Author has written 22 stories for Harry Potter, That '70s Show, and Hunger Games.
Current obsessions? Harry Potter, the Hunger Games, House, That 70's Show, Alexander Ludwig, Tom Felton, and many others.
Some of you may have noticed that I have taken a break from my Harry Potter fanfics, and for that I am truly sorry. I've been having writer's block about them, and I was recently introduced to the fact that no, I am not the only Clato shipper out there. So that explains my recent obsessive Clato one shots. I won't say I'll never return to my Harry Potter fanfics, but it might be a while.
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"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow."
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough."
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye."
"A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an argument about who's going to get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke."
"Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away."
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
"Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car."
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one."
"The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits."
"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you."
"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. "
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse."
"Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources"
"Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry."
"I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours."
"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
"Saying 'I notice you're a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan. Why is that?' In fact, it seems to me that most contemporary insults are pretty lame. Even 'lame' is kind of lame. Saying 'You're lame' is like saying 'You walk with a limp.' Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent, and he's done all right for himself."
"Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid."
"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead."
"Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?"
"Never memorize something that you can look up."
"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid."
"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."
"A literary academic can no more pass a bookstore than an alcoholic can pass a bar."
"I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened."
"Black holes are where God divided by zero."
"Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone."
"If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?"
"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose."
"Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be."
"If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster."
"Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door."
"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is."
"I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it."
"The world is a stage and the play is badly cast."
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it."
"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason"
"If an optimist had his left arm chewed off by an alligator, he might say in a pleasant and hopeful voice, "Well this isn't to bad, I don't have a left arm anymore but at least nobody will ever ask me if I'm left-handed or right-handed" but most of us would say something more along the lines of "Aaaaaa! My arm! My arm,!"
"1492. As children we were taught to memorize this year with pride and joy as the year people began living full and imaginative lives on the continent of North America. Actually, people had been living full and imaginative lives on the continent of North America for hundreds of years before that. 1492 was simply the year sea pirates began to rob, cheat, and kill them."
"If you are a student you should always get a good nights sleep unless you have come to the good part of your book, and then you should stay up all night and let your schoolwork fall by the wayside, a phrase which means 'flunk'."
"A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory."
"Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings."
"Adam was but human - this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden. The mistake was in not forbidding the serpent; then he would have eaten the serpent."
"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is ‘God is crying’. And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is ‘Probably because of something you did."
"I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong."
"When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway."
"As I am sure you know, when people say "It's my pleasure", they usually mean something along the lines of, "There's nothing on Earth I would rather do less."[...]"
"Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go."
"People say, 'I'm going to sleep now,' as if it were nothing. But it's really a bizarre activity. 'For the next several hours, while the sun is gone, I'm going to become unconscious, temporarily losing command over everything I know and understand. When the sun returns, I will resume my life.'
If you didn't know what sleep was, and you had only seen it in a science fiction movie, you would think it was weird and tell all your friends about the movie you'd seen.
They had these people, you know? And they would walk around all day and be OK? And then, once a day, usually after dark, they would lie down on these special platforms and become unconscious. They would stop functioning almost completely, except deep in their minds they would have adventures and experiences that were completely impossible in real life. As they lay there, completely vulnerable to their enemies, their only movements were to occasionally shift from one position to another; or, if one of the 'mind adventures' got too real, they would sit up and scream and be glad they weren't unconscious anymore. Then they would drink a lot of coffee.'
"If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny."
"The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised."
"One thing vampire children are taught is, never run with a wooden stake."
"Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny."
"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad."
"The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug."
"You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night to write."
"Being a writer is a very peculiar sort of a job: it's always you versus a blank sheet of paper (or a blank screen) and quite often the blank piece of paper wins."
"Write the kind of story you would like to read. People will give you all sorts of advice about writing, but if you are not writing something you like, no one else will like it either."
"The first draft of anything is shit."
"Writing is a way of talking without being interrupted."
"By now, it is probably very late at night, and you have stayed up to read this book when you should have gone to sleep. If this is the case, then I commend you for falling into my trap. It is a writer's greatest pleasure to hear that someone was kept up until the unholy hours of the morning reading one of his books. It goes back to authors being terrible people who delight in the suffering of others. Plus, we get a kickback from the caffeine industry..."
"Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia."
"Cram your head with characters and stories. Abuse your library privileges. Never stop looking at the world, and never stop reading to find out what sense other people have made of it. If people give you a hard time and tell you to get your nose out of a book, tell them you're working. Tell them it's research. Tell them to pipe down and leave you alone."
"There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are."
"Nothing's a better cure for writer's block than to eat ice cream right out of the carton.
— Don Roff
"Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square hole. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do."
"True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country."
"The top two movies at the box office this weekend were 'High School Musical 3' and 'Saw V.'
One movie features gruesome onscreen torture that is difficult to watch and the other is about a guy with a saw."
"High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless."
"I'd had nearly four years of experience looking at these clocks, but their sluggishness never ceased to surprise. If I am ever told that I have one day to live, I will head straight to the hallowed halls of Winter Park High School, where a day has been known to last a thousand years."
"Prison is like high school--with knives."