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Joined 06-09-11, id: 2977215, Profile Updated: 09-05-13
Author has written 3 stories for Legend of Zelda, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

... Well, its been a while hasn't it, been around... two years, maybe a year? ... I've changed sense the last time I was on this site, I've learned a lot of things about the world, about Comedy... and I'm tempted to use the knowledge I have again. But... I'm afraid if I do, I'll get hurt. I just know it...

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Epic Fail by NinjaNakkiOfCabin11 reviews
Persephone is sick of Hades' affairs, and has one of her own! She decides to have a baby, more specifically, a demigod. But one thing she didn't count on was her daughter being an epic fail! Rated T for action and some language-flames shall be laughed at! (CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,227 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Persephone
Life at Romani Ranch by Lacrima Metus Mortem reviews
After Link finally saved Termina from it's doom, he has to choose the path rest of his life, the path of fighting or the path of a normal life, what will he choose? Rated T for violence and language. LinkxRomani
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,498 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 5/14/2011 - [Link, Romani] Cremia
The Dominion Times by Snowyflakes reviews
Hyrule's finest source for the latest news. Sunday 11 August 2013: "Princess Zelda Does Not Excuse Local Hero".
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,867 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 4/24/2011
Our Twilight Litter by Star Rokina reviews
Link found a way back into the Twilight and brought Midna back to Hyrule. Shortly afterward, however, Midna becomes pregnant while in Wolf form, bringing around the birth of six half-Hylian, half-Twili children.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,380 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Link, Midna
Malon's Epic Cow Delivery by The Additional Pylon reviews
Ever wonder how Malon was able to deliver a cow to Link's house? Or why Hyrule Field seemed so empty of monsters? Here's your answer. Witness the mind-boggling "meanwhile" story of OoT!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 130,143 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Malon, Link - Complete
The Wolf and the Fox by ChocolateMilkLOL reviews
Link and Midna meet a mysterious red fox in the dungeons deep within Hyrule Castle. They have no idea who she is but she knows them, well Link at least. Sure she offers them help but what are her true intentions? Rated T.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,842 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Link, Midna
An account of the 2nd Titanomachy by Hermes Salazar Snape reviews
Zhalia Frost enters Camp Half-Blood,even though she is NOT a half-blood. Instead of being kicked out, she is forced to control the future, with one decision and five suitors: Ares, Poseidon, Apollo, Hermes and Kronos... Chap 21 up
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,568 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 9/29/2010
Pokemon Periwinkle: It's Real by pikachuhunter1 reviews
Pokemon Periwinkle was an ordinary game, until me and my two friends were sucked inside. Now, we've been turned into Pokemon, and us and our new friends are on the run from the evil Team Blasters. This will be fun.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 66 - Words: 110,517 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 2/25/2008
Zoe's Zelda Experience by Zoe625 reviews
Zoe was having a normal day when a package arrives. Inside is an Ocarina that looks exactly like the ocarina of time that leads her and firends to the Zelda realm! But something bad is coming and they need to quickly ban together. Before it's too late!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,971 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Link, Zelda
The Legend of Zelda: Tetra's Adventure by Gazing on the Arabesque reviews
When her sister is kidnapped on her twelfth birthday, Tetra resolves to save her by all means possible. With the help of the sweet and charismatic Link and the wise old King of Red Lions, can she save her sister and defeat Ganondorf once and for all?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,726 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Tetra, Link
Missing You by M.L. Groves reviews
A Komali/Medli Story: Once upon a time, a Rito flew across the sea to pick a flower- never knowing that his true flower was slowly wilting. Post Windwaker/Slight Divergence.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,466 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 5/9/2009 - [Komali, Medli] Link, Tetra - Complete
150 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do On Mount Olympus by Taayluur reviews
"You're right, Ares! Things have been boring! Let's shake it up! I'm taking this list to a monumental scale!" Apollo, Ares, Aphrodite, and Hades beamed up at Hermes."Bigger and better than before! 150 things I'm not allowed to do On Mount Olympus!"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,178 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Hermes - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: The Awful Realm of Torture by The Prince of Torture reviews
This was inspired by "Ask the Zelda Crew" Do you like the characters from Twilight Princess? Have you ever wanted to ask them something or tell them to do something? If so, then you've come to the right place. Co-Written by MostazalsLord.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,961 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 5/20/2011
Adventure Time in The Awful Realm of Torture! by The Prince of Torture reviews
Yep, another ToD Fic of mine. Only now...IT'S WITH THE ADVENTURE TIME CHARACTERS! 1st chapter will explain all rules.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011
Speak Up by Mya Latti reviews
So after about four months of tests, the doctor had confirmed to his mother what was wrong with Red. "Your child is mute," A novelisation of the generation one games.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 152,034 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Red - Complete
Godly Pets by sweet-lovin-zombie reviews
What if all the gods had weird pets? What if the made their children take care of them while they went on vaca? And what if the pets all had a special secret? Rated T for language: English! No, jk. I used like 1 bad word and the site got mad. Plz read!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,607 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Complete
The HeartShaped Mask by drumlinedude reviews
Majora and Luna are two kids living in the Lost Village. They have been chosen from a very young age to participate in a sacrifice to their goddess Din to keep her wrath in check, except the two are in love and they plan to escape their fate.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,092 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011
Malon weight gain genetics by Pyroslasher reviews
When Malon finds out about some genetics in her family's d.n.a., she starts wondering what's going to happen. Is it good, or bad? How much will she gain? Click to find out!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Link, Malon
Unlikely Brotherhood by Forest Girl Kaz reviews
After the events of OoT, Link is living a normal life, until he stumbles upon something that takes him back in time. Meeting up with a younger Ganondorf, will he take the chance to destroy him before he becomes evil? Or will something unexpected happen?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Link, Ganondorf
Baby Makes Three by Kali1 reviews
Lina informs the gang that she's pregnant. Random silliness ensues.
Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/30/2000
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PJO The Awful Realm of Torture reviews
I Capture the Cast and get to do Horrible things to them! It is a really big Truth or Dare!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,305 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 7/30/2011
The Legend Of Zelda The Oracle of Destiny reviews
When Falore Wind meets a boy who is dressed like he is a bush and has a fairy with him,not even Nayru,goddess of time can determine their destiny! Rated T Just in case.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,784 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Link
The Battle For Nico! Pokemon Style! reviews
Join Kate The Great as she battles for the man she loves, IN POKEMON STYLE! Rated T, there is swearing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Nico A. - Complete