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Author has written 5 stories for Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock, and Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure/Bogus Journey.

Can't people just conceive things and live life in the bliss of being knowledgeable so they could make things easier on themselves by seeing the bigger picture. For some reason people think that they are obligated to never use their evolutionary advantages and they always have to struggle like they always had instead of thinking about it strategically they always have to fixate on the aspects that went wrong and let it disrupt everything.

We should also be aware at all times at how powerless we are, we think our bodies will never crumple, so you work out strenuously for 7 hours and than realize only afterward you can't do that, drowned and realize how powerless you are, be around death and understand your insignificance in the overall outcome and come to terms with the fact that you can only achieve greatness through great effort, dedication and sometimes luck, the world is an impossibly beautiful, balanced and adapted; examples of the determined organisms, or to give credit where credit is due, their cells and we are the most prominent aspect (on our planet) of that strive- with the capacity to be fascinated which is probably the best of our qualities, and to be able explore on the chance that we turned out to have what we know as consciousness'? Just think of how epic and random this universe and how diverse and complex the layers of existence must be, but we were given the ability to fall in love and be loyal- express beauty and inflict pain, life an internally com-busting, glowing ember spreading it's singe on what we can only conceive as space. Just think of it, what are we growing into? The physical form and your mind can't picture anything realistic to the vast actuality of our universe, we have such a small spectrum, only what we can touch, taste, smell, hear and see. Hell we were ignorant to what we were composed of for all this time, the fact that we have time to immerse ourselves in war and anger is bewildering- we are constantly surrounded by everything at once and all we have to say is I wonder what's happening to the very small group of living beings I am involved with. I wish we could drop the concept of intelligence being a beaten in acknowledgment of what's happened and be thinking and objecting and promoting at all times, because we've never had an opportunity to entirely control our society as a whole than now being as "educated" and united as we are.

Every aspect of this universe is in itself both utterly pointless and vitally important, important as in the universe wouldn't be complete without their matter and pointless as in your suffering or experience doesn't matter; essentially your only living because you make up a small portion of this vast entity that has such inconceivable beauty and you can never truly leave, only degrade to another level of existing. And we will always exist, but the fact there is a here and a now make it all worth it, you may go forth and conceive the feelings you do and all the while understand that it's meaningless and everything you do is rendered obsolete to the level of humanity and the physical world we are immersed in; the only world where anything we've done matters is in the internal world we've created.

Open yourself to other peoples internal world and see how useful and meaningful an idol you will be in shaping another's existence. NOTHING MATTERS, BUT EVERYTHING IS MATTER.

Now welcome to my fanfiction profile where I write gay literary porn.

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Hiding in the Closet by KayEsse reviews
Jim and Spock try to avoid their physical and end up in the closet.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,757 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 2/16/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock
Love and War by jeffhardyluvsme reviews
This is a slash story based of a one-on0one RP between MyBoswell and I. Its is John/Sherlock slash, so if you don't like don't read. I warned you, don't say I didn't. Hope you enjoy.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,576 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 9/20/2011 - J. Watson, S. Holmes
Teach Me To Fly by Alice Nox reviews
Jim Kirk Attempts To Jump Off The Highest Building On Earth In A Suicide Attempt. But when a strange, dark haired man finds him, his life begins to fill with mystical, unbelievable things, Angels, demons, and love. PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,737 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock
Drink Up, Me Hearties by MadamHazel reviews
Part 1 'Pirates' Series: Royal Navy Captain Sam Tyler falls off his ship in a fight and winds up rescued by Gene Hunt's pirate ship. How can he get home, and what is Gene's issue with Edward Kramer? Waay eventual slash in the series.
Life on Mars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,180 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Sam T., Gene H. - Complete
In This Broken City by Alice Nox reviews
AU. Teenage Jim and Spock live in a post-apocalyptic world where it becomes nessisary for them to team together in order to survive. But soon survival isnt the only reason they stay together. Please Rate and Review!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,720 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock
Can I Buy You A Drink? by KayEsse reviews
Spock decides to go on shore leave with his Captain and Doctor McCoy. While Jim and McCoy are there for finding a date, Spock wants to learn how the dating game works, and things don't quite work smoothly when he tries to add logic to the situation.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,328 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 12/8/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock
Hope and Wishful Thinking by v2point0 reviews
A distress signal from Suspicia leads Kirk and Spock captured by an insane priest believing them to be harbingers of doom. The two must rely on their bond to keep themselves alive and sane. K/S
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,039 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Spock The Question Dodger by SneverusSnapers reviews
Spock is reluctant to answer one of Kirk's questions...Set in Academy days if Spock was a roomate of Kirk. Humour.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
After Altair by SnapeInDrag reviews
Spock hasn't been the same since the ordeal on Vulcan. After Altair, when assigned to milk runs, Kirk decides to take the opportunity to break through Spock's shell. What happens when he does?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,867 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/12/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Happy Birthday by Rael-Morning-Star reviews
He was the only one who cared. The only one who understood. It's why Alex loved him so much. Bug/Alex slash one-shot COMPLETE!
My Soul to Take - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Complete
Shelter by TheLeslieFish reviews
Kirk, Spock and McCoy seek shelter in a cave after their shuttle craft explodes. As they wait for rescue, a badly injured Spock becomes delirious and expresses his deep longing for an emotional relationship with Kirk. Orig. Pub. 1976 Warped Space 20
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,249 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock
Sexting by Chrysanthemum Caelestis reviews
Sherlock. Aphrodisiac. Cell phone. John.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Offensive of Charm and Fire by Candle Beck reviews
Slash, Holmes/Watson. In which arson is recast as romantic.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,546 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/14/2010 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
Sleep by BugzAroc reviews
Nothing but nonsense......Slash
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Randy Orton, John Cena - Complete
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Thats all
Stricken after the cab ride in reichenbach fall
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The sting not the burn dear
John's left for two weeks, and Holmes has just been Holmes. He has a broken rib and magical experimental alcohol
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2011 - J. Watson, S. Holmes
John, My shoulder hurts reviews
John's feelings go a little far when Sherlock asked for a massage on his newest shoulder wound, things get a little down and diggy, I could always write a smutty scene if I got some reviews may be rated M for future chapters
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,777 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
You'll never know wtf the camera was for reviews
I wrote a REAL slash for Bill and Ted, Yes the long awaited, very hard to find SLASH!
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure/Bogus Journey - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Complete
It's gonna be a long night reviews
baby it's cold outside, and Watson is stuck with the insufferable turned on man after he over looked the outcome of a case leaving them in an abandon building... the villain was caught though
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2011 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete