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Joined 06-08-11, id: 2974419, Profile Updated: 04-05-12
Author has written 9 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Maximum Ride, Lorien Legacies, and Twilight.

I have a novel (Look me up on FictionPress, that's where the first pstings are made. Name:Dark Secrets; Author:GerardWay and my friend (Allyson I think) made TWo covers.

You Know You're Obsessed With Maximum Ride When...

1. You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog.
2. You see someone in a white lab coat then run off screaming.
3. You've called one of your siblings/friends/family members Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, or Angel.
4. You refuse to talk to anyone who's named Ari.
5. You claim you have wings.
6. You drool when you hear the word 'Max'.
7. You daydream about meeting the flock.
8. You've reread Maximum Ride about 3 times or more.
9. You look for the flock's theme songs and get excited when you find one that fits perfect.
10. You study about birds.
11. You hate science class/refuse to dissect any type of animal.
12. You have a crush on Max or Ella or both.
13. You read Fang's blog daily. Even though you know it's JP talking.
14. You're waiting for your 'Max Ride'.
15. You are counting down the days for the next book. (Which is coming out March 15, 2010)
16. You will go to the first opening for the movie, even if it's at midnight.
17. You look in the mirror cautiously to make sure your reflection is not an Eraser.
18. You hate dog crates.
19. You think scientists are evil.
20. You argue with people if Max is a girl's name or a guy's.
21. When your spending the night at a friend's, you say you'll take first watch.
22. You've found a new respect for blind people.
23. You think MR is the best series ever and you want to meet James Patterson, author.
24. You say 'U and A' a lot.
25. You think you have a Voice like Max.
26. You've gotten your Online Friends hooked on it.
27. You use sarcastic remarks from MR.
28. You know what 'Fax' is.
29. You were one of the characters from MR for Halloween.
30. You claim to have brain attacks.
31. You protect your thoughts. Angel might be reading them.
32. You give a crazy look to people who don't know what MR is.
33. You daydream of flying.
34. You love chocolate chip cookies.
35. You seriously felt like you were in the book.
36. If you want to become a writer because of MR
37. If they make a poster, shirt, key-chain, button, anything MR you will buy it.
38. If you love Fan-fiction.
39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride.
40. You want a talking dog.


is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! (I don't even want to know how many I have done, the things in bold are the idiotic events that I have done.)

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails (how...?)
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
(We also do that with grapes at lunch time! :D Me and my friends know how to have fun!)
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard (it was red fruit punch too. Lol)
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it (I found it after I hung up)
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole (Almost caused a car wreck too. Lol, that's why you don't laugh at pedestrians running into poles.)
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house (I didn't realized until I was going to bed)
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair, (You can do that?)
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid (Me: I don't do stupid things. I'm the complete opposite of stupid. Random kid: What's 3 times 0? Me: 3, der. ... Wait...)
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about (Cat...Bird...)

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone (fun fun)
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird (Who does that!)

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Dang...

Yeah, I'm a little odd; but in my defense most of that stuff happened while I was insane(He he, still am) Oh and number 22 has a funny story: Okay so I was a seven year old boy, at that age what boy doesn't wanna be an action hero? Anyway I was riding in my Great Granpa's golf cart and I thought I'd be all slick if I jumped out whiile he was still driving and I did; let's just say I didn't realize how fast he was going, I didn't know it was possible for a foot to turn like that and I had to pay the expenses for the gopher's destroyed home.

First things first, Fav. ships:

Harry Potter-

Harry/Ginny

Hermione/Ron

Draco/whoever that Slytherin girl is that is always hangin' with Malfoy

Artemis Fowl-

Holly/Artemis (Favorite)

Juliet/Mulch

Minerva/Trouble

Root/Vinyaya

PJO-

Percabeth

Tratie

Thalico (Favorite)

Maximum Ride-

Max/Fang (Favorite)

Ella/Iggy (What, did you expect ALL of them to have three?)

I am a long standing writer, though I will write about anything I prefer Artemis Fowl. I am a male; I read a lot of books (How do you think I get ideas for writing fanfics?) I also have an account on Artemisfowl.fangathering.com under an abbreviation of the same name (FM). Until I say so, everything is something I copy and pasted from someone else profile. I also LIVE for Green Day and Linkin Park!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If, when you imagine the charcters in a book they look nothing like the actors in the movie, post this on your profile.

If you've ever bitten into a banana with the peel still on it, post this on your profile.

