Knock Out is determined to help the next generation of Cybertron by whatever means necessary. And if that means "borrowing" the Autobots' human friends for a little road trip, so be it. But while Knock Out is hunting for a solution, someone else is hunting him!

Starscream sometimes had a habit of becoming hopelessly embroiled in his work. Megatron used to think that was a bad thing.

Surrounded by the torrid fiction of his fellow Autobots, Jazz uncovers a Decepticon plot hidden amidst their written fantasies. Can the Spec Ops commander turn this plot of high treason into a narrative...of love? OR Jazz is surrounded by a bunch of perverted writers, and wouldn't you know it, one of them is a Decepticon. (Soundwave x Jazz x Prowl) - COMPLETE -

Convicted of a crime he didn't commit and sent to prison, Starscream must deal with the sneers and hatred of those surrounding him after an unexpected twist of fate sets him free - into the hands of the Autobots. G1 AU

Varias narraciones breves de la W.A.P. y el extraño, carroñado y destornillado grupo de Decepticons (y Autobot) abordo. ¿Supervivencia? ¡Contrátelos para un poco de esto! NOTA: La idea original es propiedad de Bibliotecaria.D y su historia "Big Fans of Survival", ah y el Rating puede variar.

Grief takes strange and painful forms. Sometimes, in fact, painful to everyone nearby.

No one would have thought Bumblebee and Knock Out were capable of getting along, but when they're stuck in a strange new world and their only hope of survival is cooperation . . . Yeah, they're probably doomed.

An accumulation of slash stories about the used, abused, confused, and the TFs who love them. Both factions. Review only those you like, cancel any time. Thank you all for reading these and loving them.

G1: Megatron has a ray gun that shrinks Autobots, leaving them two and a half feet tall and very far from home. (edited and updated Dec 2017 with more content)

When a meditation with the Matrix of Leadership reminds him of the Prime's priestly duties, Optimus decides to hold the Rite of Prima's Blessing: an ancient ritual devoted to connection, unity...and the Prime's submission to all Cybertronians.

Destitute and desperate, Bluestreak becomes the Cybertronian equivalent of a mail-order bride. A story about politics. Bluestreak/Thundercracker/Skywarp

The Decepticons are fed up with Vortex's behavior. They call in the expert.

Owen Grady, ex soldier and animal trainer receives an invite for a job opening at the legendary Jurassic World. Upon his arrival he learns that this job will put his handling skills to the test and require far more blood, sweat, and tears than he ever imagined.

When everyone else needs him, First Aid doesn't always pay the closest attention to his own health, but this time really takes the cake.

Protectobot Beginnings AU: Sideswipe learns there may be more to First Aid than meets the eye.

Optimus Prime inquires about the possibility of sending his daughter to summer daycamp. Fluff and crack.

G1. We can never control who we fall in love with. Those determined to be together will let nothing stand in their way. This is one such pair. Rated for slashy content and blackmail for sexual favors. Prowl x Sideswipe.

The Constructicons found Ratchet and asked him to repair their sixth gestalt member. He couldn't say no, although he knew he needed to. Forced into an uneasy truce, he's almost starting to get attached... Slash, poly, plug'n'play, G1 characters.

Sparkbearer Saga: Part II. G1-based AU. Alien invasions, possessed vehicles, language barriers, government conspiracies, family drama, supermarket tabloids, and tomato wars... Welcome to Earth.

Protectobot Beginnings AU - Ironhide impresses the Protectobots, and then regrets it, and Hot Spot gets himself into a bit of a spot. Baby Protectobots being precocious.

Scrapper doesn't want to go to an art show. The rest of the Constructicons do: Hook and Bonecrusher want to torment artists, Mixmaster and Scavenger want to stuff themselves with candy, and Long Haul just wants a day off. And then something explodes.

Hydra as in "tiny freshwater invertebrates that reproduce by budding", not "Hydra the world-wide subversive organization dedicated to global domination", or "Hydra the mythical many-headed Greek monster." Although those would be cool, too!

Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.

Knock Out is a freelance medic— he works alone and he likes it that way. But when he finds a corpse that isn't as dead as it ought to be at the bottom of a pile of bodies, it puts his entire careful operation at risk.

Post "Predacons Rising". Ultra Magnus didn't want to take Knock Out on the mission. Knock Out didn't want to go on the mission. And yet, here they are.

In the quiet aftermath of an ambush, Vortex teaches Swindle how to cut a mech open. The Combaticons have a unique view of team bonding.

Post "Predacons Rising". Ultra Magnus and Knock Out battle. Via paperwork. In TRIPLICATE.

DOTM AU: Two years after the events of Dark of the Moon, Barricade requires assistance. He finds a nice Autobot and asks for help politely.

Shortly after the Stunticons' creation, Drag Strip believes he would be better off without the rest of the team. Motormaster alters that attitude. Warning : slash, non-con, abuse, violence.

Creation moves in cycles, Seeker femmes look just like Seeker mechs, and courtship displays freak out even evil Decepticons. Now Soundwave has to find out why Thundercracker is suddenly so violent... and why Starscream and Skywarp are giggling like that.

The trip was Knock Out's idea. That didn't mean he couldn't complain about it.

Two medics and one human on a restored Cybertron. Ratchet, accompanied by Knock Out, gets to explain the mysteries of Cybertronian reproduction to Miko. I'm sure you can guess how utterly thrilled he is about this task. Nothing explicit.

Protectobot Beginnings AU - In which Blades needs snuggles. The Aerialbots take Blades on a supply run, but have a hard time remembering just how young he really is.

After losing his first two cassettes, Soundwave finds himself grieving and in debt. His only option is to enter service as a "contractor", an indentured servant, in exchange for his contractee paying off his debt. He hopes only to fix his financial situation and eventually be able to start over. What he'll get, however, is so much more. AU, consensual servitude, fluff, poly

When Ratchet became guardian to the young twins, he swore he'd do whatever was necessary to keep them safe.

G1: Red Alert hates birds. All birds. Be they mechanical or organic, ya know, he hates them. Sometimes the later even more than the former.

G1: Something went wrong, Sideswipe realized. He just wasn't sure what, and nobody would tell him.

I was taking Rung prompts on plurk/tumblr and this is one of them: Dark!Rung. Note please that this isn't Shattered Glass verse. This is AU only insofar as Rung has a bit of a darker motive behind what he's doing. Everyone else is standard MTMTE. Look out though, this might turn into a horror, and possible triggers include whatever you might expect from a dark!psychologist.

Protectobot Beginnings AU - Splitting up for the first time is a big deal for a baby gestalt.

When it seems like Deckerd is getting nowhere with the newest member of the Brave Police, he receives some advice from a familiar face.

Caring is not an advantage, and Vortex strives to keep it that way.

Scrapper can't remember his first sculpture, but knows his last will be his masterpiece.

Nothing had changed. It only took being on the outside to see it. One-shot.

28s meme with Vortex, the crazy Combaticon 'copter. Sometimes efficient, often delusional, always off-kilter, Vortex faces down Autobots, Decepticon betrayal, and most dangerous of all, himself.

As Gunmax has learned, life is not so simply laid out in things like "good" and "evil". From the start of his construction and to his life in the Brave Police, he knows.

Jazz was used to change. One couldn't be complacent in Kaon. He was used to listening for the signs, watching for the change in the wind as the seekers said. Now...now was the time to double down and make sure he was securely on the winning team. Early-war AU, Decepticon!Jazz Co-written with Borath.

They're total opposites, yet somehow drawn together through circumstance and choice. 28 short stories about the most unlikely couple to ever walk the Decepticon ranks. Updated 1 June 2012

Wildrider gives a friend a birthday present. Takes place two years after "The Girl Who Loved Wildrider".

Autobots, Decepticons, serious, humour, utter crack, any and all continuities... collection of short unrelated ficlets - constantly being added to.

Protectobot Beginnings AU - Ratchet said he couldn't be saved. First Aid tries anyway. Contains implied mpreg.

There was a time, before the war, when "Prime" meant more than leader. In the wake of the Fallen's defeat Optimus is the last Prime remaining and his duties to his people are more important than ever. - m/m slash, mpreg

Oneshots. It takes some getting used to, hanging around mutant ninja turtles. "The VCR blinks 12:00 in a never-ending beat, but the television is off, and April blinks blurrily into the darkness, wondering briefly of where and why."

He knew the value of every part of his frame, together or in pieces. And it didn't mean a thing because here he was worthless. Set during season 3.

Mixmaster decides to make Long Haul see things his way.

A weasel, a conniving backstabbing, slippery little weasel hidden in a rather tempting frame. How else can one put it? Godawful perhaps.

DOTM AU - They believed every word he said. It was a lesson they would remember, even when Optimus Prime forgot. Takes place before "Project Reset" and "Project Reset - The Prequel." The hatchling names are all Wheeljack's fault.

Something is very wrong on the Ark, but why is Bluestreak the only one to notice, and what's happened to Jazz and Prowl? G1, story now complete.

It had been early in his rise to power that Megatron had realized that loyalty and competence should be rewarded. It has, over time, become tradition. - Megatron/Laserbeak sticky pnp slash

Starscream, hatchlings and angst. DOTM possibly spoilers.

DOTM AU - First Aid snuggles can fix pretty much anything! Takes place after the events of the movie/novel. Contains hatchlings, spoilers for DOTM, twiddling with Bayverse 'bot characterizations to suit my Nefarious Plans.

...or how to drive the Autobots insane in 100 words or less. A series of small drabbles. Pure crack. First: Red Alert. Second: Optimus Prime

SPOILERS for DOTM. Barricade and Starscream have a brief meeting to try to deal with some...plot holes. My response to the movie.

In the aftermath of the Battle of Autobot City, Sunstreaker and Sideswipe discover that hope and life may be rekindled... but at what cost? Tie-in fic with TtH, CC, and UB. G1, slash, rating subject to change. I still don't own Transformers.

Post-ROTF. On board the aircraft carrier returning to NEST headquarters, Sam has a slight mental breakdown. NOTE: These chapters are edited, revised, and polished versions of the originals. Some things are VERY different.

G1. Hound's realized Sunstreaker is watching him, which is kind of unnerving, really. Sunstreaker is convinced he wants absolutely positively nothing to do with Hound. Sideswipe's amused. Bumblebee's bemused. Everyone else is clueless--so far. HoundxTwins

It was their last stand - but in their darkest hour, there is a beacon of light. Or two. SLASH, character death.

Sometimes, Jazz's inability to turn down a challenge can get him into very interesting situations. Pleasant, but interesting. SLASH

Protectobot Beginnings AU - Very young sparklings must be watched over constantly, and even Perceptor finds this challenging at times. Curious Groove is curious!

AU - The Aerialbots have messed up big time, but don't worry. Fireflight's got it all under control.

Sam and Optimus look for things they've lost.

G1: An improptu post-battle tryst has some unexpected side effects for the young Autobot gestalts. Originally for the lj kink meme. Aerialbots/Protectobots mpreg

January in New York can be brutal. A snowstorm shuts down the city, even as the creeping cold paralyzes the Turtles themselves. Splinter/April, but only as friends.

Protectobot Beginnings AU - The Protectobots are recovering from injuries and hit some speedbumps. Their older brothers are worried. Takes place shortly after the events in "Protectobot Beginnings: "Shield."

After the AllSpark's destruction, it's up to the oldest mechs to instruct the clueless younger generation in a more... hands-on... approach to reproduction. Slash, het, plug'n'play

Whilst listening in on yet another prank of Skywarp's, it suddenly strikes Megatron how little he understands his own troops. G1 cartoon, one-shot, rated KPLUS just to be safe.

