Alice Rider
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Joined 06-11-11, id: 2982465, Profile Updated: 03-25-12
Author has written 14 stories for Neopets, Pokémon, Portal, Homestuck, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Romeo and Juliet.

If you clicked on a link and you came here in hopes of watching a live alien autopsy, I'm afraid you've come to the wrong URL.

Because the only thing you'll find here is a bunch of fanfiction that updates sporadically because writer's block apparently likes to screw with my head a lot. And as a hopeless romantic, I find the need to warn anyone who spews chuncks at even the thought of romance to stay far, far away. I'm not kidding.

But you're welcome to my stories if you wish. I tend to write stories to songs, and occasionally, someone will start singing. If a song does pop up, just know that it is completely amazing and I will try to remember to put a link to it somewhere. (*coughmusicaddictcough*) And when writer's block decides to give me a break every once in a blue moon, the stuff I usually write isn't the longest, but it has some sort of meaning, occluded or outlandish as it may be. I'll try to keep updating, I promise. ;_;

And just so I don't have to keep writing this on every story, here we go: I do not own any characters or games, etc etc unless I specifically say "OC" or such thing that would imply that it is indeed orginal, yada yada yada.

Reviews, comments, and suggestions are always welcome here! Please don't fell shy about it! I don't bite...much.

(Oh, and before I forget. Dyslexia is a bit of a problem here in Alice World, so if you find stupid mistakes, please tell me. It would make me a very happy sprite.)

