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I am...human. And female. You may call me...

Yeah, I can't think of anything. Call me whatever the fuck you want to.

I dye my hair, and have recently cut it short.It is red right now.

I love Death note, Code Geass, Lucky star, Kuroshitsuji, And Marvel movies. I dont care if the ff I'm reading is het, yuri, or yaoi, but I am a sucker for complicated plots and things that are very open to interpretation. That is why I love Vocaloid songs.

I can sing in Japenese, and Valshe has apparently turned me Lesbian. Her voice is amazing...

I sometimes make no sense, and have the habit of giving people numerous nicknames. Mary-sues annoy the shit out of me, and I hate plots that are too predictable with the burning fury of a thousand suns.

I eat more sweets than anything else, and claim to despise physical activity but get angry at myself if I am not in good enough shape. I am skinny to the point of being underweight, but not unhealthy. I procrastinate way too much to be good for me, and I sometimes hallucinate about monsters and hands and ghosts in the dark.

Too lazy to do anymore, so...heres a panda.

PANDA.

101 things to do at WalMart - If you have done at least 10 of these then you my friend, are super awesome!!

(I INTEND TO DO 10 OF THESE THINGS B4 I TURN 16)

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing football; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!!"

6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

7. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.

9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "Sex and candy".

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code Red in Housewares," and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station, turn them all off and turn up all the volumes to the max.

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit, anyway?"

15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department.

16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hell" upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

33. Take bets on the battle described above.

34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!)

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

40. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

41. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

42. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

43. Two words: "Marco Polo."

44. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.

45. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

46. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

47. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

48. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

49. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

50. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

51. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

52. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."

53. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

54. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word.

55. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

56. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

57. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

58. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)."

59. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

60. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

61. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

62. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

63. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

64. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

65. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

66. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

67. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

68. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.

70. Get an empty book, and say it's a guest book. Get people to sign.

71. Play a game of indoor freeze tag

72. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window "the British are coming"

73. Have a team race with your friends- one person sits in the cart, the other pushes

74. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices

75. Fill your cart up as much as possible, and then try to use the express lane

76. Use a bullhorn and occasionally say that there is free candy in aisle X (aisle X being the condom aisle)

77. Run into a pyramid of cans, heroically saying "I'm gonna save us from that bomb!"

78. Use a conveyer belt as a treadmill and lose some weight

79. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over.

80. When people aren't looking, put tampons in their carts if they are a guy, or if they are a gal, put in a jock strap.

81. Randomly direct people to the deodorant section

82. Tell someone that you will sue for false advertising, since they do not sell walls.

83. Take your boyfriend or girlfriend to the food section and have an expensive dinner.

84. Try to push your cart through a checkout without paying. When the clerk tries to stop you, kick in his balls (dont try it on a chick, it wont work), run, but leave the cart. See what happens.

85. If people arent looking at their cart, steal it.

86. Go to the gun section, saying "Can I buy a gun? I'm tired of that stupid smily face!"

87. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use wite-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund.

88. See how much stuff you can break before you get caught

89. Take a leak in the dressing rooms.

90. Repeadeately say "The clowns are not eating me."

91. Use fake checks, but sign them using your neighbors name.

92. Rearrange items as you see fit.

93. Take a full set of guy's clothes and a full set of gal's clothes, then leave them lying somewhere.

94. Put pokemon stuff in a cart that is full of stuff like KoRn and Limp Bizkit CDs.

95. Grab condoms and stick them in everyone's face (only the opposite sex).

96. Do #95 but with the same sex (not recomended).

97. Grab stickers that say "radioactive" and put them randomly on food items.

98. Follow someone until they notice.

99. Pull out pins, like that guy form the 7 Up commercial.

100. Throw Skittles at people and scream "TASTE THE RAINBOW!"

101. Loiter. When a

:.:7 Ways to Scare your roommates:.:

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

I like you, you shall be allowed to live another 7 min.

Friends are like potatoes…if you eat them…they DIE

uklearpower:

"I'm not dressed in this skimpy outfit that simply screams' sexy and evil' for my own amusement, y'know." - Sara

White Mage: Oh my. What happened to Red Mage?
Thief: A slight miscalculation on his part.
Fighter: Really? 'Cause I thought he tried to attack those invincible werewolves single-handedly in some overly-complex plan that surely would've guaranteed our victory had any of us understood what he was talking about.
Thief: Well yes. To be fair, his miscalculation was to trust in us...but the way you put it, it sounds like it was OUR fault.
Black Mage: Maybe, but I blame Red Mage anyway.
White Mage: Based on WHAT?
Black Mage: Spite mostly. Plus I think he's a big idiot.

"Well, at least I shall die as I have lived. COMPLETELY surrounded by morons." - Black Mage

"We have clearly reached the point where only RAMPANT and UNCHECKED stabbing can save us. And my first act as self-appointed STABMASTER is to slay my comerades." - Black Mage

Black Mage: I would just like to reiterate that this is, by far, the WORST plan I have ever heard about. EVER.
Fighter: But THAT'S what you said about sword-chucks!
Black Mage: Point. This is the SECOND worst plan. Etc., etc.
Fighter: Aww nuts.

"As team leader, I say that we should run away. For the record, screaming in terror will NOT be looked down upon." - Thief

"Without sidequests, you're not on an adventure. You're just a roaming band of thugs who bring terror and death to an otherwise innocent and peaceful world. The noble sidequest is what seperates us from the monsters. LIFE is a sidequest! Sieze the EXP!" - Red Mage

Black Belt: YOU try walking a straight line without bumping into wave functions of neighboring realities.
Black Mage: We do it all the time. It's called NOT BEING SO STUPID THAT IT WARPS THE UNIVERSE.

Thief: My father is the King of Elfland. And he's been poisoned by nefarious ne'er-do-wells.
Matoya: That's just so darn typical of ne'er-do-wells.

Red Mage: You know, Fighter and I have superior numbers. We could overthrow your demented regime easily.
Black Mage: We can do this one of two ways. The easy way...or the excruciatingly painful death for Red Mage way. I suggest the former, myself. You're welcome to TRY the latter of course, but I assure you it's a wasted effort. You are up against a knife-wielding sociopath just LOOKING for an excuse to hurt you even if he has to make one up.
Fighter: Surely this maniac will slaughter us all!
Black Mage: If given half a chance...

Red Mage: I can't believe THIEF was the moral compass that kept us all from becoming a pack of roving murderers.
Black Mage: Yeah, it's a crazy world. I mean, think about it. WE'RE the heroes here.
Red Mage: Good lord, we're doomed.
Black Mage: No, no, no. Everyone ELSE is doomed.

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die" Mel Brooks

"Yes, I AM a filthy pervert; and YOU have a nice rack..." Jiraiya

-Evil beware; we have waffles.

-Non-flammable you say?! -Takes out a lighter- We'll just see about that!

-The deepest definition of youth is life as yet untouched by tragedy.

-It is a wise man who lives with money in the bank; it is a fool who dies that way.

-Talent does what it can. Genius does what it must.

-Judge a person by their questions rather than their answers.

-Conscience is the window of our spirit, evil is the curtain.

-You know you're really tired when the sheep you're counting start to hit the fence.

-There's nothing to fear but fear itself... and spiders.

-Only dead fish go with the flow.

-Falling hurts if there's no one there to catch you.

-I don't like your world. It's filled with war, with hate. There are so many criminals, so much crime. How many murders have been commited, I ask you? How many innocent people killed? How many innocent people are left? Your world is dying, and you're killing it. Look at the ozone. Look at the oceans. How many animals became extinct because of the humans in your world?
No, I don't like your world. So I've created my own. I'm happy here. And I'm never, ever leaving.

-I once had a life. Now I have a computer.

-Don't follow in my footsteps; I run into walls.

-Welcome strangers, you must be cold.
Stay a while, the day grows old.
Be not afraid, no danger is near.
Just recall, we're all mad here.

-I hope you know that I only hate you because I love you to a point of so much passion it unhinges my soul.

-Whenever you're in a conflict with someone, there is one factor that can make the difference between damaging your relationship and deepening it; that factor is 'attitude.'

-First time is a coincidence, second time is a happenstance, and third time is a conspiracy.

-Eccentricity is not, as dull people would have us believe, a form of madness. It is often a kind of innocent pride and the man of genius and the aristocrats are frequently regarded as eccentrics because genius and aristocrat are entirely unafraid of and uninfluenced by the opinions and vagaries of the crowd.

-You don't write because you want to say something; you write because you have something to say.

-I'm invisible, understand, because people choose not to see me.

-I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

-I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.

-When inspiration doesn't come to me, I go halfway to meet it.

-If I didn't have writing, I would be running down the street hurling grenades in people's faces.

-I'm as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.

-Suppositions can only go so far until they start needing firm proofs.

-I want to know,
What I never thought I would know,
And then bask in the glory
Of knowing it.

-Let us not lie, steal, cheat, or drink.
But if you must lie,
Let it be in the arms of one you love.
If you must steal,
Steal away from bad company.
If you must cheat,
Cheat death.
And if you must drink,
D
rink in the moments that take your breath away.

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 113, Final Exam.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 113 - Words: 623,004 - Reviews: 28103 - Favs: 15,450 - Follows: 14,239 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Starlight by billielightning reviews
She had never been spoken to in this way, as if she was worth more than her killer instinct. Kili, likewise, is unsure how to approach the Elf maiden after confessing his feelings while ill. Especially with other Dwarves around. This is a return to Tauriel, Kili, and the other Dwarves in Laketown, beyond what DoS has given us. Kili/Tauriel (T rating just in case!)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,584 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Kili, Tauriel
Lady of the Lake by Lady Viola Delesseps reviews
The journal of Sigrid, daughter of Bard of Laketown, a humble girl tasked with the care of her family- nothing more, nothing less. That is until great doings in Middle Earth come through her doorway (toilet, rather), in the form of a company of dwarves, one of whom is smiling, blond, and a prince... Movieverse, Fili/Sigrid
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 85,986 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Fili, Sigrid - Complete
The Hematic by Ohtze reviews
It was crucial, Tommy had said, that they arrived in the Third Age. The Third Age was the best age, that sweet spot in the timeline where they could do the most good without destroying the future. Tommy was dead though, and Lucy was lost: deposited unto the care of one hapless Glorfindel. Noldor were not to be trifled with, she learned belatedly. Doom was never far behind them. AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 161,725 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 4/19/2014 - [Glorfindel, OC] Sauron
Skin Deep by Epilachna reviews
Thranduil knows better than any that beauty is only skin deep, but what does he believe lies underneath? Early Third Age.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 130,988 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 12/27/2013 - [The Elven King of Mirkwood, OC]
To Live Again by Wunderkind4006 reviews
Is it possible to die and come back to another world? For Clara Riley it just might be! A daydreamer and lover of all things fantastical Clara gets the shock of her life when she wakes up in Greenwood when she should be dead! A little AU story I wrote on a whim because I wanted to try writing something new, a possible future ThranduilXOC romance and lots of fun like that.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 372,698 - Reviews: 1588 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Legolas, Thranduil, Elf, OC
Should There Be Starlight by Princess Quill reviews
Tauriel sacrifices her life in Mirkwood and her position as captain of the guard to act on her convictions. With Legolas's help, she pursues the orcs hunting the dwarves to Laketown, where the Elves rescue Kili and the others. This Kiliel-ish fic offers a possible progression of events beyond DoS, with multiple POVs and a synthesis of movie and bookverse. Will go through to BoFA.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,774 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Fili, Legolas G., Kili, Tauriel
With Bated Breath by Noc007 reviews
A realistic and honest look at those who appear in the Naruto world. A young woman awakens to find herself in a world she knows nothing about and much less its language. Not only does she faces the task of surviving in a strange and hostile world, but how will her appearance alter the original events in the story - especially with a presence like hers? OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,512 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 11/17/2008 - OC
Stirring the leaves by Kindle-the-Stars reviews
"Your presence here in Middle-Earth is like the wind in the trees, Miss Darrow," Gandalf said, smoke wreathed around his head. "You may stir the branches, even knock loose a few leaves, but the tree itself remains untouched." Thorin/OC
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 323,640 - Reviews: 2302 - Favs: 1,463 - Follows: 1,733 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 5/24/2013
Lessons Learned by WingedWolf121 reviews
HighSchool!Au Erik Lensherr has found that he's failing...well, everything. Even worse, his tutor is Charles Xavier, the nerd who occupies the lowest rung of the social ladder. The fact that he's rather attracted to Charles doesn't help. Charles/Erik
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,840 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto
Shorts and Sweets by Dlvvanzor reviews
Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 260 - Words: 87,942 - Reviews: 5450 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 7/23/2009
K by Dlvvanzor reviews
Young Light's parents are murdered and he's sent to Wammy's. For a while, he's thrilled- it's challenging AND he's meeting people like A and C! ...And L. Jerk. Then B shows up, and, well... stuff goes bad. Fast. With havoc as only B can wreak. LxL AU
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 67,503 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Light Y., L
The Heir Apparent by ChasingPerfectionTomorrow reviews
Tauriel saves Kili's life during the Battle of the Five Armies and alters the course of history, forever. (Highlights the years between The Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings Trilogy). Rating may increase to M in the future.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,209 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Kili, Tauriel, Legolas G., OC
Life Cycle by Emmitha reviews
AU The Doctor goes to 21st century London to stop an Auton invasion, where he is joined by a young woman. But who is she and how does she know him? Will contain 9th, 10th, and 11th Doctors.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 137,933 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 5/19/2013 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, Rose T., 11th Doctor
Tiny Team Mate by SkyeZ reviews
Hinata has been turned into a kid by a mysterious enemy! What will her friends do and how will they return her to normal? This is just a test run story :
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,584 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Aberration by Rin O' Gen reviews
The second she realized she was in the world of Naruto, Rae swore she wouldn't interfere. Even so, looking at the shivering 8-year-old before her, she couldn't help but hold him close. It's not like one friend will change anything, right? T for violence and some language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,043 - Reviews: 2190 - Favs: 4,205 - Follows: 4,345 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., OC
Ricochet by Strix 4 reviews
Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,974 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 1,443 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Team Seven
The Truth Decays by Marz1 reviews
Edward Elric can't get back to his own world, so he tries to make a life for himself in the closest one he can find. Yep a nice quiet life, no military breathing down his neck or monsters trying to live forever, but then a kid in an orange jumpsuit...
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 118,911 - Reviews: 2424 - Favs: 3,541 - Follows: 3,833 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U., Edward E.
I love by Sailor-Nova343 reviews
When Konan enters a boarding school where she has to stay with the boys, she knows it's going to be crazy. But she could never be prepared for what lies in store for her. Rated M for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 209,027 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Pain/Pein, Konan
Mirkwood Queen by ChloeRumple reviews
Alone and hurt after battle, Thranduil meets Legolas' mother. This is the story of how they meet, their love, trials, and their courtship. This is just an idea that I had, loosely based on what happens in the movies and book. This is just for fun. I appreciate any constructive criticism. Thanks for reading!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,149 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Legolas, Elrond, Thranduil, Elf
Tales of Light and Ash by Cyrulan reviews
The hearts of Men are so easily corrupted. A single temptation is the gateway to ruin. The hearts of Men are so easily healed. A single kindness is the gateway to love. Thranduil/OC
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,644 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 12/9/2013 - [The Elven King of Mirkwood, OC]
Heroes by Pearl Primrose reviews
Rue's stuck in Middle-earth, meets Sir Swajesty Thorin Oakenshield through an epic bar fight, and learns Dwarves live as long as sea turtles, all the while on the run from some Malfoy wannabe during a quest to slay the Hungarian Horntail's ugly love child. Thorin/OC
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 217,893 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Thorin
Stolen by BlueBird Blues reviews
While traversing through Europe, a young woman is pulled back through time by a spirit that has been lying dormant within her. Once in Middle Earth, she must fight to survive, rid herself of the mysterious presence within her, and find a way home. Her journey is halted when she barrels headfirst into the clutches of the Elvenking, Thranduil. Pre-Hobbit happenings, ThranduilxOC.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,155 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 3/22/2014 - The Elven King of Mirkwood, OC
Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 373,675 - Reviews: 7476 - Favs: 3,592 - Follows: 3,369 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
A Shotgun Full of Rock Salt by firefly reviews
After Itachi dies at the hands of his brother, he thinks he's finally free of his accursed existence. But when he's miraculously revived, he realises his hell is only just beginning. Welcome to the universe of ideals, where murder is only misconduct, death is just a pit stop, and the institution of marriage solves everything. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,791 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Temari, Team Seven
In search of a Queen by Doodlewolf reviews
Thorin had never intended to take a wife or have children of his own – but rivals for his throne have uncovered an ancient law that dictates he must produce heirs to remain King under the Mountain, which means he must first find a Queen! And candidates are in no short supply! ThorinxOC
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 127,129 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 1,290 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Thorin, OC
Sunlight by KissKissCrush reviews
A year after graduating from Forks High School, Bella Swan is living a dull life as a waitress in a coffee shop. When an unusual stranger suddenly appears in town and begins frequenting her work she finds herself immediately drawn to him but it isn't until he starts to charmingly establish himself as an irreplaceable figure in her life that she discovers he's not quite human. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 113,890 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 2/14/2013 - [Aro, Bella] - Complete
In Imladris He Dwells by Lou-deadfroggy reviews
Glorfindel was returned with a purpose: to prepare the way for someone else. The Valar gave him great gifts to help him and the directions to one who would share this burden. No name, just a line to help him find them: in Imladris he dwells.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 34,723 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Glorfindel, Erestor
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 35,797 - Reviews: 3236 - Favs: 2,518 - Follows: 1,372 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Become a Ghost by HardlyFatal reviews
Orihime dies. Arrancar? No, appendicitis. Between the weekly pub crawls with the lieutenants, Women's Association meetings, and- oh yeah, seeing patients- Orihime builds a new life in Soul Society. But on the horizon, something looms... and she will have to sacrifice herself, yet again, to save those she loves. Orihime/Byakuya
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 125,506 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Orihime I., Byakuya K.
Little B by Khorale reviews
A five-year old Beyond Birthday had been kidnapped, again and again. Oh, pity the poor kidnappers... CRACK. A series of connected one-shots.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,474 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 9/29/2012 - BB, L
Provocation by Sailor-Nova343 reviews
Deidara goes to a boarding school where he meets Sasori, a flirtatious redhead with bedroom eyes and a talent for teasing. Sasori is crazy about Deidara, who hates his guts. Will either of their feelings change? Prequel to I Love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,652 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
Keeper by Morbid DramaQueen10 reviews
For nearly an age, Thranduil has ruled the Greenwood forest alone. But it wasn't always so. A young bee keeper rises from a modest forest living to reign alongside the King of Mirkwood, raising the heir and navigating the politics of Arda. Thranduil/OC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 101,053 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 5/15/2014 - [Thranduil, OC] Legolas, Elrond - Complete
The many adventures of Alex and Thranduil by Elleth of Hidden Lore reviews
When you are a bored young woman that was sent to Middle earth without her consent and had to go through the pains of the lack of toilet paper, no showers, wars, stupid men and over all hell for a girl used to an easy life, life can be a pain for her and everyone around. But when she finds an unlikely friendship in King Thranduil, Middle earth is up for a big surprise. DISCO PARTY!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,133 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Legolas, Thranduil, OC
An Angel's Heaven by SimplySupreme reviews
Anna is normal. It isn't until she dies, and is informed that she's the last descendant of a pair of vanished elf princes, that she realizes that she's more than what she seems. Anna means 'gift' in Quenya. That is what she has received from the Valar with her new life in Arda, and is what they intended for her to be to the Noldor. Because even fallen angels deserve second chances.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,792 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Legolas, Elrond, Glorfindel, OC
Feed My Frankenstein by xxbeyondxbirthdayxx reviews
The multichaptered thing supposed to host all these things I have in mind that can't make it to a full oneshot or are the cut parts of my other multichaptered fics. Why this title? Because the crack I'll put here is what feeds my brain. It's alive, alive!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 9,298 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Matt, Mello
The Inconvenient and Unexpected Journey of Millie Fournier by qarlgrimes reviews
Millie is completely ignorant to the world of Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, thinks Kili is one dreamy Dwarf, and is completely incompetent. So what happens when she gets thrown into the journey with thirteen Dwarves, a Hobbit, and a Wizard? This is Millie's inconvenient and unexpected story. Inspired by The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby by febuarysong. Complete.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 181,699 - Reviews: 2216 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 1,191 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 12/26/2012 - [Kili, OC] - Complete
Lost and Found by Lily of the Shadow reviews
(Formerly titled 'Babysitter') Avalon was driving her little cousin home when the road seemed to change. The school was gone. The trees were older. They find themselves in the middle of a forest with no way out, when they're rescued by some passersby who don't speak English. Can Avalon and Meredith get home when they can't even communicate with their rescuers?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,343 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Elrohir, OC, Elladan
Tell Yourself by Princess Kitty1 reviews
They've survived the war. He's gained a heart. Now Ulquiorra and Orihime get to face their most interesting challenge yet: living together. A series of drabbles and interrelated one-shots in which shenanigans ensue.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 95 - Words: 175,545 - Reviews: 3490 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
2B and Not 2B by Watson-A-Name92 reviews
AU. Darcy knew two things. One, her and Jane's black-haired new neighbor had a nice butt. Two, his brother was probably on steroids. Cue the prank war, spider-killing, puppy-sitting, and many other misadventures. Larcy, Thor/Jane.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,072 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Loki, Darcy L.
Bad Jokes by Doctor Harley Quinn reviews
Harley sees a case that could make her career. The Joker sees a naïve young therapist with a breakable mind. Swiftly, he lures her into a downward spiral, resulting in her defeat and rebirth as Harley Quinn, the only one capable of surviving at his side.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 120,459 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Joker - Complete
Failure to Fangirl by randomqueenwilla reviews
Nami tries to make girl friends in the ninja academy by fan-girl-ing everyone but Sasuke, she fails to find a suitable idol and decides just to fan-girl Naruto for fun. That is until Gaara appears much later in the story, sadly. GaaNamiSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 124,187 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Gaara
Dreamcatcher by Airyo reviews
Nothing about Itachi, she realized uncomfortably, was ever by accident...Nothing about Hinata, he realized with exasperation, could ever be considered normal. Drabble-esque. Complete except for epilogue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 104 - Words: 66,764 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 11/6/2012 - [Hinata H., Itachi U.]
The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby by FebruarySong reviews
What happens when a girl who is afraid of blood, thinks Legolas is a complete fruitcake, and knows next to nothing about LotR gets dumped into Middle earth with the Fellowship? Crazy spin on a MarySue fic. Now complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 112,669 - Reviews: 2161 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 7/14/2007 - [Legolas, OC] - Complete
Of the Day's Annoyances by Lucillia reviews
Excerpts from the journal of a Hyuuga Hiashi who raises Naruto. October 12, Potty Training: How is this my responsibility?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Hiashi H., Naruto U., Neji H., Sasuke U.
Just Check Both by Lucillia reviews
Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 1,086 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Naruto U.
Circuit Ghost by Cuckoo on a String reviews
Khan is a master chess player, but not all pieces follow the rules. Every machine has its ghosts, and Section 31 is no different. Only its ghost drinks coffee and prefers to terrorize technologically challenged ensigns. 'John Harrison' was not prepared for this. Liberal doses of humor over a fairly angsty plotline. Takes place in the year before Into Darkness. Some OCs.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,707 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 8/4/2013 - John Harrison/Khan, Admiral Marcus - Complete
Catalysis by Teh Twinnesses Presents reviews
Work in progress. "Search for the value of that which you seek, for alchemy already knows." Alchemy knew what Ed wanted when his fingertips touched that circle, but Ed did not yet understand how value differs from price, how equivalent differs from equal. The Gate calculates with one small difference, and Trisha Elric lives - but the cost may be too high for Ed to afford.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 216,929 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Beginnings by pusa.is.me reviews
She is Tenten, just Tenten, and he is a Hyuuga, the Neji Hyuuga, and there isn't much she can do about it. NejiTen, Team Gai
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,640 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Neji H., Tenten, Team Gai - Complete
Naruto: Ninja Burger Chronicles by Kaori reviews
We've fused the worlds of Ninja Burger and Naruto together to form a positively wacky Naruto parody! Naruto, orphaned at a young age due to drunken idiocy and now company property, dreams of becoming Franchise Manager! What wacky hi jinks will ensue? You WILL taste the Ninja Burger difference...or else!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 66,486 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Team Seven - Complete
A Morbid Taste for Ice by sitehound reviews
Darcy Lewis never imagined she'd be living in a house trailer in the New Mexico desert with the God of Thunder and his sociopath brother, but she's making the best of the situation. Until a frozen corpse shows up on the front porch. Casting herself as amateur sleuth, she embarks on a journey that will challenge her definitions of good, evil, love and what it is to be human.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 39 - Words: 209,006 - Reviews: 1926 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 1,526 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Forever the Faithful Fan by Satchelle reviews
If YOU were sucked into Death Note, your first thought would be ' Who slipped me acid? ' Your second? ' I'll solve the case because I've read every volume like a good fan-child and SAVE THE DAY! HOORAY! ' Then things get complicated. L/OC
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,829 - Reviews: 1515 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 6/5/2010 - L, OC
Fëanáro's Epic Fail: Loopholes by fantasychica37 reviews
For an unbreakable Oath that called on the three most sacred names in Eä, the greatest of the Noldor really didn't put much thought into it... And now Mandos has terrible grammar, AND Feanor made the classic loophole mistake!
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Fëanor, Morgoth, Námo - Complete
Confusion by Krazy Ky-Sta Hatter reviews
Something happened to Rose and now she can hardly hold a though for a minute. But she can still remember a man with brown hair and eyes and a pinstripe suit. She knows that he has the answers… if only she could find him. Back in a world much like her own, but destroyed and run by a man called the master, things get dangerous. - Little bit of smut in chapter 6.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,814 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 1/21/2012 - [Rose T., 10th Doctor] Sarah Jane S., The Master - Complete
Bits of Sunshine by Terans-DinosaurCostume reviews
What do you do when you wake up in a TV show? Purposely mess up the plot and make Stefan's life a living hell. Clarissa assumed she was dreaming, but she's not waking up, and between family drama with this girl who is apparently her twin and a pot smoking younger brother, Clarissa can't seem to stop bumping into Damon.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 441,715 - Reviews: 1206 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Damon S., OC
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5455 - Favs: 7,995 - Follows: 8,627 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Ones that Failed by Clar the Pirate reviews
If you think about the number of coincidences that string your average fairy tale together it's a wonder that any manage to succeed. But for the moment let's forget about them, because these are the ones that failed.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 33 - Words: 32,458 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 6/26/2008
Fairy Tale by Inuyonas reviews
Ok. Remember all those Fairy tales we heard when we were young? Well Instead of those characters who were in them originally, imagine Naruto characters in their place.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 111,048 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Naruto U.
Fanficers Guide to the Galaxy: Cliches by xxYou-shall-be-my-Squishyxx reviews
My name is Aiko Hanashi and my goal is to humorously point out all the cliches I've noticed in my years a fanficing.Newbies can come for some insight and oldies can come and laugh at mistakes we've all made.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 16,792 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Naruto U.
Look, I Found a Scroll Thingy by Lil' DeiDei reviews
Anko finds a time-travel scroll in the box of things she stole from Orochimaru, and she and the girls decide to try it out. They all have things they want to alter; what will be the results? Crackfic. Time-travel story parodying time-travel stories.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,068 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Anko M., Temari
Wanderer by roulette rouge reviews
An embittered and weary Ranger struggles to bear the aimless burden of her kin and the weight of her debt to Thranduil Elvenking...until a mysterious stranger appears on the outskirts of the forest and begs her help. Thranduil/OC.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,493 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - [The Elven King of Mirkwood, OC] Gandalf, Thorin
For Want of a Handkerchief by Lynliss reviews
Bilbo's housekeeper has a Took-ish streak, and when she discovers her employer has vanished, leaving behind his handkerchief, she takes it upon herself to track him down and return it. And perhaps find an adventure of her own along the way. Thorin/OC
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 107,415 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Thorin
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 7946 - Favs: 4,441 - Follows: 2,876 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Starlit Skies by ncis-lady reviews
And suddenly there is something else, a warm sensation, a source of peace amidst the terror within. He must hold on to that, for if he loses it, he's lost. Kili and Tauriel and what might have happened after the credits. Now a multi-chapter story covering the time from Kili being healed to Smaug attacking Lake-Town. T for some dwarf-swearing.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,352 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Kili, Fili, Tauriel - Complete
Dominoes and Dynamite by OperationBlackSheep reviews
When Tony's solo attempt to catch Loki goes awry, he finds himself struggling to counteract the god's plans and unravel his secrets. Loki is vaguely amused by these attempts. Rated T for language, might become M. Will become slash.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 198,229 - Reviews: 1784 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
The Ugly Duckling of Dol Amroth by Spake2121 reviews
My name is Lothiriel of Dol Amroth. Though my reputation for truth is somewhat tarnished I swear that every word of this tale, the most important of my life, is true...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 134,573 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Eomer, Lothíriel - Complete
Proper Posture by Moczo reviews
Merida is looking forward to a visit to another country, and dreading a night spent in a dress and uncomfortable shoes. Elsa is still settling into her new role as a queen. Add a healthy dose of social awkwardness, a little talk on the nature of freedom, and an impromptu archery lesson, stir well, and who knows what might come up?
Crossover - Brave, 2012 & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 72 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Merida, Elsa - Complete
Chasing the Greatest by Zbluez reviews
"But I assure you, L is real! I do exist!" Not every gifted orphan made it to Wammy's House - but that didn't mean they were any less gifted, and it certainly didn't mean they were any less ambitious. Jaylin, a seven-year-old genius at the Weeping Willow Orphanage, is determined to find the truth behind that capital L, scandals and kidnappings notwithstanding.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 35 - Words: 98,148 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013 - L, Near, OC - Complete
Footsteps by Krazy Ky-Sta Hatter reviews
When Rose discovers the strange ability to step through Time, Space and Universes, she begins a rather frustrating search for the Doctor. If she can't get his help then she will never be able to stay still. But it seems she can never quite reach him.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,712 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
The Duty by Avium reviews
Gaara pinched the bridge of his nose, and muttered more to himself than anyone else, "I am not going to have a say in this, am I?" Set during the 4th Shinobi War. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 146,016 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 1,433 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Going Against the Grain by Airyo reviews
Gaa/Ino "Did I go a little too far this time? Oh no. I broke Sabaku no Gaara!" Ino grows up in Suna as a spy for Konoha. Unfinished, but summary of ending/notes included.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,049 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Ino Y., Gaara - Complete
All The Stories We Never Told by AshRain114 reviews
Touched by an Angel, Amy Pond was certain that her life with the Doctor was over. But when she wakes up in the basement of Hendrix's department store, which has been overrun by walking shop dummies, she starts to understand that her life might not be as linear as she thought. And where exactly is Rory? AU S1 Doctor/Rose, Amy/Rory, Jack/Everybody
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 170,106 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - 9th Doctor, Rose T., Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
The Harry Potter Conspiracy by LinzRW reviews
Scorpius Malfoy and James Potter II arrive at Hogwarts and what do they find? Harry Potter is the most evil wizard of all time, the prophecy is a lie, and Dumbledore is a homosexual criminal mastermind...So what's Voldemort doing in the picture?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,337 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Scorpius M., James S. P.
Bad Guy by Jeralee reviews
Pre-STID. "I am a possessive man. I do not share, nor do I sympathize, therefore, when I am away and you are alone...should you ever seek comfort from another man, should you betray me and deceive me, I will be able to discern his scent over you, and I will seek him and I will kill him. And then I shall destroy you." If he could not have her, no-one could. KhanOC. Complete
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,079 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - John Harrison/Khan, OC - Complete
Metal Heart by tonystarktheautobot reviews
The Avengers struggle to get along as a new enemy approaches, an enemy Tony is dangerously vulnerable to. Saving the world was the easy part; saving each other is much harder. Tony/Bruce, Steve/Thor, Natasha/Pepper, Clint/Coulson
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 181,949 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Exquisite Desire by ShullieQ reviews
Itachi had thought he knew where his life was going until he met someone that turned his life upside down. [Warnings: paranormal, violence, sex, language] DeiIta, ItaDei, ItachixDeidara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 37 - Words: 191,240 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Tony's New Assistant by MarbleGlove reviews
A trickster god does not go about acquiring power by brute force. AKA, the one where, instead of becoming a supervillain when he fell to Earth, Loki somehow ended up as Tony Stark's personal assistant.
Crossover - Ironman & Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 29,388 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Loki - Complete
Tsunade's Heir by funkmasterjo reviews
Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 198,601 - Reviews: 2199 - Favs: 3,089 - Follows: 2,940 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Naruto U.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 255,693 - Reviews: 13076 - Favs: 15,961 - Follows: 13,259 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Close Encounters by JinnySkeans reviews
Her dad warned her about talking to strange boys. She might've tuned out the part where he told her not to move in with them. Whoops. AU Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 125,168 - Reviews: 2353 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Miscalculated Circumstances by MelaRossa reviews
When Light Yagami obtained the Death Note and started killing off those he deemed evil as the serial killer Kira, it was up to the World's Greatest Detective and Criminal, Beyond Birthday, to stop him. Unfortunately, he fell in love with him first. BBxLight
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,456 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 7/15/2012 - BB, Light Y.
Summoning the Fairies by FrozenShadowWolf reviews
What if instead of signing the Summoning scroll for the toads, Naruto signed the Fairy scroll. In other words, Fairy Tail. So now Naruto summons the fairy Tail wizards when he gets into dangerouse situations.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,739 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Naruto U., Happy
WHO DID IT? by Inuyonas reviews
Hinata jumped up on the table and pointed out at the crowd of people much like Naruto did in the Chuunin exams. "FESS UP! WHO DID IT?" She screamed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 44 - Words: 44,155 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Crossing Timestreams by SarBrook reviews
A malfunctioning vortex manipulator. A confused girl. Lots of spoilers.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 161,002 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 9/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor
A Different Dursley Family by Lucillia reviews
Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,280 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 2,894 - Follows: 4,229 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Vernon D., Harry P.
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,523 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 2,778 - Follows: 2,324 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Last Chance by Laume reviews
AU. In 1938, Albus Dumbledore heads to a London orphanage to deliver a letter to a muggleborn student, and decides to be reasonable when encountering Tommy Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,567 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 1,951 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Juggling Act by Laura x Tennant reviews
Crack-y oneshot about what life would be like for Rose on a TARDIS with both the Time Lord and part-human Doctors.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/15/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
Capturing Starlight by Shi-koi reviews
What makes a truth; belief, or knowledge? Is Loki a monster because he believes it, or is he one because others believe his race is? Aka: the story where Thor proves his love for his brother, and ropes the Avengers into helping him fix Loki. Also, Odin gets his just desserts.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,281 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Loki, Thor
Quite Contrary by storm101 reviews
AU Riff was never hired by Alexis, though his father's friend did find him a job. Meanwhile, Cain's on the case, tracking down the aristocratic head of a human trafficking ring, but gets a little distracted when he encounters Riff. Five years after they might have met, Riff meets a young woman at a ball, who is certainly not all she appears to be... Eventual R/C, eventual yaoi
Count Cain: God Child - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,793 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Riff R., Cain H. - Complete
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,296 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2008
Tom and Merope by Lucillia reviews
Different ways in which Tom Riddle and Merope Gaunt could have gotten together without a love potion ranging from the tragic to the humorous.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,676 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Tom R. Sr., Merope G.
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 11184 - Favs: 7,993 - Follows: 6,344 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Pot Calling Kettle by secretsofgray reviews
Gothboy and Blondie collide like never before - and, naturally, they become unlikely friends. Sort of. GaaIno. GaaraxIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,430 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Ino Y., Gaara
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,169 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 2,924 - Follows: 2,779 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
The Consequences of Drunken Experiments by Lucillia reviews
Orochimaru creates something that never should have existed while under the influence... A series of unrelated oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y.
crash&burn by secretsofgray reviews
It's funny how one stupid mistake can ruin everything - Naruto's half dead, Sasuke's half a killer, and Sakura's trying desperately to not lose her boys.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,462 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Catch 22 by JanuaryEclipses reviews
Sakura isn’t weak because she lacks strength. She is weak because they protect her. Sakura-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 106,653 - Reviews: 1643 - Favs: 1,968 - Follows: 1,887 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Sakura H.
Ten Swords For Solace by Zephyrus-Prime reviews
A keen blade can be as soothing as a mother's lullaby. Unsheathe me, child, and I will sing for you.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,600 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
As the Sun by dandeliondreams reviews
AU. For a hundred years, the Fire Nation has harried its enemy across lives, deaths, and nations. In the chaos, the Avatar Spirit takes a terrible risk. Being born as the Spirit of the World can't change who you are, but maybe things will work out for the Balance ... Avatar Azula.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,296 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Zuko, Mai, Ty Lee, Azula - Complete
Again and again and again by Knowledge is a powerful tool reviews
Well, no one could fault them for getting a little crazy... timetravel did have its bad sides...too bad they didn't really care. Warning: A crackish team 7 fic! No pairings as of yet. Discontinued, sorry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,499 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Better Off Dead by wingedmercury reviews
When Hinata leaves Konoha, heartbroken but resolute, the last person she expects to see over the rim of her tea cup is him. "You look like you've just seen a ghost," he smirks, and Hinata thinks that some people are just better off dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,768 - Reviews: 1473 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Call me Char by bookworm1137 reviews
The full story of Ella Enchanted from Char's perspective.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,385 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 3/19/2010
Kiss Me by Lost to the Hoping reviews
Has Sasuke lost his mind? Or is he on drugs? Or perhaps it's some sort of mind control? Well, whatever it is, Naruto seems to be paying for it... Join us for some crack-filled yaoi fun in Kiss Me!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,680 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Ablution by velvet-sometimes reviews
Some memories never leave us behind, and the bonds forged between a child and a River God retain remembered strength in paint and dreams. Hope rides the thin edge of a weathered sea shell and the cleansing sting of the ocean spray... A Drabble series
Spirited Away - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 116 - Words: 36,015 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
The Heirs to a Spider's Web by Arysthae reviews
Light Yagami was a bright little child, solving cases for his father from a young age and maintaining A grades in both of his schools. One day, he solves a case he wasn't supposed to; one of L's cases. When L and Watari catch on to his identity, they petition to send him to Wammy's house, with hilarious consequences. Rated T for future chapters.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 77,040 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Light Y.
Gives you Hell by The Crack Fairy reviews
Hidan, a successful writer, has to face a fate worse than death: meet his ex boyfriend at a high school reunion. But don't worry, he has a plan... KakuHidan, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,396 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
5 Hokages by Lucillia reviews
After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things. AU in which a perpetually drunk Madara lives long enough to do his own dirty work in the lead-up to the 4th Shinobi World War and Hashirama and Tobirama's personalities got swapped.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,093 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,801 - Follows: 1,783 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hashirama S., Tsunade S., Madara U., Naruto U.
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 133,199 - Reviews: 2734 - Favs: 4,000 - Follows: 4,138 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Attack of the Minivengers by loki-dokey reviews
That awkward moment when Loki accidentally turns The Avengers and himself - but not Tony - into a four-year-old version of themselves, and is the only one of the children who is actually able to keep his adult brain. The others? …Not so much.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,891 - Reviews: 2158 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 1,604 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
The Willing Descent of Hermione Granger by Serene Pristine reviews
CoS AU - Hermione Granger couldn't waste a book, even a blank diary she didn't remember buying. With a few careless words and whispered secrets, Tom Riddle begins his dark seduction. Observe this tangle of thorns.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,448 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Caught in a Slash by PoisoningPigeonsinthePark reviews
Camelot's trapped in a badly written slash fanfiction, causing momentary gender-bending, plotbunny infestations, banjo-related love triangles, cannibalism, a punctuation purge and all fanfictiondom declaring war on one poor author who just can't splel.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 119,901 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
Luck by yuugiri reviews
They said luck was what happened when preparation met opportunity. That must mean she was just really very unlucky. GaaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,012 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Ino Y., Gaara - Complete
If We Must by Sarah1281 reviews
Ebenezer Scrooge absolutely must be redeemed, everyone agrees on that. He needs it and so does everyone around him no matter *how* reluctant he may be about it. It's a good thing they're not giving him a choice in the matter and have a grisly fate to hold over his head but even so these spirits will need the patience of saints to try to get through to him.
A Christmas Carol - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,982 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Ebenezer Scrooge - Complete
Nidaime Erosennin by Whitewater Alchemist reviews
Everyone's a pervert; some just know how to hide it. Naruto Namikaze, however, never saw the need to hide her unusual tendencies. FemNaru. Slow updates.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,813 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Naruto U., Shisui U.
The Greatest Enemy by Shaay reviews
Being the Fourth Hokage meant he had many enemies. So who did he consider his greatest enemy? SasuxNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,981 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Summoner Nin by the point reviews
Her mother gave her a scroll to sign in blood. A scroll she kept hidden. Years flew by and she found herself signing more and more scrolls in blood. She soon became something even demons feared. Hinata Hyuga, the summoner nin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 146,883 - Reviews: 1809 - Favs: 1,588 - Follows: 1,433 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Hinata H.
The Beautiful Girls by Kyilliki reviews
The end of Breaking Dawn, from the perspective of the Volturi wives. An AU where Didyme lives, written for a request.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Sulpicia, Athenodora - Complete
Creatures of the Darkness by N.V.9 reviews
Sasuke knew he shouldn't have done it. That he should have told someone about him and yet he finds himself unable to as he nurses the injured creature back to health and becomes his friend. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,071 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Blue Moon Moments by Lynx and Banner reviews
Every once in a blue moon, there are moments that take a person completely by surprise. Eventual Science Boyfriends; dark themes.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,537 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
Better With Two by Laura x Tennant reviews
Collection of Ten/Rose oneshots :D x
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 47 - Words: 118,084 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 8/5/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Seven Years of Winter by IronBell reviews
She was a normal person trying to survive the Army when she got caught up in a SHIELD experiment gone wrong. Now with the threat of another realm looming over Earth, her odd, blooming relationship with the God of Mischief doesn't seem so dangerous.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 106,387 - Reviews: 1622 - Favs: 1,865 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Loki - Complete
On the Way to Grandmother's House by Hope E. Kay reviews
One lone tree stood in the middle of the clearing with a cage hanging from a lower branch, a punishment for criminals. She thought to turn and run, but her lantern had already lighted on the cage. And that changed everything. TAKEN DOWN FOR EDITING.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 9/20/2011
An Unexpected Family by bittie752 reviews
A threat against their growing family forces TenII and Rose back to their original universe, ending up in Leadworth in 1988. Being forced to take the slow path and integrate themselves into the timeline will drastically change things for the Eleventh Doctor when he pops back into their lives. Doctor/Rose Rory/Amy Warning; does involve character death
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 122,793 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rory W., Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Team Gai is Family by Sandataba reviews
TGIF Series. A compilation of short stories about Team Gai. Updated, incidentally, on Fridays. Stories 9 & 10: Family and fanaticism
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,611 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Team Gai, Tenten
Adventures of Awkward Steve by complimentarycouture reviews
Awkward moments in the life of Captain America.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,324 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Cell 104 by The Androgynous Alchemist reviews
When Beyond Birthday was told he was having a prison transfer, he had every right to be suspicious. Kira was becoming a household name in Japan, and L was becoming desperate for a solution. How long will L withhold his trust?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,067 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - BB, L
Difficulty Given by Half-Demon-Cali reviews
Natsu seemed determined to make sure she didn't have a love life. At least, that's the conclusion Lucy came to after he'd ruined six of her dates. [Oneshot]
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,548 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
Desirable by xLoveless19 reviews
After being forced into a spiritual séance, Naruto is hunted as prey by a demon that was accidentally summoned into his world. His bad luck, just got a lot worse. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,009 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 68 - Published: 10/13/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Babies Don't GO There! by ShatteredRhapsody reviews
"Kakashi, is there any particular reason why there's a baby sticking out the back of your head?" Part of the Babies on Parade Saga; Kakashi is my next victim.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,148 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Kakashi H.
The Elastic Clause by infinite vertigo reviews
Deidara, the self proclaimed artist, has medical school chasing him. Sasori, the prodigal law student, has his grandmother on his back. And to make things worse, they're shoved into an apartment together. Oh joy. SasoDei KisaIta KakuHida PeinKonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 193,527 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Blonde Jokes by LunaPadma reviews
Every day, Astoria Greengrass comes up to him and tells him another stupid joke. Every day, he doesn't get it. And yet, every day she comes back with a new one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 4,936 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Draco M., Astoria G.
Muggle Studies by LunaPadma reviews
They weren't going to play by her rules. They weren't going to write essays about why Muggles should all die. And if that meant essays about the Man Speedo every so often, so be it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Alecto C., Susan B.
Memory, come hither by Cat In My Fridge reviews
Her earliest memory is of the sea. A story about Thea Greyjoy, heir apparent to Pyke, hostage at Winterfell, archer, ironborn, and a woman. Yes, genderswitched Theon, folks.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,010 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Theon G., Robb S.
Just Another Mission by X-Silent.Echo-X reviews
Wizards and ninja do not mix. So leave it up to Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Ino to get wrapped up as info collectors for another dimension. And of coarse, they get slapped in the middle of everything!R&R!/ Sasu/Ino/Draco , Naru/Saku/Harry narusaku sasuino
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,468 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U.
the flip side by SkywardShadow reviews
Sometimes Shisui wonders how his life got so weird. It probably started when he almost hit the angel with his car. :Itashi: :Sequel to airspace:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,286 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
But What If by MishaRoseTennant reviews
The Doctor and Amy visit a completely random planet, but when Amy wanders off by herself for awhile, she meets another human. Another human who just so happens to be a blond woman. The Doctor thought that it was a useless cause to hope about things that seemed impossible, but what if it wasn't? My version of Season 5 w/ Rose. 11/Rose, Amy/Rory
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,400 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Blue In the Sea of Red by Moto Moon reviews
The Buzz of the tri-wizard tournament. The Malfoys. The Hyuuga. And generally moody wizards... and then there's Hinata, who left Konoha with the chance at living, has partnered up with 2 very red-headed pranksters
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,992 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 3/7/2011 - George W., Hinata H.
Dark Matter by innocent-vessel reviews
No one had ever intentionally hurt her before in her whole life. No one had ever raised a hand against her in violence. The fear of it and the inability to control the situation was just as bad as the pain itself. And it pissed her the fuck off. Cover art by ilosttrackofthings on tumblr. WARNING: Torture. I'm real serious about the M.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,910 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Darcy L., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Golden Flower by Ellynn reviews
While on a trip in Ithilien, Legolas meets someone special, and tries to save her life. Third place on July Teitho contest, theme "Stars".
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,897 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Legolas - Complete
Sand Child by Desert.Moon reviews
Sunako, a girl who controls neither the sand nor her temper very well, longs to see the desert again; but when she's finally given the chance, circumstances change her mind. Even so she and Gaara are forced to return home together—one of them newly-blind.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 81,908 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Gaara, OC - Complete
Captured Moments by Breyvan reviews
A place for all my one shots related to this couple, there will be humor, romance and pain - unless stated otherwise, they do not relate to one another and stand on their own.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,888 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Yoruichi S., Suì-Fēng
Wanted: Responsible Adult by Sarah1281 reviews
After driving his first crush to a nunnery, Romeo swears he'll never love again...until he sees a very pretty girl. So what if she's thirteen? Her family hates him anyway! And Juliet's just glad to get away her really old almost-fiancé, her mother who is determined to add as many greats to grandmother as she can in her lifetime, and her really inappropriate nurse. It's true love.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,492 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Complete
A Meeting of the Minds by BreezeInMonochromeNight reviews
Toni Stark had always been a fan of Bruce Banner's work, ever since she could remember. He was the leading mind in the field of gamma radiation, after all. So naturally, when she finally met him, it wasn't surprising that they'd become close colleagues...and maybe more. Alternate version of Suit of Iron, Heart of Glass. Slightly AU, post-movie fem!TonyxBruce, ScienceBros. No OC.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
The Wee Doctor by thursdayplaid reviews
ChildJohn. AU When John takes a bullet he suddenly finds himself much smaller than he was, erased from his life. He must hold on to who he is in a London that's suddenly too big for him. Crackfic 7% solution
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,401 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Screw Juliet and Cinderella! by contradicting.lines reviews
Rin Kagamine never believed in love or fairy tales. Never. The last thing she wanted in her life was to fall in love, or get swept off her feet. But, what happens when she attended a ball that she didn't even want to go to? Anyone mind giving this a shot? Rin/Len, Teto/Ted, Miku/Mikuo, Neru/Nero, Gumi/Gumo, Miki/Piko, Meiko/Kaito, Luka/Gakupo, and more couples in here.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 78,423 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Rin K., Len K.
Rantings of the Mary Sues by KatelynGibbs reviews
Two 21st century girls end up in the Manga-verse and it takes them a little while to realize this fact. Cue trouble-making, character-mocking, and a lot of attempts to confuse the canon characters. Which really doesn't work on Sebastian. Pure utter crack.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,997 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Sebastian M., Agni
Dragonlike Destiny by Kage no Ryunin reviews
Destiny is a funny thing. When a small aspect is adjusted and Sasuke and Naruto's destinies shift, their lives take a very different turn. A bloody tournament and two boys who look like Gaara in a world where wand waving is the thing to do, to be exact. They can survive, they know that. They are ninja, after all. But can they find and protect what they need most? SasuNaru
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,829 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Sasuke U.
Sibling Rivalry by Lex2995 reviews
Everyone thought that the Kagamine twins were the sweetest kids around. Little did they know behind the cute faces they were devils who loved to ruin people's lives because they found it fun. When Rin proposes a challenge to Len how can he refuse.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 91,976 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Rin K., Len K. - Complete
Narcotic by Volpone reviews
Taken for pleasure; can become powerfully addictive. Akatsuki. Sakura. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,429 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
A Madman's Circus by Shizuka no Taisho reviews
Deep in the woods, hidden in darkness… There it lies, a madman's circus… The ringmaster, with his deadened eyes… Comes welcoming, jaws gaping wide….
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,474 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Light Y., BB - Complete
One Hundred And One Reasons by CherrySmoothies reviews
Looking for screams of agony, slap-stick humor, duels to the death, malicious pranks and weird situations? Fret not! It's all here. And by all, the author means all. Crack-fic. Some AU. Insanity in large doses. Profanity laced. A series of one shots. And the author is planning for an Akatsuki road trip!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,445 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Akatsuki
The Weird and Wonderful World of a Guy Named Matt by Rainbow Fruit Loop reviews
"Yeah, this is me. Matt. Writing a diary, filled with comedy, awkwardness, and total stupidity. It's my thoughts on absolutely everything. Life, love, Mello, and macaroni cheese. You definitely don't want to miss it." Not to be taken seriously.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,629 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Every Denny's in America by Sookie Starchild reviews
Thor and Steve are definitely not hiding in a Denny's restaurant. Because Thor doesn't hide and Steve doesn't run away from his problems.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 92 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
Disagreements by SkywardShadow reviews
Shisui and Itachi didn't agree on everything. A collection of their random arguments and disagreements, from solemn to silly. Series of very short oneshots. Some AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,923 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Howl by Eyes.of.Caliga reviews
The discovery of a mysterious young woman from the woods reopens a heart-breaking legend as old as fifty years.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,041 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Kagome H., Kouga
Captain America's Book of Modern References by charmedallover reviews
Captain America keeps a log book on all the modern references that he has encountered since being M.I.A for 70 years. Come join as he learns today's modern references and terms with the help of his fellow Avengers! Slight crack and OOC-ness. Rated T for language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,270 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Captain America/Steve R.
Red Hair by masruiiiik reviews
"I am your father!" Sasori proclaimed. "What? You are not!" Gaara denied, looking at Sasori with a 'you-belong-in-the-loonie-bin' look. Sasori simply scowled and grabbed at his red locks, "Don't deny the hair!" Crack-fic! Slight SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Gaara, Sasori - Complete
Let's Fall In Love by masruiiiik reviews
The player Sasori falls for an innocent blonde. The non-believer Kakuzu finds himself thinking of a foul-mouthed idiot. Saint-like Kisame falls head-over-heels for a stoic Uchiha and Pain's just trying to move on when Konan breaks up with him. Love sucks. DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,744 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Deidara, Sasori
Candy Cactus by MelaRossa reviews
The cost of working to catch Kira? Just a few brain cells. A series of one-shot drabbles of the task force, L, Light, Misa, and Watari. Will contain BoyxBoy and other pairings .
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - L, Light Y.
stop breathing by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team Seven, back when they were still cute. And sane. And not totally failing. Or fainting. 14. "So should we call you Nasuke or Sasuto?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,087 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Nursery by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Eve had warned him. Snow White, as well. But he listens to neither, so is punished twice-over. SebaCiel.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
The Avengers Time Bomb Initiative by NezumiPi reviews
The Avengers are now a team - sort of - but they're still lost creatures. Set after the movie; contains spoilers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,622 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Tis The Season To Be Douchebags by September Wolves reviews
In which Tony is the king of denial,Steve has a secret valentine.Thor is secretly sleeping with his brother.Clint highfives everyone,pretends to be Cupid and pukes up rainbow glitter.In other words,the avengers go to a theme park on Valentine's Day.CRACK.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,267 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 241 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
A Chimera's Tale by Mystic-Pickle reviews
In amongst the horrors Roy Mustang and his team uncover during a raid, they discover a half-human chimera. RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,223 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Fangirl by Bleeding Jazz Gums reviews
He wasn't kidding when he told the doctor he was a big fan, and he honestly doesn't understand why everybody else isn't, either.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 71 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Dogtags by TwinTrouble reviews
Pet: n. 1. A fit of bad temper or pique. 2. An animal kept for amusement or companionship. 3. Uzumaki Naruto, host of Kyuubi no Kitsune.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,950 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Of Blondes, Toads and Cats by irezel reviews
The Elric Brothers are investigating the rumors of talking-toads that they believe are likely to be more chimeras. As they search they come across a strange, hyper blonde man with golden eyes... Story Idea by Lizeth :
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,373 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Naruto U., Edward E.
Student Warfare by katlou303 reviews
Sakura is a hardworking student president. So violent, disrespectful rule-breaking delinquent new student Gaara is her worst nightmare. But Sakura is determined to stand up to the feared student. Is there more than meets the eye with Gaara? GaaSaku, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,786 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Cool Walls, Warm Thighs by thusspakekate reviews
Hermione isn't pleased to learn that Harry and Draco have a new house guest. There is just something about Pansy Parkinson that drives Hermione crazy. FEMMESLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,185 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Hermione G., Pansy P. - Complete
The Other Variable by fakeasain56 reviews
AU - In a world where Bruce Banner decided to hide his smarts from the world, Tony Stark realizes just how smart he is. It's hide versus strut, and only one can win. TW: Past Child Abuse
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,896 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - [Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
all the world's a stage by deews reviews
Movieverse. It's the Avengers. Only . . . instead of saving the world, they're performing, or not performing, Shakespeare. Because this is actually the sort of thing that goes on in my head. / This is what Phil Coulson gets for going to art school.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,377 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012
She's Somebody's Hero by roxypony reviews
Tony really hates hospitals. Post-Avengers. Whump, Pepperony, and the whole team of Avengers, now all on the same extra-cheesy pizza! Oneshot.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 106 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Naruto of the Sand by CaptainFlye reviews
Across the desert a woman flees her village. Just earlier that year she had been forced to birth a demon, but her next child will not share that fate. What happens when she meets Kakashi coming back from a mission and he takes her to Konoha? FemNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 204,801 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Zombie Plague by wingedmercury reviews
"Temari, there's no such thing as the Zombie Plague," Kankuro mutters. "You're wrong," she rasps. "I'm definitely a plague victim." Her hands tremble as she dry heaves; she would rather die of the Zombie Plague than be pregnant. ShikaTem.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,820 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Love me for Eternity by SkellingtonZero reviews
Gaara is an obsessive killer who spends his days romancing woman then killing them. He sets his sights on Sakura, will she figure him out? Will his family figure out his goal and stop him? Or help him? -L warning character death, language, mature content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 51,771 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Benefits of Amnesia by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
After developing amnesia in Konoha, Hinata is sent back to Suna, unaware of her life there, or that she's married to the Kazekage. GaaraHina, some SasuHina, slight KabuHina and NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,783 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Bound in their Bones (original version) by ladylately reviews
IMPORTANT NOTE: This version of the story will no longer be updated, as the date of last update probably indicates. However, a rewrite of this story will be coming soon! Hopefully, better-plotted. Unfortunately, Darcy couldn't generally shut her mouth, even when it might be the wiser course of action. Such as in the presence of a supervillain.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,114 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Darcy L., Loki
Sick Fic by LittlePippin76 reviews
Sick Fics are my guiltiest pleasure. I've read many, so if you've written one, you've inspired me. This is my take on how I think Sherlock would react to a poor poorly John. Characters are not mine. Have fun.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 121,000 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Tears of an Angel by Koldrian reviews
Voldemort had another Horcrux. Nineteen years later he returned. In 2047, Harry Potter and Luna Lovegood, the two remaining human beings on Earth send sixty minutes of memories each to their younger selves. Not really time travel but definitely AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 76,048 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Harry P., Luna L.
And This Is Why You're A Stupid by Ratt9 reviews
A collection of Death Note rants by different characters regarding things the creators did to them. Generally drabble-ish.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 10,546 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 11/15/2011
Without Naruto by Lucillia reviews
Team 7 and the rest of the world for that matter have to go on without Naruto when he falls in battle on the bridge in Wave.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,528 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Girlfriend Agreement by partbritishtowhead reviews
Their first kiss is accidental. Their second is experimental. Their third? Well, I'll let you figure that one out for yourself. Leonard moves back to NJ, and Penny copes with his absence by moving in with Sheldon. Oh, the humanity.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 66,480 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Among the Comets and the Stars by Daughter of the Bomb reviews
A lonely Darcy witnesses a meteor crashing towards Earth. Chaos ensues. Will eventually be Darcy/Loki.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,498 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Darcy L., Loki
The Contest of Deep Dark Secrets by Ratt9 reviews
Light proposes a contest where everyone has to write down their embarrassing secrets, and everyone tries to figure out which secret goes to whom. Who chased clowns with forks? Who draws themselves wearing bras? Who has a Barney the Dinosaur obsession?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,473 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - L, Light Y.
Gilgalad is an Elvenking by Erwen Brogiel reviews
An elvish drinking game which consists of singing about how everyone, from Celebrimbor to Elbereth, is in love with Gil-galad. Yes, it's weird.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Gil-Galad - Complete
Seishun Kyosokyoku by Kyogre reviews
Oneshot. AU. Orochimaru takes a genin team. That poor, poor man. 17 moments of spring.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 82 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
OMFG! WTF! A Romantic, Violent Comedy by wingedmercury reviews
NaruSaku, NaruSasu, SasuSaku- NaruSakuSasu? OMFG! WTF! A romantic comedy starring various constellations of Team 7's star-crossed lovers. Het, yaoi, a love triangle, a threesome? You have been warned! Much smexy-ness! Full summary inside!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,601 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Cliche' by The General Electric reviews
Start with one part Cliche, mix in an attempt to make redeemable characters out of the cast and just a dash of misplaced humour and a pinch of domestic conspiracy and drown that puppy in Sakura hate. Because it's just that kind of Cliche.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,999 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
A Day in the Life by Ada Kensington reviews
Uchiha Sasuke keeps a diary during his employment at Otogakure Enterprises. A great, big bucket of moreish crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 427,567 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru
Warping Circumstances by Deritine reviews
AU Post HBP. DH semi-compliant: The horcruxes are destroyed- the bits of soul latched on to Harry's own. But killing himself only sends Harry to an alternate dimension, this one desperately vulnerable to the dark soul he carries.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,503 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Defiance by love comes and goes reviews
I had already defied the law of the universe by becoming the first female Werewolf in existence. I didn't see why not becoming romantically involved with my imprint seemed like such a big deal - even if it was Jacob Black. Follows Canon Events.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,665 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Leah, Jacob
A Study in Magic by Vixit reviews
When Albus Dumbledore shows up at Baker Street with strange demands and baby-filled picnic baskets, Sherlock Holmes is less than thrilled. Featuring Detective!Harry, Competent!Quirrell, and the world's only private consulting detective. No slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,805 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 1,809 - Follows: 1,215 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock Holmes - Complete
One Sentence by highflyer101 reviews
Each significant Harry Potter character summed up in one sentence.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Complete
Doppelganger by Hopeblossom reviews
When you meet your doppleganger, you are destined to die soon. But, maybe it doesn't always happen like that. How is one supposed to spot a doppleganger? And if we are all somebody's doppleganger...How do we know that we aren't killers ourselves?
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,392 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Rin K., Len K. - Complete
The Life and Times of Tenten: a Kunoichi by GirlCrushonAli reviews
Tenten's story as she goes through kunoichi life, starting with her interaction with her friends. Each chapter can be read as stand alone, but they'll be connected. Eventually maybe a NejiTen with Sasuke thrown in for fun. R&R, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,706 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Tenten, Neji H.
Final Riddles by Recipe reviews
When you cast an Unforgivable, you have to mean it. Feel it, breathe it... and Ginevra, I'm still alive. GWTR - A time travel story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,084 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
HinaShikaTo Chronicles: Seize The Day by xxYou-shall-be-my-Squishyxx reviews
Naruto, Hinata, Shikamaru,&Genma-sensei? Yup! "So I'm stuck with a girl who is afraid of her shadow,a boy who probably finds breathing to troublesome,&an obnoxious brat who's obviously not gonna be any sort of useful on any stealth mission." Meet team 13
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,622 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
5 times Karin cried in front of Sasuke by Kanae-88 reviews
Oneshot. She was utterly and completely alone, and that is how he finds her. SasuKarin, pre-shippuuden.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Karin, Sasuke U. - Complete
You're Not Dead! by pokeyspot reviews
CRACKFIC! What is Draco like behind closed doors? Well you're about to find out. Beware!... Poor Harry... CRACKFIC!... mostly...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,994 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
something of a start by Kanae-88 reviews
Maybe there was more to Uchiha Sasuke than just a pretty face and a shitty attitude, after all. Dark SasuKarin, set pre-shippuuden. -Oneshot-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,407 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Karin, Sasuke U. - Complete
Our Truth by S. Muffin reviews
REVISED 01 JUNE 2012. MinaKushi. 20 truths. Kushina is fiercely independent, but without Minato by her side she just isn't whole; she is merely half.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Jealous by TestifyGenius reviews
Loki/Darcy Week fic. Prompt: Jealousy
Thor - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Gym Shorts by living on reviews
"Don't worry," Mikoto chided to Fuigaku, "You can intimidate the teacher in the comfort of our lovely home, behind closed doors and without Itachi's ear near. After all, you don't want to scar our child, do you?" KisaIta WARNING: Ephebophilia
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,462 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Oblivious by Aryndiel reviews
Natsu just won't take a hint, even when it's less of a hint and more like a glowing neon sign flashing in front of his face. Not that anyone else in the guild is much better.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/15/2012 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] [Levy M., Gajeel R.] - Complete
Daddy Issues by The Lady Avaritia reviews
Orochimaru always brought out the worst in her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Anko M. - Complete
Seriously, Don't Ask an Avenger by NezumiPi reviews
The Avengers write for an advice column. Want to ASK AN AVENGER? Submit your questions today!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012
Art of the Reasoner by Tellytubby101 reviews
A world in which Sherlock is an artist, not a detective. Though that doesn't mean he can't help solve crimes. AU.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,626 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Blessings and Curses by WhoMe-2 reviews
A trip to a planet in crisis has life-altering consequences for the Doctor and Rose, and the strength of their relationship is put to the test. **4th in the Falling Slowly series**
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 105,865 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Rag and Bone Shop by Quillslinger reviews
A collection of brief, largely unconnected stories about Itachi and Shisui. Some will be short, others long. Quite a few will be AUs. Needless to say, there will be slash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,448 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Itachi U., Shisui U.
Opposite ends of the spectrum by Ambyrawrawr reviews
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate - Sigmund Freud. Rated M for yaoi and language.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 43,531 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Knockers by Lucillia reviews
Just one of the many ways in which Voldemort's resurrection ritual at the end of GOF could go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Xylophone of Gondor by QueenSword reviews
Meet Elizabeth, who believes that a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. "How many Stewards does it take to change a light bulb? None. Gondor has no light bulbs. Gondor needs no light bulbs" Eventually Boromir/OC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,456 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Boromir - Complete
In the Wrong Hands by vanila-chan reviews
When the wrong people are given the ability to time travel... Rated T to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Hiruzen S., Orochimaru - Complete
Forever and Forever Farewell by theredrobin reviews
Hazel Grace Lancaster, your story was not over yet.
Fault in Our Stars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Hazel L. - Complete
Meddling by love comes and goes reviews
Somehow, the idea of Kakashi having a girlfriend seemed impossible.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Kakashi H., Anko M.
Sleepwalking by love comes and goes reviews
In which Ino wakes up one morning and finds herself in the arms of one Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,134 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Ino Y., Naruto U.
On Stalking by WingedWolf121 reviews
Erik is trying to convince himself he isn't stalking Charles Xavier. Thus far, he's failing. College!Au, featuring the Avengers
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,924 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
That Rotating Thing That Holds Condiments by Lucillia reviews
Team 7's Mary-Sue seems slightly...defective.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sins of the Past by Dlvvanzor reviews
The alarm clock met an untimely death that morning at 4:30 when it had the audacity to try to awaken Mello. I, on the other hand, had been up for hours. MxM, Matt POV, Complete.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,156 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Last Will and Testament of Fred Weasley by Rainremember reviews
Life was never the same again for the Weasleys, as a dearly loved member was suddenly taken away in the war. But when George uncovered a stack of parchments left behind by his twin, things might just be a little better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,734 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Stripped by Mihzuki reviews
CU, alternate ending. A story told in perfect drabbles. Kagome and Kouga get stuck in the rain and the InuCru is nowhere in sight. Unexpected attraction develops and fluff abounds. Waffy. Bring your toothbrush. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 14,693 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Kagome H., Kouga - Complete
Because She Told Me To by Hyaroo reviews
Neville makes a shocking discovery about Luna Lovegood and learns that genuine trouble doesn't always have to involve Death Eaters. FEMMESLASH, takes place during HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,494 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
College Essay by Ratt9 reviews
It should come as no surprise to Light that the most embarrassing and disastrous family dinner of his life was caused in its entirety by none other than L, which he tries to explain in his college essay on his final exam. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Light Y., L - Complete
Suicide on the Line by Teiden reviews
Sasori is a suicide hotline operator who didnt expect much of his job. But when a depressed teen named Deidara calls his line, he falls into a twisted plot. Trying to pull Deidara out of the dark world of the city, can things stay stable? SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 170,729 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Sasori, Deidara
Well Accessorized by Jordanna Morgan reviews
Anything men can do, Hawkeye can do better - even out of uniform.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
The New Akatsuki by Mew I is Dinosaur reviews
The Akatsuki are gone. They died, or so eveyone thinks. What if Hinata finds an Akatsuki member? What if she joins? What if someone finds out?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,544 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Hinata H., Akatsuki
I Dare You by AnonymouslyStupid reviews
Soichiro Yagami enters the Kira Investigation Headquarters only to find Light behaving like L, and L behaving like Light.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,516 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
In The Name Of by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Slowly, Sasuke forgets what 'living' is. Oneshot. Post-Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,872 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sasuke U. - Complete
In The Wings Embrace by TheTwilightWarrior reviews
LenxRin. In the wings of a downy vulture, nothing becomes everything. *Story better than summary* NO TWINCEST!
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Len K., Rin K.
An Obnoxiously Long Way to Say Something So Simple by hamxham reviews
100. Until the end. A collection of 100 hundered-word drabbles for the Kagamines. SERIES COMPLETE. *Extra #1 now up!*
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 21,461 - Reviews: 2119 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
Ma copie, mon amour by MelaRossa reviews
A series of memories of the pain and beauty of Beyond Birthday, and his copy, L. Oh, was it the other way around? My mistake... BBxL
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,460 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 9/11/2011 - BB, L - Complete
Bringing Sexy Back by the hanging tree reviews
L thinks he's bringing sexy back. The Task Force thinks he's delusional. Well, except for Light. L/Light. CRACK.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2012 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 1978 - Favs: 5,742 - Follows: 3,392 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Confessions by Clubbed2Death reviews
Parody/Humor Sakura and Ino use Naruto as a delivery boy for their confessions to Sasuke... but they forgot one important thing about their letters. Their names. Shonen-Ai joke, no real pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
PITCH by uberneko-zero reviews
L is a reclusive detective who takes his job seriously. Too seriously, in fact. Once he takes note of how neglected and stagnant his life truly is, he decides to make some changes. Challenges arise through an unanticipated meeting. AU
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 257,928 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 6/21/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Dear L by VG Jekyll reviews
Dear L, you totally suck. Sincerely, Kira. (set on Completed, for I haven't had any inspiration for this one in months. Guess it is time to move on. Sorry guys.)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 32 - Words: 15,133 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Little Problem of Virginity by Silver Moon Lit Forest reviews
You have to lose it sometime. Kiba just can't believe who Naruto wants to lose it to.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,417 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
In The Eyes by RC Mason reviews
Sasuke did nothing as Hinata climbed into his bed, settling herself in a comfy position next to him. But why should he? They've been living together since his family's massacre, since the Hyuuga have taken him in. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,339 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Modern Technology by WingedWolf121 reviews
The X-men of First Class have acquired facebook. Contains gross historical inaccuracy, references to Disney, Charles/Erik, and trolling. Unadulterated crack.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Complete
The Father, Son, and Boyfriend by kuristina reviews
Minato would do anything for his son's happiness and wellbeing. Travel out of the country? As long as he had company, sure. Donate an organ? If it would save his son's life, of course! But approving of his son's new boyfriend? Now he just wasn't so sure..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 84,267 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Honey by Ratt9 reviews
A late-night conversation with L results in Matsuda being licked in the face. Fluff. Re-uploaded and significantly edited from the previous version, Fiat Justicia Ruat Caelum.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2011 - L, Matsuda T. - Complete
Under One Roof by Sarapsys reviews
Wammy's House, in 60 patchworked ficlets from the perspectives of students and staff. Interquel of Sins of the Father.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 108,803 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Near, Mello - Complete
Replacement Teachers? by tenshi-no-akuma-81 reviews
Things in Hogwarts take an unexpected turn as the Hogwarts teachers are replaced with 12 ninjas. Meanwhile Snape is cursing the heat and the flies in the Fire Country. And here Harry thought his previous teachers were a handful.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,471 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011
Let's All Be Friends Together by Sashocirrione reviews
Misa pledged her friendship to him when she didn't know he was L, and Light formed a strong bond with L while chained to him. Now both Kiras have a strange scheme to convert L to their side and create a threesome relationship in the process.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,678 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Margins by Tierfal reviews
A collection of short, isolated pieces venturing into various pairings, places, circumstances, tones, humors, ratings, and contexts. Gleefully spoiler-ridden.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,612 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 8/17/2008 - L, Light Y.
Akatsuki Christmas Carols by gonyonomaru reviews
A collection of Akatsuki Christmas carols! Have you ever heard 'Itachi the Emo Ninja' or 'Orochimaru is coming to town? How about 'Deidera the Terrorist? Well, they are much more... 'magical' than our classic carols. Warning: slight crack.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Naruto's Quirks by mapplepie reviews
We all know anime/manga Naruto's known as an idiot. Now, how about something different? Let's give him a new quirk, shall we? What about a REALLY ramen obsessed Naruto? A super-negative-emo Naruto? A Kakashi-must-die Naruto? Each chap, different quirk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,960 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Near Death Experiences by Electric Splatter reviews
When Shikamaru and Temari are caught in an enemy's trap with seemingly no escape, Temari decides to throw caution to the wind and make her last moments interesting. Then to both of their surprise they're saved by their comrades. Temari's embarrassed; Shikamaru's confused. Things will never be the same. Shikamaru/Temari
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,115 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Two Birds Of A Feather by alb925 reviews
That year we both realized that we had a lot more in common than we thought and over time we both began to have feelings for each other. Some people would say this is due to hormones, but personally, I believe the Nargles must be behind it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,985 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Ain Melir Den Urui by Thranduil Oropherion Redux reviews
After witnessing an unfortunate incident on the slopes of Mount Orodruin, Elrond and Thranduil must escape Mordor disguised as females. And that's only the start of their problems. Elrond; Thranduil; Caleborn; Celebrian; Galadriel. Rated T for innuendo
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,568 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Elrond, Thranduil
Perfection by hinatafan711 reviews
Hinata gets a phsyc. evaluation from Ibiki after her almost kidnapping; which leads to her becoming his apprentice at age four.This is the story of Hinata's change from a small scared girl to one of the strongest ninja in all the nations. Strong Hinata RR
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,192 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Hinata H.
The Babysitter by Daydreamer79 reviews
Itachi Uchiha doesn't need or want a babysitter. His parents don't agree and employ Kisame Hoshigaki to do the job. This means war.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
To Despise A Fangirl by DeafeningSilence1317 reviews
You'll never guess what Sakura did. Now, Itachi, Shisui, and the rest of the noble Uchiha clan are on the prowl... And you can bet they're pretty ticked off. Non-massacre. No incest. Summary fail. AU. Rated T for multiple reasons that I wish not to list.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,058 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Flying High by show.me.the.stars reviews
Time will be rewritten. SiriusHermione. [indefinite hiatus]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 141,831 - Reviews: 2213 - Favs: 1,784 - Follows: 2,131 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Shedding by Serena-Chan reviews
When Orochimaru agreed to take Anko on as his protege he was excited about the potential the young girl possesed . However, her personality...not so much. He trains the girl and they bond, but as a snake's skin becomes useless...it sheds and moves on
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,294 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Anko M., Orochimaru
Ten Things I Hate About You by Hatter of Madness reviews
Sirius writes a list of reasons why he hates Remus. And as luck would have it, Remus happens to stumble upon it... slash. Remus/Sirius. Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Things Not Broken by The Lady Avaritia reviews
With that one dashing smile, he promises her the world drowned in ebony decay, and all the beautiful things out of her reach, if only she would devote her soul to him. For Hinata, it was as good a price as any.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Hinata H., Orochimaru - Complete
Never Want To Close My Eyes by N.V.9 reviews
Sasuke avoids touch as much as possible. If he touches someone he can tell how they will die... So why when he touched Naruto couldn't he see a thing? COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,017 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mentally Yours by Numia reviews
Full Summary inside Because of his split personality, Naruto is sent to the Konoha Mental Institution. There, he becomes the victim of the sneaky, aggressive pyscopath: Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,030 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Misunderstood Hickeys by yourstruly247 reviews
When a hickey appears on Sakura's neck, how will everyone react? More importantly, how will the person who gave it to her react?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,654 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I Heard The World by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
AU. A different world, a familiar war. Kururugi Suzaku wages a crusade against the Empire of Japan to free Brittania. Lelouch Lamperouge disguises himself in a mask to atone for a terrible crime. Kouzuki Kallen and her brother Naoto are the Japanese Empire's new hope. Shirley Fenette seeks vengeance for all she has lost. The future can only accept one vision of justice, my friend.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 219,410 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K., Kallen S., Shirley F.
Sarcasm is one more service we offer by Fayth3 reviews
Rose and the Doctor get locked in a cell and locked in a battle of wits... pity only one of 'em's armed.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
If Bella Were Sane by The One Called Demetra reviews
The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 2,757 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Routine by Rel reviews
A series of drabbles revolving around Shino and TenTen while they're on a diplomatic mission together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 13,582 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Shino A., Tenten
Into Your Gravity by sockyferret reviews
When Luna makes a terrible mistake and ends up in a time she never imagined she'd been in, what will happen before she gets back? And what will she do when she realizes that Tom Riddle is in her year? Rated M for language, some violence, & sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 62,544 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Some Books Are Just Meant To Be Burned by Ratt9 reviews
Light won't fall for L's tricks. That doesn't mean L isn't going to try. Eventual romance?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/15/2011 - L, Light Y.
Beautiful Disaster by Dlvvanzor reviews
When it becomes apparent that touching the Death Note isn't the only way to regain memories, L must do the impossible to save the one he loves. But with Mello and Near disappearing and an addictive Death Note... LxL, Light POV. Character death. REWRITE.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 49 - Words: 117,349 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Oasis in the Sand by PeregrineFlight reviews
Sakura is sent by Naruto to spend a year in Suna training the medic-nin there, she arrives to chaos, but soon finds peace in the desert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,441 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Come Full Circle by Airyo reviews
It's been a while. Outside these walls, she had learned to hold her head high as she walked, but the home of her earlier self folded around her like too thick a blanket and Hinata found herself unconsciously lowering her gaze. ItaHina, Complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 86,403 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
Something to Protect or the Endless Circle of Life by Lady Arabella Malfoy reviews
Sesshomaru revives a human woman - a copy of Kagura in face and character, and leaves her, thinking he'll never see her again. But Fate thinks otherwise. They meet again and thus begins their journey of discovery and fulfilling of their destinies.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,504 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Sesshomaru, Kagura - Complete
Trip the Light Fantastic by firefly reviews
Being forced to choose between remedial dance lessons and probation is one thing, but it's another thing altogether when your dance partner is someone you can't stand. Neji. Ino. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,877 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 114 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Neji H., Ino Y.
Dire Straits by katachresis reviews
Taking a secret to your grave is overrated. Arthur/Merlin preslash, can be read as mostly gen
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Child of Rapine by Lonerofthepack reviews
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair... A retelling of the classic tale, where evil isn't perhaps as wicked as at first it might appear, and secrets are the currency of the day. Rated M for eventual sexual relations and mentions of homosexuality
Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 74,765 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Complete
Those Damned Gloves by readergrl56 reviews
They were old, they were ugly, and they were making her confused. God, how Ino hated Shikamaru's gloves. AU InoXShikamaru. Other minor pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,723 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Hungary's Guide to Successful Original Characters by Satan's Sweeties reviews
If your characters have been labeled Mary-Sues and you don't know why, or you just want to avoid making one in the first place, step inside for some hot chocolate, a cookie, and advice from none other than me, the ultimate fangirl – Hungary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,547 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Hungary
Sunshine by Airplane reviews
Rapunzel would rather rip her life apart by herself than live in fear that someone will take it from her.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,880 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Stockholm by Rurouni Star reviews
-HG/BZ- No one can really force you to do anything. But they can make you want to do it yourself, if they're good enough. Blaise Zabini is awfully good.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
The Akatsuki Wars by WhiteOranges reviews
Miranda and Jess, daughter of Pein and daughter of Madara. This two best friends are more hyper than Tobi himself. They have one goal, to disgrace the worlds most feared organization every day.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,236 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Nagato, Madara U. - Complete
Jackets by dreamer.at.heart reviews
"They're not OK, and they wish they weren't alright with that." Team 8's jackets and the wounds they hide.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Dryad by CerealK reviews
Asuma had known that fey, otherworldly things lived under Whitewood trees... but nothing could have prepared him for the beautiful, mysterious boy who had saved him while was lying upon magical tree roots... and dying.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,369 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Asuma S., Shikamaru N. - Complete
No Limes, Lemons, Oranges, or Pomelos by wingedmercury reviews
When Naruto and the gang finally get wi-fi in Konoha, they are appalled by what they see and decide to write their own fanfic. Hilarity—and fanfic war—ensues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,168 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Complete
Swapped! by TotalTownie reviews
-HIATUS- Ino is coming up with a new jutsu - one that allows her to swap around the personalities of people whose first names begin with the same letter. However, she doesn't realise it actually works, and how strongly too...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Ino Y.
Strange Bedfellow by Cerveza reviews
Kakashi/Anko. Sometimes Kakashi still found it surprising to find the dango-eating monster sleeping soundly next to him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Kakashi H., Anko M. - Complete
Misconceptions by Rel reviews
As a child Shino encounters someone in the Aburame compound...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Shino A., Shibi A. - Complete
Reasons Why by Captain Kork reviews
Reasons why Naruto will always be better than Twilight. Co-written by Takeo Moramushi Warnings- language and suggestive coments, and the continuous mentioning of Kakashi's books
Crossover - Naruto & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,092 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Complete
Bottled Up by Scintazzle reviews
"You're just like that knife." "Are you calling me dull …?" And a fist was planted right in the kisser. He tried to praise her, but could never find the right words. Nejiten oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Gordian Knot by Gargantua reviews
When entrusted with the power of the multiverse, it sometimes helps to have a user manual. Rose makes a wish that has unexpected consequences.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,655 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/25/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Why We Kiss by SmilesLasting reviews
There are many reasons for kissing Uchiha Sasuke. SasuSaku drabble collection.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 12,748 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
All The Wonder That Would Be by Bedelia reviews
The night before Bill and Fleur's wedding, Hermione receives a mysterious gift that allows her to change the future. She can't save everyone, and every action has consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,751 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Hermione G., Bill W. - Complete
after by ink-stained dreams reviews
"Happily Ever After" is the prettiest of lies. Poem.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2011
The Proposition by Adelle-chan reviews
Neji has a proposition for Tenten, that leaves the whole team and the Hyuuga Household stunned.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,899 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Tenten, Neji H.
The Crime by living on reviews
I felt my eyes roll before I deadpanned at him. "I'm here on a date that my best friend set up for me because I have no life." KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
I Quirk You by living on reviews
Sometimes, it's okay to go ahead and just ask the horrid question of 'Why do you do that' KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Inquiries of the Repetitve Sort by living on reviews
Repeating the question and acting angry will always get the whore to agree. KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Rosemary Mint by living on reviews
It is easy to forget the truth; if you play along. SasuNaru/NaruSasu Warning: DEATH
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mistakes Three by living on reviews
To obeying the boss's son, all you need is a little push. To fall into his trap, all you need is a little shove. To learn to love him, all you need is little mistakes three. KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Secret Liberation by Spunkalovely
She hates that the more she holds onto the memory, the more it slips away.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Alice L.
Subtlety is Overrated by bamsaidthelady reviews
Sirius and the twins join forces to ensure that even the most frustratingly imperceptive residents of Grimmauld Place see what's right in front of their eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Caller IDK by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Sir, is your refrigerator running?" "It was, but then I broke both it's legs." In which Ino and Sakura discover the joy of prank calling.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
The Red Spade by Medusa Q reviews
A twisted Vocaloid adaption of 'Little Red Riding Hood' - She headed to the woods to look for her grandmother, but what she didn't expect was to fall in love with the one who had almost eaten her up. - Len/Rin, Werewolf!Len.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,811 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Len K., Rin K.
The Random Factor by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
Behind a secret door, there is a being of whimsy and mystique. Open that door and anything can happen, anything at all. A storehouse of wonder and mad ideas, take a peek inside, if you dare. No two adventures are the same and it's still not mine.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,421 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 6/23/2008
Easier Said Than Done by obsidianLight16 reviews
It's winter and Deidara has taken a liking to a certain sweet beverage. Sasori dares say Deidara's liking is borderline on obsession. It's up to him and his friends to separate the blonde from his cocoa for an entire week. No one said it would be easy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,414 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
She Always Loves Him by IfweDieYoung reviews
Neville doesn't need to have reassurence that his mother loves him. For the "Mommy Loves You Child" Challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Alice L., Neville L. - Complete
Heart of the Wolf by 1412 karasu reviews
Insanity is strange in its own right, especially when one is not born with it. To the casual observer, it came with media fame. To Rei, it was when the wolves left their forests. Rei's decline into insanity from the very beginning. T for violence.
Doubt/ダウト - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Rei H. - Complete
Falling Slowly by WhoMe-2 reviews
Temporarily separated from the TARDIS, the Doctor and Rose must adjust to living life on Earth while struggling with their feelings for each other, which are becoming much harder to ignore. Pre-Doomsday, and eventually AU after Doomsday. **1st in the Falling Slowly series**
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 83,944 - Reviews: 1106 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Awkward Commentary by Ratt9 reviews
"You know, Mr. Yagami, your son has a very good body for a 17-year-old." Oneshot/Drabble.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2011 - L, Soichiro Y. - Complete
Experiment by Ratt9 reviews
"Has Raito-kun ever kissed a man?" Short oneshot/Drabble. Yaoi.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Quite Simply, It's The Soap by Ratt9 reviews
"What the hell possessed you to book us a room at the crappiest hotel in Japan?" Drabble.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
All The Bells And Whistles by Myrddin Emrys The Third reviews
Itachi has decided to claim Sakura, using an old bonding method that hasn't been in practice for years. How will Sakura take this, and what will happen when the bonding is contested by another? Non-massacre, Rated M for multiple lemons. On hiatus, might discontinue and delete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,617 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.]
Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki by LinzRW reviews
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 218,553 - Reviews: 2660 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
A Merman's Song by Undercover Godmother reviews
I heard that it was Luka's birthday soon, and that vocaloidotaku decided the theme was 'Fairy Tales.' So I mashed together Vocaloid with The Little Mermaid. Gakupo is a merman with a song. Luka is the princess he falls in love with.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,724 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Gakupo K./Gackpoid, Luka M. - Complete
Descent to Madness by DustyDreamer reviews
A girl wanders where she should not... she skirts the side of darkness every day. Eventually DM/LL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,782 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Luna L., Draco M.
Flour Baby by Dlvvanzor reviews
Belatedly, Watari realized that giving Light and L a bag of flour and telling them to take care of it for one week to prove that they could handle a puppy, might not have been the best idea of which the genius inventor had ever conceived. Complete.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
All Along the Watchtower by NezumiPi reviews
A series of vignettes expanding the story of the First Class movie, mostly focused on the relationship between Charles and Erik. Philosophy, agony, sarcasm, profanity. *The ONLY story on FFN to include the phrase "Quit reading my torso." I checked. *
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,530 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
His Introduction by Daughter of the Bomb reviews
Erik after he failed to lift the submarine. Erik/Charles if you squint.ONESHOT.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Konoha Village Theater: Romeo and Juliet by single girl seeks good pizza reviews
Kakashi tries his hand at stage directing. A bored Akatsuki comes to watch. Several young shinobi perform on-stage against their will. This can't end well. anti-SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,957 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
The Numb by FaylinnNorse reviews
"...when the warm blood falls upon your feet they will grow together again, and form into a fish's tail, and you will be once more a mermaid, and return to us to live out your three hundred years..." So she did.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Complete
Operation Hogwarts by HounouNiTsubasa reviews
Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, and Kakashi are sent to Hogwarts to do two things: protect Harry Potter and bring Orochimaru back to Konoha, dead or alive. Takes place during the Triwizard Tournament, Fourth year.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,812 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010
The Two Of Us by QuoteMyFoot reviews
A collection of oneshots in the 20 Truths format. Creative licence will be used to the full. 15: Jiraiya never had children. But then again, he did have Minato, and that was enough.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,181 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Jiraiya, Minato N.
26 Days by infinite vertigo reviews
Spend 26 days with me at the Hyuuga summer house. 26 letters, 26 days. One activity each day starting with a letter, in alphabetical order. By the end, I guarantee you will be falling for me. NejiTen AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 119,596 - Reviews: 2135 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Romeo and Cinderella by Sexy-Whales reviews
Rin is a noble who has recently turned eighteen and has never had someone special in her life. But will all of that change when she begins to see a mysterious boy in the town below? Rated T for some language, romance, and horror.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,820 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
Goblet of Fire, Harry's Way by mapplepie reviews
Harry's annoyed of having been bound to participate in the Triwizard Tournament he didn't even want. Why does he have to care? He's getting out of it whether you judges like it or not. What's the safest way to get out of this ... ? Think outside the box.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,672 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Ludo B. - Complete
Little Marionette by Kimiosiki reviews
A strange revelation to Konoha might prove to Sakura that Sasori is not as dead and gone as she might hoped.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Sasori, Sakura H.
Sakine Syndrome by fukuji mihoko reviews
The old Meiko unit was unpopular, so Crypton remodels her to be cuter, younger, nicer; a vast improvement. But Kaito liked the old Meiko more- and he'll do anything to get her back. :Kaito/Meiko, vague Miku/Master:
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,660 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Meiko S., Kaito S. - Complete
Theodore by LunaPadma reviews
Her name wasn't Syrena. What kind of mermaid name was that? And, yeah, she might not eat the preacher right now, but she's only doing that because clearly she is trying to even the score. She's in debt. Duh. And no, not even she believes that.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Syrena, Philip - Complete
Pissing a Rainbow by mapplepie reviews
Part 1 of PaR. In which Naruto is pissing a rainbow, Sakura is quite possibly from the future, Sasuke is a horrible actor, and Kakashi is confused and utterly ignored. Crack-fic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Unknowing Victim by Tellytubby101 reviews
Sherlock unknowingly said something revealing at a crime scene. Before or after he was discussing his and John's sex life? One shot. Warnings for mention of childhood sexual assault.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Perfect Creature by Nilahxapiel reviews
After a tragedy, Light is left fatherless at the age of two, and raised by a broke single mother in a bad part of town. Existing for survival alone wears hard on a boy. Brains don't mean much when they're splattered on the pavement. Eventual Yaoi.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,601 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Light Y., L
Geniuses of Hard Work by froznfox72 reviews
Might Guy trades Neji and Tenten to take Naruto and Hinata on his team. Can he take this group of misfits and turn them into a team of geniuses...or will he be forced to give up wearing spandex forever? Naruhina LeexAyame
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 258,843 - Reviews: 1705 - Favs: 2,637 - Follows: 1,501 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
These Chains That Bind Us by Ratt9 reviews
Many problems arise when you handcuff together a sugar-crazy detective and a mass murderer with a god complex. Can be seen as friendship or slash. Chapter 2: Sleep.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - L, Light Y.
Hand in Hand by LuxaLucifer reviews
Ibiki sighed, running his hand across his face. Breaks just didn't seem to exist...except when Anko was involved.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Ibiki M., Anko M. - Complete
Itachi Facts by violinmana reviews
Superman is scared of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is scared of Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Itachi U.
Glass by Cynefrid reviews
A sad little retelling of Snow White. Narrated by the mirror.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Complete
Just Rory by Philote reviews
Wherein Rory is a perfectly competent nurse and the Doctor makes a lousy patient.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Rory W., 11th Doctor - Complete
Borderline Insanity by Ookami Tsubasawa reviews
Hinata's father locked her in an asylum as a child, leaving her with murderers and the mentally unstable. But she'd still wait for him, because someday he'd come back for her, right? Until then, she was at the mercy of those she was trapped with.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Hinata H., Gaara
Start Spreading the News by paynesgrey reviews
Darcy and Loki have an announcement to make. CRACK. ONE-SHOT. Darcy x Loki. This will not be continued.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/8/2011 - [Darcy L., Loki] - Complete
Finding Me by PeregrineFlight reviews
KakaSaku oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Dancing With Death by homesweethomicide13 reviews
They met over a homicide case. They regularly fight over a homicide case. But just as a cop needs laws and the law needs cops, Kakuzu and Hidan need each other, whether they like it or not. AU KakuHida- NOW A SERIES.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,790 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Love Me Bitterly, Loathe Me Sweetly by Sariniste reviews
Bad-boy Ichigo Kurosaki doesn't return Orihime's crush, so she decides to date someone safer: a harmless nerd in her math class named Sousuke Aizen. Little does she know what she's getting into. AU. Prequel to Triangle of Immortality. AiHime. Complete.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 125,312 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - [Orihime I., S. Aizen] Ichigo K. - Complete
you look so fine by Michi the Killer reviews
"Losing his virginity was a bloody good time; waking up the next morning, however, next to a man's ribcage - that was a bloody bad time." Draco is a Veela and Harry is his mate. Crack!Horror. Dark humor abounds. One-shot, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,051 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Missionary and the Mermaid by Enchantable reviews
As difficult as it was for her to be saved by a human, it was even harder for him be saved by a creature he previously had not thought existed.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,582 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Syrena, Philip - Complete
Stay Beautiful by Princess Kitty1 reviews
-AU- One victim, one smoking gun, and an unforgettable stormy night with one gorgeous songstress. Has the overconfident detective Ulquiorra Cifer finally met his match?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,880 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Of paperwork, torturers, and spontaneous marriages by The Lady Avaritia reviews
'I'm sorry, Anko. I don't feel like either lunch or spontaneous marriages today.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Anko M., Ibiki M. - Complete
Nightly Rituals by masruiiiik reviews
It would always start off with Deidara asking Sasori to go to bed with him and end off with everyone going on a homicidal streak or, in Pain's case, a suicidal streak. Dedicated to amaya ookami. Crack-fic! Slight SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Akatsuki, Pain/Pein - Complete
Believe by Bedelia reviews
Harry and Luna mark the anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts her way: with music, laughter, and imagination. Winner of the Twin Exchange May Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Chopsticks by Ratt9 reviews
A crackfic collection. What happens when L gets a chopstick stuck in his mouth? And why is Watari trying to kill people with an axe? Will L and Light manage to not kill each other long enough to be able to send Justin Bieber to his death?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/8/2011 - L, Light Y.
You Know What They Say About Assuming by Lucillia reviews
Lex Luthor gets an interesting surprise when he tries to take out the world's new superhero.
Superman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
Like Minded by Fabulist reviews
Eugene is bored out of his mind at another ball until he spots someone spiking the punch. Oneshot. Appearances from many Disney characters.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Flynn R. - Complete
Ears and Tails by SkywardShadow reviews
Saints, zombies and debates over which part of the chocolate bunny anatomy to bite off first. Easter drabble.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Ohaiyo! by obsidianLight16 reviews
It didn't matter if Pein wanted a normal breakfast or not. He was never going to get one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
We Like It This Way by Kitty O reviews
In which every secret of Camelot is very closely guarded... Officially. Or a very confused OC plot device is ready to cry. Thanks, Merlin. Crack. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Merlin - Complete
Razor Wire by DeceptiveSoftness reviews
He knew how he'd gotten here. He just didn't have any idea where 'here' was.
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,563 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Naruto U., Edward E.
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1871 - Favs: 2,729 - Follows: 1,603 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
On The Bus by venusianeye reviews
A Fairly Tame Journey to the Hearts of some Gay Kids. Shisui gets brilliant ideas at 2AM and Itachi agrees to them. Present-day AU, Shisui POV, nonsensical, lime.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,596 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Underwear the Cat by Lucillia reviews
Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 217 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Naruto U., Mizuki - Complete
Unconditionally by TheSiner reviews
HPDM slash. Harry secretly keeps Draco locked in his attic and hates himself for that, but can’t help it and Draco hates Harry. Complications ensue. A somewhat disturbing love story. 1st part COMPLETE - continued now!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 82,393 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Almost Empty House by Rachel Indeed reviews
An alternate universe story, set in the Harry Potter universe. Sherlock and John are on their way to Hogwarts. Sherlock is determined to live in an empty House, but things don't work out according to plan.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,175 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Wrong Number Text by L.M. Avalon reviews
Kagome receives a wrong number text from a stranger, so what does she do? Respond, of course. AU. InuKag. MirSan.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,227 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Ugh by twiztedchild16 reviews
AU- Therapy. Pssh, they didn't need therapy. They were all just fine, thank you very much... Too bad they really have no choice in the matter.- Lots of main characters
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 79,969 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Sai, Itachi U.
The Necessity of Sleep by Dlvvanzor reviews
Light Yagami, new recruit of the NPA, really needs a good night's sleep. It's that creepy new roommate of his, though, keeping him awake all night reading mystery novels and crunching on sugar cubes... AU LxL Complete
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,359 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4621 - Favs: 4,513 - Follows: 3,380 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Family Matters by coffeeandcupcakes reviews
After Rose nearly dies on an alien planet, the Doctor has to take some drastic actions to make sure she never leaves his side again. These actions lead to consequences, but what effect will this have on the rest of the universe? TenRose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 107,593 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/19/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Disney Princess Lelucia by elarielf reviews
From cgkinkmemeii. PREMISE: Princess Lelucia is pampered and caged by her privilage. Enter Suzaku, her Eleven guard and the perfect tool to relieve her boredom. She didn't quite expect to fall in love. M/F, explicit, genderbending, parody.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,176 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
The Finale by mrsgeorgeweasley48 reviews
Typical Merlin finale: including cuddling, Gaius' eyebrow and a completely unhelpful Dragon. NOTE: crack!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
in protest of this peace by hewhoistomriddle reviews
The first ten years of the Hunger Games doesn't go off without a hitch.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Complete
For Love or Money by Lady MSM reviews
After an argument with his stepmother, Feanor runs away from home, adopts a new identity, and finds a new life with master craftsman Mahtan and his family. Everything is perfect...that is, as long as they don't find out who he really is.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,896 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Fëanor, Nerdanel - Complete
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 2,459 - Follows: 2,142 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
The Beginning of All Things by Bedelia reviews
It was just a job — a way to pay the rent and make ends meet. How did it end up changing her life? Well, it all started with an interview.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,419 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2011 - George W., Verity - Complete
A Wonderful Proposal by Blah x 1000 reviews
One boy's mission to persuade a "straight" guy to sleep with him. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,460 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
My Son by Lucillia reviews
A father watches over his son from the afterlife.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Complete
The Art of Blood Weaving by Nocturne Weaver reviews
No one ever suspected Temari to nurture and set her own enemies free. She also never expected the captives to release her from her own prison. TemHidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,020 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Temari, Hidan
Some Poems Rhyme by SkywardShadow reviews
And some don't. Sasuke is possessive, Shisui is competitive and Itachi learns firsthand the perils of Valentine's Day. ItaShi. VDay oneshot. 100th Fic!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Five Times Remus Rendered Sirius Speechless by remuslives23 reviews
Five Times Remus Lupin Rendered Sirius Black Speechless and the One Time Sirius Turned the Tables . Please read the warnings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Promises by Toboe LoneWolf reviews
No matter what it takes, Tenten keeps her promises. -Collection of Tenten one-shots- 5: Lady In Red - Tenten wears white as a warning.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Tenten, Team Gai - Complete
Hide the Stars by Nocturnal Smile reviews
Kisame doesn't deal very well with the fact that Itachi has grown up. Well, that's what anyone with a normal set of morals would say.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,017 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Brother Mine by Arathe reviews
Iroh discovers his baby brother creeping around the palace late one night.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Iroh, Ozai - Complete
Fine Print by CoffeeWench reviews
Underground spells, not being printed, don't technically COME with fine print, but it was there; as no one reads fine print, Sarah had missed it. REVISIONS begun 2/11. Holy cow, Chapter 11 is better now, and there's actually a new chapter.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,510 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Sarah, Jareth
Big Brother is Watching by RosarioImpale reviews
Uchiha Satsuki is hot. But boyfriend beware, because Big Brother doesn't like the idea of dearest little sister dating. Crack!AU, Fem!Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,733 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Petite Rébellion by Cat In My Fridge reviews
Princess Leloucia lived all her life in a golden cage. Rebelling against an upcoming arranged marriage, she decides to have a one night stand with one of the guards. It was even better that he was an Eleven. Suzaku/Leloucia.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,987 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Suzaku K., Lelouch L. - Complete
Muse by Ellyphant reviews
She promised to be his forever, as long as he spared her sisters life. Now she is the inspiration for his art, she is what he fights for. She is his muse.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 76 - Words: 200,593 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Deidara - Complete
Dance With the Devil by dreamer.at.heart reviews
She doesn't have a choice and so she goes to engage the devil in a dance only he knows the steps to.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,321 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
We Are Who We Are by Lostliveson4eva reviews
Short four line poems about each character. Some old, some new, and some we just never got to learn very much about.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 100 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Complete
No, Please, God, No by KuroDark reviews
Hinata needs to become more confident. Hidan wants to become less aggressive. When both wish upon the same star, something very strange happens that will change Konoha and Kakuzu forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,059 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Hidan, Hinata H.
Baa and Lu's Excellent Fanfic by Project 0506 reviews
Junk I found on my computer today. DO NOT READ! Your IQ will plummet to the negatives. Seriously. It's all Crack in here. And Mary-Sues. Run.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Have Red Hands by Poisonous Picasso reviews
How to Use It: The Human who uses the Death Note will feel the blood on their hands at midnight for twenty-seven minutes. Coauthored with Dlvvanzor. Dark. Light POV, LxLight AU
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,771 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Light Y., L
Into the Woods by Bedelia reviews
"I'll give you a permanent pay rise if you'll call him Won-Won around the shop," he said. Lavender scoffed. "There aren't enough galleons in Gringotts to make me relive the horror that was my teen years, George."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/5/2011 - George W., Lavender B. - Complete
Consider Yourselves Kitties by DaniZaraki reviews
What happens when you cross kittens, the Akatsuki, two teenage girls and lots of free time? Chaos. Lots and lots of Chaos. First installment of my Kitty Trilogy. OC warning. Potentially being rewritten at some point due to my annoyance with all the errors and OOCness that I can easily fix.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 123,981 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Taming of the Land of Big Comfy Beds by ckret2 reviews
If you were to ask Hashirama how he felt, he'd say he was happy. If you were to ask Madara, he'd say his feet were cold and Hashirama's head was cutting off circulation to his arm. But on the other hand, it was a nice bed. HashiMada. Pure fluff. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Snape's Memories by paganaidd reviews
Sort of a sequel and a companion piece to Dudley's Memories. Harry is finding a healthy outlet for his "saving people thing" in the form of one damaged little boy. In doing so he finds himself thinking about his old teacher, quite a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,689 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 1,917 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Year in the Naruto Universe by kacheep reviews
Oh Em Gee! A year in the Naruto Universe? Will YOU survive? If you do, good job! If you don't...well, I don't really care. As of 11-23-2010, 43% done.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 164 - Words: 23,573 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010
Magic Meets The Konoha Sannin by Sakuraangel1327 reviews
Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke are sent as ANBU Team 7 to Hogwarts to protect both the school and Harry Potter. They are The Legendary Sannnin of Konoha sent to Hogwarts to fight the battle of Orochimaru and Voldemort combined. NaruSakuSasu
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,771 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Sakura H.
Be careful for what you ask for by KawaiiHimemiya reviews
A girl dies, she is asked by higher powers what she would like...she jokingly mentions entering naruto with a whole bunch of impossibe perks not knowing she will get exactly what she wants with some twists. Too bad she didn't ask for heaven! MARY SUE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/27/2011
Infiltrator by Djehuty3 reviews
Sometimes, a ninja goes missing. Sometimes, a ninja tells lies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,506 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Sasuke U.
Gone to the Dogs by Tally Mark reviews
Kagome needs help, and there's only one dog who can do it. In which Kagome learns a thing or two about dogs and Sesshoumaru learns a thing or two about fun. SessKag.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,457 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
A Ninja's Guide to Surviving High School by JA-Japster reviews
Romance! Action! Dating! Deception! Sexual tension! It would be a typical high school experience if not for one thing: all your friends are ninjas and an evil group of renegade ninjas want you dead. Slightly AU UPDATED: 01.05.2011. COMPLETED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 261,112 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Obvious Fact by MuseDePandora reviews
John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,033 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 2,330 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Not So Lucky by Mitsu Amarante reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is the new kid in school but he's got a problem with his new school. Suigetsu Hozuki the school's resident sex god has made it his personal goal to sleep with Sasuke before the years out!;D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,857 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Suigetsu H., Sasuke U.
singing in the crowds by ink-stained dreams reviews
Her heart will scream with longing and she will strain to pull herself from the wallpaper, but she has been singing her empty songs in silence for so long that she will have forgotten how to make herself heard above the crowds.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
10 Reasons Ino is Scared of Tenten by GirlCrushonAli reviews
Ten occurrences that cause Ino to be scared of little Tenten. Chapter 2 is just the truth. Rated T for one curse. Tiny ShikaIno at the end. Complete for now, but I will happily add more silliness if people like this style-but it'll be many characters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Ino Y., Tenten - Complete
Kunoichi by GirlCrushonAli reviews
Here's the stories that you didn't know and maybe never wanted to hear about the parents of the Konoha 12. Mostly making fun of kunoichi cliches-Meant to be humorous!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,884 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010
Pucker Up by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Get those lips ready, Sakura, because you're going to have to kiss every boy on this list, no exceptions!" "But you put, like, all of Konoha on that list!" "Exactly!" Oh Ino, I'm going to kick your ass if Sasuke ever lets go of mine.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,083 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Obito's Reincarnation? by Lucillia reviews
Sakura finds as scroll with a jutsu that allows you to see who you were in your last life in the library. The results for Naruto were interesting to say the least.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Puppy by dreamer.at.heart reviews
In which Temari is her scheming self, a puppy gets kidnapped from above, and Gaara learns to appreciate mistletoe. GaaHina holiday fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
A Very Uchiha Christmas by SkywardShadow reviews
Three incidents from three different Uchiha Christmas parties. Moral: Don't let Madara get drunk, don't expect Sasuke to act happy around the holidays, and never let Shisui anywhere near a karaoke machine. *Christmasfic; oneshot; AU*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Complete
Liar, Liar by LunaPadma reviews
When Cassandra Rodgers tells two Gryffindors a big fat lie, she didn't expect for two things to happen. One, that everyone would hear about it. And two, that it would be taken literally.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - OC, James S. P.
A Slightly Drunk Matt's Guide by Tierfal reviews
Full title: A Slightly Drunk Matt's Guide to Mello and Other Holiday Activities . In which Mello gets analyzed, Starbucks gets made fun of, candy gets eaten, and Matt gets wasted more than once. Matt/Mello, rated largely for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,671 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Finding Him by Living in a fantasy reviews
You can be the straightest person in the world until you find that special someone. It is the feelings for that person that matter, and the challenges you are willing to face to be with them. A high school story of discovery, trust, and above all, love.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,440 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Star Struck by Shinju90 reviews
AU. Rock Stars and Idols shine like stars. In the eyes of their fans they are flawless gods of perfection. Sometimes Iruka wishes that those same fans were stuck playing Hatake Kakashi's manager for a day. He doubted they would find him flawless then. ON HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Robots and Cupcakes by SkywardShadow reviews
When Shisui first met Itachi, he was pretty sure the kid ran on batteries. *ItaShi; Oneshot*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Where Hugs Can Get You by Sandataba reviews
Lee's constantly pulling Tenten into group hugs since Neji never joins in. She'd always thought it was harmless, until she found herself squashed together with the Kazekage. Gaaten.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,412 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Tenten, Gaara - Complete
Hide the Cutlery by SkywardShadow reviews
The time has come to introduce Shisui to Itachi's parents. *Short oneshot, ItaShi, AU*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Red by dreamer.at.heart reviews
Gaara and hormones don't mix well. The combination often ends with the spilling of blood-though it's usually Gaara's.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Toeing the Line by CatEye360 reviews
Gai sensei had always said that the key to defeating a genjustu user was to look at their feet. That was why Tenten was staring at Uchiha Sasuke's feet - if he tried any funny business she was going to roundhouse kick him in the face. SasuTen lurve.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Tenten - Complete
Reluctant bliss by avianLing reviews
Hermione is fed up with Harry and Ron being stupid, and well, male. She turns to her best friend, Luna Lovegood, and their friendship develops into something more, but Hermione's not quite comfortable with the change. FF Femslash. Rated T.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,007 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Hermione G., Luna L.
KnowItAll by remuslives23 reviews
There is nothing Remus doesn't know about Sirius. Nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Kiss, and All Was Said by remuslives23 reviews
Summary: 'Kisses are like tears, the real ones are the ones you can't hold back.' Author Unknown
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
One out of nine by silverbirch reviews
Everyone knows how Voldemort was defeated - or thinks they do. Let Crookshanks tell you the real story of how he overcame a dark wizard, with a little help from some humans, and still had time for romance. JK Rowling obviously owns it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,746 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Crookshanks, Mrs. Norris - Complete
sincerely but never yours by Alive In Wonderland reviews
SasuSaku - If you give fourteen people sixteen weeks to learn as much about each other as possible, what would you get? Drama. Hate. Love. One night stands. Tears. Joy. And awkwardness. ... Blame Anko. And Naruto. And Itachi. Actually... blame everyone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 445,563 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Make Me a Sandwich by dreamer.at.heart reviews
Gaara doesn't really understand girls.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Hear the Phoenix Cry by Rethira reviews
The phoenix comes to him at the beginning of June.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/19/2010 - [Gellert G., Albus D.] - Complete
The Sherlock Holmes Club by Silver Pard reviews
The ex-flatmates of Sherlock Holmes aren't the only ones to need a support group and a pub.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/17/2010 - DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Sluice by ncfan reviews
-Sasori, Shizune- And the sluices of Sunagakure ran red with blood. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,775 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Sasori, Shizune - Complete
Nightmares Past by randomsomeone reviews
The offer she's been given is one he'd never let her accept--but rejecting it won't be easy. They build their way out on what remains of her past dreams and his past nightmares. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,571 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H.
The Plan is WHAT? by pokeyspot reviews
CRACKFIC "The Power the Dark Lord knows not."...Holy Sweet Muffins save us...*sighs* they've unleashed the most terrifying thing on this er - internet. Implied Darry. Read at your own risk. I am NOT held accountable for any brain damaged readers! CRACKFIC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Asylum Kids by Randomonium reviews
PLEAD INSANITY: Instead of prison, you get hell. At least the company is entertaining. ShikaTema; AU; rated because of language and imagery.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,904 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
You'll Be The Death of Me by Reichenbach reviews
Lois notices certain...similarities between Clark and Bruce's relationship, and Clark's parents' relationship.
Superman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2010
Curious Transformation of Miss Alice Kingsleigh by Quillslinger reviews
Rascals, scoundrels, villains, and knaves: more of Alice's adventures on the Caribbean Sea. PotC x-over.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Me and My Cat by ice queen reviews
Chapter 16: Speak Gajeel-ese. Gajeel and Levy run into Lily and Charle on the island after beating Grimoire Heart. Levy doesn't speak Gajeel-ese.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,504 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Gajeel R., Pantherlily
Bloody Mary by pokeyspot reviews
CRACKFIC Say it three times and she appears... problem is they got the wrong Mary. "Surely you must have heard of me, Mary-sue?" Implied Sasunaru, rated for language and dobishness. CRACKFIC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Never Been Normal by Ratt9 reviews
Written for L's birthday. L realizes something.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2010 - L - Complete
Study in Contrasts by yoyshaia-chan reviews
Out every night, wild parties left right and centre, Ino is having the time of her life, providing you ignore her total non-relationship with her mum and the mounting feeling of desperation threatening to swallow her whole. Full summary inside. InoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 209,217 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Ino Y., Deidara - Complete
Engines by Lucillia reviews
There is one extra flying hazard above Metropolis.
Superman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Clark K./Superman/Kal-El - Complete
Light Follows After by frozenpixie reviews
Higuchi dies, and Light doesn't regain his memories. Case closed, L offers to take Light along to investigate with him on a new case. AU after Anime episode 24. L/Light fluff within, and fun cameos from the Wammy's House crew. SEQUEL UP.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,598 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Dog at Heart by Tally Mark reviews
He's a dog at heart. The daily modern misadventures of a girl and her demon. SessKag drabbles.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
Escapism by Masaichu reviews
Every day, they endure Master's abuse. They know no other life outside of the pain they've learned to accept. But they still dream of one day finding 'that person.' The one who is their 'true Master'. An Iku/Ikuto Acme Story. Violence and sexual overtone.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,645 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Iku A.
L's Cookbook by Ratt9 reviews
L decides to write a cookbook and tries to cook food. "Tries" is the key word, as he has never cooked before. DO NOT COOK ANY OF L'S RECIPES AT HOME...unless you feel like it. Or are immune to the worst recipes EVER. T for insane recipes. R&R! :D
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - L
I Sew Myself Shut by amberpire reviews
Even the brightest people have dark corners. AU ;Cat/Jade;
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,218 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Cat V., Jade W.
Downtime by LavenderSkies reviews
Ever wonder what Sasuke's team does during downtime? A series of one-shots about life with Taka...the way Suigetsu sees it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,314 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Suigetsu H., Sasuke U.
Kuroshitsuji II Facebook Newsfeed Edition by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Kuro II, condensed down to facebook status updates. After all, it takes a long time to watch 12 episodes...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
A Cliché: Inuyasha chooses Kikyo by artemisgirl reviews
Alas! Woe is Kagome! For Inuyasha is off cavorting with Kikyo, turning her into a pathetic whining girl who is nothing without a man. Enter Sesshomaru, who will undoubtably give a damn in a very OOC way. Sessomaru/Kagome OOC on purpose PARODY FANFIC.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
He Said, She Said by yuugiri reviews
There were a lot of advantages being a six-year-old. Too bad they would never apply to pink-haired, five-year-old girls. A nonsensical string of... things... written as a form or relaxation therapy for me. Do not take seriously. You are warned.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Sai, Sakura H.
Whatever Could Go Wrong by The . L O S T . Paperclip reviews
If the Hunger Games movie were played by the Naruto cast . . .
Crossover - Naruto & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/20/2010
The Haircut by Rel reviews
Who knew a simple haircut could be so intimate? ShinoTen
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,547 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Shino A., Tenten
Melons by The . L O S T . Paperclip reviews
How Tsunade managed to affix a pair to her chest, and why Orochimaru is a pedophile. Oneshot, gen, mild crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Tsunade S., Orochimaru - Complete
Yukiko by Lucillia reviews
Orochimaru's daughter had a secret that not even she knew about.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Complete
Off by Lucillia reviews
While Harry never knew quite what, there had always been something a little off about him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 55 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Complete
And the Autumn Moon Is Bright by Michi the Killer reviews
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? Lycanthropic HD, featuring werewolf!Draco. It's dark!crackfic. Or is it crack!darkfic? Who knows? Enjoy. DH compliant, except for epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 94,334 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
Enough by girleater reviews
Hattie hopes that one day, it will be enough. /JadexHattie/
Crossover - Ella Enchanted & Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Jade W. - Complete
The Colder Water by Quillslinger reviews
The devil is in the details. Shisui. Itachi. A sorta love story. Novella.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 52,784 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Things Only L Would Know by Ratt9 reviews
There are some answers to some problems that only L would be able to figure out. WARNING: This is the worst story I've ever written. I don't suggest reading it. o-o I'm not deleting it only because I don't like deleting things.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2010 - L - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 173 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Boys and Girls by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
Locked in a house for 30 days with several embarrassing tasks to complete, fifteen jounin examiners slowly lose their minds. SasuSaku, NaruHina...or something.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 30,121 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Team Seven, Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Take No Prisoners by frozenpixie reviews
L is bored. His life is monochrome, he is disillusioned with his job in the NPA, so when the fascinating criminal, Yagami Light, makes him an offer to become his partner in creating a new world, he finds himself too intrigued to refuse. AU NON-yaoi!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,937 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Flying Away by Lucillia reviews
They went neither at the "Hand of the other", but together, hand in hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Adaptation by Silver Pard reviews
Even Light’s plans don’t take spontaneously changing gender into account. Fortunately, he can adapt.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Ninja's List of Tragedies by glitterNsprinkles reviews
Title says it all. Short stories of the tragedies of ninja.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 4,636 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
l'ivresse des grandes profondeurs by Sandataba reviews
While training for the purpose of increasing her chances of survival against the deadly Hoshigaki Kisame, Tenten never expected to confront the shark nin himself. It didn't help that she was suffering from nitrogen narcosis at the time either. Slight Kisame x Tenten with hints of Nejiten in the end.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Tenten, Kisame H. - Complete
Copper and Flame by Araloth the Random reviews
A sweet and light-hearted story in which a young Feanor discovers new feelings for the daughter of a craftsman. Slightly AU. Complete!
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,125 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Complete
The Diabolical Accounts by Ren and Missa reviews
Some love stories aren't always love stories. Sometimes, it's just about...stalking. Sequel to The Eccentric Files
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,165 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 73 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sleep Walking by Killaurey reviews
AU. Future Fic. Hinata is lost in her own mind. Ino goes to find her.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Ino Y., Hinata H. - Complete
Why They Came by LunaPadma reviews
They each had a reason for coming.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Hugo W. - Complete
Family Reunion by Lucillia reviews
The mission to Wave goes a little bit differently when Naruto encounters a relative from his mother's side of the family that nobody knew he had. Chapters will be roughly drabble length or maybe a little longer.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Naruto U., Zabuza M. - Complete
Pink, White and Green by skidtick reviews
Orochimaru realized with increasing horror that not even he was immune to the power of "cute". Anko's charm unlocks the snake sannin's inner fangirl. Anko. Orochimaru. Before he turned evil.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Anko M., Orochimaru - Complete
Kitty Kurse by Ailarii reviews
When the Akatsuki are turned into cats and sent to our world and discovered by a total Narutard and her friend, what happens? Chaos. That is what happens my friend; especially when an Alex is involved... DeiOC and ItaOC. Rated for language and humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 126,040 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Blind To Notice by Tellytubby101 reviews
The story of the ten times Hatake Kakashi noticed Umino Iruka. And the ten times he saw something inexplicable... that made him fall in love. Slight AU. Shounen-ai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,896 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Meeting With Mini Itachi by Sarah1281 reviews
After joining Akatsuki but before being assigned any missions, Sasuke is forced to endure the company of his brother's former partner who seems determined to annoy him to the point that he begins to miss NARUTO. And why can't he get his name right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Kisame H. - Complete
Lethal Liaison by Sibbyna reviews
He had no choice but to complete his mission proficiently. There was just one minor problem: she found out his secret. It was inevitable—to him it was extortion, but to her it was diplomacy. Deidara x Anko [DISCONTINUED]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,523 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - [Deidara, Anko M.]
For You, I Would by Dlvvanzor reviews
Mello will do anything he has to do to take over the Mafia. Anything. Or... well... almost anything. MelloxMatt, Mello POV. REWRITE. Complete.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,814 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Sirena by tomboy-girl21 reviews
Carefully she took the potted plant, the one with S-A-K-U-R-A written in steadier letters down from her window sill and let it crash on to the floor. You haven't bloomed Sakura, she thinks bitterly, not at all. A series of one-shots, Ino-centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,603 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Ino Y.
Never get you're hopes up by X-Silent.Echo-X reviews
long One-shot. AU/ 'Damn memories, damn history, damn crushes,DAMN IT ALL TO HELL' Deihina,sasosaku,inohida,inohidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,552 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
A New Enemy by MiroticELF reviews
12 year old Artemis Fowl has finally received his Hogwarts letter. How will the school react to an evil genius? What will the Slytherins do when they find a mudblood in their house? Too bad Butler's not around.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,786 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Artemis F.
Experience of a Lifetime by Tellytubby101 reviews
How exactly did Caesar Flickerman come to be the host of the Hunger Games? It wasn't a role he chose: it was his eternal punishment. One shot, set pre-Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Complete
Time in Lily Land by Owl and Crow reviews
Beware! A look into the mind of one Sirius Black. Filled with mischief, mayhem and undeniable urge to cram his gullet full of pastries. What does this sex god, this king amung men do when faced with a best mate who spends all his time in Lily Land?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,345 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 7959 - Favs: 14,454 - Follows: 6,259 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Pranks by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
Naruto could always tell when Sasuke was having a quarrel with his girlfriend. SasuHina, at twelve. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Cry Havoc by SkywardShadow reviews
Five times the calm order of the Uchiha clan was utterly disrupted. Starring Uchihas Madara, Izuna, Mikoto, Obito, Uruchi, Shisui, Itachi and Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Complete
Never Gonna Be Alone by VoiceOfTime reviews
Left all alone, the Doctor doesn't know what to do without Rose. Can a similarly broken young girl help him heal? My reworking of Seasons 3 and 4 to allow for the Doctor to not be left standing alone in the end. Will be 10/Rose, 10.5/Rose, 10/OC, alt9/O
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 189,233 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
to see the world in a grain of sand by deews reviews
Set immediately after the events of the movie. / "You should know that I have the keys to your sleeping chamber and that you are teaching me how to kill people," Tamina reminds him dryly. "So watch who you're calling cheater." Dastan/Tamina.
Prince of Persia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Dastan, Tamina - Complete
The Middle Ground by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
If she lets him get too far away, she'll lose him. If he lets her in too close, he'll be skewered. Their best bet is somewhere in the middle ground. Shino. Tenten. Rated for violence and some language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,034 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Shino A., Tenten - Complete
Professor Uzumaki by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Naruto is sent abroad to teach at Hogwarts as part of a cultural outreach program between magic-using communities. And, surprisingly, the castle is still standing. So far.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 237 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
State of Mind by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry doesn't have a hero complex, he just really wants to help. However, he gets more than he bargained for after rescuing Draco Malfoy from an isolation cell in Saint Mungo's... WARNINGS for sexual content and mature themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,671 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,092 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Kisame H., Sakura H.
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14174 - Favs: 7,162 - Follows: 5,440 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Tobi Likes Them Big by Lil' DeiDei reviews
Tobi and the gang sit in a restaurant discussing the size of their stuff. As Tobi begs for someone to share with him, one person is left to wonder why all the Akatsuki's outings turn out like this. Crackfic. Rated T for perversion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Obito U./Tobi, Akatsuki - Complete
The Woes of Orochimaru by Lil' DeiDei reviews
Orochimaru visits his psychiatrist after the invasion of Konoha fails. As he pours his heart out to the shrink, we see a different side to the villain than the anime or manga have ever shown! No pairings. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,912 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Orochimaru, Gaara - Complete
Uchiha Logic by Lil' DeiDei reviews
Explaining the logic of the Uchiha's... or perhaps the lack of logic would be a more accurate description. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Wild Things Transpire by if.the.plane.goes.down reviews
Because you can't clean a blood stain with blood.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,132 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete
You Shall Go To The Ball by Quillslinger reviews
Shisui takes Itachi to the prom. You think I'm kidding, but I'm not. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,458 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
special effects by reeroy reviews
Hinata wonders what exactly possessed her to marry into the dysfunctional Uchiha Clan. non massacre AU. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Amnesty by XMusicXAddictedX reviews
We all know how the story goes. The knight slays the dragon and saves the princess. But... what if the princess didn't want to be saved? M for themes and language. AU
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Pale Queen by Empatheia reviews
-Alice- Burtonverse. A tourist in the dreaming world, never quite asleep. She was born with one foot in one world and the other in another, and chose first one and then the other.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Complete
Champagne Supernova by chocolate-moosey reviews
In which Bard and Finny get a horribly wonderful idea to help Ciel releive his stress levels. In the form of magic brownies. Rated M for Marijuana. Yes, really. SebastianXCiel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,987 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Eternity Ends With An Explosion by Caelice reviews
AU. Against his better judgment, Sasori cares for an injured Deidara, all the while convincing himself that it was only to satisfy his own curiosity as to why he was hurt in the first place. SasoDei, Kakuhida.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,908 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Encrypted by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
Winry...what can equal the price of a human soul?" She suddenly understood with gut-wrenching clarity. The Philosophers Stone was no exception to the rule, merely a bank of energy composed of human beings to be used heartlessly for ones own greed. EdxWin.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,200 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Winry R., Edward E. - Complete
Easter at Wammy's by Dlvvanzor reviews
Roger hated Easter. He hated the other holidays for good and valid reasons too, of course, but Easter was special. It was simply impossible to hide eggs from 72 genius children. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Roger - Complete
switching sides by ohwhatsherface reviews
Sakura is done with boys and her teammates... well, they don't quite understand.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
romantic expressionism by deews reviews
Or, this is why orgies get so weird so fast. There's nothing preventing any one of them from looking at any of the others as a sexual prospect. Which is weird, sometimes.
Community - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Complete
Junkie by Jordanna Morgan reviews
Maes Hughes suspected he had a problem.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Maes H. - Complete
My Pet by PegasusRider reviews
Sesshoumaru and Kagome have the perfectly normal life of being the 'master and pet'. But as darkness threatens Japan and Sesshoumaru finds himself consumed with thoughts of Kagome, will they be able to survive each other? Alternate Endings added!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,441 - Reviews: 1917 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Invisible Chains by ncfan reviews
Sometimes, it's impossible to tell who's a prisoner and who's free. Hinata and Hanabi.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Hinata H., Hanabi H. - Complete
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 2,079 - Follows: 275 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Mello Might be Overprotective by Dlvvanzor reviews
Mello has always made it very, very clear to his men what would happen to them if they so much as breathed on Matt. MelloxMatt oneshot, Mello POV. Rated for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Like A Magnet by Jazzieloo reviews
shes attracted to her, like a magnet, even if they both are girls. Rated M, for chapter 11 so far.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,405 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Luka M., Miku H. - Complete
Stranger with a Strange Name by Sandataba reviews
Crack. My take on Tenten's last name. Sai is my straight man, of course. Sai x Tenten
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Tenten, Sai - Complete
Stromateis by Quillslinger reviews
Five things Uchiha Shisui wished he'd lived to do, and one he didn't. Unrepentantly AU. Slash.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,393 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Meaning of Sacrifice by CerealK reviews
For much of his life Itachi may have been a selfish bastard- but when it came to his brother, he knew the meaning of sacrifice. KisaIta giftfic for Mako75 and Master Of The Rebels.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,298 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
What the heck is wrong with the Akatsuki? by TeenageNeko reviews
The Akatsuki are acting strange, and poor Itachi isn't getting out without a mental scar. CRACK FIC SO MUCH CRACK IT'LL MAKE YOUR EYES BURN!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
The One with the Green Thumb by AkaYukiBloodySnow reviews
Zetsu is injured on a mission and takes refuge within a bonsai in the flowershop of a girl who is certain she's useless. How does she choose then, between a dangerous cannibal who needs her, and a village that doesn't? Ino x Zetsu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,017 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Ino Y., Zetsu
Cleanly, Neatly by if.the.plane.goes.down reviews
Everytime they cut you,I bleed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Untouched by Luc Court reviews
Pre-movie, White Queen, based off Hathaway's interpretation. As a child, Mirana is determined to find her defining flaw.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2010 - White Queen/Mirana of Marmoreal, Red Queen/Iracebeth of Crims - Complete
Save Me by Nokito-chan reviews
The only thing that kept him from slipping was the tight hold he had on her hand. NejiTen. Lemon. One-shot.You have been warned. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,508 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Beauty And The Beast by TenshiXXX reviews
Gaara is a cruel prince who was turned into a hideous monster by a sorcerer in repentenance for his sins. In order to break the spell, he must fall in love before the last petal of the magic rose falls or he will remain a beast forever... GaaNeji
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,396 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Gaara, Neji H.
Tweezertorture and Other Such Injustices by TenshiXXX reviews
In a desperate bid to seduce Sasuke, Naruto asks for Itachi’s help. Unfortunately, Naruto didn’t count on Itachi’s approach involving two scary friends and a makeover. Wait, Hidan! What are you doing with those tweezers? CRACK SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Tattoo Heart by if.the.plane.goes.down reviews
We survive like anything survives--intact, or partially so.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Perceived Possession by Esus927 reviews
What if Hanabi wanted more than just the title of Heiress? A glimpse at her sister’s diary points the younger girl toward something else to take away from Hinata. Hinata/Naruto/Hanabi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,091 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
Three Hopeless Crushes by Quillslinger reviews
A cluster of flash fiction inspired by chapter 484. Slash/het/femmelash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Sakura H., Karin, Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Undone by girleater reviews
Hattie really can't believe what Ella makes her do. -dark, angst, femslash, self-harm, strong language-hattie/ella, au, modern day.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,008 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010
Jashin's Angel by Lost to the Hoping reviews
After Sasukes death at the hands of Naruto and Konoha, Sakura goes more than a little nuts. When she finds herself on a mountain pass with a talking head, a plan for revenge surfaces and she starts to resurrect the demolished Akatsuki. HidaSaku On Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,222 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Hidan, Sakura H.
Tinted Gold by 0-Kelly-0 reviews
I don’t like making eye contact with people, it’s too direct. He says I hide behind my goggles; I say the world looks much friendlier tinted with gold. The world as Matt sees it. The Wammy days and beyond. Matt x Mello Complete
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 83,302 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Talk by TenshiXXX reviews
Sasuke, aged 10, asks the question every parent- and older brother, in this case- dreads to hear: what is sex? Try not to scar him too much, Itachi. Background KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Retake! This time with more emotion! by Bronsted-Lowry Base reviews
When a testing out a jutsu by order of the Hokage, 27 year old Ino Sai and Sakura get sent back to the past. Follow Sakura Ino and Sai as they try to get back to the past while having a bit of fun. No romance. Warning:may contain fake yuri moments
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Sakura H., Ino Y.
Killock by SkywardShadow reviews
In which mutual fear becomes a bond that will last the rest of their lives. Itachi, Shisui, the Kyuubi, and a first meeting. :Oneshot:
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
What's wrong with this picture? by TenshiXXX reviews
Sasuke wakes up next to Naruto, falls out of bed and then Itachi comes round to interfere. Contains flashing imagery and disturbing scenes. Do not read whilst on medication. CRACK. SasuNaruSasu KisaIta hints of KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Hate You, So Why Do I Love You? A Naruto Fanfic by anime-fan-willa reviews
A simple mission for Ino Shikamaru and Chouji soon changes when Hidan kidnaps Ino. While being searched for, she has the weirdest time of her life and makes friends with the last person she would EVER want to like. this story has 24 chapters in all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,210 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
Into the Fire by Arrina-san reviews
Highschool AU. It's a new year in a new school for Deidara. And persistent enemies, crazy students and teachers and overall bad luck warmly welcome him. But despite all the bad luck, something good has to happen once in a while…right? SasoDei and others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 147,192 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Destination Everywhere by LithiumDoll reviews
It turns out Calvin can't flip burgers for more than two hours, but he didn't tell his parents he lost the job. There'd be questions he just isn't prepared to answer. Like, "but why did you put the hose there?" and "how many times?"
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Complete
Time? by Mird reviews
He was such a rude man that I ended up slapping him!" Asking for the time can be very offensive. When did Fuhrer Bradley first meet his wife? Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Führer Bradley - Complete
Sensitivity to Initial Conditions by giselle-lx reviews
Sensitivity to Initial Conditions-chaos theory : "An arbitrarily small perturbation of the current trajectory may lead to significantly different future behavior." Pre-Twilight AU. NO canon pairings. One-shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,692 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Complete
Fables and Cautionary Tales by justplainrii reviews
A series of 100 word drabbles, each having to do with the past life of a shinigami or a hollow. Sometimes depressing, sometimes romantic, or sometimes all of the above.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 12/29/2007
A Balm for Social Failure by uberneko-zero reviews
L begins to suspect something is missing from his life. He believes the key to be in social interaction- his weak point. At the appearance of the enigma named Light Yagami, he is challenged to rise to the occasion. Yaoi. -some violence & slight non-con-
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 249,193 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 8/16/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Critical Decision by Lucillia reviews
What if Jiraiya's choice that made the difference between sending his student down a path that led to peace or one that led to destruction was something that was seemingly small and inconsequential?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Jiraiya, Kakashi H. - Complete
Changing Times by Iwanttogotohogwarts reviews
What if Hermione found a way to kill Voldemort in the past? The world would be a better place wouldn't it? Lives would be saved and everyone would be happy. But what if Hermione found the world she went back to wasn't one she fitted into?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,512 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Hermione G., Luna L.
Muggle Studies by counterdogma reviews
Don't judge a person 'til you've walked a mile in their shoes. Draco has a Muggle Studies project, and he needs Potter's shoes. Warning: Possibly the most ridiculous thing I've ever written. D/H
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,398 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sanctuary by Jack Hawksmoor reviews
Something is hunting Sarah and Jareth, and they need to stick together if they want to survive. J/S
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,468 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
Shock Value by visely reviews
Upon meeting his half-sister again after six years, Deidara immediately writes her off as vapid and uninteresting. Ino is determined to prove him wrong, no matter what it takes. Warnings: Alternate mangaverse, crackcest, full warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,988 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Ino Y., Deidara - Complete
Potentiality by Anna Nigma reviews
Molly Prewett could have been anything. She has no regrets. No pairings. Rated for the quote at the beginning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Molly W. - Complete
The View From My Son's Subconscious by Chromical reviews
After Minato seals the fox and himself inside Naruto, he finds he can look out at the world through his son's eyes. What will he see? T to be safe, as always. Abandoned for OOCness and AAANGGSTTTT in huge amounts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Rewrite by justaminuet reviews
L x Misa. A moment in time. A chance meeting. Fate turned upside down.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 88,723 - Reviews: 1894 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 10/29/2006 - L, Misa A.
Delivery and Confusion by Durgas Dragon reviews
A package is delivered. Chaos and Kiba ensue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Kiba I., Shikamaru N.
What If? by Mird reviews
The characters of Fullmetal Alchemist face their greatest wishes and fears. Angst? I think not. Chapter Two: What if I get taller? In which Ed takes over the world. Not really.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 10/10/2009
Gingerbread by SkywardShadow reviews
This is what happens when Shisui, Sasuke and Itachi are left to their own devices in making a gingerbread house. Mikoto really should have known better. *Christmas oneshot* *Giftfic for dd and CC*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Christmas Cookies by Tierfal reviews
The Yagamis are having a Christmas party, and L has little choice but to attend. Cookies are eaten, and Christmassy chaos ensues. L/Light.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/24/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Paper in Fire by UP2L8 reviews
Ed loves Roy, and Roy loves . . . Roy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 62,509 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Copy by Escape-reality23 reviews
No one ever had the chance to write down Narutos' gender in all the confusion so no one had questioned why exactly there was a blond girl found. Femnaru. Femkyuu. Nicekyuu. AU. Pairings not chosen yet. Rating may change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Virus by Mahi-Mahi reviews
Refurbished & Updated Posted on a remote island in Umi no Kuni, Sakura encounters a mysterious man while trying to ward off the effects of a disease consuming the islands occupants. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,250 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
True Despair by Mahi-Mahi reviews
In your lost despair, it is my hope that binds me to you.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,037 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Five Times Abed Predicted the Future by deews reviews
That boy has the Shine. / Abed’s not sure how it works, but he’s read Harry Potter so he knows all about self-fulfilling prophecy.
Community - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Abed N. - Complete
The Vengeful Vengeance of Schmenjamin Schmarker by BeBopALula reviews
A parody of Sweeney Todd. Or the inspiring tale of a young man who solves his many emotional problems by becoming a ninja. Take your pick.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,951 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
Okay by Bedelia reviews
Ron and Astoria's spouses run away together. "Somehow we ended up sharing a pint of ice cream. If that isn't the saddest cliche in the world, I don't know what is. That was the spark that began our friendship. Mine and Astoria's." One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Ron W., Astoria G. - Complete
When Itachi got a clue by TenshiXXX reviews
...Or when Kisame and Itachi realised that sex would be better together, and that Kisame was packin'. Birthday fic for ICHIGO-ANDO-HIME! KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Gaara the Messiah by Sarah1281 reviews
“Look, it was either that or telling everyone you were a zombie.” Gaara's resurrection has unexpected consequences when they have to find a way to explain it without mentioning forbidden jutsu. And sadly, those were two of the more reasonable ideas...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 94 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Lucky Star Truth or Dare! by Zokusho reviews
Konata makes Miyuki, Tsukasa, and Kagami play "an American party game" called Truth or Dare. And things escalate from that. T-rated due to some saucy bits. Humor and romance. Konami, PattyHiyori, YutakaMinami, and a surprise one.
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 119,898 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Complete
Fluff from Perversity by Sandataba reviews
Tenten finds out first-hand that there is no allure to practicing espionage in the hot springs. Mentions of nudity. Kakashi x Tenten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Kakashi H., Tenten - Complete
Bad Timing by TwinTrouble reviews
Illogical, unexpected, and damn annoying. There are many things you don’t want to happen the night before an exam, and THIS would definitely be one of them! No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,585 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Complete
Negative One by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
Naruto’s deranged obsession with Uchiha Sasuke started at the age of negative one. Minato/Mikoto, hints of others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Minato N., Mikoto U. - Complete
Playing With The Big Kids by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
All work and no play makes Neji a grump.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Shino A., Tenten
Needless Gender Confusion by Sarah1281 reviews
In which a girl Haku decides to protect herself while travelling by pretending to be a boy...without actually changing her appearance in the slightest. Zabuza tries to understand her reasoning, but that seems to be as unbalanced as she is.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 98 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
The Death Note iPod by Dlvvanzor reviews
The iPod challenge- set your iPod on shuffle and write a drabble for the first 10 songs that come up. LxL, BBxOMC, MxM.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Complete
The Romance of the Uzumaki by justplainrii reviews
The fact of the matter is that Naruto was conceived due to a bet. A very simple bet, in fact: to find out whether or not Minato Namikaze was a virgin. And, in the process of finding out, Kushina Uzumaki ended up getting much more than she bargained for.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,578 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Kushina U., Minato N.
Easy Girl by une fille reviews
The end, the beginning and the middle. Puck knows it's not normal but he stops caring about that pretty quickly,
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,283 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
The Werewolf Who Stole Christmas by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus manages to rob Tonks of her Christmas spirit, but helping her to get it back proves the catalyst for something a tad more lasting than a kiss under the mistletoe. RemusTonks romance through OOTP and HBP. Started before DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 284,222 - Reviews: 1770 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Can We Keep Her? by Mird reviews
Al finds a soggy creature and begs Ed to let him keep it. Is it a kitty? I think not. Oneshot, crackfic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Firsts by hyenateeth reviews
Various first events between Kakuzu and Hidan. AU. Angsty. Probably not what you'd expect from a series of firsts. Some KakuHida. Focus greatly on Hidan. Now a possible series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,308 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Intoxicated by Tierfal reviews
Mello shoved a drink into his hand. “Less talking,” he ordered, “more drunken shenanigans.” Matt/Mello, Light/L, and Mikami/Gevanni/Near, for IceQueenRex.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,073 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Cold Blooded Killer by NachtAngel
No one returned, and now shes all alone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2009
Strange and Beautiful by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
Shino. Tenten. It's the little moments that make a life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Shino A., Tenten - Complete
The Red Light District by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
Jiraiya was a self-proclaimed super pervert. He loved women. It wasn’t unusual for him to frequent a place like this. That didn’t make this kind of thing right. A different look at everyone’s favorite perverted Sannin.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Jiraiya - Complete
Itachi’s First Day by Sarah1281 reviews
Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 101 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Wrapped Up In You by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
The one thing Rose forgot - the only thing - was that where there's truth - the Doctor actually needing to sleep, for example - there are also consequences.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,365 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/13/2009 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Anecdotes, Neji and Tenten by Yellow Mask reviews
A series of oneshots with a Nejiten lean. First oneshot, Trap: Tenten was not going to laugh. Grin, yes, smirk condescendingly, yes, but not laugh.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 57 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Neji H., Tenten
Legends of the Obsidian King by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Some legends are born and some legends are made. Uchiha Itachi's legend just is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Itachi U.
Pleasure Doing Business by shrieking minties 51 reviews
Things were going well in their squeaky-clean, high profile lives until the Uchiha heir started sleeping with another man, and GodBoy tried to convert the most cynical woman ever. But maybe, the disembodied voice declared, it was time to shake things up-A
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,540 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
We Were Nomads, Bathed in Concrete by Oxymoronic8 reviews
She left before her time. Four years later, he can't let go of what he never had. Oneshot. B/E. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 116 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Privacy Has No Scent by NineHundredThirteen reviews
Kiba has a sharp nose, so when Naruto's and Sasuke's relationship takes a turn. Kiba practically has a front row seat. Oh, how Naruto can blush! T for language, and suggestive humor. SasuNaru. CRACK!CRACK!CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
Strangled Ebb by InChrist-Billios reviews
First person one-shot retelling of The Little Mermaid, written for Elki.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Complete
Getting Revenge Without Being a Total Prick by Sarah1281 reviews
After beating Orochimaru, Sasuke hears of Shikamaru's success in getting revenge on Hidan in about a week and decides that since he's made little progress on that himself in the last eight years, he should seek him out and ask for some friendly advice...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Sequel by skycutter reviews
Beyond Birthday isn't the type to give up easily - and if at first you don't succeed... Set after the BB murder case - therefore riddled with spoilers for Another Note. Rated T for strong language and... well, would YOU trust B with your kids?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,192 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - BB, L
Youth and Innocence by laurelsblue reviews
Hashirama really regretted giving his brother a genin team sometimes. 20 things Team Tobirama is no longer allowed to do.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Tobirama S., Hashirama S. - Complete
Glasgow Smile by hyenateeth reviews
Smile for me baby. Eventual KakuHida, very dark. Now rated M. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,910 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Rules of Propriety by Philote reviews
A young visiting princess could use a lesson in humanity. Perhaps it is the cruel streak of Merlin and Arthur’s destiny that dictates she learn it at their expense.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,442 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Sweet Revenge by Rel reviews
When Tenten plays a prank on Shino, she doesn't realise quite what she's letting herself in for....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Shino A., Tenten
Blush by sinemoras09 reviews
When Naruto plays matchmaker, things don't turn out so well. Crack! Naruto x Hinata, accidental GaaHina, ChouHina, and NejiHina. Sai is not a love doctor, y'all.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
You've Kept Me Waiting by Mandi1 reviews
Seeing the future is one thing. Knowing how to get there is another. Alice knows that Jasper is the key to something better. If only she can get - and keep - him in her life. Alice and Jasper's story. Reposted by request.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 139,102 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 1,373 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Of Guesses and Butterbeer by Stellata reviews
A different outcome to the Slug Club Christmas Party 6th year. Conversations lead to revelations and snogging. One-shot, Hermione/Luna and Harry/Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 4,854 - Follows: 877 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Her by MidnightGenius reviews
They all have an important person in their lives. For most of them, it's Her.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
In The Grasp of the Dead by Book Mad TJ reviews
Light’s a perfect son with a genius IQ and good looks, who gets sent away to a school for disturbed children. Why? He can see the dead. But his school is not what it seems and the schools terrifying secrets could send him into insanity. Light/L
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,860 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Light Y., L
Jealousy by aliasaurorasaccounthasmoved reviews
Ed sometimes has too much fun punching people.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Edward E., Winry R.
A Helping Hand by reviee reviews
AU/OOC/Fluff: A unromantic son, two helping mothers. “Don’t be sorry, Kushi-chan! It’s not my fault my son is as retarded as ever when it comes to romance.” Mikoto huffed. “I think he got those genes from Fugaku.” SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Art of Slytherin Napping by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco is rubbish at sleeping. Sort of. Foundations!verse, utter fluff. Short oneshot. HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lips Speak Louder by Dlvvanzor reviews
Matt has never seen Mello like this, but the man certainly has expressive lips. Requested by Twisted Pancakes oneshot MelloxMatt Matt POV
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Rainfall by Sara's Girl reviews
So what if Draco has a rain kink? Everyone likes something weird. AU 7th-year fluffy!verse. HPDM. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,738 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Singing Through The Silence by ChanceXIII reviews
Sometimes genius is as much a curse as a blessing. Kidnapped, tortured, and held hostage, Raito might have been alright. If it hadn't been for the never ending silence. YAOI L x Raito
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,887 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Light Y., L
Five Times by Rel reviews
Temari meets Hidan five times in her life...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,553 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Hidan, Temari
Something Wicked This Way Comes by Aishuu reviews
An alternate universe. L and Raito meet under different circumstances.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,989 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 1,298 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Light Y., L
Hung on Powerlines by Mahri Lellan reviews
I'd take it kicking and screaming, but for you I'll keep my mouth shut. So, so bittersweet and battered. MelloxMatt, slightly Mattcentric. Rated M for abstract sex.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,072 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Fangrlz by Destiny's Hand reviews
Five ordinary high school girls are thrown into the Naurto world and paired with characters they either like . . . or hate. Can they learn to survive in a world of ninja? Can they ever get home? Do they even want to leave?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 130,152 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Causes by aliasaurorasaccounthasmoved reviews
Aristotle: “All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire.” What is a child's reason?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,657 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Edward E., Winry R.
Fullmetal Alchemist 4kids style by Muten Azuki reviews
How would 4kids edit Fullmetal alchemist? I've written some of their 'minor' edits. Aren't you lucky? New theme song included! Flames welcome!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009
How to Drive Snape Insane in One Class Period by LunaPadma reviews
DO NOT ATTEMPT! IF you do, we are not responsible. It's just funny! Now torturing more teachers!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Severus S.
On The Dangers Of Stereotyping by laurelsblue reviews
Vaguely crack. Hanabi has her epic romance all planned out. All she has to do is convince Konohamaru. 20 Truths about Hanabi and Konohamaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Hanabi H., Konohamaru S. - Complete
Gimme Mah Chocolate, Foo! by My Sublunary Soul reviews
Crackfic? No. Don't be ridiculous. This is a perfectly respectable collection of many oneshot, possibly twoshot, happenings at the Wammy House. Mello-mazing rants, Near-rific lethargy, and Matt-tastic nonsense guaranteed. Rated T for spunkiness.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,999 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Mello, Near
Among the Flock by Unity of Moon and Sun reviews
Based off "Wide Knowlege of the Late Night Madness." We all know Miku's side of the night in the sanitarium. But what about the Kagamine twins? ONESHOT Mentions of LenxRin
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
Fear My Spork by The . L O S T . Paperclip reviews
Stealth alone just doesn't cut it. If that's the case, then how did Foxface do it? Well, she had one more attribute that is widely lacked in Panem: Insanity. Most crumble under its weight, whereas she had embraced it and twisted it into something... fun.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009
BackWords! by Leathal GummyBearz reviews
Out of all the things Hyuuga Hinata expected herself to do this morning was NOT to be dragged off by the crazy elfin-like blonde, Yamanaka Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Ino Y., Hinata H. - Complete
improper speech by incandescens reviews
Byakuya attempts subtle seduction: Renji fails in comprehension: Rukia provides poetic criticism.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
Five and One: I Wanna Hold Your Hand by Penbrydd reviews
-Kirk/Spock- Spock's flirting is totally unintelligible to Kirk, but it's enough to make the Ambassador's entourage retch. -ONESHOT-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/23/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Copper for a Kiss by Lady Cleo reviews
Alternate ‘Verse: When fate takes a turn and Simon is unable to liberate River from the Academy, Jayne finds himself accidentally rescuing the crazy girl from her tormentors.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,556 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 6/19/2005 - Jayne, River
Zombie by LuckyLauren reviews
Kakashi can't get it out of his head. Song-fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
For The Better by Dorku No Renkinjutsushi reviews
Percy leaves home. It's for the better, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Percy W., Charlie W. - Complete
Zest by Scary Shinigami reviews
Ibiki was God and Anko tasted the rain only once. AnkoIbiki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Anko M., Ibiki M. - Complete
Folie a Deux by Persepolis130 reviews
Scorpius Malfoy wears a permanent invisibility cloak and dreams of growing wings. Al wishes he were half that cool and has the nail polish to prove it. Albus/Scorpius AS/S, Harry/Draco H/D, other pairings incl. slash and het
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,439 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
The Healing Light Alchemist by aliasaurorasaccounthasmoved reviews
Look, the fic is named after the main OC, her name's Kazumiko, and she's French. How much more obvious can she be? Crack AlxOC. It's theretard5892's Mary-Sue challenge.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Clothes Make the Wizard by Lucillia reviews
The "ignorance" regarding muggle dress was mostly a sham. There was another reason that wizards, especially those from the older generations went out in such unusual attire when they were amongst muggles.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
Of Stories, Beaches, and Fieldtrips by MissLe reviews
So the mermaid, distraught and anguished, looked up at the prince to whisper, “How would you like to die with me?” GaaHina.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Silver and Gold by Ariana Deralte reviews
The first intervillage chuunin exam is being held. For six year old Kakashi, it's an opportunity for him to prove himself. For the future Yondaime, it's a chance to prevent a war.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,444 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Minato N.
7 Things by Mird reviews
Ed expresses his feelings for Roy...Through a song. Parody of '7 Things' by Miley Cyrus. Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Insert Witty Title Here by Mird reviews
For reasons that are irrelevant to the plot, Abby saves Al from hijackers. AlxOC Parody, crackfic. Do you really think I'd ever write REAL AlxOC? Ha. Yeah. Right. -oneshot-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Alphonse E. - Complete
Little Silver Box by Hinata-Crack reviews
“What do I face if I refuse to join?” “Death.” “Oh…” ON HIATUS HidaHina CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,397 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Hinata H., Hidan
Motherhood by OliveOilMed reviews
After the birth of her third child, Fleur Weasley takes a look at her life and contemplate how she got here. Surely she never set oput to be a mother of such a large family at such a young age. How did this happen, and is she even fit to serve this role?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Fleur D., Bill W. - Complete
Crack by SpicyNavel reviews
A series of random stories made purely from boredom. Mary-sues, OOCness and brain melting fun. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Kakuzu
Mercenary by Sarapsys reviews
After three years of waiting, Matt gets a call that he's been expecting. Rated for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Confession by Mitsuuuu reviews
L is certain that Light is Kira, and accuses him, yet again. Light denies his accusations, as usual. But, L believes the young man is hiding his true alias, and he devises a plan - a new method unlike any prior. Something truly sensual. Rated M. L x Light
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,572 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Genderbender by aliasaurorasaccounthasmoved reviews
Due to my very strange new interest in FMA genderbender tales, and the abrupt lack of good ones on FFnet, I decided to write my own. You have been warned.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,127 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Want by Sara's Girl reviews
Sirius is confused, Regulus is evil, and it's just too HOT. AU. Plotless smut. Warnings aplenty. Sirius/Regulus. SLASH. BLACKCEST. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
You Have Got To Be Kidding Me by thunder skies reviews
."And do you know what, right then, I really, really, start to hate about myself? I have a thing for eye contact." Leah/Nahuel.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,485 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Leah, Nahuel
Misa on stilettos by Cooper Writer Crafter reviews
Misa loves Light. She loves her massacred family. And most of all, she loves her favorite pair of stilettos and how it represented parts of her she tried to understand and make sense of but never could and never will.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,768 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Misa A. - Complete
Fixed by zorrie reviews
Everything they touch turns to dust and destruction - unless it's already destroyed. So Matt and Mello hold eachother close, closer than anybody else could possibly understand.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Escort to Happiness by Her Sweetness reviews
AU. Mello's life has just been flipped upside down and L's the cause. Though they've never met, L is determined to right the wrong and drag his best friend, Raito, through his attempts to fix a young man's heartache. L x Mello.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,003 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Mello, L - Complete
Why SasuNaru doesn't Exist by Wind Alias reviews
A random one-shot that explains why SasuNaru does not exist. This is not anything against the pairing. Crack fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What Ginny Weasley Has to Say About it by TheSiner reviews
Ginny Weasley has right to be upset, when Draco Malfoy steals her boyfriend. COMPLETE. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Once a Month by SilverWolf7007 reviews
James knew why Remus went home once a month. Of course he knew. How could he not? They shared the same dorm room, after all, and James was apparently far more observant than Sirius or Peter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/16/2009 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Cold Hearted Bastard by TheSiner reviews
HP/DM, AU, no magic. Draco is a cold-hearted bastard until he finds a mysterious boy without memory who changes his life forever. Love, complicated personalities and unknown past. Repost with changed title. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 44,521 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Loose Threads by FFYP-det-Yagami reviews
This is another another note. Supernatural gobbledegook, that slowly, slowly falls into AU... It's a little difficult to explain...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,104 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - BB, Mello
And Lightning Strikes by that dark-haired girl reviews
Parvati stays away from all tropical fruits, save pineapples, because of this. - Twenty facts about Parvati Patil, in no particular order.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Parvati P., Anthony G. - Complete
Reasons Why I Shouldn't Marry Luna Lovegood by OA Hymers reviews
Hermione mulls over a very important question from Luna. Pure, undiluted fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Doors by irlbird reviews
That Miku girl...she always did have a screw loose. Based on Late Night Madness.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Miku H. - Complete
Rules by shrieking minties 51 reviews
Rule number one of arguing with your own head: do not pull faces. ZetsuKonan. Crap title. Because your mother told me so last night
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Zetsu, Konan
Deformity by irlbird reviews
Oh, you're here, you're here! Welcome to the Dark Woods Circus. Tonight, we'll be showing the sad fate that some in this world carry...
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Len K., Miku H. - Complete
Bay Leaf by tomboy-girl21 reviews
They were either masochists or just blind.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,219 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Ino Y., Temari - Complete
Drowning Sorrows by Tally Mark reviews
A miko and a youkai walk into a bar. SessKag Oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,903 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Door to Door by stones reviews
Whoever said door to door salesmen were annoying was absolutely, positively, most definitely right. Hidan/Sakura. Mature Humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Manchester Lost by Moczo reviews
-an ensemble sequel to the novel- Our heroes have managed to make things worse, as the Apocalypse is starting up... again. Drama! Action! Humor! Adventure! Tea! Suspense! Snark! Romance!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,044 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Reparations by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,767 - Reviews: 1106 - Favs: 2,241 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Heart and Soul by sshg316 reviews
A prophecy says Luna and Draco will one day fall in love. That was six years ago, and Luna is tired of waiting around. It's time to take matters into her own hands. Draco has plans of his own. DMLL First Place Winner, Draconian Measures, 2007 OWL Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,067 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
red by metaphorically-blue reviews
/Little Red Riding Hood, modernized/ Her mind is fractured, kind of like how white light hits something and splits into a thousand colors.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Complete
Random Word Association by CerealK reviews
At his wits end Sasuke's shrink decides to try something new.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 77 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Everything is Alright by xXBeyondBirthdayXx reviews
But I call dibs on Matt. He may not know it, and nobody else might either, but Matt was mine.' Rated M for later chapters. MattxMello YAOI R&R!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,902 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Her Clever Ruse by aliasaurorasaccounthasmoved reviews
He's always known that Winry is different, even when she seems exactly the same... He knows it's all a clever ruse.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Winry R., Edward E. - Complete
Of Hyuuga by Djehuty3 reviews
In which friendship is made, Naruto is embarrassing, Tenten is fangirlish, Hinata blushes and Hanabi learns things the embarrassing way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Lost Boys by Le'letha reviews
Ficlet collection. The bits and scenes that nobody saw, that didn't happen, or that could have been. Increasing amounts of increasingly disturbing slash. Eleventh: It was never about love. Twelfth: For everything there is a consequence, murder most of all
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,860 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Light Y., L
Founding Hogwarts by Rufus T. Firefly reviews
AU. The Founders of Hogwarts were brave, witty, loyal and cunning. They were also drunk, besotted, sarcastic, proud, lustful, jealous, conceited, baffled, cursed – and on speaking terms with an inebriated Glaswegian hat. Read the bits history missed out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 112,102 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Rowena R., Salazar S. - Complete
a matter of weight ratio by smartalker reviews
Because at some point in time, every girl thinks she’s fat. Risa just happens to do so in the loudest manner she can possibly achieve. — OtaniRisa
Lovely Complex - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Complete
Sleep Talking by mellish reviews
It could be the nightmares, or the premise of tomorrow, but lately Sokka hasn't been sleeping well. Unfortunately, Toph is not the best person to ask for help. Oneshot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
Sanity by KivaEmber reviews
Another random drabble. Ichigo was bored with normal life, and it was Shiro, the crazy hollow who lived in his head, that kept him semi-sane. Implied HichiIchi.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
I Love Cake by Gaara'slovexx16 reviews
I love you." "I love... Cake." NaruSasu, AU, I own absolutely nothing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Letting Go by ChetCheerio reviews
It's been a year. Fang visits her grave whenever he can. The others have moved on; will he be ever able to? Implied Fax. Oneshot
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Caveat Emptor by Tierfal reviews
In which there are shopping trips, sarcasm, backhanded compliments, dark rooms, big guns, bubble baths, trauma of every sort, and detailed fantasies involving cake - lots of those. Let the buyer beware indeed. L/Light.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,536 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Pray for Sin by iSpanky reviews
She stepped on shadows that sighed like innocence being raped. Itasaku- about vampires, priests and orphans that fall in love with said vampire.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
How long? by broodingbat reviews
Nothing more than a simple, unpretentious romance, which I started writing on request of a close friend of mine. HaldirOC. Not a Mary Sue. Not a “girl falls and bosses the show”. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,405 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Haldir
Death and His Shadow by sugarswirls reviews
Raito Yagami is your typical star student. That is, until one night when he catches a deadly fever and L, a bored god of death, phases through his bedroom window to take his soul away. But how can he steal the soul of someone who won't die? AU RxLxR
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 234,128 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Light Y., L
Cold Feet by LockHimInACage reviews
Ryuzaki! You have cold feet!" First attemt at a Death Note fic... well the first one posted.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Misa A., L - Complete
Always with you by DustyDreamer reviews
The doll watched. The red smile seemed to widen, as though both the doll and Harley were in on a secret.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
The Storyteller by iSpanky reviews
Master Sasori, tell me a story. She said, basking underneath the evening sun that lazily kissed her face before it left the sky. SasoSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Very Bad Things by freudian fuckup reviews
On the list of Very Bad Things Sirius Black has done, Snogging Moony In a Bathroom is really only eighth or ninth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,832 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Terms of Endearment by Durgas Dragon reviews
Kakashi figures out what Iruka’s really saying
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Birthday Traditions by Maiden of the Moon reviews
“Would you rather I give you a ‘pinch to grow an inch?’” Lidner asked quietly, her voice equal parts sensual softness and sarcasm as her nose brushed Near’s, their pale hair tangling.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Near, Halle L. - Complete
Team Mentality by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
It had been a really freaking long mission. Gai. Lee. Neji. Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Tenten - Complete
Broken Dragon by nikipinz reviews
Ty Lee visits Azula in prison, and subsequent action. Post-war obviously Rated T to be safe.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 74 - Words: 169,922 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Ty Lee, Azula - Complete
Hot Pants Explosion by Sherrri reviews
In the heat of the summer, Mello thinks it’s only logical to trade his leather pants for leather shorts. Matt, on the other hand, begins finding logic hard to come by. Matt x Mello.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The End Is Near by Tierfal reviews
A horrible day gets a bit bet - er, worse - when Mello discovers that a certain albino boy has disa-Neared. Matt, Mello, L, and Light set out to find him, come hell, high water, or chocolate shortages. Well, maybe not those. Matt/Mello, Light/L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 61,931 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Cheap by A.Pseudonym reviews
Your standard 'Matt meets Mello again after five years' fic. I know it's been done to death, but perhaps someone will get some enjoyment out of it. I'd completely forgot I had written this!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Booboos and Kisses by Desiree Ann reviews
Hinata got nicked with a kunai. Kibahina. SHORT. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete
Wanna Cyber? by Cat In My Fridge reviews
What happens when Mello decides to have cybersex with Near? Utter Crack, that's what. Rated M for language and cybersex gone horriby, horribly wrong.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Matt, Near - Complete
Window, Tree by Tierfal reviews
Sayu would like nothing more than for Light to go boil his head right now, but he always has to have the last word. Matsuda/Sayu, with background Light/L.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Sayu Y., Light Y. - Complete
Five Truths by Lisse reviews
Just like the title says. Five facts about various shinobi, updated sporadically and as time permits.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009
The Test by HiddenInTheTardis reviews
Rose reverts to childish tactics to determine the Doctor's feelings for her. How will he react to The Test? Ten/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,126 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Quietly Speaking by LaDyFiCtIoN reviews
They do not talk about their intimate encounters, the past, or even the future. They live knowing all they need too. They know not to ask questions. And they know how to survive. They are Uchiha Itachi and Hoshigaki Kisame. KisaIta - Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Loss by Sevlow reviews
He had to let it out. He’d been holding it in all day and he wanted it gone. He’d kept quiet and calm and made himself smile and speak softly but he just couldn’t do it anymore. Maes X Gracia. One-shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,627 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Gracia H., Maes H. - Complete
Seeking the Unknown by nightdancers reviews
I abandoned the present, immersing myself in the scattered images I could see of my future. It was the only way I could survive. That distant family, my true mate... I could only wait until they were within my reach. -now complete-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 56,686 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Is Six by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
I'm not stupid. I'm six. Naruto. Sasuke. Sakura. Rated for reference to violence
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Threesome by Arra Frost reviews
Naruto proposes an intriguing idea and attempts to persuade Sasuke. "It's a perfectly natural thing to do. In fact, lots of people do it."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sing the Lullaby by WildWolfMoon reviews
“You see, Kisame, there was only one solution. It was either let his body collapse on itself, or turn Itachi into a five year old.”
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Her Kingdom as Great by MarbleGlove reviews
JS What’s said is said, and Sarah said, “My Will is as Strong as Yours and my Kingdom as Great.” And then, of course, she lied. A series of one-shots.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,846 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
A Small Tale From The Grand Epic Called History by Lucillia reviews
Auror Alastor Moody arrests and tries to interrogate a strange boy who came from the future with an incredible story to tell. A story about a dark future where a betrayed Harry Potter destroyed the world. A story he plans to change. Sequel is up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,374 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Alastor M. - Complete
A Matter of Honor by Adridere reviews
COMPLETE - Almost 4 years after the war. Aang is engaged to Katara and is up to Zuko to teach him the facts of life. Yep, the bees and the birds. Crazy kings, bananas and the ultimate contest for the hand of a reluctant maiden. Zutara/Taang
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 185,294 - Reviews: 1336 - Favs: 1,418 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Toph, Aang - Complete
Pitfalls of the Palantir by Lalaeth reviews
A scholarly elf and a less than respectable woman traipse across Middle earth in search of a powerful artifact. Chapter 36. Epilogue.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 84,012 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 6/19/2005 - Complete
Iridescence by Bialy reviews
L decides, one evening when he’s tired and all he can taste is stale coffee, that Light’s mind is like an oil slick. Double drabble, oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
These Lines I Wear Around My Wrists by Ayien reviews
100 drabbles on Yugito Nii, done for fanfic100.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,384 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 11/13/2007
Lumberjack by Artemis Day reviews
Light makes a startling confession.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Light Y., Misa A., Near - Complete
Off of the Market by Durgas Dragon reviews
Raidou doesn’t like how she keeps looking at him
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Raidou N., Genma S. - Complete
Fascination by Sara's Girl reviews
Some would call it obsession, but when it comes to Draco Malfoy, Harry just can't stand not knowing. AU-ish post-war Hogwarts!fic...an experiment, I guess. Pre-slash. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,176 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How Crowley Fell Out of Love with the Bentley by Moczo reviews
A bored Crowley wonders what will happen if he puts an actual Best of Queen tape into the Bentley, Aziraphale is not adjusting well to actually selling books, and Hastur knows he wants revenge but isn't sure why or on who.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,932 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
The Relationship Talk by Durgas Dragon reviews
Gaara and Naruto discuss their relationships
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Anti Formulaic by ShadowBluebell reviews
AU, OneShot: Girl pines for guy. Girl gets guy. Girl loses guy. Formulaic, right? But this isn’t some Korean drama or a high school love story, and Kagome isn’t a helpless damsel. She’s the definition of anti-formulaic. InuyashaKagome
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Vertigo by Cynchick reviews
Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 201,198 - Reviews: 1941 - Favs: 2,048 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Stripper Boots and Santa Hats by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
--KakuHida oneshot. Hidan isn't all that skilled in the area of playing Santa...-- Deidara stifled a huge choke of laughter. "Well, un... Um... If Kakuzu's into drag queens, it'll be perfect."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Sugar by Maiden of the Moon reviews
The brain uses sugar. Stupid people don’t use their brains. More sugar means sweeter. L needed sweets. Was it not, therefore, fairly obvious as to why L chose to kiss Matsuda? LxMATSUDA, LxLIGHT.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
The Scent of Blood by Chibi-Chichan reviews
A virgin's blood is an acquired taste. And Hidan had always had a morbid fascination for it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,435 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Hidan, Sakura H.
Locker Room Therapy by Asuka Kureru reviews
SasuNaru. AU. He'd rather think about Sasuke punching him, kissing him. It's weird, but normal-weird. It's not waking up handcuffed to a lead pipe and being held down as a psycho with his father's face calls him 'my son' and carves up his cheeks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,337 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Anything at All by Tierfal reviews
Mello doesn't say what he means, but he says the opposite, which is almost as good. Matt/Mello.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Small Talk by CurrentlyIncognito reviews
The Akatsuki attempts some small talk at the dinner table... with surprising findings. Slight crack. :3 read and REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Hinata H. - Complete
Marriage Counseling by Eclectic1 reviews
Mello and Matt are having "relationship" issues. It's actually more like Mello is having issues with their "relationship" and Matt doesn't care either way, but hey, what can you do? Rated T for Matt x Mello yaoi and mild drug reference
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Swans by insufficientemotionalfunds reviews
Part I of II. The chronicles of Mello and Matt, introduction till the end, beginning in the Wammy's library. MelloxMattxMello. Chapters are usually 70/30 angst and comedy, the percentages vary depending on my mood. Officially abandoned. Sorry.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,966 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Mello, Matt
Spill by jin.toshikazu reviews
The waiter stood up and pleasantly shook the lawyer’s hand. “Pleased to meet you, Mr. Uchiha. So, you’re the jerk who dumped her for a Victoria’s Secret model on the day of your fifth anniversary?” Ino, Sasuke, Hidan
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,389 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
The Sound of Waves by shi-chan reviews
KakaIru - Kakashi loved everything about Iruka. But what he loved the most was his aura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Capture Kira by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Capture Yagami Light! We swear that he will be, sealed up in a dirty cell for eternity! Parody lyrics to "Kidnap the Sandy Claws" from "The Nightmare Before Christmas." Inspired by GodsHellsSing.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Near, Mello - Complete
Daybreak by AisuHime reviews
A poem I wrote for English class about Akatsuki or "Daybreak". All names have been changed into nicknames so as to not confuse my english teacher. Events not fully acurate. WARNING: Heavy spoilers for current manga.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
From One Life to Another by Li the Twilight Knight reviews
When 17-year-old L begins to remember bits of a past life, how will he react when he meets the one who killed him? And with the Shinigami once more interfering in the human world, can he find it in himself to face the threat of Kira again?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 52,687 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Dawn of Remembered Time by Tierfal reviews
Light Yagami's metaphors were even worse when he was hungover and had just gotten laid. Light/L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,261 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Mortuary Mixup by Sayaka-sama reviews
All in all, Ino was bound for a stiff and miserable occasion until he nearly destroyed the wall of the funeral home. Hidan Ino crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
Nearly There by Songfic Misstress reviews
companion piece to "Fecking Diary" and "Betchin' Blog", this is Near's musing in his journal style blog. Lots of scared, angsty, attitudinal albino kid.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,745 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Near, Halle L.
Costume Party by Durgas Dragon reviews
Team 10 goes to a costume party and Shikamaru and Chouji hide from the others
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Shikamaru N., Chōji A. - Complete
At Babel by Bialy reviews
Mello and Near are the strangest birthday presents L ever receives. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,149 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Next by that dark-haired girl reviews
Ten facts, twenty people - a look into the next generation. *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,157 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Complete
Letters to Mine Enemy by FrostedMidnight reviews
What does one do when forbidden to write to one's friends? Why, write to thier enemies instead of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Winter by Varethane reviews
AU: Kagome could have simply turned around and gone back upstairs, leaving Miroku alone to deal with an unconscious hanyou in the back seat of his car. But no one ever said Kagome always took the easy way out… [Warning: language]
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 97,732 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Accidentally Subtle by BlingBling021 reviews
Tamaki rambles, and Kyouya gets annoyed. All is as it should be. KyouyaxTamaki, one-shot, fluff abounds.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Door Number Two by Reaper Nanashi reviews
-HIATUS- Naruto had always wanted a loving family, but it hadn't occurred to him that having one came with its own set of problems. He was trying so hard to love them that he never realized he was hurting them . . .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 184,899 - Reviews: 4216 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 1,479 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Porcelain by Crowskin reviews
L is a doll, Light thinks; he ponders this as he watches L nibble daintily on a donut. Because what do dolls live on? On sugar and dreams and small-child magic.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Published: 10/20/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Butterfly by BurtonFanatic reviews
Because in the end, all they wanted was to be free.
Corpse Bride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 10/11/2008
Soundtrack to Your Life by alienyouthct reviews
In Hogsmeade to pick out robes for the Yule Ball, Hermione has a close encounter of the Loony kind… and her life will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,707 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - [Hermione G., Luna L.]
How to Say Open by Lucillia reviews
During Fifth year, Harry finds Ron trying to open the Chamber of Secrets. This is a more plausible explanation as to how Ron was able to open the Chamber at the end of Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 66 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
Shukumei by BlingBling021 reviews
In which, despite fighting and falling and fate, neither lets go. L x Light, 31 prompts. YAOI.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,481 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
To See You Again by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU-ish, pre-Naruto/Kakashi Gaiden-ish, and spoilers about Naruto's origins, yay! ...When last they met, he didn't even know that she was a "she." Now fate has brought them back together, and she's gonna rock his world...again. MinaKushi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,105 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] - Complete
Dark Knight by Digital Skitty reviews
Once upon a time, there was a world where the dragons were noble and the white knight was a demon. Where the princess falls in love with the dark knight, and they help to take down their own kingdom. And where the dragons aren't vanquished in the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 99 - Words: 515,531 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 2/14/2007 - [Deidara, Sasori] [Hinata H., Neji H.] - Complete
Family Matters by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Susan watched the grandfather she'd only recently been reunited with and sighed. Clearly, if he and Rose were ever going to get together, Susan was going to have to take matters into her own hands. Ten/Rose. Oneshot. Complete.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Complete
Meddling Fangirls by Durgas Dragon reviews
Since bullying doesn’t seem to have any effect, Ino and Sakura decide to take some more direct measures to get what they want
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Chōji A., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Lobotomize by Translucent Darkness reviews
Oneshot. L is the emotionless detective, the stoic man who would never allow biasses to cloud his judgement. When viewing L next to vibrant Yagami Light, Soichiro has to wonder...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/4/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Shortcakes by KivaEmber reviews
Fluffy oneshot series. 7th Shortcake: Sleep: L had always seemed oddly awkward when ‘sleeping’. LxRaitoxL
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,601 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - L, Light Y.
Hold Me by Alien ABC's reviews
The life of L Lawliet, in eight hugs.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - L - Complete
Twisted Fairytale by YaoiCookie reviews
A remake of the Goldilocks story, with those Whammy boys taking over. Yaoi scented, with a LNear, MattNear, and MelloNear taste.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2008 - [L, Near, Mello, Matt] - Complete
Ruin by Tierfal reviews
The phone was going to ring in two minutes. But Matt didn't know that, and he didn't know what that phone call was going to do to his poor excuse for a life.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,809 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Love For Profanity by Awesome Anonymous reviews
-::HidaHina::- Hidan really only desired one thing: someone who cursed as much as he did.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Hidan, Hinata H. - Complete
Giving It All by Aimlessly Unknown reviews
Sacrifice, blood, determination, heart, belief, instinct THAT’S what little girls are made of, the hell with sugar and spice. Kuniochi Ficlet
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Sakura H., Hinata H. - Complete
Yo Ho by Jetamors reviews
Yachiru has a new obsession, and the rest of Soul Society gets pulled along in her wake. Fluffy gen.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Yachiru K. - Complete
In All Honesty by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Nara Shikamaru doesn’t even think Ino is pretty until they are eight. Yamanaka Ino decides to marry Shikamaru the day she meets him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Crimes And Punishments by Durgas Dragon reviews
Lee punishes himself for the Disgrace he’s brought
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Lee R., Gaara - Complete
Borrowed Time by Tamarai reviews
Set shortly after the 3rd film. For all those who sorely missed our beloved Cajun in the films. Remy plans to steal the ultimate treasure from a fellow X-man and by the way things are going with Bobby and Marie, Remy may very well succeed. ROMY
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,355 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Rogue - Complete
Background Noise by Luna Lovegood5 reviews
Written for a ficathon for the prompts "babies" and "music", though this is more pregnancy!fic than baby!fic. TenxRose, dancing, bumps and music.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Complete
The WorldSaving Properties of Hot Threesome Sex by opalish reviews
Harry's straight, he really is. Unfortunately, no one believes it but him. HarryLunaBlaise crackfic AHOY.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 77 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Pretense by Lutralutra reviews
She waved, and he waved back. They knew each other, once. But when Fate led them down separate paths, the thin line between pretense and reality became an impassable barrier. PeinKonan, now AU. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,018 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Cash Cab Insanity by Hari-Aisu reviews
Had Cash Cab host Ben Bailey known that picking up two men by the names of Yagami Raito and L Lawliet would have caused him such trouble from the beginning, he was quite sure he would have kept on driving, thank you very much. Oh, God help him now...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,098 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/20/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Naruto Blind Dates by Tally Mai-chan reviews
44 characters in Naruto, including the Akatsuki, are signed up for blind dates. Who will they get? How will there dates go? Crack and more crack. Some dates go a little screwy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
to the death by mrie reviews
Twenty-four rules to being a ninja and a teammate, because they’re practically one and the same anyway.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
A Little Research by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Another sort-of prequel to Inquisition, in which Harry knocks on Luna’s door and they discuss an oddly endearing Velma.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Standing Tall by Aqualoner reviews
Hinata is never noticed, until one day she is. One-shot Hinata-centric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Hinata H. - Complete
Frivolous Sentimentalities by Tally Mark reviews
If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, what galaxy are youkai from? Because Kagome would really like to know. SessKag oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,139 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 3,177 - Follows: 266 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
The Boy Who Would Be Kira by Kuruk reviews
He didn't have to be Kira... The things in Light's life that made him a mass murderer, and the things that could've made him someone better.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Light Y. - Complete
Teatime of the Living Dead by Jack Hawksmoor reviews
A post Journey's End Doctor/Rose rollicking adventure. I couldn't find one, so I wrote one. Thrills, chills, and intermittent snogging ahead.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,049 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008
Absolution by tomboy-girl21 reviews
Tenten had been the new girl. Sure she heard rumors of just how wild Yamanaka Ino used to be before she went clean. But she didn't know just how screwed up her friend was. Until now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Ino Y., Tenten
Friday's Child by Lisse reviews
Ten facts about one girl. Sorta-metafic, ginormous Breaking Dawn spoilers.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
About Ten by Kantayra reviews
The mysterious organization called Akatsuki is made up of about ten shinobi. Who would have thought that maintaining an evil criminal organization of *exactly* ten members would be so difficult? Pure crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Madara U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Between a Rock and a Hard Place by tomboy-girl21 reviews
Uchiha," Ino repeated slowly, a grin spreading on her face. A disturbed Neji could only assume she was in her happy place, a weird fantasy cult world of Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,885 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neji H., Ino Y.