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NAME: book reader-lover of 3000 br for short

AGE: younger than dinos but older than a baby

To keep this short im tall with brown hair and brown eyes and im also a albino. sometimes weird and keep weird and slighlty crazy friends. my family is insane in sooooooo many ways. ive been on for months now but havent bothered to start a acount till now. thinking about wrighting but havent decided. and if your READING THIS AND IS BORED THAN IT SUCKS TO BE YOU . i bored but i live in my own world and sit there , that freaks people out before and after i take a swing when touched. im also a girl . so asta livista . now the owner of my own personal sane mind. instead of the crazy one i shared with half my friends i got it passed back to me every tueday


1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle 2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer 3.YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

All of your life by backstreet boys

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

hit me with your best shot

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

spotlight by selena gomez

4.WHAT IS 22?

no reins by rascall flatts

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

early birdie by owl city

6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

dancing crazy by Miranda cosgrove

7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

the bare necessities by bowling for soup

8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

slipped away by avril lavigne

9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

do you know what im seeing by panic at the disco

10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

vacation by the chipmunks

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

vapor by skillet

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

come away to the water by maroon 5

13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

just a game by birdy

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

you get me by michelle branch

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

sky diver by owl city

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

tell me something I done know by selena gomez

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

stacy by iyaz

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

forever and always by parachute

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

over and over by three days grace

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

if I didn't have you

21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

time marches on by tracey lawrence

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

the chipmunk song

23.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

whispers in the dark by skillet

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

here comes goodbye by rascal flatts

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

telephone by lady gaga

26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

unwanted by avril lavigne


i like maximum ride, daniel x, harry potter, teen titans, twilight, mortal instrements ,and most fiction books.

then there is pysch, criminal minds,monk,and old movies.

like country , pop ,rock , and other types just not classical and jazz.'shudder'

in my languge go play means get the hell away from me and leave me alone. most know this so they pity the ones who say i don wanna.

im a ninja, im stealth, im totaly screwed. this came from a fanfiction i read cant remenber which sorry before you chew out my ass,.

by the way bold lettering will usally = me righting.

Pairings I love: Harry/Sirius

Harry/Remus

Harry/Hermione

Harry/Sirius/Remus

Storylines I love: Betrayal

Bashing (Dumbledore/Ron/Ginny/Weasley par twins)

Harry captured by death eaters (with order members or alone)

Powerful!Harry / Rich!Harry / Political!Harry / Grey!Harry / Gay!Harry / Creature!Harry / Leader!Harry

i have now started a story read it please and give me an ideas if you can or want to. PLEASE!!!!


HELP ME FIND STORY. IF YOU HAVE READ IT LET ME KNOW NAME!!!!!

harry ran into 2 people when young and they didnt tell him about the wizarding world. they go away and come back around fourth year in summer. they bascally take him in like they use to. remus and sirius come to live there or just be around. hermione gets involed and harry meets at werewolf at leaky couldron who backs him up against the car and sniffs him and kind of assults him thinks he is his mate.harry use to be friends with some guy he called blue hair. the wolf wont leave harry alone and harry gets involed with him. the wolf owns a bar on a nightclub for other creatures and his powerful. harry goes away making the wolf worry and when harry comes ack after figuring things out the wolfs the head wolf leads wont let him in for upsetting the aplha the harrys mate. later a old wolf coes and meets harry and i think went and watched tournement.

most dont belive in mates but could be possible. i know the werewolf owns a bar or nightclub and is a leader of pack and name MIGHT be atticusticus or something like that. ALSO HARRY HAS DIFF ATTITUDE. I THINK DUMBLEDORE WAS TRYING TO CONTROL HIM AND TOOK PLACE AFTER THIRD YEAR I THINK. JUST KNOW SIRIUS AND REMUS WANTED TO BE MATES

BEEN TRYING TO FIND IT SINCE JULY OF 2011 WEN I READ IT. DIDNT HAVE TIME TO SAVE TO FAVS AND WAS ON A KINDLE AND THE KINDLE BROKE SO I CANT REMEBER ANYTHING AND ITS BEEN KILLING ME. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PEOPLE LET ME KNOW IF YOU EVEN THINK ITS THE FIC.


A CREED TO LIVE BY

Don't undermine your worth by comparing yourself to others.
It is because we are different that each of us is special.

Don't set your goals by what other people deem important.
Only you know what is best for you.

Don't take for granted the things closest to your heart.
Cling to them as you would your life, for without them life is meaningless.

Don't let life slip through your fingers by living in the past or for the future.
By living your life one day at a time, you live up all the days of your life.

Don't give up when you still have something left to give,
Nothing is really over . . . till the moment you stop trying.

Don't be afraid to admit that you are less than perfect.
It is this fragile thread that binds us together.

Don't be afraid to encounter risks.
It is by taking chances that we learn to be brave.

Don't shut love out of your life by saying it's impossible to find.
The quickest way to receive love is to give love;
the fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly;
and the best way to keep love is to give it wings.

Don't dismiss your dreams.
To be without dreams is to be without hope;
to be without hope is to be without purpose.

Don't run through life so fast
that you forget not only where you've been,
but where you are going.

Life is not a race,
but a journey to be savoured every step of the way.


EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED iIN KINDERGARTEN

Most of what I really need to know about how to live and what to do, and how to be, I learned in kindergarten. Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain, but there in the sandbox at nursery school.

These are the things I learned:

Share everything.

Play fair.

Don't hit people.

Put things back where you found them.

Clean up your own mess.

Don't take things that aren't yours.

Say you're sorry when you hurt somebody.

Wash your hands before you eat.

Flush.

Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you.

Live a balanced life.

Learn some and think some and draw and paint and sing and dance and play and work every day some.

Take a nap every afternoon.

When you go out into the world, watch for traffic, hold hands and stick together.

Be aware of wonder.

Remember the little seed in the plastic cup? The roots go down and the plant goes up and nobody really knows how or why, but we are all like that. Goldfish and hamsters and white mice and even the little seed in the plastic cup -- they all die. So do we.

And then remember the book about Dick and Jane and the first word you learned, the biggest word of all: look.

Everything you need to know is in there somewhere. The Golden Rule and love and basic sanitation. Ecology and politics and sane living.

Think what a better world it would be if we all -- the whole world -- had cookies and milk about 3 o'clock every afternoon and then lay down with our blankets for a nap. Or if we had a basic policy in our nation and other nations to always put things back where we found them and cleaned up our own messes. And it is still true, no matter how old you are, when you go out into the world, it is best to hold hands and stick together.


THE PARADOXICAL COMMANDMENTS

1. People are illogical, unreasonable and self-centered. Love them anyway.

2. If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives. Do good anyway.

3. If you are successful, you win false friends and true enemies. Succeed anyway.

4. The good you do today will be forgotten tomorrow. Do good anyway.

5. Honesty and frankness make you vulnerable. Be honest and frank anyway.

6. The biggest men and women with the biggest ideas can be shot down by the smallest men and women with the smallest minds. Think big anyway.

7. People favour underdogs, but follow only top dogs. Fight for a few underdogs anyway.

8. What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight. Build anyway.

9. People really need help, but may attack you if you do help them. Help them anyway.

10. Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the best you have anyway.


WHAT MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME IRONY.
"Keep laughing and I'll give you something to cry about."

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck."

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is finished."

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT WEATHER.
"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME HOW TO SOLVE PHYSICS PROBLEMS.
"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming towards you, would you listen then?"

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT HYPOCRISY.
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times - don't exaggerate!"

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father."

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in the world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Top Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage Is Wrong:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real American's always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3)Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and
can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.this such a lie. my uncle is gay and perfectly happy. is parents my grandparents are straight. hes happily married sice before i was born to a wonderful man. BR.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans

Please repost this if you are for gay marriage.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.


This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.


REMEMBER WHEN...
Getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
The worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES?
MOM was your hero?
And your BROTHER or DAD was the boy you were gonna marry?
When your WORST ENEMIES were your siblings?
And RACE ISSUES were about who ran the fastest?
When WAR was a card game?
And life was simple and carefree?
Remember when all you wanted to do was GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now


I am the girl...

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl who still watches cartoons like Teen Titans and Danny Phantom.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, drawing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl who listens to Evanescence and Paramore instead of Britney Spears or Ke$ha.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't ever been asked out.
I am the girl who carries a notebook or sketchbook instead of a purse.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with cartoons and books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.


"And the number one saddest nostalgic moment is... Every single god damned disney movie ever made! I mean, what the hell is wrong with this company? In every other film someone dies, someone leaves, someone's in a deep depression... I thought this was supposed to be disney! The happiest place on earth! Happy like a bullet to the head!"


Barda: I'm going with you, so GET OVER IT.
Batman: I'm over it. How about you two?

Batman: I'm guessing you aren't going to leave?
Superman: I wouldn't miss this for anything.
Batman: Your funeral.
Superman: I already had one.

Green Arrow: all of this could prove is that the kid shouldn't eat nachos before bed.
Question: Peanut butter sandwhiches.
Supergirl: How did you? What, do you go through my trash?
Question: Please... I go through everyone's trash

Question: Ahah! I KNEW it! There IS a 32nd flavor!

Flash: Ding! Fifth floor! Sporting goods! Hardware! Evil Sourceresses!

Alfred: I'm sorry to bother you sir, I have some rather distressing news about master Dick.
Bruce: What, is he alright?
Alfred: I'm affraid master Dick has gone... traveling.
Bruce: He ran away?
Alfred: Actually, he took the car.
Bruce: He boosted the Jag?
Alfred: Not the Jaguar, the other car.
Bruce: The Bentley?
Alfred: NO sir, the other car.
*Clip of Dick driving down the street blasting the music in the Batmobile ;)*

Riddler: Riddle me this, riddle me that. Who's affraid of the big black bat?

Alfred: Broken wings mend in time. Robin will fly again, I promise you.

Dick: I need a name. Batboy? Nightwing? I don't know, what do you think? What's a good sidekick name?

Robin: I learned to walk on a highwire! Now I can't stand on a step stool without freaking!

Thug: Who the hell are you?
Dick Grayson: I'm Batman
*Laughter*
Dick Grayson: Hey, so I forgot my suit, alright?


15 Things to do when you're in Wal-mart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"


From a strictly mathematical viewpoint

What makes 100 percent? What does it mean to give MORE than 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We all have been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over one hundred percent. How about acheiving 103 percent? What makes up 100 percent in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions;

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8118423151811= 98 percent

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11141523125475= 96 percent

but

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

120209202145 =100 percent

and,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2211212198920= 103 percent

and look how far this one will take you,

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1191911919199147= 118 percent!

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and ASSKISSING that will put you over the top. (and this iz the truth)


Really Dumb Store labels:

On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of
Chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside."
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought...??)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".( thats right ruin childrens hopes and dreams)


Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental
Hospital.

Please select from the following options:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2
for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and
6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you
want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be
forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a
little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which
number you press, nothing will make you happy ayway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the
beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait
for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you
have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have
short-term memory loss, press
9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our
operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn
on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy
forever. (Gotta love this one, really)


Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe striving to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning."


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mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? yaeh i awlyas kenw i was strnage. =)


Have you ever wondered:

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin...

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish-washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when

they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe,

why do they call the airport the terminal?

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.


Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is dumb-ass cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.


Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

Whoever said, "Nothing's impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door.

Being mature is overrated.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!

One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide!

"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!

Whose cruel idea was it to put "S" in the word "Lisp"?


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a jew, so I MUST have a big nose, speak yidish and love gifilteh fish
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENISANCE FAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac.
I want to join the circus, so I must be irresponsible and terrible at school


To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile :)


Random Quotes!

"I called your boyfriend gay and he slapped me with his purse."

"The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"The trouble with real life is that there's no background music."

"Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for a while and leave footprints on our hearts."

"I have not lost my mind; it's backed up on a disk somewhere."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"Computers make very accurate mistakes. (22=3 Calculated in 0.000000001 seconds)"

"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room."

" If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?"

"If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost."

"OK, I'm wierd! But I'm saving up to become eccentric."

"I tend to think in simple, clear terms that are wrong."

"Yo-yo: an object occasionally up but normally down (See also: computer)."

"Beware of the letter "G." It is the end of everything."

"I do visit reality, although it's on a tourist visa."

"Flying is not inherently dangerous; crashing is."

"Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win."

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door..."

"Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door."

"Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark."

"He learned what every man must learn...never insult a girl's looks, especially if said girl can kick your ass"

"I'm not awesome, you just suck."

"IT'S THE SUGAR TALKING, I SWEAR!"

"People say violence isn't the answer. Well, they're right. Violence is the question. The answer is 'HELL YES'."

"I never said I was normal... you just presumed I was."

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars, and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone in the mouth.

Silence is golden... but shouting is fun!

Don't knock on Death's door; ring the bell and run- he hates that

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it!

Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls!


…Copy and Paste!...

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character copy and post this into your profile.

If you are crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever burst out in insane laughter for absolutely no reason at all, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. (I do that when reading too. Then people REALLY look at me strange…)

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen off your chair, put this in your profile.

If you've ever started something but didn't finish it, put this in your profile and maybe save time to go finish it. (I have an entire file full of unfinished stories… I do that very often…)

If you've been in any kind of contest, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. (I ALWAYS have a song in my head... ALWAYS)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you are one of the few that flipped out when you saw Bruce Wayne/Dick Grayson mentioned in twilight, copy this into your profile

If you want to run up an escalator while it's going down, copy and paste this into your profile!

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet (or dead silent) room, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile

If you like to put these types of things in your profile, copy and paste to your profile.

If there are times that you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile

- If you ever tripped your own feet, copy this into your profile

-For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you say or do a totally random thing, like, "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself ( I find that I'm a very tough opponent.). So if you're crazy copy this onto your profile.

-If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this into your profile.

-If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think Edward Cullen is NOT hot, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Alice absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character so that you could steal his/her fictional boy/girlfriend copy and paste this on your profile

If you talk back to the TV (or the computer, or a book), copy this into your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile ( i always spell How as Who!!)

If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intention of getting one, put this on your profile.

If you think fan fics are the best invention EVER, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are characters on a certain show (no need to mention names) that you HATE BEYOND ALL REASON... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.

If you usaually get glared at for being too hyper and saying stuff that doesn't make sense copy and paste this into your profile

If you are a klutz, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you don't like scrolling over the gazillions of 'copy and paste's in people's profiles but have no intention of stopping doing it yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends give you odd looks for being yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "cookie", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile. There's always lemons.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love to laugh, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love to write copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who don't, it is a mythicle lemon with wings. ha! now you know!), then copy paste it.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you know a person thats a bitch to you copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think I have to many "copy and pastes" in my profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think I have at least one more "copy and paste" thingy in my profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you were right, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you want to enter enter any anime and murder the characters for being idiotic, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you think I'm being an idiot for saying all this crap, copy this into your profile.

If you think Spongebob is totally gay, put this in your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you have/had a crush on any Teen Titan people, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you wanna WHACK the Cartoon Network people for canceling Teen Titans, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!!

If you ever wanted to go in the TV and make BB and Raven kiss (or any other couple you adore but are too dense) COPY AND PASTE THIS!!

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you've ever stood straight up, then fell down for no apparent reason, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever lost your sunglasses, then found then on your head, copy this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. (o.o whoa)

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copying this into your profile

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

If you or your best friend (or both) are insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile


93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you think people that are racist are retarded copy this into your profile


if they are right... copy and paste this into your profile. lI understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"


FITB wit cartoon charecters and answer the questions!

1. Robin

2. Slade

3. Batgirl

4. Terra

5. Starfire

6. Beast Boy

7. Batman

8. Joker

9. Harley Quinn

10. Cyborg

11. Raven

12. Red X

13. Speedy

What would you do if 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

I'd freak out, grab somthing tell him slade is behind him, and when he turns around grab somthing metal to knock him out with.

What is your reason to kill 5?

She is WAY too clingy to Robin. Grr...

12 seems to be a player. Breaking many hearts. What do you say to confront him/her?

Fuming fangirls in the backround. Me: I know who you are and I suggest you run, NOW, or I will set all of them on you!!

Red X: Ok! OK! I'm goin! I'm goin! Sheesh! Catcha later kid.

What does 4 like best about 6?

What doesn't she like about him? She almost KISSED him for crying out loud! Uh, I guess the stupid jokes

You and 2 team up to do something, what is it?

Most likely to get Robin to help us take over the world, and once he's blackmailed into it... WORLD DOMINATION!!! hehehee. but then me n robin would beat up slade n save the day :)

Who would 3 jump in the way of a bullet for?

Hmm... ROBIN maybe??

You come into a room to find 5 and 6 making out. What do you do?

Me: O.o!!! Ooooooooooooh... Beastboy... Robin is gonna frikin KILL your sorry ass! Aww, poor you Star, start diggin your grave. Oh Raven!!

BB: CRAP

Starfire: is this not a simple means of gaining earthly knowledge

Me: *gives bb death glare* you are sooooooooooo dead.

2 is trapped in the center of the earth, what does 6 and 9 do?

Well, Beastboy would tell Robin who would throw a frikin fiesta. Harley would just wonder who the hell Slade is.

Do you believe 8 and 9 would be ever more then friends?

Hell yea!! Harley has only been trying to get jokers attention for how long? Years maybe?!

10 seems to have a huge crush on you. Then he/she confesses this to you by text message.

10: hey grl i like u almost more n ma car

Me: umm, ta put it nicely.. EWWWWWWWW!!

10: dat not nice :(

Me: deal

12 and 13 are performing in a talent show. What do they do?

They play a guessing game, who's smarter: the guy with arrows for brains who is ocd bout his hair, or the theif with the crappy name but cool costume

6 is sitting beside you on a beach, sleeping. What do you do?

Find some random fish, cook it, and feed it to him, saying it's sea tofu, and record his reaction to finding out he ate a fish

You and 7 were on vacation, when suddenly you fall and break your leg. What does 7 do

Tells me I'm an idiot, snaps my leg back into place, and tells me to get up and keep moving. :p insensitive jerk...

4 has invited everyone but you to their party. What do you do?

Trash talk that psyco bitch and tell everyone her house is a rock, then throw my own party and invite everyone but her

Who would you kill, kiss, or marry out of 9, 5, and 12?

Um, ok, thats harley, starfire, and red X. darn, two are girls... well, i guess it'd be Kill: harley (way annoying) Kiss: Starfire (as in give her a hershey chocolate kiss) Marry: Red X (he is kinda cool)

What pick up line would 9 use on 1?

Harley using a pickup line on Robin o...k... 9: Hey batboy! 1: huh? 9: I should be your wife, cuz then I could daily make you a knuckle sandwhich! 1: Uh, you drunk or somthing?

1 and 3 have been in a hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

I'm thinking its time to HYPERVENALATE, call in Batman, a swat team, ect. and watch bats FLIP at him :) br is just using this so i remember later. this aint mine. its titansfan1211. if u dindnt need or want this up then sorry. some people are really picky.


Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

I'm not as dumb as you look

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

It's always darkest before dawn...so if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the time to do it.

It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown...and fewer still to ignore someone completely.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines.

I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else.

It takes a big man to cry...but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Doors are on a house so you don't have to go through the windows.

No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning.

I never repeat myself, so pay close attention to me the first time, cause I never repeat myself.

Canaries are the best, especially with ketchup on them.

Slow and steady gets you trampled by the other guys.

When opportunity knocks, shoot first and ask questions later.

When all else fails, use duct tape.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow, isn't looking good either.

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again

My Reality Check bounced.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing

"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?"

"Even a stopped clock is right twice a day."

"Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there's footprints on the moon."

"What's behind this door? -opens it- ...another door. Hilarious."

"There are 1000 ways I could kill you, and 941 of them hurt."
"So what do the other 59 of them do? Tickle?"

They locked you in?"
"No, I locked THEM out! Why must you always see these things backwards?"

I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter.

I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm?

Earth is full. Go home.

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.

It's true, blonds do have more fun. But brunets remember it in the morning.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

"I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth! "

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

"Never memorize something that you can look up."
— Albert Einstein


fake friends never ask for food

real friends are the reason your food cabinet is empty

fake friends will bail you out of jail

real friends will be sitting right next to you in that jail cell

fake friends borrow your stuff for a few days then return it

real friends have had your stuff for so long they've forgotten it's yours

fake friends knock on your front door

real friends will just walk right in

fake friends will leave when they feel insulted

real friends will forgive you even if you don't know what you said wrong

fake friends are for a little while

real friends are for life

repost this if you agree


My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could've made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I'm awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Be Quiet! Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse;
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now;
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream.
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless;
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.

Child abuse, make it stop!! DX


Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)


Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)

i feel bad because i know some people who were or was abused as a child or before they were taken away. then there is the cases where hey put them in a home and they still abuse them evern worse.


38 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."
38. If someone looks at you, scream, "I swear! I only meant to knock him out for a little bit!"

great entertainment.


You know that you're addicted to NCIS when...

1. You have seen every episode several times and still never get tired of it.

2. You will yell if someone tries bothers you on Tuesday night when you are watching a new episode of NCIS.

3. You find yourself Gibbs Slapping people. (Or yourself)

4. You have had a dream about it or involving one of the characters.

5. You daze out while sitting at your desk and imagine yourself running along side Tony and Ziva with your gun drawn yelling, "Federal agents! Drop your weapon!"

6. You watch the movies that Tony has mentioned. As many as humanly possible that is.

7. You wish Australia would put more than just one episode night on.

8. You have started using military refernces. Hit the head, scuttle butt, hit the rack, etc.

9. The majority of television you watch is of NCIS.

10. You smell something funny or hear a beeping sound and your mind goes to a chemical attack or a bomb.

11. You call people Probie and use McNicknames.

12. Your dog goes missing and you say to, "Put out a BOLO."

13. You try and convince every person you meet to watch it.

14. You use the term Hinky.

If any of these refer to you copy and paste it into your profile.


Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...


You know that you're addicted to NCIS when...

1. You have seen every episode several times and still never get tired of it.

2. You will yell if someone tries bothers you on Tuesday night when you are watching a new episode of NCIS.

3. You find yourself Gibbs Slapping people. (Or yourself)

4. You have had a dream about it or involving one of the characters.

5. You daze out while sitting at your desk and imagine yourself running along side Tony and Ziva with your gun drawn yelling, "Federal agents! Drop your weapon!"

6. You watch the movies that Tony has mentioned. As many as humanly possible that is.

7. You wish Australia would put more than just one episode night on.

8. You have started using military refernces. Hit the head, scuttle butt, hit the rack, etc.

9. The majority of television you watch is of NCIS.

10. You smell something funny or hear a beeping sound and your mind goes to a chemical attack or a bomb.

11. You call people Probie and use McNicknames.

12. Your dog goes missing and you say to, "Put out a BOLO."

13. You try and convince every person you meet to watch it.

14. You use the term Hinky.

If any of these refer to you copy and paste it into your profile.


Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage


A true boyfriend

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her. When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her. When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go. When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her. When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong. When she ignores you
Give her your attention. When she pulls away
Pull her back. When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful. When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word. When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind. When she's scared
Protect her. When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her. When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night. When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh. When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay. When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up. When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand. When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers. When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh. When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold. When she looks at you in your eyes
don't looks away until she does. When she misses you
she's hurting inside. When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away. When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers. When she re-post this bulletin
she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's OK don'tbelieve it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and afteryou wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do


You know you're a writer...

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

Copy and Paste this if you're a writer.


A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see that the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad.'

With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.

Dear, Dad.
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing to you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a caravan in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.

Love,
Your son, Joshua.

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table.


If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever been forced to sit through a movie so old that King Arthur himself probably wrote the script, copy this.

If you get upset often because you can't become a knight, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can smell trouble a mile away, and still walk straight into it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you trip over flat surfaces copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have a wide range variety of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you call book characters "Cute" even though you've never actually seen them, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever cried because one of your charecters dies, copy this.

If you come up with stories faster than you can write them...crud...I just came up with another one.

If you talk to your book charcters copy this.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups..

Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back. Now who's asking the questions? :)

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

95 of people would panic if the Jonas brothers stood on the roof of a 3 story building and said they were about to jump. If you are one of the 5 who whould get all of your friends, some popcorn, and a soda and scream "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!" copy this.

If you have ever wished you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever stared at something while you're walking and then walked headfirst into a pillar copy this into your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought your paper would protect you, you buttmuncher."

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism


1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside, and ask, "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in one corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to open the doors, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open by themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them all to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at every floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises whenever someone else pushes a button.

10. Stare grinning at another person for a while, then say, "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square with chalk on the floor then say to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug with the other passengers. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say that you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi, Greg. How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone bends to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend that you're a flight attendant, and review emergency exits with the other passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Yell, "Group hug!", then enforce it.

23. Make race car noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congradulate all for being in the same lift as you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shup UP!"

26. Walk in with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!", then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring--don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say, "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, then say, "Is that your final answer?"

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask people what floor they want. Whenever they answer, give them a glare and say, "You should be ashamed of yourself!"

33. Ask loudly, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell different people that you can see their aura.

35. When the door closes, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare at everyone, and in a deep voice announce: "It is time..."

38. Say your Majesty when anybody gets on.

39. Introduce yourself as Lord Voldemort.

40. Ask people which floor they want and why, and then announce that you're going to the floor with Olympus on it because you didn't steal any lightening.

41. Hang Ethan Hunt style from the ceiling of the elevator and speak ominously when someone enters "Heloooooooo"

42. Still hanging from the ceiling, drop onto whoever comes in.

43. Try to make up and sing lyrics for the boring elevator music.

44. Try to start a My-Briefcase-is-better-than-yours contest.

45. Hold a ring and say, "My precious"


I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that, put it in your profile! (awesomeness, no?)


If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return ManLife Sucks, Avatarwolf lilly1542, Itachifanchick, Silver-Arrow-Kitsune-Girl, Dark Wolf on a full Blood, Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan, Laurel Alex ,book reader-lover of 3000,

If you used to be one of those girls who thought it was irrational to be in love with a fictional character, then read about Fang and changed your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile.


A little tips to everyone out there who for some reason decided to read this crap:

NEVER TRY TO SLAM A REVOLVING DOOR.

Will never end prettily. It hurts and it's embarrassing. Trust me.


Favourite Quotes:

War does not determine who is right - only who is left. Bertrand Russell :D

Sometimes I think it should be a rule of war that you have to see somebody up close and get to know him before you can shoot him. M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter :)

:D A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be. Douglas Pagels

Let life happen to you. Believe me: life is in the right, always. Rainer Maria Rilke (Since I read Shiver and Linger)


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree


YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): katizzle

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):purple dog

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): ellen oak creek

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): norkates

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): green coke

YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): arlttcn

YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): ellen

YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black midnight


92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abecromie and Finch told it uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing their butts off at the others.

If you care more about world matters and humanity than who is the newest celebrity, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this in your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile. (poor rabbit)

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile (...)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (who hasnt wanted to slap someone?!)

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. (I will RULE the World with the help of EVIL plot bunnies)

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (hmmm if they do can i be the one driving?)

-Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (cow, sock, peach, FIRE, other random words. ect.)

-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile (stupid stairs)

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile (my dad gets mad at me for this all the time)

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile (hmmmmm hav i?)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile (no dur i havent died yet)

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile (so im religous...do you have a PROBLEM with that?!)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (who hasnt talked to themselves? everyone raises hand sticks tounge out at everyone)

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

Pluto was declared to be no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for some scientist likings. If you still think pluto should be a planet copy and paste this onto your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA()()
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Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and join the dark side. (We have cookies (as far as you know.)

If you think everyone is out of their minds, copy and paste.


Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much

Con is the opposite of pro, so Congress the opposite of progress.

Sorry, but I’m in a rush. I’m going to try to kill one of your friends now, bye!

Have you ever heard that stupidity is a virus? Careful you might catch it! Ahh, too late...

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid

You're just jealouse because the voices are talking to me

"I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned."

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

If at first you don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you!

“Who died and made you Wolf?” (Anyone from the AR universe should get this)

My personal motto, ‘If you can’t beat them, join them; if you can’t join them, kill them; if you can’t kill them, blow them all to kingdom come!”

I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.

Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide

If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable

There are two kinds of people: those who categorize people and those who dont care. Can you guess which one I am?

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problem.

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

You don't have to be faster than the bear; you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

Enjoying the "Great Outdoors" would be better if it were great.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor's cute, screw the fruit!

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. sizzles

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

No Trespassers! Violators will be shot, survivors will be shot again.

Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!!

The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

Normal people make good pets.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Where negotiation and diplomacy fail, high explosives substitute nicely.

I didn't say it was your fault, I just said I was going to blame you!

Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and you LOSE that it's weird.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.

There are two kinds of pedestrians: The quick and the dead.

Random Messages on Answering Machines

Roses are red, violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are you
The roses have wilted, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head
The roses stink, sorta like sheep
But leave your name, number, and message after the beep
The roses are molding, the violets are rotten
And I might call you back, if I haven't forgotten

Hi. This is John:
If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
If you are my parents, please send money.
If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.

Greetings, you have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are and what you want, so at the sound of the tone, please hang up.

Heaven, God speaking...

Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll be right with you.

Pyshcology Finals

A psychology professor at the University of Miami knew his students expected a terrifyingly long final exam.

To play with their minds a little (what do you expect from a psychology professor?) he only put ONE question on the final exam.

He watched the reactions of the students as they all opened the exams and saw the one question.

Initially they all looked relieved, but as the difficulty of the question began to sink in, those relieved faces sagged to confusion and consternation.

All, that is, except for one student.

He read the question, tapped his pencil into his palm a few times, then jotted something down on the test paper.

He walked up to the professor, handed him the final, and walked out.

The professor blinked in surprise, looked at what the student wrote, and smiled.

The professor wrote "100" on the top of that student's test.

The question: What is courage?

The student's answer: This is.

(I love this one! This is totally something I would do!)


Mental Hospital Answering Machine

“Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0.

If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you.”


Here is 30 things to do in an exam if you know your going to fail it anyway:

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly. (if someone actually does this please tell me)

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Masturbate.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

20 Things To Do When You Drive Through A Drive Thru!

1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order.

2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that you didn't ask the price for.

3. Tell the employee that your window is broken. Order and then pay with your door open. When the food comes, roll down the window and snatch your order from their hands.

4. Go to McDonald's and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.

5. Pay for a large order in pennies.

6. Drive in circles around the drive through, ordering just one item of your order each time you pass the window. For added fun, change clothes, hairstyles, glasses and fake beards with each pass.

7. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window-shopping and drive on.

8. Leave a big 4 litre bottle of ketchup on your dashboard. When asked if you would like ketchup with your meal, laugh sadistically for a few seconds, then adopt a serious expression and gesture to the bottle on your dashboard.

9. Ask the cashier how they fit into that little box.

10. Drive up to the window. Then, without saying anything, produce a tape-measure. Measure all aspects of the window, make a note of the measurements in a notebook, then drive off.

11. Demand to speak to the manager. When they come out, complain that you did not like the way the employee said, "May I take your order?"

12. When asked if they can take your order say, "No." Then wind up your window and just sit there staring straight ahead.

13. If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you.

14. Order 10 large milkshakes. When they arrive, get out of your car, open the bonnet and pour 9 of the milkshakes into the oil filler. Place the remaining milkshake onto the pavement, and stare solemnly at it for three or four minutes with your head bowed. Then drive off. Circle the block for 1 minute, then drive back and do it again.

15. When asked to pay for your order produce a huge bucket of pennies. Attempt to hand the heap of change to the cashier, but 'accidentally' drop it all over the pavement. Spend 10-15 minutes picking it all up, then when you have collected it all, pay by credit card.

16. Attempt to barter for your food. Offer CDs, Cassettes or anything else you have in your car (including friends and family members).

17. Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene.
18. When they hand you your food, hand them a bag with all the trash from your car in it.

19. Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare.

20. Honk your horn the whole way through the line.


10 THINGS TO DO IN A SHOPPING MALL!!

2. At the stylist, ask to have the hair on the back of your knuckles permed.

3. Ask a saleswoman whether a particular shade of panties matches the color of your beard.

4. Sneak up on saleswomen at the perfume counter and spray them with your own bottle of Eau de Swanke. (Also repeat using Squirty Cheese, A Fire Extinguisher or Mace if desired.)

5. Collect stacks of paint brochures and hand them out as religious tracts.

6. At the pet store, ask if they have bulk discounts on gerbils, and whether there's much meat on them.

7. Hand a stack of under-pants back to the changing room attendant and scornfully announce that none of them are "leak proof".

8. Ask appliance personnel if they have any TVs that play only in Spanish.

9. Try trousers on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

10. Show people your driver's license and demand to know "whether they've seen this man."

1. At the bottom of an escalator, scream "MY SHOELACES! AAAAGH!"


15 THINGS TO DO AT WALL-MART:

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"


If the enemy is in range, so are you.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

You'll always be my friend. You know too much.

The voices in my head are fighting again.

I've gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, keep me here.

The man who smiles when things go wrong, has thought of someone to blame it on.

I’m not as random as you think I SALAD!

Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself! It's rude!

Don't look at me in that tone of voice!

My voices tell me that your voices are dorks.

Hold up! I can't hear you. Let me turn down my awesomeness...

If explosives didn't solve your problems you obviously weren't using enough of them

It's a control freak thing, I wouldn't let you understand.

I’m not tense, I’m horribly, horribly aware.


That which does not kill me, better run pretty damn fast...

Is common sense really common?

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

Where there's a will, there's a way. And where there's a way, then there's usually a stop sign somewhere along the road.

The Earth Is Full - Go Home.

Normal people worry me.

You say physco like it's a bad thing.

Those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do.

Don't regret doing things, regret getting caught.


If you hate child abuse copy and paste this into your profile:

My name is Sasha

My sister is Leigh

I am six

And she is three

Our daddy's always mad

He screams and yells

I don't think he likes us

It's easy to tell

Mums only kind

When daddy's not around

And when he is home

She hardly makes a sound

Mums always out,

Never home

Daddy's always drunk,

And always alone

As soon as we hear

Those jingly keys

We run and hide

We run and plea

We find a place

And curl up tight

I hold her hand

And she holds mine

And soon enough

Dad then walks in

Don't make a sound, don't say a word

I pray inside, deep within

But Leigh, she cannot help herself

For the pain is just to much

"Oh God" she yells

"Why are you so mean?"

He doesn't like what she said

And beats her even more

And with one last hit

Hard and strong, he pulls away and watches

She takes one last

Gasp of air

Our hands still holding

Then falls to the ground where I last sat

And doesn't move a muscle

I stare at him

My eyes so blue

He looks at me

And yells "Oh you!"

"How dare you

Make me so mad

This is all your fault

Go cry be sad!"

My name is Sasha

My sister is Leigh

I am six

And my beautiful sister was only three

That day my daddy

Murdered her

My best friend

She was my world

WE stuck together

Through thick and thin

But now she's gone

And I'm lost within

When I was six, my sister three

My daddy murdered Leigh

Since that day I have not spoke

For it's speaking that made her die

Stop child abuse before another child is killed!

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE! If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom.

I went to a birthday party,

And remembered what you said.

You told me not to drink at all,

So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,

The way you said I would,

That I didn't choose to drink and drive,

Though some friends said I should.

I knew I made a healthy choice and,

Your advice to me was right,

As the party finally ended,

And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my own car,

Sure to get home in one piece,

Never knowing what was coming,

Something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,

And I hear the policeman say,

"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."

His voice seems far away.

My own blood is all around me,

As I try hard not to cry.

I can hear the paramedic say,

"This girl is going to die."

I'm sure the guy had no idea,

While he was flying high,

Because he chose to drink and drive,

That I would have to die.

So why do people do it,

Knowing that it ruins lives?

But now the pain is cutting me,

Like a hundred stabbing knives

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom

Tell daddy to be brave,

And when I go to heaven,

Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,

That it's wrong to drink and drive.

Maybe if his mom and dad had,

I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,

I'm getting really scared.

These are my final moments,

And I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,

As I lie here and die.

wish that I could say,

I love you and good-bye.


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A Pirate's Resolve by Anjelle reviews
Luffy has finally reached his dream of becoming the Pirate King. He goes to visit Ace's grave to finally finish his journey. But really, there's more adventure awaiting him. When he arrives on an uninhabited island with his crew, he's attacked by a stranger. However, perhaps this boy isn't a stranger after all. [AceLu brotherly. No pairings]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 156,447 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 48m ago - Published: 12/24/2012 - Luffy, Ace
Twenty years later by Well of Allsparks reviews
It's been twenty years since the Autobots were forced the off Earth and Sam hasn't aged a day.He's cut ties with everyone he knows,to avoid the government,who he no longer trusts and has moved in with Will and his clueless family. Will the Autobots return
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,010 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 1h ago - Published: 8/22/2010 - Bumblebee, Sam W.
Drifting by AlphaDelta1001 reviews
Naruto is many things; troublesome, wild, unpredictable, adventurous, untamable, unique. But there's a benefit to being wild and unpredictable; no one has the faintest idea what you're going to do next. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 1,001,208 - Reviews: 4400 - Favs: 3,929 - Follows: 3,647 - Updated: 2h ago - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
70 Years by CrystalIceSweet reviews
When Harry is sent accidentally to 1940s and gets stranded in NY, a young soldier, Steve Rogers takes him in. After a secret night of passion, Harry returns to the present and discovers, to his shock, that he was pregnant with Steve's child. Luckily, he won't have to explain this to Steve since he won't be seeing him, right? Mpreg. SR/HP. Latest chapter being rewritten!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,237 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 1,942 - Updated: 2h ago - Published: 3/17/2013 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R.
Tell Me The Reason Why by SensiblyTainted reviews
Harry is rescued at eight from his abusive uncle by five teen soldiers who've just won their own war. Under their tutelage, Harry comes to Hogwarts with skills the Wizarding world doesn't expect and brothers who won't let Harry go without a fight.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 279,887 - Reviews: 1976 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 1,831 - Updated: 3h ago - Published: 9/16/2010 - Harry P.
Why We Don't Go In Gramps' Room by Le.Jester.Vixen reviews
There is a certain reason why Luffy isn't allowed to go in his grandfather's room. If that's the case then why does Ace have to go through all of this hassal during his vacation from college? (Slowly Continuing)
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 192,505 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7h ago - Published: 9/18/2011 - Luffy, Ace
Making History by Arcawolf reviews
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock has finally managed to take down a dragon, only to discover he doesn't have the stomach to kill it. So, he sets it loose and the dragon . . . flies away. That should be the end of it, but dragons have long memories, and destiny has a funny way of catching up to you. An AU in which Toothless never lost his tailfin.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,175 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 1/12 - Hiccup, Toothless
What You Get For A Milk Carton by siqwithaQ reviews
Ace is tired. There's spilt milk in the kitchen, he has Writer's Block, and his little brother chooses now to come knocking on his door. About that? Ace doesn't have a little brother. So just who is this kid?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,742 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Ace, Luffy, T. Law
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking; war and technology are pushing on the edge of the unbelievable, and S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately attempts to keep the peace. The soldier and the scientist are not the only lights that push back against the darkness, however; magic will encompass the world again as the last wizard makes himself known.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 239,116 - Reviews: 5552 - Favs: 8,281 - Follows: 9,602 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
Two Is Better Than One by I wanna be the very best reviews
Doctor Reid finds himself with a secret after a night at a club with his team. He isn't ashamed of the secret, just concerned. But the secret won't stay silent for long. Male/male pairings lemon later characters ooc at times
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 87 - Words: 137,457 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 11/3/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
Bejeweled by DJFireHawk reviews
Belinda Baggins is more like her mother than anyone knew. Gandalf invites her on a quest where she makes friends, learns about dwarf culture, and maybe even finds love. Though no small amount of chaos and adventure will surely be found as well. Fem!Bilbo, Bagginshield, and more.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,094 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
What We Believe In by bleachfreak101 reviews
HitsuGin Yaoi AU The same dream every night, the man who can pull me away from all my troubles. One moment he's a figment of my imagination, next he's right before me.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,162 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 6/18/2012 - G. Ichimaru, T. Hitsugaya
The Littlest Archer by Oliver'sQueen reviews
When a fight with Loki goes wrong, The Avengers have a big problem on their hands. Well, it's actually not that big at all.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 90,125 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S.
Arcane Academy by ame3565 reviews
With Sirius' recent death, Harry's summer has a hellish start. The Dursley's abuse turns deadly, and Dumbledore does nothing to save him. Will he survive for another year of school, and will he even want to go back to Hogwarts at all? Slash, M/M/M/M, OMC/Hary, m-preg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 132,014 - Reviews: 3523 - Favs: 4,789 - Follows: 5,470 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Harry P., OC
A Chance Encounter by Sakucherryblossoms reviews
It was obvious what she had to do; when she saw him in trouble the only logical thing to do was save him. Now that she has, however, it has changed quite a few things in Konoha… along with her love life. SakuraXxHayate
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 85,632 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Sakura H., Hayate G.
Hard to Breathe by sourulfur reviews
Something is seriously wrong with Stiles Stilinski, and somehow, Danny Mahealani has found himself being pulled into it. He doesn't like it, but he's found himself worrying about Stiles. Maybe now he'll finally learn the truth of what's going on in town.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,974 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 12/4/2013 - [Stiles, Danny] Scott M., Allison A.
The Seldom Seen Kid by Lazycatgirl reviews
What would have happened if Naruto had a different childhood. Instead of taking after his mother in personality what if he not only looked like his dad but had a similar personality too. As well as being supported by the Sarutobi clan. Smartish Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 197,378 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 1,879 - Follows: 1,965 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Naruto U.
100 Themes Challenge by MemoriesOfVoxei reviews
Updating weekly! It is Luffy-centric, and I try to highlight the close trust and friendship he has with his crew and the fun, loving, beautiful yet painful relation he has with both of his brothers, mainly Ace. 15th Theme out! 15. Idle: "Luffy let his head fall back in sleepiness and his eyes closed in defeat; he trusted the swordsman with his life, after all. "
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,182 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo, Straw Hats P.
You Can Just Tell by Taisi reviews
This wasn't something Usopp could take his hand and guide him through, this was- love, and dating, and serious in a way losing pocket money just wasn't. (One of those slice-of-life stories, with normal stuff like reindeer and the mob.) AU, Modern-day Straw Hats, ZoLu, Nakamaship/gen.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,069 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Luffy, Zoro, Usopp
Reborn in Fire by Aerle reviews
Fireman Marco has earned the nickname 'the Phoenix' by saving numerous people from a certain death. After an accident however, he has to relearn to walk and gets a new job as arson inspector at a different fire station. There he gets confronted with a boy from his past, now all grown up and gorgeous. MarcoAce version of the Fire-universe. Image by Picmurasaki
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 119,110 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 7/9/2013 - [Marco, Ace]
A Shot in the Dark by Silver pup reviews
AU — When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 166,976 - Reviews: 1637 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 2,008 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
Save Your Sorrow by FlippedOutFlippy reviews
Lee and Gaara had met before, when they were children. Lee didn't know that he signed his life away the moment he spoke kindly to the red head. GaaLee. Cover by KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,804 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 6/1/2011 - [Gaara, Lee R.] - Complete
Oxygen by Tawny The Disturbed reviews
Oxygen. An element. Literally, everyone needs it and most take it for granted. Figuratively, some need it more than others. A Warren/Will slash. Rated M for swearing, violence and intensely intimate themes...Wipe that drool off of your chin.
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 182,462 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Warren P., William S./Will
Lock That Sht Up by CMW2 reviews
BABE AU from One for the Money 2012 - NOW A WIP:Steph takes Ranger's shower curtain advice seriously, impressing him and leaving things open for their psuedofriendship to become something much more fun;Rated for language and spice;4th in my 2012 SSS Project
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 88,854 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Ranger M., Stephanie P.
Ask No Questions by Lil Lupin reviews
After Jack decides she's had enough, Alex is forced to live under the same roof as Wolf - fantastic. But what he discovers is a K unit that's falling apart. Can he pull the team back together? Or is what they've been through too much for even Alex to fix? AU, post-Snakehead.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 105,606 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Wolf
Everything I do by Tiger Lily Roar reviews
(AU) As any parent will tell you, there is nothing they would not do for their child. Running from the sinister world that is Wizarding England, Lily Potter nee Evans has only one person she can trust to protect her son: His father. A very different Harry grows up with his genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist father. (Potential M/M Pairing - more information in 1st ch. A/N)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 81,586 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 1,752 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 3/15 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Maybe Opposites Do Attract by Dementia777 reviews
There was something about the eleventh division, their Captain and third seated officer in particular, that scared Hanataro. He never gave it a lot of thought, or gave any of them a chance until he feels maybe he pegged Ikkaku wrong?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 149,273 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Ikkaku M., Hanatarō Y.
New Twilight by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry grew up in the Muggle world brought up by a nanny his parents hired. He's only seen his parents a few times and he knows they are ashamed of him. They move him further away to Forks. His siblings find out about him, and they are furious with their parents. Will they lose their remaining children? Harry learns what its like to love and have a family with the Cullen's E/H SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 146,274 - Reviews: 2590 - Favs: 1,821 - Follows: 2,294 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 11/20/2011
Learning Freedom by angelrider13 reviews
They were slaves. One who had known freedom and lost it; one who had been born without it. Will a chance meeting give them something to live for? AU. AceLu BROTHERLY. Strong T for now. Warnings inside.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,912 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Ace, Luffy
Of ink and feathers by MyLadyDay reviews
Marco is unfortunate enough to break his right arm, but an annoying wait at the hospital brings things he didn't expect in the slightest. All he has to do now is wait for his arm to heal while dealing with an annoying stranger. AU Birthday fic for Nyuu (Junk'peria)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,914 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Marco, Ace
Fighting without a cause by Tostie reviews
AU seventh year - Albus Dumbledore and the order of the Phoenix use an old ritual to summon a hero from another world. He isn't exactly what they had expected – (initial)indifferent!Harry – no slash – no Horcruxes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 155,940 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 1,859 - Follows: 2,492 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G., Blaise Z., OC
How It's Perceived by spoons-are-evil reviews
They all had problems. They all had something wrong with them. So they went to the Going Merry Mental Institution. They met, and they were all insane somehow, but did it really matter?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,076 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Luffy, Straw Hats P.
A Misunderstanding by Raven Bloodwolf reviews
Calling anyone another name is hurtful. But being mistaken for a marsupial is just plain insulting. It's a good thing Jack is cute. Or is it a bad thing? Bunnymund is an anthro in this story! AntroBunnyxJack Frost. I have named Bunnymund Gabriel before I found out his real name, but I'm going to keep it as Gabriel b/c I like it better. Please Enjoy and review. No bashers allowed!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,540 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Stilt Memories by Kiyoko Usagi reviews
"Just come home to me." "This isn't my home. It never was, and it never will be," Hook hissed as he pushed by Peter Pan, forcefully shoving the other aside. "It was your home, Hook!" Peter yelled out to him. "When are you going to realize that I'm the only one who will ever love you?" Sometimes, love is a dish better served cold...
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,035 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Peter Pan
Naruto: Genesis of the Nindo by Bloody-Mad reviews
Inspired by Reading the Future: Naruto's True Nindo. . . The future is not set in stone. Every action has a reaction. The people of the past have a chance to change things- hopefully, for the better. Join Team Minato, The Slug and Toad Sannin, and the parents that started it all! Hopefully, a different kind of Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 757,582 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Naruto U.
The Devil You Know by Unseelie Sidhe reviews
They say the devil you know is better than the one you don't...but knowing a Devil just means there is that much more temptation
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 125,359 - Reviews: 1914 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Paul, Bella
Truth and Reconciliation by The70boss302 reviews
Hiccup decides that Berk is no longer safe. He makes the call to sever all ties from his home. What will happen when he blows his cover with the village? What will the world think when he reveals his Night Fury? Veers off from the movie.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 104,803 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Hiccup, Toothless
Along Came a Family by Imablack reviews
Severitus after year four. Newly revised. Harry is overwhelmed by guilt after the death of Cedric Diggory. On his 15th birthday a strange package arrives, changing his world, and that of the Potion's Master, forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 165,335 - Reviews: 1748 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 1,943 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
New chance by Hektols reviews
A 10 years old Naruto meets a man who will change his life and the Ninja Nations, but will it be for good? The Yondaime has returned and he is not happy. NaruHina later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 144 - Words: 511,546 - Reviews: 7063 - Favs: 4,064 - Follows: 3,185 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 1/30/2008 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
One So Small by uoduck reviews
Harry remembers going towards the light then hearing someone say that his next life was a gift and he wouldn't ever need to fight. Ha! However, the people that he grew up around were small minded and thought that there should be no such thing as a hobbit with a penchant for weird things. So, he moves in with his childhood friend. This will be Harry/Thorin/Bilbo.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,847 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 11/3/2013 - [Harry P., Bilbo B., Thorin]
Illusions of Grandeur by Kanathia reviews
Angels, demons, and Winchesters have made it to the top of Harry's black list, but first impressions are rarely right, and a glass of scotch can soothe anyone's temper. Starts mid season 3 and spans several seasons. Rated T for coarse language and mild violence. Now completed.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 205,179 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 1,872 - Follows: 2,386 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Waking Up And Starting Over by Taytay123456 reviews
Set after Edward leaves. Jake is brought into Bella's life; his interest in her is piqued. Friendship follows. Realistic healing process. Realizations, love, Victoria, La Push, wolf transformations, the Cullen family returns in later chapters. Bella could be viewed as slightly OC. Rated T. NOT a story where Edward is forgotten, but a Team Jacob. Not AU !COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 113,124 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 2/15 - Bella, Jacob
Unjust Fear by Laurenke1 reviews
Having managed to find the courage to ask for his book back from Professor Snape, Harry learns that there is a reason everybody fears the Potions Master but can one first year see through his mask of fear to see a teacher he can confide in? AU warning
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 148,845 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 1,723 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Run Straw Hat! Run! by Jester310 reviews
Ch18:Killer x Luffy.A collection of fics that all have Luffy in a yaoi pairing. Like the rays of morning sun and the buzzing of bumble bee-every little thing about the boy stops his anxiety and leaves Killer's heart pounding with joy. Back there where the cold,harsh winter had brought them together,now the magical months of spring brings their hearts closer.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 131,132 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Luffy, Killer
Rise of the Kaizoukage by clashofthelegends reviews
Naruto Namikaze has had a lousy childhood, unable to bear the pain he runs away . He soon meets nine people who will change his life and give him the things he has desires most in the world: a family and freedom. Will be Epic in Length, with lots of Action, Humor, Drama, and Romance on the side. Rating may go up due to Language and Violence in later chapters.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 49 - Words: 172,115 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Straw Hats P.
Lay Your Heart Near Mine by Paint Me Soft Red reviews
After Luffy accidently sprays Zoro with a strange perfume , Zoro begins to feel funny and unusually horny.Having no luck relieving himself, Zoro goes to a certain perverted cook for help. The outcome of their decision ends up with a baby on board the strawhat ship. A lot of problems rise for the crew but they wont let a baby stop their fun. MPREG SanZo SxZ uke Zoro
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,441 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 8/19/2013 - [Zoro, Sanji]
The Fourth Espada: The Great Winged Fox by TheShadowOnTheWall reviews
Even Ulquiorra Cifer has memories he'd like to forget. His betrayal and execution at the hands of those he called friends. Uzumaki Naruto is dead, and his new form cares little for it. But as he dies once more, he remembers a face; Hinata. Even a monster deserves a chance at love, and revenge. And the Spirit King is happy to oblige. Infamous Man Challenge.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 144,102 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Hinata H., Ulquiorra
Sugar, Spice and Everything Nice by Kairyn Deliae reviews
Fem!Sanji. Starting from Sanji's first appearance and following the Manga with the flirty cook as a flirty female cook. Should be fun! R and R is loved to pieces. Possibly ZoroXFem!San later on. BE WARNED lots of rehashing of canon w/ a few new arcs.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 191,741 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Sanji, Zoro
Call of the Night by Spidermaster reviews
When Hiccup gains popularity in Berk, he suddenly finds that it's no longer appealing to him now that he has Toothless. The young Viking will discover the life altering implications of a bond that runs far deeper than any human could suspect.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 173,523 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless
You've Got Pressure Dripping Off Your Shoulders by Rah.RaZorBlade reviews
It turns out Stiles is both, Jackson's and Scott's mate. Stiles/Jackson/Scott. Mpreg.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,879 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 3/7 - Scott M., Stiles, Jackson W. - Complete
Phoenix Love and Fire Fist by passionateinterest reviews
After using an evolved form of his animagus form to defeat Voldemort, Harry becomes a human and phoenix hybrid. In fear of his powers Harry is betrayed by the Ministry and pushed through the Veil and lands into the One piece universe. A new life is now awaiting him with two dominant mates to protect and care for him. AcexHarryxMarco, other pairings, mpreg, cross dressing
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 81,762 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Harry P., Ace, Marco
Daughter of the Sea by Vampirelover12100 reviews
An inspired story from Pokepika's Haunt: One Piece: Growing up with Whitebeard It's a fem!Luffy story. Real summary inside.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 62,632 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Luffy
Unexpected Emergencies by Blueh reviews
Luffy had been alone most of his short life, with no one to love and no one to rely on. This all changed, however, when the Whitebeard Pirates stumble upon his lonely little island and take the four-year-old boy under their wing. Who knew that the little rubber brat would become one of Oyaji's strongest commanders when he grew up? Ha. The Whitebeard Pirates sure didn't. AU
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,822 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Ace, Luffy, Whitebeard
Taking Chances by criesofthefallen reviews
AU. He left before they could do anything about it. It was for the best.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,732 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Avengers: A Deal with the Devil by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
… or with the Norse God of Mischief. Tony has a proposition for Loki. Loki would be lying if he said he wasn't intrigued. Dark!Tony, dark!Loki.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,428 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 1/31 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Loki]
The Burglaress by phantom-lass reviews
FemBilbo "After all whoever heard of a lady-burglar?" Dwalin wasn't expecting the small female to answer the door. Bilbo wasn't expecting the axe-wielding dwarf on her doorstep. Protective Dwalin. Flirting Fili and Kili. Grouchy Thorin - for a bit. Fill to a prompt!
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,759 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Dwalin
Fire Raising Wizard by RabbitRed reviews
Harry Potter isn't just a Potter, he's also an Uchiha, though really just a cousin thanks to an ancestor having been an Uchiha who was cast away from the clan after not being able to produce a sharingan. Thanks to the help of the goblins he's found some familiy and is now leaving the wizarding world to meet them, after all the war is over and he has nothing to stay for.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,290 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 1/22 - Harry P., Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Her saving people thing by SkyeWalkerO66 reviews
Hermione always told her that she had a 'saving people thing' and she usually listened to her unless it was about her emotions and health. So really, she shouldn't have been as shocked as she was to find herself caught up with the people she became so entangled with. Yes, she defiantly shouldn't have been as shocked as she was when she realized she'd fallen in love with Bruce. FEM!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,116 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 1,143 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
He's What Now? by Dragons-Be-Here reviews
The one where Harry is a business tycoon and a surprising person's fiance. Yaoi.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,366 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 1,344 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Harry P., U. Nekozawa
The prisoner by darksider82 reviews
Harry in Azkaban and Poseidon, Hades realize they've got an extremely powerful demigod child. HP/PJ with slight Ghost Rider
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,655 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Harry P.
Running with Scissors by S. McCoy reviews
SHIELD's official term for it is "detainment." That's what they call locking Bruce away for eight months in what is, essentially, a windowless 450 square foot apartment, give or take a bit; he's done the measuring and calculations a few times, but the walls always throw him off. An alternative back story for how Bruce Banner ends up working with SHIELD. Eventual Hulkeye.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,365 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Hawkeye/Clint B.
The Uncover of a New Family by Isys Luna Skeeter reviews
Crossover. Harry killed Voldemort, married Ginny and had three kids… and then everything turned upside down. Harry fled with his four kids to New York, trying to find the peace that they couldn't have in England when SHIELD found them. And what is this about Voldemort being alive?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,498 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 1,219 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 8/5/2012 - [Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.] Voldemort
Wanted Dead or Alive! by aslMeno reviews
After taking Akainu's hit for his brother, Ace was sure that it was the end. That was until he woke up seemingly buried alive in front of his grave. After finding out two years have passed since his 'death', Ace goes in search of answers, trying to unwrap what has happened in the two years he was gone.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,806 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Ace, Luffy, Marco, Sabo
Smile If You Love Me by uzumaki rakku reviews
Summary: Collection of ficlets, drabbles, one-sentence drabbles and future fic previews. Some sweet, some sad, some silly, but all short and all KakaNaru and/or NaruKaka. #25: Insomnolence. "Are you sure?" the silver-haired man murmured. "You look like you might worry." —Kakashi and Naruto in the hospital after a mission, both having sustained rather serious injuries previously.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 6,441 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 9/20/2010 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.]
Sun Rise by Dragons-Twilight1992 reviews
What if Paul was the one the found Bella in the beginning of New Moon? What if Paul imprinted on Bella? What if Bella asked him to take her far away from Forks? What if they return 8 years later for a family emergancy? Where have they been hiding all these years? Why did they leave all of Forks and La Push to believe their dead? Will they leave them again or will they stay?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 57,455 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 8/21/2011 - [Bella, Paul] [Edward, Leah]
Howling at the Moon by darkling59 reviews
This is a fic collection devoted to Coyote Starrk, with cameos from lots of other characters. Angst to crack to adventure, AU to canon divergence, time travel, and beyond. Current: Random chance leads the shinigami to Starrk's hiding place during the current arc and they drag him back into the action. Well, they TRY.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 50,669 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 9/4/2012 - C. Stark, Shunsui K.
Transliterations by ikkiichiyuu reviews
He had attained the rights to be the Master of Death, and it was his obligation to steer the fates away from destruction whilst she reaped the souls to fuel Life. (Rewrite of Rewrite. Pun intended.) ON INTERMITTENT HIATUS.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,709 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 1,367 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Harry P., Loki
Revival of the Past by Nightrayspath reviews
The Fates brought forth a new chance. A man revived. A ghost by his side. A prisoner freed. A wolf reunited with his pack . A child learns a parents love. A traitor hunted. [Takes place in Harrys third year, contains many flashbacks to marauder era]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 106,444 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P.
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,597 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 2,090 - Follows: 2,132 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Shattered by Blueh reviews
10-year-old Ace has been having these weird dreams about himself and Luffy as grown-ups. He didn't think anything of it until a certain man wearing a Straw hat decides to randomly pop out of nowhere. Literally. Time-travel!fic
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,162 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Ace, Luffy, Sabo
Here Comes the Sun by scatteredPhilosopher reviews
Her name was Monkey D. Luka, and she was a sun, for them. - A collection of drabbles, looking at the Straw Hat Pirates through a partially genderbent world.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 5,266 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Straw Hats P.
Paradise by xXSakura-Hime-SamaXx reviews
He may be a supposedly dead missing-nin but he was raised a gentlemen, helping the crying pink haired girl was just proof of that...too bad he got attached to her smile afterwards. -Starts during the wave arc-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 81,294 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Sakura H., Madara U.
Time Travel is Impossible, at Least for Humans by kirallie reviews
AU, timetravel. Eventual IruKaka.If you could go back and make things right, would you? Not the normal Naruto goes back in time story. Iruka is more than he appears and he's finally ready to act.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,722 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 2/13/2007 - [Iruka U., Kakashi H.] Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Firefly by Kaori Ishida reviews
Harry Potter is known in the entire magic world, and when he reaches 11 years everybody is expecting great things from the young wizard, the only problem is that he is only interested in freedom, oh! And don t call him Harry Potter, his name is Portgas D. Ace, and he is a pirate. Challenge from TheBlackSeaReaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,754 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Harry P., Ace
Burn so brightly by Judin reviews
"What's my name, Castiel?" Dean asked, leaning forward on the chair. "You know it, come on." "Dean," Castiel said, but in two voices at once, one human and child-like, the other vibrating on a discordant frequency. Destiel, ageregressionfic, wingfic.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 55,871 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Castiel, Dean W., Sam W., Bobby S.
I See Dead People by bloodyblond reviews
Bella Swan comes to Forks with something a little... extra. What will she do when she realizes that it's not just a group of ridiculously attractive teenagers she's going to High School with, but ones that have a little something 'extra' too? Her life has already changed once, is she ready for three of them to change it again? And are they ready for her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 148,594 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Over Easy by TurtleFriedRice reviews
Created in a relationship of flames, even the most unusual miracles can be found. MarcoxAce, Warning: Egg.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,496 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 12/17/2013 - [Ace, Marco]
Little Red Riding Hood by samettikettu reviews
Eight years ago Luffy was diagnosed with amnesia, causing him to forget his childhood. When delivering a request from Garp to Dadan, he learns that a certain blond man with a blue top-hat knows him better than he does. Luffy also meets someone who has been waiting for him for eight years. They also learn that Luffy's amnesia is part of a great plan. [ACExLUFFY, AU]
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,616 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo
Invisible by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry has a twin, everyone thinks it was Nick who survived. Harry is pushed aside, when it comes to it what will happen? will Harry fight for a world that didnt want him or care about him? will Dumbledore, the Potter's grovell at his feet? Snarry/slash. What happens when the world finds out he was the one to survive that faithful halloween night? oh so many years ago?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 68 - Words: 357,680 - Reviews: 6800 - Favs: 3,583 - Follows: 4,543 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Professor Loki of Hogwarts by Scioneeris reviews
Professor!Loki. In which Loki is good, Jor, Fen, Hel, Nari and Vali are awesome. While Loki becomes the DADA professor at Hogwarts and adopts Harry. Some Dumble and S.H.I.E.L.D bashing. Set in first year. Read notes and warnings!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,566 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Fawkes, Loki
Different, Not Defective by awesomelyglorious reviews
Everyone said Harry was different, but what if the differences were more than just surviving the killing curse? What if Harry had Autism? How would the wizarding world react and adapt to The Boy Who Lived?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,726 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 1,567 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Blind Stars of Fortune by 100demons reviews
Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,975 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 1,539 - Follows: 1,817 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Kakashi H.
Windchime by uzumaki rakku reviews
"You are not allowed to die," he growled, deep and fierce and furious. "Not after everything you've taught me. Not after everything I've done to get you back." But the battle was desperate and the stakes so high... Adaptation/Extension based on Shippuden Movie 3.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,412 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 5/4/2010 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] - Complete
You are my home by crowned queen of bitchland reviews
Expecting a child is a happy thing. There should be baby showers and late night, weird cravings and hormones and excitement. But most of all there should be someone to share it with. Stiles...he's going at it alone.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,414 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Derek H., Stiles
Always Use Protection by TurtleFriedRice reviews
No one is really safe from the abnormalities of the Grand Line. Zosan, Yaoi, Language, MPREG.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 128,995 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 7/15/2013 - [Sanji, Zoro] - Complete
Laws of Motion by Taisi reviews
"Do you really think you're a mistake?" It was hard for the canine genius to fathom, and he frowned when Sherman dropped his gaze again, somewhat alarmed. "That the future must be a better place simply because you're not there?" (Movie!Verse, drabble.)
Mr. Peabody & Sherman - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30 - Complete
Fishtail by siqwithaQ reviews
AU– Usopp watched the merman vanish into the sea. He never imagined what this sighting would bring upon him and everyone around him.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,657 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Ace, Luffy, Usopp
In Places Deep, Where Dark Things Sleep by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
[Thranduil/HP] Ten years later, and Harry wakes up in deep in the Mirkwood as the Elves begin their starlight festival. AU. Post-Hogwarts. Cross over. Master of Death!Harry. Language. The Hobbit spoilers. Soulmates. Terrible attempts at translating Elvish.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,893 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 1/15 - [The Elven King of Mirkwood, Harry P.] Legolas G.
Café by Faust VII reviews
Harry stared out the Dursely car window morosely. 'I would have went with Sirius if he had asked.' He thought. 'I would have run from the law and Durselys with him.' He paused, blinking. 'I could do that on my own! I could run away' Summer after 3rd year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 124,406 - Reviews: 2688 - Favs: 3,834 - Follows: 4,586 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Harry P.
Family Ties by Center of the Galaxy reviews
"Family isn't just connected by blood, Peter," Natasha told him with a small smile on her lips. "A family is a bunch of people who will always be there to help you, who will always look out for you." After Aunt May lands in the hospital, Peter is forced to move into the Avengers tower for a bit and slowly, the teenager begins to find a home with the team. *Superfamily, no slash!*
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,870 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
Lion Unity by Fruitality reviews
In the books, Harry's been betrayed by his house so many times it's never a surprise. But what if the Gryffindors got their act together after Harry's first year and start acting like a family again? The result is Lion Unity, where wizards and witches all over the world learn not to mess with Harry and his huge family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 57 - Words: 191,304 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 1,529 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 12/23/2012
Heaven and Hell by brittbbe reviews
Harry is the immortal son of Lucifer and Michael. He is kidnapped by Dumbledore at birth and given to the Potters to be the wizarding worlds savior. He finds out and leaves for America, this is how he changed his destiny.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,360 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Harry P., Castiel
Hungry like a Wolf by AgentFiyeroSummers reviews
When Harry runs away from the Dursleys he didn't expect to be attacked by a Werewolf. As the Curse spreads through his body Ancient blood-lines are awoken. 8 years later the Wizarding World catches up to Harry and his new Pack. Harry/OMC Slash. Darkish!Lycan!Harry. A little sex-obsessed at the beginning but relaxes at Chapter 13/14.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,475 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 8/9/2013 - [Harry P., OC]
Teach Me To Love You by nayru-kleinefee reviews
KakaIru Kakashi had never been anything else than what had been expected of him. And nobody had ever expected him to be human. So how could Iruka even want to be near him? How could he say he loved him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 67,661 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Following Fate by Kakiryu reviews
AU! Slash! Threesome! When James told his wife to run away that fateful night, she apparated to the safest place she knew - Hogwarts. Splinching herself in her panic, Lily Potter died within the Forbidden Forest, leaving her son to be raised by the creatures living there. HPBZDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,463 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Harry P., Draco M., Blaise Z.
Harry Potter and the Effects of Inattentional Blindness by AwfulLawful reviews
Harry and Ginny break up under reasonable circumstances. Harry has the hard part - he has to deal with infertility. Or so he thought, until his creature genes come to light. Harry/Lucius/Narcissa
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,386 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Harry P., Lucius M., Narcissa M.
Haphephobia by Szept reviews
Elsa have gained control of her power. Anna has finally made friends outside of those in her head. But by no means does it mean a happy ending for both their tortured minds. The story of mildly insane sisters - Elsanna.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,417 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 12/6/2013 - [Anna, Elsa]
In Times of Need by Acidspades reviews
An alternate ending to the season 2 finale! Sam's dying, and dying fast. Dean's desperate, but the deal he makes, is one that backfires. Can Dean save Sam before time runs out?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,728 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Bobby S., Azazel/Yellow-Eyes
How Dean, kickass Guardian Angel, and Sam, his charge, saved the world by gwevyan reviews
Dean liked the guardian angel gig. Gabriel made him a kick-ass vessel, and his charges never needed more than an occasional glance. But those jobs were just a warm-up: for some reason Sammy Winchester's got Heaven and Hell after him, he's too often left all alone, and he refuses to believe that Dean's NOT as cuddly as a teddy bear. Castiel's welcome to stop laughing any time now.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,089 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Bobby S., Castiel
Shape & Collide by siqwithaQ reviews
The Mugiwara crew docks at an island in the New World, where Luffy bumps into... Ace, Sabo, and Luffy? One Luffy learns how life could have been if he had set out to sea with his brothers, and another learns how it could have turned out if he hadn't.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,171 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 1/21 - Ace, Luffy, Sabo, Straw Hats P.
Copy Ninja and Pup by Hichiisai reviews
Kakashi was one of the best Ninja in Konoha, so when the Hokage became worried about traitors in the ANBU, it made perfect sense to assign him the mission to remove them. However the Hokage's second request was another story. After all, what did he know about being a parent?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,638 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Circular Reasoning by Swimdraconian reviews
Torn from a hellish future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Juggling his violent past, Sidhe politics, and a questionable sanity, he fights to stay ahead of enemy intrigue. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 179,014 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 3,530 - Follows: 3,872 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P.
Everything for you by alaison reviews
He would do everything for his brother, even save the world. But how do you explain to your friends that you have a brother, and that all you did was for him…
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,280 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Harry P., Quatre W.
it is the still and silent sea that drowns by Taisi reviews
Hiccup backed away from them now, so small and so fierce and so ready to cut ties with the only friends he had, all because- "We're trying to help! What's the matter with you?" Merida snapped, and her temper gave the words a sharp edge they didn't need. "We're doing you a favor, signing up to help fight these dragons!" (Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons, RotBTD, Hiccup!centric.)
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/23 - Hiccup, Toothless, Jack Frost
DID You Hear The Rabbit Cry? by demon lilith reviews
It seems that Harry has Dissociative Identity Disorder (Multiple Personality Disorder). To him, this is nothing new. He's known of his alters for as long as he can remember. Magic, however, is a different story entirely. When he finds himself sorted into Slytherin, he learns that the choices he must make are more important than he ever imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 55 - Words: 115,054 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Tom R. Jr.
War Brings Peace of Mind by Hazel Roses reviews
War is brewing between the great nations and the Fire Nation is target by Earth, Lightning, and Water. Sakura is shocked when the Akatsuki move into Konoha and become their allies. These were their enemies for so long and now she was there to help them with anything they needed. At first Sakura was furious, but she's surprised to see they have their human tendencies.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,920 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
Mingling in the Crowd by Cheyla reviews
Harry wanted to be normal. He couldn't be normal in the wizarding world, his relatives made it clear that he wouldn't fit in the muggle world. Can he fit in the shinobi world with the help of his guardian? Or will he always stand out? Complete!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 38,709 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 1,397 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 3/10/2011 - [Harry P., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Momentary Breakdowns and Beginnings by Sebe reviews
Whenever Scott begins to buckle under the pressure of being an alpha, having people depend on him, Stiles is there to pull him back up, be the solid ground. Derek doesn't always understand that bond, but he's constantly awed by it and sometimes a bit envious. Scott and Stiles' friendship. Derek POV
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22 - Scott M., Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Crazy Ain't Contagious by undercoverspoon reviews
Crazy wizard meets crazy angel, and it's the start of a beautifully crazy friendship. Too much crazy? Nah. Told in drabbles. Set in S7, before "Reading Is Fundamental" and onwards. [no pairings... maybe a smidgen of bromance?]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,280 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Harry P., Castiel
A Throne of Stars by Mah-BlackberrehSoS reviews
Why do these things keep happening to him? All because Death owed some dead guy a favour, Harry finds himself pulled from his world and thrust into an entirely new reality, with one single goal in mind – saving Portgas D. Ace. Hell if he knows how Luffy was added into the mix. SLASH/Yaoi - Ace/Harry/Luffy
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,267 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 1,633 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 10/3/2012 - [Harry P., Ace, Luffy]
A New Place To Stay by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry is called up to Dumbledore's office at the end of his fourth year and told he was to go and live with Severus Snape. Severus does what no one else bothered - he takes care of Harry. watch as Harry flourishes to all that he was meant to be. A Slytherin with a heart of a lion. No slash. Can with Severus' help, Harry win this war? Sixth Year Begins With It The War.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 275,653 - Reviews: 4542 - Favs: 3,098 - Follows: 3,848 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Oh You Didn't Know? Yeah, He's Awesome by RuRuLaLa reviews
Remember Goblet of Fire? What would happen if Harry took the filter off his mouth and actually said what he's thinking? Bad things, probably. But it'll be fun as hell. My go at the Intelligent!Harry, Smart alec!Harry situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,325 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 1,564 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Harry P.
righting the wrongs of the past by obeytherandomness reviews
Konoha has been destroyed and all of the ninjas have died. The last few to die are Sakura, Sasuke, and Naruto. Naruto calls on a goddess to request that he be allowed to return to his past in order to stop the loss of innocent lives. sasunaru plz comment
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 114,087 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Betrayal's Touch by Kiera27 reviews
Harry/Many - He fought so hard to free them all, he lost everything, and how did they reward him? They threw him away, he would change everything, he would save everyone he loved and leave the rest of them to rot. Rating for the future.Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,947 - Reviews: 2383 - Favs: 3,137 - Follows: 3,792 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Harry P., Remus L.
It Takes A Village (Or A Pirate Crew) by MarzBarz reviews
Dragon asks Whitebeard to take care of his infant son, Luffy. Life on the Moby Dick is never the same. (Whitebeard raises Luffy AU)
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,683 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 2/12 - Luffy, Marco, Whitebeard, Thatch
OotP Harper Potter by TheAngelsCryInBlood reviews
So what happens when you make Harry a girl called Harper and make a slytherin, son of a deatheater her best friend? Well let's see.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,953 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Harry P., Theodore N.
The Nine-Tailed Twins by CallMeAsh reviews
Together since the day they were born, what will they do once the shinobi world threatens to tear them apart?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,265 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Team Seven, OC
Shadows And Light by SilvaraWilde reviews
Harry comes into an unexpected inheritance. Now he must learn how to control his new powers, find out who his friends really are, and try to not make too many mistakes along the way. This fic contains bad/evil Dumbledore, Molly and Ron. There will also be slash, and multiple mates for Harry. You have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 75,945 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 7/28/2013 - [Harry P., OC, Fred W., George W.]
Coniuntus Potestas by xxxDrSpencerReidxxx reviews
Chris and Wyatt had more of a connection then the Charmed Ones had ever realized but when that connection starts to catch him in the past the Charmed Ones start to uncover the secrets behind why Chris is there and why he tends to know his way around the manor. AU.
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,890 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Chris H., Wyatt H.
Courting a Malfoy by slayer of destiny reviews
When Harry and Neville take a holiday to France to escape Dumbledore's manipulations for the summer they meet the brother and nephew of Lucius Malfoy, the youngest Malfoy male quickly catching Harry's eye and leading to an interesting summer. Harry/OMC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,747 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., OC
Your Eyes Say Different by TheRatedMPi reviews
Percy's daily swimming activities are interrupted by a certain sun god with his own activities in mind. Percy is about 18 years old here. One-shot turned into a chaptered story. Lemon.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,787 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Percy J., Apollo
In the Hands of My Enemy by CrimsonWolfDemon reviews
While practicing a new jutsu, Naruto transform into a fox demon and finds himself unable to change back. He gets stuck in a bear trap but soon is free from someone he least expect. He soon finds himself in the hands of an enemy, he knows all too well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,041 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Naruto U., Juugo
Sparked by Magic by Ie-maru reviews
Harry accidentally becomes akin to Primus the summer after fourth year. His 'children' call him Creator, but is he ready for the position and all it entails? What will happen when wizards and Cybertronians alike meet them? No slash. No pairing for Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,899 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 2,637 - Follows: 3,078 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Harry P.
Lifegiving Sun by CG07 reviews
Bella was broken, beyond repair. Then Jacob healed her and gave her an unexpected surprise. Join Bella as she begins her journey in discovering the truth of what was once considered legend...and what part she plays in carrying on it's tradition.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,603 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Bella, Jacob
My mother is Kyuubi by beast man1500 reviews
The night after the battle on the bridge Naruto we thought naruto accessed kyuubi's. What if it wasn't kyuubi's. What if it was his. What if the kyuubi was Kushina Uzumaki. Not incest naruxfemsasu sine it's rare. slight crossover with Inuyasha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,871 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kushina U.
Brothers Bond by Aragon Potter reviews
What if on the day that Naruto becomes a official Genin of Konoha he was attacked by a mob and at that same time a black clothed stranger and his students arrive in Konoha. What link do they have to Naruto? And why are they here?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 93,825 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Naruto U.
The Raikage by Aragon Potter reviews
After succeeding in retrieving Sasuke, Naruto was banished from Konoha due to the Council's fear of the Akatsuki coming after him and destroying Konoha. 10 years later after being banished Naruto becomes the new Raikage of Kumo and leads it to greatness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 515,327 - Reviews: 2527 - Favs: 4,086 - Follows: 3,100 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Naruto U.
Comfort food by New Neon reviews
A series of drabbles where Sanji runs a cafe and Zoro is an oblivious moron. zosan
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,026 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Zoro, Sanji
Sword That Pierces The Heavens by Prince Mikhail reviews
"Abandon your fear Ichigo, face forward. Move forward and never stop. Retreat and you will age, hesitate...and you will die. Together, we will ascend and tear the very heavens asunder." With a better connection to his zanpakuto than we have seen before, Ichigo will finally fully realize his vast potential. BAMF Ichigo
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 64,389 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 1,652 - Follows: 1,776 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Ichigo K., Zangetsu
Silver Light For Blind Eyes by CopperInk reviews
Memories weren't the only thing Jack was lacking when he woke as Jack Frost. It wasn't the only time Jack heard from the Moon either. Not only is Jack blind in the daylight, but now he has to deal with Pitch darkening his moonlight filled nights too as he tries to keep the Nightmare King guarded in his lair. Then there are the Guardians and trouble with his winter powers too.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 125,387 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, Pitch
A Not So Unwelcome Journey by WeStandHereUnited reviews
Bella Baggins had sought out adventure and excitement as a child: she had been Bilbo the Great, the brave explorer who searched for elves in the wood and always came home trailing mud and leaves. Those days were over now, but she never quite let go. People didn't think adventures were the place for women, so thank Valar for the lack of talent dwarves possess at discerning gender.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 108,718 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 1,588 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 12/26/2012 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.]
See you again by DarkSideOfTheDay reviews
Stein comes back to the Shibusen, the end of the world for Spirit. When he mets his former meister again, he doesn't only feel fear and hate. But the madness still exists in Stein and it increases... SteinXSpirit! Based on the manga, first reunion of the two in the second volume. Rated M for language and yaoi. If you don't like yaoi, don't read it.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,579 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 6/18/2013 - [Franken Stein, Spirit A./Death Scythe]
Gregory Malfoy by slayer of destiny reviews
After the events of the Last Battle Harry makes a visit to Malfoy Manor only to meet the extended members of the Malfoy family, including Lucius's brother Gregory. Harry/OMC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,697 - Reviews: 995 - Favs: 1,743 - Follows: 2,107 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., OC
Child of Fire by Hiira reviews
Voldemort is defeated but everyone Harry loved has died as well. When Harry is transported to the Hidden Leaf Village he lives on, but soon he will discover he is fated to be drawn to another mass murderer – Uchiha Itachi. HP Naruto Crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 101,705 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 1,931 - Follows: 2,442 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P.
A Protector's Pride by NeoRyu777 reviews
What if Ichigo had handled his Inner Hollow problem like he had everything else thrown his way? Instead of running from it, he faced it head-on? Rated M for future graphic scenes.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 490,198 - Reviews: 4288 - Favs: 4,237 - Follows: 3,570 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Ichigo K.
My Pride is a Hurricane by NeonZangetsu reviews
Deep in the bowels of Impel Down, the world's most dangerous criminals are jailed and left to rot within six levels of hell. However, housed in the lowest level of hell, HE is set free again. Set during Impel Down Arc. NarutoxHarem! One Piece! Crossover!
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,323 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 1,599 - Follows: 1,520 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Naruto U.
My Guardian Angel by Ice on Wings reviews
In this story all ShadowHunters are Guardian Angels. They are all assigned to a human/ Downworlder to protect them. What happens when Alec is assigned to a Certain Cat eyed Warlock? :D (Rated M, for future Lemons, and Language) (All goes to Cassandra Clare, Image to Devin Art)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,947 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 11/11/2013 - [Alec L., Magnus B.]
A Shreveport Mystery by enchanted nightingale reviews
HP/Southern Vampire Mysteries. Harry was tired of all the attention he got in Europe and decided to hide. What better place to do that than Shreveport, Lousiana? He had not counted Vampires in the deal and especially not Eric Northman. SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,653 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 1,757 - Follows: 2,254 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Harry P., Eric
To Light The Fire by saltandburnit reviews
The world believes that Pirate Kings shouldn't have children. They try all they can to make those kids believe it as well. However Luffy's kid and Ace might have different opinions on the matter. And when the former somehow ends up years into the past right on the Whitebeard Pirates' ship, Ace's little nephew has a chance to show him a different way to look at things.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 51,508 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Ace
Mom? by I. H. Scribe reviews
Tony Stark is the son of Howard Stark and Maria Stark. Maria Stark, however, is not who you'd expect.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/12 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Jarvis - Complete
Crystal Tears and Bloody Tigers by Wolf of the Nightly Moon reviews
I lost evrything and everyone. my powers, my enemies, my friends, my family, even Zangetsu and Shiro. With no one to protect I threw myself iinto the underbelly of human society. World class thief, most famous mercanary, most dangerous assassin. I am these and many more. Ichigo fell into the darkest hole imaginable. read along as he regains his old powers along with some new powers
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,211 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo, G. Ichimaru, Grimmjow J.
My Ball of Energy by TheAnalei reviews
Ace's little brother, despite how smart he was, seemed to have no common sense and seemed to be on a constant sugar high. As a result, he often got himself into sticky situations. But Ace would always be there to pull him out. AU. AceLu brotherly.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,446 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Luffy, Ace
The Color Matters by TheAnalei reviews
Hundreds of years without ever caring for a human came and passed. So why was this one human different? Why did he suddenly care so much? AU. Brotherly Acelu. Rated for violence.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,364 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Ace, Luffy
Hidden Underneath by DragonFire44 reviews
As the Akatsuki work to complete their goals; Tobi moves to complete a personal one as well. To claim Deidara. To make him truly his but will he? Will Deidara return Tobi's feelings? Contains Mature Content! Ma
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 127,676 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara
Minato's: The Art of Being Dead by PyrothTenka reviews
Trust the Yondaime to turn death into a minor inconvenience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,692 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 1,255 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
Inheritance of the Elves by Naruto-junky reviews
"Born today: July 31st of the year 1980, is Harry James Potter. Son of James Potter and Lily Potter. Grandson of Alasdair Potter and Rosemary Potter. Future mate of George Weasely . . . And Fred Weasely!" Under Construction. Some editing to be done before final chapters in September.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,350 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Harry P., George W., Fred W.
Naruto: The Darkest of Heroes by Scissorman1985 reviews
Born of demonic lineage, Naruto is the perfect host for The Kyuubi. Introverted, cunning, and ruthless, his impressive control over the beast's chakra and his own bloodline-limit will make him a force to be respected and feared. Can someone like him bring hope to a world on the brink?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,921 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Naruto U.
Reborn at Hogwarts by phoenixyfriend reviews
Honestly, none of them expected the dimension to collapse, other than Hidan. None of them expected to be reborn, with memories fully intact, in a different dimension. None of them expected to learn magic in this new world. None of them expected anything that happened. But it did.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,639 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Akatsuki
The Death Games by DancingAce reviews
President Coriolanus Snow will mourn the day one of Harry Potter's blood was Reaped. He should have known better than messing with Death when the Master himself happened to be Harry Potter… (Oneshot)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/9 - Complete
Zastruga by Solemini reviews
Jack Frost has spent three hundred years in the care of Pitch Black, hidden away from a world that neither sees nor wants him. What happens, then, when Pitch finally brings him out of the darkness for a shot at the legendary Guardians? AU Fic, canon divergence, etc.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,882 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 1,647 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch, Sandy
HeArt History by Goddess Bless reviews
Penelope is angry over Kevin's betrayal. She fears that she will never find another guy who would take her on her own terms. When a nasty slip in a coffee shop leads to potential romance, how will this technical analyst take to the unknown. Who is the green eyed art historian, and why can she not stop thinking about him? HP/PG Somewhat epilogue compliant, but not really.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,913 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Harry P., P. Garcia
Bleeding Feathers by yaoigirl22 reviews
Sometimes Harry wished he was back in his cupbroad, locked away from the world, both muggle and wizard.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 66,131 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 1,337 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P.
Magister de Morte by I Am Venator reviews
Harry Potter is the Master of Death. His first mission as Master of Death leads him to a universe where technology rules and wizards truly are myth, but Norse gods, aliens, super spies and many other 'impossible' things are real. Inexperienced about his new title, Harry's tactic is to wing it and hope a certain god of mischief doesn't get too interested in him. (first try summary)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,214 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 2/7
Harry Potter of Baker Street by Dayja reviews
Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.
Crossover - Sherlock & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,221 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 3,182 - Follows: 4,104 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W.
Wolf Moon by AhmoseInarus reviews
CCOAC Halloween Challenge - Alpha Werewolf Aaron Hotchner is far from pleased when Spencer Reid joins the team... The presence of the young werewolf is not welcome... but when Hotch learns that Spencer Reid was raised by a human mother after being abandoned by his werewolf father, he takes him under his wing. And perhaps he has found more than a friend in the younger wolf...
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 109,200 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 10/30/2012 - [S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch]
Somewhere To Belong by Pizza yum reviews
Garp and Whitebeard strike a deal and Luffy, Ace, and Sabo are sent to live with the Whitebeard Pirates for six months. The trio and crew alike do not know how to handle the situation but eventually they figure each other out and the brothers find somewhere they feel like they belong.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,321 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Ace, Luffy, Sabo, Marco - Complete
A Chance Encounter by spectre4hire reviews
What if Harry didn't bump into the Weasleys at Kings Cross on his first day? What if instead he met another family, one that has ties to his parents? This simple encounter will set him on a different path including new friends and new ambitions. Year Two in progress. Includes: Slytherin!Harry, Good!Dumbledore, Conflicted!Snape, & Supportive!Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 202,493 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 3,632 - Follows: 4,521 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Lost in between Promises by Blaquediamond Princess reviews
Luffy returns home after 4 years of absence. Scars of the past and promises made still define his present, but in order to advance he'll have to learn how to let go and make a choice before it's too late. AU, OoC, Yaoi.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 110,064 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Luffy, Ace
Different Beginnings by Starian NightZz reviews
FemHarry. What if Hilda Potter ran away from her relatives at the age of five, and disappeared from the Ministry's sights ever since? Now, seven years later, the Girl-Who-Lived is back, yet she is more dangerous. Side with Voldemort-fic. Cedric/FemHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 122,324 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Harry P., Cedric D.
Finding Home, Love and Family by Dareagon reviews
Sick of the Wizarding world, Harry, George and an extra addition leave. Will they be able to heal from the war in their promissing new home? What awaits them in Konoha? Warning: Slash, Mpreg, implied rape !
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,481 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 6/18/2013 - [Harry P., Sasuke U.] George W., Naruto U.
Whispered Words by apisci reviews
What if Sirius had thought about Harry just a bit more before turning his mind to revenge on the day of his orphaning? Will be exploring Harry in a much darker light, with a broken sense of trust, a sharper mind and a helluva lot of sceptism. Eventual Harry/Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,485 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Naruto: Tale of the Samsara Sword by kuroishuuha reviews
As he took his final breath he was left thinking his burden was lifted...but as souls stir and treacherous plots arise, he will have to take up the sword and fight once again...Samsara awakens (Re-written)
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,042 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Precious Wings by exaigon reviews
Harry just wanted a peaceful life in America after the War. God just wanted his angel back and Lucifer just wanted his mate again. Why could he never get any rest? Updates will be sporadic like all my other stories... It is slash so if you don't like then don't read!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,668 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 1,936 - Follows: 3,022 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Harry P., Lucifer
Marked, Maimed, Claimed by Aphiria reviews
He doesn't know how he got here, how they got here, but he knows he wouldn't give it up. Stiles/Derek
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,424 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Stiles, Derek H.
Adopted by Default by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
Moby Dick is anything but peaceful on a regular day. The crew is just well used to their special brand of crazy, however. So when an unexpected guest arrives, it throws everyone into disorder. Really, where the hell is this cheeky brat's crew? Someone needs to tell Ace that his ship-brothers are NOT babysitters!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,101 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Luffy, Marco, Whitebeard, Thatch
Courting Letters by Kat100666 reviews
Harry is receiving love letters from a hawk messenger and now he's falling for some one he does not know.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 42,027 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 2,711 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Bedroom Crushes by Kat100666 reviews
Harry's had a crush on his Potions Professor for a long time and is thrilled when Albus forces the 2 to spend the summer together. What happens when he stumbles across his crush in the arms of his worst enemy and the 2 decide Harry needs lessons in love?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,929 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 1,309 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Rise of a Dark Lord by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Dumbledore was sure he had made the right choice. Ten years later Harry shows him just how wrong he was. With little regard for most, Harry makes a name for himself at Hogwarts, and shows everyone that he is far more than just the BWL. In doing that he attracts the attention of the Dark Lord, making Voldemort believe that the Boy-Who-Lived could be far more than an enemy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 197,608 - Reviews: 2873 - Favs: 4,518 - Follows: 5,410 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Within by Anjelle reviews
Typical amnesia story. After an accident, Ace wakes up in the hospital surrounded by strangers. It isn't until he realizes he doesn't remember his name that he finds out they're his family. That's great and all, but what was he like before the accident? Why's there a gun in his room? And what about that kid who's terrified of him? [Modern A/U. AceLu]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,005 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 5/17/2013 - [Luffy, Ace] Marco
Rewriting The Future by Demonic Hope reviews
A horrifying vision of the Greeks and Romans at war forces Apollo to do all he can to change the future and prevent the deaths of not only his own children but also the deaths of every Olympian and Demigod alive. Acting under Zeus's very nose a small group of demigods and Gods is desperate to rewrite the future and save the world and those they love.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 78,687 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Percy J., Luke C., Nico A., Apollo
Every Fairytale Has Its Troubles by SaryWinchester reviews
Sequel to FAFP and DDCT. A few years have passed, everything's going great till someone new comes to town and starts causing trouble for the Winchesters. Better summary and warnings inside. Wincest, Mpreg
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,102 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 12/5/2010 - [Dean W., Sam W.]
An Alien and It's Boy by ZeemonLii reviews
Spidy has constantly refused to become one with Venom and the alien is tired with it… So the symbiote decides to use the teen's body for something else. Explicit adult topics. Rated M for a reason. Extended summary inside. Featuring MJ and Dr. Strange.
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,842 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Eddie B./Venom
Something between You and Me by Linox reviews
Quickly, Stiles turned around to whisper in the handsome stranger's ear, "Please act with me on this," before giving the man he had only met less than five minutes ago a peck on the cheek and a flirtatious smile. This was so not the way Stiles had planned his day going. OR the one where Stiles pretends to be dating Derek to get away from his ex.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 56,214 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Derek H., Stiles
Jashin Sama by Dyani91 reviews
A 5 year old Harry Potter makes a wish from within the confines of his cupboard one night for a friend, follow his story as the wish is granted and he grows from child to god pulling several others along for the ride. Good Snape, W. Twins, N.L.,L.L., I.U., Deidara, a dark lord and 1 manipulative old goat! Rated M for language
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,770 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Harry P., Hidan
Ain't no Rest for the Wicked by stratusfish reviews
And here Harry had thought being the Master of Death was just a frivolous title.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,051 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 2,062 - Follows: 2,861 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Harry P., L
The Blutbau Cometh by LittleBounce reviews
Rosalee is calm, but Monroe is having a pre-parental crisis. There's nothing like having a group of supportive friends around to become family when baby arrives and needs to be born safely in a world of inconvenience and annoying parents... especially when security needs to be tightened because the Verrat are on the march... Nick is the best God-father... ever.
Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 157,569 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Nick B., Hank G., Monroe, Rosalee C.
Brothers By Choice by Ravyn reviews
Bonds between brothers can break – but James Potter has never been one to give up and neither are the Marauders. How would the world have changed if instead of trusting Dumbledore, they'd trusted themselves? J/L Maurader Friendship
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,558 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 8/3/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5076 - Favs: 7,016 - Follows: 7,586 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Brothers by HellHathPie986 reviews
The four pirates first met twelve years ago in the East Blue and now after many unforeseeable circumstances they're suddenly united again in some mysterious place. Whether it was luck or some predetermined plan seems to be the first thing that needs sorting out. Spoilers for current chapters and copious amounts of fluff.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,128 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Luffy, T. Law, Ace, Sabo
Heir Of Prince by JasonMorganfan87 reviews
Takes place in book seven. After visiting Gringotts, Harry learns a shocking truth about his parentage. How will he react to learing his parents aren't who he thought they were and are in fact those he considered the enemy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 66,276 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 1,803 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Harry P., Severus S., Bellatrix L.
Like When a Fox Falls by akurosa reviews
Last time, he saved them. This time, they'll find him. A modern-reincarnation fic, rated for language.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,834 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Luffy, Straw Hats P.
In Which Harry is Actually Called Harry by Amazyrak reviews
Dear old Auntie Petunia has done it again, left poor lil Harry on his biological family's steps. There was more to Lily than met the eye. Now with the help of a blood ritual, Frump Addams and Potter all come in a clash of light and dark. But the strangest part? Who knew the Addams played favorites.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,002 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Harry P.
Ace's Brother Complex by Rukki-chan reviews
Before Luffy was born Ace didn't know what it felt like to be loved or needed... but now its clear... Fluff/Songfic/Brotherhood/AceLu/ ZoLu Feel the love! No Flames please! First ever Fanfic! PS: Warner Draco is my own character!
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,275 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Luffy, Ace
In the Darkness by Falcons-Tears reviews
Nathan is an unmated Vampire. He has set his eyes on one of his team, but since only Sophie knows his secret, he's afraid to claim him, until Moreau, a Werewolf appears and sets his eyes on Nate's chosen SLASH/AU, PLEASE READ A/N SPOILERS FOR BIG BANG JOB
Leverage - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,790 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 12/27/2010 - [Eliot S., Nathan F.]
Teeth by hathanhate reviews
Harry messes up the animagus process and begins a new journey. New friends and old share his discovery of life. What is in store for The-Boy-Who-Lived? What dangers will he face? Find out inside!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 292,409 - Reviews: 1824 - Favs: 2,250 - Follows: 2,967 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Loki, Hulk/Bruce B.
Burnt by lastcrazyhorn reviews
A disabled Harry comes to Hogwarts story. Everyone expects him to be like his dad, but how can he be with such a different past? A Slytherin Harry takes on Hogwarts in an unusual way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 90,141 - Reviews: 1850 - Favs: 2,479 - Follows: 3,445 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Burning Rubber by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
It's never just another case, particularly not when conspiracies are involved. The corpse of a modern pirate shows up on a naval base, a continent away from where he was last seen. Signs show he had unusual abilities; so did the UNSUB. What role do two black haired brothers play in all this? Can the team figure out just what is going on here before it's too late? M for themes.
Crossover - One Piece & NCIS - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 217,585 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Luffy, Ace, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Good, The Bad, and the In Between by DEATHXBYXTREE reviews
Harry James Potter, a renowned wizard, has taken a secluded life style, and a small boy, who just falls from the skies, landed in Harry's life. With every day, Harry has to commit to watch this child, along with Draco's bundle of joy, only to see a better life with the small blonde child. And how will he ever handle with the lemons that life seems to throw at him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,173 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 1/22 - Harry P., Naruto U., Gai M.
Could Have Been by Delta Wish reviews
In an alternate universe, the Marines are losing a war. In an attempt to turn the tables, they find a way to bring the strongest man from another world to help them. What they did not expect was Monkey D. Luffy to come from the wormhole, especially when to them, he's just a skinny brat clinging to his Grandfather. Pirate King Luffy meets Marine Luffy.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,560 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Luffy
The Fourth's World by dripley11 reviews
ANBU report. Date: October 11. Casualties from Kyuubi assault: 67 Jounin, 89 Chuunin, 61 Genin, Civilian count unknown at this moment (Will be adjusted once count is finalized). Kyuubi assault has severely damaged Konoha's combat effectiveness. No greater loss than our previous Hokage Hiruzen Sarutobi. If there has been any good, it is that Yondaime-sama has survived.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,938 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Affection by Sully-van reviews
Ace and Sabo visit the Going Merry in Alabasta. Semi-AU.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/21 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo - Complete
Leaving it all behind by Amira Devant reviews
Harry knew about the horcruxes when he is faced with betrayal. Fleeing, he enters a new school. If he has to die then he will drag the SOB Voldemort with him. Facing death, Harry leaves it all behind. HPxOMC AU!4567!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 95,825 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 2,012 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Harry P., Albus D., OC
Wind Whirlpool by enRei reviews
The Konoha's Namikaze-Uzumaki family consist of over-protective Flash, laid-back Habanero and lovable Knucklehead. Can you imagine their everyday life, filled with possible suitors, family and friendly interactions, and growing up? Beware the OOC, slight AU, unavoidable BL, MinaKushi, SasuNaru, NaruHina and biju time travel. GEN fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,887 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
The Pain of a New Day by Solara Myles reviews
Kakashi knew that going after Sasuke was a bad idea. He hadn't planned on Naruto dying, nor on Sasuke letting him live. Now the remainder of the Shinobi World desperate, close extinction, want to use a newly created 'Naruto' as a weapon against Sasuke. Only Kakashi can't seem to accept that. So he takes the child and goes to the only place he'll be safe, the past.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 202,199 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Gaara, Minato N.
Ocean's Wings by lyricalgurl8 reviews
What if Percy was born a girl? With the smarts worthy of a Child of Athena? What changes would happen to the Prophecy? Genderswitch: FemPercy, Lukercy everyone! :D
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 172,162 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Percy J., Luke C.
Bound in Black by Anhalir reviews
Alec binds himself to Magnus before battling Valentine. Magic or no, it is going to take some getting used to. This story is following Malec from Max's death through the battle on the Broceline Plains. How do they acclimate to each others ability, and deal with the emotional turmoil to boot?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,833 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
My Dad's a Rockstar? by Chrisloveratheart31792 reviews
Samantha Ariana Harley wants to meet her long-lost father, Wyatt Matthew Halliwell, super star drummer of the hottest band "Addiction". The problem? HE doesn't know he has a kid and HER mom won't tell her who he is. The Solution? read to find out... R&R Songs used in this are NOT mine!
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 181,168 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Wyatt H.
One Mistake by Dark Calamity of Princess reviews
One mistake will change your entire life. Naruto did one. And the victim was Gaara. What will they do? The summary is sucks, but I hope the story is better. NaruGaa, MPreg, Lemon, grammatical error, Rape. Please RnR!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,400 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara
Temporal Illusion by phoenix catcher reviews
Harry/OMC. Non-human:Harry. Harry finally has enough of being forced into war and tries to have a normal life only to discover his greatest secret and an entire world hidden under the normal one. But with the new comes both the good and the bad.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Night World series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 140,202 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Harry P.
Adrift in a World by Miss Whiskers reviews
Harry Potter is thrown into an alternate universe due to archaic rules of magic. Hiding under the alias of Chris Collins, he tries to find a place among the suspicion of those he knew and some he never did, as Voldemort's power grows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 164,935 - Reviews: 3369 - Favs: 3,866 - Follows: 4,131 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Harry P.
Chasing the Sun by Shadow-of-what reviews
Alex has so many things to fight, how does he find out which ones to make peace with?
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 105,324 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
Forever and a Day by alphawolf96 reviews
Always There now re-titled! Sorry Starskulls (Author of Remember me) used my title so I had to change it, I'm really pissed too! This is just a bunch of oneshots and story arcs of Jack Frost after the movie as he interacts with the other Guardians and how they al learn to be a family together. A lot of brotherly love between Jack Frost and E. Aster Bunnymund.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,455 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North, Sandy
Fire And Ice by Eirenei reviews
He was tortured by the Dark side. The Light side betrayed him. Now, he is back, but not alone.Watch out, Wizarding World, because two butlers from Hell are pissed. This is SLASH, don't like, don't read! The beginning of the story is up!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,977 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 1,673 - Follows: 2,129 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Harry P., Sebastian M., Claude F.
Alone We Would Fail by SmokeGetsInYourEyes reviews
" This, my dear staff and academy student, is our very own wizard, our soldier extrordanaire and- " unfortunately, "- the one and only, Master of Death."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 1/2 - Harry P., Lord Death/Shinigami-sama
Turning Tides by slayer of destiny reviews
Harry takes charge of his own life and takes his seats on the Wizengamot with Hermione and Ron's help. He meets new people and makes some new allies, including the gorgeous, mysterious Mikhail Zabini. Harry/OMC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,704 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 1,619 - Follows: 1,943 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., OC
Hello, Doctor by MandaxPanda reviews
Sora's a single parent taking care of his five-year-old daughter Kairi all on his own. But Sora's and Kairi's lives change after meeting Dr. Riku Uchida, a pediatrician who soon becomes a big part of their lives. SoraXRiku YAOI. Rated M. READ AND REVIEW! :D
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 180,815 - Reviews: 1723 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Sora, Riku
Dirty Little Secrets by RiaShelford reviews
Charles isn't the person everyone at Blackmount thinks he is. He keeps a side to him concealed beneath an impenetrable academic exterior. A new boy arrives, someone who knows about the other side of Charles, and will come to know much more about the life he keeps hidden. High School AU, Charles/Erik, Erik/Raven, Erik/Shaw. Rated M for language and suggestive themes. SLASH
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,189 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Xavier, C., Magneto
A Light That Never Goes Out by Beeezie reviews
"James," Lily said suddenly. He looked at her, a broad grin still spread across his face. "Do you want to go to Hogsmeade with me this weekend?" A series of one-shots about James and Lily in their 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 10/28/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Glimpses by AnimeWolf524 reviews
A series of oneshots, glimpses of the lives of a oversized hunter and undersized trickster/Archangel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 29,192 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 7/21/2011 - [Sam W., Gabriel]
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 2712 - Favs: 4,913 - Follows: 5,632 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Wandering Animagus by Kat100666 reviews
The Dark Side bring back a puppy instead of Potter, so now what will they do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,272 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P.
Hell Hath No Fury by Sesshomaru's Angel Bride reviews
Wow, is Dumbledor in trouble. He should know better than to mess with an angry girl. Dumbledor bashing, Ron/Hermione bashing if you don't like that sort of thing don't read it. Rated M for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 19,377 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Home is Where the Heart is by A Deed Without a Name reviews
It was wrong. His dad told him that when he was nineteen, drummed it into him. "I don't want to see you and your brother doing anything like this ever again. Understand, Sammy?" Sam understood. And he hasn't even seen Dean since...but now Dad's missing, and Dean's back, and Sam can't help the way he feels. AU S1, Graphic Wincest/Weecest, established Wincest relationship.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,632 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 7/15/2013 - [Sam W., Dean W.]
GETSUTide by UNseated4TH reviews
It's amazing how a single moment of carelessness can change everything. After a dumb mistake and losing Zangetsu, Ichigo is stranded in a world very different from his own. Forced to seek refuge with a strange but friendly crew of pirates who think HE'S the odd one, they embark in search of his sword, adventure, and so much more. But all isn't quite what it seems...
Crossover - One Piece & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 172,404 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Straw Hats P., Ichigo K.
Hybrid by AgentFiyeroSummers reviews
What if Bruce wasn't alone when Agent Romanov came to get him? How would the Avengers react when the perfect Hybrid between two dangerous alien species follows Bruce to the Heli-Carrier? How will Loki's plans be thrown out of whack by the particularly violent Hybrid with a fine taste for blood and fighting? Bruce/OMC Slash.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,490 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 10/5/2013 - [Hulk/Bruce B., OC]
Fragile by LaylaBinx reviews
"There are other ways to break down a pack. There are ways of bringing them to their knees without ever laying a finger on them. You just have to look for the right kind of leverage. A chink in the armor, you might say." No slash, just bromance and more pack!feels than you know what to do with. Oh, and absolutely SHAMELESS Stiles!whump. Enjoy lovelies :D
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,056 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Scott M., Stiles, Derek H., Isaac
Innocent by MarauderLover7 reviews
Mr and Mrs Dursley of Number Four, Privet Drive, were happy to say they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. The same could not be said for their eight year old nephew, but his godfather wanted him anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 80 - Words: 494,191 - Reviews: 1210 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Yaoi Drabbles by Totoromo reviews
My brain dump. Too many ideas, my cup runneth over! If some go well and are well received, I might make them extended into a one shot or full fic. Yaoi, up to M. Pairings and rating at each chapter. This week: ByakuyaxRenji, AizenxIchigo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,772 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 5/26/2011 - [Renji A., Byakuya K.]
Brothers of the Sea by Demonic Hope reviews
When Triton and Theseus discover Percy's existence after the Fury attack, they vow to do all in their power to aid Percy and keep their little brother alive. Even if it means breaking a few Ancient Laws, going to Camp Half-Blood, dodging Zeus's wrath, and even putting up with Luke. If one Sea Prince can cause so much trouble for Olympus, what can three get into?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,837 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 11/27/2013 - [Percy J., Luke C.] Triton, Poseidon
XMen meet the Potters by Kileam reviews
AU-Harry needs a place to keep Teddy safe; what better place than a mutant school? Now, they just need to deal with his monthly problem...-Slash HP/Saber Wolv/Gam M-Preg.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,850 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 2,344 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Harry P., Sabretooth
The Myrmidons by Pretty Racing reviews
Slash. HarryDraco. Hagrid never had the chance to bring Harry to Dumbledore, instead he was given to the Aurors and raised in a secret training program. Now, when he should be starting his seventh year, he steps for the first time into Hogwarts...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,470 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 994 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 7/21/2005 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Roger D., Mandy B.
The Hunter, the Wolf and the Stilinski by alphinski reviews
When Sam and Dean drop into Beacon Hills they get more than they bargained for in the form of one Stiles Stilinski. Aka the one where Stiles is not a kid, goddammit Dean, Scott and Derek are furious and Sam is laughing at everyone. pre-Sterek.
Crossover - Supernatural & Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,947 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Dean W., Stiles
Trying Not to Love You by x-psychicfire-x reviews
Professor Dumbledore arrives in Konoha with an intriguing proposition for a certain blonde-haired Ninja. What originally was supposed to be a 'bodyguard' mission turns into an Adventure filled with danger, friendship and the last person Naruto ever expected to turn up at Hogwarts who will change his life forever. Takes place during 5th Year. Yaoi/Slash. SasuNaru. RonHerm. HarryCho.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,697 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Harry P., Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Torn Between Two Worlds by Narurama1995 reviews
Zoro has been unknowingly raping Luffy at night. Everyone on board notice that Luffy starts acting a little different. They question him, but he keeps saying there's nothing wrong. Will Luffy confess? Will the crew find out? Or will Zoro realize that he is the cause of their captain's changes? NON-CON, ZoLu
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,777 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 1/7 - [Luffy, Zoro]
By the Light of the Full Moon by fictiongrl101 reviews
Harry is abandoned by his family and attacked by Greyback. Now he must cope with not only being a werewolf, but also being the alpha's mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,547 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 1,511 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Harry P., Fenrir G.
Things That Could Have Been by Gundum-grrl reviews
Ace has been keeping a secret from Marco, but when he is saved by his brother he realizes his mistake. Going back to his family, how will his lover react, and what will the future bring? Sorry for the Cruddy summary, mostly rated M for mature language, and references to "mature" activities. MarcoxAce, LuccixLuffy, ZoroxSanji, MPREG
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,076 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Marco, Ace
The Dragon Fruit Crisis by Gundum-grrl reviews
Marco hated March until he met Ace. Read to find out why and the havoc that it causes their relationship. Plus the results that rocks the entire Whitebeard crew. Rating mainly for cursing and reference to mature activities. Still terrible at summaries. Slight-MPREG. MarcoxAce
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,317 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Marco, Ace
Moments Like This by akurosa reviews
Simple and sweet Zoro&Luffy nakamaship moments. Standard disclaimers apply.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 25,222 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Luffy, Zoro
It's a man's world by rainbowguard reviews
Bruce Banner, genius as he is, cannot help but feel like an idiot next to Clint. That man has something over him, and there an attraction that cannot be denied. Rated M because possible sex scenes.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,256 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B.
Fallen Angel by ShadowVixen reviews
Angel is Smackdown's newest diva. The story basically starts with Melina's accusations towards Batista, and Angel can't let that stand. Watch as Angel brings hell to the WWE. BatistaOC
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 85,794 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Batista
Aquaphobia by CupcakeSprinkles14 reviews
Vampires, Werewolves, Fairies, Warlocks. These are all the known Downworlders. Except, there's another. Alec had kept his secret very well over the years. but when he's forced to a party hosted by a downworlder, a certain warlock sees right through his fake façade, immediately curious and wanting to know more. Will Alec let him in, or just block him out, like everyone else?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,751 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Ace D Potter by Aceisawesome reviews
Ace is saved from Marineford, but in the process he and Luffy get sent to Hogwarts. How will things go when they find out Ace is Harry Potter? Will they stay and help out the wizards? Spoilers for the Marineford arc and the ASL arc. Rated T for cursing (of course they curse, they're pirates!) My first fic! Please review! Set in the third HP book.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Harry P., Luffy, Ace
Guardian Angel by Night Shade 1427 reviews
What if Naruto hadn't really been alone? With the spirit of his father and the Kyuubi by his side, things will turn out differently for Naruto as he goes on the path to becoming the Hokage and reclaiming his rightful name... MinafemKyuu;KakaIru;ShikaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 158,737 - Reviews: 1907 - Favs: 2,281 - Follows: 2,194 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Minato N.
A Most Unusual Specimen by E-Loveless reviews
Bilbo Baggins was bound to be a rather odd hobbit, seeing as his mother was a Took. They just never expected his oddities to be...quite like this. It began as a little sprout of hair from the tip of Bilbo's chin, at the tender age of twenty-one. Bilbo/Dwalin, chance of Bilbo/Dwalin/Thorin.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,446 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Dwalin, Bilbo B., Thorin
Making the Truth Known by V. L. Crawford reviews
This is a non-canon story. Harry lets the Wizarding World know the truths about all the lies and manipulations that abound. He shakes Magical Britains very foundations. There is slight reference to slash and male pregnancy, but only as something that happened in the past. it does have bashing of some characters. More inside. Warning: Spankings T rating for mild cursing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 164,367 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Blood is thicker than Bone by SaiyanWarrior200 reviews
The Uzumaki clan had a secret. They were related to the war like Kaguya clan which included their Kekkai Genkai. The two remaining survivors meet one another and there their fates are intertwined with each other. Pairings undecided R&R please
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,103 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 1,528 - Follows: 1,452 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Naruto U., Kimimaro
The Coming of Someday by FrostInTheWarren reviews
The one thing Jack wanted was to be seen. Now that he is, he has no idea what he's supposed to do. 300 years of loneliness and trust issues don't just go away. Of course, the memories he's getting in his sleep may answer a few questions. (Or: Jack realizes things, the Guardians have a lot to make up for, and Bunny finally gets some Jack.) Jackrabbit. Sequel to The Nature of Belief
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,052 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 10/31/2013 - [Jack Frost, Bunnymund] - Complete
Akatsuki Mother by Fel Arveia reviews
Sakura, top medical ninja, happily lives with her eight sons that she... 'produced' nearly eight years ago. After a chain of events the Akatsuki are disbanded and come knocking on Konoha's door. To bad Sakura wasn't ready for them to find out her secret.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,117 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Chris was always Careful by Angelayzn reviews
Piper remembers her mistakes while raising Chris
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Elise R., Piper H. - Complete
Wand Cores by Lydia-kitten reviews
Harry Potter, weathered wizarding warrior in his mid-twenties, finds himself in 1940. Albus is coming up with a theory, and an adolescent Tom Riddle, torn between feeling threatened and piqued, acquires a controversial mentor. Hallows, spell-making, horror, politics and witty banter, served with a Grindledore sidedish. Slow and slightly disturbing TR/HP. First chapters re-polished.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 227,092 - Reviews: 1715 - Favs: 1,943 - Follows: 2,078 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Harry P., Albus D., Tom R. Jr., Gellert G.
Perception is Everything by Kendra James reviews
When Severus Snape is left in charge of Hogwarts over the christmas break, he is less than pleased to discover Harry will be one of his charges. Events force him to face that Mr Potter may not be quite what he has assumed all these years. Year 6
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 160,997 - Reviews: 3674 - Favs: 3,861 - Follows: 4,657 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Clan Wars by kchan95 reviews
When all seems lost, Rokudaime Hokage Namikaze Uzumaki Naruto and Godaime Kazekage Sabaku no Gaara come across a jutsu that will change everything and hopefully save themselves and their futures. Time Travel. Set in the era of the Shinobi Clan Wars. GaaNaruGaa. Yaoi. Rated M for violence, language, and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,199 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 1/11/2013 - [Naruto U., Gaara]
Forbidden Love (Asura x Kid) by AmaimonOkumura reviews
Kid is in love with someone he shouldn't be. He struggles with these feelings until he tells someone, but then it all goes down from there. Warning: Yaoi Incest ahead, don't like don't read. Simple as that. Enjoy! Kinda short. Sorry, maybe I'll post the next chapter. Also, I don't own anyhing except for the plot so don't sue me! I accidentally posted Ch 4 twice, so go to 7 for Ch 5
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Asura, Death The Kid, Lord Death/Shinigami-sama, Franken Stein
I Don't Want to be Superhuman by TheAnalei reviews
When a teenager beat up Thatch's muggers, he didn't expect the kid to turn to him and ask for food. When they took him in, none of them expected that the past would come back to haunt them. AU. Warnings/Notes inside.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,591 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/27 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo - Complete
The Devil's Fruit by xxwhite-firexx reviews
Mafia!AU/D-cest and ZoSan- All Ace ever wanted was to reunite with his long lost brother. After nine years, he finds him and even falls in love with him, but with the enemy mafia and the government tearing them apart, will they be able to stay together?
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 340,245 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Ace, Luffy
Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto by DevilKeys Writing reviews
A storm is brewing. Casting a black shadow over the world, threatening to incinerate it and scatter its ashes to the winds. Humanity's only hope lies with a young boy. A boy sacrificed for their protection, yet condemned to a life of hatred and abuse. Will the Pariah become the Savior? Or will mankind be cast into oblivion by a Monster of their own creation?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 666,407 - Reviews: 3703 - Favs: 4,600 - Follows: 3,558 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Tale of Two Brothers by Merci's Savior reviews
Tony had never gotten along with his brother, in fact, Tony would say he family hated him. Mind you, there was ten years difference between the two, that didn't help. Tony had always felt like his parents had sent him off because they didn't care about him, only to go and adopt a one and half year old boy from Wales. He wasn't jealous of Harry, he wasn't.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,422 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 1/22 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Realizations by Raiise reviews
STORY PAUSED. Harry is sent to the Dursleys for Christmas in his 3rd year because of Sirius Black. Is that actually safe for Harry? What do Snape and Draco notice when Harry returns to Hogwarts? Warning: Mentions of Abuse and MPD in the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,940 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
the Passion of Angels and Demons by The Drowned World reviews
As ancient myths rise with incredible power, Xander and Angelus find themselves at the center of a passion that may yet explode and burn the entire world to cinders...Chapter XXV, Part II now available; Chapter XXVI coming soon.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 279,799 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Xander H., Angel
Tame Me Not by Sakura Lisel reviews
(HP!OP xover) 15 years ago, Cataleya Potter disappeared from the wreckage of her family home on the night Voldemort attacked and is sent to another world. 26 years later Portgas D. Rogue is expecting her first child when she suddenly finds herself dragged away from everything she knows and into an unfamiliar new world. What's the magical world to do when their missing 'child'...
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 41,831 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Harry P., Ace, Portgas D. Rogue, OC
Define 'Love' by AgentFiyeroSummers reviews
Chris didn't come to the past alone, but he didn't exactly tell the Charmed Ones this. When the Charmed Ones stumble upon Chris' plot and mysterious guest they are forced to adapt to surprising news, and Phoebe Halliwell is afraid she made the wrong decision. Armed with staggering future knowledge she and her sisters have to save Wyatt and Define 'Love'. Chris/OMC SLASH
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,563 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 10/3/2013 - [Chris H., OC]
Who's Your Daddy? by Lucillia reviews
In which Naruto has a different father or several, and also in which Orochimaru often runs semi-legitimate fertility experiments in order to cover up his genetic experiments.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 1/12 - Naruto U., Orochimaru
Midsummer Snow by MizzeriSong reviews
He was more than he seemed. He was confusing, enchanting, and most of all, infuriating. He was powerful, and yet, the tiny shoulders and frail image always made him feel just a (cough) little (cough) protective. Bunny's slow and unsteady fall for Jack. Fluff, smut later on. Series of oneshots/drabbles.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost
Wild Blood by siqwithaQ reviews
In a world where the King never died, Roger and Dragon try to raise their sons away from the government's eye. Secrecy turns out to be more of a challenge than they bargained for.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,228 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Ace, Luffy
Legacy of Frost by FrostyPhoenix reviews
If a child comes from the relationship between a mortal and a god, the rules clearly state that the god must leave the mortal immediately and never see the child without dire reason, for fear of divinely altering the path in their life. It's the RULES. But as we know, Jack Frost has never been one to follow the rules... T for safety.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,078 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Percy J., Zeus, Leo V., Jack Frost
The Marvelous Misadventures of Hijack by COTk-MC reviews
Hiccup likes to take a vacation now and again. Normally, nothing exciting ever happens. But the one time he decides to pick up a hitch hiker in a snow storm, things only get better from there. Rated M for future events. Hijack, because it's beautiful. Read and enjoy and maybe review? For the Genres, I was torn between romance and humor... :O
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,521 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Hiccup, Jack Frost
A Dance With the Devil by Peridot15 reviews
The war was over; all Nico di Angelo wanted was peace and solitude. Everything he wanted, however, was flushed down the proverbial toilet when he was unwillingly whisked away on a quest to deal with magic-wielding megalomaniacs. Now a stranger in a strange land, he faces familiar and unfamiliar dangers, all in his attempt to go home. But . . . does he really want to go home?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,184 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Nico A.
Stiles' English, and Totally Accurate Bestiary by Sageandmilk reviews
The hard part was going to be writing the rest of the bestiary. Scott, innocent little Scott, had suggested he just write purely from what he'd read! Hah! No way. Stiles had learnt not to trust anything he read in those books anymore…no, he was going to research the old fashioned way. The dangerous way -Or Stiles writes a bestiary and decides he needs first-hand knowledge. #Sterek
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 50,420 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Stiles, Derek H.
Sandai Kitetsu by xpiester333x reviews
A series of drabbles and short fics about the relationship between Zoro and Kitetsu. Sword/swordsman pairing.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,376 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Zoro
Revenge is my Creed by Karpassieni reviews
They called themselves protectors, the slayers of demons. It was their job and destiny to protect humans from the demons that lurked in the shadows of ignorance and fear. As for him, it was the sole purpose of his life, the only thing that kept him going and nothing else matterered to him but the path of revenge. NOTICE: STORY DROPPED
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,153 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K.
Swinging Pendulum by cywscross reviews
"Too dangerous to live," Central 46 declares. Locked up in Muken with half-healed wounds and helpless rage, Ichigo gets another chance to save his fellow Visored when the Spirit King whisks him away and offers him a deal. He accepts and promptly gets his ass dumped in the past. Like, WAY back in the past. Ichigo really should be used to impossible things happening to him by now.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 84,793 - Reviews: 1705 - Favs: 3,544 - Follows: 3,374 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Ichigo K.
Iron Deception by phantom-lass reviews
At 18 Toni's life is settling down. Thanks to decisions made by people who wanted to control her the whole world is under the impression that she is a man, but hey, as long as the world leaves her alone she doesn't really care. And then the Avengers Initiative happens and things get complicated again when her conscience prods her to help... Fem!Tony
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,070 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Hulk/Bruce B.
The Life of Ex Delinquent by Karpassieni reviews
Ichigo is trying to hide his past as an delinquent when he transfer to a new shcool but when a certain blue haired student sees him fighting with some random guys, it s getting more and more difficult to keep his past as a secret. NOTICE: STORY DROPPED
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,866 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
harry black sirius blacks son by book reader-lover of 3000 reviews
it is found out that james is not harrys real father it is instead sirius. im sorry family tradgety detqails on chap 11. aka he died on 11/21/12.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,198 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Take Me Out to Mermaid Lake by PHYSCHOCHIC3 reviews
Killian just wants a nice evening out, Peter has other plans. 50's AU.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 1/5 - Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Peter Pan - Complete
Blue Instead of Green by I. H. Scribe reviews
Loki has a son, but the events of Thor and the Avengers happen anyway.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Harry P., Loki
Birth of the Forest by karldin reviews
The Yondaime Hokage unknowingly makes a change during the sealing, the consequences of which are unimaginable for both Naruto and Konoha. What do these consequences mean for Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 135,144 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 3,196 - Follows: 3,261 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Naruto U.
Kiss My Gentle Burning Bruise by clarkLover1 reviews
Hook and Emma are together. A new problem arises with them taking themselves and the idiots (we all know and love), as well as Gold and Belle and the long –living Evil Queen into the past of an unfortunate past of our favorite Savior. Well dwell into Emma's past more and the reactions of others as they go along. Emma-Centric. As well as pairing angst. 1st chps not great keep readin
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 88,234 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Marked Man by Wanting Memories reviews
Sam discovers a mark on Dean's scalp that Castiel recognizes as an old claim by an angel. No way Dean's going to be married to a random angel against his will. He'll go to the past to stop it. Set before 6.17 Destiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 63,185 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Dean W., Castiel
Lead Me Wild by iamthelightening reviews
Beacon Hills is the newest target in a pattern of attacks on werewolves designed to 'out' them as a violent threat to humanity. Derek Hale should have more important things on his mind than wondering what Stiles Stilinski sounds like getting fucked into a mattress. [AN: Updates will be posted every Thursday]
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,768 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Different by Magnus Glitter Bane Alec reviews
Alec moves out so he can hide his true self more easily. So he can keep his secrets to himself and live a life that he always planned to. But what happens when he has a neighbor who lives differently then Alec is used to. What happens when they meet and his word suddenly turns upside down? Will he let this flamboyant party boy crash into his life and change everything? AU/AH
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 38,136 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 7/22/2013 - [Magnus B., Alec L.] - Complete
The Devil Amongst Demons by Keepitlocked reviews
Alex Rider is now nineteen and a fully fledged member of MI6. A name known all over the world, he is sought after by almost every intelligence agency for a mission, and wanted by the same amount of terrorist organisations for his death. Sent back to Brecon Beacons for some protection from said terrorists, how will the SAS handle such an unexpected surprise?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,680 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Alex R./Cub
Consort To The Three Kings by ChocolateCarnival reviews
Kurosaki Ichigo, innocently sleeping within his bed on a rainy night, never knew of the haunting presence hovering above his form. A presence so familiar to him but one he could not recall. One that ties him to a bloody past he has forgotten in his past life. One he is about to re-awaken by Soul Society's weak attempt to erase his existence as the Reborn Consort to the Three Kings.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 123,715 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 6/20/2013 - [Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo]
Bleeding Clown by parselslyth reviews
Harry receives a diary from Dumbledore but when he writes in it, he receives an unexpected response. Who is this correspondent? Abused!Harry rescued from Dursleys, Mentor!Snape. Warnings: swearing, self harm, drug abuse, references to child abuse and rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 62,922 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
First by CapnBrie reviews
Upon moving in with his sister, Mello switches schools. At his new school, he meets several of his sister's strange friends. And a lazy, unmotivated gamer. Asexual Mello finds said gamer oddly attractive. Told in Mello's POV. AU. MelloxMatt. Yaoi. M for smut.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 52,889 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Trials Of Love by XxMotleyCrueFanxX reviews
I suck at summaries so lets just say this is set between Shanks, Luffy and Ace (more characters to come if I continue this). It's AU as well, set in a modern world.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,516 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Luffy, Shanks, Ace - Complete
A Cougar and Her Cubby by Zkname reviews
With Hitsugaya's growing popularity and the Tenth Division beginning to have females overrun their ranks. Matsumoto knows it's only a matter of time before these hussies get braver and try to tame the frosted dragon perched on top of the snowy mountain. Before she can let that happen, she might need to put the reigns around its neck to show the world who this beast belongs to.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,677 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 1/1/2013 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto
Winter Mission by Mina-chan27 reviews
This should have turned out like any other mission but fate seemed to want to throw Alex for a loop and that loop seemed to want to bring back someone he'd hadn't expected to meet again. Especially when that someone was supposed to be dead. (Gomen for the change. It was long over due in my opinion.)
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,167 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
Achilles' Arrow by Lunabell Marauder Knyte reviews
Everybody has to have a reason to fight, to survive during a national disaster. Clint Barton was no exception. With Harry being Clint's lover, Tony and Natasha's best friend, and pregnant...you can image the stress that was added when Loki attacked. And the dread everyone felt when in a final attempt to not lose, Loki going after a pregnant Harry. Slash/yaoi/male-male/Mpreg.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,011 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 1,816 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Harry P., Hawkeye/Clint B.
When is a door not a door? by Sandra Sand reviews
Stiles has been having a hard time. Between the nightmares and his dad's endless questions about the supernatural, he's getting really stressed. That's where the pack comes in. AN: This is just me trying to offset the intensity of this season by providing numerous pack cuddles. MINOR SPOILERS FOR THE FIRST EPISODE OF 3B)
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 1/8 - Stiles, Scott M., Isaac, Derek H.
How to not be a Tool by OhhPlease reviews
Percy had enough of bending to other people, be it Gods or Gabe. The Sea didn't like being restrained, and neither did Percy. It was time for make a change for the better and be his own person. Different!Badass!Swearing!Percy Note: First chapter is short, will get longer. R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 58 - Published: 1/12 - Percy J., Poseidon, Apollo
Letters by Don'tletthewingsfoolyou reviews
The Strawhats and more have discovered fanfiction. After looking and reading them for a couple of days, they have decided to write comments about them to the authors. These are those letters. (Warning: Pokes fun at pairings and common types of fanfics. Also, language. )
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 11/18/2012
A Wrinkle in Time by rightforlife reviews
The Fourth Shinobi War ended in disaster. They won, but at a price too great to bear. Given a second chance, what exactly can Konoha's three most powerful men do? No slash, no overt romance. Time travel, old enemies, and old friends that all leads to a new future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 113,225 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 3,453 - Follows: 3,824 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Naruto U., Lee R., Shikamaru N.
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,234 - Reviews: 1750 - Favs: 3,604 - Follows: 3,979 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
The Strength of the Wolf by gwynhefar reviews
Phil notices something different about his new asset. Something he's seen before. Takes place pre-Avengers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,991 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson
Beg by MugiwaraMarimo reviews
(Here's a first person from Sanji's point of view.) Zoro's new techniques seem to be a bit more than he bargained for. Established Zosan.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,503 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Female Luffy AU! one shots by TheeCritic reviews
Ok maybe they aren't one-shots...they are like mini stories of Fem Luffy's life. Ace has a sister complex while Sabo is the calm and composed sibling. Luffy is mostly oblivious to her surroundings and her brothers spend their time stalking her nonexistent love life.Mixed pairings. Personalities and ages of characters change almost every chapter.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,909 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Luffy
Second chances by slayer of destiny reviews
Fate decides to play with Harry's life again, giving him a chance at a family but with the most shocking father. After the Order lock him up Harry flees to the father where they both may get a second chance. MPREG Now rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 108,767 - Reviews: 2047 - Favs: 2,978 - Follows: 3,575 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
My Most Prized Possession by kimi-hime-chan reviews
Robin was eight when he lost his best friend, with only a small necklace to remember her by. But when Slade forces him to become the perfect apprentice, will he find her again? And more importantly, can he protect who he couldn't eight years ago? When the past comes to light, secrets are revealed, and all they have is each other. No OC,
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,267 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Jinx, Robin, Starfire, Kid Flash
Raising Angels 101 by yaoigirl22 reviews
God has an odd sense of humor, no really he does. Why else would a flock of Angels be calling him "Mother"?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,452 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Sam W.
The Black Bunny by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry's had it with his destined role after the Order does something he can't forgive. Now he's done with both sides of the war and wants to be left alone. But since when have his wishes ever counted for anything? LV/HP Slash & MPREG.More warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 429,040 - Reviews: 3856 - Favs: 4,912 - Follows: 5,160 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Stand In the Rain by Shadow of an Echo reviews
When a plot of Aizen's creation leaves Ichigo in a fragile state, and a painful confession has his usual support grow cold, who will stop the rain pouring down in his soul? The healing journey will be hard, the memories haunting his every step, but in the end a treasure awaits. Contains: Shunsui/Ichigo/Jyuushiro, Yaoi, Mpreg.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,275 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Ichigo K., Shunsui K., J. Ukitake
Moats and Boats and Waterfalls by blueink3 reviews
Home. The word is given new meaning for five-year-old Emma when she's dropped off with her new foster parent. (AU, obvi)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 125,821 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Emma S., Prince Charming/David N., Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard, The Huntsman/Sherif Graham
Child of Darkness by Miss DarkAuthoress Blackrose reviews
A rare power bestowed upon him, tainted by the hate he was surrounded by. He wasn't as idiotic and weak as they thought. No… in fact he was strong, raised by the darkness they left him in. Now he's going to rock the Shinobi World by becoming a world renown SSS-rank ninja... Get ready Konoha. Grey!Naruto EventuallyExtremelyPowerful!Naruto DarkFic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,623 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Naruto U.
You & I by Devious Cherub reviews
Harry/OMC Harry discovered his interest run the opposite as to what he expected. He was confused, so jealous of what his friends had and then came the Mischievous Illegitimate Half-Blood Son of a Death Eater, Aden Morris Lestrange. Other people run but Harry's first instinct was to blush. M/M Slash (Slow Plot)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,427 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Harry P., OC
Snakes by MissSilverfox666 reviews
It had been nearly four years since Harry left Hogwarts in his seventh year to hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes and just over three years since he decided he had enough of being used as a pawn in some old fool's chess game, even after the old coot was dead. Harry is neutral in the war until he decides to help a certain blonde Slytherin and in turn Voldemort himself what happens next?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,092 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
Percy Jackson & The Avengers by praetorlupa reviews
After saving Tony Stark from a monster on a killing spree, Percy Jackson had reached the sightings of SHIELD. Confused of a boys actions they try getting Jackson to join their team. But would he dare show the world that Olympians exist? Would Percy, once again, make another sacrafice to save his loved ones? Some of the Avengers aren't making any of it easier for him to choose.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,225 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 1,202 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 10/28/2012
Back to the Past by JacobsMistress reviews
Bella had a very unique gift as a vampire, the ability to change the past, she doesn't like the way her life turned out. Now she is given a second chance at the natural path she was meant to take, how will her life turn out this time around, no second chances, and no do-over's. Will she succeed? And how will changing the past effect the future?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 79,684 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Bella, Jacob
Safe In My Arms by Shadow of an Echo reviews
Ichigo was exiled to Heuco Mundo after making a choice between that, or the lives of his children. This is the story of what happens after he delivers the babies into the arms of Grimmjow. The remaining Espada of Las Noches may not be who he thought they were. Alpha/Beta dynamics, with band mentality. Contains Mpreg and descriptive birth.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 161,059 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
Forget Me Not by Joy-girl reviews
Sometimes it's easy to forget how important someone is when the person is always in the background – but Sakura's boys still remember. Glimpses of her importance from each member of her team. /Team 7/ /Hints of SasuSaku/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,366 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Sai, Team Seven - Complete
A Child Feels All by Jester310 reviews
A phone call from the Child Protective Services changes Eustass Kid's life, especially when told that he has a half brother he never knew about. Can they adjust to a life as a family when Luffy carries a dark past with him? About family, acceptance and dealing with personality disorder. Modern AU setting.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 109,816 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 6/14/2012 - E. Kidd, Luffy
When a baby Grimm Pesters his Half-Blooded Royal by Chips03 reviews
Nick keeps appearing in his office to talk about stuff. Renard wonders why. (non slash)
Grimm - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Nick B., Captain Renard, Hank G. - Complete
Now You Don't by Quicksilver88 reviews
A retelling of the movie if, at the beginning when the horsemen meet, a romance sparks between the sleight and the showman, continuing to the rest of the movie and on. (Jack Daniels)
Now You See Me - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,575 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/3 - Daniel A., Merritt M., Henley R., Jack W. - Complete
Trump Card by Hovinarri reviews
A world where a person's fate is written on their skin using the deck of cards. Sasori is an Ace of Clubs; an artistic person bound to succeed in anything he does. However, one day he meets a mysterious blonde who may stray him from all this. SasoDei AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,859 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 12/4/2011 - [Sasori, Deidara]
Flash of Red and Black by cows0816 reviews
Everyone worries about the Hero of the Shinobi World, but how can anyone help a hero? And how does Naruto plan to finish Jiraiya's work for peace? KakaNaru/NaruKaka. Spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 133,329 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
I like the way you move by Dowash reviews
A song-fic, inspired by 'I like the way you move' by Bodyrockers. Or that's what it was before my muse got a bottle of vodka in his hands... and one thing led to the other *grins* SLASH! Harry/Sirius- or, Sirius/Harry, if you insist on the top being first
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 191,420 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Protective by shinobi-turtleducks reviews
Hulk liked to protect his team. That's why Fury was banging his head off his desk in resignation. Banner did not approve of agents giving Barton a hard time because of his possession, especially not when the team was enjoying some downtime in the park. They dealt with the agents in various ways, but Fury just wants to know why one of his agents is in Antarctica. No slash. Oneshots
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,653 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B.
Things Just Ain't the Same When the Hunter Gets Captured by the Game by barspoon reviews
KakaNaru, BL. Post-war. Naruto is 18 and growing up. Kakashi and Naruto care for each other on a platonic level. So, what would happen if that started to slowly change? Rated M for cussing, mostly, with more warnings on individual chapters. Humor/Friendship/Yaoi/Hurt/Comfort/Horror/Drama/EVERYTHING! I highly recommend reading my story 'Certain Things...' after or along with this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 163,479 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 2/18/2013 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Mirror Mirror by Sythe reviews
One day, Harry J Potter made a wish in front of the mirror of Erised. One day, Bruce Banner woke up naked in a green-eyed man's aparment. One day, Harry introduced himself with his father's name to a strange man he found naked, green, and angry on the street. One day, SHIELD discovered human magic... and tried to make weapons from it. And the world is never the same.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,047 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 2,319 - Follows: 3,650 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - [Harry P., Loki] Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
In the Mirror by Le.Jester.Vixen reviews
Something is wrong with Luffy and his friends don't know what to do about it. This is the last time that Luffy will see his brother before his execution. Ch. 15 This… can't be possible… (Slowly Continuing)
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 145,713 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Luffy, Ace
All the Wrong Reasons by UchiHime reviews
Spencer is an omega. Derek is an alpha. Cases are deadly. Coffee is good. Love is rough. Mistakes can ruin everything. Omegaverse, Mpreg, Morgan/Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,395 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
An Unexpected Meeting by Reference D. Anime reviews
While out to gather firewood for Nami in the forest of a deserted island, Usopp stumbles across someone he thought he'd never see.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,551 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Usopp, Yasopp - Complete
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 3,459 - Follows: 2,658 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Taming Snakes by DelusionalGrandeur reviews
Dumbledore ought to have known better than to leave an orphaned Harry Potter in the hands of the Dursleys. A twist of fate has the boy-who-lived living with criminals. Sly, cunning, street-smart-sorted into Slytherin where his housemates have been raised to hate him-Harry is Slytherin to the core. Does he have what it takes to turn the House of Snakes back into what it should be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 104,228 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 2,059 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Two Halves of Safety by silver-moonshine reviews
Returning to Grimmauld Place one night, after a day at the local library, Harry stumbles across a mysterious figure surrounded by blood and fallen enemies. When the moment comes that he could step forward or away, he makes a decision that will alter his life forever - and change the fate of more than one magical realm. Slash. Harry/OMC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,234 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P., OC
Disbelief by Corneille reviews
Are Harry Potter & Sirius Black the terrorists the world believes them to be, or are they the only hope of a dying country? A story of a boy raised on the run and his bid to change the world through any means necessary.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 117,984 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Gangster Geek by corpsedollie reviews
Sakura, a very wise computer geek, stumbles upon a chat room on a web site where gangsters have made themselves cozy. Finding the conversations that these insane and random people are having makes her come back for more, falling in love with each and every one of them. AU. Rated M for incase. Pairing SakuraXAkatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,336 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 8/31/2012 - [Sakura H., Akatsuki]
Mark of Genius by Riya3 reviews
Hatake Kakashi. Eight dogs that crowded his house of two. A disgraced name turned on its head. A Rivalry that clung to him like a burr. An anbu title taken from a dead man. Three kids that grew up drenched in peace. A mask, because it keeps his nose warm. Kakashi-centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,297 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 12/26/2013 - [Kakashi H., Rin] Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Konoha no Yoko: The Chuunin Exams by Azteka reviews
His Heart Song… Naruto quietly whispered, still shivering./Instinctively Ka'a wrapped his warm, many-tails around his Kit to ward off the sense of dread that seemed to grip the young houshi./ What troubles you, my Beautiful One? / It's… silent…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 66,282 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Naruto U.
Scattering Shadows by Saadie reviews
The first time Aaron Hotchner met Harrison Potter, all he was concerned about was whether or not Jack would be safe with him. The last thing he was expecting was to need his help to crack a series of unrelated cases - but he still doesn't know that yet. Rated M for case contents.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,868 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 1,640 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Harry P., A. Hotchner/Hotch
That Crazy Nut of a Teacher by LoliBat reviews
Twenty-eight year old Lord Harry James Potter-Black really didn't know how he was brilliant enough to take the business world by storm but be stupid enough to get roped into teaching rich brats for a year. Well, at least the Weasley twins weren't there.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 76,049 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 1,741 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P.
Ten Years Make No Difference by YohoAruto reviews
What if Luffy was instead ten years younger than Ace himself? But as anyone would know,a life with Luffy is much more crazier and troublesome than it should be. It's just that the 'soon to be pirate king' is much more cuter.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,340 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Luffy, Ace
The Things Left Unseen by Blackcat0989 reviews
The Four Horsemen were all picked for a reason, for each of their specific 'magical' talents. But what if these talents weren't the only ones that they had? What if they had some special abilities hidden up their sleeves? This is the story of the horsemen if they had and used these abilities. Creature!Horsemen. Warnings inside.
Now You See Me - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,079 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 10/17/2013 - Daniel A., Merritt M., Henley R., Jack W.
School Dayz by jenkin reviews
Luffy moved from the mountains to Tokyo so he could live with Shanks. Shanks makes Luffy go to the prestigious Newgate Academy where he will meet all sorts of new people. (Rated M for language,Lemons in future chappys, future violence)
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 82,243 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - [Ace, Luffy] [T. Law, Sabo] - Complete
The Chains that Bind us by Jknight3135 reviews
Everything in the universe is held together by bonds, of different shapes, sizes, strengths and colors. But somethings are bound together stronger than others, and they may not even know it, so when chains are forged, and tested in the fires of a relationship like theirs, will it hold? or will their chains break?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,035 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - [Jinx, Raven] - Complete
Damaged Bodies, Growing Lives, Building Families by StarLight Massacre reviews
Harry's painstakingly rebuilt world is destroyed again; then he meet's Clint Barton, the sharp eyed archer from the renowned Avengers team. Left broken and pregnant, can he be put back together again? Does he even want to be fixed after everything he's been subjected to or will his love for his baby and the support of the Avengers pull him through the very lowest point of his life?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 87,880 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 1,653 - Follows: 2,427 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Harry P., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Mokusei: Will of Fire by Bonesboy15 reviews
AU. Hashirama Senju was the first Mokuton user. With his abilites, he created the forests in which Konohagakure no Sato resides. The forests have become self aware, and they are angry. They chose one boy to defend them. Beware the Mokusei! MokutonNaruto! ABANDONED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,675 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 1,984 - Follows: 1,817 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Naruto U., Hashirama S. - Complete
The First Shifting Grain by Cadel reviews
Sabaku no Gaara lands in the past to a time where everyone feared him and his father was still alive. He realises this will force him to regain everyones trust when they still think he's a blood-thirsty psychopath. Time-Travel.No pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,074 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 1,724 - Follows: 1,974 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Gaara
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,009 - Reviews: 1924 - Favs: 3,209 - Follows: 2,997 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Ephemeral Time by Mystical Magician reviews
With nothing left to lose, Harry sends himself as far back into the past as his death will allow him. Tom Riddle is easy enough to take care of, but there are more threats than just the teenage Dark Lord. HP/AD slash. Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,001 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 1,752 - Follows: 2,268 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Harry P., Albus D.
Harry Potter and the Trip to the Past by Priya Ashok reviews
19 years after the war with Voldemort Harry Potter is thrown 25 years into the past, arriving just before the start of his first year at Hogwarts. Please Read and Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 177,349 - Reviews: 2087 - Favs: 2,789 - Follows: 3,396 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Harry P.
Death Master and Angel Son by InsertPotterThemedUsernameHere reviews
Dean meets with Death to get his ring only to find out Death does not have it: his true master does. Now the Winchesters are on the search for Harry James Potter, the Master of Death. Will they be prepared for what they find? And why does Harry seem to hate Castiel? Slash, past mpreg, Wizarding World!Bashing, EWE, Harry is Castiel's son
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,868 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
Tag, you're it - Original Version! by Amaryllis D. Namikaze reviews
/This is the original version, go to the rewritten one./ Uzumaki Kori was a two-years-old little girl. A two-years-old little girl at the hospital. A two-years-old little girl when adopted. By Kakashi. Seriously, who thought this was a good idea? - Daddy!Kaka CuteSmart!FemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,577 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 10/5/2012 - [Naruto U., Shikamaru N.] Kakashi H.
ThE SeVeRuS SnApE FaN cLuB by Lady Lianna Kari reviews
Harry gets tired of Snape making digs at his fame, so he decides to get even. Not a Slash. Occasional references of abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,405 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 2,016 - Follows: 2,094 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Two Twin Foxes and a Magical Vixen by AmaltheaLuchiaAizen reviews
YuYu Hakusho/Bleach/HP crossover. Youko Kurama lost his little brother to a disease but what Kurama Doesn't know is that His Brother and him are about to meet again when Three worlds collide do to the Black Lunar Fox Vixen they fall for. Evil Ron, Dumbledore, Yamamoto Bashing. Good Aizen and Soul Society. Just before Dark Tournament! Pairing: Gin/Femharry/Kurama Creature!FemHarry!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,081 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Harry P., G. Ichimaru
The Winter Is Warmer by JustJasper reviews
Reid notices the bruises Morgan has, and doesn't believe his story about where they came from. STRONG THEMES, abuse, non-con, violence, angst, emotional turmoil, recovery.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,375 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 4/21/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Staring at the Sun by mimithenumberon reviews
"It started with little things, like noticing how pretty the colour of Dustfinger's sandy hair was, or how his unique smile made his eyes shine for a second, or the way his fingers would flex before he began playing with fire." Warning: MATURE SEXUAL CONTENTS!, M/M! Set after Inkheart and before Inkspell. I hope you like and please review! ENJOY! XD
Inkheart - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,355 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2013 - [Dustfinger, Farid] - Complete
Daddy Dearest by The-Lady-Smaell reviews
When Tony's curiosity gets the better of him he doesn't expect to find much. What he uncovers however could have more impact than he ever imagined... Especially for himself.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,597 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
Defying the Future by Dareagon reviews
After the final battle, Naruto is send back in time. He is once again a genin. but he's not the only one who travelled back... Will he be able to change things for the better? Kakanaru, Naruto with bloodline merboy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,753 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 1,196 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
The New Babysitter by pikachumomma reviews
Clint's husband is back from his mission to take on the role of the Avenger's Handler. Being the savior of the Wizarding World and a top Shield agent this should be easy...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,642 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 1,777 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Harry P., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Like Father, Like Son by pikachumomma reviews
Harry Potter and Tony Stark are similar, maybe that's why they work so well as family. In his moments Tony didn't call Pepper, he called his son, who Tony knew would understand. Pre-slash Clint/Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 340 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Since When Are There Two Potters? by kirallie reviews
HPNaruto crossover.HarryKakashi eventually. What happens when a certain Wizard finds an unexpected bundle on his doorstep? A shinobi raised as a wizard instead? Totally AU for both although folows HP until Sirius' death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 54,323 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 2,038 - Follows: 2,542 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 5/16/2006 - [Harry P., Kakashi H.] Luna L., Sasuke U.
Lily's Son by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry looks exactly like Lily when he appears at Hogwarts much to the surprise of everyone. What if Petunia told him about his world when he finally got his letter? What if they accepted him for who he was? Harry is sorted into Slytherin. He befriends Hermione (raven), Draco(Sly), Neville (Huffel) and of course Luna (Raven) later on. Whats a Potions Master to do? can he hate Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 105,548 - Reviews: 2292 - Favs: 2,391 - Follows: 2,947 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Mourning And Acceptance by TheRoseThatKnowsPain reviews
Two years are not enough to heal Luffy's broken heart, shattered mind or worn soul from his big brother Ace's death in his arms. The grief is heavy but his crew will never let him down or drown in it. One-shots/drabbles; How each member of the Straw Hat Pirates help their captain mourn and grieve. Nakamaship and somewhat-sad fluff.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,182 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Luffy, Straw Hats P.
Friends, Family and Memories by Two Last Words reviews
Sirius Black has escaped Azkaban after five years and is ready to right some wrongs. Someone tore apart his family and he will not stand for it anymore. Get ready world, Sirius is getting his family back. Slash,Threesome pairing, families of blood and choice, Good!Malfoys.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,863 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., George W., Fred W.
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2447 - Favs: 4,260 - Follows: 3,559 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Lost Soul by TrinityChaos66 reviews
"I'm the Ghost of Christmas 'Get-off-your-ass-and-enjoy-the-goddamn-holiday'". Every year, Zoro gets a visitor in the form of an annoying blond spirit. Day 15 of the Zosan Holiday Exchange.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Black Cat by kirallie reviews
AU. Wincest but unrelated. Sam is a hunter with a secret he can't risk anyone finding out, not even the father that doesn't know he exists. But why does Dean WInchester make him want to talk?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,876 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 2/13/2011 - [Sam W., Dean W.] John W., Bobby S.
25 Days Of Alec by Take Me To My Fragile Dreams reviews
A collection of 25 Christmas one-shots involving various Alec pairings including Malec, Jalec, Sebalec, Alephael and more. -Request details are inside-
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,185 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Alec L.
The Wrath of a Woman Scorned by EDelta88 reviews
A Hidden Village is not a safe place for a little girl if nobody comes when she screams. One night the villagers went too far and now Konoha shall reap what it has sown. Dark!Fem!Naru Pairings: Decided but secret
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,669 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Naruko U.
A Creatures' Project To Freedom by Venquine1990 reviews
Abused and Used by his uncle on the most terrible ways, Harry Potter sees a way out of his terrible home life. But will it work on all ways he hopes, or will he have to face new challenges along the way? And what about these Creatures which whose hearts he can connect? SB/HP, DM/RL grandpa Dumbles! Remus-Harry Father-Son bonding Rated M for a reason
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,047 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P.
Second Dawn by X-Rage reviews
A strange island sends the Straw Hat Pirates back in time, to the very day Luffy embarked on his pirate journey. Scattered across East Blue and the Grand Line, they start looking for each other to begin reaching for their dreams anew. GEN, and attempts at humor.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,235 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Straw Hats P.
The Real King by Nova Alexandria reviews
A night of passion between Grimmjow and Ichigo results in something Ichigo never expected to happen. A gift for BlackStorm. Dom Ichi! Anal, M/M, MPreg, COMPLETE.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 63 - Words: 291,969 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 7/4/2011 - [Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.] Dark Ichigo, Szayelaporro G. - Complete
After COBRA Rises by STARS-NEMESIS reviews
Set after the film. Storm Shadow survives and realises a lie. He goes to the only person who can help, His Sword Brother, Snake Eyes. Up to you if you want to read. Storm Shadow and Snake Eyes Main, with other chacters.
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,422 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012
Green Eyes by Eye Greater Than Three reviews
Hannah Potter decided it was time to find her brothers, Sam and Dean Winchester, after the death of Cedric Diggory and the treatment she received in England. fem!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 61,919 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 1,342 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Harry P., Dean W.
FALLACY by IaminlovewithVegetaandTrunks reviews
There is no such thing as muggleborns, the ministry steals pureblood children from dark families placing them with muggle families... PREG and MPREG, Hr/BZ HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,521 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 3/18/2010 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Hermione G., Blaise Z.]
red by violet summer reviews
AU. Naruto, a famous quarterback, falls in love when he finds Gaara waiting tables half-naked at a burlesque pub in LA, but Gaara will have to face an ex-fiancee used to killing to get what she wants and a homophobic father armed with hitmen. NaGaa.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 189,331 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Naruto U., Gaara
Harry Addams by Savy13 reviews
The Addams Family gets a new member.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,991 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 1,892 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Harry P.
A Funny, Traveling Tale by Taisi reviews
There's a singing skeleton on the street corner. You can't help but notice as you wait for your coffee that he looks a little lonely, standing by himself. You wonder what he's doing in your busy little town, so colorfully out of place and alien in a corner of the world that runs on habit and routine. (Drabble, nakamaship, outsider POV.)
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Luffy, Brook, Straw Hats P. - Complete
Defense by SilverFlameoftheWindScar reviews
Ichihichi; After the events of Rukia's near-execution, Ichigo gets to know his Hollow. One night, his father finds Hichigo in Ichigo's room and nearly kills him before questioning his son about his son's lookalike. Through more twists and turns, Shinigami and Hollow, it seems as though Ichigo and his Hollow are always having to come to each other's Defense.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,004 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 8/17/2007 - [Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo]
Persona by The Other One 7721 reviews
After using too much chakra Naruto finds himself in a hospital. This wouldn't be a problem, except no one knows who he is! Lying to avoid suspicion, Naruto tries to figure out what's going on. Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,772 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 1,478 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Never Leave Home Again by Verdreht reviews
Takes place after the first movie (ignores the others). After covering for Toretto and his crew, Brian barely managed to keep his job. Now he's in over his head on an undercover detail. One night, it finally all comes back to bite him in the ass, and when he wakes up, he's somewhere he never thought he'd be again. And now he's not sure he ever wants to leave. Brian/Dom slash
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,335 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Dom, Brian
The Peverell Petition by Nia River reviews
A war-weary Harry, destiny fulfilled, decides he deserves to be selfish for once, even if he has to defy fate to do it. Meanwhile, and some time ago, a teenage Sirius receives some shocking news from his parents. Sirius/Harry. SLASH. (No longer a oneshot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,110 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 6/30/2011 - [Harry P., Sirius B.]
Carry Me Home by Taisi reviews
Break all the bones you want, he wishes he could say, if he could speak without giving into the urge to scream. He hopes his expression is venomous enough to get the point across anyway, to this stupid man who thinks any Straw Hat Pirate would betray their infamous captain. (In which Sanji is a prisoner, and Luffy is the next generation Whitebeard.) Drabble, nakamaship.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Luffy, Sanji - Complete
Things Team 19 Are No Longer Allowed To Do:SE by maverickiceman reviews
Things Team 19 Are No Longer Allowed To Do:Special Edition. An in-depth look at the origins of the 'Rules' as listed by H.E. Gray. M for safety's sake.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,478 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Ibiki M., Iruka U., Kotetsu H., Izumo K.
What's It Like? by Crocochoo reviews
Fem!Bilbo has synesthesia. Sounds are like touches for her. She learnt to live with it... and then Gandalf invited her on an adventure in the company of dwarves. Their voices torture her, especially the majestic voices of the Durin line, which inflames her to no end. Originally written for The Hobbit Kink Meme.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 118,558 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fili, Kili
Orion Zabini Potter by slayer of destiny reviews
Harry and Blaise are brought together by events that mean Harry has to flee Hogwarts, feelings develop and Harry's place in the war is in the balance. MPREG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 100,165 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 1,717 - Follows: 2,130 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., Blaise Z.
Taste Me Like Champagne by blackdragonsghost reviews
For HigherMagic. AU; Dean walks in on Michael, Lucifer, Gabriel, Castiel, Balthazar, Inias, and Samandriel while they're all rather compromised. The angels are only too happy to invite him in. Lots of angelic polyamory, orgy, flock!fic, smutty but also happy and tender with lots of healthy loving relationships (hence AU). Minor mentions of Crobby. Possibility for a sequel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,494 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel, Lucifer - Complete
The Boy Next Door by Nacomah reviews
Slash Harry/Pyro. Magneto receives a tip that a powerful young mutant lives on Privet Drive. Posing as a family, Magneto, Mystique, and Pyro become convinced that their neighbor, Harry Potter, is the mutant they're looking for.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,638 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 1,729 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Harry P., Pyro - Complete
Wishing Dreams Come True by Demonslave reviews
Monkey D. Luffy loves his older brother Ace in more ways in one. However, Ace may not love Luffy in that way. What will Luffy do? Warning: Yaoi and lemons 3 Don't like the pairing or the lemons then don't read...Disclaimer: I don't own one piece.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,582 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Ace, Luffy
Emerald-Eyed by InsertPotterThemedUsernameHere reviews
Tony apparently has a son named Harry, who is an angsty teenager. How will he learn to be a father and how will Harry learn to be a son? Het, Slash, Teenage Angst, some Weasley-bashing. Post Battle of Hogwarts and The Avengers. EWE. Harry/Steve (future)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,735 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 2,674 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
The Lone Wolf Returns by cyphernate reviews
infamous man challenge with coyote Stark. naruto was betrayed by his village, and his loneliness and sadness became the very symbol of his being, a hollow by the name of Coyote Stark. upon his second death naruto is given a chance to go back and be with the one person who stood by him. his guiding and protecting light, hinata. Stark/hinata konoha bashing.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,253 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Hinata H., C. Stark
Love Among the Chaos by PureRain-Lily reviews
At the same time a kidnapping case is brought to the attention the New York Institute, Jace and Alec are trying desperately to understand their desperate and complex feelings for each other. This is the story of how their love evolves.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,322 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Alec L., Jace W.
Untitled by 252020 reviews
*On Hold* After the war Harry went to hide in the muggle world where he crossed paths with Alistair. Two years later a gunshot results in a change Harry had never even imagined... and now he is in Forks to stand witness in front of the Volturi.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,216 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Harry P., Alistair, Renesmee C./Nessie
And There Was Light by bellarme reviews
The angel's blade killed Jace instead of severing his bond from Sebastian, and Clary finds herself back with her brother again, while Sebastian may not be quite what she has always thought him to be. And now she is seriously considering the plan of world domination by the side of Sebastian - or rather, doing anything to be by his side. May be incestuous.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,354 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Clary F., Jonathon M./Sebastian V.
Why Nick is not allowed to drive (Ever again) by Ashray1 reviews
Prompt from Grimm-Kink: Nick rarely if ever drives in the show other than when he is going to Marie's super secret trailer of doom. What if the reason that others always drive Nick places is because he is the worst driver ever, like Parker from Leverage: "Get out of the way you old hag!" **Bonus points for Nick being oblivious. (Renard/Nick/Monroe)
Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [Nick B., Monroe, Captain Renard] - Complete
Words Between Friends by AshleyK16439 reviews
A/U. Morgan and Reid are passing notes. See what they say. I made them alot funnier and less serious than on the show. Also a protective Hotch. I got the idea for this story from "Phoenix on cloud nine". Thanks for letting me use your idea! My first Criminal Minds fanfic! Rated T for some language. I just changed the cover pic.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,965 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - D. Morgan, S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch
Of Monsters and Men by Mikkal reviews
There's a Grimm in Portland and he's brought the War with him. Major AU.
Grimm - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,677 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Nick B., Monroe, Captain Renard, Juliette S.
Asylum by Hell Jashin reviews
Sasuke is finally allowed to visit Itachi at the institution. Some things turn pretty, others turn ugly, and a guy's hitting on Itachi's little bro. But the most important thing is: is Itachi getting better or worse? Sequel to PatP:Molestation
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,123 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Nasty Naughty Boy by Jester310 reviews
Kidd is too prideful and ignorant. Law is lost with an unspoken sentiment. Killer is enslaved with his sense of duty. Luffy believes he's in love yet he feels miserable. Veiled, this is their story of hopeless love. Perhaps, all they need is to bridge the gap of denial by admitting that love is many things –a scorching heat, a work of art, a healing balm and a timid bashfulness.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 94,938 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 3/4/2010 - [Luffy, Killer] [E. Kidd, T. Law]
Family Above All by LuRCosta reviews
"Her name is Lilian Rose O'Connor. She's my nine year-old daughter, and she's been kidnapped." When Brian's daughter gets kidnapped by the Trans, because they found out of his connection with the SWAT team, and the cops won't help, saying it will ruin his undercover job, Brian turns to Team Torreto, reviling to them the truth. Will they help him? AUTHOR NOTE posted!
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,956 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Dom, Brian, Mia
Lovely Music by DeadlyDarkAngel reviews
series of songfics and drabbles filled with ROBRAE! R&R T to be safe Warning: some stories are AU others are not. they are just little drabbles
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,271 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Raven, Robin
Random Ideas by XPGamer reviews
These are ideas that I randomly come up with but am not motivated enough to turn into full stories. Gonna put the rating at "M" just in case. It's Naruto/Harry because there are a few Harry Potter ideas, it's not a reference to any pairing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,965 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U.
To the Sea by FallTigerKisa reviews
What if Sabo didn't go out to sea, but went and got his family first? What if Ace, Sabo, and Luffy set out for the Grand Line at the tender ages of 10 and 7? Plus, for a little added fun, I'm making Luffy a girl. For the first half of this story, I'm having fun, but the second half will be canon (aside from FemLuffy) except for AcexSaboxLuffy later. Rating will go up at that time.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,440 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo, Straw Hats P.
Warmth of a Cold Touch by ChocolateRedVelvet reviews
Haku has promised his master that he would live his life and let no one stand between him and his goal and his dream is to help Naruto, his friend achieve his own dream. ash. NaruHaku and NaruHakuKimi. Potential mpreg.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 134,954 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Naruto U., Haku, Kimimaro
Countdown to Impact by PlayPrayDie reviews
Everyone hides who they really are, in the end. Make everyone in the world a Wesen, and people will just learn to lie about something else. (AU: There's No Such Thing as Human)
Grimm - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,016 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Nick B.
Surrender by Shadow of an Echo reviews
The Captains are called to a meeting, where they expect another potentially boring update on the peacetime happenings in the soul society. What they find is anything but. Ichigo is back, only he isn't alone, but his companion is a little, ah, different than usual. For one he is a lot smaller, and oh yeah, they are going to have to wait until he's born to meet him! Yaoi and Mpreg.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,194 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki
The Triwizard Tournament by Shinigami no ko reviews
(Revised and Rewritten.) They've done a lot of harsh mission, even fought in a war. They thought they've faced the worst. They were proved wrong. Join the shinobi's as they try to tackle they're hardest mission yet, and no, it has nothing to do with the upcoming tournametnt. Shounen ai.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,713 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 11/6/2011 - [Naruto U., Itachi U.] Draco M., Sasuke U.
How to Belong by MissWillow reviews
On a dark and stormy night, a baby was adopted by Esme and Carlisle Cullen. Now, sixteen years later, Hale Cullen starts to feel left out. In a story about discovering oneself, Hale will go through different trials and errors to find where he truly belongs
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,803 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Harry P., Felix
Invisible by Twisted Skys reviews
He's been invisible for so long, it's hard to be seen sometimes. One-shots and mini archs of Jack's life.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 87 - Words: 109,470 - Reviews: 3475 - Favs: 2,123 - Follows: 2,136 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Jack Frost
Wait You're Not A Masseuse by Le.Jester.Vixen reviews
The Straw Hats are having a miniature vacation on a resort island. After having fun Luffy wants to try something new and asks for a massage. (Definitely rated M for a reason) -Revised-
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,697 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Luffy, T. Law - Complete
Bonds of Symmetry by Whale Obsessive reviews
Kid has to find a way to bond with Soul if he ever wants to be head shinigami. Will he do whatever it takes? Contains steamy yaoi KidxSoul pairing. RxR rated M for later chapters
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,535 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater
Burn, Light and Love by TheAngelsCryInBlood reviews
So after the drama of fifth year a new set of more normal teen trials starts, though for Harry Potter, it can never be normal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,988 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Harry P., OC
How to spend the days by tommyrox reviews
"I don't know why I love you losers." "Aw you love us!" Sakura's just trying to spend her days in the Akatsuki in peace. Guess that's not gonna happen. A series of one-shots.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,531 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
At the Edges by on rooftops reviews
Jackson still won't meet his eyes. "Do you want to know what's going on?" he asks. — Danny/Stiles - AU post-season 2
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 99,388 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Stiles, Sheriff Stilinski, Danny, Erica R. - Complete
Alternative Eclipse by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry goes to Forks to help stop the mysterious killings stopping the Volturi killing Bree. Bree becomes a part of the Cullen Coven along with Harry. Harry is Edward Cullen's Mate. Edward fights the bond, Harry on the other hand is fighting for what is his. Who will Edward choose? his rightful Mate Harry Potter? who is already a vampire or his Singer Bella Swan?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,531 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Harry P., Edward
Harry's Inheritance by kirallie reviews
Naruto crossover. When Dumbledore died he left Harry with a very interesting bit of inheritance, the foreign teenager he had found unconsious in the forest. Now what is he supposed to do with him? eventual HarryItachi.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,444 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 1,704 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 11/27/2007 - [Harry P., Itachi U.] Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Two Scarred Souls Heal Each Other by Vain Gloriousness reviews
Yaoi. Slash. Ibiki/Harry. With Hermione, Harry left the Wizarding World and traveled to the Elemental Countries. In Konoha, he builds a new life and business while falling into an unexpected romance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,017 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 1,939 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Harry P., Ibiki M.
Remnants of a Shinobi's Fire by ippus67 reviews
Konoha has fallen. Desperate to escape, our heroes turned to the sea for refuge. Watch as they struggle to find their place in the New World and take back what they've lost. Alliances are formed, cover ups are unraveled, and the Void Century blurs reality. Team Seven–centric. Strong!Sakura.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,910 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U., Sasuke U., Straw Hats P.
Dead Man Walking by cywscross reviews
Kreacher goes back to save his master, and Regulus survives but his near-death-by-Inferi puts him into a coma for the next sixteen years. When he wakes, well, the world is not so different. Voldemort is still at large, and the Ministry is still inept. His brother's got a godson now though, so it's only natural for Regulus to keep an eye on young Harry as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 38,880 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 1,659 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Regulus B., Harry P., Sirius B.
A Dance of Death by Serenity Sasamoto reviews
"I don't want them to see this side of Winter. I don't want anyone to see this side of me..." As the Spirit of Winter, Jack Frost has more duties than most people know, responsibilities that he dares not tell of to anyone. Third chapter is now up.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,478 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Jack Frost
We'll See, Stranger by Taisi reviews
In which Luffy's long-lost brother comes back from the dead, maybe. But if this stranger isn't really who he claims to be, he's a dead man walking in more ways than one. (Nakamaship, protective!Strawhats, Luffy-centric, "don't touch our captain.")
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Luffy, Sabo, Straw Hats P. - Complete
He's Just a Kid With a Stick by FlamingGoldfish24 reviews
Little did Tony know that Jack Frost was so much more than that. When the two cross paths the Winter spirit might just prove to be more than Tony and the rest of the team can handle, but with darkness closing in they're running out of time...
Crossover - Avengers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,926 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 12/25/2012
The craftiest trickery by Anki-Shai reviews
Naruto discovers the truth about the Kyuubi and Loki continues to understand.
Crossover - Naruto & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 86,319 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Naruto U., Loki
A Lonely Path by la baguette reviews
At age ten, Harry disappeared. Four years later, a suspiciously familiar boy is found. Remus accepts the task of reintroducing him to the wizarding world, Harry resisting all the while. Where has he been? Will he ever learn to trust? Implied child abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 138,418 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Harry P., Remus L.
Reborn of Fire by Perseia Jackson reviews
AU: Fem!Percy. Poseidon thought she had died with Sally, but when she arrives at Camp Half-Blood twelve years later things once thought known have to be rethought. One question remains; Where has the daughter of Poseidon been? Jason/Panthea.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,186 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Hestia, Percy J.
Metal Heart by tonystarktheautobot reviews
The Avengers struggle to get along as a new enemy approaches, an enemy Tony is dangerously vulnerable to. Saving the world was the easy part; saving each other is much harder. Tony/Bruce, Steve/Thor, Natasha/Pepper, Clint/Coulson
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 181,949 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Dyed Bones by CGKrows reviews
Death has lost sight of her Master. It thoroughly pissed her off, and left her without a clue. Now Death's nothing but a moody, lingering entity bored out of her mind... Until Nick Fury decides to crash into her modern lifestyle. Can Death find the one she has been seeking before she gets way in over her head? Who are these Avengers that try to stop her? What is Fury hiding?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,781 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - [OC, Harry P.] Captain America/Steve R.
Final Arrangements by mrscakeakajane reviews
Sequel to The Arrangements, starts the morning after. Severus and Harry have a new teacher to contend with, and final arrangements to make
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,076 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Arrangements by mrscakeakajane reviews
Writen for Snarry a thon 2010, Harry and Snape teach at Hogwarts - Harry begs Snape to pretend to be in a relationship with him to keep the new teacher in town who doesn't seem to understand 'not interested' off his back. Pretending becomes reality
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,744 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Rose Garden's Thrones of Thorns by Felicity Dream reviews
Harry, with no memory, was thrown back in time and reverted to a babe and female, and adopted by the Gould family. Her guardians end up being Barricade, Starscream, and Soundwave, but it's her brother who seems to care for her the most. In the end, how will that clash with the Autobots and what is her role in this new world? Includes DecepticonPrincess!Harry and Hallows sentience.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,479 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 1/31/2012 - [Harry P., Dylan G.] Tom R. Jr., Sam W.
The Collapse by Kechk reviews
Just before the attack of the Chitauri on New York, the Avengers meet with a few... unexpected enemies? Allies? No one is sure about how they should deal with Loki's children and the past decides to unveil itself, the truth behind the rage and pain. The final duel of the trickster God and Fate had never been something so shattering. What is love without sacrifice?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,390 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Loki
Born to Fly by uoduck reviews
Part 1 of "A Dragon, A Wizard and A Wolf". Harry receives a letter from his parents after he turns 18 that he is a weredragon from both James and Lily Potter. The public is scared of him and they threaten to stick him in Azkaban. Fate bring brings him to Beacon Hills after their math teacher dies of mysterious causes. This will be Harry/Derek/Stiles.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,091 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P., Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Follow You by flarsanzian reviews
Every teenager has their rebellious stage. Unfortunately, Renesmee's just had to kick in while her car literally crashed a raven-haired human nomad with a flying broom. "You're serious? You want to go with me?" She was sure that he was expecting her to back down. "Anywhere but home."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,113 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Harry P., Renesmee C./Nessie
Exceptions That Make the Rule by akurosa reviews
The two were idiots and they were supposed to be easy targets. Luffy & Zoro & Nami friendship,
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Luffy, Zoro, Nami - Complete
Choose One, Lose the Other? by stephfarrow94 reviews
Aizen takes Ukitake to Heuco Mundo where he is put into Starrk's care. Ukitake wants his boyfriend, Shunsui, but soon enough, he finds himself looking at Starrk the same way he looks at Shunsui. What will happen when the Captain of the Eighth comes to rescue Ukitake? ShunsuiUkitakeStarrk
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,478 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake, C. Stark
Worth A Shot by Takagano Dai reviews
As the Second Wizard War is about to unfold Albus Dumbledore thinks that involving some old allies might be a help. Set HP5 OotP After 4th Shinobi War AU . Pairings as Canon. Rated M for later content.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,722 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Alastor M., Harry P., Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
An Alternative State of Mentality by inukagome15 reviews
Sequel to "A State of Mental Extremes". Tony Stark does not have time for this garbage. Someone outed his secret to the public. No, not the one where he's dating Steve. Yes, the one where he's a mutant. Yes, he's mad. Yes, his life sucks. What else is new? Oh, hi, Extremis.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 79,207 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Seven Weeks by Bronwyn O'Reilly reviews
Or, the Adventures of Death Breath and Hot Head. In which Nico collects insulting nicknames, Leo becomes an unofficial PR manager, and some kid called George learns the hard way that no one messes with Team Leo.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Nico A., Leo V. - Complete
This Is So Not Happening by Demonic Hope reviews
With the war with Gaea raging Apollo decides to send a group of books along with a few demigods back in time to convince the Gods to change their ways. But when a rare old magic awakens between Apollo and Percy and Artemis starts to question her Oath things are gonna go crazy. Apollo/Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 323,647 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Percy J., Apollo, Luke C., Artemis
Of Love, In Unexpected Places by ObsessiveCompulsiveforhp reviews
Summer after fourth year is finally over, and things are not as expected when Harry makes it back to the magical world. Badly broken and determined for it to stop, Harry turns to, surprisingly, a certain Potions Master. Sev adopts Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 127,025 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Raiden Cullen: Start of a new life by Shadowphoenixflame reviews
H.P is adopted by cullen family and accepted immediately by all of them, with Jasper over protective and almost possessive and the others love him to bits and protecitve also, will he ever go to Hogwarts? what will DUmbles do then he notice Harry is gone?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,362 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Harry P., Jasper
Coming Together by ihollow023 reviews
Obito was always alone . Abused, he wore a mask . But, after Kyuubi, he finds Naruto in an alley and saves him from a mob . Then, he lives with him . Then Madara comes into the picture .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Obito U./Tobi, Madara U.
Like a Rock by pikachumomma reviews
What if Dean had one person he could depend on always? One person who never left him? One person who put his needs first? Set in AU where Harry is not magical.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,811 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 1,181 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Harry P., Dean W.
Across Time and Space by pikachumomma reviews
Severus is alone and Hogwarts can see the hurt that young Severus is radiating. She gathers up her magic and brings his soul mate from another universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,826 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 1,521 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Portrait by Meany reviews
Every victory has its price. What will the portrait of Salazar want for his help? PostHogwarts. WIP. Written in answer to the challenge from HarrySalazar lj community. Slash. Explicit sexual content. Mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,777 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 1,042 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Exclusivity by Taisi reviews
A stranger flirts with the oblivious Luffy, and the Straw Hat Pirates reveal a possessive streak. (Nakamaship, drabble.)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Luffy, Straw Hats P. - Complete
Overwhelming Silence by stephfarrow94 reviews
Starrk and Ukitake are the only survivors of the Winter War. Starrk doesn't want to be alone, having lost Lilynette as well, so in a split-second decision, he saves Ukitake's life, too. But Arrancar and Shinigami are natural enemies, and Ukitake is still hurting over his own losses. StarrkXUkitake, yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 4/16/2013 - J. Ukitake, C. Stark - Complete
The Hardest Part by thestupidgenius1123 reviews
"I should have gone with him," I whispered fervently. My body started rocking nervously. I could feel Dr. Jackson's gaze as he said, "Max, are you saying you wish you were dead?" I looked up, staring into his curious eyes. "Yes." Fax. AU/AH. Rated TEEN. [Disclaimer: I do not own Maximum Ride. All rights reserved to James Patterson. No infringement or copyright intended.]
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 65,511 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Max, Fang - Complete
Trainwreck Hearts by BattleCryBlue reviews
It would have been a lie to call what they had any less than dysfunctional. Pairing:Tony/Steve. Warnings for Steve!Whump, slash, AU, disturbing subject matter, etc.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,112 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Glory by CoffeeeCup reviews
"Hiccup." Said boy stared in utter confusion, staring at his pet. Had he just spoken...? "I did." The oddly soothing tenor voice replied, and that was the last thing Hiccup remembered before his vision turned black.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,529 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Wanderlust by cywscross reviews
"You're just like my brother," Kukaku tells him, eyes full of quiet empathy when she catches Ichigo sneaking out of the Shiba house in the middle of the night yet again, too tired to train but too restless to sleep with thoughts of Rukia's execution plaguing him and the foreign night wind coaxing him outside. "You want to run with the wind."
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,668 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Ichigo K.
Pray by The Unbelievable reviews
Nnoitra died fighting Kenpachi. Now he is reborn as Harry Potter, throwing everyone through a loop. Harry isn't exactly what everyone expected him to be. Nnoitra-is-Harry fic. Rated 'M' mainly for Nnoitra's mouth. Does follow HP canon storyline
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 101,230 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Harry P., Nnoitra G.
The Unforeseen Ally by He11'sDomain reviews
The Akatsuki capture Sasuke and plan to interrogate him about Orochimaru. In the meantime, he must room with Itachi. Will Sasuke's horrible past be revealed? How will Itachi react? Can he save his little brother? Abuse, rape. Sasuke age 15, Itachi age 20.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,780 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
We're Not Broken, Just Bent by saltandburnit reviews
A series of one-shots Mostly angst, hurt/comfort, with lots of nakamaship and brotherly love. Rated T for safety. Chapter 10 up: Random moments in the lives of the D Brothers. Modern AU. Plot less humor.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,914 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Luffy, Ace
Harry Potter and The Death Wish by Hasegawa reviews
He always wishes for death. He wants it so much it hurts. But nobody wants him die. even his enemies. Why?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 181,385 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Shattered Eyes by Lithius Osmius reviews
Tears of liquid silver will be shed as Naruto struggles to master a new Bloodline Limit that surpasses all, even the Rin'negan. Look into his eyes, the shattered mirrors of the soul. Obviously AU, Epic Length, pairings undecided at the moment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 191,547 - Reviews: 2169 - Favs: 3,921 - Follows: 3,572 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Smiles and Happiness by Hikary Sanoko
30 interrelated word drabbles for the relationship between Zoro and Luffy. ZoLu, but some could be seen as nakamaship.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,803 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
F You PTA by The Dark Crimson Blood reviews
If they thought he would continue doing what they wanted for the rest of his life; then they had another thing coming. ONESHOT
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo - Complete
Out of the Darkness by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry left the wizarding world after defeating Voldemort. He attended college and university and gained his doctorate. He meets Ash at a conference while he was trying to prove Atlantis was real. None of them could have predicted the road it would take them down. Starts at the begining of Ash's Second Book. No Tory. Slash Harry/Acheron.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dark-Hunter series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 100,898 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Harry P., Acheron/Ash
Nip at my Nose by puppiescute a.k.a. Mic Mic reviews
317 years Jack Frost has been alone. One December day he hears his name in a song carried to him by the wind. He starts to find himself drawn to the girl with the golden hair in the hidden tower. Follow their story, as Rapunzel's journey in Tangled entwines with Jack's of being chosen as a guardian. How will Rapunzel and Jack's canon stories change with each other involved in them?
Crossover - Tangled & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,001 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Rapunzel, Jack Frost
Bonds Forged Early On by AURyuichi-san reviews
What if that day when Naruto saw Sasuke at the Dock, he did more than walk by? What if Naruto had sat next to Sasuke that day? How would this change the two of them if they had become friends early on? How would things change? No pairings yet, please r & r
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 106,730 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Kakashi H.
Motivation by Durandall reviews
Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 136,375 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 2,846 - Follows: 2,853 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011
Whispering Dawn by Ladyblackmagic reviews
Time heals all wounds. That's the way it's suppose to work at least. Harry Potter was hoping this was true. After the war Harry moves to Forks, Washington with an unlikely ally. There they find love and happiness. EC/HP DM/? SLASH x/over with twilight
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,339 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 1,541 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Harry P., Edward
Redemption Songs by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
Loki escapes from Asgard during his punishment and finds himself back in New York City where people still remember his face. Well except for one man, who doesn't know of him or the Avengers and has a strange habit of trying to save people who are beyond redemption. Like Loki, Harry has known pain and suffering and was Mother once. Loki now has someone who wants to save him. PostAA
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 78,122 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 1,491 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
The Huntress Pirates by TippyTurtle reviews
What a wonderful way to start the day. My firstmate gets kidnapped by the Marines, again I might add, and now we have to go save her. But what do we find when we arrive? The Marine base in pieces, no Marines to be found, and Arai just standing there, waving like an idiot. I can already feel the headache coming.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,283 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Straw Hats P.
My apologies, Senpai by cruciomysoul reviews
"So, Senpai, I apologize. I'm sorry." Feeling satisfied with himself for getting it out there, Stein let a small smile form on his lips. - Spirit decides to pay a visit to his former Meister, and gets a rather shocking apology whilst there. Turned into a drabble series now; each chapter will probably be unrelated to the rest unless stated otherwise. Chapter 19: 10 Sixties.
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,992 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Franken Stein, Spirit A./Death Scythe
Not Troublesome at All by enchanted nightingale reviews
When the Mirror of Erised shatters, Nara Shikamaru comes across a child with the most unique green eyes. It's not quite love at first sight but equally as troublesome. Harry Potter/ Shikamaru Nara
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,227 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 1,206 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Harry P., Shikamaru N., Shikaku N., Yoshino N.
Turbulence by ddpjclaf reviews
*RE-POST* While dealing with a loss, Clary befriends her new neighbor's troubled foster-son. Can their friendship help them let go of the pain or will their pasts intervene and rip them apart? (Due to Fanfiction disabling the C&P ability, I am re-posting this story here. Thank you to all who have been so supportive!)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 210,843 - Reviews: 2280 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Jade by HPslashSPNLuver92 reviews
ULTIMATE WARNING! AU, OOC, SLASH. Life is hard. For a few people it's even cruel. But for one person a desperate wish is enough to change the worst to the best. Mentions of prostitution. Pairings: Harry/Sam, Dean/OMC. Rated: M
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 85,349 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Harry P., Sam W.
Tension by Vixenfur reviews
As requested, here is a humanoid Baffy one-shot! Bugs is bored and causes trouble to get Daffy's attention.
Looney Tunes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck] - Complete
Forgiveness by MythologyGeekFreakMagicStar reviews
The events start at a certain highschool with certain students. Zoro and Sanji. Zoro turned Sanji's life to hell by molesting him. But now after 6 years there paths meet up once again. Please Read and enjoy!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,590 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 9/16/2013 - [Sanji, Zoro] - Complete
Session Transcripts by lastcrazyhorn reviews
What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 122,790 - Reviews: 1852 - Favs: 2,024 - Follows: 2,535 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Hermione Granger and the Prince of Serpents by CreatorZorah reviews
At the age of five Harry turns into a snake. Five years later he saves a girl named Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,913 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 1,865 - Follows: 2,343 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Welcome To My Life by The Un-Wanted Angel reviews
Ponyboy is not the younger brother of Darry and Sodapop, infact, he's their...son? Mpreg, Slash Warning: Darry and Sodapop slash not incest, if you think about it Mpreg, and Slash. IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ANY OF THESE WARNINGS, WALK AWAY, NO FLAM
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,149 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Sodapop C., Ponyboy C.
The Double Spencer Jobs by Falcons-Tears reviews
Now a collection of ONE SHOTS: 5th: It was supposed to be a simple con, but suddenly for Eliot it gets more and more complicated, when not only Reid and his team turn up in the same city, but also Eliot's family gets involved... set after The Parker meets Spencer Job but before The Rescue a Genius Job... Still Reid/Eliot, which means SLASH, plz read A/N in the second chapter
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Leverage - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,257 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 11/20/2011 - S. Reid, Eliot S.
Spirit of Halloween by Monsters-Need-Love-Too reviews
Man in Moon had been watching Harry ever since he was nearly killed on Halloween night. He had watched the struggles the boy went through. Watched as he made life changing sacrifices. The boy was selfless. Harry James Potter would become the spirit of Halloween. Harry and Jack were both chosen to become Guardians,now, they fight side by side to bring down Pitch. Slash Harry/Jack
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,184 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 1,564 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Harry P., Jack Frost - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 2,684 - Follows: 2,319 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Brother by enzhe reviews
Following the Uchiha massacre, Sasuke's emotional stability is called into question and the Hokage orders new living arrangements for him. After all, he's not the only desperately lonely, slightly messed up kid running around Konoha. AR. Not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,730 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 1,384 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
His Girl by Vrawr reviews
He wasn't lying when he said that she was his first love... Shinji/Orihime/Grimmjow
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,771 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Orihime I., Shinji H.
Pirate Potter by Cindy Snowflake reviews
Adopted from Tenkai of Chaos' Potter's Piracy Policy" Harry's lost everyone he cares about and is unable to continue living, so he commits suicide, only to be given a second chance in the world of One Piece! Harrycentric
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 111,875 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Harry P., Shanks
Rise of the Dark Angel by mykkila09 reviews
A HP/DM fic; Dark Harry. Starts after the DOM battle; when Harry loses Sirius, he decides to drop his act of being the naive golden boy and shows his true nature. How will the Light react when their "Savior" is suddenly for the Dark side?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 351,955 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 2,180 - Follows: 2,495 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Soulthern Comfort by GeminiCancer reviews
Crack fic. "How came you to be here?" Harry grinned at him madly. "I took a train, or maybe hopped on a magic carpet,' He laughed. "A mad elfling' Kili relaxed his bow string, watching the creatures retreat. 'They're all mad Fili my lad.'
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 287 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Harry P., Thorin - Complete
Fallback by IrethR reviews
After the war Harry moves to Lima, Ohio to try and live a normal life as just another invisible teenager. You know what they say about best laid plans, though. KH/HP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,683 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 1,862 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Harry P., Kurt H.
Shades of Green by Gemsir reviews
Summary: Defenseless in battle, Tony finds himself getting help from an unexpected side – too bad for him, that this help causes him so much more trouble than he could have seen coming. But it causes a lot more than that. - FrostIron - M for slash in later chapters.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 199,628 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
From Failing Hands by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
The whole of England thinks that Alex Rider has been dead for two years, but when World War Three breaks out, he is the only one that can save them. With a price still on his head, will Alex try to keep his secret, or will he return for one last mission?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,884 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Alex R./Cub
Complicated Hesitation by SoiArt reviews
The story that started it all. Rated M for Paulie's mouth and future events. *wink wink* PaulieXIceburg. AU (Thx for the help reviews)
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,456 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - [Paulie, Iceburg] [Lucci, Kaku]
The Last Archangel by inukagome15 reviews
Supernatural/Avengers fusion. No one knows where angels go when they die, not even the archangels. And if one finds himself in a different universe after death? It's one thing to leave heaven purposefully, it's another to find that heaven isn't even there. And Gabriel is alone.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 125,783 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Gabriel, Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The Stark Brothers by spellmugwump97 reviews
Tony Stark has a little brother. Of course, he's not so little anymore, and Tony only found out about him when he dug out some ancient adoption paperwork in a box of junk when he turned eighteen. But, even though Harry can do magic as well as science, the Stark brothers seem to fit together like two pieces of a well-made puzzle. Pity the Avengers had to get involved, really.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,841 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 1,880 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Behind Closed Doors by pervynoona reviews
Following the story line of One Piece, this is what happens between the love birds (ZoroxLuffy/LuffyxZoro/ZoLu) behind the scenes! Yaoi/BoyxBoy/Lemons!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,344 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Luffy, Zoro
Werewolf Heir by xB2UTY reviews
Fenrir has learned to deal with the loss of his cub and mate, but how will he cope when years later his cub returns with two mates: a werewolf that hates himself and a wizard who follows Dumbledore blindly? Slash, AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,851 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Fenrir G., Harry P.
When Naruto Met Sasuke by mickeylover303 reviews
Collection of AU one-shots. 31. What I Still Haven't Found: "No, the guy just threatened to de-man me. With a plastic spoon."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 108,029 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Allusion to Fate by Amouru reviews
Over the summer before fifth year, Harry disappears after getting off the train. No one knows where he is or who he could be with. When he returns two months later, for him it's been two years. A new look, a new attitude and a snake that curiously looks like the younger Nagini. AU, Time travel, Dumbledore bashing, HP/TR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,067 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 1,534 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Sprite by midnighttornadoterror reviews
Luffy is a unusally small child that has fallen in the care of Garp. While under Garps/Dandans care Luffy grows up to be a Marine, Without the brother realationship of Ace or Sabo. Watch as a smarter Luffy make his way to a Marine Admiral and then throw it away at MarineFord. Also Sabo lives! MarcoXLuffy
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,355 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Marco, Luffy
A Chance Which Does Redeem All Sorrows by gwynhefar reviews
What would you do with a second chance?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,856 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Hawkeye/Clint B.
He killed Phoebe by Sirene04 reviews
The Charmed sisters decide to take drastic measures in order to get some answers from their future Whitelighter. How much longer can Chris preserve his most feared secret? Chris (and later Cole) centric - revelation fic.
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,402 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Chris H., Cole T.
Numb and Hollow by Kalieapap reviews
Slash, AU, Arrancars and Harry will meet. A betrayal brings them together. What will Soul Society do? Adopted from Spacecakeje
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,855 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Harry P., Ulquiorra, C. Stark
Jack Frost and his Baby by LadyLombax reviews
