet touch the floor in the morning.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Forever isn't as long as it used to be.

I am a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination.

That which does not kill me... should run... FAST.

The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

Normal people scare me... but not as much as I scare them.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

I don't lie, I create fiction with my mouth.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out...

I am who I am. I do not seek your approval.

Between two evils, I always try to pick the one I've never tried.

I'm bored... run for your sanity.

Don't walk in my footsteps. When I rule the world, I will kill you for being a future threat.

Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.

Death is God's way of saying, "You're fired." Suicide is a humans' way of saying, "You can't fire me, I quit!"

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine.

Trust no man, fear no bitch.

MENtal anxiety, MENtal breakdown, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... Did you ever notice how all of our problems begin with MEN?

May God have mercy on my enemies, 'cause I sure as hell won't.

If you ever fall in love with two people, always choose the second. If you were content with the first person, then you wouldn't have fallen for the other.

One day, I looked up at the sky and began counting the reasons why I love you. Too bad the reasons I love you were the same as how many stars were out.

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over. Guess I can continue my job and torture the human race on earth.

Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

You, you, and you panic. The rest of you, follow me.

Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful.


If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98 percent
and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96 percent

but
A-T-T-I -T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100 percent

and,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103 percent

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118 percent

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and the ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.


If a cow laughs does milk come out its nose?

If #2 pencils are so popular why are they still #2?

The "Psychic Friends Network" went out of business,
did they see it coming?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to
kill himself is it considered a hostage situation?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

Doesnt "expecting the unexpected" make the
unexpected expected?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

If the sky is the limit, then what is space over the limit?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Is "Cute as a button" supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say
"I think Ill squeeze these dangly things here and
drink what comes out"?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a
mouse?

If electricity comes from electrons does morality
come from morons?

Wouldnt it be smart to make the sticky stuff on
envelopes taste like chocolate?

Isn't it ineteresting how the word 'politics' is made up of
the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

If a fork were made of gold would it still be
considered silverware?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts" Since when has a gift NOT been free?

If a turtle doesnt have a shell is he homeless or
naked?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you
done?

Whose cruel idea was it to put an S in the word
Lisp?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If u spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?

If vegetarians eat vegetables what do
humanitarians eat?

Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped
people at the Special Olympics?

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge would they call it
Fed UP?

If quitters never win and winners never quit how
can it be wise to: "Quit while you're ahead"?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Most mothers feed their babies with little spoons
and forks What do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks!

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the
Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them!

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be
if it didnt zigzag?

After eating do amphibians need to wait an hour
before getting OUT of the water?

If olive oil comes from olives where does baby
oil come from?

Why is it that when transporting stuff on a car
its called a SHIPment, but if transporting stuff on a
ship its called CARgo?

If two wrongs dont make a right then how come two
negatives make a positive?


Black and White:

A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored. "


If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,Sasusakufan2357, Itachi'sbestfangirl, The New Legendary Sannin, Neko Graphic, XeverythingXseemsXwrongX, Kawaii Chibi-kun, Pinkfuzzball,


At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile


A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.


Powerful Stuff

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.

As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.

So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.'

He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'

There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.

We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes.We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.

Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books.

Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.

I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation. I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.

Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous!

Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.

As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.

He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.

I saw his Mom and Dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.

You now have two choices, you can : 1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1.

'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.'
There is no beginning or end.. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift'.


'How to keep an idiot busy'!
Wanna keep an idiot busy for hours? Ask them to alphabetize MNM's.

~Eien no Akumu


Fish are people too! GO KISAME!

Deidara blows my mind!

Puppets are my friends! So is Sasori!

Jashinists should rule the world! Hidan rocks!

Who cares if you killed your clan? (or use herbal shampoo?) As long as you're hot! ITACHI!!!

Peircings aren't crazy, they're cool! I love you, Pein! Let's just hope no one walks near you with a magnet!

Tobi is a good boy, and Madara is hot!

Stitches are awesome, and so is Kakuzu!

Bi colored plants are my favorite, Zetsu!

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe that the Akatsuki is one of the BEST things about Naruto Shippuden, copy this onto your profile!!


In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).

On a bag of Fritos!: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (yeah, but it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

By St. Fang of Boredom!


% Of People Would Do It, Would You??

Less than 1 precent of teenages don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR -PROFILE!

98% of people can't tell the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If your one of the...
WAIT.

95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!!

92% Of the teen population would be dead if Edward Cullen said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore! Repost this if you are one of the 8% who would be laughing your head off!

