Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, Les Miserables, and Glee.
Hi, I'm EnjolraSiriuSkywalker34,
I am always proud of my internet names, so let me explain this one. Enjolras is the best character in Les Miserables. Sirius is the best character in Harry Potter. An I am a Star Wars GEEK, so why not Skywalker. The 34 is because I am a huge Philadelphia Phillies Phan and Doc's, or Roy Halladay's, number is 34. If you are wondering who this picture is, it's Haldir of Lorien from lord of the rings, a captain of Celeborn, the Lord of Lothlorien, and in the movies, the elf who comes to the aid of Theoden at Helm's Deep.
I plan to be posting stories for Harry Potter, Les Miserables, Percy Jackson, Star Wars, Eragon, and possibly Lord of the Rings, Wicked, and Glee. I might post little trivia question in authors notes at the end of chapters and subtle references to other stories in my works. If you have an account on abaisse.net, I am Enjolras-the-jaw (yes I love Enjolras: Saint or Sinner? too).
Hope you enjo(lras)y my works,
Star Wars Section:
Go to this site Star Wars fans (beat those Trekkies!):
Go to this site if you want to crap yourself laughing (there is mild sexual references and lots of cursing):
Les Miserables Section:
Want to write a LM fic? Read this:
Every Mizzy should see this:
Look at this as well (I like it even though I am a Harvard Fan): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gneBLYLp2B4
Harry Potter Section: Go to this site if you want to crap yourself laughing (there is mild sexual references and lots of cursing):
This is the funniest thing ever ever (it is rather long though):
Lord of the Rings Section:
If you are obsessed with Elvish, (like me) go to these two sites: and
Favorite Quotes Section:
"The man who chases two rabbits catches none"- Roman Proverb
Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog: you understand it better, but the frog dies in the process.- Mark Twain
"Ultimate excellence lies not in wining every battle, but in defeating the enemy without ever fighting"- Sun Tzu (The Art of War)
“If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there'd be peace.”- John Lennon
Imagination is more important than knowledge -Albert Einstein
"No army can withstand the strength of an idea whose time has come" -Victor Hugo
"The Force will be with you, always"- Obi-Wan Kenobi (Star Wars 4)
"No Luke, I am your father!"- Darth Vader (Star Wars 5)
"Do or do not, there is not try."- Yoda (Star Wars 5)
"World Champions! World F%$&ing Champions!"- Chase Utley (On the Phillies winning the World Series)
"Beyond the barricade is there a world you long to see!"- Les Miserables
One more dawn! One more day! One day more!"- Les Miserables
"Of course not Harry (on if their conversation was real), but that doesn't mean it didn't mean it never happened."- Dumbledore (Harry Potter 7)
"You're omniscient now right. So can you tell me... how Lost ends."- Darren Criss (A Very Potter Musical)
"What the devil is going on in here!"- Joe Moses (A Very Potter Musical)
"Literally"- Danisnotonfire (every one of his videos)
When life you Lemons
When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons?
When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back and watch the world wonder how.
When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.
When life gives you lemons, chunck them at the people you hate.
When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!
When life gives you lemons squirt them in life's eyes, then run far, far away.
Nessa, Boq, Galinda, Fiyero, and Elphaba are all sitting at a table at dinner.
Nessa looks at Boq.
Boq looks at Galinda.
Galinda looks at Fiyero.
Fiyero looks at Elphaba.
Elphaba looks at a book (and occasionally glances at Fiyero)
What we have here is a love pentagon!
(THIS QUOTE ORIGINATED ON 3Mindy3 PROFILE!)
List your 12 favorite Les Miserables characters in no particular order.
3. Jean Valjean
9. Jean Prouvaire
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Thank the lord no! Although I can imagine a conversation a lot like the song Bui Doi from Miss Saigon though...
2) Do you think Eight is hot? No, I'm a guy and he seems rather awkward, but a lot of people on this site seem to.
3) What would happen if Four got Twelve pregnant? Enjy would break his vow of chastity and L'Aigle would blame the devil.
4) Do you recall any fics about Two? Absolutely!
5) Would Three and Ten make a good couple? No, MASSIVE age difference (plus JVJ's "In sweat he washed away his crime" line would give Joly a heart attack).
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Oh definitely Five/Nine Joly would die if he went anywhere near Eponine and here dirty-ness, but there are some good fics about Five/Nine.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having "fun"? Courfeyrac walking in on Javert and L'Aigle. Okay Javvie and Bousett is weird, but Courfeyrac would want in, right away.
8) Make a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. A contradiction of question 5!
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Probably not, but they both live on the streets.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Eleven fic? The Gamin and the Player or Sexual Molestation.
What kind of plot would you use if Four wanted to de-flower One? A very OOC plot, but believable as they are in the same backroom quite a lot.
12) Do any of your friends read Five fics? No, but my sister definitely would.
13) Do of your friends read or draw Eleven? Yes, one definitely will be reading a bit about him at least, but I don't think he draws.
14) Would you think that Two/Four/Five exists? Eppie/Enjy is okay by me, but Enjy/Javvie?! Never!!!
15) What would Ten scream at a moment of great passion? "Ahhhhhhhhh! My position is rupturing my blood flow due to the earth's magnetic center! L'Aigle, turn around!
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you use? "I'd Give My Life for You" from Miss Saigon.
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Warning: Extremely possible to be realistic.
18) What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two? "I hope your sideburns aren't filled with lice!"
19) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? About a couple of days ago, I can only stand so much of weird pairings with her.
20) What is Six's super secret kink? Intelligence, of course, and knowledge of anatomy (*wink *wink)
21) Would Seven shag nine? Drunk or Sober? Probably, and without wine.
22) If Three and Seven got together who tops? Courfeyrac, every time.
23) One and Eight are in a happy relationship until Eight suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Nine and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Seven." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Feuilly and Fantine are in a happy relationship until Fantine suddenly runs off with Enjolras. Feuilly, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Jehan and a brief unhappy affair with Lesgles, then follows the wise advice of Eponine and finds true love with Courfeyrac" I pray to God no one ever writes or reads this mainly because of Fantine!
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