megan lockard
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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Supernatural.

I love reading. If I could I would seriously live in a library or book store. I'm the one who after reading the book, would go and see the movie, then scream about everything they did wrong!! I love Supernatural, Harry Potter! Whoever says reading sucks is going to be hunted down!!(Those flippin idjits!!)


Favorite quotes from Supernatural:

Dean:“Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole.”

-Dean:“That fabric softener teddy bear? Oh, I’m gonna hunt that little bitch down.”
Dean:“You better take care of that car or I swear I'll haunt your ass!”
-Sam:"I miss conversations that didn’t start with 'this killer truck.'"
-Dean to Sam:"Next time you wanna get laid, find a girl that’s not so buckets-of-crazy, huh?"
-Dean: "People believe in Santa Claus. How come I’m not getting hooked up every Christmas?"
Sam: "Because you’re a bad person."

-Sam:“What kind of a house doesn't have salt? Low sodium freaks!”

(John to Sam about what happened to his college fund):"Spent it on ammo."

Castiel:"I found a liquor store. And I drank it."

-Castiel:Ass-butt!!!

Sam: "Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted."
Dean: "Yeah, you know what? There's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams and they shoot rainbows out of their ass!"
Sam: "Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?"

Dean: “Can I shoot her?"
Sam: “Not in public."

Dean: Ya' know she could be faking.

Sam" Yeah, what do you wanna do, poke her with a stick?

[Dean nods]

Sam: Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick?

Bobby: You Idjits!


CAREFUL to be BORN FOR THIS. ALL I WANTED was to have FENCES to stop an EMERGENCY so I would have no time for FEELING SORRY instead of begin one of those FACES IN DISGUISE. LOOKING UP I say HELLO HELLO. But because of my IGNORANCE,I CAUGHT MYSELF before I LET THE FLAMES BEGIN. I wish OH STAR save MY HEART and USE SOMEBODY some DECOY to TURN OFF this CIRCLE .TEMPORARY because im. STUCK ON U because ill NEVER LET THIS GO,WHEN IT RAINS because JUST LIKE ME .THE ONLY EXCEPTION is to love PARAMORE


If you can read this you are blessed because more than two billion people can't read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile! :(Revised version at the end xD.


Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he committed his friend out if suicide.See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his famly is too poor.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying.I bet 95% of you won't


Favorite sayings

I hate it when people call out "Hellooo?" in horror movies. I mean, do they expect the killer to be in the kitchen like "Hey, want a grilled cheese?"

-HOW TO WASH A CAT- 1. find toilet 2. add soap 3. add cat 4. shut lid (don't worry, cat is self-temperamental) 5. flush to rinse 6. open lid 7. RUN!

I'm going to leave $50 in my will to whoever will wear a Grim Reaper costume to my funeral and just stand completely silent

Snow White lived with 7 men, Mario got high off of mushrooms,and Sleeping Beauty slept around, and our parents wonder why we act the way we do.

When an officer pulls you over and asks “You look drowsy. Have you been drinking tonight?” Do not respond with “Your eyes look glazed, have you been eating donuts tonight?”

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.


Female Comebacks

Man: Have I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and I together

Woman: Really? 'Cause I'd put f and u together.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a hit woman. I kill only males that use dumb pick-up lines. Like you

Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms

2) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

3) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

4) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

5) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

6) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

7) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy

8) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

9) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

10) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

12) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!"

13) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

14) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor

15) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

16) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

17) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

18) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

19) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.

20) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

21) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

22) I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.

23) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

24) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.

25) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

26) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

27) I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the Force".

28) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays.

29) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library.

30) I will not send Snape a bar of soap for Christmas.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, They are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. my mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

16 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart

1. Wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream “LOOK OUT!!” and push them behind a shelf

2. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.

3. Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream, “THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!” once the cashier tells you the price.

4. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some bananas.

5. When the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream “THE VOICES!! THEY'RE BACK!!”

6. Start a fish-stick fight.

7. Walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream “I MISSED YA, MAN!!”

8. (This requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming “The British are coming!! The British are coming!!”

9. Walk up to an employee and murmur “code red in aisle 3” and see what they do.

10. Slip a bra and one pair of lacey pink underwear into a really macho-looking man’s cart (Just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him).

11. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.

12. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.

13. Whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line.

14. Stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section. (Try saying you’re a turkey leg)

15. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..."

16. On the announcer thing, start singing "Baby Got Back" bySir-Mix-Alot.

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

ONLY IN AMERICA...

...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance

...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks

...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front

...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8

...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter

...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke

...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages

...is the word "politics" used to describe the process; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures

Reasons why girls are the best

1. We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, free dinners, free movies... you get the point.

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people still find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We can have men do what we want by merely unbuttoning our shirts

If you think furbies are evil mind controlling waiting to take over the world paste this in your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

IF YOU LIKE TALKING IN CAPITALS SOMETIMES FOR NO REASON, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE.

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Favorite quotes

Having the love of your life say "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

I couldn't believe that I could actually understand what I was reading. The phenomanol power of the human mind. According to a research at Cambridge University, it doesn't matter in what order the letters in a word are, the only important thing is that the first and last letter be in the right place. The rest can be a total mess and you can still read it without a problem. This is because the human mind does not read every letter by itself, but the word as a whole. Amazing huh? Yeah and I always thought spelling was important! That’s so cool!


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The Vow And Its Consequences by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Dudley demands to go to a fair, it so happens to be in Cokeworth, where Petunia grew up and during the summer...where everyone's favourite hermit called Severus Snape lives. The Vow comes into play and needless to say it has consenquences but who for? Dumbledore? Harry? Severus? Voldemort? well all we can do is wait and see...and hope for the best. Severus rescues Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 136,500 - Reviews: 2961 - Favs: 2,714 - Follows: 3,836 - Updated: 12/1 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
Presque Toujours Pur by ShayaLonnie reviews
Bellatrix's torture of Hermione uncovers a long-kept secret. The young witch learns her true origins in a story that shows the beginning and end of the Wizarding wars as Hermione learns about her biological father and the blood magic he dabbled in that will control her future (Slight AU OotP—DH) Dramione - Pureblood!Hermione - Rated M for language, violence, and sexual scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 179,961 - Reviews: 5434 - Favs: 6,831 - Follows: 3,787 - Updated: 10/27 - Published: 3/31/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
Silver in the Moonlight by Mandydoll reviews
Slowly, he peeled my coat off of my shoulders, letting it sink to pool around us. As he switched his attention to the opposite collarbone, I barely noticed as nimble fingers pulled at the zipper of my dress until he was able to slide it down to my waist. All of a sudden, a threatening growl rang in the night.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Pureblood Prince by Revhead reviews
When Draco comes to live with Harry and his relatives for the summer after fifth year, Harry thinks life at Privet Drive has reached an all-time low. Little does either boy know what surprises lie in store for them, as unexpected discoveries will be made and long-held preconceptions will be called into question. WARNINGS: Abuse, depression, suicide ideation, mentions of rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 253,416 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 2/26 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Other Dursley by Petite Rogue reviews
AU. Now in 3rd year. Daisy Dursley wishes she'd never stepped foot in the wizarding world. Criminal masterminds, escaped convicts, Dementors, Pureblood boys and the complexity of the wizarding world are some of the things she would have never had to deal with if she'd never gotten her letter. But she did. And someone is going to have to pay the price.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 330,094 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Harry P., Dudley D., OC
Nobody Cared by etherian reviews
11 yr old Harry misses the Hogwarts Express. Snape is sent to find out why. What he finds changes any preconceived notions he might have had about the Boy-Who-Lived. AU, manipulative!Dumbledore, DE's, Voldy, but no horcruxes. UPDATED COMPLETED 2015
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 368,968 - Reviews: 2660 - Favs: 5,333 - Follows: 2,596 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Victim of the Fall (The First Draft) by Pretty Desdemona reviews
A new and improved version of this story is now being published. See my page for further details!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 214,917 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 12/29/2015 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Love Thy Neighbour by Alexannah reviews
- PaS Featured Story - The Dursley family move house, and Harry is horrified to find that they are now living opposite his most hated Potions Master. Between Snape and the Dursleys, will Harry make it to the Burrow in one piece? NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,458 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 10/19/2015 - Published: 8/29/2015 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Petunia D. - Complete
A Change In Time by mayawrites95 reviews
As a magical disruption in the time continuum occurs, three children are brought back to undo the wrongs of their future and prevent it from happening. Can Hermione, Draco, Harry, and Ron race against the clock to stop something which has yet to occur?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 125,862 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Serpent by waterflower20 reviews
'The Serpent', a famous thief, has been a pain in the back for Head Auror Harry Potter for almost two years. Determined to see him behind bars, he asks his best Auror, Hermione Granger, to take him down. Problem is, the charismatic thief, proves to be Miss Granger's match. In more ways than one…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 33 - Words: 130,090 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Arranging Love by Danielle Salvatore reviews
Bonnie, Elena and Meredith are witches who have perfect lives. But it all changes when their people lose the centuries old war with the vampires, and they are forced to become the wives of vampires, creatures that they believe are monsters.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,952 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 3/24/2011 - [Damon, Bonnie] Elena, Meredith
A New Place To Stay by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry is called up to Dumbledore's office at the end of his fourth year and told he is to go and live with Severus Snape. Severus does what no one else bothered to do― he takes care of Harry. Watch as Harry flourishes to all that he was meant to be: A Slytherin with a heart of a lion. No slash. Will Harry be able to beat Voldemort and save the people he loves? Read and find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 79 - Words: 359,386 - Reviews: 6938 - Favs: 6,092 - Follows: 5,188 - Updated: 4/11/2015 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Vixen by SLovingLecter reviews
After her parent's deaths Hermione is bound and trapped in her Animagus form, first for her own safety, then to ensure the safety of others during the war. Who is she bound to? Severus Snape, of course..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 101,386 - Reviews: 2406 - Favs: 1,953 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Moment of Impact by Suite Sambo reviews