If Justin Bieber shaved his head bald, 95% of girls would cry. Copy and paste this if you are the 5% running up and down the street screaming YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

98% of Girls would cry if Justin Bieber dissapeared off the face of the Earth. Post this on your page if you are one of the 2% that would run around the house screaming: "Yay! I'll never have to hear his irritating voice ever again!"

98% of the girls in the world would die if Robert Pattinson was kidnapped. 1.9% of them would be laughing their socks off. 0.1% of them would be snickering and poking their new hostage with a stick. Repost this if you agree!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 percent yelling jump bitch!

You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat. 97% of people would yell "STOP!" 2% of them would cheer, 1% of them would take the baseball bat and hit the kid then take the puppy to the Vet. Post this on you profile if you are that 1%...

Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. However the only way to tell is if they 1) Suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book. 2) Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go. 3) Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies. Copy and paste this if you are one of these people

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Empress Caroline of Tamaran, monkyluvr, Darth KenObi-Wan, JediWolfMaster,EwanLuvr4Ever, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, JaneVolturi, LOSTSOULOFTHEUNDERWORLD, DarkAngel620, Dithinus, Glitterthorn, PinkFuzzBall,


Translations: Japan - English (((not by me!)))

Jobun = Foreword
Shô = Chapter


Ichi = One
Ni = Two
San = Three
Shi / Yon = Four
Go = Five
Roku = Six
Shichi / Nana = Seven
Hachi = Eight
Kyuu = Nine
Juu = Ten
JuuIchi = Eleven
JuuNi = Twelve
JuuSan = Thirteen
JuuShi = Fourteen
JuuGo = Fifteen
JuuRoku = Sixteen
JuuShichi = Seventeen
JuuHachi = Eighteen
JuuKyuu = Nineteen
NiJuu = Twenty


Haru = Spring
Natsu = Summer
Aki = Fall
Fuyu = Winter


Sayonara = Goodbye
Ohayo gozaimasu = Good morning
Konnichi wa = Good afternoon
Konban wa = Good everning
Oyasumi nasai = Good night
Merii kurisumasu = Happy Christmas
Akemashite omedeto gozaimasu = Happy New Year


Moshi moshi? = Hello? ("Moshi moshi?", is something they say everytime they answer the phone)

Oh dear Kami-sama = Oh dear Lord / Oh dear God
Oh Kami = Oh God

Nakama = It can mean friend, but has a much stronger meaning to it like: Super-duper-bestest-friend-in-the-whole-wide-world-where-nothing-can-ever-ever-ever-EVER-tear-us-apart...

Koibito / Amate = Lover

Anata = means 'you' but also can mean 'dear'

Koi = Love

Koishii = Dearest / Sweetheart

Ichizoku = Family or Clan, ex. The Uchiha Ichizoku (The Uchiha Clan)

Otou-sama, Otou-san, Otou-chan, Tou-sama, Tou-san, Tou-chan, Chichioya (Chichiue),'Oyaji' = Father, dad, 'Old man'

Okaa-sama, Okaa-san, Okaa-chan, Kaa-sama, Kaa-san, Kaa-chan, Hahaoya (Hahaue) = Mother, mom

Onii-sama, Onii-san, Onii-chan, Nii-sama, Nii-san, Nii-chan, Aniki, Ani, (Name, ex. Naruto)-nii = Older brother, Big brother, (Ani) brother equally, big brother (Naruto)

Onee-sama, Onee-san, Onee-chan, Nee-sama, Nee-san, Nee-chan, (Name, ex. Sakura)-nee = Older sister, Big sister, big sister (Sakura)

Otouto-sama, Otouto-san, Otouto-kun, Otouto-chan, Otouto, (Name, ex. Sasuke)-otouto = Younger brother, little brother, baby brother, little brother (Sasuke)

Imouto-sama, Imouto-san, Imouto-chan, Imouto, (Name, ex. Hanabi)-imouto = Younger sister, little sister, baby sister, little sister (Hanabi)

Ojii-sama, Ojii-san, Ojii-chan, Jii-sama, Jii-san, Jii-chan, 'Oyaji' = Grandfather, 'Old man'

Obaa-sama, Obaa-san, Obaa-chan, Baa-sama, Baa-san, Baa-chan, Sobo = Grandmother, Granny, 'Old hag'

