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Author has written 9 stories for Glee.

I'll be deleting this account in a month. I don't have time to cross post anymore and the only fic I've been updating here is Far Better Fate. I'll still be posting everything to my livejournal:

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Go Your Own Way by Zavocado reviews
Kurt Hummel just wants to get through his Junior Year at McKinley in one piece. But when the new guy from Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys takes an alarming interest in him, he's certain he's going to be in for a wild ride. Badboy!Blaine, Klaine, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 201,863 - Reviews: 4059 - Favs: 5,460 - Follows: 3,783 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Roses in December by ckofshadows reviews
In a cozy coffee shop in a small town, a boy with beautiful blue eyes sits at the same table every day, as if he's waiting for something, or someone. Blaine feels strangely compelled to sit down and talk with him… and discovers the unimaginable.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,477 - Reviews: 4357 - Favs: 3,015 - Follows: 4,480 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Sidhe by Chazzam reviews
Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,234 - Reviews: 3793 - Favs: 3,468 - Follows: 1,443 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7725 - Favs: 8,162 - Follows: 7,701 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
The Source of Our Power by Chazzam reviews
Klaine AU set in the BtVS 'verse. Blaine Anderson is the only boy ever called to be a Slayer. He already feels like an outsider, but when he meets his new Watcher it seems that things can only get worse. IT'S OK IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN BUFFY-INFO PAGE POSTED!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,634 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
DirtyRomantic by Aeria reviews
Blaine and Kurt are learning about each other and themselves.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
When You Look At Me by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
An assortment of tumblr drabbles/oneshots of varying lengths, some AU, some prompted and some based on artwork. All Klaine, with gratuitous amounts of fluff, and some of it future... but not all . Guest appearances by New Directions and the Warblers.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 17,045 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011
Wild Horses by happyinchintz72 reviews
A local PFLAG scheme uses the lost art of letter writing to bring people together. - AU but using as much canon as possible - 12 Chapters in Total plus a two part epilogue
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 156,541 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Bare by Aeria reviews
Kurt and Blaine, messy, dirty sex basically.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Straight Laced by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
Blaine is a jerk in a suit who works behind a desk and needs a new secretary. It's a good thing Kurt is perfect for the job. Basically just an excuse for lots of smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,591 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Yearning by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
In which Blaine stumbles around his own head for a while, before deciding that he does want to have sex with Kurt. Fluff, fluff, more fluff and then some porn.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,822 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
So Many Humans, So Many Colours by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
Angst AU, dark & a bit twisted. Blaine died when he was nineteen years old, so why has he come back to life to find himself watching over a blind Kurt Hummel, in Dalton Psychiatric Hospital?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,385 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Welcome, New Kid by BreeZombiee reviews
Kurt Hummel is a new foreign exchange student at Dalton Acadamy. Blaine is sent to be his mentor and roommate. As Blaine teaches Kurt how to deal with the struggles of life, Kurt teaches Blaine that it's okay to fall in love. AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 49,813 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The One Who Knows Your Name by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
Teacher!Klaine. Companion piece to "Who Taught You To Use Your Hands" In which Kurt does what he can to get what he wants. Sex & angst
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,922 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Who Taught You To Use Your Hands by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
Teacher!Klaine. Blaine Anderson is a professional. Which means he does not have inappropriate thoughts about his students, and he most certainly does not act on them. Smutty & angsty.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,244 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Teach Me A Lesson by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
Teacher!Kurt meets Badboy!Blaine, and lots of dirty sex happens. Basically. This is essentially 1 part plot and 2 parts porn. Don't say I didn't warn you..
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,313 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
After All by DaybyDay reviews
He sits with Kurt on his bed, sometimes, and his palm itches because he wants to take the other boy's hand in his, wants to run a thumb on Kurt's wrist and feel his pulse fluttering under his finger. Kurt/Blaine. Angst !
