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Joined 06-11-11, id: 2981858, Profile Updated: 02-14-17
Author has written 11 stories for Naruto, Fairy Tail, Familiar of Zero, Akame ga Kiru/アカメが斬る, Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei/魔法科高校の劣等生, Pokémon, Queen's Blade/クイーンズブレイド, Avatar: Last Airbender, Needless/ニードレス, Bleach, and Sekirei.

Im doing a massive profile reboot please stay tuned for more info later.


Challenges:

Naruto/Wizards of Waverly Place:

After the fight against sasuke at the VOTE Naruto gets warped to the world of wizards. Then, after being turned into a hanyou Naruto is found by ,Alex and Harper, bloody and two chidori holes in his chest.

1. Must follow the wizards storyline.

2. Naruto can interact with his world,but he doesnt want to go back (he would visit for a day or two off of the craziness).

3. You can pair him with Alex, Harper, Juliet, or all three.


Naruto/Resistance Series:

Naruto Uzumaki dies at the VOTE, Kami tells him that another universe needs his help. Against the Chimeran threat, Naruto, Nathan Hale, and Joe Cappelli(Resistance 3) fight to save the world. Naruto appears after Nathan Hale gets infected. A few other things:

1. Naruto may get info on the world he's going to from Kami

2. You are allowed to have Naruto keep his chakra(minus the ninetails), or use the weapons from the games.

3. NO DOPE MASK! I cannot stress it enough how much I despise it. He can be smart and serious.

If your interested or want more info PM Me...


Original Character(s)

Jin Shirai

Height: 5'9"

Eye Color: Black or Brown

Personality:to those who hurt his comrades cold, ruthless, unforgiving, and merciless... unless he sees potential to be his spy.

to his comrades he is warm, calm, honest,and dependable. almost like Shikamaru. sometimes a self proclaimed pervert.

Weapons: 2 Katana blades. One blades grip is wrapped in a bright red fabric, the other is wrapped in a deep ocean blue fabric

Fighting Style: Close Quarters Combat, Kenjutsu


Favorite Anime:

Date A Live

Queen's Blade

Trinity Seven

One Piece

Bleach

Inuyasha

Kekkaishi

Haruhi Suzumiya series

Fairy Tail

Favorite Pairings

Naruto/harem

Naruto/Ino

Naruto/ any girl

Least Favorite Pairings

NaruHina

NaruSaku

NaruSasu

Yaoi


Favorite Characters:

1. Leina Vance (Queen's Blade)

2. Gaara (Naruto)

3. Miroku (Inuyasha)

4. Eve (Needless)

5. Ichigo (Bleach

6. Adam Blade (Needless)

7. Mira Yamana (Trinity Seven)

8. Tsunade (Naruto)

9. Inuyasha (...Inuyasha)

10. Levi Kazama (Trinity Seven)


97% percent of the fanfiction community like emo, weird, shy, stalker, fangirls (Hinata!) If your part of the three percent that wants to jab a pencil through her eye, copy and paste this into your profile.


REST IN PIECE TOONAMI.

From beginning to the very end I was there. I will never forget.

Tom and the Absolution
1997-2008

A great Character and a funny host

You will live on forever in this.

If you were there for Toonami from the beginning to end and now wish to honor it post this on your profile. Zaara the black, jmasta32, The Next Kitsune


100 Rules of Anime

The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural
phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The original
intent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that
explained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hope
that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a good
chuckle.

#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is
thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hit
the ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.

#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud
sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust
equals constant velocity.

#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a
mechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objects
known to human science.

#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero
whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends and
lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of
two ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out
affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human
existence or why the toast always lands butter side down. NOTE: Sometimes, Anime
heroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborg
and the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in "Malletspace", or something.

#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die...
regardless of physical damage. Even when the "Bad Guys" are killed so quickly they
don’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is
attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are
depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color
(usually red or white).

#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a
"Good Guy" kicks the "Bad Guy" in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3
different angles.

#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known to
human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities,
sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly
referred to as an energy "bulge") before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because
of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the
Law of Inherent Combustibility.

#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any
object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass.
First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also
known as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of
course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form
of firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the
"Bad Guys" when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot
decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A "Good Guy" in a
drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and
several battalions of "Bad Guys" firing on a "Good Guy" standing alone in the middle
of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary- The more "Bad Guys" there are, the less likely they will
hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is faced with insurmountable odds,
the "Bad Guys" line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a
single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is actually hit by enemy fire, it is
in a designated "Good Guy Area", usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm,
which restricts the "Good Guy" from doing anything more strenuous than driving,
firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex
martial arts maneuvers.
Fourth Corollary- The more times the "Bad Guy" fires, the fewer times he
will hit.

#17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The
Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needs
to get out more.)

#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood,
sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at
least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not
unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. Also, acid has been known to work
just as well...

#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and
large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped
and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a
song.
First Corollary- Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes
up against an entire army, the army always loses.

#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...

#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little
things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost
twice as annoying.

#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles,
either as a really nasty skinny "Bad Guy" or a big stupid "Good Guy".
First Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb
Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line
Effect)
Second Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the American
translators are the American editors and censors.
Third Corollary- Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome
"Good Guys".

#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly
proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
1) be female.
2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation.
3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of
destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and
used as a last resort.

#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate
a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of
martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing
aura. This aura is usually blue for "Good Guys" and red for "Bad Guys". This is
attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are
hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is
considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or
explanation.

#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and
can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical
abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s
hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

#34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable
guidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of
whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive
amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off
somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes,
then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the
Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably
wear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability)- All anime characters are resistant to
extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability)- Bikinis render the wearer
invulnerable to any form of damage.
Third Corollary (Probable Attire permanence)- The clothing on the hero is
indestructible. Their capes, robes, (and if they are girls,) skirts, dresses, bows,
or any loose clothing will just flap when they are in the middle of a fire or ice
attack... Unless it's a hentai. It is believed that the clothes are made out of
Anime Character hair. (re. Laws 32 & 48)

#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing,
playing an instrument, etc. Is automatically capable of doing much more "simple"
things, like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so
on... especially if they’ve never attempted these things before.

#36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good
Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic
positions, which are:
1) The Hero/Leader
2) His Girlfriend
3) His Best Friend/Rival
4) A Hulking Brute
5) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
1) Extreme Coolness
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible Irritation

#37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an
extrasdimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from
which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysterious
dimension is commonly called "Malletspace".
First Corollary (AKA The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored is a
heavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is
because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released
at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in
the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are
actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is
because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the
back of the head. When extremely stressed , embarrassed, or worried, this sweat
gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely
proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the
less you get and vice-versa.
First Corollary- Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real
world...

#40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get
erections, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though... the current
theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see
Law #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush
along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal
swords, if not sharper.

#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it
done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.

#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a
martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect).

#45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the
transformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to
interrupt it.

#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy
mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or
spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind
the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later,
your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").
First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame,
wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s)
to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and
letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in
part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform
magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as
the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will
help him to cope in today’s society. (>Sniff Sniff

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY
small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).
Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and
the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack
are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave
Phenomenon")

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
(usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or
perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons
for this are:
1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.
2) They just don’t give a damn.
The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:
1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.
2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.
3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid,
etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying
pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power
weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.
First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome
which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use
it against the "Good Guy".
Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military
device without one of the following events occurring:
a) The control device being broken.
The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".
c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just
"fooled" by the "Good Guy".
d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
resulting in two outcomes:
a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me
look.
A negative charge will result in the
hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate
when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7
for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them.
(Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing
girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot
couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract,
except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single
drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall
to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall.
(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually
helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can
sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the
guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater
than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse
coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least
500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".
Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to
normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also
inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all
actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot
from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb.
of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a
mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing
this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be
increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does
not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads
to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by
an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through
means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which
clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant
Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at
will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and
lethality of the maneuver.
Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or
disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not
always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where
the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of
Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding
increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually
come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in
Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly
and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often
referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain
activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in
slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at
another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an
interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of
Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and
65)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the
wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages
will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking
sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the
edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly
past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime
characters will either:
a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and
exposition),
Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a
position to ravish beautiful girls, or
c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around
him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the
elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with
your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just
doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a
shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain
is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole
(horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
possible.
First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the
hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he
is wrong and will invariably be toastied.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could
accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see
Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won
against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they
tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack.
Usually this results in:
a) The hero escaping.
Clean-up for the underlings.
c) The villain getting toastied.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water,
rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling
themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the
size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following
characteristics:
1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.
2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive
vagina.

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them
introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a
Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the
male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following
him around is there because:
1) It’s his girlfriend’s.
2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.
3) Chicks will dig him more.
Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by
a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal,
real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal
that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:
1) It’s her boyfriend’s.
2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.
3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like
bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though
they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the
Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")
First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime
girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is,
but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the
skin of the tentacle...
Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never
experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also
known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).
Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human
relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage
begins to occur.
First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it
from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko
Thing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being
immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
spaceborne, have the following crew members:
1) The captain
2) His Lieutenant
3) Various female technical staff
4) A hotshot pilot
5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)
6) The Doctor
7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)
Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:
1) Extreme coolness/luck
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible irritation
4) Extreme cuteness
5) Irresponsible drunkenness
6) Homophobicness
7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said
character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love.
No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At
least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen


Favorite Anime Theme songs:

Fairy Tail: Opening 1:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZLXVRVnimw

KHR: Opening 2:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rok2ClUA2b4

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Naruto the Angel of Death by Elredar Skylance reviews
When faced with rejection, a man has only two choices: To wallow and despair or rise above and take that step toward the future… For Naruto, it is no different. But he makes the right choice. He chooses to become a true shinobi. Now, watch as he goes forth into the world and carve his name into history. All will know his name - Naruto the Angel of Death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 276,758 - Reviews: 2655 - Favs: 5,152 - Follows: 4,036 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Ghoul Instructor Naruto by Kyuubi16 reviews
It was just going to be a simple job as a Gym Instructor. What Naruto met with Grimwood wasn't what he expected. A vampire, werewolf, Frankenstein monster, alien, mummy, and phantom were not what he was expected. NarutoxHarem. Also I have twitter now. Look up Kyuubi16 and follow.
Crossover - Scooby Doo & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,443 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Naruto U.
Warrior of the Omnitrix X by Kyuubi16 reviews
It was supposed to be a simple camping trip until Ben Tennyson finds a mysterious device in the woods. At first it was simply contending with aliens, but soon he learns he is the transmigrant of a Shinobi hero. Now with the spirit of two heroes in one vessel the reborn hero will do everything in his power to protect the planet and his loved ones. Harem. romance. CANON REWRITE!
Crossover - Naruto & Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,968 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 1,078 - Updated: 12/26/2016 - Published: 5/20/2010 - [Gwen T., Charmcaster/Hope, Ben T.] Naruto U.
Shinobi of the High Seas by Kenchi618 reviews
Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 568,420 - Reviews: 8404 - Favs: 8,699 - Follows: 7,520 - Updated: 4/18/2016 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Shinobi of Lust by YinShadow reviews
At the age of 10, Naruto finds a pendant that gives him lustful powers and doesn't fully awaken them until he reaches the age of 15. What will happen in the Shinobi Nations?, requests available.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 105,165 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 2,426 - Follows: 1,993 - Updated: 1/25/2016 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Naruto U.
NMAC: Naruto Mahora Academy Chronicle by sunwraith reviews
After Naruto dies, he is given a second chance by Kami to live his life without the Kyuubi. But how will he survive being an assistant to a 10 year old boy teacher, and his class of teenage girls? Strong!Naruto NarutoxHarem
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 283,766 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 1,802 - Follows: 1,435 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Naruto U.
Passing the Torch by NeonZangetsu reviews
The flame of life is exitnguished. Passed, to a new generation. With the death of Fire Fist Ace still so fresh in the news, a new legend is born. Just who is this rookie? And why does he have the powers of the Mera Mera no mi? NarutoxHarem, Fluff. Epic!
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,579 - Reviews: 1808 - Favs: 2,053 - Follows: 1,860 - Updated: 5/21/2015 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Naruto U.
Under the Stars by Zeratide reviews
Naruto and Gaara had dreams about the stars, and finally being accepted; Ahsoka dreamt of friends. All get their dream, but will Naruto and Ahsoka find more? M for violence and mature content. I own nothing.
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,412 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 2/20/2010 - [Naruto U., Ahsoka T.] Gaara, Anakin S. - Complete
Mahora no Kitsune-Sensei by Prince of the Forgotten reviews
What if Negi wasn't meant to be a teacher? What if a certain blonde was? Will this blond be able to handle the wackiness that is Mahora's Class of 3A? Find out on Mahora no Kitsune-Sensei (means Fox Teacher of Mahora). Don't know if title's right since I only speak a little Spanish and a lot of English, so sue me. Naruto/Harem one OC
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,911 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Naruto U.
The Blonde Uchiha by G3rMan reviews
FemSasuke The Curse of Hatred has lasted centuries, and brought about the near destruction of the Uchiha clan during the Massacre. Two lives are spared, as mother and daughter fight to survive a village of politics. Their fate is intertwined with that of the boy who is the embodiment of their ancestral opponent, the Will of Fire. Together, they will usher in a blessing of love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 164,641 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 3,177 - Follows: 2,829 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 3/6/2011 - [Naruto U., Mikoto U., Sasuke U.]
The Maelstrom of Negima by Engineer4Ever reviews
Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze, Kami's knight, is allowed to join or be reincarnated into different worlds. Well lets see how he does as a member of the Springfield family. NarutoxHarem. Status: Discontinued.
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 145,190 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Naruto U., Asuna K.
Namikaze of Lightning by Elemental Kitsune reviews
Naruto has been banished by the Council after his failed attempt to bring Sasuke back from Orochimaru. But before he leaves, he finds out who his parents were and leaves for Kumo, his father's birthplace. Will he find happiness there?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,078 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 2,833 - Follows: 2,581 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Naruto U., Samui
Shock of the Lightning by battousai222 reviews
Two and a Half years can do a lot to a person. Naruto returns a different man: Strong, smart, deadly, powerful, a true ninja in every way. His path in life will reshape the Shinobi world. NarutoXFemale.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,995 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Naruto U.
The King of Games by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Naruto fails to become a ninja and leaves Konoha for the world beyond the mists. He finds that things are ruled by the heart of the cards and he works to become the king of games. Naruto/Tea pairing. Naruto/Rin family Yu-Gi-Oh x-over.
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,885 - Reviews: 2176 - Favs: 2,653 - Follows: 2,453 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Anzu M./Tea G., Naruto U.
Demon King of Fairy Tail by MaelstromBankai reviews
After a botched jutsu by Madara, Naruto becomes the new Juubi. Leaving his world, he ends up in Fiore and joins Fairy Tail in their adventures. How will Fiore survive now that Fairy Tail's new member is the Juubi no Yoko? The Dragons better watch out...they're no longer on top of the food chain. God-like Naruto! NarutoxHarem!
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 84,688 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 3,323 - Follows: 3,302 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Naruto U., Erza S., Mirajane S., Ultear M.
Fairy Tail's Shinobi by Albert da Snake reviews
Hello there guys sorry if my story is a little late kind running on empty here…heehaw. Anyways this is a new story I got from watching Fairy Tail. I hope you guys like it as it will be featuring our lovable character Naruto but he will be kind of like an OC. Please bear with me and have fun. By the way, the Naruto here is the same one as in 'Naruto - Rebirth of the Rikudō Sennin'
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,530 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 2,091 - Follows: 2,146 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Naruto U., Erza S., Lucy H., Mirajane S.
Naruto: life among the dead by Nature11 reviews
naruto had suffered enough at the hands of village. so on the night of graduation he decides to fled to a new world with help of someone. will he be able to live peacefully or the prophecy will follow him. cool, lazy naruto. naru/harem. maybe lemons.
Crossover - Naruto & Highschool of the Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,901 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 1,514 - Follows: 1,227 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Naruto U., Shizuka M.
Dokushu, The Poison Master by Kairomaru reviews
What if Uzumaki Naruto wasn't such a hyperactive child? What if he focused his energy into studying a type of jutsu rarely used in the shinobi world. What if he had a kekkei genkai that made said jutsu stronger than ever? Bloodline!Naruto NarutoxHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,966 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 3,135 - Follows: 2,867 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Naruto U.
Way of the Rattlesnake by Darthemius reviews
They took everything from him. And what remains when everything is gone? Vengeance. And nothing will stop him from getting his revenge. Nothing! A true saga of betrayal starts now!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 220,555 - Reviews: 3218 - Favs: 3,813 - Follows: 2,453 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Rise of the Immortal by AkumaKami64 reviews
When Orochimaru sealed off Kyuubi, he awakened a gift given to Naruto by someone that believed Naruto deserved it more then him. Naruto Harem and Badass Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,499 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 1,846 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Naruto U.
A Fishcake's affair by Ihateheroes reviews
Naruto meets a certain woman in his dream's that haunts him by making him live a life of ecstasy that no man can withstand. But soon he will find love from women of all beauties seeing something in him that is very addicting. This is a Harem Older women
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 454,404 - Reviews: 3135 - Favs: 2,983 - Follows: 2,305 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Avatar and the Lightning prince by Shadowlight0982 reviews
We all know of the fire groups: Fire Nation, Water Tribe, Earth Kingdom, and Air Nomads. But what if there was a fifth nation, one that neither the Fire Nation could conquer or that the Avatar recieves blessings from. The Lightning realm
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,196 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Naruto U., Toph
Broken Faith by Kur0Kishi reviews
Betrayed by Konoha at the end and sealed into oblivion. Given a second chance at a childhood in a different world can Naruto rebuild his faith in humanity. A somewhat darker Naruto than most i've read on site, not dark emo, just dark. -First Naruto/Negima fic to reach Mundus Magicus and be considered complete. Sequel in progress-
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 344,270 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 1,754 - Follows: 1,127 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Naruto U., Asuna K. - Complete
Naruto Sensei: Shinobi Professor by Fan of Fanfics reviews
Naruto goes to Hogwarts after taking an offer from Kyuubi he can't pass up. Offered a job teaching, he becomes the Proffesor of Shinobi arts. Begins a month or so prior to Goblet of Fire. Naruto/Hermione pairing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,946 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Naruto U.
Legend on Campus by The First Kitsukage reviews
Naruto put everything he had in the final battle with Madara Uchiha The world was saved but Naruto was forced to seal himself Now 10,000 years later he wakes up now he must do something even more challenging. Rating change. Taken up by naruhina pwns
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 178,834 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
True Heir of Slytherin by Rinoti reviews
What happens when prophecy about great savior becoming great destructor, falls into wrong hands? Why simple, great destructor becomes even greater! Naruto in Hogwarts! Strong!Naruto almost God-like! Huge Harem! though nothing serious. Dark!Naruto!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,830 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Age of Jashin by dthegrimm reviews
Rewrite. Everyone knows the story of Naruto Uzumaki, the bright cheery kid who wants to be Hokage. But what if someone tempted him to embrace the ways of Jashinism? Naruto/Kin/Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,154 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Naruto U., Kin T.
The Lightning Prince by The Rage Of Fire reviews
The Four Nations have been at war for one hundred years, but what if there was another Nation that the Fire Nation couldn't even conquer during Sozen's Comet: The Lightning Empire. Naruharem
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,884 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 1,584 - Follows: 1,455 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Naruto U.
Uzumaki's Wrath by Uzumaki Crossover reviews
At a young age, Naruto is sent from his world to the world of the Avatar and thanks to a certain blind girl, he will gain a new family. Not only that, he will learn what really happened to him and learn to bend with the avatar. Naru/Harem.
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 113,805 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 1,696 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Naruto U., Toph
Kushina's Loss, Akatsuki's Gain by ASDFG96 reviews
Naruto flees Konoha with Itachi to escape abuse caused not just by the villagers, but also by his mother. What will happen when Naruto encounters Kushina, who is hell bent on getting him back, during the Chunin exams as an Ame shinobi?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,189 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Outbreak by ElementalShadow reviews
Naruto has fought through his own outbreak...now he must save a doomed future from the extinction of the human race. Can he defeat a greater nemesis?
Crossover - Naruto & Highschool of the Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 125,504 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Naruto U., Saya T. - Complete
Ninja of the Dead by Uzumaki Crossover reviews
Thanks to Kyuubi, Naruto is out of the Elemental Nations. Now he must deal with High School in another world and...what is with all the dead people walking around? Naruto/Harem. Not a super Naruto at all.
Crossover - Naruto & Highschool of the Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,589 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U., Saya T.
I Am Your Slave by Kingdom Lightz reviews
Ayame is almost, and I quote, almost raped by a group of men, and escapes into the arms of Naruto. After saving her life she loses her memory due to her bruises and starts believing she is his slave. NarutoxAyame. some lemons. off hiatus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,573 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Naruto U., Ayame - Complete
So Not the Dattebayo by DragonMasterFlex reviews
Bad guys? Homework? Track and Cheerleader Practice? Dormant Ninja Power? Dating? Naruto and Kim got it covered. Well, maybe...
Crossover - Naruto & Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 82,038 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Naruto U., Kim P.
The New Biju by TheHokageNaruto reviews
Naruto arrives from his training trip with a Cloud forehead protecter five years after he leaves. Where is Jiraiya? Who is the woman he arrives with? Why does he look different? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON! Summary sucks, I know. Please read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,729 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
The Deceived Hero by Nukefox19 reviews
Naruto decided that joining Akatsuki would help him protect his loved ones, but who's to protect Naruto from Akatsuki? Now he's at the mercy of one man, a puppet in his mad scheme. Chapters 5-7 is a side arc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 83,060 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Naruto U., Konan
The Shinigami Ninja of Mahora by alchemists19 reviews
What if Naruto was the son of Yami and was the top shinigami, It up to him to reap the souls of all the dead, until he is sent to Mahora by his mother on a "guard mission", what will happen as he meets class 3a.Will love bloom or will he go mad?
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,801 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Naruto U., Nodoka M. - Complete
The Hands of the Prophet: BLACKLIGHT Mage by Soleneus reviews
Naruto is an immortal dimensional traveler, who is sent to the Negima world to find and collect powers, powerful people, and objects. Arriving 15 years before canon, how will the Negima world change with Naruto as Negi's big brother?
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,653 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Naruto U., Asuna K.
Naruto: School is Chaos by Chaos Snow Kitsune reviews
Four months after the Fourth Great Shinobi War a Portal shows at the Valley Of The End. Naruto with a group of ninja of his choice through the Portal once on the other side the portal closes. now he has school. NarutoxHarem Chapter 4 REWRITTEN
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,107 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Naruto U., Evangeline A.K. M.
Shattered: Spiral of Deception by Uzumaki Crossover reviews
A long forgotten clan member of an enemy of the Yamanakas is sent by Orochimaru to destroy Naruto via his mind. Now Ino has to pick up the pieces while everyone watches as secrets of the 3rd Hokage come pouring out. Naru/Ino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,223 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
A Wolf In Mahora by Wolf3391 reviews
Negi was going to be working at Mahora but didn't expect help in the form of a stange White haired teen. Negi/harem Naruto/Harem, will feature lemons later.
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 384,301 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Naruto U., Chizuru N.
Naruto: hollow from hell by luffyxrobin-luffyxnami reviews
Naruto isnt the knucklehead like in the manga. smart, and strong naruto. power of a hollow, and excels in kenjutsu. femkyuubixnarutoxharem NO girl on girl, and no hinata, or sakura pairing. lemons included later on.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,653 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 109 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Naruto U.
Laughter of the Broken by Danasca reviews
DISCONTINUED INDEFINITELY.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,184 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
The Legend Of Naruto by F u R o X reviews
What If the Kyuubi wasn't an evil Demon? What if it repented for what happened to Naruto and offered to train him? Powerful/Bloodline Naruto Naruto/Fem. Kyuubi Harem. Rated M for Gore and future lemons Bleach elements used, NO characters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,294 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 1,933 - Follows: 1,640 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Kitsune Vampire by The Red Star reviews
Years ago, Moka met a young Kitsune through their parents. Years later, they meet again at Yokai Academy. Watch as their adventures unfold in Kitsune Vampire! Rated M for violence and possible lemons! Naruto/Harem
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,738 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Naruto U., Moka A.
Icha Icha: Sex ed, Kushina style! by TheRoadrunner reviews
His first travel as the new Toad Sage changed his life irreversibly when an awful blizzard forced him to share a room with a moody Redhead. There is more to her than meets the eye - she seems strangely familiar. Naruto x Kushina - Lemon - Incest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,601 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Kushina U., Naruto U.
Nindo : Nemesis by Raziel Tepes reviews
Starts just after Naruto learnt Kage Bunshin. After a misunderstanding, and in a bad mood, Naruto runs from Konoha with the Scroll of Forbidden Seals. Now Soundnin Naruto. NOT Yaoi ! Discontinued obviously, up for adoption though.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,487 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Book One: The Legend of the Deadman by Kyu No Ken reviews
A phenom that fell at the hands of the Rikudou Sennin, left a prophecy of his rebirth. DDDOOOOOOOOOONNNNGGGG!
Crossover - Wrestling & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,377 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - The Undertaker, Naruto U.
Separated by AquaNix reviews
Summary and Pairings inside: WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS INCEST. DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT LIKE INCEST IN A STORY.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
The same, yet not by DarkShadowRaven reviews
Naruto has finally ended Akatsuki and brought peace to the world but at a heavy price. Now he find himself in the past in a world similar to his own but with a twist, the ninja world is dominated by kunoichi, what now? Naruto x harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,848 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Naruto U.
Negima Icha Icha Mahora by DarkReaver724 reviews
Naruto gets saved by Kyuubi during one of his beatings by unleashing a powerful forbidden Jutsu blasting them into the world of Negima where he then become's Negi's older brother. However he is a super pervent oh let the fun begin. Harems @ Lemons mature
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 210 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Naruto U., Negi S.
Fox With Shark's Teeth by Rinoti reviews
Naruto is beaten and thrown out from Konoha on his sixth birthday. But what happens when lone swordsman notices him, and decides to take him as an apprentice? And why is Samehada so eager to have Naruto as it's master? Read to find out Naruto/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 459 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Naruto U., Mei T.
Naruto: Demonic Shinigami! by xNamikazeKyuubix reviews
Naruto learnt the Kage Bushin faster than expected and learns another technique, one that will forever change his future! Read to find out more! Slight Bleach Xover, Demonic/Shinigami Naruto, Naruto x Fem.Kyuubi x Harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,575 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 1,308 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
A Maelstrom and a Bookworm by OMG a Squirtle reviews
They met as kids.He was under the guise as a child traveling with his guardian.She was a simple bookworm.He would later leave,with a promise to return to her.She would see him again years later,as he helps his little brother teach her crazy class.
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,440 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Naruto U., Nodoka M.
What Was Once Human by AbaratFox reviews
Naruto stayed sane because he had Iruka but what if Iruka wasn't there? What if no one was there and Naruto went down the same path as Gaara? Hated by everyone Naruto finally decides he's had enough and commits a terrible crime. WARNING: GRAPHIC VIOLENCE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,909 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U.
A Second Chance by jmg1988 reviews
Reborn as the second Juubi, Naruto is given a second chance after losing everything. What will he do with his new found power? Warning will be a large Harem story!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,375 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Naruto U.
The Fox and the Cards by jingo4754 reviews
Was remade. Only keeping this version up due to popular demand.
Crossover - Card Captor Sakura & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 132,766 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Sakura K., Naruto U.
Naruto Uchiha Namikaze by joshnaruto reviews
Naruto was banished after the retrieval mission. Now six years later he is called back for assistance in the fights ahead, he comes with some secrets, bloodline and a whole lot of power to destroy his enemies. Naruto/Harem, bloodline, Zanpakuto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,736 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Naruto U.
Konoha's Red Wolf by Black Phoenix 7777 reviews
Right after Sarutobi reveals to the council that Kyuubi is sealed inside Naruto, Danzo decides that if he can't have the boy, then he can't be allowed to live. So, Naruto is placed at the forest of death under his orders to die. Naruto/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,964 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Naruto U.
Master of Puppets, Demolition Chief by Dirty Reid reviews
What if Deidara and Sasori were partners, but never joined Akatsuki? What if a 6 year old Naruto was left beaten outside Konoha? What if Deidara and Sasori found him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 69,414 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 2,200 - Follows: 1,967 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Naruto U., Kin T.
OneThousand Birds by Blooshi12 reviews
After the wave mission, Naruto is taught the Chidori. How will this effect the outcome of the ninja world?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,620 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Naruto U.
Paranormal by dasonone reviews
Naruto is dead...but why is there a small blond walking through the city, what's with the new army? Who is the tall blond? Why are people disappearing and why is there so much blood on the streets? F.E.A.R. crossover multishot no pairings
Crossover - Naruto & F.E.A.R. - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,028 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 5,058 - Follows: 655 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Jin's Epic Takeover: Pokemon!
Jin, Ash, and Gary start their Pokemon Journey. Follow Jin as he travels with Ash. His Pokemon Journey will be full of twists and turns. Jin/ Harem, His pokemon a mystery known only to my editor and I until Pewter City Gym. Rated M for adult situations, implied lemons.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2016 - Ash K./Satoshi
Jins Epic Takeover: Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei reviews
"First High, to be accepted here means your one of a kind." At least that's what they tell you. With 5 out of the Ten Master Clans represented at First High. Things are gonna be interesting. lemons, fights, the usual. Rated M for Mature
Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei/魔法科高校の劣等生 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 9/5/2014
Jins Epic Takeover: Akame Ga Kill
Jin and Sayo got seperated from Ieyasu and Tatsumi during a night attack. Now, Jin must help her survive in the Capitol after a 3 year dissapearence. Jin/Sayo/Harem. Rated M for Blood, Gore, Nudity, Lemons, Drinking, and you guys get the picture.
Akame ga Kiru/アカメが斬る - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/26/2014
Jin's Epic Takeover: Fairy Tail! reviews
Jin Shirai, is looking for his rival, Erza Scarlet, because they have a score to settle. Along the way he'll make new friends and maybe even find love. Jin/Harem Rated M for blood, epic fight scenes, and hinted lemons.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,530 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Erza S.
Jin's Epic Takeover: Naruto reviews
The child of destiny, Naruto Uzumaki, has yet another friend to bring back from the darkness. Will he accompish this goal or will the darkness takeover Shirai Jin and the world be torn asunder?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Naruto U.
Jin's Epic Takeover: Familiar of Zero reviews
Louise the Zero attempts the Familiar summoning spell and instead of Saito, she summons our hero Jin Shirai, and chaos ensues.Rated M for MATURE READERS ONLY! contains Lemons,fights galore, and plenty of other M rated stuff. Jin/Louise/Harem
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Louise
The Needless Jinchuriki reviews
After the Explosion at Simeon. Adam Blade and co. find themselves sealed into Naruto. Will he use there power for or against Konoha? Naru/Harem NOT A YAOI! and a shocker! Riru never slept with Archlight!
Crossover - Naruto & Needless/ニードレス - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Naruto U., A. Blade
Iwa's Ashikabi reviews
Naruto gets banished, along with his lover(Spoiler:Hyyuga Heiress) , and they flee towards Suna Iwa, and Kusa. Where everything changes for the better.rated M for lemons, blood,and cursing, ya know the usual.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Naruto U., No. 01/Miya A.
Downfall Of The Leaf reviews
This is my response to MrWriterWriters 'Whats in the scroll' challenge. True summary inside
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,382 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Naruto U., Espada
The Avatar and the Raijin! reviews
Naruto was beaten, bloodied, and thrown on powerlines. When, he finds the Avatar, They will save the world. Naruto/Harem. smart!Naruto. Rated M for Lemons!
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,731 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Naruto U., Katara
The Forest Guardian and The Maelstrom reviews
This is the first ever Naruto/Queen Blade crossover One-shot the real summary is inside.
Crossover - Naruto & Queen's Blade/クイーンズブレイド - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Naruto U., Nowa - Complete