A baby Pooka is found by our favourite Spirit of Winter. Here are some drabbles exploring Jack's journey through single parenthood, the child's childhood with a spirit for a father and the Guardians' realisation that Jack is actually pretty awesome with kids for a reason. May include Bunny in later drabbles.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,371 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund
Ice Age 2: The Meltdown by Pilko95 reviews
What if Manny and Sid missed the humans at Glacier Pass? This is my re-write of the reunion scene in Ice Age and of Ice Age 2: The Meltdown if Roshan/Pinky had still been with the herd.
Ice Age - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,512 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Manny, Sid, Diego, Ellie
Pairing Frenzy: Yaoi by Aerias-A-Writer reviews
Various ficlet pairings from Naruto, all Yaoi, trying to cover as many different pairing as possible. From Naru/Sasu to Kaka/Ita to Kisa/Zabu to Jir/Oro. Chp.7 Kisa/Ita NEW!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,546 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Naruto U.
Love Of My Brothers by celestial kitten16 reviews
After team 7's run in with the Sand Trio, Naruto goes home expecting an empty apartment to welcome him back. Except it's not so empty, but has four guys waiting inside of it claiming to be Naruto's brothers. And if they really are his family then where have they been all this time? So many secrets, and Naruto also has one of his own. He is a she! And what about her mother? FemNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 197,572 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Freedom at Last by midnighttornadoterror reviews
Luffy was 7 years when they came. He did not know their names, but they knew who he is. They called him red-hair Shanks's son. He didn't understand. Shanks isn't my dad, he said, they called him a liar. BenxShanksxLuffy
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Luffy, Shanks, Violet/Viola - Complete
Ficlets of Straw-Hats by tenebrae di oblio reviews
Just some short drabbles about the Straw-Hat pirates and the surprises they find while travelling through the GrandLine. T for saftey, just in case. May contain non cannon features, AUs ect...
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,862 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Straw Hats P.
Past's Player by The Fictionist reviews
Getting stuck in 1942 was bad. Getting put into Slytherin was even worse. Having Tom Riddle practically stalk him? Harry hated his life. Prequel to Fate's Favourite
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,549 - Reviews: 2207 - Favs: 1,953 - Follows: 2,317 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Watch Closely by XXIV reviews
Daniel Atlas hates feeling vulnerable. M/ M, J. Daniel Atlas/ Jack Wilder
Now You See Me - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,970 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 9/23/2013 - [Daniel A., Jack W.] - Complete
Drunk on the Lines by WeatherEye1 reviews
After the events of Perfect Blood, Rachel goes to her first lesson with Al since reconnecting with the lines. A simple pull on a ley line becomes something much more complex. Spoilers for everything, including Perfect Blood. Rated M for future adult situations and sinfully bad language.
Hollows, Kim Harrison - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,683 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Rachel Morgan, Algaliarept
Karakura Acadamy by action-anime-love-girl reviews
Ichigo Kurisaki is a normal teenager going tto a less than normal school, with less than normal friends. But one day he awakes form a dream that is anything but normal! and on this same day a new student arrives at Karakura Acadamy. Ichigo knows this student has something to do with his dream but he cant figure out what just yet. Slash Ichi X Hichi Yaio! youve been warned! enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,561 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo
Touchan Taicho by Yemi Hikari reviews
For someone who had troubles getting close to someone before, Toshiro finds himself unable to trust any of the adults around him, simply because of what one person did. Time is something that can heal, but perhaps there are other things.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,971 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 8/15/2011 - T. Hitsugaya, G. Ichimaru
Familiar Faces by didibee123 reviews
Luffy gets a strange letter from his father telling him to go home because someone is going to be there waiting for him. Luffy being Luffy decides they should go right that very moment. Includes most of Luffy's family-CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS- NO PAIRINGS- DISCAIMER- I don't own One Piece. If i did lots of the dead people would be alive. Rated T just to be safe
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,644 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Luffy, Garp, Straw Hats P.
The Blood of the King by c2t2 reviews
Five interconnected drabbles weave a story. AceLu
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2013 - [Ace, Luffy] Zoro - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wrath of Jashin by MegaKiraraLover reviews
After his defeat, Hidan is confident Jashin will come rescue him and make the world a better place. Too bad no one would have believed him if he were to tell. More importantly...too bad he's right. Not!Romance!Centered Super!Godlike(literally)!Harry!is!Jashin
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,029 - Reviews: 1362 - Favs: 2,048 - Follows: 2,376 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Harry P., Hidan, Jashin
In The Line Of Duty by PancaekPirate reviews
Poseidon knows Percy has traumatic secrets involving his first step-father, he makes a deal with Nico in exchange for the safe passage of the Argo II in his territory. Nico must help Percy come to terms with what happened to him in order for their journey to continue… PercyxNico
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,714 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Nico A., Percy J.
Brotherly by PancaekPirate reviews
Percy is enjoying a quiet night on the beach when he gets an unexpected visitor. TritonxPercy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,278 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Percy J., Triton
Path of Repentance by kailynx reviews
Three years after the destruction of Hi no Kuni and Konohagakure no Sato, a young blond Hokage and his repenting companion must journey back to the past to salvage another future – save Uchiha Itachi and destroy Uchiha Madara. Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,298 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Forgot to Hide the Bodies by siqwithaQ reviews
(Contest Prize) Despite being lovers and sharing an apartment, neither Ace nor Luffy ever found out what the other does for a living — not to say that there haven't been close calls. Because, really, some skeletons in the closet are more literal than others.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,969 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
Chasing Hope, Finding Fun by Kereea reviews
A slightly different ending to the Blizzard of '68 gives Jack new hope and one person to talk to…and Bunny learns to deal with an unseen spirit who really, really wants to be noticed...
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,371 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost
Everything Is Made To Be Broken by BreeanneAlikay reviews
This story will be in chapters! Charlie talks to Patrick about the dreams he has been having about his Aunt Helen. Patrick tries to help Charlie feel better and "participate". I also still suck at summaries. I recommend listening to Slower by Mineral while reading this.Please read and review!
Perks of Being a Wallflower - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,986 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Charlie, Patrick - Complete
Haven by cywscross reviews
The first time around, they came together through a promise, through circumstance, through necessity, and bonded through trial and desperation. The second time around, they were inseparable. And they were going to change the world.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,653 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 869 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Ichigo K., Orihime I., Uryuu I., Chad/Y. Sado
Life's a Beach by Monster Mads reviews
A fully-certified MI6 spy, seventeen-year-old Alex has a lot of fun to catch up on. However, as his temporary guardian, Wolf isn't going to make it easy for him. Evidently, neither is Fate. Old enemies rise from the ashes, Alex and K-unit take turns parenting each other, Wolf struggles with his psychotic ex, and everybody learns something new. T for swearing, themes and violence.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 224,317 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
A Fate Worth Dying For by MikkiOfTheAnbu reviews
I am going to die. It's just a simple fact. I've accepted it, but in doing so have been broken. My disease is killing me, and I guess I'm okay with that. At least I thought I was until I met them. The ones who gave me a reason to keep on living. (ON HIATUS. SORRY GUYS)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,842 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Luffy, Straw Hats P.
Reading the Future: Naruto's True Nindo by xxHinaAngelxx reviews
What will happen if Minato, Kushina, Jiraiya, Tsunade, Kakashi, Obito, and Rin read the future of one Naruto Uzumaki? Will they change for the better or worse? How will they react to their future? MinaKush, NaruHina, ObiRin, KakaKur
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,079 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 1,212 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 7/23/2011 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U.
Brother Complex by Kiara Arcana reviews
Just a short story featuring an overprotective Ace. Please read and enjoy! SPOILER ALERT: Some slight spoilers from Luffy's past, the Alabasta Arc and the Whitebeard Pirates.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Luffy, Ace - Complete
Our Sweet Rapture by Chiyume reviews
After a hunt gone wrong leaves Sam transfigured and Castiel drained of his grace, Dean is not only left to tend to them both, but for some reason also finds himself having both involuntarily and graphically inappropriate thoughts about the angel in question. Now if only Cas could stop getting so close to him all the time, maybe he could figure out what was going on?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 165,438 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Sharingan Rats by Lucillia reviews
At Wave, it is discovered that Naruto has the Sharingan, and everything goes off into left field from there. Especially after Sasuke and Naruto discover that the Uchiha clan has been cursed to be continually reborn as rats. One of two stories about Naruto with the Sharingan which diverge at Chapter 9. If you want the story without the Uchiha rats, see Uzumaki and Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,511 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Izuna U., Obito U./Tobi
Redone by hp1piececraziness reviews
My take on a challenge that Baka Usagi posted. Luffy dies after becoming the Pirate King at the hands of the marines. However, because of his monster appetite, he becomes a hollow and quickly soars to the Vasta Lordes level. Aizen takes him in as an Espada. [HIATUS SORRY]
Crossover - One Piece & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,044 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Luffy, Straw Hats P., Espada
Jace's brownies by SomeoneICouldSave reviews
Jace and Alec have a shirtless brownie making party, where no brownies are actually made. Enjoy. Written by my friend, Laura, not me. I might write the second chapter though ;)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,279 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Jace W., Alec L.
Jareth Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone by Lucillia reviews
Recently discovered to be Grandson to Jareth King of the Goblins, young Harry who had been named Jareth at birth reclaims his heritage and goes to Hogwarts where he is forced to deal with the machinations of one Albus Dumbledore, and a general lack of acceptance by a world that's mostly prejudiced against "Half-breeds".
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,908 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 984 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Jareth, Harry P.
My Ever Growing Family by exaigon reviews
Sequel to My Pack! Infra goes to Los Noches with his pack to join Aizen's army. What kind of mischief can he cause there? Updates will be sporadic...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,439 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Harry P., C. Stark
Never Be Normal by Duochanfan reviews
Life seems okay, but when you find out you have to mate, it only gets stranger. Isn’t a person meant to only have 1 mate? What does it mean when you’ve got two? What do you do when only one is the submissive? 3 people are about to find out. SLASH! & MPREG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 127,058 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Naruto has a What! by Drindrak reviews
"Naruto Uzumaki has left the village to form a cult, Hokage-sama." The Chunin said, and Hiruzen sighed. "Oh yes, I forgot to mention that his cult worships the nine Bijuu and their Jinchuriki, sir." AU, OOC, totally a Crack fic. Series of loosely connected drabbles/oneshots. T for possible language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,722 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Naruto U., Gaara, Fū, Rōshi
Complicated love by moonbird reviews
Pure love fluff, guilty pleasure. Usopp has a secret he kept from most of the crew.. he is actually a she, a woman. And it was fine pretending to be a boy at first, even preferable. But things gets complicated when our Sniper starts to develop feelings for a certain cook. And Sanji is not helping with his usual chivalric behaviour.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,941 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Usopp, Sanji, Straw Hats P. - Complete
A Brother's Sacrifice by Genevieve Kelly reviews
Chris' life is at stake when Evil Wyatt finds a way to come from the future to stop Chris from saving him, even if it means he has to kill his own brother. Set in Season Six, between A Wrong Day's Journey Into Right and Witch Wars.
Charmed - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,542 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Chris H., Wyatt H., Piper H., Leo W. - Complete
Alphas by Extraho reviews
Harry is not who everyone thinks him to be, but no one really is though - One night he meets someone who wont change the course of his destiny, but definitely how fast he'll get there. Harry/Fenrir MPreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 46,451 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 1,945 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Harry P., Fenrir G.
156 by weissofthecorax reviews
Luffy gets his hands on a picture dial after the Davy Back Fight and clumsy hole-and-corner silliness ensues as he takes 156 pictures over the next 7 days, capturing unguarded moments and, sometimes, sides of his nakama he's never seen before, until someone finally takes it away from him. Set post-Davy Back/pre-Water 7 LuffyxEveryone with light hints of LuNa.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,011 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Luffy, Straw Hats P.
More Than Just Sex by janie17 reviews
Set after Stiles' sex rant in the locker room, season 3 ep 4 "Unleashed." Stiles shows up at Danny's house at 9 even though it was just a joke. Based off a gifset, T for language Stiles/Danny
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,177 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 7/28/2013 - [Stiles, Danny] - Complete
My Bug! by aliendroid reviews
My Bug: Kiba is in a foul mood. Everyone seems to be talking to Shino, touching Shino, and just taking up Shino's time! It isn't fair. Shino should only pay attention to him and no one else! Now includes prequel chapter Something's Wrong: Sasuke wants to know what's wrong with Naruto. Can he handle it when he does find out? ShinoKiba & SasuNaru YAOI OOCness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,116 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 12/17/2011 - [Shino A., Kiba I.] [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Fruit of sin by PromisedEden reviews
Summary: An alternate past of Ace and Luffy, whereby they are actually blood related brothers. OP world. Warnings: INCEST, shota, lemon, crack!porn. AceLu A/n: Supposedly an one-shot is now a two-shot.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,186 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Ace, Luffy
Black Scales by Martesh reviews
Thorin Oakenshield have always had many secrets. But one secret in particular might even mores rival The Arken Stone to him. One secret named Harry Potter that lived under the Lonely Mountain and that had black scales and wings. A secret that may be important to tell if things dose not work out as it should, be it this moment or in years to come. (Slash, maybe)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,492 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 1,413 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Harry P.
Never Let Go by iJapan reviews
"What I wanted to protect, Ichigo... was you." The final farewell between Tensa Zangetsu and Ichigo during his attempts to learn the Final Getsuga Tenshou leads to seventeen months of loneliness. Then Zangetsu reappears. YAOI (sex, MxM). No flames, please. Main pairing ZanIchi, with slight TenIchi. Because the world needs more of this pairing. Review and constructively criticise!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,520 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 8/17/2013 - [Ichigo K., Zangetsu, Tensa Zangetsu] - Complete
The Golden Fox by The idiot with no name reviews
After a beating from the villagers, Naruto goes to the woods to get away from them. What he finds there will forever change his life. Fox Minato! Medic Naruto! UP FOR ADOPTION!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,418 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Catnip by vividdecadence reviews
Ambushed by the Marines and forced to work together, Trafalgar Law and Eustass Kid need to face teamwork and strange feelings. Kid x Law, Killer x Penguin.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,394 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 4/11/2011 - E. Kidd, T. Law
Silver Bullets and Wolfsbane Potion by therunawaypen reviews
Remus just wants to raise his son in peace after the war, and Harry is more than happy to help him. What will the Hale pack think of a British werewolf in Beacon Hills?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,248 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Harry P., Remus L., Stiles, Derek H.
Expect the Unexpected by ladeste reviews
All they'd ever wanted was a family. Now, Luffy, Ace and Sabo make up the family they'd never known. However when Luffy stumbles, they find something they never knew was missing.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 63,728 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo, Thatch - Complete
The Brothers Who Were No Longer Brothers by The Dark Crimson Blood reviews
Two brothers suddenly disappear, leaving the third behind without a word. Oneshot...?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo - Complete
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 97,299 - Reviews: 1878 - Favs: 3,061 - Follows: 2,800 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Tsunade's Heir by funkmasterjo reviews
Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 198,601 - Reviews: 2157 - Favs: 2,945 - Follows: 2,805 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Naruto U.
Relative Immortality by Abby Ebon reviews
Why would Hidan want immortality? Well, mostly it's so you don't die, right? What if it wasn't so simple as that? What if it was because he didn't want to endure the fact that his death would be the final decent into madness for his brother; Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,797 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Hidan, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Ever So by Kentra Kohama reviews
Alice is back in Wonderland. But instead of falling into McTwisp's home, she ends up in Cheshire's. My, my, what on earth could happen in this story? Please read if you're interested. Loosely based off the movie, rated M for the smut in future chappies.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,464 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Cheshire Cat/Chessur, Alice K.
Humanoid by Slaughter Daughter reviews
It's been months since Connor's attempt at suicide, things seem to be getting better but things aren't always as they seem, for when Connor's alone his heart takes a dark turn. Will Angel find out what his son is doing to himself before it's too late?
Angel - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 67,243 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Connor, Angel
Death's Heir by Shinku Kami No Arashi reviews
Summary: When Naruto's Father summoned the Shinigami, he had summoned Lord Death, who decides to stay and see what the people of Naruto's village plan to do with him. When Lord Death sees how they react to Naruto being the Jinchuriki of Kyuubi, he gets pissed so he decides to take Naruto with him to Death City. He also decides to make Kyuubi into Naruto's Weapon and give Naruto som
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,484 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Naruto U., Mabaa, Mizune, Tsubaki N.
Master Of Death? by Hell Hath No reviews
Dean has been revived and the two are back to there old hunting ways, when after calling upon Castiel, they meet a boy who will change everything. Not sure what the pairings are, Check it out!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Harry P., Castiel
Being Brothers by Pizza yum reviews
A series of one shots for ASL. chapter 4- Luffy takes care of things while his brothers are sick.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,636 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Ace, Sabo, Luffy - Complete
Can't stay away by sammygirldeangirl reviews
Derek Hale, loner, troublemaker and misunderstood. Stiles Stilinski, sweet, smart and always doing the opposite of what you say. They met and fall in love but with Stiles, his family and friends become hellbent on keeping them apart. Even with them in his life 24/7 Stiles still can't seem to stay away from Derek.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,888 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Derek H., Stiles
Pre-Human by Cyanide-And-Strawberries reviews
Ichigo is dead, and Shiro wants the world to PAY. RATED M! CHARACTER DEATH, YAOI, PROBABLE LEMON, ANGST! TRIGGER! DEDICATED TO Cantarella3261! I OFFICIALLY AM GIVING YOU MY SOUL! No, srsly, this fic is like, all the shit wedged up into the dark, grim corners of my brain... LOL. Anyway, I closed my eyes and let my fingers type themselves out, i kinda tranced... so anyway! ENJOY!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K.
Sakazuki Household by TheRoseThatKnowsPain reviews
AU. Life is a bit difficult with the Sakazuki brothers, with strange friends and overprotective brothers, but they manage and, at the end of the day, they're family. ASL Brothers. D Brothers. Modern World Setting. NOT CONNECTED TO AKAINU.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo
Running by Department of One Piece Yaoi reviews
Ace has fallen in love with Marco but knows this love can never be allowed to flourish. He pushes Marco away and leaves the Whitebeard Mansion to go live in the city, far away from Marco. One Day Marco leaves without anyone knowing why or where to. After 2 years of no communication, Marco comes back, something Ace was not prepared for. MarcoxAce
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,221 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - [Marco, Ace] - Complete
Harsh Childhood by attonranden reviews
Naruto hates the village and the village hates Naruto, when he leaves he takes a revenge driven Sasuke with him. What will become of the two hate filled shinobi and what secrets are they hiding after their years of solitude?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,075 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Magic Kisses by dark24971 reviews
Luffy gets hurt and doesn't want Sabo to hurt him more by cleaning it. Ace comes to the rescue, knowing how to get the boy to listen. Ace/Luffy.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo - Complete
Ricochet by Strix 4 reviews
Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,435 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Team Seven
sea & storm by onceuponamirror reviews
Collection of various Hook x Emma oneshots/drabbles; mostly (but not all) ones that take place in Neverland, on the search for Henry. Varying degrees of fluff.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,448 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Broken by A-very-supernatural-fan reviews
The werewolf hunt was supposed to be an easy peasy silver-bullet-to-the-heart kinda thing for the Winchester brothers, but when the hunt takes a turn in the wrong direction, Sam is the one to pay the price. Set sometime in Season 2. Hurt!Sam, Protective/Big-Brother!Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,396 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Quicksilver by uzumaki rakku reviews
Insanity... was like poison. It destroyed and took over all that remained of his life, of himself. His eye mocked him with its colour of death, and his hair mocked him with its colour of madness. -"Can I kill you so I'd at least get to say goodbye?" Redrafted to keep up with recent canon revelations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 10/4/2010 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by TwinkLoverXO reviews
The relationship isn't right. Nobody would accept it. So it has to be kept a secret. Darry/Pony Curtiscest. ON HIATUS. Might not continue. Sorry, guys x x
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,608 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Darry C., Ponyboy C.
Waiting For You by Dancing in Crimson reviews
A Boy. A New Life. One Summer. "My Life always seemed perfect on the outside. Like a beautiful house without any windows. I always knew something was missing...I just didn't know what. Until I met Him. The boy I've Been Waiting For. He was always there...I just didn't know how much he would change my Future. I do Not own Soul Eater!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 64,023 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Prince of the Pit by DrewTheSeagull reviews
When Percy and Annabeth fall into Tartarus, Percy finds an unlikely, and powerful ally. When the Olympians think he betrayed them and sentence him to eternity in Tartarus, he learns the need for vengeance. First fic, sorry if it isn't good. Begins after MoA. Rated T for some cussing and possibly later chapters.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,242 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Percy J., Artemis
Crush by Adrelaide reviews
Alec meets Magnus again five years after an impromptu kiss in his middle school parking lot, and apparently his childhood crush would like to have a word. Contest Prize for skybluepinkwithpurplepolkadots. Malec. Fluff. College AU.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Breaking Free - A Shifter's Tale by mswriter07 reviews
Brian is an Omega that has fought all the way - will he fight when he meets his true Alpha? A.N. Thanks to Casey 'Flame' Wolfe for the prompt and lovely banner for the story. Follow the link to see the banner - /art/Breaking-Free-Banner-Fast-and-Furious-Fanfic- 395410328?ga submit new 10%253A1377297593
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,341 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Dom, Brian - Complete
Beneath a Sanguine Moon by Solemini reviews
Jack Frost was not the name drawn from the pot. He'd no obligation to step up in place of the trembling child called to the stage. But he had, and now he faced certain death as the male Tribute from District 10 for the 71st Annual Hunger Games. What is the secret of the four Tributes marked with the crescent moon, and what do they want with Jack? (Hunger Games AU)
Crossover - Hunger Games & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,495 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Jack Frost
Restless Nights by XxMotleyCrueFanxX reviews
"He's been like this, lying here for an hour at least and hasn't once been able to doze off. In fact, the last thing Luffy felt like doing was sleeping and he had the perfect reason as too why he was restless tonight..." ... Warnings inside. Ace x Luffy.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Luffy, Ace - Complete
Then There Was Rain by How Clever of You reviews
"It's been one week and four days since his father screwed up and took him to the same hospital one too many times. One week and four days since Nurse McCall pulled him aside and asked, "Is he hurting you?" and he said, "Yes," for the first time." Or, the one where Stiles is tech support and fixes more than Isaac's computer. [Stisaac]
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,238 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Isaac, Stiles, Erica R., Jennifer - Complete
Cognitive Recalibration by mischievouschan reviews
Upon returning to Asgard, Loki is finally able to break free from the Other's control. Reunited with his brother as his old self, they head back to Earth to join forces with the rest of the Avengers, wreaking havoc and forging new friendships along the way. In which Loki is a BAMF who everybody ends up loving and Coulson lives! Thor/Loki Steve/Tony LokiCentric
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,836 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Thor, Loki, Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Hey, that's my hat! by Stelra Etnae reviews
When Roger started exploring an uninhabited island on the Grand Line, he certainly didn't expect his precious straw hat to disappear, let alone for it to be found later on the head of a young boy who insists that the hat had been given to him by Roger's own apprentice. With both sides refusing to back off when it comes to their treasure, who will win in the end?
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,544 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Luffy, Shanks, Gol D. Roger, Ace
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 2628 - Favs: 3,257 - Follows: 2,902 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 9463 - Favs: 8,323 - Follows: 6,279 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Supernova Eleven by Phalanx reviews
In any other reality, they would have been called the Eleven Supernovas, and each of them would be notorious in their own right. In THIS reality however, they would come together under the same captain, be part of the same crew: The Straw-Hat Pirates. AU
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,430 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 10/10/2010 - J. Bonney, T. Law, X Drake, Eleven Supernovas
Dimension by YukiwaFuru reviews
Narumina. Timetravel. Naruto accidentally gets sent back in time while fighting Orochimaru. What's the Rokudaime Hokage to do when he finds his young parents in greater danger than he could have imagined? Spoilers. On haitus until Dec. 2013.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,057 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N.
I Can Fix That Rewrite by ItachiUchiha17 reviews
Naruto is betrayed by his best friend and his beloved. He then leaves the village in an effort to calm himself and comes back with someone who will soon change his world. Warnings-YAOI,INCEST,profanity, eventually MPREG, character bashing. ITANARU Rated M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,978 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Itachi U., Naruto U., Hinata H., Neji H.
Harry Potter: Hero of the Wizarding World? by JK Pratchett reviews
An aged Harry reveals the scandalous truth about his youthful exploits. Read how a lying, womanising coward became the hero of the magical world. Rated M for language and sexual content. Title changed to comply with website's guidelines.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,935 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010
The Dark Merchant Prince by The Poarter reviews
"You should have expected this after what you put Luffy through. You should have been more responsible!" "I only wanted to make him strong." "You succeeded. Now we're reaping the "benefits" of your irresponsibility. What were you thinking putting him with Dadan and Ace. He's not one of your coloring books Garp. You don't get to fill him with your favorite colors."
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Luffy, Ace
My Wish Order Brother by PiperDreamer reviews
Naruto, after seeing a child get defended by his older brother, makes a wish on a wishing star for an older brother too. What he got was a girly looking art freak with mouths on his hands. Updates are slow, and grammar is not perfect but it is mostly legible.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,107 - Reviews: 2580 - Favs: 2,533 - Follows: 2,247 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Naruto U., Deidara
Oops by WDW reviews
Team Minato gets visitors from the future. Unfortunately for the mental states of both parties, the pair are from a post-canon KakaObi universe. Time travel, of a sort. Rated T for language and mild sexual humor. [Cracky, but still contains some semblance of plot.] [Contains slash, if it wasn't obvious already]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,127 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi
I should have taken that left turn by kenihiko reviews
Ukitake is a researcher/lecturer for a museum and is asked to go on a lecture tour. Things go wrong from the start. Shun-uki fic.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Blood Ties by marksmom reviews
The summer between 4th and 5th year is not a good one for Harry and something is discovered that makes it even worse. See inside for warnings...Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 78,942 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 1,986 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Harry P., Bill W.
The Mask by Cy.ra.no.Lee reviews
[HAITUS.. I've been toying with the beginning and the end, and if you haven't read Naruto, this follows rather closely.] It started with his clothes and the glint. The sharpness of his eyes, and the way he spoke. It was a the subtle changes that made them realize that no one has a real hold on the true Naruto. None but a select few.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,342 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara
Dirty Little Secret by Stuff'nStuff reviews
Ace and morality parted ways many times in the past. This was no exception, but even he would admit it was WAY off the spectrum of the 'generally socially acceptable.' But hey, moral or not, Ace sure is having a HELL of a lot more fun than anyone else on this ship. (MarcoxAce, ThatchxAce, ThatchxMarcoxAce)
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,207 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Ace, Marco, Thatch
Isolation by Cloud Piece reviews
A man cannot call himself a king without his followers. A man cannot call himself free without his friends. Multiple character deaths.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Luffy, Straw Hats P. - Complete
Naruto-sama! by Oraki.Vendo reviews
What would happen if Naruto had someone that devoted themselves to him, looked out for him, and helped him become better. What if Naruto had befriended the Konoha 9 at a young age? Get ready! Naruto and the gang are change not only the leaf but the rest of the world! Stronger, slightly smarter, and leader like Naruto! OC! Possible romance later on! GUNNA BE EPIC! :D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,627 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Broken by thebestoftimes11 reviews
Things went differently on the bridge that day, leaving Jack Wilder with nothing but a broken soul and lacing scars.
Now You See Me - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Jack W.
Once again by TheVictor reviews
A 7-year old Luffy is approached by his future self. It seems Luffy's entire crew died at the hands of Fleet Admiral Akainu right after defeating the Yonkou Kaidou. Follow a much stronger, smarter Luffy as he repeats his adventure, hoping to avoid the same fate as well as correct some mistakes. Warning: OOC!Luffy, Godlike!Luffy, Smarter!Luffy, LuffyxRobin pairing on the side.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 61 - Words: 154,197 - Reviews: 1982 - Favs: 1,823 - Follows: 1,727 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Luffy, Straw Hats P.
The Bane of My Existence by Jay's Island reviews
Set in high school. Alec's the new kid. The school is run by a guy named Bane. Will Bane live up to his name? What will happen? read and find out! Malec boyxboy dont like dont read!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,863 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
While The Crew's Away, Ace Will Play by XxMotleyCrueFanxX reviews
A short little oneshot between Ace and Luffy. Contains explicit content between the two brothers, read at your own risk.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Luffy, Ace - Complete
Shinigami no Kage by Ilessthan3Yaoi reviews
Have you heard? About the kid so dark and evil, it's like the Shinigami walks the human realm again? They call him the Shinigami's Shadow. Don't close your eyes because before you open them, he'll have you in an eternal darkness. Yaoi, Blood, Gore, and Violence. Dark!Naru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,329 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Wait, Scratch That by jobob reviews
what if Harry Potter had been born a girl? Would the Dursleys have treated him differently? Would he have the same friends? Would he be in the same house? Now starting 6th year!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 319,099 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 1,043 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Marauders of the Mind by Moonsign reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,222 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P.
Fear to Friendship by Zothar reviews
Bruce knows the fear. He is used to it. How does he react to the one man that doesn't seem to fear him? Non-slash.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,243 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Perfect Silence by The Petulant Prodigy reviews
Grimmjow doesn't speak. Ichigo never asked him to. Love is only one of many invisible monsters. AU Yaoi.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,547 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
What More Is There? by AssessTheSituation reviews
"Mr. Stark, it's a pleasure." Slash. Tony/Loki
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,959 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Loki
Confessions of a Male Escort by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
Harry left the wizarding world after defeating Voldemort for revenge against his parents real killer. He gets his revenge in unorthodox ways. Six years later, he is visited by a pair of angels, who want him to prevent Sam's fall from grace. SLASH SW/HP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 193,925 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 1,916 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Harry P., OC, Sam W., Dean W.
Stolen by JustACountdown321 reviews
Soul gets kidnapped while taking care of his nephew. The kidnapper has his reasons. What will Soul do? I'm really bad at summaries. Yaoi. SoulxStar. Don't like, don't read; do like, do read, do enjoy. Very graphic. Not recommended for young readers.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,675 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Black Star, Soul Eater
Guardian Rising by Eilwynn reviews
Ichigo enters Soul Society thinking he has the Shinigami figured out. But he's about to encounter a whole new world, and that's never so simple. Caught between his disgust with their hypocrisy and their strange sense of honor, he struggles to remind himself the only thing he knows: these people want Rukia dead. Then he realizes he doesn't even know that. Sequel to Guardian.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 120,765 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Three Halves of a Whole by Manita reviews
Byakuya gets caught watching his teachers together and has his horizons broadened in more ways than one. (Fulfilment of a request on the Bleach Kink Meme for: Ukitake and Shunsui/Byakuya:teachers/student.) (Byakuya/Ukitake/Kyouraku)
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Byakuya K., Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete