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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.
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The Lucky Ones by Holz9364 reviews
Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy are dating, and they have just graduated from Hogwarts. To celebrate they are having a meal, with both of their parents. An inevitable argument leads to Draco telling his son, and Hermione telling her a daughter a story about two kids, a Slytherin and a Gryffindor and how their story ended... T for some swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,232 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 4/18/2013 - [Rose W., Scorpius M.] Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Otherwise Engaged by Epona's Chosen reviews
Ron comes back after breaking up with Lavender, only to find Hermione otherwise engaged... to the ferret.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Game Of Chess by Epona's Chosen reviews
Ron looked at Hermione and squirmed under her glare, laughing uneasily. "Well... you see..." he mumbled, not meeting her eyes. "Malfoy challenged him to game of chess," Dean said, ignoring Ron's panicked look and desperate plea to shut up. "If Ron wins, he'll get a hundred galleons, but if Malfoy wins you have to go on a date with the ferret."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Past Catches Up by espertortuga reviews
Ian accidentally tells Anthony's girlfriend about his secret past with him while drunk at a party. Will Ian ultimately be responsible for the destruction of his and Anthony's relationships, or worse, Smosh?
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,568 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Smosh
Following Granger by SparksCrimson reviews
Draco Malfoy decides to follow Hermione Granger during a Hogwart's drill into the Forbidden Forest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
My Last Day for You by AmeliaaXavier reviews
Every Death Eater need to be punished for their action during the war. Does Draco Malfoy need to be punish too? How can Hermione cope with this situation? Will she do anything to stop the progress? Will this love story end with a happy ending or a tragedy love story that is going to haunt her entire life?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pocky by espertortuga reviews
When Ian and Anthony play the Pocky game on an episode of Lunchtime with Smosh they seem to get more than they bargained for. Rated T for language, m/m kissing Fluff, angst, humor
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Smosh - Complete
Should I tell? by Shadystar95 reviews
After the Game Bang punishment was over, Matt Sohinki decides to tell Mari Takahashi his true feelings about her, only problem is how will she react? Sohinki's point of View. Marinki. Based on Hedgehog Kombat, a Game Bang episode on Smosh Games.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Smosh - Complete
Red Hands by Bex-chan reviews
"Comparatively, he was a wolf and she was a sparrow." A story without an ending, but a story nonetheless. A story about Firewhiskey, tea, and murder. Dramione one-shot. Warfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,851 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 92 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Relaxation by usernamesarecool reviews
Smosh: Ian/Anthony. Anthony helps Ian relax after a long day of filming.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Smosh - Complete
A Ride with Draco Malfoy by SparksCrimson reviews
Hermione Granger unexpectedly gets a ride from Draco Malfoy during a game of Quidditch. He isn't so interested in catching the golden snitch. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Gap In The Curtains by Epona's Chosen reviews
It appeared Draco hadn't been so meticulous in his curtain drawing and there was a gap a couple of inches wide. Blaise looked through it from where he sat in his bed, expecting to see the typical pale hair, but instead all he could see of life in the cocoon was an unmistakable head of bushy caramel hair... *Entry for School Subjects and Honeydukes Competitions on HPFC*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
My Guardian Angel- A Smosh Fanfic by DesertDarkfire reviews
Just a typical day filming Ian is Bored, when the unthinkable happens. WARNING-Character death! Bring tissues. :(
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Smosh - Complete
Swayed by espertortuga reviews
Ian and Anthony are both around 14 in this story. It takes place at Anthony's old house and they're having some kind of sleepover when Ian has a burning question on the tip of his tongue for his friend. Ianthony
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Smosh - Complete
Dominance by espertortuga reviews
The two YouTube stars decide to do a photoshoot that involves Anthony duct taping Ian to the wall at one point. Ianthony warning: Explicit Sexual Content, male pairing.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Smosh - Complete
Miserable Drinking by Epona's Chosen reviews
Ginny Weasley never thought she'd see the morning when she visited Hermione and found her in bed with Draco Malfoy. She was frozen for a moment, staring at the couple and wondering how drunk they both must have been last night. *Entry for Laux14's Greek Mythology Competition on HPFC*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Three Goodbyes by Resa Aureus reviews
One meeting. Two children. Three Goodbyes. This is an epilogue-compliant one-shot about Hermione and Draco and their lives over the span of about twenty years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
One Year by usernamesarecool reviews
Smosh: Ian/Anthony. It's 2018, and Ian and Anthony are both 31. Smosh ended three years ago. Ian is now a sci-fi novelist living in Jersey with Melanie, and Anthony is a web designer, married to Kalel with a baby on the way. Everything is normal, until Ian realizes that he hasn't seen Anthony in one year, and decides to spend Christmas in California with his best friend.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Smosh - Complete
A Twitter Questions Confession? by xNomNomx reviews
Ian and Anthony do lunch time with Smosh, as usual, but when a twitter question turns into an embarrassing confession for Anthony, it's up to Ian to decide what to do. NOTE: I don't really ship Ianthony, but I write fanfics for them sometimes. :3
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Smosh - Complete
Wear Me Out by usernamesarecool reviews
Smosh: Ian/Anthony. Ian and Anthony are alone together for the first time after a big argument.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Smosh - Complete
Broom Cupboard are Brilliant Additions by dramioneromione12 reviews
Hermione and Draco get stuck in a broom cupboard... stuff happens. Kissing and Cuddling..oh Merlin! Rated T for language. *6th year*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Unobtainable Happiness by Resa Aureus reviews
Draco wants to sleep. But the promise of tea and conversation prove too much a temptation. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,301 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Seriously who would shag her? by hypergurl221 reviews
Hermione over hears what her friends REALLY think of her. Who will be there to wipe away her tears?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Prank by espertortuga reviews
Anthony tries pulling a little prank on Ian, but will his plan work, or end up backfiring? Ianthony
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Smosh - Complete
Somebody's Secret by Glalie773 reviews
"Hermione," she repeated, "don't be someone's secret. Ever." Too late.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Rewritten Punch by Epona's Chosen reviews
When Hermione punched Draco in third year, Draco ran off. This is what happened if he'd stood up to her, of course, he didn't plan on standing up to her ending the way it did...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Phases by usernamesarecool reviews
Smosh: Ian/Anthony. Ian is always going through phases, but his new one is a little strange.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Smosh - Complete
Just Us by usernamesarecool reviews
Smosh: Ian/Anthony. A shared hotel bed forces Ian and Anthony to examine their relationship.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Smosh - Complete
Their Last Goodbye by espertortuga reviews
The Final Smosh. Anthony plans on moving, therefore Ian is finally faced with what he always knew would come: Filming the final episode of Smosh. Ianthony, but more friendship based.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,185 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Smosh - Complete
Little, Fragile Toys by Bex-chan reviews
"That incident, their first kiss, always reminded her of a car crash; people often described how they could recall every moment before and every moment after, but the impact itself was lost or hazy, like when you find a new bruise and can't remember where it came from. And Hermione could genuinely remember every detail that followed the impact. Every detail." Dramione. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,232 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 220 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Awesome Shorts! by espertortuga reviews
Lunchtime with Smosh Awesome Shorts Edition! Warning: Explicit Content!
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Smosh - Complete
Maple Syrup Soaked Pancakes Ianthony by Ciaura reviews
It's Valentines Day and things aren't going so well between Anthony and his girlfriend. How will Ian cheer up his friend and secret crush? Contains the pairing of Ian/Anthony.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Smosh - Complete
Silhouettes by Bex-chan reviews
"He would've known her silhouette in a room made of shadows." A ghost story that's not about ghosts at all. Dramione one-shot. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,842 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 105 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Free Show by juliedaubigny reviews
Natasha has taken to wearing as little clothes as possible around the Avengers' mansion and everyone has noticed. Everyone that is, except for Clint. Fluffy stupid. Smutty at the end. Sort of OOC Natasha but whatever. Clintasha. Blackhawk.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Assumptions by angel-death-dealer reviews
"They're sleeping together," Tony decided loudly one morning, as his hangover saw him eaten cereal that Steve passed him in last nights shirt, his boxers and his sunglasses.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 115 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Whiplash by espertortuga reviews
A day in the life of Smosh episode 5, with an interesting alternate twist. Ianthony
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Smosh - Complete
Thirty Times Lucky by galfoy reviews
"Granger, I can't hire you on any longer," Draco said. Hermione stared at him. Losing her job might actually mean losing the War, and she had to bargain, but there was literally nothing she had that he would want. Or was there?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,170 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I'll Walk Right Beside You by usernamesarecool reviews
Smosh: Ian/Anthony. Ian's wedding is called off at the last second, which gives Anthony an idea.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Smosh - Complete
A Day in the Life of a Tree by frostykitten reviews
Strange things are happening in the Forbidden Forest. Hogwarts might never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Just One Kiss by usernamesarecool reviews
Smosh: Ian/Anthony. Ian and Anthony have to kiss in their newest video. They decide to practice first.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Smosh - Complete
Waiting Up by usernamesarecool reviews
Smosh: Ian/Anthony. Ian comes home drunk one night, and Anthony isn't quite sure what to do with him.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Smosh - Complete
Graveyard Valentine by Bex-chan reviews
Hermione thought she was the only person in the world who would spend Valentine's Day in a Graveyard, but she was wrong. He's there. Every single year, with his gloves, roses, and answers. Dramione Valentine's Day one-shot. Post-Hogwarts. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,193 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 1,992 - Follows: 216 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Begging, Please by Nijimi Daiquiri reviews
Anthony/Ian?
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Smosh - Complete
Upholding the Law by frostykitten reviews
Hermione takes over the files of a coworker while he goes on vacation and notices something odd. How could Malfoy have been doing his community service at the same time as he was trying to pick her up in a Muggle cafe? She investigates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,105 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
You Like Gummi Worms, Don't You, Malfoy? A OneShot by MissChocklitMilk reviews
When Hermione receives a package from her parents containing the addictive Muggle Gummi Worms, things lead to another and ends with 37 people pouring in the Heads' Common Room expecting to witness the most intense shag session of all Hogwarts. PG13.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Mudbloods and VPF's by frostykitten reviews
"Hermione, that's a little messed up." "Maybe, but did you see his reaction? It was worth it."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
10 Things I Hate About You by FallingforWerewolves reviews
"Hermione Granger was dead. That's all there was to it." After Hermione was killed by a rogue Death Eater, all of Hogwarts goes into mourning. But curiosity is sparked when Draco starts carryong a piece of parchment with him everywhere.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Love Me Twice by Bex-chan reviews
'"They tore her apart and then wiped me out of her mind to send me a message. To mess up my life. To break..." he trailed off. Blaise nodded his head with understanding. "To break your heart," he finished for him.' Dramione. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,792 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 2,005 - Follows: 205 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Very Special New Years by xXBrilliantBrunetteXx reviews
Divorce, love problems, champagne, dinner, dancing, kissing, and hiding behind a plant. These are the things that make up Hermione and Draco's unforgettable New Years, all thanks to a nine-year-old boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,503 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Because of the Chestnuts and Cherry Stains by Bex-chan reviews
With the war still casting a shadow over the Wizarding World, Draco tries to understand why Christmas is so important to Hermione. Even if it takes him years to learn. Christmas one-shot. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Candy Cane Kisses by frostykitten reviews
Draco hated candy canes. While most would assume that he hated them on principle for their whimsical, festive nature, this was not the true reason. No, the true reason was walking beside him, absently running the candy over her lips before licking it off.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Malfoy, My Hero? by LunarNarwhalAttack reviews
Hermione is attacked by her date to Slughorn's party, only to be rescued by Draco Malfoy. Isn't he still the stuck up git he's always been? -One shot, hope you read : -
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
On My Knees by RZZMG reviews
Draco Malfoy's role as double-agent for the Order has put him & Hermione Granger into close contact for the last 4 years, turning them into unwitting allies. The secret attraction between them finally reaches a boiling point... Romance-Hot Shag! Story won 1st Place for "HOTTEST SMUT SCENE" at the 2012 Spring Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 80 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's Secret by Thalia Eltanin reviews
Hermione has a secret. Draco Malfoy hears her telling Professor Snape about it. Draco is determined to tell everybody else.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Monster at Malfoy Manor by frostykitten reviews
Hermione glanced at Malfoy, who looked shaken but not all that surprised with what they'd just witnessed. "Why do I get the feeling you know more about what just happened than you're letting on?" she asked.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,153 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bollocks by faithwood reviews
One of those fics where Draco is walking around innocently and is all: Lalala, and then suddenly he finds a naked Harry Potter tied to his bed. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Post-DH. EWE. An eight year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 87 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Winter Thunderstorm by frostykitten reviews
She contemplated how to order her thoughts into something more coherent than their current chaotic jumble. "Something's been happening between us since that first thunderstorm. This just feels... like the next logical step."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,510 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Hate You by movingstaircase reviews
Hermione and Draco are Head Students. Unfortunate circumstances leave them sharing a dorm. And they really hate each other. Right? One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Burnt Toast by Bex-chan reviews
Dramione one-shot. No plot. This one-shot is pure smut with extreme fantasy and content. Present for Masha. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 123 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Kissing Hermione Granger by aviddaydreamer reviews
The first time Draco Malfoy kissed Hermione Granger...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Last Kiss by attica reviews
"Just promise me," she whispered to him. "Just promise me you won't be an idiot. Promise me you won't die." DracoHermione, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I'm Marrying your Imaginary Boyfriend by Wolf Blossom reviews
Hermione Granger is getting married and her cousins have never met her fiancé. A day before the wedding, Tamara Granger tells Hermione that she is dating Draco Malfoy and that he is a lot more charming than Hermione's "ugly" fiancé. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 127 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione Falling by LynstHolin reviews
Preparing for her OWLs, Hermione studies herself into exhaustion, and literally falls into Draco's arms. SO VERY FLUFFY.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Whole Truth by aviddaydreamer reviews
Due to a well-executed prank, the whole of Gryffindor has been fed veritaserum. Draco's not about to pass up the opportunity to question Hogwart's resident bookworm, but what will she have to say? Rated T for language and suggestions of sexuality.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Speak Now by frostykitten reviews
Draco's getting married, will Hermione stop him? She peeked around the doorway as the wedding march started playing. To her biased ears, the happy tune sounded more like the accompaniment to a funeral procession than a wedding.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
All About the House Unity by Aeris1172 reviews
"Granger, I'm going to kiss you!" He said, grabbing her arm and pulling her to him. DMHG, sequel up now!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Know It All by angelrider93 reviews
Response to a challenge by a friend... Hermione has to reveal that she knows more about Draco than any other person in Hogwarts...to the shock of everyone Dramione obviously...hope you enjoy and i know summary sux but PLEASE READ : DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Day Draco Malfoy Lost Something Very Important by frostykitten reviews
Draco wasn't supposed to go into that room, he knew that. But, like a child drawn to a shiny object, he'd been unable to resist. He stretched his legs out straight and pulled back the waistband of his pants to peek inside. Still gone. This was bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Better Than Revenge by IllustrisFlamma reviews
Ron cheats on Hermione and she decides a little revenge is in order. Re write.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,472 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 246 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Promise by Lerysakon reviews
"You promised." "So did you." "I love you." "I know." It was a promise.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Have A Bloody Good Christmas by Miss. Serendipity reviews
"Well, it surely isn't my fault, Malfoy." "Well, do you expect it to be my fault." "Oh bloody hell, I'd rather kiss Goyle than kiss you." A silence. "What's so wrong with kissing me?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Little Christmas Cheer by frostykitten reviews
He was strung in garlands and rows of magic, bright spots of colour that were obviously the wizard equivalent of Muggle Christmas lights. He looked positively festive! And pissed off... Hermione brings Christmas to the Order, Malfoy helps.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,676 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The LipLock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 4,029 - Follows: 404 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Untitled Dramione Smutfic by GeniaTheParadox reviews
One-shot. Ron cheats on Hermione and she gets caught up in her need for revenge. I suck at summaries...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
It's a Secret! by KarlenePotterMalfoy reviews
Secrets are not meant to be kept under your dormitory, but to be kept at the hearing range of the obviously gossip-deprived students of Hogwarts. Hermione has a secret. Little does she know secrets don't exist in the Wizarding World. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Imprisoned by Kylara Kitsune reviews
Hermione offers an imprisoned Draco Malfoy a deal. Help her, and avoid the fate of the Death Eaters. Refuse, and suffer further punishment. There's only one thing he can do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Love Hangover by bookworm1993 reviews
"I wonder… can you handle me Malfoy?" She whispered into his ear. "The question here, Granger is, can you handle me?" He smirked.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,955 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Reunion by Strawberry Myst reviews
"What happened!" They choked at the same time. I took a deep breath. "Well, we...um...we got married." Hermione returns to Hogwarts for a reunion party. Dramione. One-shot. My first fanfiction! Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 89 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Forbidden Fruit by Demolition Debbie reviews
A low moan. A gasp. A muffled cry. A secret love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Before He Cheats by Riddler-of-Words reviews
Hermione knew her revenge was kicking Ron where it hurt. But then again, revenge had never tasted so sweet, especially when Draco Malfoy was involved, so why stop? Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fourth Time's the Charm by horcruxnumber8 reviews
Draco had no idea why he kept kissing Hermione Granger. The one thing he did know was that it wasn’t his fault.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,639 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 70 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Seeing the Light by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Hermione breaks it off with Draco. Not that he's bothered. He doesn't need her. He doesn't care if she finds someone else. Wising up is a painful process. Written for Dramione Advent 2009. Merry Christmas!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Banishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror-in-Training Harry crosses Pansy Parkinson, who gets revenge in a rather embarrassing fashion. Luckily, Draco decides to rescue him. MATURE CONTENT WARNING ETC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 79 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Revenge of Willie the Broom Closet by leopion reviews
