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Poll: Who should win in the karaoke contest between Sweden and Denmark? I was thinking they should tie, but now I'm not sure. Sweden's song will be "Popular" and Denmark's song will be "New Tomorrow". Eurovision fans know why ;D Vote Now!
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Joined 06-10-11, id: 2980092, Profile Updated: 04-02-12
Author has written 3 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Ouran High School Host Club.

I. . .

Eat like America
Am an Otaku like Japan
Am as cowardly as Italy
Curse like Romano
Am as hard headed as England
Am as Awesome as Prussia
Am as perverted as France
Am as musical as Austria
Am as innocent as Liechtenstein
Am as quiet as Canada
Sleep like Greece
Am mysterious as Holy Rome
Am a chick like China
Am psychotic like Russia
Am as stoic as Germany
Wish I had an ass like Spain's
Am as violent as Switzerland
Am as manly as Hungary
As loud as Denmark (or louder XD)
As optimistic as Sealand
As short as Latvia
As smart as Estonia
Am as aloof as the Netherlands

I am a Hetalia Fan!

i am literally the most insane person i know. Most, wait, no, all of what i write is random yaoi/yuri couplings on whatever anime or manga has kept my interest for more than 5 min. Currently, that means hetalia. WARNING: below is an insanely long profile made up of mainly copy&pastes. If you read it entirely, PM me and i will give cyber-cookies!

OTPs:

GerIta

Giripan

Rochu

SuFin

Spamano

Franada

PruHun

SwissAus

UsUK

DenNor

IceHong

PolLIet


Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

When you're down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you.

You don't die of a broken heart... you only wish you did.

Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within. GOD who else wants to cry now??

Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

When your in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "damn that was fun!"

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying "You will die in seven days!"

A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?"

I called your boyfriend "gay" and he hit me with his purse!

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

People say every cloud has a silver lining. I'm not going to stand in a rainstorm long enough to find out.


I'm sick of the people who make fun of me
I'm sick of the people who can't truly see.
They say I'm a freak, that I'm no good.
They say they's get rid of me, if only they could.
They're scared that I'm different; they're scared that I'm me.
They're scared cause I'm who I want to be.

If those who call you a freak make you feel like this, post it on your profile.

Freaks of the world, unite!


If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!


Today, a mother called her son and got no reply.
Today, someone lost the love of their life.
Today, someone's house was reduced to rubble.
Today, someone tested positive for HIV.
Today, a father realized he had no money left to feed his children.
Today, a child was rejected by their parents because of who they loved.

Today, a baby was born.
Today, someone awoke from a coma.
Today, a flower bloomed.
Today, a couple was married.
Today, a soldier returned home.
Today, a child smiled to a stranger.

Today, someone ended their life.
Today, a new one began.


Do not lie to me
Do not lie to yourself
Do not hide from me
Do not hide from the world
Be true to me
Be honest to me
Say that you love me
For I love you so so so much
so much, so much...
that it hurts my heart deeply.
- Alfred F. Jones to Arthur Kirkland~


PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

-I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

-I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

-I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

-We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

-I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

-I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.

-I wish they could adopt me.

-I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

-I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

-We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

-I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

-I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

-I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

-I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

-I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

-I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

-I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

-I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

-I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

-I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

-I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!


33 Things to do in an Elevator:

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
23. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
24. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
25. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
26. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
27. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
28. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
29. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
30. Tell people that you can see their aura.
31. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
32. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
33. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom,Nuns N' Bagels, Damon.x.Baird.x, ita-chan01, Razzika, Lyn Gainsborough, Alexia The Hedgehog, Rainbow the hedgefox, Bekah the Hedgehog, OXOXPoisoned-AngelXOXO,savannahamminga,Frina17, Catsdon'tcry


When life gives me lemons, I make orange juice and leave the world to wonder how the hell I managed it.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

omg...tacos!

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's psychotic.

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Last night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the fuck is my ceiling?"

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

I'm not cynical, everything just sucks.

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

dude... what did you do with my cookies? COOKIE TERRORIST!


IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when we get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (oops. . . )

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (And you thought...?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." ( yes, im sure everybody tried that one!)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Oh yeah because kids are driving cars and operating machinery these days . . .)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (thats the point right...?... RIGHT?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (You would use this where, otherwise?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now i want to know! Whats the "other" use?)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (captain obvious has returned!!)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (You can get artificial artificial bacon? Wait, i DON'T want to know!)

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
(Seriosly? people have done this?)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
(as opposed to what, And how do you use regular soap?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children.
(okay, yeah. children now have access to knives?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(now how much did the person who wrote that one get payed?)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile (yups :3)


-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.


Everything here is edible. I'm edible, but that is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

Normal is just a setting on washing machines (just keep telling yourself that…)

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.


Why America has some issues...

1. Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America are there people who leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America are there people who use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America are there people who buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America are there people who use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America are there people who have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.


I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms
You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.


This story is Amazing

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart


21 ways to win a girls (specifically my) heart •
1. Hugs from behind.
2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other(don't make her grab yours).
3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.
4. Cuddle with her.
5. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING.
6. Write little notes.
7. Compliment her Honestly.
8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
9. Be super sweet to her.
10. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
11. Comfort her when she cries.
12. Wipe away her tears
13. Love her with all your heart.
14. Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say put me down but really she loves it).
15. Be a gentleman (hold the door for her).
16. Don't let your friends talk trash about her, it'll get back 2 her!
DONT ever act diff in front of ur friends than u r when its just u and her!!!!
17. Take her for a long walk at night!
18. Always bring a blanket where ever you go outside when its cold to comfort her and hold her close
19. NEVER LIE TO HER!!!!!! because then she will think everything you ever said to her was a lie, even i love you 20. No matter how tsundere, crazy, jealous, stupid, insane, yandere or whatever-mood-swing-shes-in like, hug her,calm her down, reassure her, and finally, promise/ remind her that you'll always do the things above 21.promise her that you would die for her, that you want only her. ◘Girls - repost this if you think it's sweet
◘Guys - repost this if you would do any of it


Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. (Ludwig. Who here sees the Hetalia reference!)

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow? (green)

3. Your first initial? (i)

4. Your month of birth? (february)

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? (white)

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. (Felicia. Who here sees the Nyotalia reference!)

7. Your favorite number? (3)

8. Do you like California or Florida more? (California!)

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? (a nice, relaxing, lake)

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). (I wish to fall in love.)

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(don't cheat- -)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completly in love with this person (Ha! so true! he is TOTALLY my type!)

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservitive and agressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. (well i AM laid back.)

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. (yay~!)

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. (another yay~!)

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it. (hnnn...INTERESTING!)

6. This person is your best friend. (HA! i dont even know someone name Felicia ;P)

7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime. (So true)

8. If you choose

California: You like adventure. (THAT I DO!)

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. (well, im not reserved, but other than that yeah!)

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday!


I know I'm not perfect,
I know I'm a geek, in many ways,
I know I listen to "Weird" bands,
I know I like to read,
I know I like school, even teachers.
BUT:
I know I have true friends,
I know I'm loved,
I know who I love,
I know I can overcome ups and downs.
And I know who I am.
Anything else you'd like to throw at me?


Calling me Fake, won't make you Real.
Calling me Stupid, won't make you Smart.
Calling me Weak, won't make you Strong.
Calling me Ugly, won't make you Pretty.
Calling me Poor, won't make you Rich.
Calling me Fat, won't make you Perfect?
So why bother?


-It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. :D

-I have more fictional boyfriends than you do. Beat that!-

-Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

-If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!

-"Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies!"

-I met some crazy people. They made me their leader!

-I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

-Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

-I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

That, my children, is called a wall. But beware, the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid, for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

-People used to call me names, but thats ok, they're dead now.

-Once you go fangirl you can never go back. (So true, so true...)

-"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (Why did I giggle at this one?)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I'm SHORT, so I MUST be a weak midget.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST be a coward.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I HATE WEARING SKIRTS, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (at least i THINK im pretty...)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (LOL XD im a girl too!)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be a crazy, vodka-drinking communist spy.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I've NEVER GOTTEN MY FIRST KISS, so I must be a LOSER.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black! (my best friend is black!)
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST love eating everything.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (???)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills
I read Comics/Manga, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (i ONLY stalk fanfiction!)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.(who else sees the hetalia reference?!?!)

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (Most cartoons are better than the other crap on TV nowadays.)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an OUTCAST
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be LESBIAN.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I CRY easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be an OUTCAST.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER.

I'm a TOMBOY so I MUST be a homosexual that's looking for attention.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one error.

Who here hates stereotypes?!?


WHEN I FLIP MY HAIR
-PLAY WITH MY HAIR

WHEN I RUN AWAY FROM YOU
- CHASE ME

WHEN I POUT MY LIPS
- KISS ME

WHEN I KICK & PUNCH
- HOLD ME TIGHT (DON'T KICK & PUNCH ME BACK)

WHEN I CALL YOU A LOSER
- JUST KNOW THAT YOUR MY LOSER

WHEN I AM SILENT
- IM THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU

WHEN I IGNORE YOU
- I WANT ALL YOUR ATTENTION

WHEN I PULL AWAY
- GRAB ME BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO

WHEN YOU SEE ME AT MY WORST
- TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL

WHEN I SCREAM AT YOU
- TELL ME YOU LOVE ME AND MEAN IT

WHEN YOU SEE ME WALKING
-SNEAK UP BEHIND ME GRAB ME BY THE WAIST AND GIVE ME A KISS

IF I DONT CALL YOU
- IM WANTING YOU TO CALL ME

WHEN IM SCARED
-HOLD ME AND TELL ME EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE I AM WITH YOU

WHEN I LOOK LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER
- KISS ME AND TELL ME NOT TO WORRY

WHILE I HOLD YOUR HANDS
- PLAY WITH MY FINGERS


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.


OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A moment of silence.


Name twelve of your favourite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.

1) FELIKS!

2) Elizaveth

3) Gilbert

4) Feliciano

5) Francis

6) Alfred

7) Ivan

8) Lukas

9) Lovino

10)Heracles

11) Antonio

12) Emil

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?
No, thank god!
2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Gilbert is awesomely smoking hot!

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Lithuania would get some balls, kich alfreds ass, and become the nations top super power!

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Well, duh!

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?
No, never!

6) Four/eight or four/nine?
Lovi/Feli, because i have to. Feli/Lukas is begging for me to kill someone.

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
Hit them with his pipe and tell their partners!

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
Elizaveth is trying to find Gilbert after a turbulent night out. Instead, she find a drunk American who misses his Iggy and finds resemblance in those green eyes.

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
I think so, but im not crazy enough to read them and find out!

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Under The Skirts!
11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
One ivolving a mutual hatred of france.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
I dont have anyone on my friends yet. T.T

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?
The Deliciuos Tomato Song or She's a Lady. The latter would by a Spamano fic.

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
M for gay rape and Elizaveth taping it all before passing it to Kiku

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Look at 7
18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

One involoving Italy's ignorance on Poland's cross-dressing
19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
see 12

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
see above

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
see above

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

No, Hungary belongs to Prussia, Italy belongs to Germany and France belongs to Canada!
23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Kiku

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Yesterday!

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Uh, duh! both of course!
27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Russia because he's Russia!
29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Creeped out beyond belief!


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean taking someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffine
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)


Bold What you would do or if you have a friend who does this ~

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would try to put the fire out on your house

BEST FRIENDS: Would be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen

FRIENDS: will pick you up when your down

BEST FRIENDS: will push you back down and laugh

FRIENDS: ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: will say you can do better

BEST FRIENDS: will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: will help you with your drug problem

BEST FRIENDS: are the ones who sold it to you

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!


Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.


If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.


And the ones that i personally hate to read, but believe in!:

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby, preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile..

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, put this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit over nothing at all, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers have do or has tried smoking pot. If you are part of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this to your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever attacked someone with joy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.


Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his friends,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER!

And once you find him,

~~~~~~~KEEP HIM~~~~~~


Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
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Quite Peculiar by Julia456 reviews
Just some ficlets and drabbles and what have you.
Leviathan series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 126 - Words: 125,011 - Reviews: 2093 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 2/27/2010 - [Alek F., Deryn S.]
A Day of Mercy by Slaycinder reviews
It probably meant nothing to him. To act so kindly toward a perfect stranger seemed to come naturally to him, normal and unworthy of mention. But it meant the world to Riku. To him, a single day of mercy could outshine a lifetime of suffering. It might even free him completely. Who knows? Maybe that boy will be the one to lift his curse, and guide him to the light. SoRiku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,859 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 11/3/2012 - [Riku, Sora] [Axel, Roxas]
Days of Their Lives by Sable-Reiver reviews
AU Drabble Collection, Multiple Pairings AkuRoku, SoRiku, Zemyx ; A peek at the normal lives as normal as they can be of the Kingdom Hearts characters. Fluff, mild humor. Warning: Contains coarse language.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,218 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Axel, Roxas
Senior Year by WeWriteTheTruth reviews
Lukas was determined he'd be miserable. He was going to be proven wrong. DenNor
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,511 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Denmark, Norway
How to Train Your Demon by Idonquixote reviews
Ciel is the son of Vincent, leader of the reapers and fearless demon slayer. Ciel is the weakest boy in the village. But now he's going to change his father's and everyone else's opinion of him: he's going to kill a demon. But that might not go well.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 82,528 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Waving Flag by Whyntir reviews
Ludwig Beilschmidt has trained ten long, hard years to become the best Meister the SWMA has ever seen, but when he is partnered with an air-headed Italian, the chemistry just doesn't seem to add up! Hetalia Characters ONLY! Various characters, and teams.
Crossover - Soul Eater & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,818 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Complete
I Saw it on Your Forehead by raybun reviews
The truth isn't always kind. Being able to read people and how they truly feel isn't as nice as it sounds, and Roxas has long since grown tired of it, but It's not like he can turn the ability off. AkuRoku, SoRiku, and other pairings.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 309,911 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Axel, Roxas
333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 34,124 - Reviews: 2175 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
Teammates by ChirpChirp1827 reviews
100 moments in which the team laughs, cries, and aches together. Contains boys in love and boys having strange conversations and boys just generally being dumb
Ōkiku Furikabutte/Big Windup!/おおきく振りかぶって - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 11,106 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 4/9/2012 - F. Mizutani, K. Izumi, Ren M., T. Abe
The Demon King by SnowQueen83 reviews
Mama used to tell me stories of monsters. That they liked to catch naughty children and take them away from their families forever. I believed those stories for a good many years, but they didn't stop me from being curious. Later Akuroku and lemon. Don't like, don't read
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,948 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Roxas, Axel
Trials and Tribulations by Miki Mechetta reviews
(High School AU: Sequel to For the Kids) Aster's in love. Jack can't sleep, Nick's oblivious, Sandy's amused, and Ana's about ready to kill them all. [Previously known as For The Shippers]
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 83,554 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North, Tooth - Complete
That's Up For Debate by Somepatriot reviews
"Hello, Mr. Cleavland," Arthur greeted, nodding his head. Jim pressed his lips into a thin, neutral expression. "Good Afternoon, Arthur." Arthur smiled, a demented sort of smirk, and shook the blonde bangs out of his eyes. "So, you're probably wondering why I'm duct taped to the ceiling." (US/UK) Highschool!AU-Debate Team
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,777 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - America, England/Britain
Can't Help Falling In Love by Somepatriot reviews
100 US/UK/US oneshots. A ton of AU's. To celebrate the perfect lovers.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 34,251 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 7/13/2012 - America, England/Britain
Hell to Pay by jmp22895 reviews
Alfred is a demon, on earth to kill a guardian angel and wreck as much havoc as possible. Arthur is the angel that has to kill him first. With both of them disguised as high school students, whoever gets found out first, dies. Unless they happen to fall for each other first.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 72,812 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - England/Britain, America
The Many Personalities of Spain by Writer-Girl-19 reviews
England casts a spell to rid himself of Spain. As expected it goes wrong; leaving Romano to deal with the many personalities of Spain. That sounds like a normal day for Romano, right? It would be if the personalities not had their own personifications.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 130,360 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
So, Is it safe to say I'm gonna score? by superheroninjadinosaurs reviews
The eighteenth birthday is when everyone get's their timer that allows them to know the exact moment they make eye contact with their soul mate, and the week leading up to Roxas's eighteenth birthday, is as normal as it ever will be.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Hyacinth by sea-salt kisses reviews
I know now that there will be other chances, times ahead for us where we can get it right. I won't remember you when I meet you again, but I know that I'll love you. I've always loved you. I'll remember you in the summertime. — Axel, Roxas, Sora. Southern Next Life AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,782 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Missing A Stranger by BlackGipsie reviews
Every day is the same for Roxas, just the way he likes it. Until a redheaded stranger from the cafe he goes to each morning no longer shows up, and Roxas doesn't know why it bothers him so much.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,350 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Scriptures of Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll by KingdomFlameVIII reviews
In which the punk that couldn't play an instrument to save his life meets a guitar prodigy that knew nothing but gospel music. AU AkuRoku. Rated M for lemon extracts and lingo.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,205 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Seven Years by MistyDeath reviews
