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Author has written 1 story for Danny Phantom.

Okay, so i plan mostly on writing when feel inspired to so yeah, but anyway;

Hmm...about me...

You may call me Nachts. The stalkers are after my soul(s), so I wont give the real one.

Age: 16

I'm American, and not quite proud of it...does anyone else think we're all crazy, or is it just me?

Favorite Book: Mmmm... tough one... I'd have to say the Redwall series. Lovely books, high in detail, the characters have substance, etc.

Favorite Show: To fanfic: Danny Phantom. Personal choice: Warehouse 13.

I love doodling.

In typical geek style, I like trying to do a bit of everything.


Challenge Space


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1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.

2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.

3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.

4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.

5.Do not go out in public.

6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.

7.Note expressions.

8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.

9.Floor is slippery when wet.

10.Lake is slippery when dry.

11.Only talk to strangers you know.

12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all.

13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note.

14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.

15.Kill them for security purposes.

16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.

17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible.

18.The men in white coats are not your friends.

19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.

20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.

21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.

22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.

24.Always remember, um... um... Damn.

25.Train army of flying monkeys.

26.Goldfish don't like milk.

27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.

28.Find out who invented the word "pianist".

29.People are staring at you.

30.So act insane.

31.People are weird, but not as weird as me.

32.Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth.

33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.

34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible.

35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.

36.Never pet a burning dog.

37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka.

38.Naked men dig parkas.

39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.

40.You know what would look good on you?

41.Immolated cockroaches.

42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.

43.The size of Danny DeVito.

44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this.

45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.

46.Stalking is fun. Do it more.

47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!"

48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.

49.That way is rum.

50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t.

52.You cannot kill the snow.

53.The snow can kill you.

54.Grass can also kill you.

55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...

56.Catch and castrate leprechaun.

57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.

58.Staple paper in the middle of the page.

59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.

60.You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.

61.Pretend to be so around teh n00bs.

62.Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.

63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?

64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.

65.Remember to kill HIM...

66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.

67.Note reactions. Avoid parents.

68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.

69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice.

70.Hide the bodies, otherwise peole ask embarressing questions.

71.Eat the evidence.

72.But not if it's broken glass.

73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.

74.Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.

75.Disregard last note.

76.Note reactions.

77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.

78.Stock up on ball point pens.

79.Learn to fly. Tell no one.

80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

81.Do not stick fingers into blender.

82.Blender... Bad... Ouch.

83.Blood loss is bad.

84.Find way to re-attatch fingers.

85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.

86.Answer every question with a question.

87.Ask people what gender they are.

88.Note reactions.

89.Refer to people as "mortal".

90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.

91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.

92.Start by drowning them in fire ants.

93.Find the creators of pop-up messages.

94.Kill them.

95.Brutally.

96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.

97.Dunk head in boiling water.

98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7.

99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling!

100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...


Post this in your profile if...

If you wonder why they would end Danny Phantom but keep Fairly Odd Parents going for freaking forever...post this into your profile.

If you were surprized to see that Vlad had actually gotten a cat...post this into your profile.


~~If you are obsessed with fanfiction, put this in your profile.~~

~~If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile ~~

~~If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. ~~

~~If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile.~~

If you guys love to read, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think flamers are dirt bags who spend their day thinking of ways to insult people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a lunatic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the reason for taking Meth and other illegal drugs is the lack of an actual life, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you don't know what your favorite animal is, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this into your profile.

If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you dont know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are wierd and proud of it, then copy and paste this to your profile!

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If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

90 percent of teens today would die if MySpace had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 percent that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.

If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile.

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile (all of 'em!).

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCaffe, Hyperactiveley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Celyna, ShadowShapeshifterAndHerCat, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart, Littlewhisker, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Natureboy3, VisserZer0, Biisaiyowaq,

Crazy? I was crazy once! I would sing stupid songs at school, then read books on how to read! But then I died, and people put daisies on my grave, and one is bending down and tickling me on my nose, so I'm giggling and everyone is scared of me because I'm dead and I'm not supposed to be giggling so no more daisies! I know, I'm crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once! Copy and paste this into your profile if this applies to you, and you know it does.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A- Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, SilverMoonArcher, Uchiha Kyori of the sand, Fallingmoon1, VisserZer0, Biisaiyowaq,1000Nachts

65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather than reading, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV, then copy and paste this into your profile then add your name. RaeVenn-Chan, Fall-For-Deceit, PhoenixTears95, J Spiker, The Awsome Threesome, GilansApprentice, Dragonwings66, Serial-Doodler, Biisaiyowaq, 1000Nachts

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile: Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar, Glissoning Raven, Aleksandrya Gregonovitch, freakily obsessed Yassen fan, XxXMaximuM-RideRXxX, DoYouReallySeeMe, EvilMuffinsOfDeath, VisserZer0, Biisaiyowaq, 1000Nachts

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days..."

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Your eyebrows are as beautiful as an enormous caterpillar.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN"

I'm the kind of girl (or boy) who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tasty!

P.S: I never changed, I just got tired of pretending I was happy.

-BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.

-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

-BE nice to losers. one day they might be cool!

- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

-Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. -

- "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

- Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.'

- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing!

- Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

- He who laughs last didn't get it.

- When there's a will, I want to be in it.

-Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

- Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


Ways to make sure you're insane:

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.

As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!


Quotes

Never underestimate people who draw for a hobby. We have awesome imaginations - Brionee, from satrinity's fanfic 'Brionee'

The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. - George Bernard Shaw

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with. - Marty Feldman

Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash. - Jerry Seinfeld

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. -Winston Churchill

If it weren't for the killings, Washington would have one of the lowest crime rates in the country. -Marion Barry, Mayor

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population. - David Letterman

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you. -Rita Mae Brown

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' - Charlie Brown

The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected. - Will Rogers

The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits. -Albert Einstein


Have you ever felt the need to just some of the insanity out of your system and into the open air? It's refreshing. It's also fun to watch people's reactions. Without further ado, I give you, ..., whatever the heck I've just written.