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Come Downstairs and Say Hello by wrathkitty reviews
With Wheatley in tow, Chell might as well write "DISPENSE PRODUCT HERE" on her shirt and throw herself in front of a turret - but she can't leave him behind, either. Selective mutism, sarcasm, and a perfectly passive aggressive A.I., all wrapped into one what-if-Chell-caught-Wheatley fic. Trying to stick as closely to canon as possible, other than the whole pesky what-if business.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,867 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Chell, GLaDOS, Wheatley
Forsaken by lilpurplebird reviews
Being a Legendary isn't always a good thing. They realized that too late.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 214,473 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 3/25/2010 - [Mew, Mewtwo]
More Beautiful than the Rain by himeroru reviews
Another quick one-shot I wrote as a stress-relief tool during standardized testing. DavexJade, approx. 2,000 words. Rated T for profanities.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Dave S., Jade H. - Complete
Obscura by ThinkingCAPSLOCK reviews
Rule number 1: Cool guys never remove their sunglasses.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 110 - Words: 116,698 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Dave S.
Lovestruck by Cynnominstarr reviews
Your name is Dave Strider and you hate places like this... Your Bro obviously picked the most ironic place he could think of for you to spend a Saturday night- a gay singles' club.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,427 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Jade H., Dave S.
Between the Minds by caliginousStrider reviews
And then he was kissing her. There was nothing romantic in the gesture, there was only desperation. He kissed her over and over and over.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 60,544 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Dave S., Jade H. - Complete
When She Gets Mad by Konaxookami reviews
There was something strangely beautiful about a one Jade Harley when she was mad. It wasn't like she got angry easily either. Oh no. Jade Harley was full of rainbows and sunshine and twittering birds right out a Disney movie. But when she got mad...
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Dave S., Jade H. - Complete
Still Cool by RhiDaBatch3 reviews
After a bad day at school Dave can't wait to talk to one of his best friends. But when he loses his 'cool', will he know how to own up to his mistake? DavexJade
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,422 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Dave S., Jade H. - Complete
Goodnight by fanstuck reviews
It's the night of prom and a certain Strider makes a move. "I hoped to spend this night with a beautiful girl, and it looks like I've found one. May I have this dance, Jade?" Highschoolstuck AU. Promstuck oneshot. T for language. Pretty cheesey :D
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Dave S., Jade H. - Complete
Soul Theory by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
AU! There's a fine line between being top-student and a jaded moron. Maka Albarn can't understand the subtle beauty in music, can Soul Evans teach the lyrics of the soul to a damaged girl while the threat of disownment looms over him?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,920 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Beats From an Immortal Heart, A Fiolee Story by Dinahdog reviews
Marshall Lee never thought he'd fulfill an old curse placed on him years ago, but now that he's met Fionna, he finds his heart has begun to beat more than figuratively for her.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,192 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Fionna, Marshall Lee - Complete
Four Quadrants by creativeisolation reviews
Human!Stuck AU. Terezi Pyrope is a famous actress. Her newest gig? Co-hosting a game show with Karkat Vantas. Will scandal abound? You decide. The possibility of hilarity? 100%. Multi-pairing/reader-requested. "YOU KNOW, K4RKL3S, TH1S 1S 4 F4M1LY SHOW."
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Terezi P., Karkat V.
Whatever You Say by Subjext's Queen reviews
Interpretation of post-game AU Terezi Pyrope and Karkat Vantas. Alone in the group's hive. Whatever could go wrong? *lime*
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,646 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Karkat V., Terezi P. - Complete
SQU1SHY by ThinkingCAPSLOCK reviews
Growing older means blood-coloured eyes, which is just one of the many problems Karkat must face. He and Terezi work hard and play hard, all to keep from getting a BAD END.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,004 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Karkat V., Terezi P.
Shopping Shenanigans by Ocarina of Thyme reviews
Humanstuck; Karkat takes Terezi to the mall to pick up a few things - silliness ensues.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Karkat V., Terezi P. - Complete
Do full moons effect vampires? by Ruler of the arts reviews
Yuki finds herself thinking about her past again and finds herself outside in the freezing winter temps. Zero sees her outside and goes out to get her. But what happens during Yuki's innocent seach for heat and her conversation with Zero?
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Yuki C., Zero K. - Complete
Candy Scented by Cherry Burlesque reviews
Unfamiliar, unbelievably silent and completely alone. Where had he chased her to? She knew nothing of this place. That is…until the candy scent washed over her. Oneshot.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Karkat V., Terezi P. - Complete
MewAchoo by Persephatta reviews
"ACHOO!" The sneeze shook the entire room. Mewtwo watched with an expressionless face. "For such a small creature you sure had a powerful sneeze." Mew smiled sheepishly. Mewtwo visits Mew when she's sick. Hints of Mew and Mewtwo Pairing.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Mew, Mewtwo - Complete
Imagine by Michiru Kino reviews
You know I suck at summaries...so...just read it
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Yuki C., Zero K. - Complete
Destiny by Figurly reviews
Another Brynnso story.
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Complete
The Faeries' Ruin SPOOF by Return Of Itsy reviews
Who is this mysterious rogue Hanso? What does he know? Why is Jazan's eyeliner still sexy after all these years? And just WHO is responsible for the faeries turned to stone! I don't know, but here's a spoof.
Neopets - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,741 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Complete
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Recollections reviews
You know you played that game. You just know you did. These dreams had to mean something. The problem is, that game doesn't exist.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/18/2012 - John E., Rose L. - Complete
Movie Night reviews
Karkat and Terezi have a rather...interesting movie night, filled with popcorn, crappy romcoms, and an unwanted intrusion.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Terezi P., Karkat V. - Complete
Frog Hunting reviews
Dave and Jade go frog hunting in the Land of Frost and Frogs. What could possibly go wrong? K just for my paranoia
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Dave S., Jade H. - Complete
Last Good Thing reviews
Wheatley's inner demons are having a free-for-all in his head and he's quickly losing hope that he won't survive the war. He just needs something-or someone-to believe in.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Good Bye reviews
When Amon learn's Korra's biggest weakness is the firebender with the red scarf, he uses that to his advantage. Takes place in the future after Nick finally airs the big Makorra episode.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/5/2012 - unknown 5 - Complete
MAKORRA reviews
Makorra blurb that's rather short, but sweet; stuck in a moment of time that may or may not happen in the show. Anyways, enjoy.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2012 - unknown 5, unknown 7 - Complete
Grateful Doesn't Fit reviews
Wheatley can't figure out this emotion. Maybe it's gratitude? But what does he know? Being human isn't exactly easy.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Karkat: Shut her up reviews
Guess who I ship? Hehe. Terezi loves to talk, but it's rather grating on Karkat's nerves. T just because it's Karkat.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Karkat V., Terezi P. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors reviews
Really Brynnso/Secret Garden/Romeo and Juliet. Brynn is a rich girl living in a mansion with her father. Hanso lives as a thief in Brightvale. My first fanfic. Feel free to comment!
Crossover - Neopets & Romeo and Juliet - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,238 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011
His Girl reviews
Mewtwo was never really able to let go of the little girl who had cared for him. But Mew isn't very good at respecting personal space.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Mewtwo, Mew - Complete
Chell's Voice reviews
Just a short little Portal blurb.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Chell - Complete
Hangover reviews
Another NxOC drabble. Wrote this one on a two and a half hour plane ride. Enjoy!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2011 - N H./Natural H. G. - Complete
Chocolate Milk reviews
Small NxOC drabble I came up with at like 1 in the morning. Fluffy. Rated T cause I'm paranoid. Feel free to comment!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/9/2011 - N H./Natural H. G. - Complete
He's Back reviews
OCxN. One shot. After two years, N has finally returned, but is Arisu ready to see him again? Pardon my sucky summary skills. Hope you like it!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/17/2011 - N H./Natural H. G. - Complete