Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Yes! Now i just have to write one for Vladimir Tod, the i will have written a fanfic for all of my fave book series'! YEAH!!!!
Hi! Thnx for taking the time to look at my profile! :)
If you think Alec and Jane are cool, copy and paste this onto your profile.
HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY
I am the boy who never finished school because I was called a fag every day.
I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they wouldn't allow my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up to the nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before my high school graduation. It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one bedroom for two men.
I am the one person who does not know which bathroom to use so the management doesn't come for me.
I am the mother who is not even allowed to see the children I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the father who never hugged my son because I grew up afraid to show affection to males.
I am the Home Ec teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians could teach it.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed the doors to my kind.
I am the girl ashamed to tell my own friends that I am a lesbian because they make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men said they needed to 'teach me a lesson'.
I am the person who needs to hide what this world needs the most: love.
Seriously, people. Gay people are just like everyone else; they want love. But because minorities are discriminated, they are usually unable to find it. I have gay friends. I have friends with gay parents. I know gay people. It's not like they act differently or think differently than anyone else; is it really so bad to love someone?
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG- REPOST THIS
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10 % Weird
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him master...
He had no degree ,yet they called him teacher...
He had no medicine , yet they call him healer..
He had no army , yet the kings feared him..
He won no military battles , yet he conquered the world ...
He committed no crime , yet they crucified him...
He was buried in a tomb , yet he lives today ...
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us ...
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his son
then copy and paste this into your profile
If you ignore him in the holy Bible he says
"If you deny me before man , i will deny you before my Father in heaven"
Wise Words From Percy Jackson and the Olympians
1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar - The Titan's Curse
Here's my logic. If you don't get any experience, or any practice, your writing level is going to stay put, right where it is.
So if you start deleting your stories because you have no faith in yourself,
Then where is your experience coming from? If the government is about to destroy anyone who doesn't accept their ideas, you have three options. One. Conform
Or three, become a writer. That was a joke at one point, but it's true.
Writers don't listen to anyone but their own spirits. If someone is torching your writing, tell them to shut the hell up and make your writing better.
Don't give up.
If you agree paste onto your profile
Kk, here's some stuff about me!!! :D :D :D :D
Age- somewhere between 5 and 18
Profession-Sitting on my lazy butt and playing Sims 3 all day GO RILEY!!!!!!
Interests-Eating, Sleeping, Jumping on my trampoline, Singing, Playing with Squedgie (My extremely amazing pet rat!), Writing, and blasting loud music till i get a headache!
Color-Black, Pink, and Purple. And on cars, Blue.
Music-HipHop, Rap, and Pop
Female Singers-Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, Beyonce', Rihanna, Shakira, and Nicki Minaj
Male Singers- Adam Lambert, Lil Wayne, and JUSTIN BIEBER!!!
Actress-Megan Fox (Teehee! It's funny how whenever i pull up a pic of her in Info-Tech, the guys around me start drooling over her!)
Drink-Orange Soda, and LEMONADE!!!!!! And... u know... water... >:(
Ok, well that just about sums it up! Later!
I found this and decided to put it on my profile! :)
Annabeth: Do I ever cross your mind?
Annabeth: Do you like me?
Annabeth: Do you want me?
Annabeth: Would you cry if I left?
Annabeth: Would you live for me?
Annabeth: Would you do anything for me?
Annabeth: Choose--me or your life
Percy: My life
Annabeth runs away in shock and pain and Percy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life
This is really sweet...
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. (Jk. U don't have to. I hate those stupid chain e-mail messages!)
Don't ask. I just thought it looked cool.
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This is Bunny.
I don't hate rap, i just thought this was funny!
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i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it in yuor pofrile.
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My best friend is insane. If you have an insane friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
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My Favorite Things:
Dancing like crazy, and blasting loud music,
Yellow colored ducks and freshly baked cookies.
Buying new dresses and trying on shoes.
When my dog barks
When I'm feeling sad
Long, golden blonde hair, cuz I wish I had some
Insulting my sister, and telling her she’s dumb.
Looking at mirrors, I love to see my face.
Long, bouncing curls that look like springs
Warm fluffy blankets, and soft, mushy clay.
When my dog barks
When I'm feeling sad
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you.
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
A good friend helps you up when you fall.
A good friend helps you find your prince.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
A good friend will offer you a soda.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain.
A good friend will help you move.
A good friend will bail you out of jail.
A good friend has never seen you cry.
A good friend asks you to write down your number.
good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
A good friend knows a few things about you.
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel.
Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.
I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun!
“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.”
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.”
Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.
Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hate that.
Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.
This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.
Definition of Your Mom: How to answer a question when you’re bored
Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some primitive areas.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.
I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?
I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.
When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.
It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.
So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?
Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
Life sucks and then you die.
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?
“When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade”
Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick.
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or i'll tell on you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: Would have this on their profile already
Love vs. Sex
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
She ended up staying longer than
As she walked along under the tall elm
When she reached the alley, which was a
However, halfway down the alley she
She became uneasy and began to pray,
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
When she reached the end of the alley,
The following day, she read in the
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
She felt she could recognize the man, so
The police asked her if she would be
She agreed and immediately pointed out
When the man was told he had been
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
She asked if they would ask the man one
Diane was curious as to why he had not
When the policeman asked him, he
Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will
Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart
1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals
5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99 Off”
6. Buy a 200 item and pay for it all in pennies. Lose count at least two times.
8. Move a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.
59. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.”NO! NO! It’s those voices again!!”
60. Pretend to be a monkey and get on all fours screaming “Oo-oo-aaa-aa!” And attack whoever buys bananas.
All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."
"Death is God's way of saying "You're fired."
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Put this in your profile if you think that child abuse is wrong.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
////\\\\ GO NINJAS!!! Post
“Let us find the dam snack bar,” Zoë said. “We should eat while we can.”
Grover cracked a smile. “The dam snack bar?”
Zoë blinked. “Yes. What is funny?”
“Nothing,” Grover said, trying to keep a strait face. “I could use some dam French fries.”
Even Thalia smiled at that. “And I need to use the dam restroom.”
“I do not understand.”
“I want to use the dam water fountain,” Grover said.
“And…” Thalia tried to catch her breath. “I need to buy a dam T-shirt.”
-Zoë, Grover, and Thalia, The Titan’s Curse
Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well it’s deadly, right up there with cannonballs and grenades. –Percy, The Titan’s Curse
He fished out his acorns and threw them onto the sand, then played his pipes. They rearranged themselves in a pattern that made no sense to me, but Grover looked concerned.
“That’s us,” he said. “Those five nuts right there.”
“Which one is me?” I asked.
“The little deformed one,” Zoë suggested.
-Grover, Percy, and Zoë, The Titan’s Curse
“Apollo?” I guessed, because I figured nobody else could make a haiku that bad.
“I’m incognito. Call me Fred.”
“A god named Fred?”
-Percy and Apollo, The Titan’s Curse
“Love conquers all,” Aphrodite promised. “Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between them?”
“Didn’t they start the Trojan War and get thousands of people killed?”
-Aphrodite and Percy, The Titan’s Curse
“He looked… nervous. He told his monsters to spare me. He wanted to tell me something.”
“Probably, ‘Hi, Annabeth! Sit here with me and watch while I tear you friends apart. It’ll be fun!”
-Annabeth and Percy, The Battle of the Labyrinth
“They asked me a lot of questions about you. I played dumb.”
“Was it hard?”
-Rachel and Annabeth, The Battle of the Labyrinth
We only came close to dying six or seven times, which I thought was pretty good. –Percy, The Sea of Monsters.
“Wow,” Thalia muttered. “Apollo is hot.”
“He’s the sun god,” I said.
“That’s not what I meant.”
Thalia and Percy, The Titan’s Curse
It seemed weird calling a teenager ‘sir’ but I’d learned to be careful with immortals. They tended to get offended easily. Then they blew stuff up. –Percy, The Titan’s Curse
You deal with mythological stuff for a few years, you learn that paradises are usually places where you get killed. –Percy, The Battle of the Labyrinth
I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. “You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush.” –Percy, The Battle of the Labyrinth
“It is a day when things…stir.”
The way he said it, stirring sounded absolutely sinister-like it should be a first-degree felony, not something you did to cookie dough.
“Okay,” Annabeth said, glaring at the centaur. “Thank you, Captain Sunshine.”