If you don't have nightmares after scary movies and you're just jumpy for a while, post this on your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

95 percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the 5 percent that aren't, copy this to your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really obvious, stupid question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Pokemon is cool, copy this into your profile

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

(o.o) Help pokmeon rule the world! Copy this on your profile!

If you think the Sinnoh saga has been the best saga of the entire show, copy and paste this into your profile

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I'm a GOTH so I must be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you are insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile.

Ahh... I hate stereotypes. :)

Here are some funny things i found!!on other peoples profiles!!( don't sue me!!)

Weird things

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!If you fall in a lake, a friend will help pull you out. A best friend would pull you out, and then push you back in!

A friend will help you move a body, a BEST friend will help you move the dead body of your ex boyfriend to a ditch on the side of the freeway!!

That, my children, is called a wall. but beware the wall is solid. yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Belive me children, for i have attempted this many times before.

Quotes!

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer

"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
- Anonymous Manufacturer

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer

"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver."
- Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman

"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer."
- David Acfield

"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing."
- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.

"Can you get a ticket for running a stop sign that is not there?"
- Driver school applicant

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
- Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery

"Just plant us in the damn gardin with the stupid lion."- Secondhand Lions

"I see they spent my grandfathers gold wisely(points to yacht in the pond)."- secondhand Lions

-Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.-Carlie and the Chocolat Factory

"I hate you, Jacob Black."
"That's good. Hate is a passionate emotion."
"I'll give you passionate," I muttered under my breath. "Murder, the ultimate crime of passion."

~Bella and Jacob

-Some people say that friends are temporary, family is forever. While that may be true, in some cases, it's the friends, not the family, who are wiling to stand infront of an incoming bullet to save your life. Don't say friends are temporary...you've obviously never met mine.

-My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil

-Of all the things I lost, I think I miss my mind the most.

-"The dinasoaur extinction WAS NOT an accident...Barney came and they commited suicide...

-"'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!'...If your now rolling on the floor in hysterics, join the club...we're more alike than I thought.

-A good friend will teach me how to drive. A best friend will help me roll my car into a lake so i can collect insurance.

-A good friend will hide me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they're after me in the first place.

-A good friend will help me find my way when i'm lost. A best friend is probably the one burning all the maps and messing with my compasses.

-"Reality continues to ruin my life. A sick game of cat and mouse!" Whining doesn't get you anywhere...I should know.

-"...and then his ass fell off." That's what happens when i try to be creative...

-ONE DAY PENGUINS WILL RULE THE WORLD!!MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH --cough-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA-coughcough--HAHA (choking now!!)

-1 in 4 people are metally insane. Look at your friends...if it's not them, it's you.

-One day we will look back at this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

-"I wonder...what happens if you get scared half to death twice??hmmm??"

-Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

-Life isn't passing me by!! IT'S TRYING TO RUN ME OVER!

-When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back

-I believe "DIE BITCH!" conveys my feelings properly...

-"Ever wonder what happend to the Myans?"- My friend being funny

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked? Why do superheros where spandex??

"If soap falls on the floor is it dirty, if so how do you clean it?"

-If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

-Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run -beep- run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

Annoying things to do on an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

16 things to do at Walmart... MWAH HA HA HA...HA...ha...ha...ha...ha... okay, now that's just creepy!

1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly

put them in people's carts when they

aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in

Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the

floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell

him/her in an official tone,

" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see

what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a

bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to

a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping

department and tell other shoppers

you'll invite them in if they'll bring

pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help

you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera &

use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting

department, ask the clerk if he knows

where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously,

loudly humming the "Mission Impossible"

theme.

12. In the auto department, practice

your "Madonna look" using different size

funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when

people browse through,

say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the

loud speaker, assume the fetal position

and scream..

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the

door and wait a while and then yell,

very loudly, "There is no toilet paper

in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw

them down an aisle shouting "go,

pikachu, go!

If you laughed on the last thing on there, then good because that's fucking hilarious. Bold the ones that are true about you.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle. ( Ther're out to get me!! )

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you've read my full profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Now stop fuckin bolding!

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

u say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love..

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love..

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.

It's true, Edward Cullen prefers brunettes. Sorry, Barbie you aren't Bella, and Edward isn't your Ken.

Jacob Black glared at the children dressed as vampires and he knew it wasn't right but he lied and told them there was no candy left anyway.

On a package of peanuts: open package, eat nuts. (What were you supposed to do? Throw them at the people sitting near you?)

On a child's Superman costume: Warning: Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly. (I blame the parents for that one)

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

-Whoever said nothing is imposiible had obviously never tried slamming a revolving door. Stupid spiny doors! --glares at the nearest revolving door--

u say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Now for a bunch of random questions i ask myself sometimes.

Why are apartments always built together?

Why are they called Hamburgers if they are made of beef?

Why do we keep opening the frigde hoping somthing new popped in there to eat?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Did Humpty Dumpty fall or was he pushed?

Warnings

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Bold the ones you agree with.

What does kill you... usually succeeds in the second attempt.

Smile. It confuses people.

"Help! I've fallen and I can't--Hey! Nice carpet!"

There are no stupid questions...just stupid people.

You know it's a bad day when you roll off the bed...and miss the floor.

My imaginary friend thinks you have issues.

Flying is very simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

It's not a complete day unless I scare the crap out of one of my friends.

It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.

He who laughs last didn't get it

It's Band GEEK, not Band NERD. If you are going to try to insult me, at least do it right!

I'm the kind of person who walks into a door then apologizes.

Don't look at me in that tone!

When I'm at Hogwarts, I will not ask Harry if his Scar Senses are tingling.

Act your Age, not your shoe size.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp, pointy things. You should run from Bob.

WARNING! Do NOT walk in my footsteps. I run into walls...and off the occasonal cliff...like Bella.

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone!

Why spell it out to you if I can scream it in your face?

When life gives you lemons, make Grape juice, sit back, and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Stop fuckin bolding again!

If you can't beat them, join them
If you can't join them, sue them,
then rub it in their faces.

Now bold what you think is hilarious.

How come parents always say, "Don't take candy from strangers," But on Halloween, it is encouraged?

Your mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, then it's gone.

The past is just the future with the lights on.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

"Secret Admirers" are just stalkers with stationary.

Sarcasm is your mind's natural defense against stupidity.

Death is God's way of saying "You're fired."
Suicide is our way of saying "You can't fire me! I quit!"

If you know me, chances are, you hate me.

Sticks and Stones can break my bones,
But words can hurt my inner child.

Stop fuckin bolding stuff and read about stuff your mom does

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you two are going to kill each other, at least do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week."

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you aren't coming to the store with me!"

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.

6. My mother taught IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"Your room looks like a tornado went through there!"

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it too!"

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children around the world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home!"

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You're going to get it when we get home!"

17. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way!"

18. My mother taught me about ESP.
"Put your sweater on! Don't you think I know when you're cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When the lawnmower cuts off you toes, don't come crying to me!"

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about MY ROOTS.
"Shut that door! Do you think you were raised in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you're my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

A girl & guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, It's not. Please? It's too scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug (she gave him a hug)
Guy: Can you take off my helmet; put it on yourself, it's bugging me.
In the news paper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were on it, only one survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the brakes were broken, and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he made her give him a big hug and tell him she loved him one last time. Then, he had her put his helmet on knowing he would die.

(If this touched you, please copy and paste onto your page.)

IF YOU LOVE PERCABETH, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!!

If you will always believe PERCY JACKSON is the best Greek hero of ALL TIME, copy/paste this on your profile!!!!

If you will always believe CARTER KANE is the best Egyptian hero of ALL TIME, copy/paste this on your profile!!!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY/PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!

If you have annoying siblings, copy/paste this on your profile!

If you want to see a Quidditch match copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried when Fred Weasley died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile.

If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.

If you liked Snape (or at least honor him) after Deathy Hallows copy and paste this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. except that I'm a dude.

Okay I will have a list of stuff for boys and for girls, bold the ones that apply to you and total them up.

YOUR GUY SIDE

xYou love hoodies.
xYou love jeans.
XDogs are better than cats.
xIts hilarious when people get hurt
xYou've played with/against boys on a team
xShopping is torture.
xSad movies suck.
You own/ed an XBox
xPlayed with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
xAt some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
xYou used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
xYou watch sports on TV.
xGory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice
xYou own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
xYou used to/do collect baseball/football cards.
xBaggy pants are cool to wear.
xIts kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
xGreen, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

xYou love to go crazy and not care what people think.
xSports are fun.
xTalk with food in your mouth.
XSleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 22

YOUR GIRL SIDE

xYou wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
xYou were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile alot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
xYou love the movies.
xUsed to play with dolls as a little kd.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything.

Okay girl side= 1.5 so that's good, I am NOT a tom-girl.

Okay so I have A LOT of stuff from other peoples profile that I copied and pasted.

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True Confessions of Star Crossed Lovers by Bandgeekclarinet14 reviews
Max's went to an all girl school until some idiots blew it up.Now she attends an all boys' school & starts falling for the guy she never thought she would. Only one problem,her over protective brother,how will this story end for these starcrossed lovers?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 121,769 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Max, Fang
Jailbirds, Lovebirds, Avian Americans Same Thing by green-eyed-wonder 0-0 reviews
Max ends up in prison after she 'accidentally' killed Lissa. There she meets her dark, mysterious cellmate Fang with a dangerous past. Max and Fang along with their new friends struggle to survive in a prison where everyone and everything is against them, and they just might not make it out alive. They only have each other but is that enough? Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 68,484 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Max, Fang
Road to Recovery by Snakequeen-in-Norway reviews
Pre-TLG/Non-TLG compliant. Basically me obsessing over TAC & wanting to know what happens as Arty recovers, so this is my take on it. Picks up right after the last scene of TAC. I'm a sap & a drama queen but there is a plot. T as of Chap 14. Eventual A/H, but the romance really isn't the main focus, hence it not being 1 of the genres. Cover art courtesy of ArtyDanna on deviantart.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 142,299 - Reviews: 1808 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
A Troubled Boy with Green Eyes by HunterofArtemis32 reviews
When eight year old Percy Jackson runs away from his foster home, he's taken under the wing of Frederick Chase and his family. He meets his daughter, Annabeth, and from that moment on, their lives are changed forever. Read as they face what life throws at them and everything in between. AU. Some-what OOC. [COMPLETED]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 71,704 - Reviews: 3265 - Favs: 1,691 - Follows: 1,248 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Cupid's Arrow by creatoroffiction reviews
Fang seems it all.The money, the looks,the one thing he thinks he can never have is his best friend Max. When she breaks up with her boyfriend and needs a place, she moves in. Can Fang finally have it all? Story alot better than it seems! FAX Please read!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 35,837 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Fang, Max
The Full Story by Anna Ride reviews
Max and her friend J.J are doing a documentary on how to be a rockstar. The catch? They have to spend all summer with Three Chances, a band Max would rather die then see. What happens when she starts to fall for Nick? COed with MaximumRideFanAddict.Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,376 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Max, Fang
Expecting by bridge to tabitha reviews
It's been done a million times but, I wanted to write one of my own. Max, Fang, the flock and the struggles of pregnancy. I don't want it to be too serious either, so, humor, as well. Probably a little OOC Enjoy haha
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 60,688 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 11/28/2010
Scars by Sierra156 reviews
The Flock meet when they're put in a foster home together. They've all got a story- Fang blames himself for the death of his family; Max was abused by her father, and never really got over it. Read to find out the others' stories. Fax, Eggy, and no wings.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,595 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Max, Fang
Thalico's Beginning by VictimOfTheLabyrinth reviews
I DON"T OWN PJO! ALL CREDIT TO RICK RIORDAN! A story on how Thalico got started. Most begin with Thalia and Niko already dating but this includes Niko asking Thalia if she likes him akward scene , and thier first date!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,501 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Nico A., Thalia G.
Newfound Love by DayDreamer1018 reviews
Max and the Flock live a pretty good life now that the world is saved and are living with Max's mom. But now Max and Fang are in a serious relationship, and don't want to risk telling the Flock. Oh, and now they have to go to school. Oh joy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,009 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Fang, Max
Darker Than Midnight by M1dnite reviews
Meet Max, your average human teenager; looks, brains and a violent personality to match. But when Max meets Fang she's finally met her equal—a guy who's much darker, more dangerous, than Midnight itself. For with this man, nothing is what it seems...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 135,845 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Max, Fang
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4183 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
The Universe Hates Me by Bandgeekclarinet14 reviews
All human. Max and Fang have been best friends for years until the universe decides to play a cruel joke on them.Max's family are forced to move far away, but after 2 years she moves back. Will this bring up new feelings between to two or just unveil old ones they refused to acknowledged.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 85,645 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
No Longer Hatchlings by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Takes place after FANG. Two Flocks, two destinies, one annoying Voice, and a whole lot of growing up to do. Throw in a kidnapping and you've got a teenaged bird-kid's worst nightmare.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,155 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Fang
Once in a Lifetime by silverstream376 reviews
my first fanfiction - loved writing every bit of it - discontinued (IT DOES NOT END ON A CLIFF HANGER, IF YOU'RE SCROLLING THROUGH FANFICTIONS, YOU WILL NOT BE LEFT HANGIN'.) no wings or special powers.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,039 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
St Fang's Poetry Corner by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, I got bored in Spanish class. Out of boredom, I decided to write some Fang-related poetry and other little writings. I learned one thing fo attempting this: I am no poet. At least it's kinda funny. Narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not again...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 101,661 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Fang - Complete
Apollo by welcometofightclub reviews
"Son" she told him. "I want you to meet Holly and Artemis Fowl. they're your biological parents." Apollo was just a normal punk teenager, who loved rock and video games. what will happen to his life when he finds the identity of his parents.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 181,929 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Cargo by rhoades reviews
A government project, a cover-up ... outbreak!
Dawn of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,377 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Complete
Another Day as Rowan by Nico-lovin-4ever reviews
Sequel to No Regrets! Rowan Mario Di Angelo is now fourteen and not only has to deal with being a teenager, but also a demi-god. Troubles brewing in Olympus and it's up to Rowan and his friends to save the day. Written by me and Lightning Punk!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,511 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Thalia G., Nico A.
A Day of House Calls by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Sequel to A Day in Therapy. Saint takes her therapist work on the road, bringing along her mismatched team of fictional characters. They already beat the worst Mary Sue ever, how bad could this be? Well, when it comes to Fanfiction, nothing's impossible.
Crossover - Misc. Books & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,449 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 10/21/2010
The Lawyer, the Engineer, and the Redhead by dnapolymerase314 reviews
Thalia's working at Dare Enterprises and guess who she keeps running into? That's right, her ex-boyfriend Nico and his annoying little redheaded girlfriend. Sequel to "Aphrodite's Summer Plans".
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,617 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Thalia G., Nico A.
Bound With Silver Threads by Snakequeen-in-Norway reviews
Lily Luna Potter years 3-7. Why is she stuck with a Little Malfoy tag-along? What do the coming years hold for them and everyone else? How will they change and grow, what will happen as they do, & who will end up with whom? Eventual femslash. Multiple pairings. Lily/OC. Also stars Scorpius Malfoy's OC little sister. Not T until Chap 29, really not until Chap 32 & nothing too major.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 200,415 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 2/28/2010 - OC, Lily Luna P. - Complete
Dead Cold by Punisherstfu reviews
When the dead rise in the middle of the biggest blizzard in Alberta's recorded history what will one guy do to survive.
Dawn of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 49,457 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 7/24/2010
If I Should Die Before I Wake by Katarina99 reviews
Alex Rider is a high level MI6 agent with no future and very little present to speak of. Ian Johnson is a well respected soldier in the SAS who's past is about to catch up to him. How far will Ian go to bury Alex and his MI6 past forever?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,567 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Midwest Madness by Bucking Reg reviews
Cameron's your typical teenager, with worries that didn't really go beyond school or friends. When an infection hits home, however, he finds that his priorities must change, and that he has to fight for his right to live.
Dawn of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 101,679 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Complete
The Walking Plague by Reaperofthenight reviews
The city of Chicago suddenly finds itself under siege from the undead. A handful of survivors try to escape, but find that the the zombies are not the only ones to fear in a city ruled by the undead. Story hopefully better than summary.
Dawn of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,129 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 9/27/2010
Of Death and Roses by Nico-lovin-4ever reviews
THALICO! This story is about Thalia and Nico fighting, laughing, but mostly loving. Has 47 chapters! Please skip to chapter 48 before you read though :
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 84,209 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Thalia G., Nico A. - Complete
The Road Not Taken by Punisherstfu reviews
The story of my original Character and Calypso set at the end of The Last Olympian.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Calypso, Hermes
Burning at Both Ends by dawn-roulette reviews
coming from my SYOC. Dove, Marcus, Swift, Shaun, Timebomb, Fenrir, Dallas, Jak, and Laser, running from dunder headed erasers, coo-coo scientist, and just about everything else. Max and the flock will be mentioned, maybe make an apperence...rated t
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 11/23/2011
That's Just How It Is by dancerxforlifex3 reviews
Max moves from Montana to sunny Florida and befriends mysterious Fang. The two are great friends but also somehwat have feelings for each other underneath, despite the fact that Fang has a girlfriend. Sorry for the bad summary :P Enjoy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 111,226 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Ghost of Me by biteoutoflife reviews
Based on Tonya Hurley's "Ghostgirl". Fang dies, and learns that "death" wasn't anything like he expected. Now he's a ghost. The problem? No one can see or hear him. To make it worse, he must communicate that he can be saved or else he'll die... for good
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,334 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Fang - Complete
Carry On My Wayward Son by Delorean7 reviews
Based on the song by 'Kansas'. When a zombie virus threatens to wipe out mankind, one teenager tries to get his friends to safety. But how long can they survive with The Dead on their tail? Chapter 12 is up. Sorry about the wait.
Dawn of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,031 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011
Your Voice by SailByTheStars reviews
Max is on her way home from college for Christmas break. She expects it to be completely normal, like every other year. What happens when she runs into her celebrity crush, Fang Night? Based on The Downtown Fictions song Your Voice. All Human. Fax!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,832 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Max, Fang
The 61st Hunger Games: Accidental Love by Skyleranks reviews
"And how did I ended up here", he thought. He is about to enter the arena because of a mistake. The sun hit his eyes like a flaming arrow as he raised up through the ground and entered the arena. When his vision cleared he could not belive what he saw...
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,368 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011
The Flock & Friends OneShots by dawn-roulette reviews
Just what the title says. It's the flock and their friends, in a bunch of one shots! x enjoy! rated T for swearing and the contence of some of the stories. x
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/11/2011
The Shortest Long Summer by dawn-roulette reviews
Iggy and Ella over the summer, not really knowing if they are in a relationship or what..I suck at sums. Fax, EGGY! used to be Eggy's payback on Fax! xD
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,759 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Iggy, Ella - Complete
Pain by HunterofArtemis32 reviews
Percy Jackson, who has had a bad past and doesn't know how to handle his pain. The only answer to him is cutting himself. Annabeth Chase, his best friend doesn't know until she notices something different. Dark, OOC. [DISCONTINUED]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,072 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Performing School Of Love and Hate by chocoholic121 reviews
Max and Fang go to a performing arts school,and are arch enemies, what happens when on a school trip to New York,they are too compete for the chance to put on a show for top Broadway directors, and guess who's paired up? Full Sumary inside, FAX, All Human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,107 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Max, Fang
No Regrets by Nico-lovin-4ever reviews
Thalia and Nico have made an oopsies. Follow them as they live with the fact and, possibly, become okay with it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,857 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
Too Many Faces by dawn-roulette reviews
Natalia Yakavanco is a russian spy. When she gets sent back to square one because of her attitude will she be able to control her lies? Natalia, posing as Julieta, has to find the truth behind the radiation levels in this small american town.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2011
Metamorphic by fakeditfromthewordgo reviews
Friends, music and Converse. All Max needs to be happy. At least, until a certain black-haired boy comes into her life, and starts to turn all her ideas of boys in general upside down... Fax, Eggy/Igkachu: read it, it'll all make sense... *All human*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,783 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Fang, Max
Us Against The World by DudeManShoot reviews
Salem and Alexis Pearce are siblings who have it all; amazing boyfriends, great friends, and earning their degrees. Will their college level thinking help them when the world ends? Heavy Language May change rating in later chapters . Bad at summaries.D:
Dawn of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,784 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011
Clip from Too Many Faces by dawn-roulette reviews
I'm writing a book called Too Many Faces...this is a clip..a bit of romance xD enjoy...Dalex..DallasxAlex
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2011
Ambiguity by EpitomeOfCool reviews
When Max goes to College, the last thing she expects to find is her archenemy, Fang, in all of her classes. Will they ever get on? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,206 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Complete
Rainy Day Games with The Flock by Fangalicous08 reviews
What does the flock do when there's nothing TO do? Read this and find out. R&R Please.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,242 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
Seven Days by rhoades reviews
Removed...reinvented...edited! Hope you enjoy. 1 man, 1 week, 1 major city.
Dawn of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,480 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Complete
Aphrodite's Summer Plans by dnapolymerase314 reviews
It's summer and the Hunters are in town. Unfortunately for Nico and Thalia, so is Aphrodite. But maybe it's not always Aphrodite's fault that they keep 'accidently' meeting. Rated T just in case
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,094 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Thalia G., Nico A. - Complete
New Love? by ReaderGirl15 reviews
Max and her family moves to Arizona. There she meets Fang. They become best friends but will they become more or will their secrets get in the way? FAX! It's my first story so please R&R if you want me to continue it!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,601 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Max, Fang
Voyage by rhoades reviews
A cruise ship...zombies...nowhere to run. Enjoy
Dawn of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,903 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Complete
Demigod Truth or Dare by Paintdripps reviews
Who doesn't love truth or dare? Not me! So that's why I wrote this. Warning: may contain some perverted-ness.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Complete
All You Need Is Love by GuardianVampire13 reviews
Maximum Ride is the most popular band in the world, but their singer needs a break. She goes and lives with some family, and might have just met her match. Yeah, I know, really crappy summary, but the story shall be better. R&R! !100% human!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,154 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011
Take My Hand by SailByTheStars reviews
Max has to write a love story for her creative writing class but has never been in love. While she tries to think of a story she meets a mysterious boy named Fang. Will she allow herself to fall in love? All human. Fax!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,608 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Max, Fang
Anything But Easy by biteoutoflife reviews
Sequel to Not So Normal. As if growing up wasn’t hard enough, Max comes face to face with more challenges. Friends and foes become hard to separate, and as powers and intentions are revealed, her life flips upside down. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,126 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Max, Fang
Double Date by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
What would be any MaxRide/Twilight fangirl's dream is Carisa Coates' headache. The good news is, she found love. Bad news; she found it twice. Now Fang & Embry, the two boys she loves, are ready to take each other out just to have her. Pairing: Fembrisa?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,631 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Fang, Embry - Complete
Demented by fakeditfromthewordgo reviews
Welcome to Fang's Blog. 20th December - All I Want For Christmas Is... Man Points. Just a little bit of Christmas-y Fax fluff. One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8223 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Through The Valley Of Death: Book 1 by CheeZFingerSlim reviews
Two Marines & a News Reporter end up at the Cross Roads Mall alongside a group of survivors. Everyone must learn to work together and fight to survive in this apocalypse, however, things only seem to go from bad to worse and beyond. First in a Trilogy.
Dawn of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,702 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Complete
Not So Normal by biteoutoflife reviews
High school wasn't what Max expected by a long shot. Detention, boys, and learning have nothing on what happens next in her dull life. She believes she's losing her mind, but she finds out she's not alone in her fight to save the world. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 51 - Words: 113,229 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
The end by welcometofightclub reviews
short one shot. If Artemis Fowl ends, this is how i would end it.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,307 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
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Doomed Love reviews
Thalia had a plan, it was a simple prank, crashing a prom; but a small problem arose. They needed dates.Thalico and a little Percabeth, maybe. This was inspired by the author of: Of Death and Roses, and a tad bit from Punk Love.I suck at Sums so plz R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,094 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Nico A., Thalia G.
FTW reviews
Summary and Reeason for rating inside PLEASE PLEASE READ!
Lorien Legacies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - John S./Four, Six
Fanfiction will kill us all reviews
A major crossover. Completely Random. OOC. I blame nobody but myself for what this has become. T for whatevers inside.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 9/10/2011
A normal problem for a notsonormal girl reviews
NOT A FULL STORY, JUST AN EXCERPT A clip from a story I may post if you want me to. FAX/EGGY It's an MR all-human Band story. T cos I feel like it. Please please R & R I'm really bad at sums
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Max, Fang
The Holiday reviews
This is a story of the rare holiday in the MR world, experience it with our favorite couple, FAX! Join them through love, drama, humor,and Iggy with his perverted jokes. I suck at summaries so RnR no flames plz, oh and BTW may contain Eggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,020 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Max, Fang
Oneshots from the heart reviews
A series of one-shots. All involving Fax or some MR pairing or another. T for the first chapter, maybe more, depends on how the fic turns out
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 9/20/2011
Marchin On reviews
Maximum Ride has faced many things, many dangers, but this is the worst yet, teen pregnancy. I suck at sums, T for mild language, suggestive themes, and I'm paranoid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Max, Fang
Survival of the Fallen reviews
A short one-shot about Dylan. T for his agonized scream Peace, Lve, and Weezy for all who review
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Dylan
Heartbreak at it's worst reviews
What do we fear most when we love? The horrible possibility of getting cheated on... T for language.Warning:Swearing, character breakup, and sadness... THREE-SHOT!FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Max, Fang
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