Author has written 6 stories for Glee, Scandal, and Pretty Little Liars.
My favorite things (Or people):
Keeping up with the Kardashians
Kourtney and Khloe take Miami
Pretty Little Liars
The Next Great Baker
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The first character I fell in love with: Finn or Quinn
The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Santana
The character everyone else loves that I don't: Rachel. She's sooo conceited!
The character I used to love but not any more: Quinn, She's a bitch, but not Bitchier than Santana.
The character I'd slap:Jesse
A ship I love:Brittana;it's love.
A ship I hate: Bartie or Fuinn, Bartie, because well, it just ruins Brittana, Santana and Brittany are meant for each other. and Fuinn, just, gross.
My three favorite characters: Santana, Brittany, and Rory
My three least favorite characters: Terri, Carl, and ugh. Jesse
Character I'm most like:Santana; Latina, and a bitch. People actually tell me to quit being Santana. Just today I called my teacher a fat cow and tunder theighs.
My favorite guest star: Lindsay Pearce; her Rachel Berry-esqe character was kinda refreshing
Favorite group preformance: Loser Like Me, Light up the World, I love New York/New York, New York, To sir with Love, We got the Beat (Now THAT was top shit.) Blame it on the alcahol, and Tik Tok (Now you have to admit, any song sung in that episode was hilarius!) America, Candyman, I will Survive/ Survivor, We are Young, Empire State of Mind, and RUMOR HAS IT/ SOMEONE LIKE YOU! THAT WAS EPIC!
My favorite duets: Me against the music, River Deep mountain High,Dancing Queen, Boy like That, We Found Love.
My favorite solos: It's not unusual, Science Fiction/Double Feature, Valerie, and Back to Black,If I can't have you
My favorite episodes: S1V1: Wheels, S1V2: Funk, Bad Reputaion, or Journey, S2V1: Britney/Brittany S2V2: Blame it on the Alcahol, Prom Queen, and New York S3V1: Pot of Gold, Mash Off, I kissed a Girl, Hold onto Sixteen, Purple Piano Project, Heart, On My Way,
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Quote it. Now!
My dead out of my sight. (the Bible?)
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?
A hand that's lighter than the other
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Part of Dance Moms Miami
4. Without looking, guess what time it is.
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Someone mowing their lawn, street noise, my brother singing to himself
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Today, around 3:15. I was walking my dog
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
9. What are you wearing?
A white polo and khakis
10. Did you dream last night?
Yes, about Naya
11. When did you last laugh?
Today, about 2-ish, when a girl in my class got flipped out of a desk by another girl.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Pictures of me
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Yes. Jenna Marbles' 'I hate being a grown up' video
14. What do you think of this quiz?
Fun. I like answering questions about myself
15. What is the last film you saw?
Either The Hunger Games or The Hot Chick
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I won't let anyone talk about Naya Rivera badly. I tend to kick and bite.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I don't know
19. Do you like to dance?
Sometimes. Only when I'm by myself or in the shower.
He invited the Glee cast to the White House. I have nothing bad to say.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Ava. I think Ava Michele is a cute name.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?
Is there Glee in heaven?
If you hate stereotypes, put this on your profile. Feel free to BOLD the ones you are.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. (What does Liberal mean?)
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH (or part Irish), so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN (or part), so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN (or part Native American), so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH (or part Polish), so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN (or part Italian), so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN (or part Egyptian), so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.(At least I think I'm pretty?)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN (or part Russian), so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN (or part German), so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN (or part), so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN (or part), so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN (or part), so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH (or part), so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN (or part), so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN (or part), so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC (or part), so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.(I think I'm overweight, but everyone tells me I'm skinny)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN (or part), so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN (or part), so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm FROM MISSISSIPPI so I MUST be fat, poor, and not wear shoes.
I'm FROM NEW JERSEY, so I MUST be orange, and have a partying and drinking problem.
I'm WELSH (or part), so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH (or part), so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a kilt
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN (or part), so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN (or part), so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH (or part English), so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE (Isn't Yaoi anime porn?)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.(What does this even mean?)
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion (What does conservative mean?)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian (or part), so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be about to bash your head in with a brick.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be about to steal all your stuff.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be stupid and the tests are getting easier.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST skive school.
I CRY easily, so I MUST be a wimp
I'm SWEDISH (or part), therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
4 FAVORITE TV SHOWS
1) Make it or Break it
2) Pretty Little Liars
4) Keeping up with the Kardashians
Who is your favourite character in 2?
Emily, because she reminds me of Santana from Glee
Who is your least favourite character in 1?
I have many. Wendy from S3, Emily from S1-2, and Kaylie from S1-3. Wendy, because she's a bitch. Emily, because she was annoying. Kaylie, because she's whiny.
Whats your favourite episode of 4?
When Kourtney and Khloe ganged up on Kim, who had just got a Bentley, and they got into this big fight about it.
What is your favourite season of 2?
2. THEY FINALLY REVEALED (PART OF) A!
Brittana. >.> Who did you think?! BRITTANA IS LOVE!
How long have you watched 1?
Well, since I saw it on Netflix
How did you become interested in 3?
Well a friend talked about it. Then one day I was bored, and I watched the first season on Netflix, then I saw the S2 Finale, and then I baught the rest of S2 on DVD.
Who is your favourite actor in 1?
Ummm, Make it or Break it is a show about girl who do gymnastics. There's not many boys.
Who is your favourite actress in 2?
Ashley Benson, no doubt
Which show do you prefer, 1, 2, or 4?
4, they're just so funny!
Which show have you seen more episodes of, 1 or 3?
3, because there are more episodes period!
How would you kill off your favourite character in 1?
How would I kill off Lauren Tanner? Hmmm. She would probably, A, fall off the beam and hit her head so hard she died, or B, She would die naturally of her heart problems.
Give a random quote from 1.
It was that little bitch Wendy! -Lauren Tanner
Would a 1/2 crossover work?
Maybe. Possibly. I'm going to go look that up.
Pair two characters in 2 that would make an unlikely, but strangely okay couple.
Aria and Jason would be strangely okay
Over all, which show has a better cast, 3 or 4?
3! BITCH. THE KARDASHIANS MIGHT BE AWESOME, BUT NAYA, HEATHER,LEA,CORY,DIANNA,MARK, AMBER, CHORD,CHRIS, DARREN,HARRY, JANE, JAYMA, JENNA, KEVIN, MATTHEW,VANESSA, SAMUEL,AND DAMIAN ARE BETTER!
Which has better theme music, 2 or 4?
2. Go listen to the theme music for Keeping up with the Kardashians, then tell me how annoying it is.
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