Revenge. It isn't his favorite, but they must pay for their crimes. They have ruined the reputations of his fellow broom closets, and now Willie has to teach them a lesson they will never forget!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hug a Slytherin Day by Eicklehart reviews
Fred and George decide that its about time for Hogwarts to show the Slytherins how much it cares ... and what better way than to declare today "Hug a Slytherin Day!" DRAMIONE oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Stuck by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Just because they were both willing to accept some blame, didn't make being stuck in a broom cupboard together any easier. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,037 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Element of Warmth by ElfMaidenOfLight reviews
A letter came. And now he's smashing things, raining glass around the room in a fit of panic and rage and complete despair... and she can hear him crying out from atop the stairs, screaming. What comfort can she give him? What warmth? Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sexual Tension by CuriousMisfit reviews
Ginny knows why a certain Head Boy and Head Girl keep fighting and she feels she should give said Head Girl a piece of her mind. 7th year. One-shot. Complete. AU. Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Veela And The Perils Of Losing Control by Twilight to Midnight reviews
When Snape stops administering the control potion for Draco's veela instincts thanks to a little meddling from Blaise, Ron and Harry, all hell breaks loose and trouble abounds. Especially for poor unsuspecting Hermione. Rated M for a reason. DHr. 7th year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,468 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,905 - Follows: 330 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
If You Forget Me by drcjsnider reviews
Draco comforts Hermione after an Order mission goes horribly wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,606 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
These Feelings by bitchywitchy reviews
“Hermione, please.” He begged, his grip tightening as he shook her. “No, Ronald! Let. Go. Of. Me.” she yelled as she lashed out with her hand, trying to scratch him. Anything to be let go. “Let go of her now, Weasel.” A voice came. One-shot, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,782 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Temptation by Tinkerbell81 reviews
Draco and Hermione are Head Boy and Head Girl at Hogwarts. What happens when they give into temptation?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Revenge of the MuggleBorn by Emerald-Kisses reviews
Hermione was planning the best form of revenge yet. After Malfoy's stint a few weeks back, Hermione planned on getting back at him using her wits and her body. Sequel to Morning Shower. ONESHOT! Part two of HG/DM Sexcapades Trilogy. Rate M for a reason!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,309 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 86 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Slytherins Are Perverts, What About Gryffindors? by faithwood reviews
Gryffindors discuss Draco Malfoy's sex life. Humour. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 62 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Welcome To The Granger Family by Beloved Discord reviews
AU. After eight years, Hermione startles her family during a reunion with her engagement. What follows is her family's and especially her grandfather's outrage, dismay and shock at the identity of her future husband. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 133 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Miss Me Always by SomethingBlue42 reviews
“What’s the matter Granger?” Malfoy asked… “Miss me?” “Always,” she replied, smiling sardonically.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,905 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 75 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Power of the Umbrella by WeasleyForMe reviews
Hermione and Draco are surprised by how much they enjoy sharing an umbrella during a Quidditch match!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 94 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Friday Night and Quidditch Delight by Crookshanks.x reviews
Ron has decided that Friday night is to be spent in the worst possible way Hermione can imagine. But what on earth is Draco Malfoy doing at the Museum of Quidditch?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The World Can Wait by jessicakaycobb reviews
Draco needs some help with his Transfiguration homework...DM/HG angsty fluff I call it. 6th Year ONESHOT. Suppose it could be canon, depends on your view. Needed to relieve some tension from writing Change of Heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lock The Door by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Lock the door and cross your legs. Draco will do anything to claim Hermione and luckily for him, she wants something very simple. Post Hogwarts. DHr. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 236 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The 50 Reasons I Hate Hermione Granger by Kiska King reviews
by Draco Malfoy... I got bored, and decided to see what I could come up with. Read it, and maybe you'll like it. Complete and utter Dramione fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mercury by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 119 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Cornering Mediwitch Granger by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Five years after Hogwarts, Hermione is a mediwitch oblivious to the world of romance but Draco Malfoy is about to change that. If she won't admit she loves him then Draco will just have to force it out of her in the only way a slytherin sex god knows how.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 109 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Never Again by Weffie reviews
After being with Ron for a year, Hermione walks in on him cheating on her with a fellow classmate. Sick of being a pushover, Hermione decides to get revenge … using a certain blonde haired ferret in the middle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Apples, Oranges, and the Trees They Fall From by MyPhoenixLament reviews
DracoHermione, ScorpiusRose Hermione has a conversation with her daughter and realizes that apples and oranges don't fall far from the tree.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
All I Want by blue movies reviews
Draco Malfoy mourns Hermione Granger the only way a spoiled rich kid knows how. Told from Narcissa Malfoy's POV. Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 97 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Only the Cold by blue movies reviews
While in Charms class, Vincent Crabbe muses about Draco Malfoy's feelings for Hermione Granger. Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 59 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What If? by Punkindoodle reviews
Draco and Hermione play a dangerous game of 'what if'. WINNER AT THE FIREWHISKEY FUNNY PG13 STORY CHALLENGE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Child's Tale by HermioneTwin reviews
How can a purple butterfly lead five year old Hermione Granger into the arms of Draco Malfoy? Read and find out! Fluffy little DracoHemione oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's Hiccups by Dying Romance reviews
Draco Malfoy has had enough with Hermione Granger’s annoying hiccups. They have lasted all day and at this point he is willing to do anything, anything, to get them to stop. Even kiss the damn Mudblood. ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Christmas Dramione by mistress meo reviews
“Mistletoe! Mistletoe!” They both jumped at the sound of Peeves screeching down from the snowy ceiling above. “Look who’s been caught under the mistletoe!”.............A quiet Christmas Eve and guess who has prefect duties? ENJOY.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Drinking Games by drcjsnider reviews
As Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger play the Harry Potter Drinking Game, they both acknowledge they want something more from each other than just friendship. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,679 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Unanswered by Kyra4 reviews
He dove in after her... but why? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,053 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 2/22/2007 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
101 Ways to Woo Hermione Granger by KatDiva reviews
Draco attempts to woo and win back a relunctant Hermione via OWL messages in time for Valentine's Day.ONE SHOT Challenge Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Conversation Hearts by Punkindoodle reviews
Draco and Hermione use candy to express their feelings for each other. Valentine's Day one shot. Fluffy and sweet like cotton candy.FIRST PLACE WINNER AT THE DRAMIONE AWARDS FOR BEST FLUFF!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Eat Your Words by AznAnimeGrl2649 reviews
.:DMHG:. After a massive food fight, Malfoy and Granger are the ones who have to clean it up. Needless to say, they are both unhappy about their punishment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dumbledore's Games by angelrider93 reviews
Ficlet Dumbledore decides to try again for house unity so locks groups of six students into rooms to play a series of games. Have a guess who the Golden trio are grouped with! DMHG COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,986 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lips of an Angel by RainynDawn reviews
They once loved each other but it was a secret. Now they are with other people but will their love be too strong to deny?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Come What May by angelrider93 reviews
ONESHOT In his concern for Hermione Draco forgets that not everyone knows about their relationship. This summary sucks big time i hope people actually read this story. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Wanna Play 20 Questions? by HermioneTwin reviews
What happens when Hermione and Malfoy get paired up together for an art assignment? And what kind of madness will ensue after Malfoy suggests an innocent game of 20 questions? DMHG!oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
People Watching by luckei1 reviews
It was four o'clock on Friday and she was exactly where she wanted to be. Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Temptation by sellthelie reviews
Draco & Hermione: He's a strong man, he will resist.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Changing Seasons Stay the Same by kytus reviews
DMHG. 'He hated autumn, so he hated her.' Oneshot, written for the quiet ones weekly challenge prompt, Autumn.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sacrifice by Kyra4 reviews
Dramione. PostHogwarts. Hermione sacrifices her virginity for a good cause. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,505 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
She by cinderella200 reviews
Sometimes, standing on the sidelines can be more painful than playing the sport. Pansy observes. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Casual Conversation by counterdogma reviews
Draco teaches Harry about the merits of confidence over tea. HD One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A World Apart by lolagirl reviews
Draco Malfoy is visited by Hermione Granger in the middle of the night. But how is this possible? She's been dead for two months now... NOT a ghost story. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 141,703 - Reviews: 2900 - Favs: 3,083 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Hot Summers Day by Jevanminx reviews
What do you get when it's a hot day and everyone was outside? A Topless Draco Malfoy! He's caught many eyes, but it's the chocolate brown thats caught his own eyes. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
2nd Rate Dare by MagicFire reviews
Truth or Dare...the game to press your limits. Or in this case, press Hermione's lips against Draco's. DH oneshot so please review. Dedicated to Kayla...Special K. For The MagicFire Firstkiss Fluffy Dramione One Shot Love Shine. Also known as the FKS, XD
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Pillow Fight by unwritt3n xx reviews
[o n e s h o t] Who would've thought that such an innocent game of 'pillow fight' could bring two enemies closer than they ever imagined? Definitely not me. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Don't Interrupt Me by SevenGee reviews
[Oneshot] All dialogue. For anybody who absolutely hates being interrupted. Completely pointless.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Broom Closet Plots by vyrastra reviews
In a fit of desperation Pansy locks Draco and Hermione in the Room of Requirement. Unfortunately she’s taken a lesson from Harry’s muggle fairy tales, and… kissing becomes the “key?” Written for the 2006 Dramione VDay Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,591 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Name's Malfoy by bluedevilgirlie reviews
It's the 10 year reunion at Hogwarts, and there's a surprise in store for everyone... Dramione Oneshot, R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 235 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lick'em Lollies by somandalicious reviews
She likes lollies. A lot. They like watching her enjoy those Lollies. A lot. But how much can they take?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 135 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
It Always Happens Under the Mistletoe by His Spectacles reviews
Ginny finally kisses Harry under the mistletoe! She’s ecstatic. Until Draco Malfoy intrudes and shows her the proper way to kiss Harry. My belatedChristmas 05 fic! HD SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 2,596 - Follows: 290 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Five Galleons Says She Wins by Hafthand reviews
Winner of the 'Best Humor Fiction' in the Goblets Award 2007! ‘Five galleons says she wins this time,’ Blaise said after a moment’s thought. He fished out the gold and flashed it at TheBoyWhoLived. DrHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Smack! by Starflower-Gem reviews
Draco straightned, spinning to face the culprit. You'd think a guy with such a nice but would be used to girls smacking it, but he wasn't. As his eyes landed on her he felt his jaw drop. Hermione? DHerm
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Observations of a Pure Blood Debutant by rainsrabble reviews
Narcissa watching Draco watch Hermione. She draws some very startling conclusions. One Shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 2,400 - Follows: 282 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Do You Hate Me? by triquetraperson reviews
What will happen when two people who hate each other are bored in their Arithmancy class? DMHG rated for some language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Secrets by Wuv reviews
Hermione doesn't like keeping secrets from her best friends, but what would happen when they find out this paticular secret? One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hermione's Secret by Reetinkerbell reviews
Hermione is keeping something from her two best friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/6/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Flair for the Dramatic by ObliviousTrace reviews
Hermione tells of her secret romance with Draco and why it ended
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hold Me Now by Michael Serpent reviews
[One-Shot] HD SLASH. Draco saves Harry from the Giant Squid and Harry has his own funny way to show his gratitude.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 110 - Published: 9/10/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Unbreakable by Prison Song reviews
*Complete* Draco Malfoy was brought up to Hate all Muggles and Mudbloods, but he finds himself unable to hate one. Hermione Granger. His love and lust for her are only one thing, unbreakable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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What'cha Reading, Granger? reviews
/ONE-SHOT/ Draco decides to interrupt Hermione's exam preparation. Bad move? /Post War, Eighth Year. Draco x Hermione/
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I'm Here For You
/ONE-SHOT/ After the war, Draco is shunned by the majority of Hogwarts for being a 'death eater'. Ron decides to cause some trouble with his old enemy. Will Hermione come to Draco's rescue? /Post War. Eighth Year. Draco x Hermione. Dumbledore didn't die/
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete