Tobi's Only Girl
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Joined 06-08-11, id: 2973354, Profile Updated: 11-24-11
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Ouran High School Host Club.

Imma makin' me sum waffles? if you want sum, help me mak a fic!

So, I'm Kaiko Hanabishi, and tobi is mine bitches!

Name: Kaiko Hanabishi. I told you this already, didn't I?

Age: I'm 16 although my friends and family both agree that I'm more like a 2 year old puppy. I think so too.

Location: Springfield, Ohio in the 12th dimansion right next to the twilight zone

Personality: I'm as crazy and hyper as Tobi on a suger high

Food: Candy, Meat, and Ramen. I only eat once a day, three times a week

Hobbies: Anime, Manga, Stalking...I mean, Uh, READING!

Likes: Fanfic, My master, My bf, anime, dbza, YAOI!, Manga,etc, Little kids. Not in a creepy way though!
Dislikes:My Brother tom. I want him dead. and veggies.

"You're already there, take a look around. It's the fire in your hair, and the magma on the ground. You'll cry every tear, or maybe scream in fear. Because you're burning in Hell. You're already...THEEEEEEEEERRRRRREEE!" Me and my cousin's parody song.


'Mad? Me? I'm the sanest creature alive!'-Skurai(Ragnarok)
'Curse those evil octopi!'-Genma(Ranma 1/2)
'Jedi powers do NOT work at the dinner table!'-Me!
'But they do like each other!'-Random child from Inuyasha
'I don't suffer from insanity! I enjoy every minute of it!'-Jethro E. Guardian(the E stands for Evil.)
'Ugh! There's not a single normal person in theis village! It's a madhouse! A MADHOUSE!'-Lydia(Ragnarok)
'You're the guy that says "What's up, Doc?" You're Porky Pig!' -Glena
'Long live the peches!'-Shem Gem
'One by one the pengiuns steal my sanity and if I try to stop them, they growl and turn into white tigers that feed on the dreams of the
holy!'-Random quiz on Quizilla
'It's not like I'm gonna go tagging random bathrooms!'-Anna
'You do not want to wash with a large jamón.'-Profe
'I am stag. Hear me roar.'-Cecilia
'You know what they say. Man is like a piece of cheese.'-Steven
'You don't have to worry about Aristole. He was a fruit loop.'-Dr. Schaffer
'Don't cry for me North Dakota!'-Mr. Ostlund
'You know. "The Count of Monte Crisco."'-Trevor
'My mom doesn't let me touch glitter. Not since the time with the glue...and the dog...'-Random TV Show
'Why is the skeleton gay?'-Micah
'The trick is not to show any fear. Tests can smell fear! Remain calm... Don't try to do everything at once. Look each question square in the eye. Try to find the weakest link... The easy one. Separate it from the herd, and take it down.'-Naruto
'Young master Gandalf!'-Treebeard
'New and Used Ramen Noodles. Check out the deals now!'- An eBay ad (Used Noodles? Eew!)
'Hello? pause Hello?'- Cody and I in unison on the phone.
'There's nothing more dangerous than an enraged guppy on the attack.'-Mr. Ostlund
'She's taking off her gloves! This is gonna be good!'-Dorothy on The Awakening
'Well, Cami has a big forehead!'-Travis
'The priests aired out poor people.'-Liz
'And the pheasants worked the land.'-Liz
'Do we get to kill people?'-Jakotsu
'Can I borrow a sheet of paper? My notebook is having an illicit love affair with my math book.'-Me
'What is a place like me doing in a girl like this?'-The girl from The Mummy
'Don't look at me with that tone of voice!'-My Dad's Friend
'I told Noah he's not allowed to answer the phone if the area code is 666.'-Me
'I forgot to water my plant and it came to me in a dream. "Jorge. I'm thirsty."'-Jorge (as he's flailing about a piece of said dead plant. We never get anything done in calculus...)
'Look there. Out the moor. It's the window, it is.'-Me, screwing up my lines for The Secret Garden.
'The AP is coming.'-Jorge (as he's using Kleenex to imitate the red hankercheif scene (where everyone is dying from cholera) at the beginning of The Secret Garden.)
'You're never going to find solace in religion, are you?'-Me, speaking to Noah as he's complaining about the church-goers down the street.
'Hell hath no fury like the vast robot hordes of a woman scorned.'-Ma's Kid #1 from Futurama.
'Dude. Ill be rping as youre boss, cousin, and bf.'- My text to Cecilia about an RPG where she is Prongs and Bellatrix and I'm Padfoot and Voldemort.
'Wait what bf? Are we an item and I didn't even know it? Oh... Best friend. Got it.'- Cecilia, in response to the previous quote.
'You know I could join as Lily and date myself'- Cecilia, about the same RPG.

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If you love NaruHina, copy and paste this into your profile.

Hinata:Do I ever cross your mind?
Naruto: No
Hinata: Do you like me?
Naruto: Not really
Hinata: Do you want me?
Naruto: No
Hinata: Would you cry if I left?
Naruto: No
Hinata: Would you live for me?
Naruto: No
Hinata: Would you do anything for me?
Naruto: No
Hinata: Choose--me or your life?
Naruto: My life
Hinata runs away in shock and pain and Naruto runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1) Hidan

2) Hinata

3) Sasori

4) Deidara

5) Alice

6) Kisame

7) Kiba

8) Pein

9) Itachi

10) Konan

11) Tobi

12) Kakuzu

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Kisame/Tobi. ...Lol Tobi would annoy the hell out of Kisame.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Deidara... Oh what a perfect choice x3 I have to say that he is quite hot.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Kakuzu getting Pein pregnant? LMAO!! Pein would get an abortion.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Itachi? Well... Yes -... In one GaaOC one I read he was in a pink speedo... It was a kind of crack-fic and I think Itachi was high... It was funny though. Though the only ones that were really about him were ItaAli ones or ItaOC.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Sasori and Kisame? Hell no!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Alice/Itachi or Alice/Konan? ItaAli. Totally

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Kiba walking in on Kakuzu and Hinata? Yeah, cause Hinata would totally do Kakuzu.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Sasori/Konan. Ummm... Konan goes to recruit Sasori for the Akatsuki! There! What? I'm not making a romance thing with that! Konan belongs to Pein and Sasori should only be with Deidara and sometimes in fanfics, Alice!

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Hidan...Pein...why do most of my fav characters have to be guys?? THERE IS NO FLUFF FOR THAT! That I know of at least... No, fluff could not exist for them o.e

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Kiba/Kakuzu? Uh... Deadly Encounters?

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Let's see here... They both get drunk one night and fuck each other. There.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Het...still don't know what the hell that is

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Tobi's a good boy!

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? Hinata/Deidara/Alice... Nah I don't think they would.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? Konan would probably just scream out Pein's name xD

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Pein? PAIN BY THREE DAYS GRACE!!

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Hidan/Kisame/Kakuzu...Violence!! Or crude humor

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Konan to use on...Hinata?! Hell I don't know

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? Tobi describing a relationship between Hinata and Pein? You know Hinata isnt making a lot of this fun for me...

20) How emo is Seven? Kiba? Emo? HA!

(゚、 。 7
l、 ~ヽ

Enter cliche "put this on your profile to help Kitty rule the world" text.
... Kitty

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!0_0

If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

~~If you think Akatsuki rule,put this on ur profile!!~~

If you thinkOrochimaru is what you get when Michael Jackson andVoldemort have unprotected sex, C&P this into your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think Tobi should run for president, copy and paste this onto your profile and add you name!

If you wish the whole Akatsuki did not die, copy and paste.

Retreating? Hell no, we're just attacking the other direction!

Random Quotes

"Who lit Toph on fire?"-Sokka-Avatar

"It's a giant mushroom, maybe its friendly!"-Sokka-Avatar

"Don't call me small! I break off your feet and stick them on your head!" -Edward Elric

Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." -Adam Savage

Best friends through thick and thin!
If you cry, I cry,
If you laugh, I laugh,
If you fight, I got your back,
If you trip, I'll catch you when you fall,
If you jump off a bridge I get a boat and save your stupid ass

I will temporarily rule the world, forever

One bright day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. Then a deaf policeman heard the noise and drew his gun and stabbed the boys. If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too. And if you don't believe the blind, ask the deaf he heard it fine.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity ...

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Translations: Japan - English (((not by me!)))

Jobun = Foreword
Shô = Chapter

Ichi = One
Ni = Two
San = Three
Shi / Yon = Four
Go = Five
Roku = Six
Shichi / Nana = Seven
Hachi = Eight
Kyuu = Nine
Juu = Ten
JuuIchi = Eleven
JuuNi = Twelve
JuuSan = Thirteen
JuuShi = Fourteen
JuuGo = Fifteen
JuuRoku = Sixteen
JuuShichi = Seventeen
JuuHachi = Eighteen
JuuKyuu = Nineteen
NiJuu = Twenty

Haru = Spring
Natsu = Summer
Aki = Fall
Fuyu = Winter

Sayonara = Goodbye
Ohayo gozaimasu = Good morning
Konnichi wa = Good afternoon
Konban wa = Good everning
Oyasumi nasai = Good night
Merii kurisumasu = Happy Christmas
Akemashite omedeto gozaimasu = Happy New Year

Moshi moshi? = Hello? ("Moshi moshi?", is something they say everytime they answer the phone)

Oh dear Kami-sama = Oh dear Lord / Oh dear God
Oh Kami = Oh God

Nakama = It can mean friend, but has a much stronger meaning to it like: Super-duper-bestest-friend-in-the-whole-wide-world-where-nothing-can-ever-ever-ever-EVER-tear-us-apart...

Koibito / Amate = Lover

Anata = means 'you' but also can mean 'dear'

Koi = Love

Koishii = Dearest / Sweetheart

Ichizoku = Family or Clan, ex. The Uchiha Ichizoku (The Uchiha Clan)

Otou-sama, Otou-san, Otou-chan, Tou-sama, Tou-san, Tou-chan, Chichioya (Chichiue),'Oyaji' = Father, dad, 'Old man'

Okaa-sama, Okaa-san, Okaa-chan, Kaa-sama, Kaa-san, Kaa-chan, Hahaoya (Hahaue) = Mother, mom

Onii-sama, Onii-san, Onii-chan, Nii-sama, Nii-san, Nii-chan, Aniki, Ani, (Name, ex. Naruto)-nii = Older brother, Big brother, (Ani) brother equally, big brother (Naruto)

Onee-sama, Onee-san, Onee-chan, Nee-sama, Nee-san, Nee-chan, (Name, ex. Sakura)-nee = Older sister, Big sister, big sister (Sakura)

Otouto-sama, Otouto-san, Otouto-kun, Otouto-chan, Otouto, (Name, ex. Sasuke)-otouto = Younger brother, little brother, baby brother, little brother (Sasuke)

Imouto-sama, Imouto-san, Imouto-chan, Imouto, (Name, ex. Hanabi)-imouto = Younger sister, little sister, baby sister, little sister (Hanabi)

Ojii-sama, Ojii-san, Ojii-chan, Jii-sama, Jii-san, Jii-chan, 'Oyaji' = Grandfather, 'Old man'

Obaa-sama, Obaa-san, Obaa-chan, Baa-sama, Baa-san, Baa-chan, Sobo = Grandmother, Granny, 'Old hag'

Oji-sama, Oji-san, Oji-chan, Ji-sama, Ji-san, Ji-chan = Uncle

Itoko-sama, Itoko-san, Itoko-kun, Itoko-chan = Cousin

Ossan = Old man / Mister

Onna = Woman

Gaki = Brat

-sama = For higher status, ex. Hokage, Clan Head, ex. Tsunade-sama, Hiashi-sama

-san = For people you respect, ex. Kakashi-san, or with surname only: Hatake-san

-kun = For a boy / man you are familiar with, ex. Sasuke-kun

-chan = For a girl woman you are familiar with, also refered to cute, ex. Sakura-chan

-sensei = For a teacher, doctor, ex. Iruka-sensei, Tsunade-sensei

-taichou = For a captain, ex. Hatake-taichou (Captain Hatake)

-shishou = For boss or a teacher in a job, ex. Tsunade-shishou (By Sakura)

-senpai = For a senior in school or in a job, ex. Neji-senpai

-kouhai (Sp?) = For a junior in school or in a job, ex. Naruto-kouhai

Pickup Lines That Are Doomed To Fail...

1. You look familiar; have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember! You look like my next girlfriend!

2. Hey baby, I'm like a rubix cube. The longer you play with me, the harder I get.

3. If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better?

4. Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes...

5. If I said you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?

6. You be an iceberg, I'll be the Titanic, and I'll go down on you.

7. If I tossed this 50 cent coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

8. I'll be the flower, you be the bee, and you can have a taste of my honey!

9. Are you an alien? Cause you've just abducted my heart.

10. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

11. Your beauty was so distracting that I ran into a wall, so I'm gonna need your name and number...for insurance reasons.

12. Excuse me, I lost my number. Can I have yours?

13. If being pretty is a crime, then you are guilty as charged.

14. Good thing I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out!

15. Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?

16. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

17. Are you an overdue book? 'Cause you've got FINE written all over you.

18. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants.

19. Did you fart? 'Cause you blew me away!

20. I know I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed-rock.

21. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

22. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

23. That shirt’s very becoming of you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too

24. Nice dress; but it would look better on my floor.

25. Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!

26. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

27. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

28. Do you have any raisins? No? Well, then how about a date?

29. Can I interview you? I'm writing an atricle on the finer things in life.

30. Can you help me settle a bet? My friends say angels don't eixst...

31. Is there a ninja in your pants? 'Cause your butt is kicking!

32. What's that say on your neck? 'Made in Heaven'.

101 things to do at WalMart - If you have done at least 10 of these then you my friend, are super awesome!!

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing football; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!!"

6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

7. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.

9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "Sex and candy".

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code Red in Housewares," and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station, turn them all off and turn up all the volumes to the max.

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit, anyway?"

15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department.

16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hell" upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

33. Take bets on the battle described above.

34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!)

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

40. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

41. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

42. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

43. Two words: "Marco Polo."

44. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.

45. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

46. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

47. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

48. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

49. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

50. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

51. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

52. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."

53. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

54. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word.

55. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

56. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

57. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

58. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)."

59. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

60. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

61. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

62. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

63. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

64. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

65. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

66. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

67. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

68. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.

70. Get an empty book, and say it's a guest book. Get people to sign.

71. Play a game of indoor freeze tag

72. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window "the British are coming"

73. Have a team race with your friends- one person sits in the cart, the other pushes

74. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices

75. Fill your cart up as much as possible, and then try to use the express lane

76. Use a bullhorn and occasionally say that there is free candy in aisle X (aisle X being the condom aisle)

77. Run into a pyramid of cans, heroically saying "I'm gonna save us from that bomb!"

78. Use a conveyer belt as a treadmill and lose some weight

79. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over.

80. When people aren't looking, put tampons in their carts if they are a guy, or if they are a gal, put in a jock strap.

81. Randomly direct people to the deodorant section

82. Tell someone that you will sue for false advertising, since they do not sell walls.

83. Take your boyfriend or girlfriend to the food section and have an expensive dinner.

84. Try to push your cart through a checkout without paying. When the clerk tries to stop you, kick in his balls (dont try it on a chick, it wont work), run, but leave the cart. See what happens.

85. If people arent looking at their cart, steal it.

86. Go to the gun section, saying "Can I buy a gun? I'm tired of that stupid smily face!"

87. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use wite-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund.

88. See how much stuff you can break before you get caught

89. Take a leak in the dressing rooms.

90. Repeadeately say "The clowns are not eating me."

91. Use fake checks, but sign them using your neighbors name.

92. Rearrange items as you see fit.

93. Take a full set of guy's clothes and a full set of gal's clothes, then leave them lying somewhere.

94. Put pokemon stuff in a cart that is full of stuff like KoRn and Limp Bizkit CDs.

95. Grab condoms and stick them in everyone's face (only the opposite sex).

96. Do #95 but with the same sex (not recomended).

97. Grab stickers that say "radioactive" and put them randomly on food items.

98. Follow someone until they notice.

99. Pull out pins, like that guy form the 7 Up commercial.

100. Throw Skittles at people and scream "TASTE THE RAINBOW!"

101. Loiter. When asked to leave, tell them you live here.'

Remember when:
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
and when dRaMa was someone StEaLiNg your cRaYoNs?
remember when all you wanted to do

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!!

Spread the Stupidity

Only in America drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

Only in they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you're not down anymore.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down.
REAL FRIENDS: Grab you by the shoulders, shake you, and say "Bitch, snap out of it!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition.
REAL FRIENDS: Lose your shit and tell you, "My bad ... here's a tissue."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite.
REAL FRIENDS: Raise an eyebrow and say "Bitch, I'll eat what I want" and are the reason you never have food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a very embarrassing book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is.
REAL FRIENDS: Remind you what you number is when you forget.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.
REAL FRIENDS: Would willingly go skinny-dipping in a tank of acid before they even consider telling.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink.
REAL FRIENDS: Will laugh and say "Pay my ass! You'll pay for mine, bitch!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk.
REAL FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk alone.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Sucks for you" and finally cave after a few hours and then say "You owe me for this, you fatass."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Bitch, I'm a fatass and I'm starving, now buy me some damn food."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Well no shit, sherlock."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect.
REAL FRIENDS: Would say "Face-lift? I don't think a fork-lift would help."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Damn, girl! That thing is HUGE!!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you.
REAL FRIENDS: Laugh at you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes.
REAL FRIENDS: Tell you your jokes suck.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Jeez, you nerd. If you were in stupid classes like me, we'd see each other more."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school.
REAL FRIENDS: Photoshop one of their old doctor's notes and use it to spring you from school.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the guy's ass and threaten to castrate him with a spork if he comes within five miles of you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise.
REAL FRIENDS: Hate you older brother as much as you do and give him the nick-name "Faggot".

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

Would you?

Most people take love for granted, and don't know what they had until it's gone. Lets see if you really do love with all your heart.

A guy/girl you had a crush on since pre-k is walking across the street when you see a truck coming full speed and not planning to stop until the last second. If you can, would you push him/her out the way and take the hit? Yes, I would, even though I fear Death

The person you love the most is in trouble. Despite everything that is important to you, would you drop everything to see if they are okay and need help? Yes, I would, even though I fear Trouble

The love of your life is being caught cheating by your friends. He/she says he's/she's not and that he/she loves you. He/she even brought flowers and cards and cater to you just so he/she can make it up to you. Do you believe him/her? Or your friends? I'm not sure. It depends on how faithful my friends are.

If you make a mistake and wish not to tell anybody, would you let the one person who holds your heart get close to you and somehow manage to tell them without feeling regret? Yes

Your husband/wife has worked hard on hands and feet to make you feel comfortable. Valentine's Day is coming and they want to spend their time with you with only romance. Something comes up, and now you're force to make a decision. Would you go to see what's wrong or stay by their side? Stay by their side. It can't be that important to leave my love

Would you let your crush make the first move in bed, trusting them to make you feel comfortable? I'm still a virgin so maybe yes

You know your love ones love is unlimited. There's nothing she/he can't do for you. So, when they decline something, would you make a big fuss over it or let it go? Let it go. They have their reason and I respect that

It's your birthday and your girl/boyfriend is planning something big. Now, it's their birthday that you have forgotten and they are upset with you. Would you make it up to them or let them sulk until the day's over? Make it up. It'd be awful to let them sulk

You only allow certain things to slide when it comes to love, but somehow, the person that is with you manages to sneak past your defense. Are you angry with them? yes. they are using me and i don.t take that crap lying down

Every day, your friends are telling you that you need to break up with your girl/boyfriend whose has done nothing wrong, but cater to you. He/she treated you like a princess/prince. They are saying they have not seen you for nearly a week because of your love. You notice this, and began to wonder. Would you dump your girl/boyfriend for them? Or would you tell them that you'll think about it?

Love is not just an emotion, it's an attachment. When facing question about your love life, you find yourself answering the questions with the most deepest meaning you can muster. A promise to two people that their love is bind forever until someone in that relationship breaks off, but if you are truly in love, the purest forms of love, then you may not want to leave. I recently found this out when I started to wonder why my past crush keeps coming into my mind. I would have done anything to be with her, but as it goes, she did not feel the same. Copy and paste if you would have done anything to prevent harm falling over your love one.

You said I stopped caring

You said I stopped coming

You said I didn't love you

You said I cheated

You said I wasn't loyal

You said I was lying

You said I couldn't be trusted

You said I gave my heart away to someone else

You said I didn't give enough

You said you feel like you're the only one in this relationship

But you know what?

You're wrong

I didn't stop caring, YOUdid

I didn't stop coming, YOU did

I didn't say I didn't love you, YOU did

I didn't cheat, YOU did

There was never a time where I wasn't loyal to you

There was never a time I'd lied to you

There was never a time I couldn't be trusted

There was never a time I gave my heart to someone else

I didn't give enough, I GAVE enough

You don't feel like you're the only one in this realitionship, I DO

I never stopped caring

I never stopped loving

I thought my love and loyalty was enough

I thought my heart and along with my soul would be yours forever

Guess I was wrong

But like I said, I never stopped caring


Copy and paste this if you've ever been in a relationship like that

She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room.

She said:'How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right?

When can I see him?'

The surgeon said, 'I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make


Sally said, 'Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more?

Where were you, God, when my son needed you?'

The surgeon asked, 'Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the

nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university.'

Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to son. She ran

her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. 'Would you like a lock of

his hair ?' the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's

hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally.

The mother said, 'It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for

Study. He said it might help somebody else. 'I said no at first, but Jimmy said,

'Mom, I won't be using it after I die Maybe it will help some other little boy

spend one more day with his Mom.' She went on, 'My Jimmy had a heart of gold.

Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could.'

Sally walked out of Children's Mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending

most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on

the seat beside her in the car.

The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She

carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her

son's room.

She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room

exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging

his pillow, cried herself to sleep.

It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a

folded letter. T he letter said:

'Dear Mom,

I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you,

or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say 'I Love You'. I will

always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other

again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely,

that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you

decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys

do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know.

Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and

Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take

a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly.

And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw

Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD ! And guess what, Mom ?

I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important.

That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good bye

and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom

? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I

think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to

you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked

Him 'Where was He when I needed him ?' 'God said He was in the same place with

me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is

with all His children.

Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To

everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool ? I have to

give God His pen back now He needs it to write some more names in th e Book of

Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm sure the food

will be great.

Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore The cancer is all gone.

I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to

see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get

me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?

Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.

If you would do this for your parents as well, please copy and paste the story this and add your name to the list: UniqueMelody, Crysteelia, DigiDestined of Balance, Jingo4754, Sgt.Nolisten, Angelito.Soldado!

If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are the greatest pairing, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, Aaa222xx, .'Angelito soldado'.

If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are meant to be together and think that it will happen, copy and paste in your profile

If you hate NejiHina, or KibaHina, or any other coupling with Hinata that doesn't involve Naruto, then copy & paste this into your profile

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If you have ever pasted anything on your profile, paste this on your profile.

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.

If you are a girl, paste this on your profile.

If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.


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If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle)...

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his brake wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love.

If you believe that eating the computer is wrong/right/WHATEVER THE HECK I'M DOING WITH THE STUPID COMPUTER, eat your profile (NOMNOMNOM!) (-:

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
Was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
Unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
And scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For such a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Laying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

Re-post this if you hate child abuse!!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a lunatic.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST HATE everyone who doesn't SHARE MY BELIEFS.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be a white trash redneck.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I like ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue/ Gary-stu.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I like [a/n: good quality] YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and MANGA so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I AM KIND to other PEOPLE, so I MUST be WEAK.

(..)'(..) This is a bunny. Nothing more. Enjoy it.(")_(")

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He shall live on in our hearts


Itachi Uchiha


He shall live on in our hearts

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile

"A friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting next to you saying, 'We screwed up, but we had fun!'" --Anonymous

"I'll take a potato chip...and eat it!" --Raito Yagami

"If you cannot solve the puzzle, you are just another loser." --Near

"I don't care what you call me, I'm still taking your cake." --L

"If miracles only happen once, what are they called the second time?" --Ichigo Kurosaki

"I am one hell of a butler." --Sebastian

"Will you bear my child?" --Miroku

If you want to learn Japanese, copy this onto your profile.

If you are an absolute anime freak, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this onto your profile


my favorite quote from a classmate - "Answer this next problem wrong and i quit life!"

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE =D THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD… Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!! You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit! Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head... Well, Shit Happens!!

If you have ever tried to laugh evilly like Light Yagami, copy and paste this to your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

"We build walls, not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to climb it. We walk away, not to be distant, but to see who would follow. We would cry, not to show pain, but to see who cares enough to wipe away the tears. We let their hearts get broken, not out of stupidity, but to see who cares enough to fix them once again." - Anonymous

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you hate Karin from Naruto and hope she dies at the hands of Sasuke, Sakura, or both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate nejihina, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever stayed up past 5:00 in the morning just because you friggin' could, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Sicence prvoes taht eevn wehn the wrods are srcabmled up you can sitl raed tihs. Cpoy and Psate tihs itno yuor porflie if you can raed tihs.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.

I want Child Abuse to stop and if you do too, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list:danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated,Animefangirlforever, Rethira, BluCmonkE, Lady Yuuki, Kuroneko1981, lilitachisama, Random Google, Silver-Wolf-Gurl,tOBI'S oNLY gIRL,

If you think that Tenten is awesome and deserves more screentime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!

If you believe that all life is equal, no matter what sort of creature it is, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head... copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional charaters. Copy if true. It's not fair...-goes into emo corner-

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile.

Doing homework sucks. Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.

-If you think that o/_\o looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile.

-If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Tobi should run for president, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name!


FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shitttttttttt!!

Akatsuki icons!

Itachi /_\

Deidara o\/

Zetsu \o.o/

Tobi @

Sasori -.-

Kisame =0_o=

Hidan o.o

Kakuzu --_--

Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy and paste this.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy and paste this.

If you hate animal abuse, child abuse, any kind of abuse at all.

If you hate homophobia, sexist views, racist views, any kind of un-equality.

If you hate how others look upon you and say 'bah, no use at all'

If you hate it when people say 'a girl can't fight'

If you hate it when people say 'he's a guy, that is the only reason'

If you hate feeling crushed when you stand up for what you believe is right.

If you hate when people look upon you and only see your face.

If you hate when people find pleasure in the pain of others.