Oji-sama, Oji-san, Oji-chan, Ji-sama, Ji-san, Ji-chan = Uncle

Itoko-sama, Itoko-san, Itoko-kun, Itoko-chan = Cousin

Ossan = Old man / Mister

Onna = Woman

Gaki = Brat


-sama = For higher status, ex. Hokage, Clan Head, ex. Tsunade-sama, Hiashi-sama

-san = For people you respect, ex. Kakashi-san, or with surname only: Hatake-san

-kun = For a boy / man you are familiar with, ex. Sasuke-kun

-chan = For a girl woman you are familiar with, also refered to cute, ex. Sakura-chan

-sensei = For a teacher, doctor, ex. Iruka-sensei, Tsunade-sensei

-taichou = For a captain, ex. Hatake-taichou (Captain Hatake)

-shishou = For boss or a teacher in a job, ex. Tsunade-shishou (By Sakura)

-senpai = For a senior in school or in a job, ex. Neji-senpai

-kouhai (Sp?) = For a junior in school or in a job, ex. Naruto-kouhai


Repost this if you laughed...
"Everywhere we go
Everywhere we go
People wanna know
People wanna know
Who we are
Who we are
So we kill them
So we kill them
We’re Akatsuki
We’re Akatsuki
The Mighty Akatsuki
The Mighty Akatsuki
We’re GRRRRREAT!"- a naruto fanfiction


Got a problem with me?
Solve it.
Think I'm trippin?
Tie my shoe.
Can't stand me?
Sit down.
Can't face me?
Turn around.
Love me?
Great!
Hate me?
Even better!


I am not afraid of the dark,

I am afraid of what is lurking in it.

I am not afraid of heights,

I am afraid of falling.

I am not afraid of falling in love,

I am afraid of not being loved back.


A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

Deidara will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. If you think this PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.


If you can raed tihs, cnorgadluatoins! you are one of the samrt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idniviudlaly, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt poelpe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres. Msot good raedres can raed wrdos wehn the frist and lsat ltetres of the wrod are the smae, and tehre are the smae auomnt of lteters in the wrod...if you could read that, copy and paste this onto your profile

Check this out...I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that copy and paste it to your profile!

Olny srmat poelpe can raed this.

cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if
you can raed this psas it on !!
P.S. If it takes you more than 16 seconds to read this then you're not smart (I read it in 10 seconds!)


A random producer guy from DisneyXD is working on Naruto Shippuden until... BOOM! Jiraiya, Deidara, and Hidan crash into the room.

"What is the meaning of this, un?!" Deidara yelled out. "You took out a precious moment of my art!!"

"As much as I appreciate you getting rid of my nickname, you're going to take out the women!" Jiraiya shouted.

"You took out the swearing... and the blood," Hidan growled as he walked up to him. "What kind of f_ing ninja show doesn't have blood in it?!" Hidan brought his scythe up to the guy's neck.

"It was for the fans! I made it appropriate so even six year olds could watch!" the guy screamed as he... uh... gave himself a reason to look for new pants.

"Who gives a crap about the freakin' six-year-olds?! The freakin' fourteen year-year-olds are gonna kill you for taking out the good parts!"

There was another BOOM! Three ninja fans busted down the wall. Two jounin-level boys, and a chuunin-level girl.

"GET HIM!!"

Put this on your profile if you noticed what Disney took out of Naruto Shippuden, and you're mad about it. And add yourself to the fans invasion!


Akatsuki is awesome. ALL of them are smexy. If you agree copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you are, crazy and insane, put this in your profile.

Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that the Akatsuki is cool but Zetsu is AWSOME!!, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Sakura is USELESS!! and should be killed off, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what Kisame would taste like as Sushi, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Tobi should run for president, copy and paste this onto your profile!

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT ITACHI IS NOT DEAD, PLEASE COPY AND PASTE!!

~There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think Hidan is a sexy bastard and shikamaru should unbury him copy and paste to your profile. come on people! Hidans waiting! o-o


(..)'(..)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your profile to help him achieve World
(")_(") Domination and come join the Dark Side! We have cookies, better dental care and the infamous Akatsuki! Come on people, the Akatsuki...JOIN US.


-Fake friends never ask for food, true friends are the reason why you have no food.
-Fake friends call your parents Mr. or Mrs., true friends call your parents mom or dad.
-Fake friends will bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong, true friends will be sitting next to you saying... "Damn... We F*ked up... but that sh!t was fun!".
-Fake Friends borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back, true friends keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.
Fake friends know a few things about you, true friends could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
-Fake friends have never seen you cry, true friends will cry with you.
-Fake friends will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing, true friends will kick the whole crowd's @$$ that left you behind.
-Fake friends are temporary, true friends are for eternity.
-Fake friends will talk sh!t about the person who talks sh!t about you, true friends will knock them the F*k out!
Fake friends will read this, true friends will steal this, just like I did...

1.Sit in parked a car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down.

2. page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.

3. everytime someone askes you to do something ask them if they want fries with that.

4. put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in".

5. order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face.

6. specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

7.skip rather than walk.

8. dont use any punctuation.

9. sing along at the opera.

10. five days in advanced tell your friends you cant go to their party because you aren't in the mood.

11. have your friends address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

12. when money comes out of the A.T.M. scream "I won, I won!"

13.when leaving the zoo, start running toward the car park screaming "run for your lives, the animals are loose!"

14. put this on your page and make someone else smile.


Remember when:
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
and when dRaMa was someone StEaLiNg your cRaYoNs?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!!


5 Truths of Life.

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it

3. The first truth is a lie

4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)

5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face

Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile.

5 Truths of life:

1. You can kiss your elbow

2. You are now thinking you are not falling for that one again

3. You think you're so smart

4. The fact is that that is a lie

5. You are now trying to kiss your elbow


╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this in your profile
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║║║║╔╗║╔╗║║║╠╗╔╣╔╗║║║Put this on your
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║║║║╔╗║╔╗║╚╝║║║║╚╝║╔╗Naruto!
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║╔╗╠╝╚╣║║║╔╗║║║║╔╗║╔╗Hinata!
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(·.·´·. ¸.·;Love·.¸.·´·.·´)
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You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say ZAC EFRON
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD
I say YES I AM

╔╦╦╦╦═╗Put this on your page
║╩║║║╔╗if you give free hugs
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じしf,)ノcat ima kitty cat and i dance dance dance and idance dance dance

You Say Pink
I Say Purple
You say Jonas Brothers
I say Paramore
You Say Miley Cyrus
I Say Amy Lee
You say i'm weird
I say i'm different
Put This On Your Page If You Agree


20 Ways to Maintain Chaos

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. Tell them there is no number twenty.


Naruto Birthdays!!

January
01 - Gai
02 - Iwashi
04 - Haku
08 - Hiashi & Hizashi
19 - Gaara
23 - Shino
24 - Yamanaka Inoichi (Ino's Dad)
25 - Yondaime

February
08 - Sarutobi
10 - Obito Uchiha
11 - Sigure
21 - Yoroi
24 - Nara Shikaku (Shikamaru's Dad)
29 - Kabuto

March
08 - Ebisu
09 - Tenten
18 - Kisame
20 - Ibiki
27 - Hanabi
28 - Sakura
29 - Kazekage

April
02 - Cloud Ninja Leader
03 - Udon
04 - Gatoh & Tonbo
05 - Tazuna
06 - Waraji
22 - Choaza

May
01 - Chouji
04 - Tsunami
07 - Midare
08 - Homura
15 - Kankurou
26 - Iruka
30 - Baiu

June
06 - Gouzu & Meizu
08 - Moegi
09 - Itachi
11 - Kurenai
12 - Dosu

July
03 - Neji
04 - Baki
06 - Kin
07 - Akamaru & Kiba
17 - Gemma
21 - Kotetsu
23 - Sasuke

August
02- Tsunade
09 - Nawaki
15 -Zabuza
16 - Fugaku (Sasuke's Dad)
21 - Kaiza
23 - Temari
28 - Raidou

September
01 - Koharu
03 - Aoba
14 - Zaku
15 - Kakashi
15 - Obito
22 - Shikamaru
23 - Ino

October
10 - Naruto
18 - Asuma
19 - Suzume
21 - Mizuki
24 - Anko
27 - Orochimaru

November
02 - Hayate
05 - Wind Country Lord
11 - Jiraiya
15 - Mubi & Rin
16 - Kagari
25 - Izumo
27 - Rock Lee
30 - Misumi

December
01 - Zouri
04 - Dan (Tsunade's Boyfriend)
20 - Oboro
24 - Madam Shizimi
25 - Inari
27 - Hinata
30 - Konohamaru


Girls are like
apples on trees. The best
ones are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach for
the good ones because they are afraid
of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they
just get the rotten apples from the ground
that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples
at the top think something is wrong with
them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right
boy to come along, the one
who's brave enough
to climb
all the way
to the top
of the tree.


Stop Child Abuse! You Can Keep People Like My Best Friend And Her Little Sister From Being Hurt!

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I started to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend

Was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents

Unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly cries

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking,

"Please God, why is

My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

And the poor child was beaten

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrust the blade

Right in her chest,

"You deserve to die

You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dieing

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

Then quickly barged in

Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the little girl

Lying on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Hush, little sister
Please don't cry
I wish I could be there
To sing you a lullaby

I can see your arms
Bloodied and bruised
That's strange, little sister
Mine were like that too

I know you scream
When Daddy's there
Hush, little sister
I know you're scared

I can see the way
He's hurting you
I'm sorry, little sister
He did that to me too

I know that people
Ignore what's going on at home
That makes me angry, little sister
You shouldn't have to be alone

Hey, little sister
You wanna know why I'm not there?
It's a sad story, little sister
But people should care

You see, little sister
One day Daddy got high
You were asleep in your crib
So you didn't hear my cry

He screamed at me
And smashed my head against the door
While you slept, little sister
I died on the floor

You know, little sister
I don't think that I would have died
If someone had only bothered
To listen to my cries

But hush, little sister
Daddy's coming home
Quick, get into bed
You don't want him to find you alone

I'm sorry little sister
He's in a bad mood
Run while you can

Uh oh little sister
He's lifting his belt
Scream while you can, little sister
Call for help

Hush little sister
You don't need to cry
No one can hurt you
You're in my arms tonight.


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I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart


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Akatsukicons!

Itachi: -/.\-

Deidara: o\/

Zetsu: \o.o/

Tobi: @

Sasori: -.-

Kisame: =0_o=

Hidan: .

Kakuzu: $-$

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Itachi Emotes

Surprised= O/.\O

Sqeal, Squeezed eyes= /.\

Bored= -/.\-

Different eyes= o/.\O

Sweatdrop= O/.\O;

Nervous-happy= ^/.\^;

Happy, excited= ^/.\^

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Deidara Emotes

Surprised= O.\/

Squee, Squeal eyes= .\/

Bored= -.\/

Sweatdrop= O.\/;

Nervous-happy= ^.\/;

Happy, excited= ^.\/

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: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you thought that was cute copy and paste to your profile

And just for the record, I'm like, against NaruSas, KakuHidan, ItaKis, SasDeid, and yeah :P Like, I'm not gonna start a rebellion against these pairings but I'm not gonna start a fan club for it... confusing? But hey. I just thought of this in the friendship way! (Oh! A rhyme! :D) And for those of you who actually like these pairings, I have nothing against you! :)


-DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

Work vs Prison

IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.
AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.
AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK... they are called managers.


FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumbass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!


~Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.

~Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

~Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

~Be yourself. That's crazy enough.

~You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.

~Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.

~They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people. (Unless you're Deidara. And have explosives.)

~Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

~I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves.

~The trouble with real life is that there is no background music

~I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere

~Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

~Forecast for tonight: darkness

~If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?

~I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

~Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

~How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go?

~If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something

~Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

~Hell is full of musical amateurs

~There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line

~I'm not random I just have many thoughts

~I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes

~ -sticks hand in electric box- CHIDORI!!

~If you had a life you would stop talking about mine

~We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

~Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking

~The below statement is true

~The above statement is false

~Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.

~Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

~Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

~People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs

~In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!

~Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.

~God must love stupid people...he made so many

~There is no great genius without a mixture of madness

~When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

~You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

~Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

~PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.

~If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense

~One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

~I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!

~Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.

~I have a dream and in it, something eats you.

~Its sad your own mom dresses you like that.

~Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful.

~Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical

~My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

~If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!

~I called Sasuke gay and he hit me with his purse.

~I met Nicole Richie!! No wait, that might've been a twig...

~Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.

~If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.

~I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words

~Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!

~Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?

~You should always proofread what you write in case you any words.

~I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better conversation than you.

~I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again.

~By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life

~I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday

~Hi! I'm human. What're you?

~Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

~I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass!

~Everyone has a right to be ugly, but you're abusing that privilege.

~If we were to kill everyone who thought you were stupid, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

~I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

~Wherever there is life there is love

~I may not be perfect but at least I'm confident

~Sometimes all we need are each other

~Life is like a circle. No wonder I'm so dizzy.

~Yeah I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet

~A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you.

~Boy break hearts so why don't we break their necks?

~One night, I looked up into the sky. I began counting the reasons why I love you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars.

~When they laugh, we'll laugh along too. Because we know better. We know.

~I wanted to send you something SEXY... but the mail man told me to get out of the mail box...

~When you call us BITCHES we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID!

~Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars and thought to myself, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CEILING!?

~Am I pissing you off-fa-fa?

~We are the people our parents warned us about!

~If I promise not to kill you... can I have a hug?

~Some people are like slinkies... they're really good for nothing! But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs! ( )

~I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh look a kitty!

~I love this RETARD I call my BEST FRIEND!!

~I didn't hit you... I simply high-fived your face!

~Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell?

~ If I had half a mind..I would still be smarter than you!!

~Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

~All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

~MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

~Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that.

~Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

~In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

~I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

~In the play Hamlet, Hamlet says to be or not to be that is the question. What I wanna know is... whats the answer?

~The word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" means "blood-sucking creatures."

~Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak.

~You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

~An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"

~Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.

~If two wrongs don't make a right, try three


There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!


Untitled: A scary way to break up.

I don't believe this, but i got chill bumps …….

A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!

One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”

He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

Later that week, Sarah’s ex boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died

You have 13 minutes


This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded


THANK YOU FOR YOU WONDERFUL PEOPLE WHO BOTHERED TO READ MY (very long...) PROFILE :P COOKIES FOR YOU!!

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Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki by LinzRW reviews
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 89 - Words: 209,339 - Reviews: 2722 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 5/16/2020 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Dragon Pearl by Prar reviews
The Dragon Pearl is a mystical gem of many properties - including the vital stage of choosing one's bride. For the Iron Dragon, helping a little girl is a prologue to madness, filled with all the worst masterminds, fighting for their lives, and either gaining freedom... or becoming utterly domesticated. Gajevy.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 131,291 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 7/30/2017 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Gajeel R., Levy M., Lucy H., Natsu D.
Once Upon A Fairy Tail by A Penned Desire reviews
What happens when a fugitive meets Laxus? Her soon-to-be Fairy Tail friends? Answer: Major craziness, tons of adventures and of course, romance. Pairings goes accordingly: LaxusXOC, LucyXNatsu, JuviaXGray. Takes place after Laxus left the guild.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 176,572 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 2/21/2015 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Laxus D.
Family by Ophiali reviews
Family is not made by just blood. It's made of the sweat of working together, of the adversity overcome together, and of the peace celebrated together. The friends you keep create the family you make. Your family, forever.
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,992 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Black Star, Maka A. - Complete
Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal by LinzRW reviews
Second Book in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie get sent to an alternate universe called Seanova. Featuring the Ikustaka, C-Itachi, exploding pancakes, The Great God Four, the return of the Love Guru, Squisher, the Madara problem, Felix, the sadistic queen, and Hannah and Zetsu's Video of Evil Blackmail.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 197,873 - Reviews: 3362 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
The painful Pitter patter of the heart by Shiawase-usagichan reviews
Juvia finds out that if you truly love someone, then you would put their happiness before your own. But can she really do something that she's dedicated her whole life to? And what's this? Gray is feeling a bit lonely? OH THE DRAMA! JuviaxGray LevyXGajeel
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,853 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Gray F., Juvia L.
A girl and her puppies by Can't Decide a Pen Name reviews
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Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 54,906 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Akatsuki
Heart of the Storm by The Ever-Changing Alias reviews
NON YAOI! GrayxOC and NatsuxOC. Different OC's. Might be another pairing later Denki, Uinzu and Ōdorī are members of the Fairy Tail guild. Together, they form Team Arashi no Hāto. No real summary.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,628 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Gray F., Natsu D.
Egyptian Gods Awaken by AsianPanda17 reviews
When Atem defeated Zorc, he believed that he could never return. But when an archeologist uncovers the God Cards, Zorc returns to cause destruction on earth. Will Team 5ds save Earth from the Shadow Games? Who are the mysterious cloaked people? Tiny YxA
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,649 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Atem, Yūsei F.
Zetsu's Little Flower by Mystic Shadow Demon reviews
The flowers mocked her, day by day, always being cared for and loved by Zetsu when she had to stand by and watch. When will he ever love her? When will it be her turn? ZetsuOC One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Zetsu - Complete
Last Pitch by Little Falcon reviews
"Have you stopped and considered… that maybe you love me too?" the words flew out of her mouth without much hesitation. She was done hesitating, doubting herself… waiting.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,166 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Haru M., T. Yamamoto - Complete
Nightmare by Drea George reviews
The nightmares that have haunted me have returned- this time to finish what they started...
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Complete
Through the Looking Glass reviews
Kimberly Amber is just spending her time away during the summer when she looks into her mirror and sees, not her reflection, but Konan's!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 39,490 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Akatsuki