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Joined 06-11-11, id: 2982113, Profile Updated: 10-27-14
Author has written 8 stories for Kirby, Mario, Sonic the Hedgehog, Legend of Zelda, and Pokémon.

Name: Just call me Kapphy...

Age: I'm sorry, but this isn't facebook, go find another female to bother...

Favorite Colors: Lavender, cyan, black and mint green.

Favorite things: Drawing, watching the newest anime, playing video games, writing stories, Blaze the Cat and Silver the Hedgehog(Silvaze!) Zombie shows, Animal Crossing: City Folk! Manga and comic books, Mario Kart 7!-KapphyKat14( that's who I am on there...)Cheesecake!Mousse!and C-A-K-E!

Least Favorite things: Dressing up for events, earrings (sorry guys...) chores! HOMEWORK! Amy Rose and Sally Acorn. The color brown.

Personiality: I'm a very laid back person who always does things at the last minute...I'm also know known to love the Japanese traditions...

Gender:Female(I'll give you that much...)

Favorite Books: Battle Royale

Favorite Singer: Hatsune Miku- An computerized Anime singer who sells albums over in Japan. I have her songs! :)

I've got a deviant art! KapphyKat is my username.


Story Updates:

The Adventures of Kirby in CrescentVille!: Chapter 5! Updated 3/3/2013

A Penny for your Thoughts: None

Daunting Heart: Updated Jan 22, 2014!

New Story: He Scarred Me, He Made Me, He Kept Me

Soon: Uh...

Story Update Schedule:

7-3-2012-None today because it is my birthday...

7-31-2012-Very Important notice to those who have been reading Sonic and co at Central High: Rewind! is going to be deleted. The story is out of order and I can't find the old files to edit it. Sorry, but I will write a new story based on, it will have a different plot. We will now be focusing on Sonic instead...most of the time. The other chars. will appear and be human and may have their own chapters. Again, sorry...

8-21-12: A few weeks ago I created the story 'Lucky Clover the Fourth' please read it...

8-22-12: Super Toad Bros. is now here!

12-11-12: Well, it's been a long while but do not worry. I have indeed been working on the stories and I have new ones to come. I'm still in school so cut me some slack.

3/3/13: I wrote a new story called Petal Project X. It's a Mario and Sonic crossover that will replace ROTU: SK. And updated The Adventures of Kirby in Crescent Ville after months.

3/16/13: The Legend of Zelda: Element Faries has been updated! At 1:00 a.m.

3/22/13: The Adventures of Kirby in Crescrent Ville have been updated!

5/27/13: Kapphy, you dare show your face after 2 months?! Yes, yes, I do. I came back to tell everyone that I am sorry for not being on here for the past two months. School got in the way of EVERYTHING possible. But I am pleased to announce that will be showing up more often because it is almost summer time! So expect more updates. Also to any of you Animal crossing lovers out there, I have started a new forum on the brand new animal crossing game coming out this June (the game hits shelves before school ends *gasps*!) Visit the forum if you want to exchange friend codes or have a regular chat. Thank you.

6/13/13: Hey guys, I'm back. My Animal Crossing forum is open for chat and have another announcement: I will be deleting the Legend of Zelda Story to start a new one. I really don't like what I have so far, so I'll start a new one. Nobody was following it anyway. S'k though, I will try to create updates though. See you!

1/22/14: Yay...I'm back and sorry if you guys were hoping for more of me during the summer. But it's a new year, so maybe just maybe. (Keep yo fingers crossed!) Although I am going to tell you right now, I start college at the end of August so things might get really slow. Like REALLY slow. BTW, is anybody tracking down the new Sailor Moon Anime? But hey, if you like art why don't you go visit my deviant art? I update more so there than here. KapphyKat is my name.

9/12/14: A new story was posted. That's all I can give at the moment.

10/28/14: Posted a new chapter for Super Toad Bros.


Story Profiles

Just before you read my stories, read their profiles and see what they are about.

The Adventures of Kirby in Crescent Ville!: Kirby has moved away from his previous town to find a calm life when he discovers that the other villagers in the new town are in fact puffballs as well! Just as Kirby thinks he can settle down for a new life, everything unimaginable happens. Humans rise from there long term sleep, a princess stumbles into the village with the Grim reaper disguised as a fairy, and all the drama. It's just too much to handle! But he can deal with, just like he always does. Rated K

Super Toad Bros: Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy and Yoshi have all been captured in the hands of Bowser and Toad Town has been taken captive. When the adventurous, witty and cowardly Toad speaks out about this, he sets off on an adventure to rescue the man who always kept him and his town safe. On his way he meets new friends like the curious and slowpoke Koopa and the mysterious Mushroom fairy Herb. Not to mention new and unexpected villains. Sometimes it isn't easy being little, but it sure does have it's advantages. Rated K

Petal Project X: In a world where Gods, Goddess, and thieves rule, a mysterious woman plans to take over, by just using the simple power of reviving a child. Mario and Sonic travel across Tinta Land in search of the Sapphire Plum, hoping to collect the pieces before anybody else does. It's an all out battle as everyone who becomes aware of the plum will search and destroy until all pieces are found. But what happens when you eat all the pieces? Or when you don't finish them? Rated T

Picnic Panic: Everyone know about the story of how Paper Mario, Luigi, Bowser and Peach saved Flipside and other dimensions from being sucked into that huge and horrible void. Well in order to celebrate, Peach decided to throw a picnic party and now must by the items...from her local grocery store. Sadly, it's not going to be easy. Rated K

A Penny for your thoughts: A lonely and sorry sap of a King named Bowser rules over the Koopa Kingdom. But sooner or later by law, he must have a child. Of course since he doesn't have a lady, he's just going to have to adopt one. Bowser wants him to rule, but somebody else wants him to live his life as he wishes. Which will he choose?Rated T

Daunting Heart: Link the quiet, awkward, but brave and determined hero always looked at Zelda as a lover. But she just doesn't feel the same way...Now recovering from a suicide attempt, Link encounters a crazed and demonic child who offers him the rare chance of winning Zelda back...at the cost of using his life to get to her homeland. Now Link must go through underground mazes and tainted lands to bring a girl back to where she belong...and it doesn't make it any easier when you have a back stabbing thief traveling along either...rated M

Pokemon X and Y: Journey to my Heart: No one is born wanting to be homeless, rather everyone wishes to be born into the arm's of caring parents. Kapphy, was not given that option and has been forced to live her in and out of the house. After being permanently kicked out, Kapphy and her newfounded froakie, Kipkon, are given a second chance at life by entering professor Syramore's pokemon camp. But the children she has to face have different motives of their own. Rated T.


FRIENDS: never ask anything to eat or drink

BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. Mrs and grandma and grandpa by there last/first names

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and herself in the process

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you

BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the crap out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts your best friend

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him and say "you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall

BEST FRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much, dumbass?"

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain

BEST FRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, BITCH, RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BEST FRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Tell you that you look nice. BEST FRIENDS: Say your outfit looks like throw up, and then help you find a new one 10 minutes before school starts.

FRIENDS: Say "good luck" when you go get your ears pierced.

BEST FRIENDS: Help pick out your studs, take before and after pictures of your earlobes, and then put up with the unending questions and mirror-staring.

FRIENDS: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night).

BEST FRIENDS: Start gushing with you.

FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something.

BEST FRIENDS: Get obsessed with you.

FRIENDS: Say "see you later!"

BEST FRIENDS: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you.

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Forgive you.

BEST FRIENDS: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. here's a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd butts that left you

FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Have countless inside jokes with you.

FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.

BEST FRIENDS: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"

FRIENDS: Annoy you.

BEST FRIENDS: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his butt

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" (don't ask you don't want to know)

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FRIENDS: Will ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this crap.

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1.At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3.Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4.Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It 'In.'

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks, Then Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'

8.Don't use any punctuation

9.As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10.Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'

12.Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

13.Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

14.When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!'

15.When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'

16.Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

17. Walk into a really expensive store and when they ask 'Can I help you?' ask 'What can I get for 20 cents?'


95 percent of the people in America have 'Bieber Fever' or Bieber Rabies. If you're part of the 5 percent that hate Justin Bieber, copy and paste this to your profile

Pick the month you were born in-

January I killed

February I smelled

March I ran naked with

April I jumped

May I ate

June I shot

July I danced with

August I loved

September I kissed

October I robbed

November I slapped

December I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 A banana

2 A homeless guy

3 A house

4 A mop

5 Barney the dinosaur

6 A sock

7 A stripper

8 My lover

9 My teacher

10 An iPod

11 A movie star

12 A phone

13 An angel

14 A drunk guy

15 A crack head

16 A pillow

17 A cat

18 A teletubby

19 A hobo

20 Paris Hilton

21 A dog

22 A bird

23 Elmo

24 A rock star

25 My toothbrush

26 A glass of milk

27 The kool-aid man

28 A French fry

29 A lesbian

30 An emo

31 A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White Because a hobo stole my taco.

Black Because the voices told me to.

Pink Because I wanted to.

Red Because I’m bringing sexy back!

Brown because I’m on crack.

Polka dots Because insanity is fun!

Purple cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.

Gray because I’m cool like dat

Green Because big bird told me to.

Orange Because I know kung-fu.

Maroon because I’m a good girl.

Turquoise Because I was chasing the leprechaun.

Blue Because that’s how I roll!

Tye dye because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!

Yellow Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.

None Because the aliens did experiments on me.

-Now read it all together and laugh at yourself! Repost this as what you are...

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled at yourself for having a stupid conversation in your mind, yelled back, and then got into a fight with yourself, copy and paste this.

If you have ever talked to the TV and then yelled at it for not listening, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a huge fan of Kirby, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

FAQBF(Frequenty Asked Questions By Friends)

Why is it you get so many things from pig while everything from a cow is still beef?- TailsLovesCosmo

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

One of my current favorite characters is a character no one would give a second thought too. If you like a character no one would give a second thought too, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking Trix, copy this into your profile

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye

13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

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じしf,)ノ Put this on your proflie if you love cats!

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job...

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Most girls; Are cheerleaders

Other girls; Are captain of the football team

Most girls; Cry, bitch and stuff themselves with chocolate for a week after their boyfriend breaks up with them

Other girls; Put a sign on their ex-boyfriends back that says; "Never gonna get any"

Most girls: Learn how to bake bread and cakes from their mom

Other girls; Learn how to Barbecue from their dad.

Most girls; Play with dolls with their sister

Other girls: Play video games with their brother

Most girls; Have fits and plan revenge

Other girls: Play pranks

Most girls; Slap people

Other girls: Punch people

Most girls; Become anorexic and shove their fingers down their throats

Other girls; Would down a whole bag of Potato chips and not give a crap

Most girls; Would think this was garbage

Other girls: Would copy and paste this

Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." (Or "Eww!") whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because your invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the front row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!"

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by them self.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

Before the movie begins, tape fart cushions to various chairs in the theater room.

Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a water gun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can hear it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you’ve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.

.--""Girls-- --
--are like apples--
--on trees. The best ones--
--are at the top of the tree.--
--The boys don't want to reach--
--for the good ones because they--
-r afraid of falling and getting hurt.-
-Instead, they get the rotten apples-
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples up top think
something wrong w/ them when in
-reality they're amazing. They just--
--have to wait for the right boy to
-- come along, the one who's-
-- brave enough to--
--climb all--
--the way--
--to the top--
--of the tree.

Check this out... Olny srmat poelpe can raed this. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen,Angelz on Edge, HermioneGranger1993, ;-) Bellanes, -Aikio-Hatate-,crimson angel3579,moyashi the 14th,luvingrandomness, heartofhate1014, solarkitty, lavender Crystal,Animevampfreak10, Kangarooney, KapphyKat14

50 OR SO AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!!

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG??” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!”

6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.

7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “Your racist against paper aren’t you.”

8. Don’t do your Homework.

9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then sit there and smile sweetly.

10. When you have a substitute teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”

11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.

12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom.

13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”

14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.

15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY!

16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena

17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room

18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says

19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow

20. Speak in French.

21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”

22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well

23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."

24. Hand in an essay where every word is misspelt.

25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”

26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early."

27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”

28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”

29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads.

30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”

31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”

32. Bring in a 4th Grader and says he’s your new pet.

33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.

34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them.

35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.

36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.

37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.

38. Glue all their scissors together.

39. Make paperclip jewelery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc…

40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”

41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘I am retarded’

42. Talk to a pen.

43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what’s wrong, yell “NO I WON’T MAKE OUT WITH YOU AFTER CLASS!”

44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.

45. Smile. All the time.

46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”

47. When a substitute teacher is taking attendance, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’

48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!"

49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks.

50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favorite song.

ADDITIONALS

51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her!

52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught!

53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!"

54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!"

55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder!

56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats!

57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart!

58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my god. . What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh god. They must have found the body! HELP!"

59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!"

60. If you find a pencil on the floor, jump onto a desk, hold up the pencil, and yell, "LITTERING IS WRONG!! WHOEVER DROPPED THIS MUST BE PUNISHED!!" Then run around the room singing in a foreign language.


Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver!

When in doubt, push random buttons!

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

Come to the dark side, screw cookies, WE HAVE CAKE!!

Dear math, I am not a therapist, solve your own problems.

When life gives you lemons, keep them cause hey, free lemons.

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

I have not yet begun to procrastinate.

Sometimes I wonder "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" then, it hits me.

I don't suffer from insanity . . . I enjoy every minute of it.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps . . . I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

There are three kinds of people in the world: those that can count, and those that can't.

The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us.

Slinky escalator = endless fun

People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?"

Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I dream of a better tomorrow- where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.

I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty!

I'm not insane . . . I just do whatever the voices tell me to.

I don't obsess; I think intensely.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

The statistics of insanity is that one in every four Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If it's not them, it's you.

The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy something else to shoot at.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.

Whoever said words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

I do not deny everything.

Always proofread to make you sure you don’t any words out.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then.

When you get caught looking at him, remember he was looking back.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and heck is afraid I'll take over.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

Who ever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious mental problems.

I'm not lost, I'm exploring.

Last night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars and I thought . . . WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING?

-Dear China,

Where do you dig your holes to?

Sincerely, A Curious American.

-Dear Lost Keys,

Touché.

Sincerely, Lost Phone on Silent.

-Dear kids,

Give the silly rabbit some Trix already!

Sincerely, concerned about the rabbits mental health.

-Dear black hole at the bottom of my backpack,

Please stop eating my pens and pencils and homework. I kind of need those.

Sincerely, unprepared Student

Survey?

One: Grab the nearest book, open to page eighteen. What’s line four?

Two: Stretch your left arm as far out as possible, what’s there?

A wall

Three: What is the last thing you watched on Television?

Sailor Moon

Four: Without looking guess what time it is?

8:45 I actually got it right

Five: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Hatsune Miku Music

Six: When was the last time you stepped outside, what were you doing?

Going to the train station.

Seven: Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Microsoft word

Eight: What are you wearing?

An a white shirt and blue shorts

Nine: Did you dream last night?

Yes, about zombies

Ten: When did you last laugh?

Todat

Eleven: What is on the walls of the room you are in?

A Calender, some log-on thing, a board, a poster, some square thingy a family photo and a clock

Twelve: Seen anything weird lately?

Not really

Thirteen: What do you think of this quiz?

Its okay

Fourteen: What film did you last watch?

The Amazing Spider Man-the 2012 one

Fifteen: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Every type of chessecake in the world

Sixteen: Tell me something I don't know about you:

I CANT STAND TWILIGHT, OR THE COUPLE SILAMY! OR SONAZE!

Seventeen: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of the quilt or consequences, what would you do?

Make myself be in a fantasy world with my own adventure

Eighteen: Do you like to dance?

No

Nineteen: George Bush:

don't get me started

Twenty: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Kurimu or Kaori

Twenty One: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Kiyoshi or Aoi

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 14- I'm 85% tomboy...

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

TOTAL: 7- Wow, for a girl, Im not that girly...


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Power of Bonds by D.stortion reviews
He pushes his friends away in fear of hurting them. She is rejected by her people for they are terrified of her powers. Yet united they stand against all odds to save the very people they're so far away from. Sonic and Blaze. Alone together.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,838 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 2/14/2012 - [Sonic, Blaze]
Mario, Sonic, and the Great Sports Mix by Child at Heart Forever reviews
Competative as ever, Mario and Sonic truly wish to settle the score once and for all in one absolutely final sport. However, they find more than they bargained for when they're shoehorned into a sports mix of FIVE more! With the zaniness and the competition taken up to the eleven, and a bet to decide all their fates on the line, who'll be victorious in this one?
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,006 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Sonic, Mario
Cream's Random Days by Lucy the Hedgehog reviews
A fic mainly about Cream's days with her mom and her friends. Join Cream and her friends, as well as some other known Sonic characters in: Cream's Random Days. RANDOM CHAPTERS! Final Chapter up!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,863 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Cream/Cheese, Vanilla - Complete
Our Triumph, Our Love, Our Story by DarkBlaze14 reviews
Can two fighters become lovers? Silvaze. Rated T for some language and scenes.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 48,119 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Silver, Blaze - Complete
Shining Though the Darkness by Cassy The Cat reviews
Children of the Light, Book 1: Blaze a lost princess adopted by a hero and his wife. Silver a young hedgehog who lives his life being trained by another hero. Both Have untold pasts. Could their future together help them unlock their pasts? Will they try to stay together against all odds?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,072 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Blaze, Silver - Complete
Blinded Love by Sisterpups reviews
After a life threatening battle with Eggman, Silver goes temporarily blind for at least 2 days with some injuries as well. Unable to fend for himself, Blaze is asked to help. At the side, will this bring the two closer? Silvaze :Completed:
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,382 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Blaze, Silver - Complete
Sonic Challenges Mario to a Strikers Tournament! by Child at Heart Forever reviews
After the baseball game, Sonic's gang takes up soccer, and find that they're really good at it! Learning that Mario also has a team of his own, they're the ones challenging them for a game, and they're really confident, unlike last time...and things get even more epic than ever before!
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,819 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Sonic, Mario - Complete
Rebuilding by thehistorygeek reviews
Seqeul to "Walking in the Devastated Area". Vaughn and Chelsea return to the island, only to find it abandoned because of a storm. They now have to find the missing residents and the one person who can turn it all around. Plus, this was no ordinary storm.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,056 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Chelsea, Vaughn
Trinity by Seeker Reveal reviews
Two weeks after the Outbreak, a seemingly unstoppable horde of the undead attack the city of Station Square. Sonic and his friends must find the power to unite and send them back to their graves! Evil forces are at work, and they must stop it.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,388 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Sonic, Tails - Complete
Yesterday, My Friend by Sniper Typhoon Hedgehog reviews
Silver and Blaze get some private time and talk, look back at their past adventures together, and also discover what type of relationship they really have. Most stuff is just made up, hence fanfiction. And yes, expect some Silvaze.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Silver, Blaze
Blaze and the Principality of Alba by GenericDude reviews
When a princess sets her eyes on a soldier, the disapproval of her father puts the two on a course where death is only a step behind every time... Rated T for some language and violence, not for people with a phobia of OC's...there's quite a few!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 46,844 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Blaze, Silver - Complete
Walking in the Devastated Area by thehistorygeek reviews
Sequel to "Ruins". Chelsea and Vaughn think they have finally outrun thier bad luck, but they were wrong. They now have to risk their lives to save them, run from friends, the lives they used to lead, and nightmares that are coming true.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,473 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Chelsea, Vaughn - Complete
Mario Versus Sonic in a Game of Baseball by Child at Heart Forever reviews
Mario and company absolutely LOVE baseball, but once their team cannot be defeated anymore, they're starved for a suitable opponent. With outside forces taking advantage of this, Sonic and his friends are roped into a match, having little baseball experience but potential skill. The outcome is unforeseeable, but will Sonic prevail, or will Mario once more come out on top?
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,273 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Sonic, Mario - Complete
A Whole New World by SilverDawn2010 reviews
A dimension-hopping, time-stopping romantic adventure chock-full of SonicXAmy, KnucklesXRouge, SilverXBlaze and light TailsXCream romance.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 63,759 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sonic, Amy - Complete
Wikipedia: Hedgehogs by Taranea reviews
A party and everyone s present! Little Cream gets her paws on a laptop and Sonic s worst nightmare ensues as his ‘friends’ discover the awful truth about hedgehogs in a very well known encyclopedia…
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,803 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 4/11/2007 - Sonic
Sonic Talk by Wrth reviews
Sonic and the gang get the idea to put on a serious toned and thought provoking talkshow where they analyze everything that has taken place in the video games. However, the concept of being 'serious toned' is lost on many of them. R&R.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,312 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Tails
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Super Toad Bros reviews
It really happened...Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy and Yoshi have been captured by Bowser and Bowser Jr! And it's up to Toad and his new pals to save them! Join the tiny mushroom on his biggest quest ever!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,875 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Toad, Koopa Troopa
He Scarred Me, He Made Me, He Kept Me reviews
Ever a had a diehard crush on someone and kept those feeling to yourself and he suddenly left without you getting that chance to tell him? Well...what would happen if you found that someone years later? Could you eventually do it? Rated M for sexual themes, harsh language and more to stuff to come. IrisXCilan/Dento.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/12/2014 - Bianca/Bel, Cheren, Iris, Cilan/Dento
Pokémon X and Y: Journey to My Heart
Living on the streets is a hard thing to deal with, but that all changes once your put in a group full of kids who are determined to do anything to beat you to the champion of Kalos. Suddenly it's all about being on top, which requires harsh decisions, risking friendships, and shutting off the world. Something that Kapphy is willing to do. Mild cursing and suggestive themes.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,823 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Calem/Calme, OC, Trevor/Toroba, Serena/Sarina
Daunting Heart reviews
Link loves Zelda, but she doesn't feel the same. Now Link is confronted by a demonic, hectic child who gives him a chance to redeem himself by taking her outside of the kingdom...but at the cost of his heart and sane mind...Now he must travel in the land of Hyrule through paranoia mazes and disturbing situations. And now he has to have a short and gloomy thief tag along as well...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Link, OC
Petal Project X reviews
"You go all this way just to awaken me and force me to open the portel for your own benefits? How utterly greedy of you, death will cast upon you and the world for this..." Mario and Sonic travel across Tinta Land to collect the fallen pieces of the Sapphire Plum. Will they be collected or will the mysterious villian beat them to it? Please Review!
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Mario - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Sonic, Mario
A Penny for your Thoughts reviews
Sooner or later, the thorne of Bowsers' Castle must be ruled by a new king! Bowser can't have the koopalings take over, but Kamek quick fixes it by having Bowser adopt another child that looks just like him! Will Jr. rule like his newly father, or will the Koopalings change his mind?
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Bowser, Bowser Jr., Iggy Koopa, Kamek
The Adventures of Kirby in CrescentVille! reviews
Kirby moves to a brand new town, only to find out that their a tribe of kirbys! Follow Kirby as he sets off on an brand new adventure from grassy towns to rocky mountains and ice castles!
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,917 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 7/13/2011
Picnic Panic! reviews
Paper Peach decides to throw a surprise picnic dinner for the paper gang and heads to the Flipside Market to find the items, but finds out there just as hard to get them as they are in the wild.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Peach
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