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Joined 11-22-02, id: 297712
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

So why am I does this account still exist? Simply put: I'm too lazy to make a new one. I'm 3 years older, and far wiser (sorry for the rubbishy, fluffy fic) and interesting in other fandoms. I'm keeping this profile and my crappy story intact, for posterity I guess...

Hey, this is P.M. Please try not to pass out from your amazement that I actually changed my bio!!

Hehe, I'm insane. HI HOSHIKO!!!!!!

About me:
Age-wouldn't U like 2 know
Name-can't remember (U can call me P.M.)
Location-New York (the state, not the city)
I love Elijah Wood(and Frodo!), sigh he is so hott.

ahem any who, plz R&R my fic The Fellowship Goes Grocery Shopping. I'm working on a new chap right now!
Free sugar 2 all my reviewers!! - (sugar high, buh-ya!)

Check out my new Pen Name w/ HoshikoIzumi and I-Love-Hobbitses!! It's The-Hobbit-Fanciers and you can find it under my fave authors list. don't worry though, I'm still writing under this pen name!

Song of the Week: "College Kids" by Relient K

Random quotes:
"My insurance does not cover PMS!!" ~the dad from "10 Things I hate about you"
"A toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll, and if we don't get no tolls, we don't eat no rolls. (I made that up meself!)" ~Little Jon from "Robin Hood: Men in Tights"(funny movie)
"Don't drink out of the toilette, because you never know who used it last." ~Lady Cheese
"When life gives you lemons... squirt your enemies in the eye." ~a sticker i got from Hot Topic

My list of evil things:
Christina Aguilara, Nsync, Brittany Spears, spinach, tofu_muffin777, Backstreet Boys, Barney, liver, football, ham, my hair, Dreamstreet(they broke up, hahaha!), Leeches, O-town, Christina Aguilera, Zebra Mussels, Liv Tyler, certain ppl @ my school, Teletubies, Strapless Bras, cough syrup, rock-paper-scissors, and some other stuff that I can't remember at the moment. oh yeah, and Christina Aguilera

some one stole my old penname (it had no numbers), my hate for them burns with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns!

The drama club @ my school is putting on the play "The Importance of Being Earnest." it is frickin' funny. Of corse, the hicks that live up here probably won't understand the British humor, oh well!


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Real roses have thorns by Reficula reviews
Set post-try. Zel, still having the emotional grace of a coconut, left Amelia, Lina and Gourry 2 years ago, leaving quite a mess behind. Some things change, some don’t. How will the situation look when he returns? AZ, LG. XF implied. Rated M for a reason!
Slayers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 76,899 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Amelia S., Zelgadiss G. - Complete
The Fragmented Thoughts of a Mage in Battle by Kitty Ryan reviews
A look into the minds of Tortall's favourite mages as they battle evil Scanrans and sex, father figures, wax, marital bliss, pregnancy related shapeshifting and now, finally, old age. All poems now reformated, and therefore semi readable.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/21/2005 - Published: 12/1/2001
The weird things Kel does by Lady Cheese reviews
Random tales about The people of the Palace.Owen losses his Llama. Raoul has taken over the crime fighting industry. While Neal acts normal.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,588 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/15/2004 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Tortall, Tortall
Rules of the Ball by Kate the Tigeress reviews
Basically, the Own and Kel have a little fun, at Raoul's expense. Chapter four is up. (finally) Send in your ideas on what you want to happen next!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/13/2004 - Published: 9/30/2003
fallingbathtubius! by SatanicGnomes reviews
Accompany our heroes Harry Ron and Draco(though he wasn’t invited, he just tagged along) as they deal with loosing your copy of titanic(trust me the consequences are not pretty)Chapter 10! wish me luck on my history test in a review and win my gratitude
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,770 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 3/13/2002
Tales From the LEP by Kitty Rainbow reviews
In between keeping the underground safe from trolls, humans and icecream, the LEP like to kick back, relax and... annoy each other.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/29/2003 - Published: 12/6/2002
Harry Potter and the Lord of the Rings by paperarches reviews
HIATUS. Harry Potter and LotR crossover. Harry, Ron and Hermione end up in Middleearth. They exprience a major culture shock.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,455 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/13/2003 - Published: 11/21/2002
Fowl Fanfiction Boarding School by Trisyl reviews
FFBS welcomes you to a world of magic and fanfiction education, where characters you know and love/hate try to beat all the Mary-Sues they can out of you. Introducing the Canon Cannons, Mini Roots, and Brooms of Order! (I apologize for taking so long!)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/30/2003 - Published: 2/2/2003
the ceremony by hols09 reviews
Artemis goes back to Haven to witness Holly's Commander Acceptance ceremony. Of course, much more is destined to happen...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/27/2002 - Published: 11/21/2002
Artemis Fowl: The Last Fairy Encounter by kitkatfaye reviews
Been a year, but Artemis is still a criminal mastermind. His mother tries to supervise him, his father is in critical care due to mental impairments. Mulch is 2 be involved in a new scheme, in which faeries & mudpeople go head2head...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,412 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/24/2002 - Published: 9/16/2002
The Fab Four Hobbits ! by ViolinistBAKA reviews
these are parodies on a couple "Beatles" songs R+R pls. ^-^
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2002
A Werewolf In The Family by clamchowder reviews
You know those explaining-the-issues books for children who are going through a difficult experience? Wizard children have those too! PLEASE r&r, I'll r&r one of yours if you do!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2001
Hermione's Secret Admirer reviews
Added Ch.3 is up!!! plz R&R! Walking backward, running into people, and more! sry I haven't been posting! ch.4 is being written right now. (^_^) **NEW** somewhat fixed format!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/18/2003 - Published: 11/24/2002