Emmett's the Strongest, Rosalie's the Prettiest, Edward's the Smoothest, Bella's the Clumsiest, Alice's the Quirkiest, But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous.
The Percy Jackson Oath: I promise to remember Percy Whenever I'm at sea I promise to remember Annabeth Whenever a spider comes after me I promise to protect nature For Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron Whenever I see a sign that says free 'pony ride' I promise to remember Tyson Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia Whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others I promise to remember Zoë Whenever I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachael Whenever I see a limo pass by my car Yes I promise to love PJO Wherever I may go So that all may see my obsession Because I know what the PJO lovers know!
The Twilight Oath:
I promise to remember Bella Each time I carelessly fall down And I promise to remember Edward When ever I'm out of town I promise to obey traffic laws For Charlie's sake of course And I promise to remember Jacob When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Carlisle When ever I am in the Emergency Room And I promise to remember Emmett Every time there's a huge boom I promise to to remember Rosalie When ever I see something that holds pure beauty And I promise to remember Alice When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me I promise to remember Renesmee When I see that beautiful bronze hair. And I promise to remember Esme When someone tells me they care I promise to remember Jasper Whenever my stomach isn't curled And I promise to remember the Volturi When someone speaks of dominating the world Yes I promise to love Twilight Wherever I may go So that all may see my obsession Because I know what the Twilighters know.
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile REAL FRIENDS: Are for life
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to get it back!
GIVING IDEAS OUT
pan has children and percy and his friends look for his children ;percy jackson olympians
alice and the cullens find they were sent a guide telling them almost everything about everyone; twilight
alice is accidentally sent to camp halfblood they thought she was apollo's daughter she was transffered and she didn't remember anything ; percy jackson
fan wars erupt in diffrent directions when the actual characters go to see what's going on ; h2o,twilight,& percy jackson
hades gets caught dancing in booty shorts at goth dance convention by nico ,percy,& thalia ; percy jackson
the demigods at camp ask a favor of the gods the gods amused say no not unless you guys do something for us so percy makes a bet instead about who can stay the longest at high school ,the winners gets to decide who what the loser does ; percy jackson
the blood law the cullens rule the vampire world with a rule about blood ; twilight
when piosedon was talking about claiming his other kids with percy he wasn't kidding but their roman twins ; percy jackson
annabeth and percy find the others diary/journal and as that's happening everyone at camp halfblood is drawn to find the person they likes diary/journal ; percy jackson
apollo has a group for boys kinda like artemis's hunt ; percy jackson
percy gives the gods gifts all the gods are so stunned they freak and start going wild ( the exception of poisedon,apollo,artemis,hephaest,&hestia ) ; percy jackson
bella had a gun,a knife,pepper spray ,& combat skills that night in port angeles ; twilight
edward came to late & bella almost dies but he makes a decision ;twilight
alice and emmet come up with a game where you bash on everyone you like. ;twilight
annabeth and her friends read the five books they find before percy comes to camp( i was thinking of everyone's reaction to her kissing percy in battle of labryinth) ; percy jackson
nico,percy,grover, & the stoll brothers gossip about girl,rumors,& stuff they hate & decide to make a camp magazine ; percy jackson
the stars of twilight,percy jackson,& h20 go on a manhunt for justin beiber finding him and jumping was there missions becuz they find he's half vamp,werewolf,a half blood,& a merman going in the world using his voice for destruction & mind control ; twilight/h20/percy jackson
artemis decides she wants kids does what athena does and has 4 daughters batty, rosalin'd , skye,& jane ; the penderwicks/ percy jackson
hera puts zeus in cheaters ; percy jackson
when annabeth were on the boat in LT he kissed her ;percy jackson
bree read the twilight books and short second life of bree tanner before she was a vamp ; twilight
artemis misunderstands what percy & annabeth are doing & walks in , later on thinking it was just a misunderstanding he was going to walk into percy finds thalia & artemis making out ; percy jackson
(doing this becuz it's 9/11) percy uses a camera goes back in time to stop 9/11 becuz his moms parent were on the plane(sorry illogical but still.) & the reason was a attempt of destroying the empire state by the titan that was starting to awake. ; percy jackson
when cleo ,rikki ,& emma gave up there powers they passed all of them to percy,nico,& thalia they are excited about their newest power but it brings more danger than before to lift it off them they have to talk to the people who had the powers before ; h20 & percy jackson
percy has a twin sister persy ; percy jackson
bella & rennesemee are transported to a diffrent plane where bella has 20 children & isn't a VAMPIRE : TWILIGHT
percy & all his friends decide to go to waverly sub station where they get pranks pulled on them ;percy jackson/wizards of waverly place
OK YOU GUYS SHOULD CHECK THIS OUT IT'S A STEREOTYPICAL SKIT ( WITH ME AS DESTIA AND MY SISTERS: KERI AS YAK TERRI,JOUKIE AS BEAR STANDING BEAR ,AND KENYA AS ... hmm i don't remember ...whatever she's the one from Thailand)here's the link : http://youtu.be/_FE30XQddMA or just search TRUE STORIES: REAL WORLD INTERNATIONAL
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