Bora Olldashi
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Joined 06-10-11, id: 2978705, Profile Updated: 10-26-11
Author has written 6 stories for True Blood, and Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries.

Hey all! I'm twentysomething, single, no kids. I am an SVM/True Blood enthusiast and really, really like looking at Eric/ASkars and Godric/Allan Hyde. I recently discovered that Fan Fiction was even a thing and almost peed my pants with excitement. I LOVE reading what everyone has come up with, especially those with Eric/Godric and Pam, in character. She's great. I am trying my hand at a couple of stories of my own, hopefully they're not too terrible.

Reading is my favorite pastime, I seriously can't get enough of it. Also am a language enthusiast currently in thrall to German. Other than that, I'm a workout junkie; cardio is my crack. I work a full time job as a support trainer for a national company, which I love. However, it has been getting a little annoying lately, cutting into my FF time like it is. That's basically it about me. Did I mention that I love ASkars and Allan Hyde? Yes? Ok then, that really is it =)

Obviously only the blind are immune to Eric's charm but I always feel the need to defend Godric/AH's hotness, seriously he's smokin'. And don't even get me started on his talent, I mean forealio, have you seen any of his work outside of True Blood? If not, check out He's a genius.

Lastly, I had an epiphany today. It was: I can list my other accounts here. Before I post those links, I feel like I should warn you that my name here is a pen name. It's a mash-up of nickname/family name. The links below are for my real life accounts, so they're under my real life name. You're welcome to check me out!

http://twitter.com/#!/MoreBertaPlease

Here is a link to Eric in Chapter 13 (In Which We Visit The Viking) of A Vampire's Guide To The Galaxy. Put your bibs on.

Here is a link to Eric's from Chapter 7 of Better Not Look Down. I love this hair.

Here is a link to Eric in Break Each Other's Hearts Again. So cute.

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Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 8007 - Favs: 9,776 - Follows: 3,891 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Dead Man of Shreveport by Miral reviews
What happens when a 1,000 year old Viking Vampire Sheriff and a 26 year old telepathic barmaid partner up to solve mysteries? What doesn't happen might be the better question. A supernatural romantic comedy. AU, SVM canon thru Club Dead.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,012 - Reviews: 1481 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Return of the Stackhouse Six by Miral reviews
When Sookie decides to sell the family farm, her five siblings rush home to stop her. What's their plan? Why he's 6'4", gorgeous, and People's Sexiest Man Alive. Will it work? All Human mash-up of SVM and Elizabeth Cadell's "The Lark Shall Sing." Disney/South Park/Tracy & Hepburn
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 81 - Words: 233,830 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14391 - Favs: 16,077 - Follows: 8,523 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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A Vampire's Guide To The Galaxy reviews
Sookie Stackhouse is a telepathic barmaid of Fae descent turned vampire who unwittingly time travels to an earlier century, meeting Eric and Godric. Wait, what? She's not sure what she's doing there but she has a bad feeling. AU!
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,958 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 12/30/2016 - Published: 7/10/2011
A Tale As Old As Time reviews
Sookie Stackhouse starts a new life, with her new husband, in the New World. Eric Northman is afraid to let his new wife past his scars, both physical and emotional. Both a little scared, neither one prepared, beauty and the beast. AU/AH.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,839 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Sookie, Eric
One Shot Wonders reviews
A collection of one shots based on TB and SVM characters. Fluff, angst, lemons, humor. It's like a circus, there's entertainment for all hopefully . Inspired by music see Ch 1 for more details .
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,157 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011
Better Not Look Down reviews
Sookie is heading to England to meet a fellow fanfic addict, er, writer, and attend a sci-fi vampire convention. She's dying to meet her favorite actors from the show that spawns the stories she writes, but she never bargained for this adventure. AH/AU.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,901 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Sookie S.
An Unfortunate Turn Of Events reviews
My entry for The Snarky Sidekick Contest. Eric makes a suggestion to Pam before leaving to find the missing Bill Compton. Through a series of events she could never predict, she actually takes him up on it. M for F-bombs
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,942 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Pam
Tell It All About Me reviews
Follow Eric into his past as he relives the medieval memories of his travels with Godric, his first true love, and the bitter circumstances of her true death while Pam struggles to accept his revelations.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,573 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Eric N.