-Chiron and Annabeth, The Lost Hero
“It’ll be dangerous,” Nyssa warned him. “Hardship, monsters, terrible suffering”
“Oh.” Suddenly Leo didn’t look so excited. Then he remembered everyone was watching. “I mean… Oh, cool! Suffering? I love suffering! Let’s do this.”
-Nyssa and Leo, The Lost Hero
Suddenly there was a collective gasp. Everyone stared at Piper like she’d just exploded. –Piper, The Lost Hero
“Since the first Great Prophecy predicted the Titan War, we can guess the second Great Prophecy will predict something at least that bad.”
“Or worse,” Chiron murmured.
Maybe he didn’t mean everyone to overhear, but they did. The campfire immediately turned a dark purple.
-Rachel and Chiron, The Lost Hero.
“The Senate and the People of Rome. Though why you would burn that on you own arm, I don’t know. Unless you had a really harsh Latin teacher…” –Annabeth, The Lost Hero.
Even that horrible zit at the base of her nose, which she’d had for so many days she’d started to call it Bob, had disappeared. –Piper, The Lost Hero
“I can’t summon any more gas! Wow, that came out wrong. I mean the burning kind.” –Leo, The Lost Hero
Piper did better than that. She collapsed.
–Thalia and Piper, The Lost Hero
They were standing on the Aphrodite cabin’s table, and Piper had one foot in Drew’s pizza. –Piper, The Lost Hero
Lacy was bouncing up and down like she was trying to achieve liftoff. –Piper, The Lost Hero
A few other kids started to grin, as if they were enjoying the different colors Drew’s face was turning.
-Piper, The Lost Hero
We careened out of the Lincoln Tunnel and back into the rainstorm, people and monsters tossed around the bus. –Percy, The Lightning Thief
“You have offended the gods. You shall die.”
“I liked you better as a math teacher,” I told her.
-Mrs. Dodds and Percy, The Lightning Thief
“Braccas meas vescimini!” I yelled.
I wasn’t sure where the Latin came from. I think it meant “Eat my pants!” –Percy, The Lightning Thief
Behind her came two more old ladies: one in a green hat, one in a purple hat. Otherwise they looked exactly like Mrs. Dodds. Triplet demon grandmothers. –Percy, the Lightning Thief
“Hey guys!” Grover yelled somewhere above us. “I think she’s unconscious!”
“Maybe not,” Grover corrected.
-Grover and Medusa, The Lightning Thief
She’d also called me brave…unless she was talking to the catfish. –Percy, The Lightning Thief
“It only works on wild animals.”
“So it would only affect Percy,” Annabeth reasoned.
-Grover and Annabeth, The Lightning Thief
Our English teacher, Dr. Boring (I’m not kidding; that’s his real name), adjusted his glasses and frowned.
-Percy, The Demigod Files
Fortunately he’d shrunk back to normal size, so his hug was like getting hit by a tractor, not the entire farm. –Percy, The Last Olympian
"With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." -Nico, The Last Olympian
In a way, it's nice to know that there are Greek gods out there, because you have somebody to blame when things go wrong. For instance, when you're walking away from a bus that's just been attacked by monster hags and blown up by lightning, and it's raining on top of everything else, most people might think that's just really bad luck; when you're a half-blood, you understand that some devine force is really trying to mess up your day. -Percy, The Lightning Thief
"Yay!" he said. "Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!"
“So Zeus sent this magical flying ram with golden wool, which picked them up in Greece and carried them all the way to Colchis in Asia Minor. Well, actually it carried Cadmus. Europa fell off and died along the way, but that's not important."
Jumping out a window five hundred feet above ground is not usually my idea of fun. Especially when I'm wearing bronze wings and flapping my arms like a duck.
Hades raised an eyebrow. When he sat forward in his throne, shadowy faces appeared in the folds of his black robes, faces of torment,as if the garment was stitched of trapped souls from the Fields of Punishment, trying to get out. The ADHD part of me wondered, off-task, whether the rest of his clothes were made the same way. What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades' underwear?
"You're a half-blood, too?"
The cafe windows wrapped all the way around the observation floor, which gave us a beautiful panoramic view of the skeleton army that had come to kill us.
"How did you die?"
"Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die."
"So, you wrecked Alcatraz Island, made Mount St. Helens explode, and displaced half a million people, but at least you're safe."
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