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Nightfall by freowin reviews
Naruto is stolen from the village and left to die in a forest. He is found on deaths door by a civilian family, but what will happen when Naruto witnesses their Murder and is found by Jiraiya in the Ruins of his old home. Strong Naruto, Rinnegan Naruto, NarutoXOC
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Beast Wars by Copper Clouds reviews
Sent from the village into the safety of obscurity, Naruto is raised with vastly different ideas of how life should be. When his happy existence undercover is destroyed, he'll stop at nothing to eliminate the threat that stole him from the world he prefers over the one he is being shunted toward. But the demon fox in his belly has another plan for him and a bargain he can't refuse.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 138,178 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Yamato, Itachi U.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 29706 - Favs: 15,903 - Follows: 14,295 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Fridays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 301,307 - Reviews: 5194 - Favs: 3,623 - Follows: 4,160 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 5/7/2012
The Darkness Within:The Rewrite by Kurinoone reviews
A rewrite of the first part in my Dark Prince Trilogy. What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? Book One of the Dark Prince Trilogy.
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Harry Mewter by Alex Ultra reviews
Harry decides he wants to try Animagi, and persuades Hermione to help... this changes them... a lot. Crossover, of sorts, with Pokemon. Mew!Harry. Not as stupid as it sounds.
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Looking Glass by Random Flyer reviews
AU. "The village is being attacked," Sarutobi said against his better judgment, he was taking too long as it was, too long away from the front lines. "You are one of the goals of this attack, Naruto, so I'm going to send you somewhere I believe you will be safe." Rating may change. Please R&R.
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Expendable Heroes by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Sasuke Uchiha could never quite understand how a boy two years his junior somehow managed to get into the academy and remain there despite dead-last status. Suffice to say, he's in for quite a shock when said little boy hands him his ass. And that, as they say, is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
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Chained by Lightning Streak reviews
It starts with a fire at the Guys in White headquarters, where a vengeful Valerie stumbles across an imprisoned Danny Phantom. It starts with injustice. But what happens when justice and revenge are confused for one another? Where does a hero end, and a villain begin? Cover image by mindofgemini.
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Aerial Perspective by TokehGecko reviews
With nothing left to hold or protect, he could turn only one way. Back. To the one person who would never betray him. The one person that truly understood him... Himself. Timetravel Fic.
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I Hear Him Scream by Rift-Raft reviews
Hiccup is the first Viking to shoot down a Night Fury. Unfortunately, his incredible accomplishment has terrible consequences: becoming the beast itself.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 321,296 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless, Astrid - Complete
My Wish Order Brother by PiperDreamer reviews
Naruto, after seeing a child get defended by his older brother, makes a wish on a wishing star for an older brother too. What he got was a girly looking art freak with mouths on his hands. Updates are slow, and grammar is not perfect but it is mostly legible.
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Nightfall by Le'letha reviews
Canon-divergent: 20 years after Chief Stoick's wife and son were lost in a dragon raid, the Vikings of Berk shoot down a Night Fury…and its rider, a feral youth who believes he is a dragon. [Not slash. Crossposted on AO3.]
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 149,266 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Stoick, Toothless - Complete
Amenaza by Alban55 reviews
After Naruto dies, he changes into a Hollow. This single death will change the lives and afterlives of many. And it's not exactly for the better.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 399,444 - Reviews: 3555 - Favs: 3,001 - Follows: 2,530 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Lelouch of Britannia by Cal reflector reviews
History often hinges on a moment. What if young Lelouch avoided the fate of exile and remained with the royal family? All roles become reversed. The tale of Lelouch's quest for power and vengeance as the Black Prince of the Empire.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 138,685 - Reviews: 2880 - Favs: 3,700 - Follows: 3,235 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Lelouch L.
The Truth is a Shard of Ice by Whitefang333 reviews
The truth is not given to the meek. It is for those brave enough to grasp it. A lonely Viking misfit and one vigilante dragon could tie the link to the past, and the future?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 486,427 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 6/19/2014 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
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Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2565 - Favs: 4,734 - Follows: 4,747 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Blood Sings by Fireun Feather reviews
For Namikaze Minato, Yondaime Hokage, the day started out like any other. But then Jiraiya walked into his office with a teen that could have been Minato's clone and that bore the name of his vanished lover. His day just got very, very interesting. AU
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The King of Games by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Naruto fails to become a ninja and leaves Konoha for the world beyond the mists. He finds that things are ruled by the heart of the cards and he works to become the king of games. Naruto/Tea pairing. Naruto/Rin family Yu-Gi-Oh x-over.
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,885 - Reviews: 2083 - Favs: 2,355 - Follows: 2,190 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Anzu M., Naruto U.
The Best Laid Plans by arun2110 reviews
Madara had a plan. The Yondaime ruined it. Madara made another plan. One that could not fail. But the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry and this one had just run straight into the number one most surprising ninja in Konoha, one Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 180,905 - Reviews: 1204 - Favs: 1,919 - Follows: 1,903 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Naruto U.
NineFold Prison by Sheaman reviews
The Kyuubi was far too powerful to be sealed into a single child. Desperate, Konoha sacrifices nine of its children to hold the demon at bay. 12 years later, the Rookie 9 are about to graduate from the academy when an incident with the Forbidden scroll leads them to discover why they have been treated with fear and hate their entire lives...based on the premise from nobody102
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,206 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 9/25/2012
Aperture Science Blood Stream Portal Enhancement by AussieScum reviews
Naruto came close to accessing Kyuubi's chakra in wave, but got something different. A bloodline from a 800 year old computer. Looks like there's some testing going to happen! MajorSasu/VeryMinorSaku bashing. !Scientist!Smart!Bloodline Naruto. On Hiatus.
Crossover - Naruto & Portal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,060 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Naruto U., GLaDOS
Heaven's Forge by Flipspring reviews
Twelve trolls are recruited into into the Alternian Military Fleet where they'll receive a deadly mission: become the first invasion team on a beautiful blue planet not yet touched by trollkind. T: SNAFU, hemocism, quadrants, political cahoooooooots H: lols, funtimes, humidity, mysterious relics /Part 1 of Operation Invasion series/
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 29 - Words: 74,530 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 3/6/2012 - John E., Karkat V.
Thawing the Ice by DiscordianSamba reviews
AU. Four years ago, Jazz and Maddie Fenton died in a horrible accident. With Phantom blamed for it, Danny has drifted away from everyone, and eventually disappeared, leaving home. After being asked by his father to find him, Sam becomes determined to try one last time to extend a hand to rescue someone drowning for reasons she can't fully understand.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,829 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Sam M., Danny F., P. Spectra
A whole new universe: sequel to A whole new world by Virtual Deliverance reviews
The last time we saw Clu in "A whole new world" he had completely rectified the Earth, while some of his subjects were building a spaceship. Eight years later, he is ready for the next step. Rated M for violence.
Tron - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,767 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Clu 2 - Complete
Fangs of the Father by Umei no Mai reviews
Kagome had been attuned to youkai blades from the very beginning. That the blades formed from the Dog General's fangs took a fancy to her was likely a product of the deceased Inutaisho's unusual fondness for human females: What a daiyoukai wants, he gets.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 99 - Words: 50,031 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Kagome H., Inutaisho - Complete
A SwitchARoo by Mulleb reviews
Medusa stole the infant daughter of Death Scythe Spirit Albarn, leaving behind the child she believed too frail for her purpose. Fifteen years later, things are getting very interesting.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 177,832 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Crona, Maka A.
Mirrored by Lynse reviews
As a general rule, diving into unknown swirly vortexes in the Ghost Zone is a bad idea, but this was a time when Danny had no other real choice. Meanwhile, Jake thought he was through dealing with ghosts, but Rotwood, well, he's just getting started.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 116,026 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Danny F., Jazz F., Jake, Rotwood - Complete
Continuing the Cycle by Phantom Feline reviews
Harry thought he would die; had anticipated it, even. So now what will he do in this new world, one without magic? Not to say that there isn't power lurking here... With snakes calling him 'Lord', and everyone else saying 'Abomination', is it any surprise that he's not going to have an easy time settling down? Subtle HP AU. Eventual Naruto AU. Slow paced. Rated M; Dark Themes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 116,265 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 2,610 - Follows: 3,086 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P.
The Perfect Hero by Myst Eternally reviews
"I want to be the best! The strongest! The single, absolute greatest! Because…I want to make everyone around me happy!" So he did. So he shall. And so he will. [A test story for a Mary Sue/Gary Stu that can still have a character. And a challenge, I suppose. What is the challenge? Try to guess.]
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Complete
Inquisitor Carrow and the GodEmperorless Heathens by littlewhitecat reviews
The Wizarding World is devastated when Harry Potter disappears from his relatives' house in mysterious circumstances during the summer after his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Desperate to have their boy-hero back no matter what they really should have heeded the Muggle saying "be careful what you wish for". Crossover HP/WH40K.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,611 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Mistranslation by Flipspring reviews
It is important to keep in mind that when a human says, "I hate you," it is most certainly not a come-on. The only thing more horrific than human apathy is human hatred. They do, after all, have two words for friendship. Or so we thought.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Complete
Dancing with Demons by Daystar Clarion reviews
Growing up with a pack of Demons is easy, especially when the older he gets, the more a demon Naruto becomes. But when the pack is killed by shinobi, Naruto vows revenge by learning to use his ever growing Chakra. Meeting team Seven, his journey begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 154,657 - Reviews: 2202 - Favs: 2,806 - Follows: 2,588 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Naruto U.
Return of the Sage by tomhunt98 reviews
*Still continuing. Just hard to write right now 9/9/13* The Sage of the Six Paths is dead, leaving behind his gifts to the world. The most obvious are the biju, walking natural disasters. But he also left something not known to anyone. Something that will save the world...or destroy it
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 115,610 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 2/19/2011 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Mei T., OC]
Nine by protossfire reviews
This time around, Minato's a little more prepared. He's already got the seals prepared in case the worst happens. That's right, multiple seals. As in nine of them- as in nine Jinchuuriki. As in Naruto has...a pack. Eventual NaruHina SasuSaku KibaIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,192 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Naruto U.
Phantom Mystery by Turkeyhead987 reviews
The police department thinks a killer is on the loose they find out that it might be a ghost. Somehow they think they have proof that Danny is the killer.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Psych - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,878 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Danny F., Shawn S. - Complete
Broken by Turkeyhead987 reviews
Danny get's shot by a new weapon in his human form. His parents see the whole thing and so do his friends. He got hit so bad his heart stopped beating. Will he survive? What will happen? Will the hospital help in anyway?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 67,353 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Complete
To Sacrifice for Life by CagedSnow reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was betrayed and struck down by his home... Tia Harribel met the same fate... but other plans awaited them...
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,745 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Hinata H., T. Harribel
Naruto One Man Team by Ackdam reviews
After graduating from the academy, Naruto starts to reveal his true self. Won't everyone be surprised at what the 'demon' can do?...Powerful Naruto - NaruXHarem - Saku/Sasu/Kiba bashing - Rated M for language, violence and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 431,868 - Reviews: 3919 - Favs: 6,730 - Follows: 5,753 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Fullmetal Shinobi by Kenchi618 reviews
On a night where his dream is put in jeopardy, Naruto must show how exceptional of a ninja he is by bringing an entirely new facet to the world of shinobi. Eventual NaruXOC OCxFemHaku. Will be EPIC in length. *Warning: First Story Written*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 439,928 - Reviews: 2047 - Favs: 2,029 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Naruto U., OC - Complete
DWMA Guidelines by 9foxgrl reviews
Because some students cannot go one week at school with out getting into trouble or ending up in the infirmary. Nygus and Chrona are over worked as it is. So please read the guidelines and stop pissing off Death the Kid!
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Crona, Mira N. - Complete
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way vs Canon by Cookie VanDeKamp reviews
First entry in the MSEA Files. There's a new student at Hogwarts by the name of Ebony Way, and she seems pretty screwed up in the head. Rated T for language and canon rape. And eye rape, probably.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,095 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - OC - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 2,209 - Follows: 355 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Tale of the Dragon's Wrath by The Antic Repartee reviews
A HTTYD Halloween one-shot. Dragons have a particular system of balance. Hiccup may be the local expert in Dragon Behavior but there are some lessons even he has yet to learn. Post-movie.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,260 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
The OneMan Legion by hangman1 reviews
"All things happen, in one reality or another. All realities are seperate, but connected. All realities are eternal." The foundations of parallel law. But one technique, listed as forbidden, can disrupt the laws and tear reality assunder. Oh dear.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,322 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 129 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Naruto U.
The Grand Emperor by Darth Malleus reviews
Once the nine of them were considered gods, Nine Great Lords of Hueco Mindo. Then they vanished without a trace. Reality became legend, legend became myth and even their names were lost to history. Then Aizen had to go and awaken the strongest of them.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,881 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 3,216 - Follows: 3,078 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Naruto U.
eleven by Tamah reviews
You hold this horrible broken disc in your hand and you wonder...
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Complete
There and Back Again, a Shinobi's Tale by tomhunt98 reviews
Naruto makes a mistake and ends up in a different time and makes everything all hugs and smiles and sparkles...not here. Naruto is content to just save his past self and leave it at that...or not. He comes up with a devilish plan to get back at the fox and it ends up backfiring, literally. Epic length OneShot. Naru/Kyu hurt/comfort/romance, no adventure here
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,442 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/23/2011 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
Cold Sleep by meltinglacier reviews
The first time the Fire Nation attacks, Hama learns that humans aren't so different from her dolls. They break just as easily. And Hama learns that she's very good at doing that.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Hama - Complete
Days of Orion by TheQueenOfTheFoxes reviews
The days of Artemis's treatment, starring Orion, and other alters. Actually, just one more. But just one is more than enough for Artemis to handle.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,789 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Orion F., Artemis F. - Complete
Disturbing The Hokage by Taiyusei reviews
Naruto and Lee are about to find out what a pissed off Tsunade is like, and let me tell you, it's not a pretty sight.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Naruto U., Lee R. - Complete
When it all Comes Together by F-Hazard reviews
Let's see, what's to tell about me? I own a small candy store, I am as close to being a master of seals as anyone my age can be, and I have a voice in my head, er, sword. My name? Well, I was born as Naruto, now... not so much.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 8 - Words: 95,942 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Naruto U., K. Urahara
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1871 - Favs: 2,758 - Follows: 1,616 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Fight Smarter, Not Harder by Earth Star reviews
Hiccup goes to train to become stronger, only to receive advice from an unlikely source.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Megamind - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Hiccup, Megamind - Complete
Why The Rainbows Make Me Cry by LightningsShadow118 reviews
"It ain't fuckin' funny, so quit fuckin' laughin' about it — you don' know what happened."
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,648 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Scout - Complete
HIVE Minded by Slayer Anderson reviews
Danny gets an acceptance notification from a school that he never applied to. I know what you're thinking…green ink, owls, and a castle, right? Sorry, not this time. An attempt at originality towards a worn concept. Rewrite coming soon.
Crossover - Teen Titans & Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,152 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Jinx, Danny F. - Complete
The Maelstrom and the Chestnut by RhulainTheCheetahwolf reviews
Naruto wakes up to find an egg in his bed, and makes a friend of a lifetime. "Vee!" "SO CUTE!" Maturing-Naruto Rated T for swear words.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,883 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Eevee/Eievui, Naruto U.
A Meeting of Minds by mdrwngnftwr13 reviews
This came about when a friend of mine wanted to name her new computer and was torn between GLaDOS and TARDIS. So it's GLaDOS vs. TARDIS. GLaDOS' speech should be in courier, but ffdotnet is mean and won't let me change the font. So. Yeah. Enjoy the crack!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/16/2010 - TARDIS
Real Life by Cordria reviews
And what if it WAS real?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,141 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Danny F., Sam M.
Please Hold by Davin Sunrider reviews
Oneshot. Darth Vader is forced to call Sienar Systems Customer Support, and is thus provoked into a fateful decision...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Darth Vader - Complete
The Daemon of Pein by The Disciple of Pein reviews
The Gedo Mazo is gone. Now Pein's plans are at risk. Without being able to seal the Biju, how can he possibly succeed? There is only one option. Gather the Jinchuriki, starting with the host of the Kyubi no Yoko.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 262,477 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Just Like Old Times by LeiaOrganicSolo reviews
Calvin and Hobbes. That's the way it always was. And that's how Hobbes thought it always was gonna be. But he was wrong. AN:Don't worry, happy ending folks. lol. When Calvin grew up....
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
Ascension of the Kitsune by Wandering Maverick reviews
Naruto finds out the horrible truth about his family, leading him to the Kyuubi. Watch as the elemental nations and Konoha are rocked to their very foundations by Naruto who has been under the tutelage of the most powerful bijuu in the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 431,768 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 3,811 - Follows: 1,709 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Ghost Buster by Monica Moss reviews
What would happen if Danny's parents didn't accept him after Phantom Planet? DxS, but there's not a ton of romance.
Crossover - Ghost Busters (Real/Extreme) & Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,413 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Danny F. - Complete
The Darkness in Kage Bunshin by buddyboy122 reviews
Why is Kage Bunshin REALLY forbidden? Sorry, I don't buy the reasoning that it uses too much chakra. There has to be some other reason... Kinda angsty and graphic. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,841 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Crack in the Fourth Wall by Malcolm75k reviews
Naruto makes a deal with the Kyuubi no Kitsune to attain his dream, but is it what he really wants?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,345 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Battle Banter by BJA Fan reviews
He paused in midbattle, leaning closer and squinting. ' I've never noticed before, but...do you wear eyeliner? ' In which Danny becomes less clueless, Vlad's sexuality is questioned, and slash is still somehow avoided.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Vlad M., Danny F. - Complete
Royal Thorns by Zilleniose reviews
[AU, dark] For years, Danny has been fighting ghosts, barely keeping his secret from his friends. But when a battle with Pariah Dark leaves Danny with more than he bargained for, he starts to become feared even more than the infamous Ghost King. [DxS]
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,492 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 11/10/2006 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Danny F.
So in Death by Confiscated Retina reviews
Oneshot. The desire to write drives all authors, even dead ones.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1735 - Favs: 4,575 - Follows: 501 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
King reviews
My take on Danny's coronation as King of the Ghost Zone. Followed by a gathering of the main characters. No, I'm not going to give out spoilers.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Danny F. - Complete