Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Marvel, Teen Titans, Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！, My Little Pony, and Tenchi Muyo.
As you probably guessed by my username, I'm a hockey player/fanatic. I play goalie, so if I seem a bit quirky I blame the many shots I've taken to the head over the years. Kidding aside, if you ever feel like talking hockey with me shoot me a message and we'll have some fun.
I like anime/manga books comics and movies. It's hard for me to narrow down my favorite book or movie, but I do like the Harry Potter series. As far as manga goes, I like Naruto and Negima! but I do read others from time to time. I tend to favor Marvel comics mainly because I like the story lines a little better. My favorite Marvel comics are Xmen Fantastic Four and Power Pack.
As far as shipping that I'll write, I will not do yaoi/yuri as main pairings (not a homophobe, it's just not my thing) unless it fits the story (i.e. the Konoka/Setsuna relationship in Negima!). I have some pairings that I like but I'm usually open to any pairing as long as the relationship is worked right. In Negima!, I tend to like the Eva/Negi pairing because Evangeline's possessive and dominating attitude makes for some entertaining reading. I mainly like it because her attitude compliments Negi's: she can pull him out of his funks (with a lecture or with her iron fists) and she can bring him out of his exuberance so he can see the world around him for what it is and so he can see what he really needs to do to succeed. I also like the Franklin Richards/Katie Power relationship hinted at by the recent Power Pack series, mainly because the interaction in the original series made for some fun moments... and because I thought the childhood crush angle would be kind of entertaining to read.
As far as works in the making, I would like to do a couple of Harry Potter crossovers. These would be AU Wrong Child Who Lived scenarios in which the Potters leave him at either an orphanage or with the Dursleys. Whether it is because of arrogance due to fame or if it's because they are misguided in thinking they are protecting him is still in the air. If I do this, I'll do my best to write it so that it doesn't seem like I'm excessively bashing, it will serve a purpose in the storyline. I have no problem taking criticism as long as it's constructive as I have never posted a fanfic before.
Ok, so my first fic on this site (and ever, actually) is Harry Potter and the Power Pack. I actually have to thank my brother for being enough like Johnny Storm for me to be able to write about his trouble making tendencies. Sadly I know I've already set myself up for him to corrupt my children when I have some of my own, oh well. Such is life.
That's it for now, I'll add stuff as I go on.
6 January 2013 - Hey, all. Just felt like cleaning up my profile a bit instead of making it an annoyingly long list of posts. Latest chapter of Fear and Loathing is up and the fic now has a new Beta.
10 January 2013 - Apparently, the general consensus on Speedy in the most recent chapter of Fear and Loathing is that he's a jerk.
12 January 2013 - If you received an alert for Chapters 4 and 6 for Fear and Loathing, it was just me editing a mistake: I forgot to put in the actual line break so the words "LINE BREAK" were displayed in bold.
12 March 2013 - For those of you asking, the frequency of all updates is directly dependent on my school and work schedule. That being said, it takes time to get these chapters planned properly, drafted, through my betas, edited, through my betas again, edited some more, and through my betas a third time before posting.
19 April 2013 - I have taken down "Son of Hecate". The story will be undergoing rewriting and revising the plotline. Hadrian Peverell/Harry Potter will still be the central character of this fic, so I'm not trashing the entire thing. I simply went back and realized that I could've done much better at setting the story up. Please forgive me, I will have the rewritten version up soon and I will make an effort to bring it up to higher standards.
Shit My Betas and I Say
Starring: Heliosion, maneyan and hockeygoalie1992 (me)
My betas and I often talk on Skype, the lines below are some of the more entertaining lines. I’ve given one or two where I actually name the individual that said the line, it’s up to you to figure out the rest.
“I don’t say any crazy shit!” [sure you don’t]
“Question by the way…” [maneyan before asking a question]
“I swear to God, I will find you and ram a fucking cactus up your ass!” [maneyan]
“That’s my catch phrase now…”
“Three words: Cactus. Salt. ANUS!”
“What are my catchphrases? I can’t think of any… [To my other beta] you’re the one with mad catchphrases!”
“When was the last time I said something stupid?”
“I know people…”
“Holy fuck! That’s not supposed to stretch that wide!”
“You soulless redhead!”
“Passive aggressive!” [sing-songed]
“You angry, whisky swilling Scotsman!”
[me, deadpanning to one beta] “Yes.”
[me] “Oh, God…”
“Just hurry up and make her naked!” [in a poor attempt at a Russian accent]
“During the text wars…” [mentioned by my betas at least thrice per Skype session]
“From one porn star to another…”
“You moron!” [moron is said in a high pitched tone]
“’Sup, bitches?” [Heliosion]
“Hey, fuck you, man!” “I don’t swing that way.”
“Oh, Ruby! You naughty, naughty girl! (perverse giggling)” [one beta, while reading Rosario Vampire and forgetting to turn off the mic]
“Just do that!”
“SKYPE BITCH!” [Beta demanding that I get on Skype]
“What the fuck is that drumming in the background?”
“[My first name] read this line in [Joker/Red Hood/Raven]’s voice!”
“I come from the land of trees…” [sung by one of my betas]
“Oh, God, why?”
“DO MARVEL!” [one beta demanding that I work on a fic]
“May I discuss the forbidden topic?” “No.” “DAMN!”
“Hmmm… should I work on my fic… or should I play Xbox… Decisions, decisions…”
“Mon then.” [Scottish. I have no idea what it means.]
“The topic is….”
“We are changing subject because, obviously, [beta’s real name] can’t carry a
“Because you’re you.”
“I’m not asking.”
“Once again: Freud, Freud!”
“I thought you said ‘rape gun’, that would be a bit uncharacteristic for you!”
“You wanna take this one, [beta’s real name, or should I?”
“I’ll do the line recording here, Pendleton.”
“Listen up, you bitches…”
“Bored. ENTERTAIN ME, SLAVE!”
“I think tonight is my night off of writing.” “NO, IT ISN’T!”
“I am the captain of my fate!” “Oh, dear God, we’re all screwed…”
“I heard that!” [sing-songed] “Shit!”
“You evil bastard.”
“I have a question!” “I have an answer!”
“SWEET OF ALL SWEET!” [I don’t get it either]
“Anything for me?” [All of us, asking if one specific person has written anything
for us to look over]
“I’m getting tired of you telling me to add commas, from now on, I want you to call them ‘fluffies’.”
“I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but in the next paragraph, put a fluffy after ‘order’… God! That just took a piece of my soul!” “YOU DON’T HAVE ONE!”
“Put a comma after –“ “Ah, ah, ah! You can’t call it a comma! Call it ‘fluffy’.” “I am not calling the damn comma ‘fluffy’.” “Then call it something else! I’ve heard that word so many times; it’s pissing me off! Call it something cute! Fluffy, puppy, or something!” “Fine, how about I call it ‘Illyana’?” “YES!”
“While [other beta] isn’t here, you were joking about the no more naked Illyana part right?” “No.” “NOOOOOOO!”
“I demand you call me sempai!” “… No.”
[Heliosion] “Who says (one of the above phrases)?” [Maneyan and I in stereo] “YOU!”
"I CANNOT BRAIN TODAY, I HAVE A STUPID!"
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