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Author has written 12 stories for Warriors, Ninjago, Pokémon, Rise of the Guardians, and Hunger Games.
Don't hesitate to PM me if you want to talk, roleplay, or if you're just bored. But please state your purpose in your PM. :3
:33>> *She says* Currently searching for a Homestuck RP buddy! Just through PM though, I don't do good with forums at the moment. :'D
Name: You can call me Kaori. :3
Town: Um... Stalker-much, anyone?
Favorite color: Any color blue of green, I can't choose!
My profile picture is my fursona.
I love a weird mix of stuff. First off, my favorite books are Harry Potter, the Last Dragon Chronicles, and Warriors. My favorite kind of songs are anything, so long as it sounds right, and my favorite animes are RosarioVampire and Kuroshitsuji. I've loved writing since I was little and I was always encouraged towards my goals, and still am by friends and family alike.
Visit my forums here:
There's two forums, Warriorsand Pokemon.
Also, to see me and a couple of my friends being idiots for science, go here!
I'm the fat kid. XD
Cast of Rising From the Ashes:
I love her. She's smart but disagrees (except in science!). She's beautiful but doesn't like to be told so. She's got the most bright and cheerful personality. It doesn't matter how bad a day I've had, she can always manage to make me smile and laugh. I hate that she lives halfway across the country.
Go look in my short favorite authors list, you'll find her there; awyeah21.
My Friends (in no particular order):
Dragon, Dragonclaw (Dragonclaw11)
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
Do people in England sit around and try to sound like Americans, like we try and have British accents?
Don't knock at Death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS! :D
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
Confucius says: Man who stand in middle of road get hit by bus.
I haven't lost my mind! I sold it on eBay.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff
My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.
The one who smiles when all goes wrong has thought of someone to blame
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
If our parents are always wanting us to sit down and shut up, then why did they ever teach us to walk and talk?
I made time fly one day. The next day I slept late.
Some say the glass is half empty, others half full, all's I want to know is who the Dark Forest is drinking my water!
You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid...
We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."
“You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.” -
“He who laughs last didn't get it.”
What is another word for "thesaurus"?
“When there's a will, I want to be in it.”
The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last."
"I'm not suffering from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.
People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Hmm...I wonder...
My favorite word is sarcasm.
"I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!"
Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day but set the man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
It's all fun and games until the other person loses their sanity.
I've got things to break, people to laugh at, objects to drool over and who knows what else.
A piece of cheese could come up with a plan more cunning than that.
I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.
Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies?
Come to the light side. We have PUDDING!
Welcome to the light side. Heh, sorry, but we ran out of pudding.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.
"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" -ParisHilton
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese; there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. it's ether my mom or dad, or my older brother Collin, or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu, but I think it's Colin.
Why is it that some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
"Never hire a colorblind electrician."
If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.
The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Ooooo...a life. Where can I download one?
"Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face."
The quietest place on earth is theParachuteCompanyComplaintCenter.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
When in doubt, make words up!
“I am sick of people having a near death experience and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!”
Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?
Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
There is always a light at the end of a tunnel; just pray it isn’t a train.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Kids are the future. Be afraid, be very afraid!
Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.
If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP!
I don't have a dog. I eat my own homework.
The grass may be greener, but it's just as hard to mow!
If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now would I?"
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.
Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
The only reason people are afraid of saying goodbye is that they think there will never be another hello.
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