The first date was usual something simple, casual and relaxing; a meet up at a café followed by a walk to some landmark area (like the beach, the town park, etc.) and then maybe a promise to see each other soon. It had absolutely nothing to do with being put in between a hot and bothered body and a grassy hill. Nope.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
I'd Build You a World by LJ9 reviews
Modern AU: The DunBrochs host a Highland games at the castle every summer, and Stoick drags Hiccup down for a visit.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,441 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Hiccup, Merida - Complete
No Such Thing As Coincidence by KuroRiya reviews
Falling in Love sucks. Falling in love with your best friends sucks more. What sucks the most? When that best friend is forced to move away. Welcome to Tino's life. Yaoi/BL. Lot's of fluff and some smexy time towards the end! SuFin, DenNor, HongIce, amoung other various pairings. But Mostly SuFin, of course.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 168,427 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Fourteen Days by KuroRiya reviews
Hei, KuroRiya brings you another SuFin! What else would I bring you? Tino, desperate for a friend, turns to the internet, and might have just met the man of his dreams. But why is this Swede so reluctant to meet him? Let's just say that there's something not quite "right" about Berwald. Can't tell you, would ruin the surprise! M for a reason, Eventually. SO bad at summaries.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,122 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Human Equations by kurosora1984 reviews
One delinquent punk sophomore plus one studious senior tutor times the power of 8-inch cock divided by initial antagonism times (40-minute tutoring period times 3 days a week times 4 weeks) equals boyfriends. Equation solved for EggDropSoup plus commission. Aku plus Roku equals there will be no actual math in this story because OW MY HEAD.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,386 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
As You Like It by Dawn Phantom reviews
Axel, you've never even spoken to her. "That's because I wouldn't know what to say!" Fine. I'll help you out. Pretend I'M the girl. What would you say to me? Woo me, Axel. Woo me.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Wings by sukikuro reviews
"People ask me a lot why I love him. Why I spend so much time chasing him when he never returns my feelings. It's because I see something they don't." Series of oneshots. SpainRomano AntonioLovino
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,144 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 12/19/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Swapped by rexlover180 reviews
Alfred F. Jones is a simple teenager at Hetalia World Academy. America is a simple nation trying to fix all the problems of the world. One day, they...switch? What happens when a nation has to live through high school and a teenage boy, all of the countries of the world? USUK Universe Crossover fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,551 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Countdown by Hellfire Pheonix reviews
AU If a clock could count down to the very moment you meet your soul mate, would you want to know? Once the clock strikes zero, Axel and Roxas learn that their intended soul mates are most certainly not female and angrily rebel against their destiny, but can you really change something as definite as fate? AkuRoku SoRiku Zemyx Cleon
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 109,956 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Axel, Roxas
Vente Latte by kurosora1984 reviews
It was one of those cute little coffee shops, one of those folks they call baristas, one of those regular customers, and one more little falling-in-love story. AkuRoku for MizukiYumeko
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Puppy Love by Zeplerfer reviews
Arthur and Alfred's dogs have a brilliant plan to bring the two together. USUK. Oneshot. Based on the opening scene of Disney's 101 Dalmatians.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,080 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/2/2013 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Full Control by miss atari reviews
Sometimes all it takes is one night of truths to forgive and try to forget... with a few drinks. Axel/Roxas.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,051 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Romantic by Teenage Mouse reviews
Arthur Kirkland is not a cynic. He's just a romantic living in the real world, and he knows he has to be logical sometimes. So when he decides True Love probably isn't going to find him, it only seems logical to build the perfect partner for himself, in the form of a personal android named Alfred. (Of course, as a romantic, Arthur should have known logic and love don't mix.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,621 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/28/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
To Tame a Viking by NocturnalUnicorn reviews
A young photographer named Tino meets a handsome viking named Berwald, who has been sealed away by a magic spell for centuries. Stranger yet, Berwald seems to think Tino is his wife! And what are these mysterious dreams Tino is having? SuFin M for LC
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,877 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Hybrid Theory by Hitsugi Zirkus reviews
It wasn't completely unheard of to mix with one different from you but to Zexion it was impossible to get anywhere NEAR this guy! I mean, a jock and a sociopath? Yeah, just two opposite species who were never meant to interact. Zemyx FINALLY COMPLETE!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 96,901 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
Monster by anchorise reviews
The first moment they met, they had a special connection. A connection only a hand full of people share; something called Hetalia, the ability to personify a country. Follow their lives as everything gets a hell of a lot deeper. ADOPTED!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,415 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Hungary, Prussia
A New Normal by Amelie Nockturne reviews
Percy spends the summer with his distant relatives, the Fentons. Percy doesn't believe in ghosts, but the creepy town of Amity Park might change his mind. Danny knows something is different about Percy, but will he put his own secret at risk to find out?
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,247 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Danny F., Percy J.
How I Got Saved by Bri Nara reviews
Toris was always bullied from day one. Can this new student, Feliks, cure a broken spirit? Warning: homophobia, suicidal themes, bullying, and Highschool AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,627 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
War by Nina-Irene reviews
As if war is something you can define with black and white print in the pages of a dictionary; as if war is something that breeds nothing but hate. (Short Gerita drabble inspired by Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart. Germany's POV.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2013 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
The Chameleon by Airplane reviews
Everything Rapunzel needed to know about the outside world could be taught by a mechanical chameleon. Right? Steampunk AU
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,458 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel
The Art of Letting Go by meeka-eela reviews
"They say that the truest test of love is being able to let someone go, because true love demands sacrifice. I don't know who 'they' are, but a large part of me wants to punch them in the face for being so f**king right." Roxas POV, one-shot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Greensleeves by Somepatriot reviews
-Extended Hiatus/Discontinued-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 54,539 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 6/16/2012 - England/Britain, America
Meddling with Princesses by Zeplerfer reviews
In which Arthur is a rebellious princess, Alfred is a clueless knight, Francis is a dashing prince, and Kiku is the dragon that has to put up with all of them. USUK. Loosely based on 'Dealing with Dragons.'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,120 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Keyboard Clatter by Somepatriot reviews
Alfred's not one of THOSE fans. But, well, it was only one ship. Only one roleplay. But it turned into something so much more. USUK threeshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,950 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Savior of Sweden by WeWriteTheTruth reviews
.. or so he was called that. SuFin
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,844 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Sweden, Finland
Signs that you're in love with your best friend by meeka-eela reviews
Roxas might have a little problem. Because, even if he won't admit it to himself, he has somehow managed to fall in love with his best friend. And the attraction is hard to ignore when all the signs are there. Rated T for language. COMPLETE.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,003 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Assumptions by meeka-eela reviews
"How does one even announce to their best friend that they're in love with them? Do you make them a card? 'Hey, this is kinda crazy but... when I got really drunk with my roommate last night I kinda sorta realized that I really, really like you, bro.' " SoRiku one-shot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,718 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Sora, Riku - Complete
United Nations High by Kagaya Daydreams reviews
Feliciano is a new student at the enormous United Nations High School, where the students are assigned the names of countries! But now Feliciano's lost on his first day! Can a mysterious blond boy help him around the school? Now available on AO3.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 48,106 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 3/29/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
The Song That No One Sings by QueenStrata reviews
AU. Zexion/Demyx. There's a song that hasn't been sung since ancient times, a song so magical it can make your dreams come true—even the ones that you never knew you had.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,842 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
A Picture's Worth by woodbyne reviews
Francis Bonnefoy is an artist who needs to get away from his life. While trying to rediscover himself, he discovers Matthew Williams, a college student who models for figure studies, and has a figure Francis would love to study. AU, CanFra/FraCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,019 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - France, Canada
Pointblank by worldaccordingtofangirls reviews
WWII AU: Arthur is a gifted volunteer doctor. Alfred is a bomber pilot. Love strikes us pointblank, right between the eyes, in the most inconvenient of places. The battlefield is no exception. USUK. Yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,161 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - America, England/Britain
European Kinks by JerichosPhantom reviews
Chapter seven:Norway: Magic/Folklore- 'Norway was uncomfortable. Norway was tense. Norway decided firmly that he should not, under no circumstances whatsoever, find Denmark talking about mystical and supernatural beings this hot.' Chapter 7 rated T for sexual themes. Chapter 6:Netherlands
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,404 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Norway, Denmark
In Want of a Wife by xGlass reviews
Berwald's life is turned upside down when he is accepted into Hetalia International University, and everything changes for the better when he catches a glimpse of his future wife who lives down the hall. Who cares if Tino doesn't accept it yet? All Human.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,073 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sweden, Finland
My Heart Soars by Somepatriot reviews
Alfred F. Jones was a pilot. Not a fighter pilot, or a teenager who has been flying since he could walk, or anyone special. No, Alfred F. Jones flew commercial planes. It was a dull, repetitive job that was only made bearable by his wonderful crew and the places he got to see. Until someone new was added to the crew and everything changed. 3shot USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,678 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Nervous Breakdown, Nine Innings by Ivydoll reviews
AbeMiha. How love grows from jealousy and admiration, possessiveness and trust. Drabbles and short stories closely following the actual episodes. HamaIzu, SuyaSaka, HanaiTaji, ShigaMomoe.
Ōkiku Furikabutte/Big Windup!/おおきく振りかぶって - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,396 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Ren M., T. Abe
Tracing Your Heritage Rewritten by A. bsolute T. ruth S. poken reviews
Left 14 years ago, a patchwork family of Lizzy-Am, Raimund, Fiore and Markus accidentally meet two seeming strangers, who will help them delve into the mystery of their parents and who they were, or are. USUK GerIta Edelweiss Swisstria . Past Mpreg. Family Story. Rewritten. Rated T for language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012 - America, England/Britain
10 Rules for Finding Mr Right by Lumeton reviews
Sora's sure his true love is somewhere out there. It's up to a bartender named Riku to introduce him to the basic rules of finding The One. Will it help?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,438 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Reasons Why I Love You by Ginkumo
[One-Shot] Sora tries to study but instead finds himself writing a list of reasons why he loves Riku (SoRiku) Dedicated to my love.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Sora, Riku
i think i know why the dog howls at the moon by paper piper reviews
the wild man stalked toward her. -jane/tarzan
Tarzan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2012
Can You Play Me A Memory? by Somepatriot reviews
It's nine o'clock on a Saturday. The Regular crowd shuffles in. There's an old man sitting next to me. Makin' love to his tonic and gin. He says, "Son, can you play me a memory? I'm not really sure how it goes. But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete; When I wore a younger man's clothes."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2012 - America - Complete
I Am by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
Once upon a time, there was a servant who fell in love with a high-ranking official. Suppressed by the family, the servant has no idea how to reveal to him the emotions. Here's the problem: both the servant and the official are men. And in the world where love is only seen between a man and a woman...things are going to get ugly.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 64,670 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - N. Italy, Germany, America - Complete
Love in 18 languages by random-fandom142 reviews
Wonder how Hetalia Academy couples show they love for one another? Want to know? Read and find out. T for swearing, some really sexy scenes
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,490 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012
Stupid Nicknames by Slaycinder reviews
Roxas is stressing out over an unfinished history paper. Fortunately for him, he has a friend to rescue him from his schoolwork-even if that friend 'does' call him by stupid nicknames. OneShot. AkuRoku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Foxfire by PixieDust291 reviews
In folklore, foxes are said to be powerful trickster spirits who use their magic for all manner of things. Alfred has been having some rather strange dreams ever since the accident in the woods when he was just a child. An accident he doesn't remember. His dreams all seem to revolve around one thing, a man with emerald eyes seducing him late at night in the darkness of a forest.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,607 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Blue, White, Red by George deValier reviews
Human AU. 1777; The American Revolutionary War. Three times, American rebel Alfred Jones meets British soldier Arthur Kirkland. One blue; one white; one red.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,981 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Make a Note of It by Sable-Reiver reviews
Notes are a brilliant form of communication. At least that's what Demyx and Zexion have found. Demyx/Zexion AU Drabble Collection
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Demyx, Zexion
Of Cigarettes and Nights Spent Being Lonely by curse of ondine reviews
They were all outcasts, freaks, and delinquents, and they had been sent here to become perfect, smiling, happy girls, just like society wanted them to be. DenNor, yuri, human AU. Title may or may not change.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Denmark, Norway
Heart and Sole by Manniness reviews
When Alice discovers who the right man is for her, she finds him slipping even further out of her reach. And when Hamish watches Alice disappear from his family's home, he begins stumbling upon Underland in the most unlikely of places. A friendship, a romance, and some shoes of importance. Alice/Tarrant romance. Alice/Hamish friendship.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 99,393 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Alice K., Hamish A. - Complete
I Love It by Pyromaanii reviews
There's many things Sweden will always love about Finland.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
From Pickpocket to Pirate by Yuu-chi reviews
Lovino does something both very brave and very, very stupid and lands himself aboard a pirate ship against his will. Perhaps picking the pockets of the famed Captain Antonio Fernandez Carriedo wasn't the best choice he's made.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,064 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Die Fee Verschwindet by twiiice reviews
"The Fairy Vanishes" - For Ludwig, a German soldier with nothing to lose, the line dividing reality and fantasy disintegrates when he stumbles upon an elusive fairy within an abandoned box, and finds himself in a world where dreams are all too real.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,396 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Germany, N. Italy
In the Darkest Corner by LucifernSatan reviews
Thanks to Sora's brother Leon, he's stuck spending his last summer of freedom before college working at a mental institute. What happens when his stubbornness gets the better of him and he's determined to get a certain patient to start talking again.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,260 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Riku, Sora
The Last Kiss Goodnight by Teenage Mouse reviews
England and his litle brother, America, are reunited once again. America is bigger now, he's a little older, and England is worried he won't want the hugs and kisses he used to love before. At first, nothing seems different, but that night, England realises that something has changed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/31/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Life and Times of Flynn Rider by rebelprincess11 reviews
Take a peek into the life of Flynn Rider through his... it's not a diary or a journal. Those are for girls, not men. Rated M for mild language and sexual references. Please read and review!
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,954 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Stop! Don't touch me there by ChibiSoulReader reviews
Just a list of 50 things hetalia characters are not allowed to do for there will be severe punishment crack-ish
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,668 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012
Locked Away by Iggycat reviews
When 14 year old Arthur Kirkland is evacuated from London during the Blitz, he dreads having to live with an American family. The Briton expects despair, loneliness, and lack of love- But what he doesn't expect, is to be wrong. Arthur's POV. USUK WW2 AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,078 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 12/30/2010 - England/Britain, America
Playground Affair by trois heures reviews
The hero always kisses his true love. And Alfred is definitely a hero...right?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The World and Its Problems by Somepatriot reviews
Look at a story. Back to mine. Sadly, that story isn't mine. But if it lost that stupid summary and wrote something like this, it could look like mine. Scroll down. Back up. Where are you? You're on a computer, about to click on this story. Oneshots.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,069 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011
Opa! by Happymood reviews
AU Culture shock would be too big of an understatement. Kiku really didn't like all those Greeks kissing him on the cheek but they were Herakles' family and Kiku loved him. So, he had to endure everything for his sake and smile. But... Giripan. DISCONTINUED.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,326 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Greece, Japan
If you're a bird, I'm a fluffy blanket by Frances Desmarais reviews
"I think I'd like to be a blanket." "Why?" "Because you don't need to do anything as a blanket. You just keep people warm and make them feel comfy, that's all." He shrugged. "I'd like you to be my blanket."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The House on the Other Side by anonabella reviews
How can something so wonderful be so wrong? How can something so wrong feel so right? This story centers the love between a 27-year old man and a 15-year old boy, and the things that pulls them apart.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,150 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Land Beyond Dreams by Echoes of Shadows reviews
Antonio is saved from death by someone he'd spoken to only a few times, but who lost his life in the process. Grief-stricken, he only wishes he could have gotten to know his saviour, when his dreams suddenly become reality...or are they still only dreams?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,388 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Abe's Gift by BlandImagination reviews
When his pitcher becomes less and less tolerable in his sleep, what's a catcher to do? BUY HIM SOMETHING. Slight Abe/Mihashi.
Ōkiku Furikabutte/Big Windup!/おおきく振りかぶって - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/5/2012 - T. Abe, Ren M.
The Italian and the Frog by Nezumi's Cheese reviews
One day, Prince Lovino meets a Spanish talking frog named Antonio in the forest and is immediately repulsed. Unfortunately, said happy frog has no intention of leaving him alone. Vaguely based off the fairytale, "The Frog Prince." AU. Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,144 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
My Total Conquest of Pretty Boy by Shizuka Aralia reviews
So my life totally sucked just then. Like seriously it did. But then this random guy named Toris like totally tripped on my foot. LietXPoland AU M for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,932 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Poland, Lithuania
The Gentleman and The Hero by Teenage Mouse reviews
World Academy students have been paired up for an anonymous email exchange program, so they can talk to someone about school and personal problems in private. These are the emails of two students nicknamed 'The Gentleman' and 'The Hero'. Gakuen AU, email.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,732 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
What If I'm Not Gay? by L.Hawk reviews
Romano and Belarus come together to get drunk and try to forget that the objects of each of their affections is not the right sexuality to appreciate them. They meet two human men, and Romano goes on a drunken rant about the futility of love. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Belarus - Complete
Don't Mind the Make Out Session Behind Me by Worm Of The Books reviews
AU. Human names are used. Feliciano just wanted some pasta. Will he settle for a mate instead? Summary really, really sucks. GerIta;USUK;FraCan;AustriaXHungary;GreeceXJapan;RomanoXSpain;RoChu. Rated M for later ;D I do not own the cover.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,652 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
A Western Love Story by rexlover180 reviews
Arthur, a simple Englishman, has just moved to a small town in Oklahoma in 1907. He knows enough about himself to know that he is in love with a cowboy. But the cowboy's not so sure about it. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,552 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Bandaid by Domomomo reviews
This is why Veneziano cannot fall in love. Germany/Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Can You Feel the Love Tonight by Axsics reviews
Prucan oneshot based off the Lion King song 'Can you feel the love tonight' I do not own Hetalia or Lion King o-O! Hope you enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Bubbly by Scyrie reviews
Tilting his head, the blonde happily closed his eyes. "And only Liet can make me like, totally bubbly !"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
Read My Lips by Terra Saltt reviews
Tino enjoys the comfort of a quiet library and dreaming minds when he picks up on the charming thoughts of a perfect stranger. Has Berwald found someone that can fully understand him, even when he is silent? MindReader!Tino x Deaf!Berwald AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,782 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Finland, Sweden
Talking on Paper by IdiotFromOsaka reviews
AU. Kiku Honda lives in a world of silence, finding his only escape from reality in his daily art class. Herakles Karpusi is a normal guy. Paired together on a school project, an unlikely friendship is formed, through nothing more than writing. GiriPan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,275 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Greece, Japan
In Case of an Emergency by LadyOfThePens reviews
Turns out, in an emergency, all you have to do is dance. Ve , but it's so difficult dancing with Ludwig. Can't we just eat gelato and make white flags instead? Pasta ! The rating is because big brother Lovino. Ciao ! Italy's POV
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
His Favorite Customer by chibi-excel reviews
Romano has moved to America with his family, where they opened up a restaurant. There he gets the pleasure of having the bad touch trio as customers. He then has the luck of a certain Spaniard deciding to go after him. Spamano Prucan GerIta sebsea
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,160 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 6/1/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
20th Century Fox by Sen-chan21 reviews
A series of drabbles about the relationship between America and England in the last half of the 20th century. Similar to my "Hello World" series but all USxUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,568 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Thousand Years by We Are Unforgetable reviews
Based off of Christina Perri's 'A Thousand Years' USUK!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/24/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Seventh Guardian by Goldpen reviews
When the feuding between clans can cause the destruction of the world, it will take the cooperation of the seven Guardians to save it. Full summary inside, AU, YAOI, LietPol and others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,379 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Lithuania, Poland
50 reasons why I love you by Whysuke reviews
50 Reasons why Alfred Loves Arthur /USxUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Strawberries by sukikuro reviews
"Savoring the faint taste of strawberry that always hangs off my boyfriend..." LithuaniaPoland, LietPol, drabble, some hurt/comfort?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
Love by sukikuro reviews
"Feelings are complicated, twisted things." Spamano drabble. Lovino's POV. Enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Mercy Rule by NearTheEnd reviews
Two rival football teams battle it out to get to the Nationals. But what happens when opposing players become star-crossed lovers? Mainly Spamano, USUSK, GerIta with side pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,599 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 3/11/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Regretfully Yours by p0ck3tf0x reviews
It should have been an issue that neither of them could speak the same language. Somehow, though, it did not matter if it was just a single door between them or a thousand miles; there was one language both of them understood. Love needed no words.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,775 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
A Habit by Wedding Cake reviews
Denmark has developed a habit that he must do every night. /Written for a friend./
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Eastern Hearts by Kousagi7Yami reviews
Another installment in my "Hearts" Series. Russia and china's turn Forgive the title, which I fixed
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/30/2012 - China, Russia - Complete
Passion by coeurgryffondor reviews
Sometimes when Ludwig comes to him he holds him too tightly, kisses him too strongly, answers too quickly the question, "Are you alright?" But that's ok, because Feliciano understands. / WWII
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Sleepless by auris reviews
Denmark tries to sleep in a bed with Norway but gets kicked out all the time. Time for plan B!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Cold December Night by Car reviews
All England wanted was one kiss from America, and if wearing a -not ugly at all, thank you very much- sweater and wallpapering his penthouse with mistletoe was how it was going to happen- so be it. Christmas collaboration with simplytrop
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,033 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/24/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
All I Want, All You Need by Cygrus reviews
Emil has been moved to England from Iceland to live with his brother and attend school. He has no intentions of making friends, but when a new student from Hong Kong arrives, he has to worry more about not falling in love. And his licorice supply.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,737 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Iceland, Hong Kong
My Soulmate by Teenage Mouse reviews
Twelve year old Arthur decides to try a spell to find out the identity of his soulmate. Hints at USUK in the future, but they're just kids at the moment.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/13/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The First World Academy by eachandeveryday reviews
At a prestigious new academy, students from every country have been invited to attend. New friends will be found and enemies made. See what trouble lies in store for the experimental school's new students. Warnings: yaoi, smut in later chapters
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,010 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - America, England/Britain
Germouser and the Tramp by atlantiandragoness reviews
Johann always thought that his cushy house-cat life was perfect, but when a stray tomcat known as Gino wanders into his life, his whole world gets flipped upside-down. Nekotalia!Gerita. Based on 'Lady and the Tramp'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,047 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Amusement Park Madness! by Kagaya Daydreams reviews
Feliciano seeks the help of the Hetalia Matchmaker Association. This Association consists of Elizaveta, Bella, Kiku, and Francis. Plus some outside help of course! Will their plan to get fiery Italian Lovino and carefree Spaniard Antonio together work?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,973 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
His Butler, Instructing by RenaeChan77 reviews
Life in high school is tough, especially if you're Ciel Phantomhive. Some wierd blonde kid is bothering you. Plus, a strange but hot teacher is watching you. Another 2 years here? SebasCiel FTW! UPDATED! R&R!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,422 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Things We Lose by hyaloid fiction reviews
Various crossover drabbles from both APH and the Leviathan series by Scott Westerfeld.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Leviathan series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Austria, Alek F. - Complete
Hello, My Name Is 'Queer' by KyraEdenRayne reviews
Matthew is just a regular kid going through high school. Unfortunately for him, he's always been labeled as 'gay', 'queer', you name it. He really doesn't want to believe these names, but maybe his mind will change when meeting a certain albino. PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,208 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Canada, Prussia
Catch Me by bowlerhatfringe reviews
Favouritism is word Lovino learned at the age of three. AU Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/21/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Lady and the Tramp by Anella-Nightheart reviews
He's a lucky little "lady" who's been catered to, pampered and indulged. He's a carefree rascal, totally independent always into mischief. He's a little angel, and he's full of the devil. But put them together and it could only lead to one thing...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,371 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
Crescent Meadows by chibi-excel reviews
Tyr is being forced by his brother to get a summer job. After pulling some strings his brother gets him one with the daycare his friend Yao runs. There he meets his younger cousin Kaoru, who takes to making his life hell. HKIce,RoChu,DenNor Poss. M later
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,182 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Iceland, Hong Kong - Complete
The Curious Sealand by Icelilly reviews
Sweden and Finland recently returned from a trip to Hawaii and invited the other Nordics for a get-together. Meanwhile, Sealand is determined to find the meaning of a word he learned. But why won't anyone tell him what it means? SuFin. Contains sex talk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/18/2011 - [Sweden, Finland] Sealand, Denmark - Complete
Underwater Land by satsukiarisa reviews
Human names and A.U: Antonio was a merman. Lovino hated water. It was truly a match made in heaven.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,352 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Perfect Hearts by Kousagi7Yami reviews
The seventh, long awaited, installment of my "Hearts" Series! It's Feli and Ludwig's turn!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Smitten by Airplane reviews
The sad, sad story of Pascal's unrequited love
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Pascal - Complete
Wipe Those Tears, My Love by condesce reviews
Alfred recalls his favourite moments with Arthur, but things are not as they should be. / USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Wherever You May Go by Verboten Byacolate reviews
USUK. And you wouldn't think this narcissistic buffoon could grow nervous over one late call, would you?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/23/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
So Bad at This by gossamer - glass reviews
#Rome/Germania and side pairings, sex implications and cursing# Rome and Germania really fail at watching over their grandchildren and protecting them from the evils of sex - even when said grandchildren are right under their noses.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Germania, Ancient Rome
Crossover! by Nariko-Stepfanie713 reviews
**UPDATED** Basically, this is a fanfic crossover between Yamato Nadeshiko Shichi Henge Wallflower and Ouran High School Host Club. Ms. Nakahara has enrolled Sunako and the other 4 into the Ouran High School for Sunako to be ladylike. All chaos erupts...
Crossover - Wallflower & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,045 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 1/25/2008
I Can Never by gossamer - glass reviews
Rules for what the countries are not allowed to do. Rated T for swearing, sexual innuendo, and violence. First three chapters are the Bad Touch Trio.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 12,491 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Complete
Death the Kid's International Incident by PwnedByPineapple reviews
Several nations of the world arrive at Shibusen for some friendly negotiations with Lord Death. Too bad no one thought to tell Kid about it.
Crossover - Soul Eater & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Complete
Let's get Cooking by TrueDespair reviews
Watanuki can cook. Arthur can't. Let's see what would happen if they were to be over a hot stove. Pairings to come: USUK, DouWata.- On Hiatus!-
Crossover - xxxHOLiC & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,859 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - K. Watanuki, England/Britain
Commonwealth Hearts by Kousagi7Yami reviews
The sixth installments of my "Hearts" series. Lithuania and Poland's turn!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
Northern Hearts by Kousagi7Yami reviews
The fifth installment in my "Hearts" series. Denmark and Norway's turn! High Shool AU I finally know what that means!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Don't Ever Change by condesce reviews
Arthur has an insecurity and Alfred reassures him / USUK Fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 71 - Published: 10/25/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Hearts by Kousagi7Yami reviews
In a world where your heart is visible, would you be vulnerable enough to show yours? Oneshot, USUK, Human names used. Better than it sounds, trust me.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/17/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Hands by Rosa Angelicus reviews
It was a stupid childhood habit of his, noting down how temperate a person's hands were. And yet, he couldn't help but note how warm they were when he met Demyx... ZexionDemyx, fluffiness, etc etc
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,662 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
In Which Each Nation Has A Wish by S'moreo reviews
"It does not matter who, or what you are." Staring at the nation in front of her, Yuko's red eyes were strong and unwavering. "You came here because you have a wish, and I can grant it."
Crossover - xxxHOLiC & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - K. Watanuki
Unnatural Light by Imbrii reviews
AU. Doumeki, a Seeker whose duty is to capture witches, runs into a male witch and finds his life suddenly much more complicated. 104.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,637 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki
A Road to El Dorado Parody by meggannn reviews
What in the name of all things sexually ambiguous is this?
Road to Eldorado - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,878 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Miguel, Tulio - Complete
60 Ways of Hetalia by killahxbunnay reviews
Ways to annoy them, ways to know if you're addicted, ways to love them! They're all here!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/9/2009
Inanimate Objects Love by Yukitsu reviews
The boys' belongings also have a mind of their own and relate their experiences with their respective masters.
Ōkiku Furikabutte/Big Windup!/おおきく振りかぶって - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/9/2008
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The Newbie Hosts reviews
What happens when Renge suddenly adds 6 new members to the host club? And why are two of them married? Rated T for language! Pairings: DenNor, SuFin, HongIce and more
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Tamaki S., Denmark
The World King reviews
A Hetalia Lion King Crossover. Thats all there is it to it. Please R&R! Couplings include: USUK, Sufin, Spamano, and more.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,322 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - America, England/Britain
Go Google it! reviews
So first fanfic. It probably crackish but its a version of Go google it w/DenNor. Link in story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Denmark, Norway - Complete