Glee - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
I Can Tell That We Are Gonna Be Friends by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
Seven year old Blaine hadn't really wanted to go to his classmate's birthday party at that art place. What he did want -someday soon, hopefully - was to find a best friend. Introducing himself the boy at the next table seemed like it might be a good idea.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,109 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
If the Earth Mixes with the Sea by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
It's winter at Hogwarts, Kurt is angry, Brittany is Brittany, and Blaine is just...confused. Harry Potter/Glee crossover, part of the "House Unity" verse. Smut, drinking, homophobia. And fluff. Lots of it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,350 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Seek, Find, Keep by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
Blaine is a fantastic seeker. So is Kurt, and they've both found what they've been looking for in each other. But as a Gryffindor and a Slytherin, can they make it? And will they ever feel able to tell the world? Glee characters in the HP verse.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,355 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Blaine A. - Complete
My Star, My Star by Shikijika reviews
A small exploration in intimacy and the virtues of people as canvas. Future!fic, although it's pretty general. Warning for mildly graphic sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Silence, Schemes, and Potentially Shattered Dreams by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
Sometimes beautiful things break. The question is can two - perhaps stubborn - people find their way back to each other without a little help?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,799 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Made of Scars by IceQueenRia reviews
He knew Blaine had been taunted at his old school, but didn't realise how brutal it had been, he hadn't even stopped to think about it as he was so preoccupied with his own situation. As he slowly learns the truth, Kurt realises he got off easy.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 94,937 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - [Kurt H., Blaine A.] - Complete
Truth, Love, and Evolution by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
A love story, told in moments... Romance, Humor, Friendship, Fluff, Angst, and everything else.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 84,186 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 1,202 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
To Fly With You by particularly good finder reviews
The tragic, untold love story of two birds from different worlds.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Hedwig, Pavarotti - Complete
We Didn't Yell Surprise! by niblettk reviews
Kurt thinks everyone forgot his birthday. Blaine didn't.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Month, A Week, And Three Days by LaniLaniDuck reviews
"Why does everyone take me seriously when I talk about that?" Kurt mused. "My Step-Brother, my Dad, my-" he stumbled over his words for a second. "-Blaine." He finished lamely, his cheeks turning quickly to a rosy, adorable pink.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,289 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Pause by Threepwillow reviews
Blaine's got this weird window of time in the afternoons where he invites Kurt over to watch movies. Because he and Kurt are just friends. Kurt definitely doesn't have feelings for him. There's no way. :::Oneshot, Blaine/Kurt, HP jokes:::
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
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Far Better Fate reviews
AU. Blaine, eager to escape bad memories attached to Ohio, convinces his parents to let him transfer to a small arts college in Vermont. Aloof Kurt Hummel catches his eye, Santana forces her special brand of 'help' on him, and nobody knows that he's gay.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,387 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
What I Do To Keep You Warm reviews
"The rain came fast..." Kurt and Blaine, stranded in Blaine's station wagon after their romantic picnic is cut short by a storm, pass the time in the best way they can fathom: in other words, shagging.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Complete
River reviews
AU, gypsy!blaine. Living in a small town, working in Rachel's bakery every day, Kurt is rejuvenated by a young traveller. "Kurt had known from the start that there would be times when Blaine would leave. Sometimes for two days, sometimes for a week..."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,852 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
This Doesn't Look That Much Different From Home reviews
The weight on his hip shifts, reminding him of his reason for waking. It only moves a little, staying on his skin his skin, his naked skin and causing him to finally crane his neck and look down.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Bon Bon reviews
Based off this prompt: Halloween Candy, Cheeky Kurt, Blow jobs. Does just that, but ended up leaning less towards candy, and more towards blow jobs.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Weather In The Flesh And Bone reviews
It's summer in New York, and things somehow heat up as Blaine tries to find a way to cool down. Totally, shamelessly plot-less porn.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Have You Seen My Dog? reviews
Six year old Blaine is lonely on a weekend during summer break, and five year old Kurt finds more than he bargained for whilst searching for his lost doggy.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Your Eyes Are The Size Of The Moon reviews
Blaine was Kurt's first. Kurt was Blaine's first. That's something you don't just forget. Two years on, some things remain blissfully unchanged, some mercifully altered... regardless, they're still the perfect match. Basically smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,752 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
I Don't Want To Grow Up reviews
Kurt and Blaine wait in line to see their cinema's first midnight showing of Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows: Part Two. Together they reminisce on the best years of their lives. The years that J.K. gave them.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete