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FOR INFO ABOUT MY STORIES PLEASE SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM! Hi! My name is Cassy Bessen, and I am a MAJOR Harmony shipper. I don’t really like competition, it’s too…competitive, and I am kinda sensitive...so PLEASE no flames...pretty please! I am referred to as the red-haired Hermione among some (most) of my friends and all of my speech class. I love to write and am proud to admit that I am TOTALLY obsessed with Harry Potter!!!! I have read all the books at least 4 times, Deathly Hallows 9, and I have lost count of how many times I have seen the movies. I have even read the Deathly Hallows in 1 day; I guess I really am like Hermione. Favorite Books:
1. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
2. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
3. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
4. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
5. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
6. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
7. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
1. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1
2. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
3. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2
4. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
5. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
6. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
7. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
8. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
"If you need ask, you will never know. If you know, you need only ask."
"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean me all have!"
"I'll go with you."
“We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are.”
“To the well-organized mind, death is but the next greatest adventure”
I have an older brother who is twenty-two, a little brother who is ten, and two little sisters who are four and two months (to whom my stories are on hiatus FOR) and I love them all to death!
I love gymnastics! I am allergic to nuts...sorry that was kinda stupid to put in, but it's true. My favorite color is purple and NOT because of Justin Bieber because I hate him. Sorry if I offended anyone :(
I am a vegetarian, and I play the piano and the violin, and I am a cheerleader at my school. Anyway, HP RULES!!!!!!!!!!
The truth of the matter is, sadly, that a whole lot of people stereotype. If you don’t like it when people post this, feel free to take off.
PS, this is mostly a clean version, I have removed any of these that may be offensive to some people, because the last thing I would ever want to do is hurt someone’s feelings.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
(not entirely, but it runs in my veins, and just for the record, one of my very close friends happens to be blonde and she has straight A’s. My sister is blonde and she’s smart, so no, just no)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b*
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
(I am not putting my religion, but Jews are not greedy, not all religious people push their religions in your face, Atheists don’t all hate the world, people who don’t have a religion are not necessarily evil, and not all Christians hate gay people.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
(I don’t really care too much about politics)
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants
(they so not, take it from a girl with two brothers, mainly the older one)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
(my best friend does not EVER dance around a fire nor scream like a savage)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
(I am a virgin and single BY CHOICE and I am proud of it!)
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
(suuuuuuuure. You keep thinking that. Because if you do, the ENTIRE PLANET is gothic)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
(I do not have a boyfriend. Get it? Got it? Good. And when I do I will not nag.)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border
(yes I am Hispanic. SO WHAT!?)
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must be a gangster
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST
I'm GORGEOUS, so I MUST not be a virgin
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
(okay, I agree with that one!)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I’m VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist
(I HATE politics. And for the record, I just feel bad for the poor things!)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be doing it with them all
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay
(but I am a girl)
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe
(moderately, though I am not exactly fond of them)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi
(that really sickens me because I have relatives who died in the Holocaust)
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
(not that I know of, but who should it matter?)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid
(when I still ate it, I loved fried chicken)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat
(it’s better to be healthy with 3 meals a day than to starve yourself and be malnourished.)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly
(single by choice)
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
(I already do homework 24/7 and I am not Asian, so it just goes to show how stupid these stereotypes are!)
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals
I listen to MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, so I MUST be a scene kid
I play SOCCER so I must be a WIMP
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be covered up at all times
I'm in ORCHESTRA/BAND, so I must be a geek
(the most popular kid in my school is in orchestra)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
(no one is perfect)
I'm DEPRESSED so I MUST be emo and cut myself
I SPEAK MY MIND so I MUST be stuck up and hate everyone
(too shy to do that)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
(no, just shy)
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
(oh come on, what freak came up with that one!?)
I’m OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.
(that it really offensive. Even though I know it’s nothing but idiots who came up with these stereotypes, I just want to sit down and cry. It’s not my effing fault if I am chubby, and I eat THREE meals a day, and I eat FRUITS and VEGETABLES, and I exercise 4 to 5 times a week, so you know, whoever believes in that one needs to go screw their head on straight.
I have a beta profile up if anyone needs me! I am willing to do all ratings, just check my profile for what I can and can't do well! No slash or femslash though, please, just because I’m not good with that area.
About my stories, ALL of them are on temprary leave because of my new baby sister, family does come first and plus I just have TONS of homework. I will be resurected during the summer, when Squeakie (her nickname) gets into a normal sleeping pattern. Thanks for understanding!
Enjoy the world of fanfiction, folks, and always remember…
HOGWARTS WILL ALWAYS BE THERE TO WELCOME YOU HOME!
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