AU - Wheeljack's heading out, Silverbolt realizes some things. Just a quick bit of fluff with a tinge of angst for flavor.

Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches... Read if you dare.

G1, dark AU, oneshot. Sunstreaker's thoughts on the puzzle that is his ward, the stupidity of humans, the dichotomy of his comrades, and the illusion that is sanity.

Post-ROTF. On board the air craft carrier headed back to Diego Garcia, Sam has a slight mental breakdown.

Protectobot Beginnings AU - Jealousy can happen even within the tight knit Protectobot team, but have no fear! It's extremely mild and of short duration, and is merely another devious excuse for snuggles.

Needlenose drags Spinister to an art party. Slash.

Onslaught wishes that Vortex could be normal for once. Slash.

TFA: Shockwave always intended to take Blurr with him, but a mistake is made. However, it works out in Shockwave's favor. Non-con with giant robots. Shockwave, Blurr, Cliffjumper.

After Hook finishes a bunker on Cybertron, Scrapper takes Hook on what basically amounts to a date. Slash.

Protectobot Beginnings AU - First Aid keeps things to himself. Wheeljack ponders. Takes place between "Activation" and "The Art of Sitting Down."

Innocent hazing and sneezes, harmless human traditions turned inside-out; their differences work in ways that leave everyone wondering just who's messing with who. Sam and Bumblebee wouldn't change a thing, though. Now a few one-shots.

Or, five things that Raph sort of is, and one thing that he is inescapably.

Transformers AU. Sparkbearer sidestory. Professor Evelyn Hughes is accustomed to teaching linguistics, but when one is friends with a crew of giant alien robots, one must be prepared to teach lessons of a very different sort. Drabbles and oneshots.

07-MV-- Dear Agent Simmons: Welcome to Psychoville, home to paranoid security officers, tempermental spies, and the average conspiracy theorist, population Too Many To Count And One More, Including You.

Sideswipe hates teleporting and therefore, by association, hates Skywarp. Sunstreaker unleashes an unholy wrath upon the Decepticon base due to a misunderstanding. No jet packs or GPS systems were harmed in the making of this fic…Beyond repair anyway.

07 - Sore throats, nightmares, and the differences between organics and Cybertronians - something is terribly wrong with Sam. To live is to evolve, and shape alone is not enough. Think of it as a mutual learning experience. Bot!Sam Bee/Sam

After a punishment, Wildrider has to pick up the pieces - literally. Except his mind may be just as shattered, and more difficult to put back together.

Protectobot Beginnings AU - Midnight lessons with Perceptor can be fun! The Protectobots learn all about the fascinating properties of dihydrogen monoxide.

Following Karai's destruction of the second Lair, and Leo's return from Japan, the Turtles must find a way to rebuild their home and their family. Neither will be easy...

Sparkbearer oneshots and drabbles, inspired by various things. Now up: Spare Parts I, and The List including prologue, #84, and #162 .

Protectobot Beginnings AU - First Aid's reluctance to shoot things runs a little deeper than Ironhide realizes.

The 28s meme starring the Stunticons. Some chapters related, a few contain slash. Battles and Shakespeare, tricks and imprisonment, Autobots and their own flaws... nothing stands in the way when the 'con cars - and truck - hit the road.

Protectobot Beginnings AU - Wherein the Protectobot team is very upset and requires some cuddling, the Aerialbot team obliges, and Slingshot has an angst attack but cannot resist the Power of Ten.

Protectobot Beginnings AU - Hot Spot sighed. The zombies giggled. First Aid and Halloween may not be the best combination...

Protectobot Beginnings AU - Wheeljack asks Groove and Streetwise to stand on one foot, and in return they keep him on his toes.

Pre-ROTF. Demolisher arrives on Earth too late, and Sideways brings with him more trouble than he's worth. This story is now complete!

G1: The day after a battle as Devastator, Hook is having some problems with his crane-mount.

An experiment in human sexuality yields some rather unexpected results. Skywarp/Hook

The Autobot was giving himself entirely, solely for the sake of his comrades and it was a siren song he couldn't resist. Spring Kink Prompt: - Sixshot/Ratchet see IDW's Devastation : predator/prey, forced pleasure – "You thought you could outrun /me/?"

Protectobot Beginnings AU - Air Raid finds something. Contains a bit of gore and a bad joke.

After a certain point, freaking out at changes just becomes passe.

Protectobot Beginnings AU - Streetwise sure is an observant young mech. Just a short, silly thing.

Hound thought that, for a species that prided itself on its ability to be more than meets the eye, they seemed to forget with alarming frequency the need to look at things incisively. By BlackMarketTrombones

When Wildrider is kicked out of the Decepticon base, he decides to find a human to keep him company. But the one he picks has more problems than just a Stunticon terrorist. Not a romance, despite the title.

Protectobot Beginnings AU - Grownups are weird. The Protectobots at least try to be polite about it. Just a silly snippet, despite some unhappy First Aid.

Oneshot, 07Movie. When you're young, you tend to think you'll live forever. A tiny moment with Sam, Bumblebee, and lights.

2K7 movieverse. Megatron is up and about, resurrecting dead bots left and right. Surprisingly, not AU. Response to a prompt on tf-kink meme.

G1 crack drabble series. It's the random adventures of an Autobot, a Decepticon, and a human.

Fireflight, Bluestreak, and First Aid discover the circle of life.

“Did you really think that, after everything we’ve done, you’d get to have a happy ending?” Sequel to Ordinary World and Exiles.

In which Rorschach and Dan go on the road in search of Walter's long-lost father. Sequel to Ordinary World.

In which Manhattan hesitates, Laurie goes to Jupiter, and Dan is left behind in a post-apocalyptic NYC to save Rorschach from himself. Gratuitous fix-it fic, with porn.

AU--They had wanted to give them at least a semblance of a normal upbringing, but the Protectobots, it seemed, had other ideas. Prequel to "Shield"

AU - Ratchet and Wheeljack bring the Protectobots online for the first time. Prequel to "Shield"

Sideswipe and Sunstreaker have arrived on earth. That means that all they need to do is track down Optimus Prime, get rid of the pack of Decepticons after them and not scare the local wildlife. That should be easy, right? Gen, OC, ensemble, G1 characters.

Movieverse, oneshot. In this world they all pretend, but the truth is that everyone is an inch from breaking. It’s been four hundred and thirteen days since Mission City, and no one is really okay.

AU--The Protectobots are caught up in the war far ahead of schedule, but how much will it cost them? First Aid pays the price for their first battle.

Sesshoumaru leaves her in the fall.

G1 AU, oneshot. The thing was that one of them could spend your entire life with you, but in the end, you would just be a one-night stand. Many cross-species, one-sided, selfish pairings implied.

AU - Streetwise has the giggles; Hot Spot is puzzled. "Care to explain what you find so funny to the rest of us, Street?"

Hook tries to teach Soundwave to ask nicely for what he needs. G1. Hook/Soundwave: bondage, spanking, questionable consent, slash.

Punch is starting to forget whose allegiance he belongs to, and the fear strikes him deeper than anything else he can imagine. To ensure that he never forgets again, he decides to leave a reminder on himself that will always be close to his spark.

Complete, MovieAU. He fell in love with humanity in general, and Witwicky and Banes in particular, the first time he ever saw the two. The two soldiers had raced through the shattered streets in a stolen blue truck, laughing in voices high and howling...

Ficlet. Sometimes Mikey has nightmares that he's somehow lost his brothers, put them away, like the many toys he's boxed over the years.

Cultural boundaries are difficult to learn. However, after almost 5 years of being placed into awkward situations, Mikaela and Sam, and Miles, sort of, finally hope to set some of their Autobot friends straight...

G1-ish. Sometimes, all you need is the right sort of NUDGE to get enemies to work together - as Starscream's trine discover when embroiled in a police investigation back on Cybertron. But just what IS that Blue stuff, anyway?

G1. Two drabbles. Autobots, Decepticons, and human mortality.

TF2k7: A 15-part writing challenge proposed by a friend, focusing on Scorponok and Blackout.

07Movie!verse AU. After Starscream disappoints one time too many, Megatron teaches him a lesson that is difficult to forget. Megascream.

Ratchet is fed up with Sideswipe's nonsense. Set sometime between Cave Canem and Lapsus Memoriae. Ratchet/Sunstreaker, Ratchet/Sideswipe, Prowl/Jazz, Red Alert/Inferno, Wheeljack/Bluestreak, G1, warnings for plug'n'play.

G1 oneshot. Starscream, Wheeljack, and Perceptor are stranded on an alien planet due to one of Wheeljack's inventions going wrong, as usual. Not as usual, they have to rely on other skills to find their way home. Namely: science. Primus help us all.

G1, slash - They knew what they were getting into when they decided they wanted Bluestreak. Only one mech thought to warn Bluestreak about what he was getting into when he decided he wanted them as well.

Isolated and desperate, two teams, one Autobot and one Decepticon, were forced to merge. With a new threat headed to earth after them, how hard can a little trust be? It's important: the survival of humanity might depend on it. Gen, ensemble, G1 chars.

Oneshot. Ron was obsessive about his lawn. Judy was obsessive about her flowers. Something of their strange behaviour had to have passed down to their offspring. Bumblebee attempts to figure out what.

TF2k7: ...But it was an opportunity for a touch of favoritism, at the very least, and some way to affirm his loyalty after the awkwardness that Blackout’s insubordination had caused. Slash.

For Scorponok the road from Decepticon assassin to trusted Autobot isn't exactly a smooth one. Ficlets set in the same continuity as my oneshot "Replacement". Not posted in chronological order. Story is COMPLETE!

There are four rules that define who we are and how we all live.

G1, S2 - Soundwave loses radio contact with Starscream whilst he's on patrol over the ocean.

G1: Starscream is booted from the Decepticon base by Megatron to fly a pointless patrol circuit, in the interest of mutual sanity. Though initially in a foul temper, the Air Commander soon finds himself enjoying the free time.

This is a work of satire. Any resemblance to non-satirical works is completely dulled by the delight of comedy. A 'romantic' interlude between the brothers.

Transformers AU. Juxtaposition side story. So you think you're ready for a human all your own, but do you know how to care for one? ... Ratchet and Wheeljack are doing their best to figure it out.

Damaged and unable to communicate with or even find his fellow Autobots, a lone survivor crashes to Earth and must locate Optimus and the others before a dangerous enemy arrives. Who can he trust, if he cannot tell friend from foe?

G1. Good fences make good neighbors, and the Witwickies and the Autobots are learning to live together.

2007 Movieverse: Five times humans were injured; five times their Autobot friends overreacted. Short fics about Mikaela, Sam, Will, Annabelle, Ratchet, Bumblebee, and Ironhide.

[Oneshot]Movieverse: Maybe their almost desperate grab at something so warm is their way of assuring themselves that there is something out there that isn’t all fighting and death and loss and…and cold. They are so cold, their friends. So very, very cold.

Focused on Scorponok, completed oneshot. Scorponok was left stranded and half crazed in the desert, with nothing but his own scattered thoughts until he found a group of children, slowly dying of exposure... A look at broken things and the ties that bind.

[2007 movie] From the viewpoint of an often marginalized character.

Thundercracker beards the Constructicons in their lair, Starscream lies in danger of becoming a Constructicon trophy, and Skywarp reluctantly acknowledges what the Constructicons have done. The winning side certainly has its peculiarities.

[AU Movieverse] ...Fanservice. WE NEED MORE BLACKOUT FICS OUT THERE. Reviews welcomed.

[2007 Movieverse] Everything can change in an instant. But you never, ever give up. The story of a boy and his car. Or a robot and his ghost.

G1. All Combaticons hate Starscream... with one exception. Starring: Starscream, Vortex, restraints and knives. And Decepticon creepiness.

Set in Armada. The Autobots and the Decepticons are out to find a Minicon in the forest. The Minicon is out to avoid this. NOTE: Old!fic. Reuploading chapters, nothing to see here.

The term friendly fire takes on an entirely new meaning. Rated Mature for a reason BarricadeBlackout. Take it at face value, peeps, I wrote it at 3 AM.

G1, S1 - Scrapper knows what Hook likes. Asexual slash.

You don’t think about your reflexes until afterward.

[2007 movieverse, Sam and Bumblebee centric] Time is an indiscriminate thief, and eventually it takes everything.

Deathfic. Even on the most mundane day, with the most mundane events, tragedy can strike. A oneshot, told from Michelangelo's perspective.

Florida beaches. Sun, sand, vacationing SGC doctors... mutated sharks.... Repost.

G1: Scavenger understands the secret of a good gift.

G1: Prowl has an obsession with catching Drag Strip.

Skibble. Set in Armada. Takes place after 'I Think You're Gonna Like It Here'. Some days, it just isn't worth gnawing through the restraints.

Times and technology may change. People don't. AU, Hiko POV.

Set in Armada. Starscream studies the enemy in its natural habitat. First on the agenda, making Red Alert's day a little bit worse.

Jumba goes for his routine offplanet community service. SLASH WARNING

Set in Armada.(Slashfic) asylum: 1. sanctuary; refuge and safety; a place of refuge 2. a home for the insane.

Set in Armada. Decepticon training. Ex-Autobots. Hyperactive helicopters. Irritating seekers. Poor Thrust. He didn't sign up for this.

Jumba receives bad news from home late one night, and his behavior puts a strain on his current relationships.

Set in Armada. Jetfire enjoys his latest assignment; showing the new guy around. Follows on from 'Bad Comedy'.

Set in Armada. Obligatory ridiculous little Christmas fic. Can Megatron and the Decepticons discover the true meaning of Christmas? No, but they've got the lasers ready...

Set in Armada. What, precisely, is the leader of the Decepticons doing at this time of the night and what does it have to do with Starscream? Edit: Added disclaimer, changed title, nothing new.

Set in Armada. Jetfire's day goes to maggots. Exactly what the title implies.

(JumbaPleakley) Pleakley's physiology makes him susceptible to change. (Finished!)

Daniel. Duo. Two trouble magnets, one very unlucky System Lord... Gundam Wing AU crossover, finally finished!

Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!

JumbaPleakley slash. Set immediately after the events of Stitch! the Movie, the pair come to terms with Jumba's love for illegal activity...and with certain other feelings.

It was a quiet scientific conference... until HEAT got involved. Crossover with Airwolf.

Megatron’s come up with something that humanity can’t resist if you think this is a serious fanfic, you’re going to be sadly disappointed!

Secret agencies should not try to snatch mutation biologists.

Missing scene to Nothing Could Possibly Go Wrong just before HEAT gets back to Staten Island

SG1 in the wake of Monster Wars... H.E.A.T. leaves a trail, if you know where to look. Comes before Innocent Bystander.

Dr. Daniel Jackson wanders off the beaten path and into one of H.E.A.T.'s typical days.

Winter has a plan. Demona has a plan. Together they just might take over the world... Third in the Urban Legends series.

Little yellow notes. We see them on every episode. Don't you wonder what's on them?

It's a bad night for everyone... especially the Weird Sisters.... Second in the Urban Legend series.

Ever wonder what would happen if a Goa'uld misread hieroglyphs?

Alligators in the sewers? They should be so lucky.... Crossover with Gargoyles