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Author has written 8 stories for Kirby, Mario, Sonic the Hedgehog, Legend of Zelda, and Pokémon.
Name: Just call me Kapphy...
Age: I'm sorry, but this isn't facebook, go find another female to bother...
Favorite Colors: Lavender, cyan, black and mint green.
Favorite things: Drawing, watching the newest anime, playing video games, writing stories, Blaze the Cat and Silver the Hedgehog(Silvaze!) Zombie shows, Animal Crossing: City Folk! Manga and comic books, Mario Kart 7!-KapphyKat14( that's who I am on there...)Cheesecake!Mousse!and C-A-K-E!
Least Favorite things: Dressing up for events, earrings (sorry guys...) chores! HOMEWORK! Amy Rose and Sally Acorn. The color brown.
Personiality: I'm a very laid back person who always does things at the last minute...I'm also know known to love the Japanese traditions...
Gender:Female(I'll give you that much...)
Favorite Books: Battle Royale
Favorite Singer: Hatsune Miku- An computerized Anime singer who sells albums over in Japan. I have her songs! :)
I've got a deviant art! KapphyKat is my username.
The Adventures of Kirby in CrescentVille!: Chapter 5! Updated 3/3/2013
A Penny for your Thoughts: None
Daunting Heart: Updated Jan 22, 2014!
New Story: He Scarred Me, He Made Me, He Kept Me
Story Update Schedule:
7-3-2012-None today because it is my birthday...
7-31-2012-Very Important notice to those who have been reading Sonic and co at Central High: Rewind! is going to be deleted. The story is out of order and I can't find the old files to edit it. Sorry, but I will write a new story based on, it will have a different plot. We will now be focusing on Sonic instead...most of the time. The other chars. will appear and be human and may have their own chapters. Again, sorry...
8-21-12: A few weeks ago I created the story 'Lucky Clover the Fourth' please read it...
8-22-12: Super Toad Bros. is now here!
12-11-12: Well, it's been a long while but do not worry. I have indeed been working on the stories and I have new ones to come. I'm still in school so cut me some slack.
3/3/13: I wrote a new story called Petal Project X. It's a Mario and Sonic crossover that will replace ROTU: SK. And updated The Adventures of Kirby in Crescent Ville after months.
3/16/13: The Legend of Zelda: Element Faries has been updated! At 1:00 a.m.
3/22/13: The Adventures of Kirby in Crescrent Ville have been updated!
5/27/13: Kapphy, you dare show your face after 2 months?! Yes, yes, I do. I came back to tell everyone that I am sorry for not being on here for the past two months. School got in the way of EVERYTHING possible. But I am pleased to announce that will be showing up more often because it is almost summer time! So expect more updates. Also to any of you Animal crossing lovers out there, I have started a new forum on the brand new animal crossing game coming out this June (the game hits shelves before school ends *gasps*!) Visit the forum if you want to exchange friend codes or have a regular chat. Thank you.
6/13/13: Hey guys, I'm back. My Animal Crossing forum is open for chat and have another announcement: I will be deleting the Legend of Zelda Story to start a new one. I really don't like what I have so far, so I'll start a new one. Nobody was following it anyway. S'k though, I will try to create updates though. See you!
1/22/14: Yay...I'm back and sorry if you guys were hoping for more of me during the summer. But it's a new year, so maybe just maybe. (Keep yo fingers crossed!) Although I am going to tell you right now, I start college at the end of August so things might get really slow. Like REALLY slow. BTW, is anybody tracking down the new Sailor Moon Anime? But hey, if you like art why don't you go visit my deviant art? I update more so there than here. KapphyKat is my name.
9/12/14: A new story was posted. That's all I can give at the moment.
10/28/14: Posted a new chapter for Super Toad Bros.
Just before you read my stories, read their profiles and see what they are about.
The Adventures of Kirby in Crescent Ville!: Kirby has moved away from his previous town to find a calm life when he discovers that the other villagers in the new town are in fact puffballs as well! Just as Kirby thinks he can settle down for a new life, everything unimaginable happens. Humans rise from there long term sleep, a princess stumbles into the village with the Grim reaper disguised as a fairy, and all the drama. It's just too much to handle! But he can deal with, just like he always does. Rated K
Super Toad Bros: Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy and Yoshi have all been captured in the hands of Bowser and Toad Town has been taken captive. When the adventurous, witty and cowardly Toad speaks out about this, he sets off on an adventure to rescue the man who always kept him and his town safe. On his way he meets new friends like the curious and slowpoke Koopa and the mysterious Mushroom fairy Herb. Not to mention new and unexpected villains. Sometimes it isn't easy being little, but it sure does have it's advantages. Rated K
Petal Project X: In a world where Gods, Goddess, and thieves rule, a mysterious woman plans to take over, by just using the simple power of reviving a child. Mario and Sonic travel across Tinta Land in search of the Sapphire Plum, hoping to collect the pieces before anybody else does. It's an all out battle as everyone who becomes aware of the plum will search and destroy until all pieces are found. But what happens when you eat all the pieces? Or when you don't finish them? Rated T
Picnic Panic: Everyone know about the story of how Paper Mario, Luigi, Bowser and Peach saved Flipside and other dimensions from being sucked into that huge and horrible void. Well in order to celebrate, Peach decided to throw a picnic party and now must by the items...from her local grocery store. Sadly, it's not going to be easy. Rated K
A Penny for your thoughts: A lonely and sorry sap of a King named Bowser rules over the Koopa Kingdom. But sooner or later by law, he must have a child. Of course since he doesn't have a lady, he's just going to have to adopt one. Bowser wants him to rule, but somebody else wants him to live his life as he wishes. Which will he choose?Rated T
Daunting Heart: Link the quiet, awkward, but brave and determined hero always looked at Zelda as a lover. But she just doesn't feel the same way...Now recovering from a suicide attempt, Link encounters a crazed and demonic child who offers him the rare chance of winning Zelda back...at the cost of using his life to get to her homeland. Now Link must go through underground mazes and tainted lands to bring a girl back to where she belong...and it doesn't make it any easier when you have a back stabbing thief traveling along either...rated M
Pokemon X and Y: Journey to my Heart: No one is born wanting to be homeless, rather everyone wishes to be born into the arm's of caring parents. Kapphy, was not given that option and has been forced to live her in and out of the house. After being permanently kicked out, Kapphy and her newfounded froakie, Kipkon, are given a second chance at life by entering professor Syramore's pokemon camp. But the children she has to face have different motives of their own. Rated T.
FRIENDS: never ask anything to eat or drink
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. Mrs and grandma and grandpa by there last/first names
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up
FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and herself in the process
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore
FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you
BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the crap out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts your best friend
FRIENDS: Will say you can do better
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him and say "you have seven days to live"
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BEST FRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
FRIENDS: Will help you move
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body
FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall
BEST FRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much, dumbass?"
FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain
BEST FRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, BITCH, RUN!"
FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected
BEST FRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Tell you that you look nice. BEST FRIENDS: Say your outfit looks like throw up, and then help you find a new one 10 minutes before school starts.
FRIENDS: Say "good luck" when you go get your ears pierced.
BEST FRIENDS: Help pick out your studs, take before and after pictures of your earlobes, and then put up with the unending questions and mirror-staring.
FRIENDS: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night).
BEST FRIENDS: Start gushing with you.
FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something.
BEST FRIENDS: Get obsessed with you.
FRIENDS: Say "see you later!"
BEST FRIENDS: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you.
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial
FRIENDS: Forgive you.
BEST FRIENDS: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. here's a tissue"
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd butts that left you
FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Have countless inside jokes with you.
FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.
BEST FRIENDS: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"
FRIENDS: Annoy you.
BEST FRIENDS: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME"
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell
FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life
FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his butt
FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: the ones getting fined by the police with you
FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you
FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders
FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven
FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine
FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone
FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" (don't ask you don't want to know)
BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you
FRIENDS: Will ignore this
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this crap.
Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1.At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3.Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4.Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It 'In.'
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks, Then Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'
7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'
8.Don't use any punctuation
9.As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10.Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'
12.Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
13.Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
14.When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!'
15.When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'
16.Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
17. Walk into a really expensive store and when they ask 'Can I help you?' ask 'What can I get for 20 cents?'
95 percent of the people in America have 'Bieber Fever' or Bieber Rabies. If you're part of the 5 percent that hate Justin Bieber, copy and paste this to your profile
Pick the month you were born in-
January I killed
February I smelled
March I ran naked with
April I jumped
May I ate
June I shot
July I danced with
August I loved
September I kissed
October I robbed
November I slapped
December I stabbed
-Pick the day you were born on-
1 A banana
2 A homeless guy
3 A house
4 A mop
5 Barney the dinosaur
6 A sock
7 A stripper
8 My lover
9 My teacher
10 An iPod
11 A movie star
12 A phone
13 An angel
14 A drunk guy
15 A crack head
16 A pillow
17 A cat
18 A teletubby
19 A hobo
20 Paris Hilton
21 A dog
22 A bird
24 A rock star
25 My toothbrush
26 A glass of milk
27 The kool-aid man
28 A French fry
29 A lesbian
30 An emo
31 A snowman
-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-
White Because a hobo stole my taco.
Black Because the voices told me to.
Pink Because I wanted to.
Red Because I’m bringing sexy back!
Brown because I’m on crack.
Polka dots Because insanity is fun!
Purple cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.
Gray because I’m cool like dat
Green Because big bird told me to.
Orange Because I know kung-fu.
Maroon because I’m a good girl.
Turquoise Because I was chasing the leprechaun.
Blue Because that’s how I roll!
Tye dye because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!
Yellow Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.
None Because the aliens did experiments on me.
-Now read it all together and laugh at yourself! Repost this as what you are...
If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever yelled at yourself for having a stupid conversation in your mind, yelled back, and then got into a fight with yourself, copy and paste this.
If you have ever talked to the TV and then yelled at it for not listening, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're a huge fan of Kirby, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
FAQBF(Frequenty Asked Questions By Friends)
Why is it you get so many things from pig while everything from a cow is still beef?- TailsLovesCosmo
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
One of my current favorite characters is a character no one would give a second thought too. If you like a character no one would give a second thought too, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking Trix, copy this into your profile
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
You know you live in 2010 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job...
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
Most girls; Are cheerleaders
Other girls; Are captain of the football team
Most girls; Cry, bitch and stuff themselves with chocolate for a week after their boyfriend breaks up with them
Other girls; Put a sign on their ex-boyfriends back that says; "Never gonna get any"
Most girls: Learn how to bake bread and cakes from their mom
Other girls; Learn how to Barbecue from their dad.
Most girls; Play with dolls with their sister
Other girls: Play video games with their brother
Most girls; Have fits and plan revenge
Other girls: Play pranks
Most girls; Slap people
Other girls: Punch people
Most girls; Become anorexic and shove their fingers down their throats
Other girls; Would down a whole bag of Potato chips and not give a crap
Most girls; Would think this was garbage
Other girls: Would copy and paste this
Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:
Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." (Or "Eww!") whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit next to you because your invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the front row.
Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.
Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
Try to start a wave.
Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
Sing with the theme music.
Bring and use your own air freshener.
At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"
Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!"
Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by them self.
Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
Before the movie begins, tape fart cushions to various chairs in the theater room.
Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.
Bring a water gun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"
Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"
Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"
Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can hear it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said.
Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.
Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.
Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you’ve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.
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The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
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Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile
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50 OR SO AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!!
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)
2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG??” very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties”
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!”
6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “Your racist against paper aren’t you.”
8. Don’t do your Homework.
9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then sit there and smile sweetly.
10. When you have a substitute teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”
11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.
12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom.
13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”
14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.
15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY!
16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena
17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room
18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says
19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow
20. Speak in French.
21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”
22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well
23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."
24. Hand in an essay where every word is misspelt.
25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”
26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early."
27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”
28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”
29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads.
30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”
31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”
32. Bring in a 4th Grader and says he’s your new pet.
33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.
34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them.
35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.
36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.
37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.
38. Glue all their scissors together.
39. Make paperclip jewelery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc…
40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”
41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘I am retarded’
42. Talk to a pen.
43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what’s wrong, yell “NO I WON’T MAKE OUT WITH YOU AFTER CLASS!”
44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.
45. Smile. All the time.
46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”
47. When a substitute teacher is taking attendance, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’
48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!"
49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks.
50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favorite song.
51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her!
52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught!
53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!"
54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!"
55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder!
56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats!
57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart!
58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my god. . What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh god. They must have found the body! HELP!"
59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!"
60. If you find a pencil on the floor, jump onto a desk, hold up the pencil, and yell, "LITTERING IS WRONG!! WHOEVER DROPPED THIS MUST BE PUNISHED!!" Then run around the room singing in a foreign language.
Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver!
When in doubt, push random buttons!
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that.
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
Come to the dark side, screw cookies, WE HAVE CAKE!!
Dear math, I am not a therapist, solve your own problems.
When life gives you lemons, keep them cause hey, free lemons.
Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
I have not yet begun to procrastinate.
Sometimes I wonder "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" then, it hits me.
I don't suffer from insanity . . . I enjoy every minute of it.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps . . . I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.
There are three kinds of people in the world: those that can count, and those that can't.
The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.
You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us.
Slinky escalator = endless fun
People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?"
Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
I dream of a better tomorrow- where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.
I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty!
I'm not insane . . . I just do whatever the voices tell me to.
I don't obsess; I think intensely.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
The statistics of insanity is that one in every four Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If it's not them, it's you.
The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy something else to shoot at.
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that.
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.
Whoever said words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.
I do not deny everything.
Always proofread to make you sure you don’t any words out.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then.
When you get caught looking at him, remember he was looking back.
I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.
Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.
Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and heck is afraid I'll take over.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
Who ever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious mental problems.
I'm not lost, I'm exploring.
Last night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars and I thought . . . WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING?
Where do you dig your holes to?
Sincerely, A Curious American.
-Dear Lost Keys,
Sincerely, Lost Phone on Silent.
Give the silly rabbit some Trix already!
Sincerely, concerned about the rabbits mental health.
-Dear black hole at the bottom of my backpack,
Please stop eating my pens and pencils and homework. I kind of need those.
Sincerely, unprepared Student
One: Grab the nearest book, open to page eighteen. What’s line four?
Two: Stretch your left arm as far out as possible, what’s there?
Three: What is the last thing you watched on Television?
Four: Without looking guess what time it is?
8:45 I actually got it right
Five: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Hatsune Miku Music
Six: When was the last time you stepped outside, what were you doing?
Going to the train station.
Seven: Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Eight: What are you wearing?
An a white shirt and blue shorts
Nine: Did you dream last night?
Yes, about zombies
Ten: When did you last laugh?
Eleven: What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A Calender, some log-on thing, a board, a poster, some square thingy a family photo and a clock
Twelve: Seen anything weird lately?
Thirteen: What do you think of this quiz?
Fourteen: What film did you last watch?
The Amazing Spider Man-the 2012 one
Fifteen: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Every type of chessecake in the world
Sixteen: Tell me something I don't know about you:
I CANT STAND TWILIGHT, OR THE COUPLE SILAMY! OR SONAZE!
Seventeen: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of the quilt or consequences, what would you do?
Make myself be in a fantasy world with my own adventure
Eighteen: Do you like to dance?
Nineteen: George Bush:
don't get me started
Twenty: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Kurimu or Kaori
Twenty One: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Kiyoshi or Aoi
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
Total: 14- I'm 85% tomboy...
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
TOTAL: 7- Wow, for a girl, Im not that girly...
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