An accident the summer before 6th year puts Dumbledore's plans for Harry in motion sooner than planned. Will an unexpected truce with Snape better prepare Harry for what is to come? A Snape mentors Harry fic with all the regular players. AU after OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 116,203 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 1,589 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 11884 - Favs: 9,984 - Follows: 6,688 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
UnVeiled by Snapegirlkmf reviews
After the Second Wizard War, the Veil turned inward and spat out a few familiar faces-as children! Severus, Sirius, and Lily get a second chance to live their lives over again. What things will change, and what will stay the same? With Harry as Sev's guardian, Remus as Sirius', & Lily has a surprise new family. AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 61 - Words: 306,575 - Reviews: 2717 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Fighting for the Malfoys by Lena Phoria reviews
A new prophecy is heard and all of its witnesses are a little on edge. Especially when the announcement of Draco and Hermione's engagement just might be the trigger to set it in motion. Sides are chosen, loyalties are tested, and no one is safe. A new war ensues and the wizarding world's only hope is that the power of love truly can conquer all. *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 273,812 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Tomato by Fayth3 reviews
Everyone agrees the war started with a tomato.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,395 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Chasing The Sun by Loten reviews
AU, from Order of the Phoenix onwards. Hermione only wanted to learn Healing; she discovers that Professor Snape is a human being after all, and his actions dramatically shape the course of the war as events unfold. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 491,105 - Reviews: 7921 - Favs: 4,471 - Follows: 1,879 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
In Love With An Enemy by Draq reviews
Sequel to All Alone With An Enemy: After escaping Shinichi and Misao's trap, Wrench discovers her new friends are keeping a secret from her and that the town of Fell's Church is in serious danger, and only Wrench can save it. R/R Plz! Thanks!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,937 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 9/7/2011
Battered hearts by hopelessdream2005 reviews
Bonnie finds herself in an abusive relationship. To escape she goes to visit Elena and Stephan in Italy, hiding the reason she is there. Will a certain dark vampire be fooled so easily? Can his love heal her broken heart?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,684 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Bonnie, Damon - Complete
The Good Demon by LadyVendetta reviews
In a world where good and evil are black and white, Charlotte lives in a grey area...
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,435 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 5/11/2010
Fireworks by wekfnwekonf reviews
Hermione Granger, pregnant and in a loveless relationship. Draco Malfoy, has an amazing son and is also in a loveless relationship. Maybe all they need is each other. Translated into Chinese, check profile for link
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,826 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Love Story in London by ScarlettLovesRhett reviews
Vivien Alexander has the life of a princess. That is until her father gets remarried. When Vivien's new mother isn't the most beautiful woman in all of London, she will do everything to be most beautiful...even if that means killing her stepdaughter.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,753 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Complete
Beauty and the Vampire by Fee18 reviews
Audery came from a long line of witches that settled in the little town of Shetland. Her life with her father was rough, but to her perfect until he came the Prince of Terror returning for revenge from a curse her ancestor placed on him centuries before
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,811 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Complete
Aurelian by BittyBlueEyes reviews
Two years after the war, a young stranger pays a visit to the burrow. His arrival alone is baffling, but the news he brings of an upcoming war turns the world upside down. Hermione's quiet, post-war life will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 270,577 - Reviews: 3038 - Favs: 4,633 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., OC - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1912 - Favs: 3,264 - Follows: 2,227 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Broken by inadaze22 reviews
He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger’s spirit beyond recognition.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 367,993 - Reviews: 5181 - Favs: 7,392 - Follows: 2,269 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I've Learned Something Today by keelhaulrose reviews
What would happen if Snape had to teach in South Park, CO? Rated for language
Crossover - South Park & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Severus S.
Snow Girl & the Sorcerer's Son by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Harry goes on an early morning shopping trip for Severus’s birthday, he discovers a girl half-frozen in the snow in Diagon Alley. Little does he know that his encounter with the snow girl will change him forever. Tale based on "The Little Match Girl". AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 6,593 - Follows: 823 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
My name's Severus by Silverfox1 reviews
15yearold Draco Malfoy! 15yearold Severus Snape! Can Hogwarts cope?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 134,939 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/20/2001 - Published: 3/17/2001 - Severus S., Draco M. - Complete
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The Best Kept Secret reviews
Sam and Dean Winchesters are hunters who hunt witches, werewolves, demons, and other things. What happens when said hunters have a little sister who happens to be a witch? What exactly will Sam and Dean do? Full Summary inside. Is being REDONE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,666 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Harry P., OC, Sam W., Dean W.
Opposite Twins reviews
Say Harry Potter had a twin sister. Say they got separated all those years ago. How will they react when they find about one another? Will they be able to get over their differences and defeat the Dark Lord? Or will it be the end of The Magic world? This is the story of the Boy Who Lived and The Girl Who was Forgotten.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,417 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Harry P., OC