And last, if you hate when someone undermines and underestimates the mentally retarded or ill.

Add your name to the list.

The life of a teenage racoon, Waveblader213, CHristinaAngel, SkywardShadow, VicEveSamAlex, -PENUCHI-, Naruto98,Tobi's Only Girl

Even when you can't see him, GOD is there! If You believe in God, copy and Paste this to your profile.

If you have insanely annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think Kiba and Akumaru are cute, copy and pate this onto your profile.

If you support IchiRuki, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think/say/shout 'FLUFFY!' every time you see Sesshomaru, copy and paste this on your profile.

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

╗╔═╦╗ Put this on your page ║╚╣║║╚╗If you like to laugh!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return ManLife Sucks, Avatarwolf, danyan, Zutara Lover, RomanceLover312,Random Google, Silver-Wolf-Gurl,


I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have two choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

I just started a Comunity! It's about stories where Sakura is weak, helpless, and/or obsessed with Sasuke. (Even though she still loves him!)


Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination

Month One

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile


This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

If you think that if girls should rule the world and i

Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms

2) I will not sing "We're Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

3) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

4) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

5) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

6) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

7) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy

8) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

9) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

10) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

12) When Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Batmoblie, Robin!"

13) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

14) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor

15) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

16) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

17) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

18) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

19) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bamf!" every time I apparate.

20) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

21) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

22) I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.

23) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

24) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.

25) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

26) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

27) I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the Force".

28) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays.

29) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library.

30) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.

31.)I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore".

32.)House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

33.) Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever moneymaking concept.

34.)I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause.

35.) I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord.

36.)I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snape's private chambers to watch him sing "I Will Survive in the mirror", as it is disturbing.

37.) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.

38.)I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.

39.) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.

40.) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.

41.)The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid.

42.)I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets".

43.)When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.

44.)Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.

45.)A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly.

46.) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy. “

47.)I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.

48.). I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.

49.)Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny.

50.)Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient.

51.)Calling the Ghost-busters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

52.)I may not have a private army.

53.) I must not substitute chocolate-flavored laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.

54.)Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy.

55.)I am not the wicked witch of the west.

56.) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.

57.) I will not melt if water is poured over me.

58.) -Neither will Professor Umbridge.

59.)I shouldn't use Photo-shop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors.

60.)I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.

61.) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.

62.) I will not test my Potions assignments by spiking Snape's drink with them.

63.) - Especially not all of them at once.

64.) I will not try to hock off my old piercings as "priceless Muggle artifacts."

65.) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos."

66.)Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'.

67.)I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter.

68.)When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'.

69.)Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'.

70.)The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters.

71.)I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.

72.)Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not be improved by the introduction of muggle firearms.

73.)Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either.

74.)I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.

75.)I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes.

76.)I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paint-balling.

77.)I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore if the size of his beard is 'compensating for something'.

78.)I will not create a betting pool on that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father.

79.)Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka.

80.)Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles.

81.) I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

82.)Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin".

83.)I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape.

84.). - However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.

85.)If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: "The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume.

86.) I will not attempt to recruit the title character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes.

87.)I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either.

88.)I am not allowed to discuss my theory that Voldemort is actually the second cousin of Sauron.

89.)I am not a 'ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times.

90.)It's not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a shirt that says All the good looking ones die young with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it.

91.)I will not yell "Hey look It's Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade

92.)I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that bad bad nightmare about Harry

93.)I will not charm a poster of Britney Spears on Draco's wall

94.) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

95.) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

96.) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

97.) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

98.) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

99.) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

100.) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

101.)I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

102.) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

103.) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.

104.) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

105.) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

106.) I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.”

107.) I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

108.) I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”.

109.) I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rocks series during Arithmacy exams.

110.) Dumbledore is not Gandalf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts.

111.) There is no such thing as the chamber of Double Secret Probation.

112.) My name is not “the Dark Lord Happy-Pants” I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.

113.) Bringing fortune cookies to divination class does not count for extra credit.

114.) I will not douse Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible while wearing it and standing by the fire in the common room.

115.) I will not tell first years they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.

116.) I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.

117.) I will not give Gryffindors pixie sticks.

118.) I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot, and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles.

119.) A time turner is not a flux capacitator I should therefore not try to install it in a muggle car.

120.) I shall not refer to DADA professors as canaries in a coal mine.

121.) When fighting death-eaters in the annual June good vs. evil fight I will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can only be ONE”.

122.) A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or playing drums no matter how bored I become.

123.) It is generally accepted that cats and dragons can not interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the results would be.

124.) 42 is not the answer to every question on the O.W.L.S.

125.) I am allowed to have a cat, rat, toad, or an owl. I am not allowed to have reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.

126.) No matter how good an Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

127.) I will not refer to the Defense against the Dark arts professor as Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain


NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." (Or "Eww!") whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because your invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!"

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by them self.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

Before the movie begins, tape fart cushions to various chairs in the theater room.

Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a water gun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can hear it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you’ve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping". (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap". (And that would be how?)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost". (But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down". (Well...duh, a bit late, huh)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating". (And you thought?...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body". (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication". (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness". (And...I'm taking this because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only". (As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use". (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts". (Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts". (Step 3: maybe, Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". (Really?!)


- Why is donkey Kong called "Donkey" if he's a monkey?

- If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you join the Navy, would you eventually become Captain Crunch?

- If the SWAT team busted down your door, would they have to replace it later?

- Amateurs built the Ark, Professionals built the Titanic

- If it wasn't for physics and law inforcement, I'd be unstoppable

- There are 3 kinds of people: one's who can count and one's who can't

- Flying is simple. Just throw yourself on the ground and miss.

- If you can stay calm when all around you is in chaos, then you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

- If Mars had earthquakes, would they be called marsquakes

- The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

- There are 3 kinds of people: People who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electrical fence for themselves.

- WARNING- do NOT walk in my footsteps! I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

- Last night I lay in bed looking u at the stars thinking, where the heck is the ceiling?!

- If you argue with yourself? Fine. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE is when I start thinking you're a little messed up.

- They laugh because we're losers...WE laugh because they just figured it out

- If tylenol,duct tap, and a band-aid don't fix you, you have a serious problem

- You cry. I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

- Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates it.

- When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

- Sometimes I wonder 'why is the frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face.

- When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

- Taste the rainbow-EAT CRAYONS!

- Newscasters always say "good evening" and then preced to tell you why it's not.

- Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

- I wish my lawn was emo. Then it could cut itsef.

- Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door.

- One day, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

- Ever stop to think and then forget to start again?

- An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

- But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

- Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

- Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

- I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!

- Don't mess with me. I have a stick.

- Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork!

- You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

- Help! I've fallen and I can't-oooo nice carpet!

- I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me!

- We know the speed of light...So what's the speed of dark?

- Who gives a care if the glass is half full or half empty? Just pick the freaking glass up and drink it!

- I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun!

- The Force and duct tap are the same thing- they both have a light and dark side and they hold the universe together!

- I ran with scissors and lived!

- When you go to court, you're putting your life in the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

- If you can't buy friendship, then why do you have to buy Barbie's friends?

- One day my prince will come. Yours? He took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask directions.

- My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

- Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

- It's always the last place you look. Of course it is! Why would I keep looking after I found it?!

- I'm not afraid of Death! What's it gonna do? Kill me?

- Life is like a pack of gum...I have yet to fiure out why.

- Life isn't passing me by. It's trying to run me over!

- Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

- I used to have super powers...then my therapist took them away...

- slinkey+ esculator= endless fun!

- I used to have have an imaginary friend...then she abandoned me because her friends thought I wasn't real...

- What hapens if you get scared half to death twice?

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

12 things you shouldn't say to a police officer:

1. "I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. "Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3."Aren't you the guy from the Village People?" 4. "Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. "Are You Andy or Barney?" 6. "I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. "You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. "I pay your salary! 9. "Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. "Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. "I was trying to keep up with traffic." When the cop says that there are no other cars, reply with: "Yes, I know there are no other cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are." 12. When the Officer says "Gee Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"


1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Masturbate.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

34. Fake an orgasm. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply.

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if heshe did it.

42. Dress like the professor.

43. Cross-Dress.

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE! If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom.

I went to a birthday party,

And remembered what you said.

You told me not to drink at all,

So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,

The way you said I would,

That I didn't choose to drink and drive,

Though some friends said I should.

I knew I made a healthy choice and,

Your advice to me was right,

As the party finally ended,

And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my own car,

Sure to get home in one piece,

Never knowing what was coming,

Something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,

And I hear the policeman say,

"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."

His voice seems far away.

My own blood is all around me,

As I try hard not to cry.

I can hear the paramedic say,

"This girl is going to die."

I'm sure the guy had no idea,

While he was flying high,

Because he chose to drink and drive,

That I would have to die.

So why do people do it,

Knowing that it ruins lives?

But now the pain is cutting me,

Like a hundred stabbing knives

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom

Tell daddy to be brave,

And when I go to heaven,

Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,

That it's wrong to drink and drive.

Maybe if his mom and dad had,

I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,

I'm getting really scared.

These are my final moments,

And I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,

As I lie here and die.

wish that I could say,

I love you and good-bye.

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1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5. Meow occasionally. 6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly. 7. Say "DING!" at each floor. 8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons. 9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them. 16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 21. Swat at flies that don't exist. 22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it. 23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off. 24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you. 25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently. 28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it. 29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't. 31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer. 32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting. 33. Ask, "Did you feel that?" 34. Tell people that you can see their aura. 35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." 36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

Y BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school. The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLy liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also. Well of course she did, everyone did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Courtney tried to steal Jack away everytime she had a chance to. One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies. Ashley heard everything...what movie theatre and what time.

Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack and Courtney. Ashley sat right behind them. she watched them get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theatre. Courtney told jack "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" He replied "hell yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window. Jack and her were

messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't there. For the next few days Ashley wasn't there. A week later her mother found her in her closet dead... she commited suicide because she had loved Jack so much. Next to ashley's dead body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you. I never thought you would do something like this to me. I really loved you jack. I died for you just like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley

Please foward this or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney


Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress

Favourite Excessively RANDOM Quotes/Sayings

"The security here is tighter than Shun's jeans!" - Dan Kuso from Bakugan New Vestroia

"I love Tuesdays because it's Tacos night!!!!!!!" - Dan Kuso from Bakugan New Vestroia

"YOU RUINED TACO NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!"- Dan Kuso to Spectra Phantom From Bakugan New Vestroia

"Cool is the rule, dude!" - Akwimos from Bakugan Gundalian Invaders

"Dan the man with the big brown van!" - Jake Vallory from Bakugan Gundalian Invaders

"She'd even been there last summer when the chopped-up Lord Kronos rose out of his coffin in a terrible new form, and she'd earned my permanent respect by nailing him in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush." - Percy Jackson from Percy Jacksn and the Last Olympian (book)

"Yay! Your brain works!" - Tyson from Percy Jackson and the Last Olympian

Percy's back, they were probably thinking. He's saved the day! Maybe he brought souvenirs! - Percy Jackson from Percy Jackson and the Last Olympian

"Erre es korakas, Blinky!" Dionysus cursed. "I will have your soul!" "Um, he's a video game character." - Dionysus and Percy Jackson from Percy Jackson and the Last Olympian

"The Lord of Time disappeared under a giant blue butt" - Percy Jackson from Percy Jackson and the Last Olympian

All right, A -- I made my own breakfast this morning. That's right, waffles. And B -- my parents let me make my own decisions!" -Zak Saturday

"What? I've got these clumsy monster hands. They're hard to control sometimes..." -Zak Saturday

"Oh yeah, and you never were a very good you know why the world got so crazy every time Zak Monday and I got too close? Matter and Anti-Matter don't play well together. Have fun learning that lesson." -Zak Saturday

"No, you do not touch the Cerufe's skin...because it will burn you up!" -Zak Saturday

"You know, in my plan, no one got power wedgied at 6,000 feet!" -Zak Saturday

"Why does everything cool try to kill me?!" -Zak Saturday

"Wow, Mom, this is when I would have expected a, 'Zak! No, it's too dangerous!'" -Zak Saturday

"Told you that was in your head." -Zak Saturday

"No, I'm me, and your toast!" -Zak Monday

"Hey! You should be worshipping me!" -Zak Saturday

"All I've ever tried to be is the good guy! I know I'm Kur, but I'm trying! I never wanted to hurt anybody! I am not a monster! Why are you showing me these things?! Wait! These visions... They're not my worst fear. They're yours. You're scared of me. You didn't just come for the Claw cause you missed it. You wanted to keep it away from Kur. Please, just take it. If even the good cryptids think that I'm destined for evil, then I don't know why I should fight anymore." -Zak Saturday

"Nooo! Not the video games!" -Zak Saturday

"What are you going to do, tell your mommy? mommy?" -Zak Monday

"With a flute? Dude! You're crazier than I am!" -Zak Monday

"Everybody has secrets. My family just has bigger ones..." -Zak Saturday

"Zak, you're eleven. To tell you the truth, Fisk was a bigger competition." -Doyle Blackwell

"We lost you for about 3 minutes there, if your mom and dad hadn't got to you when they did, would have been a lot longer than that..." -Doyle Blackwell

"No, you are not giving an 11-year-old a motorcycle!" -Drew Saturday

"Very quick thinking, Zak. You see, that's the half of the DNA you inherited from me. Your father's are the chromosomes that just sit there and say, 'We're not gonna make it!'" -Drew Saturday

"Oh no... you got me..." -Drew Saturday

"Van Rook is a shiny purple donut monkey." -Argost's Computer

"Zak, I think it's best if you don't use the Hand of Tsul 'Kalu on Tsul 'Kalu." -Drew Saturday

"Zak, Honey, under all this kick-butt-momness, I am a girl. We pay attention to these things." -Drew Saturday

"Still, that was smoother than your dad ever was." -Drew Saturday

"No, no, no, no, no, no, Zak! Zak! Doc I'm not getting a response! Zak! Baby boy, please, please...!" -Drew Saturday

"Game over boys; Mommy's plants need thier artificial sunshine." -Drew Saturday

"No...n-no I didn't almost...we...we dated in college...I didn't know he was...we are not talking about this right know!" -Drew Saturday

"Breaks are for people without mortal enemies searching for the key to ultimate power!" -Doc Saturday

"You stole from my brother-in-law and now, you spy on my twelve year old son!?!" -Doc Saturday

"Are you disturbed yet?" -Komodo Monday

"Wait...does this mean we have to move the giant elephant again?!?" -Zak Saturday

"Hey, I'm eleven years old now! I think you can trust me." -Zak Saturday

"Oh yeah? This coming from the boy who sneaked past his parents last night to watch their arch nemesis's TV show." -Doc Saturday

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen,Angelz on Edge, HermioneGranger1993, ;-) Bellanes, -Aikio-Hatate-,crimson angel3579,moyashi the 14th,luvingrandomness, heartofhate1014, solarkitty, lavender Crystal, Animevampfreak10,Tobi's Only Girl,

t would be a better place then copy this onto your profile

Here's a Harry Potter Survey I found:

Favorite Harry Potter book:

Prisoner of Azkaban

Favorite Harry Potter movie:

So far, The Deathly Hallows parts 1 and 2

Favorite HP character(s):

Sirius Black

Fred Weasley

George Weasley

The House you prefer to be in:

Griffindor, or Slytherin

The House you think you'll be in:


Hogwarts ghost that's your favorite:


Subject in Hogwarts you like the best:

Potions and Charms

Favorite teacher in Hogwarts:

Professor R.J Lupin, of course!

Position you would want in Quidditch:

Um...Seeker or Chaser

Quidditch position that fits you most:


Who you would want to make friends with:

If I could choose my time period, I'd go back to the Marauder's time and befriend them but, if I stick with my time period, I'd be about two years older than Teddy so I'd be friends with him and maybe Harry's kids/George's kids.


The Marauders are my favorite characters (minus Peter) and I imagine Teddy, James (II) and Fred (II) would all be pranksters :)

Which character in the book do you relate to:

Luna Lovegood

I'm a little strange too

The pet you'd get:

A Cat, it's the most practical really (that, and I don't really like birds and Hogwarts doesn't allow dogs)

What you would see in the Mirror of Erised:

I'd see myself with a loving husband, being hugged by three little girls and holding a baby boy in my arms.

If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her?

Yeah! (but mainly just to see if the dog was Sirius ;) )

If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction?

I'd probably be a bit confused before heartily welcoming him in

If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand?

I'd probably show them off and use it as an opportunity to get some cool scars XD (I'd try and write something besides what Umbridge wants me to so I can have whatever I want on the back of my hand)

Books or Movies:

Is this even questionable? Books, all the way!

Favorite Maraduer:

Sirius :)

Your Patronus:

It's a Tiger (I've taken a test for this, as well as my Hogwarts House and wand)

Your Animagus:

It's a Black Panther cub.

Things not to do at Camp Half-Blood

1. I will not call Zeus' Fist "the Poop Pile," especially while Chiron and Mr. D are around

2. I will not trick Grover into eating meat, as this is cruel and humorless

3. I will not tell Nico that Bianca is still alive, and she's just hiding as this is not funny in any way, shape, and/or form of any kind

3b. Neither is telling Percy that Zoe Nightshade's constellation mysteriously disappeared from the sky

4. I will not steal Apollo's sun chariot and use it to torch various cities

5. The key to the universe is not "Ni"

5b. Not even if Travis and Connor told you that Annabeth Chase herself said it is. Chances are, they're lying.

6. I will not give Blackjack chocolate, as it gives him a very bad case of diarrhea

6b. Ditto Bessie.

7. Silena Beauregard winning Capture the Flag is NOT acceptable, nor will it be tolerated

7b. Ditto Clarisse la Rue

8. Dadelaus' laptop is NOT a play-thing, nor is it to be treated as such

8b. Do not TOUCH the laptop without first asking Annabeth's permission

9. Whether or not Percy and Annabeth are dating is NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, so QUIT ASKING!

9b. And NO, they will NOT kiss each other just because you ask, so again, QUIT ASKING!

10. Calling the wood nymphs "Echo" is NOT funny, and they will not tolerate it any longer. Do so at your own risk, but do not say that you were not warned.

11. I will not paint Tyson purple while he is asleep, dress him in purple clothes, then make a purple "horn" and "wings" out of some cardboard and put them on him, then wait for him to wake up so that I can parade him around camp passing him off as a "one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater"

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The Boy with the Backpack by allavengedromance reviews
Gilbert sees a boy leaving the school in the middle of the day looking downcast and decides to ditch with him. That boy is Matthew Williams, the invisible child, walking away to end it all. AU, Prucan, FACE family, suicidal themes, human names used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 119,228 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 10/16 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Canada, Prussia
A touch of what? by Lady Electricity reviews
Flik and Jenna, two fan girl's of POTC find themselves going through a cupboard into Dead Man's Chest! What are they going to do? Mix things up alittle of course! One wants the attention of Jack & the other just wants the navy guys! JS/OC JN/OC CB/OC!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 150,056 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/16 - Published: 3/18/2011 - James N., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Harry Potter and the Impossibility of Time Travel by ChibiChibi reviews
*slightly edited 2018/10/14* I started writing the fic post OotP but pre HBP. It takes place three years after the Trio left Hogwarts. On Harry's 21st birthday, the final battle finally takes place, but Voldemort still has an ace up his sleeve to finally get rid of Harry - he sends Harry and his friends to the past and now it is up to them to find a way home and defeat Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 199,845 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 10/14 - Published: 12/27/2003 - Complete
Against the Odds by PolarPanther reviews
Magic was not the only secret hidden in Harry's ancestry. With nothing more than an old clue and a desperate wish, Harry travels through unfamiliar places and braves unknown danger to find his family.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 163,169 - Reviews: 2391 - Favs: 6,591 - Follows: 7,785 - Updated: 9/19 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
A New Life for Harry Potter by Donna.Noir23 reviews
When Harry gets hit by a curse that turns him into a girl his life turns upside down.The prophecy no longer valid Harry gains the attention of the Dark Lord for another reason.Friends become enemies,enemies become lovers.A/U,OOC,bad Dumbles.Please review.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 81,607 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 1,896 - Follows: 2,031 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Biju Biju Fruit by Emma Iveli reviews
AU crossover with One Piece, part of What if Naruto was raised by…? challenge. Monkey D. Luffy and his younger brother Fox D. Naruto travel the East Blue to find a crew so Luffy can become King of the Pirates and Naruto a Kage. Please R&R
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 326 - Words: 531,438 - Reviews: 4044 - Favs: 1,718 - Follows: 1,231 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Naruto U., Luffy
Harry Potter and the Wait, Scratch That by jobob reviews
what if Harry Potter had been born a girl? Would the Dursleys have treated him differently? Would he have the same friends? Would he be in the same house? Now starting 6th year!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 366,245 - Reviews: 1674 - Favs: 1,807 - Follows: 1,773 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Harry P.
Death of Today by Epic Solemnity reviews
COMPLETE LV/HP: Raised in a Muggle orphanage, Harry arrives at Hogwarts a bitter boy. Unusually intelligent, he's recruited by the Unspeakables and the Death Eaters at a young age. As he grows older, he constantly has to struggle to keep his footing around a manipulative and bored Dark Lord, who fancies mind games and intellectual entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 71 - Words: 500,882 - Reviews: 8280 - Favs: 8,690 - Follows: 4,380 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Voldemort, Harry P.] Lily Evans P., Lucius M. - Complete
Second Start by 8thweasleykid reviews
Severus dies in the Shrieking Shack but is somehow thrown into the past as his eleven year old self.He has a chance to change so much and not just his relationship with Lily. Will he be successful or will fated circumstances be doomed to repeat themselves
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 74 - Words: 180,181 - Reviews: 2771 - Favs: 2,070 - Follows: 2,431 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Things I Love in this World by awesome122316 reviews
Harry's life is hard, but when he suffers another loss, he is pushed to the edge and intends to be killed at Voldemort's hand to end everything he hates in the world. But something unexpected happens. Harry-Voldemort Slash (Rewrite in progress; currently working on chapter 30)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 130,615 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 6/30/2011 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Dark as Night by LavenderStorm reviews
After Lily's death, her elder son was sent to live with the Dursleys. Abused for six years, Harry was rescued and adopted by Voldemort. He grows into his powers as the Dark Lord's heir at Durmstrang and, eventually, Hogwarts. Before the end, Harry has to face his biological family once more as the heir to the Dark Lord. Dark!Harry (adopted)Father!Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 193,784 - Reviews: 1893 - Favs: 4,353 - Follows: 4,719 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Life Can Be Sweeter With The Right Ingredients by MusicalLife17 reviews
What if Charlie didn't take his Grandpa Joe to the Factory. He took his older sister Natalie instead. Based on JohnnyDepp-Wonka. Starts out like the movie with more chapters after the movie ends.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 57 - Words: 90,885 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Charlie Bucket, Willy Wonka, OC
Cat'O'Nine Tails by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 152,345 - Reviews: 2777 - Favs: 2,248 - Follows: 2,229 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Here We GO! by Hiei-Riku-RubedoFAN reviews
Learn or Die. Wonderful choices no? Being thrown into a new world isn't disorienting enough but we also have to throw in psychotic demons who love to watch pain and blood. Time to make friends and enemies and try not to die. Knowing my luck I'm screwed.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 516,697 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 7/15/2007
The Darkness Within:The Rewrite by Kurinoone reviews
A rewrite of the first part in my Dark Prince Trilogy. What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? Book One of the Dark Prince Trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 56 - Words: 354,924 - Reviews: 2540 - Favs: 2,927 - Follows: 2,862 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Lion and I by ginnyrules27 reviews
When five year old Harry runs away from home, he mets a young lion cub. Five years later, he's whisked back to the magical world of Hogwarts but his friend remains by his side through thick and thin. Canon all the way-for both categories Not Slash!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lion King - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 62,750 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Harry P., Simba
What you probably didn't know by CrazyJ Girl reviews
I guess the title would almost say it all this story tells what might have happened if the Inuyasha Crew found out there was truly more to all of them then met the eye and how they managed to find it out Plz only positive reviews and constructive critism
Crossover - Inuyasha & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 403,267 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 3/12/2011
New chance by Hektols reviews
A 10 years old Naruto meets a man who will change his life and the Ninja Nations, but will it be for good? The Yondaime has returned and he is not happy. NaruHina later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 172 - Words: 631,731 - Reviews: 9720 - Favs: 7,278 - Follows: 6,218 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 1/30/2008 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
The Fifth Marauder by Aquarius23 reviews
What if there were five Marauders? What difference could one person make? What secrets could they hide? Follow Lily, James, Remus, Peter, Sirius and Emma as they take on Voldemort and all his minions. Marauders first year until Harry's last.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 112 - Words: 678,853 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sirius B., James P.
Riptide by Sakura Kinoshita reviews
Previously titled "Renkinjutsu". Being the most intelligent medic ninja of her time, Sakura Haruno was confident she could handle any situation under pressure. However, this didn't include being swept away to an unknown world where alchemy reigns supreme. As a result, there was only one thing to do: survive. Revised Chapter 1 released.
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,999 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Sakura H., Edward E.
Broken Doorway by Ranoko reviews
A young girl literally crashes into the world of Halloween. But will she be accepted, or shunned? Being different, even in a world of monsters and demons, can make things really tough. Plus, having an underhanded plot against you doesn't help.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 154,316 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 9/23/2007
Secrets Revealed by KristinHigg96 reviews
Not my story! Posting for someone on deviantart. The evening swim goes differently for Mulan, and leaves her and Shang with unexpected consequences and secrets begging to be revealed to the other.
Mulan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,038 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Mulan, Shang
Harry Potter and the Turning of the Sun by Lord umbrex reviews
AU past OP-After Harry is thrust back in time, he has to survive his final years in Hogwarts and live his new life around people he knows will become Death Eaters. Can he beat his prejudices and give people a chance, or will he crumble under the pressure?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 318,076 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 3,082 - Follows: 3,963 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
The Black Bunny by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry's had it with his destined role after the Order does something he can't forgive. Now he's done with both sides of the war and wants to be left alone. But since when have his wishes ever counted for anything? LV/HP Slash & MPREG.More warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 484,412 - Reviews: 4471 - Favs: 7,958 - Follows: 7,769 - Updated: 12/6/2017 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Harry Potter and Future's Past by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 320,203 - Reviews: 6754 - Favs: 12,573 - Follows: 14,885 - Updated: 10/15/2017 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Scary Thought by Derekloffin reviews
What happens when Kasumi is the one coming back from a training trip rather than Ranma? Well, read on to find out. Chapter 33 new content not on my webpage yet.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 620,692 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/9/2017 - Published: 9/9/2006 - [Kasumi, Shampoo]
Since When Are There Two Potters? by kirallie reviews
HPNaruto crossover.HarryKakashi eventually. What happens when a certain Wizard finds an unexpected bundle on his doorstep? A shinobi raised as a wizard instead? Totally AU for both although folows HP until Sirius' death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 63,968 - Reviews: 1793 - Favs: 3,536 - Follows: 4,164 - Updated: 10/1/2017 - Published: 5/16/2006 - [Harry P., Kakashi H.] Luna L., Sasuke U.
Unexpected Changes by Yukai yami reviews
Canada is always being mistaken for America by family and peers, but never had big problems arrised because of his 'mistaken identity'. Now he's a she thanks to England's error! He just HAD to go out drinking with the guys didn't he? Eventual Pru/fem!Can
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,150 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 2/5/2011 - England/Britain, Canada, Prussia
Bree's Hogwarts Experience by AnimeFanBree reviews
A companion piece, of sorts, to 88 rules for a peaceful Hogwarts experince, all about Bree's life at Hogwarts and the origin of some of the rules.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 79 - Words: 313,112 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/18/2017 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Complete
Dudley Dursley and the Quest for Truth by books101 reviews
When Dudley Dursley and his parents are forced to spend a year with-gasp!- witches and wizards, Dudley decides this is the opportunity to learn more about his apparently famous cousin. Potterwatch, tall tales and magic, oh my! Rating changed for safety...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 106,448 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 1,279 - Updated: 8/14/2017 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Dudley D.
Welcome To My Life by Pineapplecat reviews
AU. After causing a large amount of property damage, Gilbert Beilschmidt gets sent to a mental hospital, courtesy his brother. Will he find a way to help himself? Or will he be stuck in there forever? Eventual PruCan, rated M for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 111,001 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 7/26/2017 - Published: 2/3/2011 - [Prussia, Canada] S. Italy/Romano, America
They All Fall Down by JadeOokami reviews
REWRITTEN: There was the softest sound from the window; he spun his head to look. He found, much to his alarm, a figure cloaked in black crouching down and balanced precariously on the sill. "I did not expect to run into a exorcist here." -Complete-
Crossover - Harry Potter & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 160,534 - Reviews: 1333 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 7/19/2017 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Harry P., Allen Walker - Complete
Knowing More Than Recommended by xxdarknessxfallsxx reviews
Transported to the world they've seen on TV, three Fullmetal Alchemist fans think they can change the future, but realize lives are serious business. Will they give up and go home? Or fight for a better future? Real world crossover with OC's. [Rewritten Version!]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 195,085 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/27/2017 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Roy M., Edward E., Kimbley, Greed
Happily Ever Afterish by funnyjester reviews
Harry gets whisked away into the wondrous worlds of Fairy tales. And who is his very own 'knight and shining Armor?" Why Voldemort of course. HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,314 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 5/3/2017 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Safe by being his Daughter by FelesMagica reviews
After having been kidnapped by Death Eaters, Harry Potter is offered a unique opportunity: to die or to become someone else. But could a new life that would be dictated by his archenemy even be something worth considering? And could death truly be so much worse? Harry has to find out what he wants to do with his life and time is not on his side. Warning: femHarry, character deaths
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 101,517 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 1,147 - Updated: 4/16/2017 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Akatsuki Baby by Mei-chan4 reviews
When Itachi finds a baby, the Akatsuki become her family. Will the group of feared S-class criminals be able to handle such a small child? When she meets the younger brother of her most important person, will she be able to choose sides?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 121 - Words: 219,451 - Reviews: 3390 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 4/4/2017 - Published: 3/10/2008
Erasing The Future by Moxterminator reviews
Harry goes back in time to redo his Hogwarts years after losing the war, his family, and his wife, Ginny Potter to Voldemort. Alternate Universe. Years 1-4 but canon up to end of year 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 508,653 - Reviews: 2855 - Favs: 3,281 - Follows: 3,567 - Updated: 3/5/2017 - Published: 3/7/2006 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Ron W., Hermione G.
Clockwork by HoistTheColours reviews
Upon stumbling into an abandoned apartment building, the Joker encounters a little girl.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,314 - Reviews: 1630 - Favs: 1,310 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 2/17/2017 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Joker - Complete
A Wonderful World Of Magic by StargateNerd reviews
Arthur Kirkland gets roped into doing his civic duty and takes the position of History of Magic Professor at Hogwarts. Tom Riddle pursues a mysterious possibly immortal Canadian. Francis Bonnefoy and Luna Lovegood play matchmaker, though not necessarily at the same time or for the same people. Chaos ensues. Oh, and by the way, the Dark Mark totally doesn't look good in pink.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 87,213 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 1/21/2017 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Harry P., Luna L., England/Britain, Greece
A Day In The Life by Startled Boris reviews
What really goes on in Russia's household? Is it all bullying, torture, intimidation and abuse? Or lost kittens, floral curtains, random parties, viagara and cross-dressing? Can fem Latvia stay one step ahead of Russia? Prequel to Baltic Secrets. Characters: Russia,the Baltics, Belarus, Ukraine, Prussia and appearances from the Nordics, England, France etc.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 186,904 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/8/2017 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Russia, Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia
Strange Happenings by RavenRiddle21 reviews
Harry is at Number 4 Privet Drive. A visitor drops by, and suddenly everything changes. First multi-chapter fanfiction. Please review.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,474 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 12/26/2016 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Little Merman by Ninja Ris reviews
The Hetalia version of The Little Mermaid Enjoy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,475 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/6/2016 - Published: 12/13/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
3 Slytherin Marauders by severusphoenix reviews
Harry & Dudley flee an abusive Vernon to Severus Snape. Severus finds a new home for himself & the boys with dragons and hunt the Horcruxes from there. The dragons, especially one become their allies. Tom R is VERY different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 144 - Words: 582,712 - Reviews: 6395 - Favs: 4,282 - Follows: 3,639 - Updated: 7/31/2016 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The New Country by Fen'sWritings reviews
A girl is tossed into the world of Hetalia and becomes a country. What chaos ensures.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/18/2016 - Published: 7/24/2011 - France, Spain
Welcome to our world you psychos! by Dana.Kay123 reviews
The Akatsuki end up in our world, what will happen?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,291 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/5/2016 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Akatsuki
Fate's Favourite by The Fictionist reviews
You always get the stories where Harry goes back into Tom Riddle's time, then either stays or gets sent back. End of, unless he tries to make Voldemort good. But what if things went differently? What if, just once, someone followed a time traveller back?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 150 - Words: 315,333 - Reviews: 6101 - Favs: 4,179 - Follows: 1,966 - Updated: 7/5/2016 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Daisy Dursley by Tourmaline20 reviews
what if Dudley weren't an only child? Petunia and Vernon have a daughter when Harry and Dudley are seven, how will this little girl change the Potterverse? OC and OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 191,430 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 7/3/2016 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Thousands Of Reasons To Smile by brightsidetolife reviews
Harry goes back in time as his eleven year old self & puts himself in the same orphanage with Tom Riddle whom is going to be starting Hogwarts; can Harry change history & Tom's P.O.V? Not Slash between Tom & Harry, SLASH involved, Cannon Universe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 54 - Words: 339,613 - Reviews: 2053 - Favs: 1,913 - Follows: 1,994 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Shadowed Malice by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
11 years ago, my 'brother' survived the killing curse. 8 years ago I was given up for adoption. 5 years ago, my orphanage was destroyed in a bloodbath. 4 years ago I found my place at the Dark Lords side. And now, i'm going to Hogwarts, I am Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 228,778 - Reviews: 2856 - Favs: 4,370 - Follows: 2,611 - Updated: 6/27/2016 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Dursley Witch by Vaneria Potter reviews
We have all read the whole 'HarryMalfoyHermione has a sister, yada, yada, yada.' Idea, but what if the aforementioned sister was not a PotterMalfoyGranger? What if she was a Dursley? Meet Roisin Dursley. Witch of the family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 109 - Words: 421,117 - Reviews: 1410 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 6/8/2016 - Published: 7/17/2007 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
Blood Brothers (Not Discontinued I Promise) by IsisLestrange reviews
Voldemort thinks he has been very cunning in using Harry's blood for his resurrection, the blood containing Lily Potter's love. But dark magic always has consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 62,085 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 1,344 - Updated: 6/5/2016 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Possess me by Ciiah reviews
They all decieved him, thinking it was the right thing to do. Harry is 15 and bored of life. But then the dreams begin. Dark dreams. Dreams that speak of truth. When he finds out about the lie, what will he do? - Dark!Harry, Vampirism, slash HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 32 - Words: 171,793 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 2,494 - Follows: 2,828 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Battle Plan by HimekoUchia reviews
Three French teens enter the Naruto-verse planning to have fun messing about. The reality of their situation soon catches up with them and they realize that the ninja world is both a horribly dangerous and exciting place. However, they always have time to traumatize some shinobi includes Akatsuki!GaaraxOC, other pairings here and there etc. Starts at Pre-chunin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 296,993 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 5/7/2016 - Published: 5/6/2010 - [Gaara, OC] Sasuke U., Akatsuki - Complete
The Emerald Alchemist by Mischivous Purple One reviews
In the process of being completely revamped. Currently creating a timeline that will flow WITH FMA's, rather than smashing everything together. An Alert chapter will be posted when the new version is uploaded. Have heart, my dears, and you may get a most wonderful Valentine's gift.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,982 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 4/19/2016 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Harry P., Roy M.
No One Would Believe Me by onelittlespeck reviews
"I will be brave. I will fight. I will get home! I will see my family again! Because I am never fighting alone. Because I do have a reason to go on. Because I will be strong. You hear me universe? I'm not afraid of you! *BOOM *...Well maybe a little."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 70 - Words: 241,981 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
Harry and the Founding of Happiness by teddyaccount reviews
Little Harry asks Santa to take him to someone who loves him. Will Harry be able to find a home in the magical world? Time travel to the Founders' time and back to modern time's Hogwarts! Partly childfic, partly OOC, Completely AU! Abuse!Dursleys.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 1,681 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 3/25/2016 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Helga H., Salazar S. - Complete
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 5790 - Favs: 6,801 - Follows: 8,428 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Life Sucks, and Vampires Shouldn't Sparkle by Indigo Fate reviews
Lara's name means Cheerful, but she certainly isn't. She hates Twilight, so what happens when she finds herself in the Twilight Universe, replacing Bella? Time to have fun with Sparkles!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 15,626 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/7/2016 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Supernatural Rejection Letters by Chibi-Chan71 reviews
'Dear Mr. Potter. We are happy to inform you that you have been accepted to Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry.' ... Nope! Humor/Crack.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 7,937 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 1,043 - Updated: 2/17/2016 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P.
Naruto: Shinobi of Lust by YinShadow reviews
At the age of 10, Naruto finds a pendant that gives him lustful powers and doesn't fully awaken them until he reaches the age of 15. What will happen in the Shinobi Nations?, requests available.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 105,165 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 2,768 - Follows: 2,271 - Updated: 1/25/2016 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Naruto U.
Happy Endings, Book I: The Drifter by Distant-Moon reviews
Julie is unexpectedly thrown into the Avatar universe before the series began and must help Prince Zuko capture the Avatar. But destiny is a funny thing-it's never set in stone, and history begins to rewrite itself...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 125 - Words: 1,044,437 - Reviews: 1426 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 1/21/2016 - Published: 7/14/2009 - OC
Twenty Eight Spins by Sweetest Flower-n-Tallest Stag reviews
Five year old Harry goes back in time with a little help from a session in the cupboard under the stairs. He encounters James and Lily, seventh years at the moment. Voldemort hunts Harry down while he is at Hogwarts and a curse is put upon him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,663 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 12/28/2015 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Harry P., James P.
Hikaru and Kaoru's cousin by edvy8 reviews
Hikaru and Kaoru have been thinking about their cousin they have never met before and heard that they were coming to attend Ouran. Will they get along with their cousin? How will they cope with their cousin having an adoptive son? discontinued/going through re-write
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,868 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/19/2015 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Wrath, Kaoru H.
His Greatest Wish by AndromedaMarine reviews
It has been Severus Snape's greatest wish to go back and fix his life with Lily. What happens when he suddenly gets the chance, remembers everything, and has changed enough to avoid Slytherin? Marauder-era, pre- and established Severus/Lily. 50/50 COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 231,363 - Reviews: 1473 - Favs: 1,903 - Follows: 1,589 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
I'm Not England by Jet Set Radio Yoyo reviews
When Arthur Kirkland wins a contest and the prizes are some Hetalia units he is not happy. To make things worse the Hetalia units seem to think he's England... Based off of Lollidictator's Manual Series, has Human England/Arthur and yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,326 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 6/29/2011 - [England/Britain, Prussia]
The Serpents' Child by venusmercurysunev reviews
Part 1 of Series. What if Hermione Granger wasn't Hermione Granger? Born to Bellatrix and Rodolphus Lestrange, Hermione is raised in the muggle world. But after the Azkaban breakout, what happens when mummy and daddy want their baby back? HGxLV. HGxBZ. HGxMF. HGxDolohov. AU / OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 76,703 - Reviews: 2350 - Favs: 2,036 - Follows: 2,762 - Updated: 11/20/2015 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Hermione G., Voldemort, Blaise Z.
Connections by Sophie3 reviews
HP/Naruto It was the kind of stupid crazy thing that would happen in one of ero-sensei’s novels. But this Potter kid was Sasuke’s family, which made him Team 7 family and there was no way in hell they were going to let any murdering brother take that away
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 137,582 - Reviews: 2683 - Favs: 3,542 - Follows: 4,343 - Updated: 10/26/2015 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
Magnolia Crescent by LadyElemental reviews
Instead of watching, Black talks to Harry before the Knight Bus arrives. This simple and seemingly small decision opens new doors for Harry, giving him more spells, new abilities, and a new outlook on people in general.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 52 - Words: 152,654 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 1,689 - Updated: 10/19/2015 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 419,605 - Reviews: 15393 - Favs: 23,826 - Follows: 23,396 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Harry Potter and the Children of Change by T. E. Tanglebrooke reviews
A 73 year old Harry dies in a tragic accident and finds himself in his 15 month old body again. Young!Tonks HP/NT/HG. currently year 3 Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or the universe he finds himself in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 287,371 - Reviews: 3998 - Favs: 6,796 - Follows: 7,492 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Daddy Hades by ncalkins reviews
Percy running from Abuse stops at a park where he meets Hades god of the underworld. Who decides to take Percy home with him, how will the other gods react! out of charactor
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,914 - Reviews: 1466 - Favs: 2,127 - Follows: 1,651 - Updated: 9/7/2015 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Clarisse R., Hades, Luke C., Percy J. - Complete
Sebastian's Wife by Undertaker's Hattress reviews
SebastianOC - Victoria Michaels is the maid of the Phantomhive mansion as well as the demon wife of Sebastian Michaels. Join Victoria on her journey as she serves her master, Ciel Phantomhive along side her husband and faces the dangers that come from serving him
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 91,062 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 9/4/2015 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Sebastian M.
The Butterfly Effect by Philo Vance reviews
Sherlock Holmes and Harry Potter are both starting their first year in Hogwarts, and a chance meeting aboard the Hogwarts Express forever changes the wizarding world in the most curious fashion.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,259 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 8/23/2015 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
Newton's Third Law by Barrel of Monkeys reviews
How would the Naruto and Harry Potter worlds change if Harry was raised the traditional Hatake way?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 222,828 - Reviews: 3777 - Favs: 3,538 - Follows: 3,717 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
Gohan Has a Twin? by Sailor Saiyan007 reviews
Indefinitely on hiatus. I apologize.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,092 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 12/19/2010 - [Gohan, Videl] [Android 17, OC]
Rainnina Bone and the Snake's Nest by Robin Jeannene reviews
When a fourteen-year-old American girl moves to England, she finds out she's a witch and falls in with our favourite Marauders. JK Rowling owns all things Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 51,034 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 1/21/2011 - James P., Sirius B.
Dropped Picks, Broken Sticks by piqueprincess reviews
Gilbert was your generic spoiled rich kid. Matthew was just your average nobody. Put them together in one cabin, throw in some eccentric cabin mates, a couple broken drumsticks, and maybe even a little blackmail and it's the perfect recipe for summer love
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,284 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 7/29/2015 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Prussia, Canada
Demonic Ravens in the UN by HungerGamesGirl27 reviews
Sequel to Supernatural Countries. An evil being that hasn't been summoned for years has been released by accident and is now tormenting the poor nations. Sam and Dean get word about it and decide to investigate.
Crossover - Supernatural & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,303 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/17/2015 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Dean W., England/Britain
Whispering Secrets by thnkxfrthmmrs reviews
110 years ago the great prophecy was given. 115 years ago a favored son of Poseidon was born. 100 years ago he disappeared. Now 100 years later a new generation is getting ready to fight. But when a new camper shows up, everyone is wondering, who is he?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 56,108 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
Changes by Tesgura reviews
Set in the beginning of the 4th book, Dark!Powerful!Harry After Lucius is sent to take out the people watching Harry during the summer and Harry gets 'kidnapped' before joining Voldemort. But when Harry goes back who's waiting for him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 69,292 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 6/4/2015 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Crossing times and magic An InuYashaHarry Potter by ScarlettMidnight1o reviews
InuYasha's team all have kids and when they are all 16 Shippo's kids 11 Dumbledore asks them to come to Hogwarts and Protect the School from Lord Voldemort. I kinda mix up the book, Sorta.the first chaps are shorter to intro read them. Halfbloodprince
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,219 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/28/2015 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A fall through time by WackyWizard reviews
Sirius falls through the veil and ends up in 1977 where he becomes the DADA Professor. He finds that he doesn't like his younger self, but is surprised when he finds himself drawn to a 6th year student named Willow Briar. Full summary inside. SBXOC JXL AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 74,347 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Sirius B., OC
333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 34,402 - Reviews: 2373 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
Let The Battles Begin! by AEonVicious reviews
Learning to speak Russian? Pft... How hard could that be?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 62,670 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 5/7/2015 - Published: 8/6/2010 - America, Russia
The Lord Of Winter by NihonBara reviews
Canada is being crushed under General Winter's ice. Our favorite hamburger-loving hero is on a mission to save it, but close on his heels is Ivan, desperate to possess Alfred by any means. Part Two of "The Canadian and the American". DISCONTINUED
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 83,295 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/6/2015 - Published: 1/27/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
Legend by Yamiyo.Darknight reviews
Italy invites Germany to a seemingly innocent festival to celebrate the tradition of "welcoming the return of the Angels", but little does Germany realize that the legend may be more real than he'd originally thought. Not really any blatant pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,087 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 9/24/2011 - N. Italy, Germany
Harry Prewett and the Case of Illegal Time Travel by thegenuineimitation reviews
Harry wakes up in the custody of the Department of Mysteries, Office of Time Travel. Marauders' Era. Slash M/M .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,690 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 1,982 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Harry P., Marauders
The Book of Hetalia Logic by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
Welcome newcomers to the Hetalia world! Getting started in a strange new fandom and the Wiki pages are down? Here's a good place to look! From how to write a character in relation to the image of Himaruya to the fangames in existance, whatever you need to know, this will have you covered! Anonymous reviews are open, so ask what questions you have!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 82,910 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 12/26/2011
When Are We Going to Die? by Nairo Xana and Jemmi reviews
Only a few months after the Akatsuki first showed up in their living room, the three girls are forced to face a consequence they would have never expected... Again, Akatsuki induced. T for swearing and Eva. Sequel to 'How Are We Still Alive' Doesn't suck
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 153,752 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Akatsuki - Complete
Born that way by Noy Telin'u reviews
AU: Ranma is born cursed a la Taro and causes trouble for Genma, who keeps it a secret from Soun Tendo. Nodoka loves her child regardless and treats Ranma as both. A unique fic showing Ranma growing up and living a life as both male and female under Genma, who just wants Ranma to be his son and convinced Nodoka to let him train Ranma. Being dual gendered can be tough, can't it?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,473 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 2/26/2015 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Ranma
Harry Mewter by Alex Ultra reviews
Harry decides he wants to try Animagi, and persuades Hermione to help... this changes them... a lot. Crossover, of sorts, with Pokemon. Mew!Harry. Not as stupid as it sounds.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 203,953 - Reviews: 1767 - Favs: 4,422 - Follows: 3,496 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Mew, Harry P. - Complete
You'll Always Be My Best Friend by Captain Riley reviews
When you find England alone and broken you take him into your home and raise him up to his full potential. But never did you expect to fall in love with him along the way. Chibi!England x Chibi!Reader, Pirate!England x Reader x Various, England x Reader
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 28,228 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 1/16/2015 - Published: 6/20/2011 - England/Britain, France, Spain, America
One Piece: A New Storm by Rabblerouser- Avatar of Epic reviews
What happens when 24-year old Khurt is thrown into the One Piece world from Earth and granted powers beyond his imagination? Join him and the Straw Hat crew as they attempt to sail the Grand Line together!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 144,784 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 1/8/2015 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Straw Hats P., OC
Vampiric Nightmare by Bloody-Crystal-Butterfly reviews
Canada becomes a vampire. Russia comes to help, and ends up being lunch.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Canada, Russia
Harry Potter and the Trip to the Past by Priya Ashok reviews
COMPLETE! 19 years after the war with Voldemort Harry Potter is thrown 25 years into the past, arriving just before the start of his first year at Hogwarts. Please Read and Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 197,996 - Reviews: 2930 - Favs: 5,766 - Follows: 4,750 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Weapon by Jade Tatsu reviews
Sequel to Possession. Lucius' Rebellion failed which saved the Light and now the true battle against the Dark begins. Working with the Order and the Ministry, can Harry remain undetected and keep his promise to his beloved Lord Voldemort? Slash LVHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 92 - Words: 375,531 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Other Side by A Darker Heaven and Hell reviews
Cheyenne and Samantha lived normal lives, until now that is. Father needs them to become sacrifices for his plan, but what they don't know is that Cheyenne has seen the show. Just how messed up can Amestris get from one Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood fangirl? DISCONTINUED
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,990 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Edward E., Greed
Night King:PrussiaXReader by InuyashaMoonlight634 reviews
"Wait,please" You said,softly as your voice seemed to fall on death ears."PLEASE,NO!" Too late as a set of sharp fangs pierced your soft neck,sinking into your flesh as you felt your blood once again,get drained by another person.You didn't know what to say at this moment,now realizing that the man who saved you,Gilbert…was a Vampire.-A vamp!PruXReader. OCs can be included if ask.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,674 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Prussia
Summon to Help by XiaoWing reviews
It has been 150 years since Ichigo has become the "king of hell" and his boredom knows no boundaries, when he is suddendly summoned by Dumbledore to help protect the school and the trio from Voldemort. Happend in the 5 movie of Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,835 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Harry P., Ichigo K. - Complete
My Little Sister Is A Human by Deadly Fangs reviews
Rocket and Jen wake up and do some much needed well as James asking something that'll change their lives. After 7 plus years, this story is complete! I claim first human/cars crossover!
Cars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 65,087 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
The Potter Twins by Bowling4real reviews
Summary: Bella has been keeping a secret. She is really Isabella Marie Potter. Harry Potter's sister. Edward leaves Bella goes back to her family. Edward goes to Hogwarts. THE SEQUAL, RUNAWAY TWIN, IS NOW UP. I don't own Harry Potter or Twilight. ALL CREDIT GOES TO THE AUTHORS OF THE STORIES
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 32,330 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Harry P., Fred W., Bella, Edward - Complete
Gohan and The Chamber of Secrets by LordCaldrin45 reviews
It's been a year since the events of the Cell Games. Gohan is still coming to terms with the death of his father, Goku. Then, everything changes when he receives a letter to Hogwarts, and he's thrust into a magical world full of wizards, new friends, and adventure! When a mysterious chamber is opened, can he help his new friends fin the truth before it's too late? Under revision.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,562 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/9/2014 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Gohan, Harry P.
The Tale of an OP Delinquent by Kingman13 reviews
Meet Screaver Bartel, an average delinquent who just so happens to have a thing for anime. And wouldn't you know it, he gets sucked into the world of his favorite anime One Piece! Join Screaver on this journey of violence, friendship, love, and stupidity.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 113 - Words: 317,856 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 10/9/2014 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Complete
Lullaby by VioletLolitaPop reviews
"It was just for a few laughs," he says while staring at the blood splattered on his clothing. "We figured it was just another stupid game." .:Human!AU/Demons/Occult/Non-Con/Dub-Con:.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,728 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 7/10/2011 - America, Russia
Into Magic by tarapandaes reviews
Wyatt becomes impatient for the fifth Harry Potter book and creates a spell that would let him get the book a month earlier then its release date. But when personal gain decided to take effect Wyatt and Chris finds themselves stuck within the book
Crossover - Charmed & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,997 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Chris H., Wyatt H., Harry P., Severus S.
Prongslet by Japanime1 reviews
3-year-old Harry Potter, a rare and powerful Elemental Wizard, is abused by the Dursley’s and is taken to be raised by his Godfather Sirius and Remus. I know this has been done before, but I believe this one to be quite unique.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 143,236 - Reviews: 1918 - Favs: 1,734 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B.
What if Snape by Wendelin W reviews
What if Snape takes Harry to Hogwarts instead of Hagrid
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 134 - Words: 260,778 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Family Counseling With the Dursleys by Harmonic Friction reviews
Harry finds it hilarious when cousin Dudley is forced to attend therapy sessions with Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon. However, it's not funny when it is decided that Harry come along, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,945 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D. - Complete
Kids! by VampireWannaBeXxxX reviews
Esme and Carlisle adopt! Watch how the children grow and interact and see what the world has in store for this family. All human. Rated T just in case. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 71 - Words: 106,668 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Carlisle, Esme
Blessings in Disguise by Inuyasha-loves-Hanyou-Kagome reviews
Everyone knows the story. A panda chasing a girl down a street in the rain then after knocking her out carries her to the Tendo Dojo where it is revealed that she is a he. What would happen if it started earlier ossover by elements used from DBZ. Hope you guys like the new name.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 83,848 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Ranma, Ryoga - Complete
To Be A Mother by Jeice Lover reviews
After little Sealand is kicked out of a World Meeting once again, he is found by Ukraine. Pitying him, she makes him an offer that could change everything for him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 57,013 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Sealand, Ukraine
One's Most Hated Name by Forgotten Aspen reviews
Harry Potter’s younger brother, Mark was thought to be the prophesized child and Harry was left to the orphanage. Harry’s adventure as a first year student will turn for the worst as Voldemort tries and persuade Harry against his detestable family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,669 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 1,949 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Harry P.
Shades of Grey: In Truth, None Of It Was Fiction by KarmaHope reviews
Karmyn Dallas was Normal. She had her skeletons, but everyone does. She had thought her life was boring, but she wants it back- anything but THIS. THIS wasn't real. It couldn't be! It was FICTION, a STORY. But in truth, none of it was... and the proof was standing right in front of her, telling her she couldn't go back. Get used to fiction- it's reality. (REWRITE POSTED!)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 69 - Words: 160,190 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 6/20/2011 - [Alphonse E., OC] Edward E. - Complete
Foundling by MissCHSparkles reviews
When seven year old Harry Potter is lost by his nelgectful aunt, he is found by non other than our favaorite Potions Master. So follows is a story of two lonely people finding something they never thought they could, love. Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,498 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 1,760 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Insert Witty Title by Dexemtra reviews
'We Can Change The World' Project, started out so simply, The Allies and The Axis Powers would all live under one roof. When America, Italy, and Prussia go into Crazy-random! mode, escapades and mischief insue.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 7,691 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 7/10/2011 - America, N. Italy
The Switch Glitch: The Movie by Zilo Sugarpill reviews
.Sequel to TSG. Ed's pissing off yet another shadowy organization. Al's in a dangerous battle he doesn't even want to acknowledge. Risty's singularly focused on finding Ed, since she can't remember anything else. Noa just wants to be normal. More lookalikes. More chainletters. An assassin or two. And a plot that puts Dante's schemes to shame. It's hard work for a happy ending.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 214,269 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Alphonse E., Edward E., OC - Complete
Deadly Night by WolfyMagician reviews
Alternate not-human Universe. Jack Skellington and the residents of Halloween Town are now teenagers in Halloween Academy! But when Sally, the toughest teacher's daughter, transfers in, will ladies-man Jack realize what these new-found feelings are?
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,396 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Jack S., Sally
HM Hetalia Messaging by komodo.dragon2 reviews
Message the hetalia characters! All of the characters are ready to HM you back! Sealand is the host! Rated T for France's sake
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 10/12/2011
A Simple wish by crazzyredhead reviews
Harry makes wishes to be any were but with the dursleys his wish will be his new life he is left in asia and given a home in a village Harry will become friends with Naruto and train to become a ninja to find out later he is a wizard. HarryXNaruto
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,451 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Doll's Curse by TreesAndCheese reviews
Matthew is a living doll forced to kill someone every time he is bought. He is perfectly fine with his life... until he meets a certain man. Will he be able to go against everything he has known? Or will he be forced to do what he does best?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,739 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Canada, Russia - Complete
The Houseguests by Zilo Sugarpill reviews
Hey, I was sure I could handle this. Mom would only be gone a week, and my siblings could behave sometimes. Piece of cake, right? Not when Envy shows up in your basement, it's not. And yet somehow he becomes the least of my problems...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,547 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Envy, OC - Complete
And I Was Insane To Begin With by Infernal Blossom reviews
All I wanted was watch Bleach in the middle of the night, and look what happened: a Hollow pops out of my TV and attacks me; I'm being mistaken for an evil bastard's sister; people either want to use or kill me; and nothing's making sense anymore! Worst of all, everyone blames me for all this calamity! How did this end up happening to ME? Chap 33 out now. Read & Review!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 96,839 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara, S. Aizen, OC
Lost then Found but not Healed by Laabsinthi reviews
Takes place right after Randall Boggs was illegally banished.A young Cajun college student saves him.She takes it upon herself to help this unknown creature.But he soon becomes a handful.Always degrading and being snarky but she can't just kick him out.
Monsters Inc. - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 186,355 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Randall B. - Complete
Prince Chaos by canbea reviews
Questioning Dumbledore in his first year Harry decided to investigate into the Dark Arts. Soon he starts turning towards the Dark. Now after the Death of Sirius and the abandonment of Remus Harry snaps and joins The Dark Lord. Powerful!Dark!Harry HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,536 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,639 - Follows: 1,978 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Bound to Happen by Hatchi1 reviews
Orochimaru has his sights set on the destruction of Konoha & Amegakure.They join forces.Konoha gains fresh enemies.Akatsuki & 14 leaf shinobi are split into teams of 5. Wait, Why is Sakura stuck with 4 Akatsukis? SakuXItaxDeixHidaxKisa... HidaxSakuxDei & KisaxHina *Hidan talks. Therefore, there's swearing. And lots of it!*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 129,364 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
Hetalia House of Drama! Hiatus by ilurrrverussia reviews
The Hetalians host a reality show on some countries/states/towns/cities! They complete challenges and quizs in order to stay in! Readers get to vote for those they want off! Now on hiatus, sorry.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,610 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 10/1/2011
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 9461 - Favs: 20,068 - Follows: 12,182 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
I Have all Summer to Fall For You by Silver and Gray reviews
At school, Gilbert makes fun of Matthew, and Matthew just wants to be left alone. But then when the hot days of summer roll around, and they have nothing but free time, things happen that NO ONE could have planned for! Enjoy, and please R&R!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 162,653 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 984 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Canada, Prussia
The Story Of Salad Fingers by TwilightSparkleMasterOfMagic reviews
This fic sheds a little light on Salad Fingers. Co-Authors Spottedflames and TwilightSparkleMasterOfMagic put a little twist of the tale of that loveable green guy.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 2/23/2010
Russia Raising The Boy Who Lived by waterrain reviews
Russia has been summoned again by England. He wandered around without knowing where he was located expect that he was still in England. The violet eyed Nation discovers a baby on a door step and on the spot decided to be the one to raise the baby Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 43,111 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Harry P., Russia
Time travel gone wrong by Cherry2013 reviews
next generation travels back in time
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,050 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Rose W., James S. P. - Complete
Rue by Maya Sushi reviews
His whole body hurt. He needed to start thinking, really thinking things through. The Truth must have had a reason for putting him here, and if they wanted to play this god damn game he would play it. For Alphonse. No matter how long it took. (This story is officially KIA, sorry)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,789 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 1,349 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Ron W., Edward E.
Yaoi Drabbles by Totoromo reviews
My brain dump. Too many ideas, my cup runneth over! If some go well and are well received, I might make them extended into a one shot or full fic. Yaoi, up to M. Pairings and rating at each chapter. This week: ByakuyaxRenji, AizenxIchigo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,772 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 5/26/2011 - [Renji A., Byakuya K.]
Saving Him by Faith NightGrace reviews
Emily Crackel was your normal girl until one day she had a chance to visit a world she only dreamed of. Now she's stuck and can't find a way home, but will she want to in the end?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,071 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Fred W., OC
Life as Lily OLD by PulseWriter reviews
(Life as Lily is being updated. The Re-write is now available. The original has been left up by request. But I would highly suggest reading the re-write. This contains spoilers and horrible writing from five years ago.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 66,898 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Lily Evans P.
Players In a Game of Magic by cyner2u reviews
Pre-Hogwarts will eventually move on to Hogwarts. When Harry saves Dudley's life with magic, both of their lives change forever. Their journey will carry them beyond their universe and back to find redemption, purpose, and the secret behind magic itself. Redeemed!Dudley and Powerful!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 60,980 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Dudley D., Harry P.
My Pretty Little Sunflower by waterrain reviews
AU All Human. Alfred Jones ten years old made a Facebook account with the name Kansas Sunflower. Ivan Braginski seventeen years old is the head of a Mafia in Russia and he has Alfred brought to Russia. Time stops for no one. Alfred & Ivan become older.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 40,482 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 5/6/2011 - America, Russia
Choking on Ecstasy by Mariko Higa reviews
When two Italian brothers are attacked in the night by certain American vampire, a supernatural battle ensues. Who will live, who will die, and who will get the happy ending? America/N.Italy/Romano. An RP by Mariko Higa and foREVerhauntingme. R&R :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 134,053 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 3/31/2012 - America, N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
Live 'till ya drop! by Snoara reviews
Say hello to Gloria, a girl who ended up in the One Piece world. Leaving behind the peaceful 'normal' life, she now ventures the world with the Strawhats. And of course, there are gods, goddesses and demons involved.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 422,265 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Straw Hats P., OC
We Make Our Own by Anya3 reviews
Matthew and Gilbert having been hiding something wonderful; a life that thanks to a couple of snooping countries, they will now have to share with the world. Now After nearly a decade of love and miracles, it's time for the secret to come out.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 101,107 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Not a Potter After All by darkorangecat reviews
Shortly after Voldemort's return it is discovered that Harry Potter is not the biological son of Lily and James Potter. He is in fact the son of John and Mary Winchester.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 117,623 - Reviews: 1178 - Favs: 2,590 - Follows: 3,422 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Harry P., John W.
Neville Longbottom and the Harry Potter by December Morning Owl reviews
OC becomes Neville and starts Hogwarts, helping the story characters grow and try to alleviate the extension of the purebloods influence in Hogwarts through a Student Council. More emphasis on minor characters and battles, minimal extra OCs. On indefinite hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 474,113 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Neville L., OC
A dimension and a few thousand years away by SugarSweetyChan reviews
Two years after his twins death... Alfred is a 18 year old senior who gets thrown into an alternate dimension where there is knights, magic and GREEK GODS! will he survive? And will he make it back home? Rated M for yaoi in future chapters! many couples
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,929 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 7/21/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
The Shadow of the Future by Star Empire reviews
Harry died at the 2nd Battle of Hogwarts and Britain fell completely under Voldemort's control. Six years later, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny have developed a plan to send their memories back in time. While their memories make it to the past, their minds all react very differently to the arrival of the memories leading to large complications. Time travel timetravel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 128,278 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W.
A Mile in Her Slippers by Neoraichu reviews
Timmy gets sent to his room for sexist comments to Vicky. He decides to see how 'easy' it is to be a woman by wishing for the body of a woman as old as Vicky is. But Vicky catches 'Tina' playing with her new body, and things take a kinky 'Turner'. YURI
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 55,081 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Timmy, Vicki, Tootie, Jorgen - Complete
Dear FanFiction Writers by PrincessAmelie09 reviews
After being typecasted in many of our FanFiction stories, Harry Potter's characters are fuming to the extent that they won't resist to use Killing Curse on us. But since they can't use magic because of the International Statute of Secrecy, they're writing letters! To us FanFiction writers! If you are not scared to be hexed into oblivion, then you may proceed to open this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 63 - Words: 8,694 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Fruits Basket Chatroom Story by CharlieBrownLover21 reviews
What do you get when you put all of the Sohma's on the Internet together? One totally crazy chatroom that ends up in a freaking insane story!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 119,868 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 6/25/2009
83 Ways to Annoy the Dursleys by DaydreamingSlytherin reviews
Beep, beep, beep. For reasons unknown, a young witch named Vivi is staying with the Durselys for the summer. She has a list of way to annoy them. I dont own the list of ways. Actually 85 ways. On temporary hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 90 - Words: 65,661 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Dudley D., OC
Pirate Potter by Cindy Snowflake reviews
Adopted from Tenkai of Chaos' Potter's Piracy Policy" Harry's lost everyone he cares about and is unable to continue living, so he commits suicide, only to be given a second chance in the world of One Piece! Harrycentric Gen, eventualHet
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 111,875 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 1,863 - Follows: 1,916 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Harry P., Shanks
Imaginary by Silver Ame Tsukino reviews
Harry is sent to live with the Dursleys by his parents. The neighbor works for a U.S. Research Center and Petunia is granted her biggest desire to become a witch. How would becoming a witch change Petunia's feelings and actions towards Harry?AU Neutral!HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,227 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Really Riley, Really? by Riley Lupin-Black reviews
The two self proclaimed twins had just moved into their grandfather's house, and Riley accidentally clicks on a pop up ordering Hetalia Units. Rena is not pleased, weren't the snuggies enough?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 38,244 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 5/22/2011 - America, Prussia
Slytherin's Potter by Animeaddict56 reviews
Lily Potter dreamed of going to Hogwarts and being in Gryffindor. But the time comes for her to go to Hogwarts, and her dreams change. What will happen when she becomes a Slytherin, befriends a Malfoy, and turns against her family? Everything falls apart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 120 - Words: 938,689 - Reviews: 2175 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Scorpius M., Lily Luna P. - Complete
In Between Reality by Updownbang reviews
A lonely university student is pulled out of his world and finds himself in the story he'd always dreamt of being in. Stuck in a 9 year old Dudley's body his existence changes everything and he finds that dreams can become nightmares. AU OC-pov
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 126,185 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Dudley D., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Wrath of Jashin by MegaKiraraLover reviews
After his defeat, Hidan is confident Jashin will come rescue him and make the world a better place. Too bad no one would have believed him if he were to tell. More importantly...too bad he's right. Not!Romance!Centered Super!Godlike(literally)!Harry!is!Jashin HAITUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,029 - Reviews: 1589 - Favs: 3,331 - Follows: 3,527 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Harry P., Hidan, Jashin
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 5386 - Favs: 5,660 - Follows: 6,192 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
You Are My Hero by NihonBara reviews
H High School holds a dark secret. The new student Alfred F. Jones discovers that beneath the "victim" exterior of the student president, Arthur, is a cruel force hell-bent on vengeance. One that desires to make Alfred its companion no matter the cost. For within Alfred is a soul that shines brighter and bigger than all others... UKUS Warning: Dark Arthur
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,510 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 3/2/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Seven Years by ASWhite reviews
The longest Lupin fanfic in the entire world. I retell the entire HP series, from book 1 to 7, from Lupin's point of view. The story is canon but includes what Lupin gets up to when he's not present in the books, including his friendship with Sirius, falling for Tonks and adventures with other werewolves. Updates are sadly fairly infrequent, but I'm determined to finish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 311,680 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Remus L.
To Be Loved by Tannerdarko reviews
Naruto's older sister is protective and easily enraged when it comes to her little brother. She is an average ninja, no crazy jutsus, no boys in love with her, no enhanced senses beyond what most ninjas have. She just wants her brother to reach his dream. On temporary Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 69,506 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Naruto U.
The Land of Dorado by AlchemyNoob reviews
He had promised you the world, and so much more. Anything for his little tomato. Spain x Kid!Reader/Oc; sight Kid!Romano x Kid!Reader/Oc.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,520 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Spain
More stories of Kittens by TearsoftheFallen reviews
OCXMadara. Jean wasn't used to company-no, she wasn't used to anyone other than her sister. But when she finds them, a box of S-Rank criminal kittens, she knew that she was getting into more than she could handle, even if she didn't fully comprehend it at first. T for Hidan. Some humor here and there. TOBI AS MADARA, not Obito; RE-EDITED CHAPTERS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 82,910 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Madara U., Akatsuki
A Slice of Bittersweet Life by MiracleHeart reviews
After a series of tragedies in her life, Nana Yukibara was about to lose hope in her future, until a strange mailman comes knocking at her door. Hetalia Manuals from LolliDictator/0ptimuspenguin
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 153,609 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Complete
I am by angelofdeathsheart reviews
Mostly I am just different, but it never bothered me. I had friends who accepted me as myself. Now I am different from everyone else because they're at my door. Someone-in-the-Akatsuki-minus-KonanXOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 128,267 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Akatsuki
Quiet on the Campus by MaliceArchangela reviews
Sequel: After a long boring summer, Cin is ready to start college. But what happens when the Akatsuki show up injured at her front door? She heals them and they go off to college. But on the campus, can the boys keep their secret? Or will Cin go insane?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 86,003 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Akatsuki, Deidara - Complete
Fear of Fright by Steel and Ink reviews
Jack and Sally have a human child in Halloweentown...but like her dad, she's got a rebellious streak. Can Alicia Skellington's new parents keep her from her human past? Or will love bring her back to the world she was born in?
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,008 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Complete
Forging Destiny by White Angel of Auralon reviews
When Harry left the Dursley's after blowing up his aunt he didn't imagine how his life would change. Meeting a man who can bring light to the past, Harry discovers secrets kept from him his whole life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 166,770 - Reviews: 2679 - Favs: 6,838 - Follows: 4,406 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Easy to Manipulate by Disliked reviews
Belarus tries to make Russia jealous with America, will it workout or will it fail miserably? Seeing as it says America X Belarus, my guess is yes :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 40,114 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 6/10/2011 - America, Belarus
Sometimes, I Wonder by Silver Crescent Eclipse reviews
Harry's twin brother, Chase, is believed to be the Chosen One while Harry is neglected. But the night the Potter's are attacked Harry is the one that is hit with the curse and survives, but get's sent to another place...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 91,996 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 2,504 - Follows: 2,881 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Harry P.
the cullens and denalis read newmoon by fitchick reviews
at the same time bella has her talk with charlie the cullens and denalis recive 3 books about the future. my 1st try
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 169,387 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Edward, Emmett
Divination by Kambalaya reviews
Adriana Navarro, a patient in Gotham's finest mental institution along with the Joker, is taken on a crazy adventure by working with the Batman using her special mind reading and past-seeing gifts. But things turn when the most unexpected love occurs.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 100 - Words: 129,283 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Gateway to magic by llothcat reviews
Harry Potter/FMA. Edward Elric knew one thing for sure, and that was that he was bored in a dull world. And finds a chance to go a price.. Complete.- awesome fan comic of this story can be viewed@ abigeruazerashi dot deviantart dot com
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 249,657 - Reviews: 1640 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
Ice Revolution by lebunnylub reviews
It was strange but he loved watching the other ice skate, it was so beautiful. People say that men can't be beautiful but Ivan/Alfred disagree. Out on the ice, anyone can become beautiful. Ice-skating, Sports. AU Romance/Drama/Family
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 120,843 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Russia, America
Vampire? No Thanks by youwerebeautiful reviews
What if you were in the Twilight Saga? For Nyala,it's nothing like Bella's story. Games of Tag with wolves, clubbbing all night with the Cullens, street racing in quiet Forks, and... wait? Getting engaged on your 18th birthday? What the hell?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 207,992 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Edward, Jacob
Frozen Music by rainbowdragongirl101 reviews
Akatsuki find a girl encased in ice but what are these strange ties she has to Konoha that she can't remember and who are these people calling her name. Not to mention her memory is slowly coming back and just why was she frozen in ice?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 45 - Words: 87,880 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Akatsuki
Units and Manuals by Mariquita-Gatanegra reviews
When Shelby accidentaly clicks a popup, a whole new life waits for her everyday on her front porch. Can she survive the randomness of her new units and her crazy friends and brother? Read and review to find out! Rated T formy own reasons.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 21,589 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Complete
Seven Acts of Mercy by K Finance reviews
Annwn's in ME and she tells herself it's a dream. But is it? The first chapters are slow but things do pick up. Summary inside Rated T b/c she has a bit of a potty mouth. Check out the poll for this fic on my profile.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 135,564 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Aragorn, Boromir
My Life by xXErineilXx reviews
The story of John and Amanda's teenage daughter and their odd extended family. A self-insert AU written many years ago and continued for shits and giggles. Characters are OOC for comedic purposes.
Saw - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 54,954 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 12/15/2009 - [OC, Zep H.] [Jigsaw, Amanda Y.]
Hetaoni: The Haunted Mansion by Fk306 reviews
Halia glanced at the three familiar hallways and up the stairs hoping to catch a glimpse of her two friends. Her heart was pounding even faster now that she had her favorite RPG in her mind. Warning: Hetaoni spoilers, OCs involved.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 201,103 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011
The Genie Bottle by xinatra reviews
What happens when a girl from our time gets a genie bottle. Then wishes herself to Agrabah with the genies help, and meets a handsome sorcerer? Mozenrath/OC
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,161 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Mozenrath
PERCYtoHARRY by Huff The Puff reviews
"The best things in life have been staring at you. Face on. For far too long" Join Percy, Annabeth, Grover and their new friend Tom as they meet the Golden Trio.Watch them as they go through Hogwarts, discover love, hobbies and a breath taking adventure
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,843 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Harry P., Percy J.
Just Your Average Day by yesiamweird reviews
May Gibson moves to NYC after her famliy dies in a fire accident to live with her Aunt April. But a wrong turn puts her into the adventure of a lifetime. She meets the TMNT and joins their adventures, becomes a ninja herself & falls in love with 2 turtles
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 263,687 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Leonardo, Raphael, OC
The chosen four by GhostgirlJKrowling reviews
A seven year old Naruto, Hinata, Sakura and Sasuke are the chosen four and have gone into Shippuden times with Itachi. With new powers and destinies the four are to defeat Madara and save thier new family and friends. Nar/Hin, Sak/Sas, paring inside
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,204 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Uchiha Potter by Chosha Kurenai reviews
After Voldemort's fall, Harry was raised as an Uchiha with his cousins Sasuke and Itachi, unaware of his other heritage. How will Hogwarts deal with this kunai-weilding, Ass-kicking Uchiha Harry Potter?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 300,157 - Reviews: 2407 - Favs: 3,905 - Follows: 4,070 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
Much Ado About Hogwarts by Parlanchina reviews
If there was one thing Remus Lupin hated, it was attention... which was rather a pity, given his choice of friends... AU. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 192,626 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Remus L., OC - Complete
Mrs Destiny by diav reviews
Shego places an ad. Kim responds. AU. [abandoned/incomplete]
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 63 - Words: 104,928 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Kim P., Shego
September, 11th, 2011 by softballqueen219 reviews
On September, 11th, 2001 America attacked. Now on the tenth anniversary the nation's have a UN meeting and one nation's comment push Alfred to the limit and make him remember the pain and fear he had the day the Towers fell. Please review!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,465 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 9/12/2011 - America - Complete
Dying Gets Boring After a While by Eternal Nocturne reviews
Link dies... Over and over and over! Stories within a story. -Any universe, any pairing-
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,309 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Link
Tearing at the Fabric by You'reABirdOfTheSummer reviews
An unlikely, yet undoubtedly brilliant trio take on a huge task. When war is over and nobody wins, there is nothing left to do but go back to the beginning and stop the hate which sparked an inferno. AU-time line and plot differences, time travel. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 64 - Words: 120,031 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Pervading Potter by An Improbable Fiction reviews
Ally seemingly has the perfect life, but not all is what it seems. Suddenly she finds herself transported to Grimmauld Place and into the Harry Potter Books. Sceptical at first, she soon realises that this foreign world may really be where she belongs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 147,383 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 4/12/2011 - OC, Fred W. - Complete
I Ordered Russia Online I Didn't Get Him by JoyHeart reviews
I didn't bother asking what a 'unit' was. It was Ivan freaking Braginski related and damn it I wanted one! Unfortunately stupid company is stupid and did not send me what I asked for. Based on "est. 1995"'s Formerly Lollidictator manuals, here's my story. I feel unoriginal.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 168,254 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Prussia, Russia
Gohan and The Prisoner of Azkaban by LordCaldrin45 reviews
Gohan and his friends return for a new year at Hogwarts. What will happen this time? Plus, crossover romance! (UPDATE: Editing Complete!)
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 61,729 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Gohan, Harry P. - Complete
Lily's Plan by sheltie reviews
What if Lily has survived the attack at Godric's Hallow and raised Harry on her own? Changed rating to T. Reposted chaps 1-41 with small minor changes. Officially On Hold for the time being. See profile for more info.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 133,930 - Reviews: 2060 - Favs: 2,799 - Follows: 2,941 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Pirates Life for Me! by bmrdbgt reviews
CHAPTER 23 updated! Yo ho Yo ho a pirate life for me, based on the movie Pirates of the Caribbean I wrote and twisted the plot a bit to create a DBZ/GT version. Read and enjoy... PLEASE! PS I do not own POTC or DBZ. I do own Ryanna
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,569 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 4/10/2005
An Ace up My Sleeve by Wisty reviews
Alice A. Winster, an average girl who has an unusual ability to communicate with spirits. With no home or family to call her own, the Wammy House takes her in. How will a girl with average skill and intellect survive in a house full of geniuses?LxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 358,892 - Reviews: 1529 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 1/2/2011 - L, OC - Complete
Dragon Ball: Universal Tour by Mappadouji reviews
Hoping to bring new ideas and share technology, Bulma sends Trunks into new universes for the betterment of mankind.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 69 - Words: 283,489 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 12/8/2011 - M. Trunks, Karin K.
Growing Up Black by Elvendork Nigellus reviews
What if Harry had been rescued from the Dursleys at age six and raised as the heir of the Noble and Most Ancient, etc.? This is the story of Aries Sirius Black. AU. Part I complete. Part II in progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 69 - Words: 234,225 - Reviews: 4742 - Favs: 7,679 - Follows: 7,573 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Living with the Gods by PersephoneJackson123 reviews
Sally dies protecting 2 year-old Percy Jackson from the Minotaur. Poseidon finds him and decides to raise Percy by himself. Read along as Percy lives with the Gods, and finds a place in their hearts.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,927 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Percy J., Poseidon, Hermes, Apollo
My StrawHat Adventures by zoro4me3 reviews
This story is just 100% for fun. It is about the Straw-Hat Pirate crew and me off on different adventures. I've been writing it and adding on to it since the summer of 2005, so bear with my writing, especially in the first few beginning chapters... Enjoy
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 178,070 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 3/9/2008
Akatsuki Plus Another by FlyHighAndTakeTheSky reviews
Ashley and her 2 friends have won a trip to Japan. Only catch is, the Akatsuki come with the bundle. M for language and later chapters. DeidaraOC PeinOC HidanOC SasoriOC KisameOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 62,799 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 2/15/2010
My Once Enemy by RosesAreForever23 reviews
Snape looks at Harry's best kept secret and finds that it's not so secret after all. Knowing Dumbledore won't help, he turns to an unexpected person. Rape; yaoi action in later chapters; DON'T LIKE DON'T READ! Graphic in some chapters!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,188 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Of Green Eyes and Demon Claws by Akai-Tiger reviews
Arthur Kirkland is a normal business man that has recently moved to a new house. He spends every day working while dealing with torment from his boss as well as co-workers. But one day he finds a cat that could possibly save him...Or break him. Yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,098 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Russia, England/Britain
Kitten Curse by I love creepy things reviews
THIS STORY IS UNDER RECONSTRUCTION. PREVIEWS OF REWRITE STORY IN LAST CHAPTERS . T for attempted murder and swearing. Rewrite moved to The Kitten Curse. This version is more of a crack and humor story. Hidan pisses off a witch and, as punishment, she sends him and the others to the real world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 88,708 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
The White Lord by DominaSeraphim reviews
Harry Potter saved the world, but was betrayd. He learns about his place in the universe and goes back in time to change everything HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,743 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 3,555 - Follows: 4,325 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Angel of mine by surprisedreader reviews
Holland is a Demon who captures a young Angel named Matthew who entered his domain without justifiable cause. This goes against the rule set by God and the Devil and as such Holland has the rights to keep Matthew until he receives compensation. Darkish!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 136,203 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Canada, Netherlands
Changes in Reality by Akatsuki-Gal reviews
What happens when the plot of a girl entering into the world of Naruto is over-used yet used here? Well, I must explain! Nevermind, at least it isn't mary-sue!That much. Characters: Megan, Rei, and Hailey. HidanXOC, ItachiXOC, SasoriXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 68 - Words: 155,271 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Akatsuki
Immiscibility by N. Silvutra Mayhem reviews
Oil and water don't mix. Neither should magic and alchemy. But they do, as Edward Elric finds himself in London and then ends up at Hogwarts, where more plots begin. Unfortunately, he's the only one who knows that Mustang's life is in danger. No pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 67,329 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 10/22/2010
There and back again, at least I hope so by Chrysalis1986 reviews
Erica and Sam have done a very cliched thing. Through an argument and a mishap, they are sent into a world that neither thought could have existed.Without money, food or a clue, they fight to get back to their own world. How will this journey change them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 75,261 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Akatsuki, Itachi U.
The Marauders and Me by Snuffles-sweetie reviews
It all started with James Potter suddenly appearing in my kitchen. Little did I know I was about to be sucked into Potter-verse and experience the ride of my life. SBOC,JPLE,RLOC. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 140,587 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., OC - Complete
Substitute Slayer by RainyDaySunlight reviews
Members of the Sunnydale and LA gang begin to mysteriously replace the Hogwarts staff at Dumbledore's request. Their presence creates a stir amongst the Hogwarts residents' lives of studies and love. And a new slayer on the rise! Read & Review please!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 221,086 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 9/24/2004
True Allegiances by Jessarie reviews
Harry is not a Potter and he just discovered many betrayals. Will they lead him to family? Will he ever find love? Many surprises await on the path to true allegiances. Slash! Pairings are as follows... Main: Harry/Tom - Side: Sirius/Severus - Hints At: Bill/Fleur, Charlie/Draco, Lucius/Hermione, and Neville/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,352 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Gohan: The Last Super Warrior by Solar Soldier reviews
What if Goku grew up on Planet Vegeta and the same events played out. What if Gohan was sent to a different planet?
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,560 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Gohan, Toph
The Bad Touch Trio & the Goblet of Hilarity by K.Henderson reviews
Hogwarts meets Hetalia! A bit of Gender bending, romantic drama and a dash of another fandom equals crazy amounts of weird! Too hilarious not to check out! Castiel chapter has now been moved to its own one shot!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,543 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Draco M., Prussia
YaoiYuriHentai by Jodeh reviews
In a world of perverted humor, fueding friends and complicated love, Kitsune, Dinah, Momo, Garret and Flavia appeared. Driving the land of ninja insane, friendship wobbles and death hangs in the air... DeidaraxOC HidanxOC ItachixOC MadaraxOC PeinxKonan OCxTemari
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 86,426 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Naruto U., Akatsuki - Complete
Six friends, one sleepover, a whole new life by story-teller666 reviews
Kioko and her friends didn't expect the TV to attack them...or to send them into their all time favourite manga/anime! Cliche sounding, right? But I bet you didn't expect the unexpected...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 148,728 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Akatsuki
Kill Me Now by Swirly592 reviews
Look, all I wanted was to check my email. Now I'm living with my friends and the characters from my favorite anime. What could possibly go wrong? Oh yeah. Everything.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 40,415 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 1/4/2012
The Little Vampire Finds His Way by WapahaniRaiders reviews
Toni Thompson is an average American girl who has lived in San Diego, California all her life. That is until her architect father gets a pretty cool job offer building a golf course for some filthy rich dude. No problem, except for this one teeny tiny detail. She's moving to Scotland!
Little Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,701 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Rudolph S.
Jaded Eyes of a Prodigy by wickedlfairy17 reviews
DarkHarry snapped early on, follow his journey for revenge. Surprises at every turn and not everything is as it appears. His search for power will reshape the world by fire and the magical world will never know what hit them.Slash LVHP Full summery inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 216,842 - Reviews: 2087 - Favs: 5,024 - Follows: 3,200 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Field Trip Gone Wrong by BlackWerewolfOfPurpleRoses reviews
When 4 people are stuck in the glass house after their bus crashes, how will they survive? And what happens when one gets close to a ghost...or two. Will they live and set the ghosts free, or die trying? DISCONTINUED
13 Ghosts - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 24,155 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Complete
I Did What! by uchihasakura285 reviews
Something goes terribly wrong. So Sakura accidently goes back in time and tries to fix it. Will she succeed, or will her whole life be turned upside down? And Sasuke knows what! Slight NaruHina NejiTen ShikaIno, later. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 90,107 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mysterious Visitors by Rashelle reviews
When a couple of FMA characters land in Camp Half-Blood, no one knows who they are or where they come from. They work on finding a way home, but a camp full of teenagers is more than a little counter-productive. Meanwhile, certain people plan to use these six powerful dimension travelers for their own schemes. - Post Manga/BH, Post TLO. -
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,442 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 7/26/2011
Not Another Manual Fanfic by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
One day, a grandmother takes in two of her orphaned grandchildren into a manor of their dreams and orders a present online to aid her youngest grandson into his career as a historian. Only problem? She ordered the infamous Hetalia units. Thanks, grandma. Your gift will not be in vain! Crack is rampant here, which means someone has to get rid of Canada...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,849 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 12/27/2010
The Reader by Hopefaith2 reviews
Hope Marianne Boyd gets an once in a lifetime opportunity to save the history that she knows and loves. However, she has to work with the cast of "Hetalia" to stop an evil threat from taking over the world by altering history. She always knew nothing is as it seems. That is especially true when she steps into their crazy, wild world, and the twists and turns that come with it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,194 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Spain, OC
Donahue by Lee Black reviews
When Harry appeared on her doorstep and she read the letter in his basket, Petunia Dursley didn't have it in her to mistreat the infant. Instead, she brought him inside and resolved to raise her nephew in a way that his parents apparently didn't care to.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,154 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 3,048 - Follows: 4,081 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Erasing History by padawan lynne reviews
When his family is killed by someone he once called a friend, Harry is devastated. Thrown back in time, he decides to change history and save his family. After all, no one ever said what time the Prophecy had to be fulfilled in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 267,681 - Reviews: 2390 - Favs: 3,535 - Follows: 3,629 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 4/3/2008
percy jackson attends bella swan wedding by percy94 reviews
percy jackson is bella swan cousin and he was invited to attend at her wedding what will happen when he discovers the real life of bella swan? what would be the reaction of bella and her new family?
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,729 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Bella, Percy J.
Naruto: A Fox Among Wolves by Corruptmonk reviews
AU:Becoming an immortal Hanyou after the Fourth Great Shinobi War, Naruto decides to travel to a new world to escape a life of loneliness along with Kyuubi. Can he start over? Will he find his destiny?
Crossover - Naruto & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,991 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Naruto U., Seth
Harry Potter and the Rise of the Necromancers by Lordheaven reviews
rst Triology/At the ruins at Godric's Hollow,a necromancer,Lord Thant takes away baby Harry before Hagrid's arrival. Harry goes to Hogwarts following his new destiny...CH44 UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 284,238 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 5/25/2007
Akatsuki Sensei! by The Lord's Fallen Angel reviews
AU. What if the Akatsuki never exsisted, would things change for Naruto and everyone else? Or would it stay the same. Which is hard to believe when your own senseis are the Akatsuki! This year at the Chuunin Exams will be VERY intresting. Many pairings!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,666 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H.
The Fox Who Lived by xXSirinXx reviews
Shuichi thought his mother was normal. Turns out she's a witch and a Dark Lord is out for revenge against him. His own dirty little secret only seems to complicate things further. HPxYYH Flames will be ignored.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 148 - Words: 321,892 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Lily Evans P., Kurama M. - Complete
You Are A Pirate! by Cancerous Galaxy reviews
Ludwig just wanted to find a job. Not be kidnapped by a duo of pirates after helping one. Not to mention all the head trauma he's been taking lately as a result. Well, at least the younger of the two is cute... Wait, what? Rating will go up
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,437 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 9/28/2011 - N. Italy, Germany
Second Bloom by Just Subliminal reviews
Six year old Haruno Sakura was short, skinny, and high-pitched to a painful degree when she could be goaded into raising her voice. The twenty-two year old Haruno Sakura was cursing her younger self. Still, she had a whole life to get ready for. Again. AU, done really, really, really slowly. [DISCONTINUED DON'T HURT YOURSELF BY STARTING TO READ IT]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,410 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 2,511 - Follows: 2,632 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Sakura H.
Becka Neko by The-Magical-Bookworm reviews
Becka is an average orphan yearning for a home. One morning she wakes up to find herself in the Naruto world, as a cat! How long will Becka be-able to last living with a bunch of smexy criminals? Rated M just incase (COMPLETE)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 95 - Words: 147,366 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Pirate's Treasure by chibi-excel reviews
Pirate Captain Antonio wants one thing, and one thing only; a mermaid. Boy or girl doesn't matter, as long as they are royalty and can make him jewels.He's got his wish, but dealing with this prince is going to be much harder than he thought. Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,977 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Real Truth by I-Like-Pie-Too-Dean reviews
When Naruto recieves a Mysterious Letter from a Mr. Cullen what will he find out? Who is this Mr. Cullen and how does he know Naruto? Threesome NU/JH/AC
Crossover - Naruto & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,090 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Man by Ghost-chan1072 reviews
Matthew meets/ sees a man in the supermarket who he thinks is interesting. Yaoi in later chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Canada, France
Dangerous Games by PyLea94 reviews
Latvia enjoys teasing Russia, who frankly has had enough and is going claim what should've been his a long time ago. Didn't you know he doesn't play by the rules? How long can you hide from him Latvia? RUSSIAxLATVIA, hints of ESTONIAxLATVIA
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,528 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Russia, Latvia
Psychotherapy of an Opera Phantom by AngelxPhoenix reviews
Erik is finally getting the help he needs...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 35,046 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Erik, Christine, Raoul, Persian/Daroga - Complete
Hetalia and Magic? by SilverairAPH reviews
Harry Potter and Hetalia collide in this awesome action packed story. Harry, Ron, and Hermione are mysteriously transported into the world of Hetalia. Will Harry and his friends ever get back home? Will they be stuck in the world of Hetalia forever? ;3
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P.
Viper by Nocens reviews
AU.When the Dursleys leave a baby Harry Potter in an alley they have no idea their actions will create an evil to rival only Voldemort's. Evil!Harry, Slytherin!Harry and later on HPLV slash. Gods and Immortals, demons and vampires.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 110,226 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 2,389 - Follows: 1,349 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 2/4/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Dump Me In Another World by Eternal Cat Moon reviews
So, I'm coming home from school and I turn my computer on. It starts to act weird and I land on top of these ramdon ninja. Well, I don't think I'm home anymore. And to top that, I run into the Akatsuki. I thought Fridays were supposed to be good days!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,952 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Boy Who Lived to be Pumpkin King by Daed Rules The Dead reviews
15 years. That is how long Jack has to find a new King. October 31st.-Harry lives, and as a rightful relative of Jack, is named King. Will Harry realize the call for what it is and make to Halloween Town in time? Draco/Harry Lock/Harry Shock/Barrel R&R
Crossover - Harry Potter & Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 101,604 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Harry P., Jack S.
Somehow Related by Rebecca Calzone reviews
Percy Jackson and Harry Potter are cousins. Percy, Sally, Nico, and Thalia visit the Dursleys. The Order comes and the demigods get involved. Set during OoP. I sorta screwed up PJO canon to make it fit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,982 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Harry P., Percy J.
Truly belong by dnEehT reviews
Selene Potter was saved from the Durslys by a frenchman who later on adopted her. And not only that, she is his Capital and thus learned the secret of the nations. But the wizards does not want to let their savior and scape goat go. Not at all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,910 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Harry P., Russia
Bella Volturi - ON HOLD by cullensbabymama7 reviews
Bella is the daughter of Aro, sent away to find her mate, surprisingly...her mate is one hunk of vampire muscles!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 112,540 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Magneto by FujimoriChikaru reviews
"Un magnete sei, mi attrai sempre più a te," Roma murmured in his ear as he thrust, and Veneziano couldn't help the overjoyed tears. He loved Roma so much... Their platonic relationship up to unification, their romance since, where they stand now. Itacest
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 42,442 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy - Complete
Lost In Smallville by RedTailedHawkens reviews
New Yorker Chloe Sullivan finds herself trapped in the fictional world of her favorite Superhero, Superman, during his teenage years and must help him realize his destiny without ruining the story or accidentally falling in love with The Man Of Steel.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,513 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Chloe S., Clark K./Superman
And Baby Makes Three! by IRuleEverything101 reviews
Russia's been spending a lot of time at America's house lately. She wonders why before being told about the baby- Wait BABY?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,860 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 6/15/2010 - America, Russia
Harry Potter: It Begins by WishUponAStar1015 reviews
Harry Potter with a twist! What if there were an added character? What if it was 'The Children Who Lived? What if her father was someone unimaginable? What if she lived with the Dursleys? What if she, too, had a secret? What if they were soul mates?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 127,083 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
United Nations High by Kagaya Daydreams reviews
Feliciano is a new student at the enormous United Nations High School, where the students are assigned the names of countries! But now Feliciano's lost on his first day! Can a mysterious blond boy help him around the school? Now available on AO3.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 48,106 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 3/29/2011 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Prince's Hand And Half of the Kingdom by marinoa reviews
Having once refused to obey a frog, Prince Arthur is now forced to marry one. Both parties are unwilling, but even with the help of their friends, can they win against spells... and time? FrUK AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,105 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Not ANOTHER Time Travel Fic? by The Dutchman reviews
A 173 old Harry Potter travels back in time to hopefully undo the mistakes of the past. Will contain Weasley bashing and a manipulative, but not evil Dumbledore. This is AU, but will follow canon, somewhat.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,512 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 2,027 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Lazy Uchiha by Hibiki54 reviews
The Uchiha clan were known as genius ninja. But all clans have that one black sheep. Meet Uchiha Itachi, a born genius and the laziest ninja you will ever find! Abandoned
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 455,458 - Reviews: 1635 - Favs: 1,947 - Follows: 1,213 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Itachi U. - Complete
Hetalia Truth or Dare Show! by Moonlightgirl513 reviews
I have gotten together some of the countries from Hetalia for you to demand or requests truths and dares. Feel free to ask what you wish. Rules are inside. Rated T Rating may change
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,275 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011
When Thunder Strikes by IrisTheFlower reviews
After receiving a new video game, you start playing it like any average teenager. After a thunderstorm hits, the electricity goes out. You soon find yourself where everyday is filled with horror. Who would you look up to? Reader x ? AU. Details inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,892 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011
Double Trouble by andyandnormski reviews
Everyone knows what happened when Sirius fell through the veil. What is something different happened to Harry? Harry ends up in Halloween town where he meets Jack Skellington. Things change forever for Harry and Jack and nothing will ever be the same.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,646 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Harry P., Jack S.
Harry Potter: Chosen One by Ravenclaw-Girl28 reviews
Harry and Hayden are twins. Hayden is presumed to be the BWL while Harry is forgotten. Harry lives with the Dursleys, Hayden lives with his parents. Separated for 6 years, the Potter twins reunite at Hogwarts...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 138,878 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 3,150 - Follows: 3,399 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Harry P.
Mysterious Thing, Time by Blueowl reviews
The future is lost, so to save it, both Harry and Dumbledore go back the moment it all began - that Halloween night. Of course, things do not go exactly as they had expected. Unspeakables, Wild Magic, Time Travel, Vampires, Bonds, Goblins.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 161,971 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 2,622 - Follows: 3,194 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Harry P., Albus D.
As Hot as Ice by Witchdoctr reviews
Matthew is tormented by Gilbert, but he is saved by the psychotic sociopath, a scary new Russian student. Ivan seems like a nice guy; Gilbert seems like a heartless bully. But who is a liar? PruCan vs RusCan, don't be deceived by the character listing, because either can win. Limes, depression, bullying, all the fun stuff. America/Belarus. Yeah, I'm going there.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 56,612 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Canada, Prussia
Rewriting History by Tiro reviews
Whenever Harry does something drastic, he always ends up in a strange situation. Time-travel-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 163,886 - Reviews: 1605 - Favs: 4,109 - Follows: 2,372 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
F, this is my prize? by Kumatheawesome reviews
Ever wins Hetalia units for a contest, and she thought her life couldn't get any worse. Yet another Manual fic *sigh* Rated T for language. No pairings until germany's manual comes. Hetalia belongs to Himayura, the APH manuals to LolliDictator.REVIEW
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,571 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012
Ringing Insanity by Sweet Jelly Hearts reviews
Matthew isn't insane. Hearing the voices of spirits doesn't mean he's insane. Seeing spirits doesn't mean he's insane. But willingly being haunted by a spirit named Gilbert? That might be pushing it a bit. PruCan, slight USUK. Epilogue is back up!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,029 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Chasing a flying mint bunny is not a smart idea by reviews
When two girls, Anna and Olivia, end up in the Hetalia world chaos follows, but then again, so does love. Will they ever get back to their world? Will they want to? They do get to travel the world, so why go home? But how can they stay in a world of immortal countries when they themselves aren't immortal? It'll be tough, but fun.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 115,554 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 6/14/2011 - England/Britain, Scotland
Not All Treasure Is Silver And Gold by animeloveramy reviews
Taught to despise pirates all his life, how will Alfred cope when he is captured by one Arthur Kirkland, the pirate captain with a curse that only Alfred has the key to breaking? Pirates of the Caribbean parody - AU. UK/US/UK and Spain/S.Italy. Plus PruHun, Franada and GerIta. Hinted RomeGermania.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,704 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - America, England/Britain
Reading the Lightning Thief by Lmb111514 reviews
During LH, Percy, Thalia, and Nico are sent back in time to read the PJ series with the Olympians -Hades and Hestia too-, Chiron, Annabeth, and Grover's past selves. Over time, other characters will be added in, some expected others not. better than sum!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,159 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Percy J., Poseidon
You X Your favorite Hetalia boy by i-am-done-writing-bye reviews
Becoming one with Russia? And Germany is gonna whip you? Lovino calls you a what? Oh my god, look what Japan's been hiding! And the battle of who the most awesome kisser begins between you and Prussia! So much more fluffed up stuff! Request are closed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,669 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012 - America, Prussia
The Dark Side of Puppy Love by ShyRaven23 reviews
What do you get with a nice Death Eater Aunt Marge, a drunken Mad-Eye, a puppy eared and tail Harry and a Death Eater whose scared of the dark? The answer this fic! DomVoldermort/SubPuppyHarry YAOI! Is an AU fic with OOC characters! Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,594 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
My Butler Killed My Mom by Tailsdoll123 reviews
"So let me get this straight, I'm some kind of supernatural snack getting hounded down by seven maniacs named after sins and you've decided that I'm the boyfriend in the relationship?" "Yep!" "Still, this question bugs me" "What?" "Why did you kill my mom?"
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 91 - Words: 198,170 - Reviews: 1783 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Grell S. - Complete
The Unusual Muggles by Dov5e reviews
Dumbledore calls the read? Listen along as Harry Potter and company learn about a world they never knew exsisted. READ AND I WILL GIVE YOU A VIRTUAL MUFFIN!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,832 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Harry P., Percy J.
Camp HalfBlood Host Club by Aquaqua reviews
You know, ever since we found out we were half-bloods, our life has never been the same. Monsters everywhere, gods angry at us, my friends dropping like flies. Who am I, you ask? I am Haruhi Fujioka, daughter of Artemis. Maybe character death, maybe not
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,930 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
The Growth of Japan: The Italy Brothers by KaoruHare reviews
This is a parody to the Lion King one and a half Or Lion King 3 if you are outside the US For the story to make sense, you may want to read The Growth of Japan The Lion King . There is also The Growth of America: Japan's Student Lion King 2 Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,813 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Fresh Starts by Lightning And Blossoms reviews
"That's none of your business-" "Oh, please, Draco, like it's not obvious! You've been roaming the hallways of Hogwarts since Friday like a freaking zombie!" MARRIAGE LAW FANFICTION but with huge twists by me- lightning and blossoms! Usually Draco Malfoy's pov. STOPPED: STORY INCOMPLETE/NOT CONTINUED- PLEASE READ THE FINAL NOTE ON THE 44TH CHAPTER TO UNDERSTAND... I'M SO, SO SORRY.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 155,984 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Trip to the Past by IFlipForHarryPotter reviews
Harry, an innocent toddler, stumbles upon a strange object and is sent to the past. he meets his parents, future teachers, and much more. My first fanfic! No flames please! General disclaimer: Not mine, J.K. Rowlings...DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,354 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Screw the Kitties by DaniZaraki reviews
The Ninja world had a hard time handling the Akatsuki, Kat, and Alice. So how will it handle two children raised by the gang of social outcasts, both of whom are just like their parents? Part 3 of a 3 segment story. Four OC warning. Rated T for bad words.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 266,070 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Akatsuki, Sasuke U. - Complete
An unforgettable visit by Dare9179 reviews
InuyashaxHostclub crossover: This story is about Kagome visiting her cousin Haruhi and brings Inuaysha with her and go to school together.How would Inuyasha will react on meeting the Host club members.Info inside, Inuyasha&Kagome Tamaki&Haruhi.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,741 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Inuyasha
Enslaved Angel by LuvversLuvvie reviews
Naruto gets sold at an auction as a sex slave. It turns out that his new Master, Sasuke, does not want to hurt his angel but rather protect him from Sound Industries who try to steal him back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 80,679 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Real World by xXGrayGuitar14Xx reviews
When Prussia kidnaps Jen and takes her to the Hetalia world she must figure out the countries connection to her and her family. Is Jen a country too? Can you truly save someone a world away from being killed? Jen had to learn that lesson the hard way.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,721 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - America, Prussia - Complete
We're in the Naruto world? Sure, Why Not? by darknessgrows reviews
This of what would happen if me and my friends Mary Hanna Josie and Austin end up in the Naruto world. What happens when they split up and how are Cat Demons involved? Warning Fangirliness, fun, betrayal, some Character bashing and Slight OCCness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,043 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Akatsuki
Player 2 Has Joined the Game by Leggsy reviews
When countries start disappearing one by one and being replaced with odd, yet similar characters, it's up to Arthur and the remaining countries to find out what's going on. Meanwhile, another character pulls the strings and watches it all fall into play.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,641 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - England/Britain, Parallel Nations
A Friend Named Voldemort by DuShuZhi reviews
The Dark Lord would not bow to prophecy. He lifted the green-eyed babe and apparated away. Destiny was shattered, fate was altered, and the future changed. Eventual Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,062 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 2,155 - Follows: 2,664 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Only Time by Victoria LeRoux reviews
After the defeat of Voldemort, Harry is tired. He is offered the chance to rest, relax, and have fun…by going back in time to 1977 and becoming his parents' DADA teacher. But things don't stay relaxing for very long... Adopted from original author
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,350 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Harry P., James P.
Ask The Brit and The Git by Nyahnyan reviews
Anything you want to know? Just ask Arthur and Alfred. They have answers to your questions. Yay! Done out of boredom, enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,532 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - England/Britain, America
The Blood Alchemist by LeFay Strent reviews
"A game?" I sputtered. "This isn't a game! These are people's lives you're toying with! My life you're toying with! You can't do that!" "Oh, but I can," came Truth's chilling reply. -When a girl from our world finds a Philosopher's Stone action, drama, lots of humor, and a bit of romance ensue.- EdXOC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 250,467 - Reviews: 1868 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Alphonse E., Edward E., OC - Complete
Things That go Bump in the Night by BloodyH377 reviews
A set of Halloween drabbles featuring different supernatural beings and characters. Reader -x- Various
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,853 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 10/25/2011
Big Brother by fanficoholic reviews
John and Mary were on their honeymoon in England when a husk of a house literally appeared before them. Little did they know that one of the occupants would come home with them and become the son their family needed.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,878 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 1,792 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Harry P., John W.
Growing Up Kneazle by Manatocfox reviews
On the cusp of Harry's third birthday an impressive display of accidental magic will change his life forever. When Harry is rediscovered nearly nine years later, what will become of our intrepid hero when he finally attends Hogwarts? Sequel now posted!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 217,803 - Reviews: 1203 - Favs: 1,731 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Introducing Muggle Harry by canibehermione reviews
When Harry's Hogwarts letter arrives, the Dursleys find a loophole to keep him from attending. Find out how his life is as a Muggle! Rated T for some domestic violence and later chapters. Please Read and Review! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,290 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Alchemic Saiyan by Divine Saiyan Psyagon reviews
Multiple Universes. The possibilities that entails are endless. The likelihood of there being only a single version of a person in the Omniverse is near zero. This is the story of what happens to one very lucky version of Edward Elric who meets Goku.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 31 - Words: 150,050 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Goku, Edward E.
No Place In This War by V.Evergreen reviews
Fighting in the final battle Hermione is faced with the destruction of the world she has come to love. After fighting for her life and losing she uses a last resort that causes a horrific time turner accident which leads her back to 1977; marauder era.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,375 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Stars Are Magical! by animeloveramy reviews
…make a wish and it has to come true! As two girls find out after a night of wishing when the Hetalia characters arrive to make their days just that little bit brighter. But now they're here, how are they supposed to get home again? OC/N.Italy OC/S.Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,135 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
Harry Potter and the Return to the Past by The Dark Underlord reviews
During the battle over Little Whinging, Harry travels back in time to his parents 7th year at Hogwarts. I am editing, consolidating and reposting older chapters to fix poor grammar and continuity issues. Older chapters will be re-posted regularly and the conclusion of the story coming soon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 171,253 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Rowena R.
My Nephew Harry by Lucillia reviews
During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,044 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 3,673 - Follows: 2,838 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Marge D., Harry P. - Complete
Clinging by XxFuyukaina-BakaxX reviews
AU Alfred is a normal happy go lucky high school kid whose biggest worry is getting away with not doing his homework. That is until a Russian freak transfers into his class and starts ruining his life. USxRus, PruCan, FrUK Rating changed to M!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 230,514 - Reviews: 1564 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 7/13/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Down In Death City by fAnGiRl4Life005 reviews
Can the heartless learn to love? Does the bond between miester and weapon have anything to do with a small child? "Touch me again and I'll kill you." She snarled. "Touch me again and I'll let you." Kid smirked.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 36,091 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Death The Kid - Complete
Sleeping On The Job? by AnotherHetaliaWriter reviews
Arthur's a very naughty boy sleeping on the job. Especially if there's a Frenchman to tease him about it
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,375 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
The Meeting by MKBianca reviews
Sherlock Holmes isn't a fictional detective anymore and travels in Japan with Dr. Watson. He and Edogawa Conan meet each other for the first time. Now they work together into solving a case, how would their bitter bond turn out?
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,563 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Shinichi K./Conan E.
The World Is a Small Place by Lessthanthreeanime reviews
Adopted from sunnystars. The Sohmas move to the U.S., more specifically the small town of Forks, Washington. Naturally Tohru tags along as her life becomes even more complicated when she discovers that the town contains a family of vampires!Canon pairings
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,657 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Tohru H., Bella
A Mixed Up Destiny by SokkasFirstFangirl reviews
Tired of being neglected by his parents infavour of his twin Harry Potter runs away with Fred and George Weasley and Neville Longbottom who are in a similar situation. Full summary inside. ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,572 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Happily Ever After by fallendeHimmel reviews
When two people are both going through rough times, can they make it through the tough spot together? What happens when Mathew's past comes back to haunt him? M for more adult themes later on
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,902 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Prussia, Canada
Percy, Grandson of Voldemort by Youikina reviews
A letter from his grandmother has brought a whole new world of trouble for Percy. How will he handle Hogwarts knowing his biological grandfather is the Dark Lord
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,194 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Harry P., Percy J.
Harriet Potter by tinyrose65 reviews
Orphaned Harriet Potter is not extraordinary in any way. But when some mysterious people show up at her Aunt and Uncle's and claim to be her parents, she learns of an untold past and that she might not be as normal as she believed. (AU! Fem!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 200,809 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Complete
DBZ College by The Ultimate Saiyan reviews
AU. A parody of pretty much everything, DBZ College involves frat-boy characters and a few Author Surrogates in the most farcical, exaggerated and stupid situations ever seen in fanfiction, with a few strokes of seriousness. You've been warned; the "parody" part is pivotal and well-masked. I'll take a flame review as a sign that you didn't catch the ingenuity, just saying. Rated T.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 72 - Words: 87,604 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Goku, Vegeta, Raditz, OC - Complete
Angel and Demon by LadySkarlettofSkaro reviews
Arthur, a Guardian angel, is taken captive and turned slave by Alfred, a Demon and Son of the Dark. But Arthur soon finds himself head-over-wings for his master, and he may never want to leave him, no matter what happens to them. USUK, AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,078 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Dear sixteen year old me, by MischiefManaged007 reviews
Harry Potter characters write letters of advice to their sixteen year old selves.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 108 - Words: 7,754 - Reviews: 2653 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011
Living Animation by Kuraun Kuraun reviews
His hand was warm; concrete. These people should have been merely ink on paper, a figment of her imagination. "None of this makes any sense! If you're real, does that still make me real?" Was there more to Katsura Hoshino's world than what meets the eye?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 131,021 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Allen Walker
Right Here In My Paws by HollirotxX reviews
What would you do, if one day you woke up to find your new cat as a human? Ask Matthew Williams, because it's happening to him. Yaoi, PruCan, Possible Mpreg, Nekotalia-ish.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,311 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Prussia, Canada
Falling Hook, Line, and Sinker by AndAllThatMishigas reviews
Captain Hook kidnapped me in order to get Peter Pan. Neither of them knew what they were getting into when they met me. Based on Disney animated movies and a recurring dream I have. Hook&OC
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,647 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - J. Hook - Complete
My Hero Is You Canada x Reader by BunOverlordAlly reviews
In Highschool, you always had to be protected by your friends; Ludwig and Daisy. But there is someone that has always been there for you. It just takes time for you to notice that person, even when you know you love him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Canada - Complete
Love Stinks by Piratechief reviews
A strange woman gets brought back to Whipstaff. She seems to be leading a very complicated life, and the Trio decides to stir it up even more. StinkieXOC OCXOC a bit CasperXKat Please read! Changed to T for now, will be M later
Casper - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,391 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Stinkie, Stretch
Guardians of the Elements by MSkitty543921 reviews
Aang wasn't the last air bender or the person in the ice burg. Meet the four guardians or the elements. Guardian or water, Aquamarine, guardian of fire, Ember, guardian of Earth, Lin, Guardian of the air, Jade. They were the first benders of the world.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 291,864 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Simba's little sister by ginnyrules27 reviews
Random Idea. I just thought maybe a little sibling rivalry should take place in simba's life. Amei/OC
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,783 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 10/10/2009
Povyshenie moyei kolonii by Kat with Shamrocks reviews
When England decides to cast a spell to help America he forgets one important part of the spell and it completely changes the effects. Now he has to change America back before anything happens to him, to bad for Arthur Russia found him. Rus/Ame, death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,946 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Phoenix Tears by slytherin-nette reviews
To Draco Malfoy, his given orders were simple. Turn Harry Potter into a woman. Get her pregnant. Resurrect Lord Voldemort’s soul into the baby’s body. The plan was flawless. He just never planned on falling in love. DM/femHP. Post-DH Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 320,679 - Reviews: 1284 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Visitor by Lady Sophie of Lalaland reviews
A woman from the real world is thrown into the world of Harry Potter, and her foreknowledge of events can be used to save lives, as well as redeeming a bitter potions master.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 110 - Words: 371,763 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Severus S., OC
My Life Dealing With a Demon by Axsics reviews
Mathew lives in a village that has to give up a virgin to a vampire every month. What happens when he is taken away by the handsome albino? Sounds better than it is...hopefully ;A; M for mature scenes -Prucan, Spamano, FrUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,872 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Canada, Prussia
This Can't Be Real by livingstorywriter101 reviews
I'm not sure how it happened but I'm now in the world of Hetalia and that means I'm having to interacting with personified naftions of the world. And they all seem to think I could be a new country or something like that. This... could be interesting.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 90,724 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Prussia - Complete
Young Again by Fang323 reviews
Arthur's anger explodes, and a spell gone wrong brings him back to the past...though not through time travel. Alfred has never been good with child care.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,158 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Finding Why's by B. A. Ware reviews
Harry must have been lonely while living at the Dursley's. What if he wished a friend and it worked? "Inquisitive, unconventional Harry. Lots of humour" like someone said. Writing gets better later on, said another. In the end H/Hr, some N/L.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 95 - Words: 356,610 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Children of Prophecies by jennyelf reviews
AU- The generation of children born during the war with Voldemort had more than one prophecy made about them. How will the prophecies change things as we know it? This story will cover from Ginny's birth to Harry's arrival at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 101,526 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
A Snake Named Voldemort by estalita11 reviews
COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 185,074 - Reviews: 3083 - Favs: 8,041 - Follows: 3,857 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Spain's Prisoner 1 by ShyScience reviews
Sixteen year old Romano Lovino Vargas find's he is kidnapped by pirate Spain Antonio Fernandez Carriedo and is taken aboard his ship.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,788 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Fairy Petals by KaidaKei reviews
Sakura was born from a young girl's laugh. Now as a fairy, she is sent to Fire Land. As she makes her home in Fire Land, what kind of surprises will she meet? Tinkerbell- Naruto Styled.
Crossover - Naruto & Tinkerbell - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,402 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Sakura H.
What SHOULD have Happened in AtLA by daveshan reviews
Get your bellies ready to laugh and your palms to smack your faces as you realize all the drastic and horribly illogical events that took place in the AtLA world. I guarantee you'll never watch an episode the same way when you're done with this. Successfully updated on every Friday since conception.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 236,557 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Complete
Watching A Very Potter Sequel by SerpentWinged reviews
Order of the Phoenix and Dumbledore's Army watch A Very Potter Sequel. Rated T for Language! Read it, or Mama Umbridge will pull out her LOVE Handel! Edit: I HAVE RETURNED WITH FRESH INSPIRATION!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,421 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Excuse me sir, but where in the world are we! by WritingBuddies reviews
3 fangirls are having a movie night, have a little mishap with the TV and end up in pirates of the caribbean. Will anyone stay sane! or as sane as they are now anyway. Flames ok if what they say is helpful. read and review.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,083 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T.
Light Up The Sky by Troublemaker-In-Chief reviews
Lily and James are still grieving twelve years after Harry's death. He'd be 13 years old if he were alive. The war against Voldemort is more intense than ever. Three mysterious young Death Eaters keep helping the Aurors out. Read the full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 147,763 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 6/23/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Beauty & the Beast by themagnificent ME reviews
Beauty and the Beast with Matthew and Ivan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,377 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Sugar, Spice and Chakra! by Akiko-pink reviews
The PPG and RRB somehow end up in the Naruto world after their battle in their world. The PPG are taken in and training by the Konoha 12 while the RRB are trapped by the Akatsuki. Soon enough the Akatsuki end up kidnapping Sakura to replace their medic along with the PPG. What will happen when the PPG and RRB meet up again? Couples: PPGxRRB and possibly Itasaku
Crossover - Powerpuff Girls & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,729 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 2/14/2009
Trials of the Hanyō Brothers by Apex Soldier reviews
Found drowning at the age of 4, Inuyasha takes Naruto in as a younger brother and they set off into the vast lands of the ninja world. Returning 7 years later, how much has changed? Very AU. Rated for future lemons/fights/gore. Naruhina/Inukag/others...
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 181,200 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Inuyasha, Naruto U.
Beyond the Veil by MorganBanner reviews
When Sirius Black fell through the Veil, he was expecting fluffy clouds and angels. Suddenly he's plunged into the world of the shinigami, and quickly gets caught up in their troubles. The wars of both worlds are about to take a sudden turn for the worse, and Sirius is right in the middle of it all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 134,309 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Sirius B. - Complete
Sometimes by Aggression reviews
Every nation has their secrets. Prussia's about to discover Canada's, and maybe lose control of his heart along the way.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,948 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Canada, Prussia
Broken Mirror by Moofy-Fan reviews
When Selim Bradley is killed by his father, he strikes a deal with Truth. Now stuck in another demention, inside a Selim that is not himself, he's on the run in a world far more dangerious than he's ever had to deal with before. Anime/Manga crossover.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 89,122 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Pride, Selim B. - Complete
Grey Matters by Ilonwy reviews
What would happen if Lily knew she & James were to die, leaving Harry alone. Who would care for him? Who would love him? Harry&Wednesday. Rating for Safety. Not abandoned see author's note.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,832 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Harry P., Wednesday A.
My Brave Boy by John H. Everdene reviews
AU. From the moment his parents are killed, and he is forced to live with the Dursleys, Harry is constantly watched over by three powerfully magical guardians: Sirius Black, Bellatrix Black and Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,907 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 8/21/2011
Why? by THIS-IS-NOT-SPARTA reviews
HighschoolAU in which Matthew is alone except for his idiot brother and the homophobic bully.. but who just bought the house opposite his? How could life change so much just by adding a Frenchmen, German,Spaniard and Prussian? And what secrets could such an unlikely group hold? Rating: Self-harm boyxboy past abuse
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,349 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Akatsuki Return! by Youikina reviews
Harry was taken to a law-firm. He got ten boxes. He got some memories back, after being betrayed. He was just harry but now he is Hidan too. He is going to get revenge and with his family, the Akatsuki. They are back and are kicking. Revenge is sweet!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,202 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 7/29/2010
Magic's in the Midst by Biennia Baron reviews
Allen and company get sent to Hogwarts unaware of magic. As they wage a war against an entirely new enemy and the Akuma, the Noah arrive. The company has to deal with the Noah's attempts at taking the Wizarding world unaware. Alright, it's going to be a while until I finish this, so it's up for a sort-of adoption (I will finish my version). Let me know if you want to adopt this.
Crossover - Harry Potter & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,068 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Harry P., Allen Walker
Concrete Angel: Naruto Version by Itachiforever342 reviews
A girl has been dealt a nasty hand in life, so she's reborn, as an angel. She falls to the Naruto world where she will begin anew. What will she encounter there and how will she cope with it? Find out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 103,072 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - [Naruto U., OC] Itachi U. - Complete
Judida Potter and the Time Traveling Half Blood by tarnished silver things reviews
Jude Potter lost everything in the last battle with Voldemort.With noone left,she sat alone to make her 18th birthday wish:to fix everything.Her wish was granted and now her toddler self knows everything that happened&that she's a halfblood. Poor Mr D...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,211 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Harry P.
One more step by procastinating-tothemax reviews
Ivan is a scary mafia boss but what happenes when he bumps into Alfred an american teenager. Maybe love will bloom? Au alot of pairings haitus, possibly discontinued.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,646 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Russia, America
The Patriot Experiment by combativeAdjutor reviews
When Alfred F. Jones, a teenager, died of a terminal disease, his body was donated to a scientific research group working on a study called "The Patriot Experiment". No one expected him to wake up 5 days later, or did they? USUK and other pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,350 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 6/29/2011 - America, England/Britain
Between Fantasy and Reality by Marynna reviews
A nasty accident leaves Amanda stuck in a world she doesn't understand. Now she has to find her way home...before she's caught up in the world of the Twilight Princess!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 221,170 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 6/20/2007
When Nothing Remains by Witchdoctr reviews
Extended, elaborated version of the "Canadian and the Russian Upstairs." Same start but different ending. RusCan this time.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Dude, What's With the Robe? by PsychoticSushi reviews
Moving to a new continent can be pretty weird for you. It's even weirder when a pervert with a talking bear ends up in your bathroom to interrupt your shower. How the HELL does Ichigo plan to survive this crazy Yankee chick? Randomness at its finest.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 104 - Words: 290,558 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Ichigo K.
A Captain And His Property by HarikaHalura reviews
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Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - America, England/Britain
Holy Crap why is America in my house? by EmoChickThatLooksLikePein reviews
Through the powers of a chain letter, Kuro Soul, a simple college Kid, now has Both the Axis and the Allies in the house! Not to mention the fact that HE has a huge crush on Russia! No more Ocs. LOL, also fluffly Yaoi or something like that. Whatever. XD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,747 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Russia, Japan
Colours by Kitty29 reviews
Matthew Williams thinks he is the only different person in his school, until he meets the self proclaimed most awesome man on earth...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 190,011 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Canada, Prussia
7 Deadly Sins by shadamy247 reviews
AU. In a world where hell is real along with heaven. There is the 7 deadly sins and a cannibal which happens to be Matthew. Enter Arthur and Alfred who meet Matthew and know of the sins. Matthews life just got very interesting. USCan/AmeCan and FRUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,562 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - America, Canada
Draco's Time by GeminiCancer reviews
I've never read a Draco goes back in time, and decided to write it. Draco/Harry slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,754 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 1,580 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
When Hetalia Arrives In The Mail by DominiqueChevalier reviews
This is what happens when I'm left home alone while my roommates are gone. I order the Bad Touch Trio and the Magical Trio by accident! Jeez, I hope none of them go anywhere near my erogenous zone AKA the twirl on top of my head! Rated T for Brits
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,335 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012
Paradox Book One: Water by kage kitsune 14 reviews
My OC, Kiara is dumped in the abandoned Fire Navy Ship. How does she change the story? "But it was a cartoon. It couldn't be real. Sure I've read fanfictions about this kind of thing happening but it couldn't happen to someone normal like me." Recently Edited!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,824 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 9/30/2011 - OC, unknown 9, Zuko - Complete
The Accident by Blueladymare reviews
It wasnt his fault...It wasnt his fault that the man had stepped out onto the road...It wasnt his fault...that he fell in love with the man who now haunted him, CanFru and PruCan After killing France, the frenchman takes over Matthews body...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Canada, France
20 DADA Profs that Voldy is Glad They Never Hired by Luna del Cielo reviews
20 DADA profs that Voldy is glad Hogwarts never hired…and a few he's glad they did.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,267 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
ChaCha the R4pe Doll by Killjoy Whatsername reviews
Alfred Jones, a student at World Academy, realizes how creepy the wrestling team's training dummy looks. He's constantly fighting Ivan, who said the dummy looked rather suggestive, yet the lifeless figure somehow brought the two closer. Gakuen AU RusAme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,037 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - America, Russia
Fifteen Going on Seven by That70sshowlova reviews
Taking pity on Neville, Harry switches potions homework with him. When Snape finds out, he forces Harry to drink the potion and Harry immediately breaks into a sweat. The next day, he wakes up...not quite himself, and Hermione's left to care for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,757 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Stone Heart by ToraToraTiger reviews
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Harry P., Akatsuki
The New Professor by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
Honestly, he ONLY took the job since he owed Dumbledore one. Now he has to balance out teaching these bratty kids AND keeping his identity as a nation a secret. Easier said then done... Harry Potter x Hetalia drabbles
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 7,668 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Harry P., England/Britain
Freedom: A gift or a right? by SheWolf06 reviews
A young girl 'apparates' into Hogwarts and Dumbledore has great plans for using her 'abilities' in the war. Its up to Harry and the group to help her find friendship for the first time and Sirius Black forms a strange link to the girl.Can she let them in?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,329 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Sirius B., OC
Good Boy by Domomomo reviews
If Russia was gentle, sweet to him and ONLY him, Latvia would be his puppy. Russia/Latvia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Russia, Latvia - Complete
Time and Again by mandrake-o reviews
This is that story that gets updated like once a year by an author who never reads reviews and can't be bothered to reread chapters before posting them. Read at your own peril.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 121,293 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 1,116 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
All Hail the Manuals! by QTHorror reviews
I didn't know what I was getting in to when a delivery man knocked on my door and left a giant human sized box in my living room. I already had enough to worry about with taking care of my three year old son, but the world too. Thank God for manuals!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,319 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 4/13/2011
Beep Beep Symphony by lebunnylub reviews
Arthur won his very own personal robot! Wait! Is this a blessing or a curse? Will he stop calling him dude? And for the love of- put some clothes on! Human names used and Suggestive material. Chobits themed. There will be Drama.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,011 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/18/2011 - America, England/Britain
The Untold Story of Alex Snape by Thora Jane reviews
Alex Snape was born with a gift beyond usual wizarding abilities. After the tragic deaths of her parents and sister, Alex finds herself in danger and alone. She is taken to Hogwarts for saftey. There she meets her only living relative...Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 110,673 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Severus S., OC - Complete
As a Stitchpunk by CreativeSkull reviews
*USED TO BE NAMED This is so Wrong* When a young girl falls during an earthquake, she wakes up a Stitchpunk! And worse, she can't speak! Can the others help her get home? Rated T for swearing.
9 - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,218 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - 6 - Complete
Fitting In by Supergirl501 reviews
She had never experienced a REAL school in her entire life, and she tries to fit in by being something she wasn't, but when an "accident" occurs, she'll have to live a double life, fitting in with a new kind of crowd. KyoyaxOC.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,551 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Kyōya O. - Complete
The Only One by EmoEccentrica reviews
When Harry's world is crashing around him, he can no longer tell the truth from the lies. So when he goes to Voldemort,ready to die, he finds out the truth about his family and what transpired on that fateful night. In the end he can only trust his enemy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,409 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
NekoRoma by Lady-Pyrien reviews
Antonio has been feeling lonely with his recent break up with his on/off boyfriend. The solution: a new kitten that his boss doesn't want. Just as he gets used to this cat, a new challenge is thrown at him. How do you teach a cat to be human?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,518 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] [Germany, N. Italy] - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 16065 - Favs: 10,143 - Follows: 8,863 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Stockholm Syndrome by Oilux reviews
Male!BelarusXReader: You get kidnapped by Nikolai, as you are his new obsession.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,525 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Belarus - Complete
GB Plus Me Part 1: One of the Boys by IAmTheRedLady reviews
Jennifer joins her college professors' new business and has the adventure of a lifetime. Newly edited! Something weird happened to the top of the picture, sorry.
Ghostbusters - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,601 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Complete
Percy Jackson and the Hogwarts Students by EmeraldSerpent5450 reviews
What if 14 Hogwarts students came to Camp Half-Blood with Dumbledore to help in the Titan War? Percabeth, HPGW, RWHG. Rated T for romance and violence. Violence is later on. HP/PJO crossover!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,791 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Harry P., Percy J.
When you die, you should stay dead! by Mad Mararuder Girl reviews
Percy and co. are sent to Hogwarts to help prepare the wizards in the up and coming war. But an evil is raising in the dark who has just made deal that could destroy them all. Percabeth Harry/Ginny Ron/Hermione. First crossover!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,610 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Harry P., Percy J.
To us it's real by SexyCanada reviews
Matthew meets a new student and he falls head over heels in love with him. Of course, when a certain non-blood brother happens to get upset with these new found feelings and a sister whom is too consumed by her own mind meet, they may end up going too far. There's more too it than meets the eye. [currently being updated, update date is liar. Screw you too.]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,100 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Russia, Canada
We Are Young by CapitanGigglesLordOfTheFaeries reviews
Matthew is stuck in the shadow of his super hero relatives, but when he comes back from summer, things change.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,481 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Canada, Prussia
Recognized by a Crazy Lady Great! by Musical Nerd 29 reviews
Sealand has been recognized by a certain love crazed country and it turns out she's not that bad! Well, at least Sealand doesn't think so! There's quite a bit of Russia/Belarus in there so yeah!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Sealand - Complete
Hetalia's Nightmare Before Christmas by XionAmmy reviews
Alfred LOVES Halloween. But when one of his favorite Halloween movies comes to life and starts targeting him and his friends, can he team up with Jack to save the day? Will he ever see his friends again? Rated for saftey and not-so-mild language.
Crossover - Nightmare Before Christmas & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,442 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Jack S., America
A Hero In Our Midst by The-ADVENTURE-Begins reviews
Cullens find Percy Jackson dying from gorgon's blood and save him the only way they can, transformation. Volturi intervene, is it time for a new leader? The faster the reviews are given, the faster the next chapter is submitted. SUSPENCE. Ed/Be Pe/An
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,294 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Bella, Percy J.
Hetalia Truth or Dare Show! by SakuraCharm101 reviews
Rated T for bad words and other bad things! Anyways WELCOME to Hetalia Truth or Dare! REVIEW FOR AWESOME DARES FOR THE HETALIA CAST! YAOI ALLOWED! And rules inside too :P HAVE FUN! ALSO I DON'T OWN HETALIA OR ANYTHING ONLY MYSELF AS HOST
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,987 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012
In love with a fairy tale by HEROkeks reviews
Matthew Williams is ignored by everyone, even by his brother. One night he wishes upon a star and gets sucked into a fairy tale world. Will he return to his world or will he fall in love in this fairy tale and have his happy ever after? PruCan AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,909 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Prussia, Canada
Releasing Tensions by RynnaJ reviews
When Russia sits on Canada during a meeting again, Canada says nothing and bears it. But when he discovers tension in Russia's back, he decides to give him a massage to release it. He had no idea what his actions would end up causing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,570 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Second Life by Nia River reviews
ABANDONED. After the disastrous end to 5th year Harry is alone at Privet Drive contemplating the losses in his life. When he discovers a time-turner he decides to go back to the beginning and set things right. Naturally, things don't go according to plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 131,114 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 1,862 - Follows: 1,969 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Harry P.
Invisible by KaoruHare reviews
When America becomes tired of being the butt of the joke, he sits down and becomes an observer. The reaction of the other nations is what to be expected.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/3/2012 - America - Complete
The Littlest Gryffindor by Charmed Tigress reviews
Six year Old Harry Potter goes back in time because of some accidental magic, to his parents' Fifth year at Hogwarts. But as we all know, Harry is a magnet for interesting, and DANGEROUS encounters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,724 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Harry P., James P.
Play Date by TheLadyInGold reviews
What happens when China, Ancient Rome and Germania get their kids together for a play date? Re-uploaded with a few fixes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/2/2012 - China - Complete
HetaCraft by Killjoy Whatsername reviews
When America and Russia got in a little fight and accidentaly knocked England over, a potion spilled on America's laptop and his fellow Hetalia nations got sucked into the cube filled world of Minecraft. Now accepting OC's
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - America, Russia
A Canadian's Devil DISCONTINUED by emismpunk reviews
Devil AU, DEVIL!Ame. When Matthew William a invisible teen makes a deal with a stranger, he wakes up to find out that he has been contracted to a Devil named Alfred and the devil starts messing with his life. Revealing things about both. Aus/Ame MANY/Ame
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,194 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Father Of Mine by MewPainappuru reviews
Syndrome's death has a terrible effect on a certain someone who has been kept a secret from the world, his daughter. After she is older and learns of his demise, she is out for vengence and she's going after the Incredible family.
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,013 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011
Secret Admirer by xXxCrimsonRosexXx reviews
The title sucks and more than likely does not fit this story. This is a reader insert that's been in my head for sometime is a Dark!Canada x Reader insert. It contains rape or my fail attempt at it so please read at your own risk. Hope you enjoy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Canada - Complete
There's a Demon in my attic by okamixcosplayer reviews
Matthew is a young man buying his first house by himself. Little does he know that there's already someone occuping the space. Gilbert, traped in the attic by a demonic seal, must embarq on a journey ending in restoration or isolation. supernatural AU!:D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,805 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Prussia, Canada
Rival Territory by Fallende reviews
The Axis and the Allies are 2 rival gangs in a crowded city, and the tensions between them are high. That is, until Gilbert, a member of the Axis, meets Matthew, one of the Allies.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,397 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Prussia, Canada
Noticing the Unoticed by KidoTaka reviews
Matthew Williams is never noticed by anyone, finally someone notices him and it is the awesome Gilbert. Is an M for self-harm, It has some swearing. Main couple is PruCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Canada, Prussia
Under Arrest by Spazzila reviews
How well can you get away from the men of the Color Police? ReaderxPolice!Various Smut collection. Reader vote.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,094 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011
The Growth of America: Japan's Student by KaoruHare reviews
Sequel to my Lion King Parody, The Growth of Japan. This a Lion King 2 parody. Japan made it through life all right but can he handle being a mentor himself? Can he raise America to be a strong nation himself? Or will his past with Russia get in the way?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,931 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Broken Wings by PSIDontKnow reviews
Gilbert is an angel who has lost his ability to return to the Angelic Realm, and has landed in the last place he wanted to be...Russia. Is RuPru/PruRu and rated T for Blood, gore, cussing, and not much else.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,164 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Prussia, Russia
Turtles of Olympus by thewhisperpen reviews
The turtles meet some strange new friends at the Battle Nexus Tournament, mainly a new warrior who goes by 'Achilles'. But, this warrior is not all they seem to be. What will happen when our four favorite turtles have to contend with ancient Greek gods?
Crossover - Ninja Turtles & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 39,142 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Raphael - Complete
Life as a Teenage Vampire by SpicyItalianRomano reviews
Romania's life is hard. He's bullied at school and always comes home bruised. But what if the rumers are true? What if he is a vampire? -Fail Summary is Fail-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,231 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Romania, Hungary
Friends and Fantasies by Warriorlass reviews
This is a request for Guoste-chan. It is a RomanoXReaderXItaly, I kind of it went wild on this one so I hope you like it. It kind of ended up a bit different than a regular one, so...Just let me know if this works for you, or if not let me know Guoste.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy - Complete
The Superpowers by EverybodysRussian1812 reviews
It's time for the Canadian Annual Road Trip, but this time Russia and America must share a camping trailer for three weeks. Both are tormented by the insanity of the Cold War and their past relationship. Rating has been changed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,129 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Russia, America
An Unlikely Friendship by BacktraF reviews
Matthew, a quiet high school student with an overprotective brother, meets Gilbert, a disabled transfer student, and a friendship sparks. Perhaps something more? PruCan. Human AU. FrUK, RusAme, GerIta and others. Rated M for chapter 11.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,639 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Francis' Sweet and Spicy Buffet by Swampfire Leatherweed reviews
Francis has just won the jackpot and got himself a delectable pair of new maids. FrancexCanadaxEngland, yaoi, etc. It's Hetalia fanfic, what do you expect?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/21/2012 - France, Canada
Italy's Broken by midnightstar618 reviews
when Italy can't sleep he looses it and goes crazy on everyone who gets in his way sucky i know but the story is hopefully better starts of with crack pairings ends with gerita rated m for violence and minor sexual situations subject to change XD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,870 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
White Scarf by WintersOrchid reviews
How Russia got his scarf.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,533 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Russia, Ukraine - Complete
In our World by Dokuji-Chan reviews
I was sitting waiting for my show to start when suddenly they appeared out of my TV. They showed up and "ruined" my night. Read to find out how the Akatsuki found their way into our world and will find their way back. Completed
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,594 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Nations time! by Retarded Maracas reviews
Ask a nation! all nations included!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,023 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012
A Study in Magic by Vixit reviews
When Albus Dumbledore shows up at Baker Street with strange demands and baby-filled picnic baskets, Sherlock Holmes is less than thrilled. Featuring Detective!Harry, Competent!Quirrell, and the world's only private consulting detective. No slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,805 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 2,202 - Follows: 1,428 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Beauty of the Beast by Butterfly Heart reviews
When Matthew finds a bleeding, beautiful Half-Veela in the snow, he knows that taking the stranger with him and offering him help and a shelter could put him in danger.However,he does nevertheless-and causes much trouble./Harry-Potter AU,Franada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,874 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Canada, France
More than Meets the Eye by Tonks-is-cool reviews
OOTP AU: Harry has suffered through a horrid summer when the Dementors attack him. What if Lucius Malfoy rescues the boy and Voldemort discovers with Nagini's help that there is so much more to Potter than meets the Eye? Not only Harry's world is turned upside down! Truths and loyalties are challenged on both sides of the conflict. How will Sirius or Severus react? Grey!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 99,945 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 1,543 - Follows: 1,844 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Power of Obsessive Love by Zhu Yingtai reviews
“When you’ve seen as much of life as I have, you will not underestimate the power of obsessive love.” Nothing can manufacture or imitate love. But could a love potion create the right circumstances for an unlikely love to happen on its own? SLASH HP/LV-T
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 115,740 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 2,018 - Follows: 2,454 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
Spy Work by K.Crystalheart reviews
Matthew has had an ordinary life. He owns a bookshop, and his biggest problem is the possibility of getting a paper cut. That is, until Alfred, a secret agent and his supposed brother, jumps into his life. Will Matthew ever get his normal life back? AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Canada, America
A Bowl of Pasta, A Piece of Pizza, and a Tomato by ButterflyXMoonlight reviews
I was wandering around my new home of Italy when I was being whistled at. I turned around and saw them. I couldn't believe my eyes. My mind raced. After a few seconds of staring, I fainted. OC/Romano and Italy Final: OC/Romano 1st 21 chapters are clean.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 21,299 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy
Oh, These Wretched Seas by demonlifehealer reviews
Captain Arthur is going to pull the greatest stunt ever! He's going to kidnap a royal. To bad a gay Francis is all to happy to be kidnapped by Arthur to get out of his arranged marriage! YAOI! FrUK, Yao/Kiku, Ivan/Alfred, and others. Mild Bond, ect.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 142,381 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 6/7/2010 - France, England/Britain
sorting of the axis powers by myrskytuuli reviews
sorting hat had deffinetly never seen anything like this before. How do you sort someone who is at the same time an non-human entity and completely useless moron. now with Germany and Japan
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,283 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - N. Italy - Complete
babysitting a vizard by ofgreennekomimis reviews
Ichigo, being turned into a two/three-year-old child with chubby rosy cheeks right after the fight with Ulquiorra, what challenges will he face? Do note Grimmy’s potty mouth and some obsessive squishing. could be K , but just to be safe. No pairings.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,309 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Ichigo K.
Letters to Sealand by seabelangermly reviews
Not being noticed gets boring, so Sealand is using his spare time to write. OCs are fine. Nothing considered above T will be replied to. Yes, so far a few letters use a little colorful language. What is everyone thinking, cursing at a child? I don't care.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 311 - Words: 69,817 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Sealand - Complete
Crimson night by MattieE.Williams reviews
Matthew is a blood clinic nurse and was moved to London due to 'blood shortage' there. How will this twisting tale unfold for Matthew? AU Rated M for Major use of blood and language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,026 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Canada, England/Britain
Repossession by Banji reviews
After a world-wide epidemic, Russia makes organ transplants easily available through a financial plan. Just be sure to keep up with your payments... -First posted story. Based on the concept of REPO! The Genetic Opera. NOT A CROSSOVER.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,792 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Russia, America
Life Or Death, Choosing Is Not An Option by Kiety Star reviews
Kiara my OC is sick and doesn't want to tell anyone although it is pretty severe. Starts as a chatroom but switches to story. sorry about that Rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2012 - America
Ichigo, Strongest Under The Heavens? by Koren Flashblade reviews
Ichigo and company were traveling home, when suddenly they were transported to another world.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,187 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Goku, Ichigo K. - Complete
Sesshoumaru, sit! by BAFling reviews
A power is granted unexpectedly. Again. Whatever happens, it might be something even the great Demon lord cannot handle. A woman with a weapon is never something any man would want to deal with.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 109,928 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Sesshōmaru - Complete
OverPowered by WonderfullySarcastic reviews
Canada usually stays behind after G8 meetings to tidy up the mess other countries leave behind. What happens, when one day, another country decides to stay behind with him?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,176 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Canada, Russia
Hetalia, Mistaken Titles by Kumajiro-love reviews
5 Hetalia fan girls dreams come true! all of them meeting their favorite characters! a horrible mistake is made when the girls start calling each other by the names they use to role play. is this a dream? or a horrible nightmare?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,498 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - England/Britain, Canada
Pirates of the Naruverse by frozen yoyo reviews
my version of a female CAPTAIN jack sparrow. Kou was just the average ace pirate. Until she fell skull first into the naruto world and gets tangled with the plot. Oh, she can get home alright. Shes just in it for the fun.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,525 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Akatsuki, Naruto U.
Dirty Studies by 84emo84 reviews
Mathew keeps zoning out in class so when his teacher calls him after class. He gets a extra lesson from the one and only, awesome Prussia!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Prussia, Canada
PrussiaXReader Accident by PastaAndFriedChicken reviews
You didn't mean to almost run him over with your car. Really. Just a twist of fate Fail summary fails :D. Will have multiple parts
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Prussia
The Canadian and the American by NihonBara reviews
Prince Matthew is to be "subjugated" by Lord Ivan for several days. He wants a way out and then he discovers the young American peasant, Alfred, who's been impersonating him. Now he has an idea. Russia x US A Prince and Pauper story
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 98,287 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Petalia by MKG reviews
Congrats! You have gotten your first hetalia pet! Here is a handy guide to "petalias". From breeds to breeding, training to vices. Pivotal events and life cycles. Every petalia owner should have this guide. mating, abuse etc. warning this is sick.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 40,205 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Germany, N. Italy
The golden trio by The elusive shadow reviews
Harry Potter has finally defeated Voldemort. But there is nothing left in this world except for painful memories. So he and his lovers, Ron and Hermione decides to leave. But the new dimension they enter is not what they imagined. Threesome. UP FOR ADOPTION, SEE PROFILE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 186,708 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Harry P.
If Death Release me or Death take me by Melody Kari Starlight reviews
Alex and his sister Amy who has not only got a weak heart but also has asthma and finds it hard to breath. One day while playing a game in indoors that is nearby their house when the two siblings, get sucked into the tv. How will they get home? Kabuto&OC Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,793 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Kabuto Y., Akatsuki
I'll give you a kiss! by SlytherinTribute reviews
Working as an auror is not a risk free job, Harry knew that but he never expected that being turned into a toddler is one of those risks! No memories of being the chosen one, Harry's defenseless against the world until Draco decided to take care of him, not knowing that the child he just took in was his arch-enemy Harry Potter! Will love finally bring them together? Possible OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,150 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Day of the Dead by mizcervantes reviews
America lights a candle that resurrects the former empires Aztec, Inca, and Maya from their death on Halloween night. It's up to him, Spain, and the rest of the gang to stop the sisters before the sun rises. If not, the curse becomes permanent, and the former empires are allowed to walk freely upon the Earth and take their revenge upon Spain and the rest of the world. Fem!Mexico
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,977 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 12/4/2010 - America, Spain
Empire by Curbstompd reviews
A hundred years in the future, Italy has eclipsed the legend of his grandfather. He is the Italian Empire now, and he remembers his swift and terrible rise to greatness. Dark!Italy. Rated T for blood and Italy's broken, twisted mind.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - N. Italy
Breaking In by Freedom Kiwi reviews
A parody of the amazing story 'Giving In'. What would happen if the Facebook group suddenly found themselves in the story and surrounded by the characters. Based off crazy chats and the people who made them happen. M For Crazy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,972 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Canada, Russia
Becoming A Hetalian by book234 reviews
When the promised day merges these two worlds together. Edward becomes the personification of Xerxes in exchange for his brother instead of giving his ability to use alchemy up. Rated T just in case.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,979 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Edward E.
It's the shinobi life for us by Davros reviews
Naruto crossover A demon's last act of spite sends Ranma, Ryoga, and Mousse on a rather unexpected journey. Now they must adapt to an existence in a world foreign to them where their martial arts skills attract a rather dangerous sort of attention.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 163,837 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Ranma
A little taste in History by Gazlover12-Canada reviews
The Dark Lord is gaining power, fear is everywhere upon the Wizarding world. What happens when the countries become involved too? Literally. Takes place in 6th year. Discontinued :(
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,836 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - England/Britain
HeroicAwesomeBadassTrio by Cat'nDaHat reviews
Follow the HeroicAwesomeBadassTrio. *dramaticmusicplays* starring America! Prussia! Annnd Denmark! *dramaticheadturns* Click the story! Now! Do it now! Now! Click it already! Please?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,703 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - America, Denmark
Death is Cheap by Klei reviews
For nations, death is cheap. Russian Roulette may hurt, but they always come back to life. No, the biggest concern is what the other player decides to do while you're 'dead.' Character deaths played for smut and laughs, multiple times. RussAme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,752 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Russia, America
The Pocky Series Allies by 130-Stars-and-Sheeps reviews
Written for fangirls, by a fangirl. These are short one-shots on each individual of the Allies boys! Rated T, because I don't what to rate this. Allies/Reader
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - America, England/Britain
The pushover and the crybaby by Dorkohontas reviews
The mysterious boy in the hallway... Latvia will do anything to get away from Russia even go off with a complete stranger. Will he ever find the guts to stand up to him? Will running away with Canada get him involved with more than revenge? CanadaxLatvia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,485 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Canada, Latvia - Complete
Soap by The Set Animal reviews
Non-Con, Prussia wants some fun after a meeting and well, North Italy is in the shower.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Prussia, N. Italy - Complete
The Evil Eye Alchemist by Sorakage Sama reviews
A fusion with Fullmetal Alchemist. What if Harry Potter wasn't raised by the Dursleys? What if he was a part of the Elric Family? This story develops rather slowly, I hope you enjoy it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 127,162 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Harry P.
Hetalian Horror Story by vitruvian-woman reviews
Best friends Caroline and Lidy decide to read a terrible Hetalia fanfiction and get more than they bargained for. The characters come to life. And... they want to kill the girls.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,061 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Russia - Complete
Watching A Very Potter Musical by Optimistic Dreamer reviews
The Harry Potter Characters watch 'A Very Potter Musical' by Team StarKid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,619 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011
180 Degree Turn by Superkitty140 reviews
After England accidentally casts a spell, America and Russia are forced to live in each others bodies. Now it is up to them to find out a solution to this problem before time runs out.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Russia, America
Be A Man by Peregrine Williams reviews
Eh heh… long story short: watching Hetalia/Disney AMVs, saw some done to Mulan songs, roles fit perfectly, 2:00 am inspiration attack, write Hetalia fanfiction inspired by Mulan plotline. PruHun!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,214 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Dr Braginski by RussianSunFlower reviews
Ivan leaves for Russia to study Surgical, thus leaving his girlfriend, Maddie in America with her brother. Soon they break up but what happens when they meet again five years later and Ivan isn't who he seems anymore. Rated M for later. RussiaxFem!Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,661 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Russia, Canada
Miranda Williams And The Journey To Hogwarts by Crystal-LeeAFFN reviews
Harry Potter AU. All my fave pairings inside. Enjoy, I guess... T for Lovina's flowery mouth and her ideas. Main pairing is PruCan. I dunno if this should be a crossover.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,586 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Prussia, Canada
Matthew and the Chocolate Factory by amg17 reviews
A parody of Charlie and the chocolate factory with the characters of Hetalia! Read more for details
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,917 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Canada - Complete
To Deal With Death by chocolate-frog-fan reviews
George makes a swap, a swap that could cost him everything, to get his twin back...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,905 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - George W., Fred W.
L, M, N, O, P by The Second Side of Happiness reviews
"See what I did! Do you like it?" Kumajiro jumped excitedly in Matthew's room. No, Matthew did not like this. He not-liked it so much his body decided he was to faint. Anthro!KumaxCanada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,339 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Canada, Kumajiro
Take Me Under by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Matthew is exiled to France. He does not get on the plane and refuses to go to either Paris, Marseille, or Rouen. Instead he takes a taxi to a little speck of a town. He meets Mr. Kirkland. It goes from there. AU, UKCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,174 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/29/2012 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome by weeaboo-sensei reviews
Not all mistakes are regrets, though sometimes it's hard to tell. Russia attempted to abduct and rape America, but it seems he's grabbed the wrong person. That doesn't mean he'll just let him go, though. Slight PruCan, forced RusCan. Russia's a bastard.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,153 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Canada, Russia - Complete
A Different Cinderella Story by xscreenx reviews
What happens when Cinderella the movie is transformed into South Park? A hell of a story with many twists. /DISCONTINUED/
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,913 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
What's in a smile? by Wintergrey Seth reviews
Russia and Dark Italy have a talk. Views are exchanged. Deals made. Impressions changed. Things will never be the same again...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Russia, N. Italy
The Lonely and the Mental by zero434 reviews
He's shy, awkward and maybe even insecure. I could tell that he was lonely like me. He will be a great friend. He will be the one that would always be there for me. He will be the one that would love me unconditionally. He will be mine.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,805 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Canada, Russia
The Growth of Japan by KaoruHare reviews
Parody of The Lion King. Can China raise Japan and help him lead a powerful life as a nation? Or will Russia have his way and become one with China. And will Japan be lead astray when he meets the Italy brothers? Only one way to find out. Click to read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 34,092 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Japan, China - Complete
All the Birds of Akatsuki by Jinso Kitsune-kun reviews
What happens when the Akatsuki is transported into our world, and they're BIRDS! Freakin' hilarity. Rated T for Hidan. I do not own Naruto. Crack fic. Gary-sueish. Now rated M for the mentions of sexual content in chapter 56! Also, add-on to end note of Chapter 57! IMPORTANT!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 140,469 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
A different way of Life by Happy Chik reviews
Have you ever wondered how Harrys life might be if Lily and James survived? What if Sirius never went to Azkabahn and he knew Remus long before his third year at Hogwarts? Read on to find out because you know you want to!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 135 - Words: 334,273 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 1/19/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hetalia Q&A by MagicalTurtle reviews
Yeah. This is so original ! So basically, read the introduction, submit a review, and I'll get around to updating as soon as possible ! Rating may change depending on questions. eue
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2012
Russian Magics by Filomene Hara reviews
on the night of his parents death Harry Potter is placed on his relatives' doorstep.Hating anything to do with magic they abandon him on the cold roads of Russia only for him to be found and raised by some strange, uh... people? NO PAIRINGS AS OF YET
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,903 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Harry P., Russia
Last Chance by Lily4Evr reviews
What is the real Bella Swan died when she was 5 year's old? Who is the imposter that is calling them-selfs "Bella". What if this "Bella" isnt human or Vampire. Who and What is She? And what is she doing in camp Half-Blood?
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 81,325 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Bella - Complete
Make a Wish, Break a Heart by sjm95x reviews
AU! Harry makes a wish to go back in time, to fix things, but he's not very specific. So, what? Well: he ends up in the Marauder era, inside of James Potter's body, in the middle of all this teenage drama. Throw in Voldemort and a Time Magus. BrokenHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 96,876 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Harry P.
Lion King II: Heart of a Champion by Kurt Wylde 42 reviews
Sequel to Lion King: Into the Pride. Danny and Simba are now co-kings of the Pride Lands. Danny resumes the search for his family, but both kings have to deal with Zira and the people. The return of an old enemy only adds to the complications. AU
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 289,806 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Simba, Sarabi, Zira, OC - Complete
Back Again by WizardWay reviews
Sirius does a spell wrong that results in time travel to Harry's seventh year at Hogwarts. Harry is not there, but Dumbledore's Army is...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,101 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Sirius B., Neville L.
The New Girl by TheSelfCriticalAuthor reviews
America's curiosity created yet another problem. Confused -hiding more secrets than you know- Julie is holding onto a mask, which is partially tattooed to her face. Is it really that easy to escape from these subconsciously possessive, yet kind countries?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,054 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 1/16/2011 - England/Britain, Russia
Changing Allegiance by magiquill9 reviews
Harry is killed in DH and returns as an 11-year-old Slytherin, with Voldemort's soul inside blocking Harry's future memories. The darkness is enveloping Harry and he will have to decide to reject it or embrace it. How will Slytherin change him? No Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 173,653 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Harry P.
Vee I get to write letters too, parte seconda! by Dogsrule reviews
A letter story continuation of '"Vee I get to write letters too?"! Can be advice, chatting, etc. And still rated T because of certain characters! you know which ones! XD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 149 - Words: 129,283 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 4/19/2011 - N. Italy
What Really Happened? by grandmas-angels reviews
Harry is thought to be dead until his first year at Hogwarts. Lily is really alive, and married to Snape. A/N: none of the characters or places are mine, all belong to J.K. Rowling, NOT me, i only borrow them for my own and others' enjoyment
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,661 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Queen of the Pirates by MewStar0013 reviews
What would happen if Luffy was a girl? Good thing: A Queen of the Pirates. The problem: very awkward situations between her and a certain swordsman as they and their friends travel to the Grand Line for One Piece. R and R please. Rated T.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 142,220 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Luffy, Zoro
Biting ripe fruit by hinatachan the itaxnaru luver reviews
Harry's finding out after 16 years that Lily and James Potter are not really his parents! On top of it all, he apparently now has a fiance who is a half demon...just like him! Will Harry accept this odd marriage? InuXHarry R M
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,932 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Harry P., Inuyasha
Tick Tock by Spaghetti13 reviews
Canada finally has enough of being ignored and decides to do something about it. Italy ends up joining him on his quest to shed the other countries' blood. Yandere!Canada and Italy. Rated T for now, rating will go up later for blood. Some GerIta/PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,619 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Canada, N. Italy
Marry Belarus's Letters! MARRY THEM! by myangelofthursday reviews
Belarus is now accepting post. OC's, states/cities, fans all accepted! Rated T for now, might change if I get any...interesting...letters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 251 - Words: 55,588 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Belarus
Letters to the Buckeye State by DeepSentinel reviews
Ohio lives with an insane family. How does she cope? By writing letters, of course! OCs welcome.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011
APH Gakuen Rochu: Taming the Polar Bear by haraguro-tan reviews
In Hetalia Gakuen, Ivan, a notorious school bully, meets & falls in love with Yao, a student councilor who resolves to tame him of his bullying ways. Hilarity, chaos & fluff ensue as Yao braves Ivan's romantic but perverted pursuit to take him into hand.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 77,735 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Russia, China
Of curls and whipped cream by Always irritated reviews
AU Itacest Seme!Italy and Uke!Romano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/6/2012 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Among Killers by Flashback 1701 reviews
Feliciano Vargas is a young prison guard sent to work on death row. Each of the men he guards is a killer, cold-blooded and labelled as evil. However, he soon discovers that perhaps not all of them are quite so hard-hearted as they first appear. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,493 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
Young at Heart by lazywriter123 reviews
A messed up spell, turns Harry back into an six year old in an attempt for the Dark Lord to remove his Horcrux from Harry. Now with no memory, Harry assumes his dad his Voldemort and insanity insues on Riddle Manor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,485 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
France's Sexy New Year Secret by ProdigiousGirl reviews
England gets drunk at France's New Year party and fights with Germany. France takes England back to his place to rest...but that's not what happens. FrUk, hints of GerIta. Yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,624 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/3/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Times Have Changed by MissLadyDemon reviews
Pirate England want's to know what his future life is like. Once he receive a ring that will take him into the future he has a hard time coming to turns on how he is now and how now he is somehow a domestic housewife. Fruk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,615 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - France, England/Britain
Stairway to Magic by Sardonyx Ichigo reviews
Trapped inside the body of Harry Potter, Ichigo struggles to hide himself as an ordinary person, but that task may be impossible as the wizarding world comes knocking on the door of number 4 Privet Drive. Can Ichigo survive in a world of magic?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,370 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Ichigo K.
South Park: Truth or Dare! by Orange Parka Princess reviews
Kate gathers up the South Park characters for a game of Truth or Dare! Always accepting truths/dares and OCs! Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN SOUTH PARK. Still wishing I did.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011
Akatsukitties by Valkyrie0Magma reviews
What if the bijuu extraction with Gaara was stopped before it finished? and what if the result sent the akatsuki cats? DeidaraxOc, ItachixOc, SasorixOc, Tobi/MadaraxOc, slight HidaKonaPain. AU. Rated T for language among other things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,631 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Hetalia House Meme by Lionona reviews
Just a meme I worked on after seeing the Hetalia fanfic meme. Imagine you live in a house with your twelve favorite characters!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Complete
Still Another Universe by transportation reviews
Harry has killed Voldemort, and not for the first time. Instead of enjoying his victory, he's dragged to still another universe to do it all over again. But this time, it's August of 1981. Response/sequel to Silverfawkes' Yet Another Universe challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,813 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Returning Home by Singing Alice reviews
The three shinobi of Konohagakure, find themselves transported to a new world. What new adventures await them here? Well, we'll just have to wait and see...
Crossover - Naruto & Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/1/2012
Parenthood by Kaede-tama reviews
"It's not a real baby - just an infant simulator." Matthew figures out that this assignment isn't going to be as easy as it sounded. Especially not when his partner is Gilbert. Gakuen AU, Gilbert/Matthew
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,125 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Prussia, Canada
Ask Hetalia! by norsegodchick13 reviews
A Hetalia Q@A session. Remember to review with your questions if you want them to be answered!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2011
My reason for living is you by MarcellaUrduja reviews
russia has a bitter past because of Tartars rule. And he felt lonely in his childhood, until he met Chibitalia. Russia then starts liking Chibitalia . But when chibitalia returns to Italy with him, Russia meets HRE and get jealous of him. Russia or HRE?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,620 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Russia, N. Italy
Corrupted Convictions by Xxshino-Loven-bugzxX reviews
Wang Yao is accused of murder and is sentence to jail. When he arrives he finds it is filled perverts, thugs and murderers, so how can he survive? Did I mention his cell mate is a crazy psychotic Russian? Yaoi, Rochu, BoyxBoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,272 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - China, Russia - Complete
Devil's Crown by PersephoneQ reviews
Gilbert and Ludwig are sons of the devil, Germania. But when Germania chooses Ludwig as a successor, Gilbert steals the crown and drops it somewhere on Earth. And Matthew finds it. What would you ask for if the devil owed you a favor?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,875 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Canada, Prussia
I will always serve you by Natsubleu reviews
you are a very poor girl with bill collectors coming every day,by a pure chance you happen to fall in love, but with hetalia's germany. but what happens if you become his live in maid? will you ever get close to him? reader x germany/ludwig!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,112 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Germany
7 Things About Spain by bigd0ng420 reviews
Song-fic to 7 Things by Miley Cyrus. From Romano's POV. Romano reflects on his feelings for that one certain Tomato Bastard. SpaMano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Another Kind of Nightmare by TheSkellingtonTemptress reviews
Many years after Jack Skellington's Christmas fiasco, his son is now destined to take the crown, however, the young skeleton is more fascinated with the human world and becomes rather side-tracked when he falls under the spell of a certain mortal girl.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,652 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011
Saiyans n Scams by supersaiyan3goku reviews
With a dimentional rift, a female Gohan has ended up in Peach Creek! What will happen now? And will she keep her SANITY? T for cursing, violence and blood. Plus a bit of lemon zest. XD
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 12/28/2011
How to Reassemble the World by Korrosive reviews
It's the future, where names and even the existence of nations are forgotten. A girl stumbles across a real nation when she orders a Unat, a 'human android'. She's going to restore this world and make the people remember, one nation at a time.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 47,907 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Canada - Complete
Is This a Dream? by KitsuneandNaruto reviews
Hannah loves Death note and Naruto, but when a series of strange occurances pulls her into the death note world, how will she get on with her new partner in crime, Uzumaki Naruto? Rated T for some colorful vocab on Naruto and Hanna's part.
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,172 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Naruto U., L
A Different Life by Tiro reviews
They all thought Lily was Light. She wasn't. She was in love with the Dark Lord, and gave birth to his son. Now Erus Riddle is growing up, showing just how evil the son of Lord Voldemort can be. Of course, the Light doesn't know that fact. Slash later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 64 - Words: 366,001 - Reviews: 2940 - Favs: 4,704 - Follows: 2,487 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
It Started as Anger by Witchdoctr reviews
Alfred did not want a little brother.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/28/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Playing Nicely by Artemis1000 reviews
Never let it be said that Italy can't play nicely with others… 2P AU with dark!Italy. ItaGer. Content advice: Dark, knife play, blood play, smut. Kink meme de-anon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/27/2011 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
The Revenge of Jusenkyo by Noy Telin'u reviews
Jusenkyo is angry. The ward of Nerima has been abusing its 'children'. Time to see how they would like to be cursed. Time for revenge, Jusenkyo-style. No one is safe from being cursed. What does your favorite character turn into? Complete.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,721 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Ranma - Complete
I Was Sent to Kill You by Veran Shade reviews
I woke up in the household of homunculi, finding that I was one of them myself. Taking me to their advantage, they sent me on a mission to gain the trust of the Fullmetal Alchemist. I was ill-prepared for his charm... and unexpected events followed. EdxOc
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 191,646 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Edward E., Greed
Harry Potter and the Return of the Squib Son by phantomace13 reviews
When Harry Potter's brother is thought to be the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry is thought to be a squib and left with the Dursleys. But what happens when Harry gets his Hogwarts letter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 113,263 - Reviews: 2498 - Favs: 4,061 - Follows: 2,416 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Baltics Secrets by Startled Boris reviews
Everyone has secrets don't they? Especially when you live in Russia's house. Appearances from the Nordics, Belarus, Ukraine, England, France, America, Germany, Italy, Prussia, Austria, Hungary. Warning: gender bending, swearing, fluff, multiple crack pairings. Don't read if you like Russia abusing Baltics fics...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 86,012 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Russia, Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia - Complete
Tobi's Fairy Tales by Shira Lansys reviews
Tobi decides that Deidara needs a bedtime story, despite the fact that it's not bedtime. And that Deidara doesn't want one. Rated for Hidan in some chapters. Enter this story to read How The Grinch Stole Christmas - Tobi's version! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,615 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Obito U., Akatsuki - Complete
I choose my own fate by HuskyWalker reviews
Back in his own time Harry Potter has to deal with his sickness and at the same time hide from both the light and the dark side. Nothing has changed from his visit in the past and Harry is on his own. Will he be able to see Tom Riddle in Lord Voldemort?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 232,386 - Reviews: 1468 - Favs: 2,177 - Follows: 1,093 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Vermilion by CatastrophicMeltdown reviews
*Dark!Germany/Dark!Italy* A darker story of Germany and Italy during WWII.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
I Ignore Them by waterrain reviews
AU All Human.Fem!Alfred is Allie. Allie finds Ivan to be a creepy dude and she tries to ignore him, but it is impossible for he is almost always there.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,576 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011 - America, Russia
Marauder Story Chatroom Style! by silver-doe287 reviews
This is the Marauders' seventh year, told in the form of everybody's favorite online chatroom. Is finished, so should have regular updates!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,359 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Sirius B., James P.
Alchemy Crossed with a Fruits Basket by Manga-Otaku121344 reviews
FMA crossed with Fruits Basket! Who is not excited? Ed ends up in Fruits Basket time instead of Germany. Alchemy is real in the Fruits Basket world just no one knows it. Follows the first FMA anime and sort of follows Fruits Basket manga READ&REVIEW!
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,204 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Complete
Lily and the HalfBlood Prince by greeneyes117 reviews
This story starts from when Severus first met Lily, and the way their friendship evolved during their school years. It is mostly canon, continuing seamlessly from Ch.33 in JKR's book the latter marked in italics .COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 137 - Words: 619,061 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 9/29/2009 - [Lily Evans P., Severus S.] - Complete
Oblivious by Locked Up reviews
Alfred Jones isn't popular. Instead of sports and friends he gets comics and the daily abuse of Ivan Braginski, his unofficial nemesis. But when he receives a note from a secret admirer, he learns something rather interesting about this "enemy"...slash.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,954 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Genies and Jinxes 2: Jafar's Back! by PirateWizardThief reviews
2 months after the defeat of the evil vizier Jafar, Aladdin and his little brother Alaric try to adjust to palace life. But before things can get good, they turn bad as Jafar comes back and his bent on revenge! Can Alaric and Iago's friendship survive or will Jafar win thanks to Iago?
Aladdin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,441 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Genie, Iago - Complete
Hetalia Christmas Tales by Procyonpaw reviews
Traditional Christmas stories with a Hetalia twist!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,678 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Complete
In Soviet Russia by americalovesthecockpit reviews
NON-CON. Russia is creeping on America hardcore. America is not amused. This is actually supposed to be a humor story so enjoy my ticket to hell!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,489 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/15/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Canada Branches Out by Blind Squirrel reviews
Canada... Russia... Tentacles... what more can I say! Written on a Dare. De-Anon from Kink Meme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,958 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Stuck in FMA by Bri Nara reviews
What happens when a fangirl is made a homunculus and sent to the FMA world? Manga-based.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,705 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Edward E., Envy
Baby It's Cold Outside by Happyfish reviews
The song baby it's cold outside sung by Russia and America, I do not own the song or the anime/manga. beware of fluff and gender bend
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Hetalia Meme by AwesomelikePrussia
Just some random prompts. Enjoy? /Edit: Sorry, messed up in one of the prompts and didn't notice until after I published the first time. Here's the second try!/
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Complete
Toshiro's Outer Child by Nikki3669 reviews
Toshiro Hitsugaya is turned into a 2 year old everything changes. He is now a baby, toddler, silly, child who is a complete trouble-maker. But, everyone can't help but love him. You get to see Toshi act childish! Spankings in future chapters
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,053 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 2/16/2010 - T. Hitsugaya
PJO and HoO Read the Lightning Thief by Erudite19 reviews
The characters of PJO and HoO are sent back in time to the winter after Thalia was turned into a tree to read about the future with the gods. Characters are sent back in time after the Son of Neptune. I don't own PJO or HoO. Rick Riordan does.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 161,062 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 2,299 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
Adventure with an American Ghost by Lunar Disguise reviews
Au. Arthur is an author with an ordinary life. Constantly battling deadlines and writers block. Never did he imagine that adventure would find him outside his stories. That is until he meets Alfred. A ghost, who's death might not have been a coincidence
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,043 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - America, England/Britain
Man, I Miss the Kitties by DaniZaraki reviews
Sequel to Consider Yourself Kitties: Alice and Kat are in the Naruto world with the evil and yet strangely lovable Akatsuki. Throw in some criminals, even more ninjas, chaos, lots of sarcastic battles and you've got yourself some interesting situations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 329,688 - Reviews: 3324 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
How My Life Ended by Deathmetal180 reviews
A story of how my DNA got infuse with Stitch's DNA through a broken vile and how my life completely change forever. Warning: I don't own Lilo and Stitch characters, just my characters only. Please read and review.
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 168,131 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Complete
Slytherin Harry Potter: Year One by erhea reviews
A very Slytherin Harry Potter, bearing the memories of a young Tom Marvolo Riddle, reenters the Wizarding World for his first year at Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Featuring a dark and evil Harry Potter. On hold at the moment, not abandoned. I will continue with it in the next couple of months. Stay tuned for more!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,905 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Red Bracelets by fliff reviews
"Whenever you're feeling down I'll be here for you and maybe I can give you the courage to face thing without doing this to yourself anymore," Gilbert told Matthew. PruCan, AU, self harm, human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,890 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Je Suis Qui Je Suis by woodbyne reviews
AU. After being dumped for Alfred's new job Matthew is strung out, addicted and miserable. Broke and in need of a hit he visits his dealer, who gives him a bad batch of heroin and leaves town. He's saved by blue eyes. FrancexCanada, Schutzengel back story
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,132 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Canada, France - Complete
Being Sexy Isn't A Crime by AishiteSubete reviews
It's never a crime to be seduced by sexy policemen. Hetalia Color Police. Self-Insert, with various characters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,702 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 11/28/2011 - America
The Flamel's and the Stone by magical fan18 reviews
I ADOPTED THIS FIC FROM ANOTHER Author and I hope you like it. Harry finds a family in an Alchemist and a Kind Witch as they both discover the future of how their lives may be told with some others along the way. BOOK READING WITH A LITTLE BIT OF STORY TELLING. I have edited some chapters recently so please take a look as I am working on them slowly to improve them. PLEASE READ!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 137,079 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Harry P., Nicolas F., Perenelle F. - Complete
Harry's Magical Cousin by RebeccaRoy reviews
Harry was surprised to get a letter from Hogwarts, then his cousin Dudley just had to get one too. Harry is less than pleased to have to go to Hogwarts with his bully of a cousin. Features a cynical, but still light Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,125 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Harry P., Horace S.
The Intruder by Colors and Irony reviews
Canada wakes up to an intruder in his kitchen. At least he made coffee. RusCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Hetalia Letter by PastaLaHasta reviews
a funny litttle letter meme I found on the internet and decided to do it!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2011
We see what we want by oXCookieMonsterXo reviews
Alfred is going to his house for his lovers birthday but he catches him cheating, now heartbroken Alfred runs but gets caught by a...demon? Slight US/Uk and Uk/Fr and Pru/Cana... Demon!Russia and America!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,059 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
the Bear and the Mouse by Lizardgirl135 reviews
a halloween story in which Russia wears a polar bear costume and Canada thinks it's adorable. YAOI ENSUES! rated M for later chapters
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Russia, Canada - Complete
The Toy Collector by lightblue-Nymphadora reviews
Harry and Tonks race to find a witch who is using Dark Magic to turn children into toys.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,332 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Octopus Scarf by TreesAndCheese reviews
Matthew asks Ivan why he always wears his scarf and gets an unexpected answer. As it turns out, Ivan has tentacles.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Sincerely by LilyLuna232 reviews
Seriously Guys, get it right! This is what the Harry Potter characters think of most fanfictions. Starts with Next Gen but will do more of the original characters and their parents as well
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
DADDY! by Jodeh reviews
OK, I suck at summaries, most of u know that by now... meh, enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,551 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Pain/Pein, Deidara - Complete
Power of the imagination by Matilda-333 reviews
being a seven year old orphan is hard enough, for lissa all she wants is to escape. falling into the twilight books she seeks her chance at a new life. little dose she know that the story line has changed. things arn't as safe anymore. plz read & reveiw
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 56 - Words: 111,701 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 1/24/2010
Harry Potter and Morrighan's Gift by Adrence reviews
Harry dies after deafeating Voldemort and is offered a second chance by the Goddess Morrighan. Will he be able to defeat Voldemort again? Story is a continuation of ideas from Aya Machhiato's Harry Potter and Morrighan's Gift with permission.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,102 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 1,616 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Harry P.
Russian Roulette by The Tomato Song reviews
This is for a friend named Kermit :3 I don't know anything about Russian Roulette whatsoever.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 9,991 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011
To Get Money by waterrain reviews
Alfred Jones is 15 years old.He tries his best to get money for he wants to visit places around the world. He has phone sex with a rich Russian and does other stuff to gain money. Events occur and Alfred finally meets the rich Russian Ivan face to face.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 28,684 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - America, Russia
The Son Of Voldemort by DarkAngelOfTruth reviews
Hecate decides she wants Nico to help end Voldemort, thrusting him into the wizarding world. Which would be fine, if he wasn't thrown into a tangled web of lies and deceit to hide his identity. Kids, meet Nico di Angelo,supposed Son Of Voldemort.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,041 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Nico A.
Harry Potter and Foe Glass by Kingtopher reviews
Harry Potter is a ten year boy in a world were everyone is against him. That is until he meets Mark, a young American wizard sent to befriend and protect Harry while at the same time keeping magic secret. There's a super manipulative Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,566 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Amused Smiles and Unexpected Surprises by Cadeyrn Lux reviews
Follows Remus & the Marauders through their seventh year, during which they share a dorm with a strange boy that's friends with Snape & always wearing an amused smile that gets on Remus' nerves, and into the years after Hogwarts. Time Travel/No Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,993 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Remus L. - Complete
What a fictional world by DarkRoadHina reviews
After a game of hide and seek in the woods, 3 21st century girls fall into the world of Kuro. Two of them love it, while the other one has to deal with the hell of finding out how to get home, and if its real or not! Ciel/Oc Sebby/Oc Will/Oc contains occ
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,711 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
Three Dursleys, a Potter and a Black by Luiz4200 reviews
AU Sirius Black gets a trial, is acquitted, but isn't allowed to take Harry from the Dursleys. What does he do? He moves in with the Dursleys, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,953 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Complete
Blind Resurrection by Mizuki Yagami reviews
During Harry's fight for the philosophers stone, Harry finds himself going blind. Things go downhill as the Chamber of Secrets is opened and Harry finds a friend in a journal. Eventual slash. -WARNING
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,120 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Vegeta vs the Chicken by LordCaldrin45 reviews
A chicken gives Vegeta a bad coupon, and a fight ensures. Based from family guy.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Family Guy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Vegeta
My Heart In Your Hands by transemacabre reviews
America finds Russia's heart, and learns his real name, putting Russia under his spell for a brief period of time. 'Be careful with that - it's fragile.'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/7/2011 - America, Russia
About holding a grudge by Dannie02 reviews
Harry leaves home after being abused by his family and runs into Voldemort. HP/LV violence implied abuse and rape will be boyxboy rating may go up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
A Phantom's Angel by WillowFaun reviews
No one in Erik's time or world can love him, in Cateline's world she love the novel and movie The Phantom of the Opera but all her life she's been abused in every way. What happens when she enters his world, will they finally find love and happiness. OK this story has been put on hold so read if you want but it wont be finised anytime soon lol need more practice writing.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Erik
Canadian Masquerade by YoshiDevil reviews
Austria decided to have a masquerade ball. All the nations must dress to impress and hide their faces. Only this has a twist; every one must complete a dare and poor Canada is right in the middle.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,274 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
What are you doing here? An Akatsuki Torture Story by miragechick2 reviews
What happens when eleven deranged S-Rank criminals enter your house, try to kidnap you, and are looking for a specific person who you know? Rated T for a specific member's pottymouth and gross comments. ItachiXOC, SasoriXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,870 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Akatsuki
A New Twist On Time Travel by Beth-chan678 reviews
title doesn't really match story. but it's good. Inuyasha and Kagome are looking for a jewel shard in the modern era! what happens when they meet Ranma and the gang? Will there be a fight? Or will they team up? Story is a lot better than summary!
Crossover - Ranma & Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,195 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Ranma, Inuyasha
Painting Confusion by Flying Pyro of Doom reviews
"Little Canada" had finally reached the breaking point. He was tired of everything, confused, and had officially let go. Warning:Blood and coloring with it and morbid themes.more than likely RusCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Canada, Russia
Numbers are Hell by RedEyedGirl100 reviews
Gilbert sucks at math. Matthew is good at math. He tutors Gilbert and Gilbert shows him the life outside of textbooks. Tutoring doesn't last long before sparks start to fly. PrussiaXCanada summary fail rating may go up in later chapters
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,329 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
A New Life by Im a Skyscraper reviews
13 year old Alex Russo, pulls a prank on her 14 year old brother Justin. It goes haywire and Wiztech gets shut down. What will happen when Professor Crumbs calls his best friend, Professor Dumbledore from Hogwarts? What will happen when Alex and Harry met
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 177,110 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Harry P., Alex R. - Complete
A Real Vampire by Bri Nara reviews
Just before a Halloween party in a abandoned manor, America calls Romania out on his vampire costume. Saying it didn't look 'real'. Now Romania plans to show America exactly what a real vampire look like... Crack, Vampire!Romania, multi-shot special.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 9/30/2011 - America, Romania - Complete
Bonds by MaskedNightmare reviews
The Potters have a secret that they've kept from everyone. That night one child wasn't born but two. What happens when each side thinks they have the chosen one? A connection between twins is powerful, how powerful is it? Can they be together Slash VxTwin
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,349 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
A Hetalia Fairytale by Birdy Chan reviews
Prince Gilbert has only a few days to fall in love otherwise he will be forced to marry a girl he doesn't know let alone loves. Madeline is a servant girl who pretended to be a noble once to save a man's life and she catches his eye. Based on Ever After
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,145 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Red Clouds and Pasta by InactiveUser12345678910 reviews
Italy and his friends are sucked into the Naruto world thanks to England and Japan, and one by one the Akatsuki find them. What will these dangerous criminals do to them? How will they get home? Will Italy ever get his Pasta? Rated T For Swearing
Crossover - Naruto & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Akatsuki, N. Italy
Journey Into the Unknown by rocketshiptomars reviews
What if Lily and Harry had escaped from Voldemort, that one disastrous Halloween? Rated T for mild language. Might change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,972 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Lily Evans P., Harry P.
Undead Savior by plaidbunny reviews
When Alfed, and American backpacker in Russia, is saved from the Mafia by Ivan Braginski, the man who cannot die, will life ever be the same again?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,795 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 11/8/2010 - America, Russia
Whispers in the Dark by sycamoreleaf reviews
AU - None believed that the hate-filled words of a little girl could still live on after more then 200 years, but when strange events start occurring in London the city's only hope of survival lies with one mouse ... and a rat? genderswap, full sum.inside
Great Mouse Detective - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,300 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Basil, Ratigan
Pirates of World War II by The Conquerors reviews
One of britains spells sends Jack in to the World War II era. Now he must become Sargant Jack Sparrow and beat the Axis powers and save their countries
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,047 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, N. Italy - Complete
Dead Men Tell No Tales by Darkfire75 reviews
Francis knew he was dead almost immediately. This is a very late Halloween fic OTL
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,087 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Take Me Away by EhCanuck reviews
Sick of being ignored, Matt decides to take a break from it all but he turns up missing. Wandering between worlds, will he find his way out? Will he want to? Will the world survive the events his disappearance sets in motion?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,191 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 9/17/2010 - [Canada, Prussia] - Complete
In My Town by Ice Cream Princess 123 reviews
Ramona has lived in the same town all her life, yet she finds her life dreary and lonely. Then one day she stumbles upon a door that leads her to a new place-Halloween Town. She meets her new neighbor Samuel, and new friends Jack and Sally.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Jack S., Sally
Percy Jackson: I turned into a girl! by greekgirl211 reviews
Eris, what have you done this time? Due to Eris's, goddess of discord, antics, Percy is turned into Perci, a girl. How will Annabeth react? How will Chiron and Grover react? Heck, how will the gods react? Stay tuned to find out! REVIEW!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,493 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
The Bunny Cat Boy by waterrain reviews
AU Alfred Jones was experimented on when he was a year old and he has been with the scientists for 9 years, but then 16 year old Ivan blackmails the scientists and takes 10 year old boy Alfred Jones home with him.Warning Shotacon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 9,790 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - America, Russia
Ezekiel by Athaeth reviews
Harry's life just gets better and better - a Dark Lord finally gone, an angel stalking him and the bloody Apocalypse means Harry will never get any peace in life. And now there are those damn Winchesters to deal with.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,577 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 2,025 - Follows: 2,700 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Harry P., Dean W.
Tangled by kyootness reviews
AU. My own version of the Disney movie "Tangled", with Ludwig and fem!Feli as main characters. With a twist: Ludwig is the Lost Prince. IT'S BEING REVAMPED AND NOT ON HIATUS ANYMORE!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,525 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Riddles of Riddle by weasleytwins4eva reviews
Harry, Ron, and Hermione accidentally go back in Tom Riddle's first year! How will they react!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Black Oak Woods by StarlingStorm reviews
"You mustn't open the door or else he will snatch you away!" Alfred froze. "Who will snatch me?" The little boy trembled but took a step back towards the door. "Why, the demon who devours hearts."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/15/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Petunia by TopKat reviews
Petunia Dursley is a mother. She finds it hard, sometimes, to remember.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Petunia D., Harry P. - Complete
The Fairly OddParents: Wishful Thinking by Rizki-kun reviews
A fanfiction series where "Grow up Timmy Turner" left off.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,735 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Timmy, Tootie
Demigods At Hogwarts? by FluffytigersquirrelE.B.R reviews
Percy, Annabeth and Nico are at Hogwarts. Harry, Ron and Hermione, are sure they arent wizards. But the question is, if Percy, Annabeth, and Nico aren't wizards, what are they? Please R&R.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 11,635 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011
Listening to The Dead by Faerie in Combat Boots reviews
Emily's view of her life, her death, afterlife and the whole 'Victor Incident'. Inspired by the book The Lovely Bones. Rated T just in case. UNDERGOING A HUGE RENOVATION
Corpse Bride - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,172 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Emily
Starting Anew by OkiiDokiiThen reviews
Severus has had several key moments in his life. 1; When four of his best friends was killed within a month of each other. 2; When he adopts Draco and gets called daddy for the first time. 3; When he finds Harry doing gardening in the sun at the age 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,576 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Unraveling of Time by Koinaka reviews
When Harry chooses to tamper with time to save his loved ones, he discovers exactly what happens to those who meddle with time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,165 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Nation's Dog by Conrad1998 reviews
a loney-bullied girl now been sent into the hetalia world as a DOG! what will happen to her? will life become fun? sorry bad summary read please, no falmes but tips will do. OC, parings, NO YAOI OR YURI! DISCONTIUNE, MAY REDO!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,843 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Germany
Pirate's Lullaby by TeaPartyPoison reviews
It was the last thing in the world that Lovino Vargas wanted. To fall in love with Antonio Fernandez Carriedo. But when the pirate takes him aboard his ship, Lovino learns that maybe it's not so bad to be a pirate. Pirate AU. spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,131 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Hyper Obsession by KatieMai27 reviews
Two friends, one obsessed with POTC, are having a sleepover when suddenly they find themselves in POTC: DMC! How will they refrain themselves from jumping the pirate hotties? Plus, what happens when two more friends join them in AWE? PLEASE REVIEW!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 65,630 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Dancing with the Dragon by shadowroxas101 reviews
AU, human names. Alfred, an American police officer working for the Moscow police, absolutely despises the mafia. However, after a night at the bar, Alfred finds himself infatuated with the handsome, yet cruel head of the Russian Bratva. USxRussia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,257 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - America, Russia
The Demonic Year by BurnedRecords reviews
Yuusuke, Hiei, and Kurama are going to Hogwarts to protect the students and Harry from Voldemort, but to keep their identities under tight wraps, Hiei is going as a girl, Kurama as a Slytherin, and Yuusuke as ... well Yuusuke. YuusukexHiei KuramaxHiei
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,433 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Harry P., Hiei
The Crossroads of Fate and Destiny by LindseyXZ reviews
Gohan, along with the world, finally find salvation after many years of torment, when a priestess with mysterious powers finally puts the androids to rest. Little does anyone know of the dark past this woman had once lived. A past no longer remembered... (ON HIATUS)
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,604 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Gohan, Kikyō
Beautiful Broken souls by Shinigami-cat reviews
"Please. I know you can hear me. Just please… kill me. Kill me. I want to die. Please." "That would be impossible, da." I suck at summarys. Way better summary inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 78,766 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Building A Nation by cirquegirl81 reviews
We learn history so we don't create the same mistakes twice. Right? Or is complete ignorance just something that continues through history? Yao, Ivan and Alfred are soon to find out. Discontinued due to the fact that my computer that had this story on it, died. No recovery. I'm so sorry everyone! :'(
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,684 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Russia, China
Xerosis by Batsutousai reviews
Harry's world ends at the hands of those he'd once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry, SLASH-for the idiots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 145,018 - Reviews: 2324 - Favs: 8,055 - Follows: 3,603 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Luna L., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
Those Stupid Units by ninjakat405 reviews
What happens when a country is accidentally shipped to someone's house and not the unit? How will they ever get back?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,246 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Russia, Latvia - Complete
Turquoise by Clockwork Counterfeit reviews
A ghost bound to his room, watching people move in and out. Alfred happens to be the next one to move in.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,308 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
There's fanfiction about us! by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
My 2nd Naruto fic. Shikamaru gets a laptop and discovers our website. Major OOCness! Rating changed to Mature because of Chapter 9! Next chapter is up! Currently reading Naruto Harem/Bashing type fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,630 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U.
Nightmare by xMayaxPwnsxAllx reviews
Italy is being chased by someone... and i think we all know who. Rated M because theres violence...and Rape.. Human names are used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 8/25/2010 - N. Italy, Russia
Imagine by ms. tomato reviews
Tuesday finds herself washed into Radiator Springs much like Dorothy in the world of Oz. Finding friends and family in cars, the human fits snugly in hillbilly hell. But of course, there is that question about going home. FillmorexOC
Cars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,317 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Fillmore
Good Luck, Wizards Of Waverly Place by Olivia Tara Logan reviews
Justin has finally moved on from Juliet, but a new girl shows up. She looks a lot like Juliet is She Jusitn's answer. meanwhile the Duncans must adjust to life in New York and mysterious happenings in Waverly Place. WIZARDSvs.ANGELS DIDN'T HAPPEN
Crossover - Wizards of Waverly Place & Good Luck Charlie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Justin R., Teddy D.
To be a Teenager Again by xxKeepOnDreamingxx reviews
Arthur turns Francis into a teenager so he couldn't have sex with Matthew as punishment for braking his favorite tea set. Little does he know that Francis has an idea where Him and Matthew can still have sex…
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Canada, France
Hetalia Units: BELARUS Owner's Manual by singer22498 reviews
Hello! We are proud to present you with your BELARUS unit! Please read the following to prevent brutal murder, fatal injury, broken bones, and being raped. Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Belarus - Complete
Suikoden One Half side story by MadHat886 reviews
Ranma once again finds himself in another world. Naruto crossover
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,745 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Ranma