Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Supernatural.
I love reading. If I could I would seriously live in a library or book store. I'm the one who after reading the book, would go and see the movie, then scream about everything they did wrong!! I love Supernatural, Harry Potter! Whoever says reading sucks is going to be hunted down!!(Those flippin idjits!!)
Favorite quotes from Supernatural:
Dean:“Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole.”
-Dean:“That fabric softener teddy bear? Oh, I’m gonna hunt that little bitch down.”
-Sam:“What kind of a house doesn't have salt? Low sodium freaks!”
(John to Sam about what happened to his college fund):"Spent it on ammo."
Castiel:"I found a liquor store. And I drank it."
Sam: "Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted."
Dean: “Can I shoot her?"
Dean: Ya' know she could be faking.
Sam" Yeah, what do you wanna do, poke her with a stick?
Sam: Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick?
Bobby: You Idjits!
CAREFUL to be BORN FOR THIS. ALL I WANTED was to have FENCES to stop an EMERGENCY so I would have no time for FEELING SORRY instead of begin one of those FACES IN DISGUISE. LOOKING UP I say HELLO HELLO. But because of my IGNORANCE,I CAUGHT MYSELF before I LET THE FLAMES BEGIN. I wish OH STAR save MY HEART and USE SOMEBODY some DECOY to TURN OFF this CIRCLE .TEMPORARY because im. STUCK ON U because ill NEVER LET THIS GO,WHEN IT RAINS because JUST LIKE ME .THE ONLY EXCEPTION is to love PARAMORE
If you can read this you are blessed because more than two billion people can't read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile! :(Revised version at the end xD.
See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he committed his friend out if suicide.See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.
See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his famly is too poor.
Re-Post this if you are against bullying.I bet 95% of you won't
I hate it when people call out "Hellooo?" in horror movies. I mean, do they expect the killer to be in the kitchen like "Hey, want a grilled cheese?"
-HOW TO WASH A CAT- 1. find toilet 2. add soap 3. add cat 4. shut lid (don't worry, cat is self-temperamental) 5. flush to rinse 6. open lid 7. RUN!
I'm going to leave $50 in my will to whoever will wear a Grim Reaper costume to my funeral and just stand completely silent
Snow White lived with 7 men, Mario got high off of mushrooms,and Sleeping Beauty slept around, and our parents wonder why we act the way we do.
When an officer pulls you over and asks “You look drowsy. Have you been drinking tonight?” Do not respond with “Your eyes look glazed, have you been eating donuts tonight?”
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Man: Have I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mine.
Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and I together
Woman: Really? 'Cause I'd put f and u together.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a hit woman. I kill only males that use dumb pick-up lines. Like you
Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts:
1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms
2) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
3) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class
4) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss
5) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda
6) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar
7) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy
8) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"
9) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
10) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches
12) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!"
13) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.
14) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor
15) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental
16) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"
17) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
18) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"
19) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.
20) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.
21) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.
22) I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.
23) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.
24) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.
25) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.
26) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.
27) I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the Force".
28) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays.
29) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library.
30) I will not send Snape a bar of soap for Christmas.
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. my mother taught me about JUSTICE.
16 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart
1. Wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream “LOOK OUT!!” and push them behind a shelf
2. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.
3. Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream, “THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!” once the cashier tells you the price.
4. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some bananas.
5. When the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream “THE VOICES!! THEY'RE BACK!!”
6. Start a fish-stick fight.
7. Walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream “I MISSED YA, MAN!!”
8. (This requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming “The British are coming!! The British are coming!!”
9. Walk up to an employee and murmur “code red in aisle 3” and see what they do.
10. Slip a bra and one pair of lacey pink underwear into a really macho-looking man’s cart (Just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him).
11. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.
12. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.
13. Whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line.
14. Stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section. (Try saying you’re a turkey leg)
15. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..."
16. On the announcer thing, start singing "Baby Got Back" bySir-Mix-Alot.
37 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
ONLY IN AMERICA...
...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance
...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks
...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front
...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8
...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter
...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke
...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages
...is the word "politics" used to describe the process; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures
Reasons why girls are the best
1. We got off the Titanic first
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, free dinners, free movies... you get the point.
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people still find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
30. We can have men do what we want by merely unbuttoning our shirts
If you think furbies are evil mind controlling waiting to take over the world paste this in your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile
IF YOU LIKE TALKING IN CAPITALS SOMETIMES FOR NO REASON, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE.
I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Having the love of your life say "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."
I couldn't believe that I could actually understand what I was reading. The phenomanol power of the human mind. According to a research at Cambridge University, it doesn't matter in what order the letters in a word are, the only important thing is that the first and last letter be in the right place. The rest can be a total mess and you can still read it without a problem. This is because the human mind does not read every letter by itself, but the word as a whole. Amazing huh? Yeah and I always thought spelling was important! That’s so cool!
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